Invent a Random Gundam.

EXhack · 04-21-2006, 09:50 AM

I'll start:

HAKKZORZ Gundam.

This MS uses incredible reality bending cheats, but is unable to do anything if the mods set up a tourney, because he was banned 4 years ago and has to lay low for a while.

king nothing · 04-21-2006, 09:53 AM

Gundam Sex

you can do anything sexualy imaginable with this brand new gundam
comes in pink and other assorted colors ;-)

CrazyMoronX · 04-21-2006, 10:46 AM

Penis Gundan.

Has a 13 story man-part made out of adamantium metal. Stands 500 feet tall, and carries a large phallic sword and shield.

Powers include the penis beam, penis goes erect and springs straight ahead, shoots out a large white beam of intense energy, capable of destroying a small planet in a single shot.

The gundam is colored hot pink, while the penis itself is ebony.

ZE · 04-21-2006, 10:47 AM

Gundam Gundam.

The most gundam, gundam there is.

Dr. Boskov Krevorkian · 04-21-2006, 11:22 AM

Pancake Gundam.

-Cook Pancakes and destroy countless civilizations at the same time!

**Kunoichi no Kiri** · 04-21-2006, 11:58 AM

Moved to Gundam forum.

And, er...

Gundam Ultimate Justice Knife! Now with rotating blade action! Not for children under the age of 16. Meaning only G Gundam pilots need apply.

Level 70 Orc Ninja · 04-21-2006, 09:55 PM

The Jihad Gundam

Designed by the people who created every god damn Gundam that committed self-destruction in every Gundam series, this new Jihad Gundam is specifically made for people who are willing to sacrifice their lives in hopes of destroying another mobile suit. Unlike the others, this Jihad Gundam immediately locks the cockpit door upon self-destruction sequence to prevent the pilot from escaping. Its only weapons are claws that can grasp on to anything and the self-destruct button.

WARNING: Self-destruction WILL NOT work on main characters because they will always find some way to escape. Failure of destruction of another Gundam through jihad is not held responsible on the designers.

Raistlin-sama · 04-22-2006, 05:45 AM

Quote:

WARNING: Self-destruction WILL NOT work on main characters because they will always find some way to escape. Failure of destruction of another Gundam through jihad is not held responsible on the designers.

However the chance of it working rises exceptionally if it's the last couple of episodes and/or a Tomino-series.

LOL-Gundam, you'll never find a more hilarious machine. It utilizes the deadliest joke in the world, to make it's enemies die of laughter! Never did the Monty Python crew know that their work would be so well-implemented in a machine of war.

*Donkey Show* · 04-23-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Grb2HAck

I'll start:

HAKKZORZ Gundam.

This MS uses incredible reality bending cheats, but is unable to do anything if the mods set up a tourney, because he was banned 4 years ago and has to lay low for a while.

LOL, that's already in Gundam SEED Destiny. It's the Akatsuki, aka .//hackatsuki. XD

exmorte · 05-03-2006, 11:50 PM

The Patriot Gundam (ala Metal Gear)

It owns, and yet you never see it, what is up with that?
ohh and its dead?!

The This Ain't no Zaku Gundam

Its blue, and kills you.

Generic Gundam

It just is in the background exploding!

Warsmith Dameon · 05-12-2006, 04:29 AM

Nonspecific Religious Deity Gundam, it affends no one or anything, except athiests but they need not apply to this

Lord Yu · 05-15-2006, 10:52 PM

nuff said

Warsmith Dameon · 05-16-2006, 02:40 AM

Hahaha thats funny its atleast 5 lols and 2.5 rofl's (3 lol's = 1 rofl so if you lol 3 times you also will rofl, rofl=a complete rotation on the ground laughing)

Blackmagesamurai · 06-02-2006, 11:15 PM

A blue one that is the best

LayZ · 08-13-2006, 10:46 PM

Random Item Vending Machine Gundam

Not a fighting type MS, just something you could chill in. Includes toilet so you wouldn't have to leave.

Barinax · 09-26-2006, 07:06 PM

Candy Gundam

Attack with a large mechanical lollipop (different colours and shapes BTW).

Sword + Sheild = Lollipop doubles as shield. Centre of sucker collects energy and releases as a beam of bubble-gum coloured energy.

A cannon that resembles a PEZ Candy Disposer...

Other stuff too...

04-21-2006, 09:50 AM	#1
EXhack The Immortal Stalker ANBU Squad Leader Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In a husk of steel and flesh. Posts: 1,403	Invent a Random Gundam. I'll start: HAKKZORZ Gundam. This MS uses incredible reality bending cheats, but is unable to do anything if the mods set up a tourney, because he was banned 4 years ago and has to lay low for a while. __________________ Thanks to GIR for my sig and avy set.

04-21-2006, 09:53 AM	#2
king nothing booty patrol Genin Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: OKC Posts: 157	Gundam Sex you can do anything sexualy imaginable with this brand new gundam comes in pink and other assorted colors ;-) __________________ x who doesnt love an asian girl? --------------------- ----------------

04-21-2006, 10:46 AM	#3
CrazyMoronX CrazyMoroneXtreme Sith Lord Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 29,962 Blog Entries: 3	Penis Gundan. Has a 13 story man-part made out of adamantium metal. Stands 500 feet tall, and carries a large phallic sword and shield. Powers include the penis beam, penis goes erect and springs straight ahead, shoots out a large white beam of intense energy, capable of destroying a small planet in a single shot. The gundam is colored hot pink, while the penis itself is ebony. __________________

04-21-2006, 10:47 AM	#4
ZE EÑE Legendary Ninja Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 5,239	Gundam Gundam. The most gundam, gundam there is. __________________

04-21-2006, 11:22 AM	#5
Dr. Boskov Krevorkian Mad Flautist ̣ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Iter Impius Posts: 11,072 Blog Entries: 90	Pancake Gundam. -Cook Pancakes and destroy countless civilizations at the same time! __________________ Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi?

04-21-2006, 09:55 PM	#7
Level 70 Orc Ninja The Highest Order Elite Teacher Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,085	The Jihad Gundam Designed by the people who created every god damn Gundam that committed self-destruction in every Gundam series, this new Jihad Gundam is specifically made for people who are willing to sacrifice their lives in hopes of destroying another mobile suit. Unlike the others, this Jihad Gundam immediately locks the cockpit door upon self-destruction sequence to prevent the pilot from escaping. Its only weapons are claws that can grasp on to anything and the self-destruct button. WARNING: Self-destruction WILL NOT work on main characters because they will always find some way to escape. Failure of destruction of another Gundam through jihad is not held responsible on the designers.

05-03-2006, 11:50 PM	#10
exmorte Worlds Most Fabulous Genius ANBU Recruit Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Your House Posts: 563	The Patriot Gundam (ala Metal Gear) It owns, and yet you never see it, what is up with that? ohh and its dead?! The This Ain't no Zaku Gundam Its blue, and kills you. Generic Gundam It just is in the background exploding! __________________ Mmm Coffee:

05-12-2006, 04:29 AM	#11
Warsmith Dameon For the Dark Gods of Choas Special Jounin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sothern California Posts: 721	Nonspecific Religious Deity Gundam, it affends no one or anything, except athiests but they need not apply to this __________________ My Life: Im prepared are you? lol My Inferitance Pilsburry is the only one you need

05-15-2006, 10:52 PM	#12
Lord Yu We Live In Holy Waters #narutofan crew > you Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 16,159 Blog Entries: 102	nuff said __________________

05-16-2006, 02:40 AM	#13
Warsmith Dameon For the Dark Gods of Choas Special Jounin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sothern California Posts: 721	Hahaha thats funny its atleast 5 lols and 2.5 rofl's (3 lol's = 1 rofl so if you lol 3 times you also will rofl, rofl=a complete rotation on the ground laughing) __________________ My Life: Im prepared are you? lol My Inferitance Pilsburry is the only one you need

06-02-2006, 11:15 PM	#14
Blackmagesamurai Doesn't want a Custom Title Genin Join Date: May 2006 Location: Phoenixville Posts: 111	A blue one that is the best __________________ Morphing Ninja

08-13-2006, 10:46 PM	#15
LayZ Whats Up, Doc? Missing-nin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,313	Random Item Vending Machine Gundam Not a fighting type MS, just something you could chill in. Includes toilet so you wouldn't have to leave. __________________ XBL:

09-26-2006, 07:06 PM	#16
Barinax W?H?O? Elite Jounin Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,596 Blog Entries: 19	Candy Gundam Attack with a large mechanical lollipop (different colours and shapes BTW). Sword + Sheild = Lollipop doubles as shield. Centre of sucker collects energy and releases as a beam of bubble-gum coloured energy. A cannon that resembles a PEZ Candy Disposer... Other stuff too...