Mr. Satan lookalike vs Ninja Sign Bum

CrazyMoronX · 08-02-2005, 03:03 PM

Ok, who would win in an all out street fight between:

vs

The rules are simple, they must battle it out to the death in a location familiar to both of them, a New York Subway car. No weapons of any sort are allowed, save for the cellphone and ninja sign.

Hermie · 08-02-2005, 04:08 PM

Bum dies laughing about Satans hair. Satan win.

vagnard · 08-02-2005, 04:20 PM

Bum is Mr.T's clone.

Mr. T > Mr. Satan

Bum wins

~~kapsi~~ · 08-02-2005, 05:04 PM

Satan is way cooler

uji-tiger · 08-02-2005, 05:08 PM

The Satan look-a-like looks like he's not to be messed with. The bum needs money to learn how to fight. Satan wins ..._o_

Maffy the Love Doctor · 08-02-2005, 05:15 PM

they both decide to go smoke a peace pipe together and learn how to fight so they can kick those ninja's asses!

iaido · 08-02-2005, 05:34 PM

Nah, those two seem more like crack buddies than pot buddies.

OniTasku · 08-02-2005, 07:33 PM

The ninja's come back and kill the bum because they forgot to kill off the rest of his family.

Mr. Satan wins.

*Kira Yamato* · 08-02-2005, 09:30 PM

*still can't believe how much that guy looks like Mr.Satan*

But I'd still the bum would wins hands down...

Jedi Mind Tricks · 08-02-2005, 10:36 PM

That Mr. Satan look-alike picture is totally awesome.

Mr. Satan wins for the sake of the picture and his leather jacket.

However, if Black Gai does appear; all Hell will break loose and he will beat them both by doing the splits in mid-air.

***Gooba*** · 08-03-2005, 12:08 AM

The Bum needs lessons, meaning he isn't good yet. I assume Mr. Satan's lookalike is already skilled. It takes a power level of at least 50 to get hair like that, and a man with a gun is at 4.

~~Kakashi_Love~~ · 08-03-2005, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herminator

Bum dies laughing about Satans hair. Satan win.

I totally agree!!!^^

Neon · 08-03-2005, 01:18 AM

That isn't a look-alike it is the real live satan

Mr.Satan>Some bum

Yami no Takeshi · 08-03-2005, 01:19 AM

Satan lookalike.
Bum needs lessons, Satan does not.
:D

CrazyMoronX · 08-03-2005, 09:34 AM

Well assuming neither have any martial arts skills as of yet, I'd give it to the bum from his sheer size advantage.

But maybe the bum already raised up money and knows kung-fu now, he'd win again.

However, if Mr. Satan has Satan like skills, then even with Kung-Fu bum will get destroyed...

Overall, I voted bum.

Takagou · 08-06-2005, 03:05 PM

there's no love for the bum ;-; But i didnt vote for him either, alas. But that Mr. Satan look-a-like is proof that there is a real devil who wants me to suffer, and a god who does not like me very much.

Sho · 08-06-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooba

The Bum needs lessons, meaning he isn't good yet. I assume Mr. Satan's lookalike is already skilled. It takes a power level of at least 50 to get hair like that, and a man with a gun is at 4.

Can't disagree with that, those are the facts. :

OniTasku · 08-06-2005, 07:19 PM

I say that:

Gooba > Both of them with his trademark Witty comment-no-jutsu

wolfman_120 · 08-06-2005, 07:35 PM

Haha, that Hercule look-alike is awesome. He wins

CrazyMoronX · 12-21-2006, 12:36 PM

I always wanted to find more pictures of that Mr. Satan look-alike. Alas, I never have.

View Poll Results: Mr. Satan v Ninja Bum
Mr. Satan's Lookalike	8	44.44%
Ninja Sign Bum	6	33.33%
lookalike pays bum to perform a "favor"	0	0%
They both get killed by Black Gai!	4	22.22%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

08-02-2005, 03:03 PM	#1
CrazyMoronX CrazyMoroneXtreme Sith Lord Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 29,962 Blog Entries: 3	Mr. Satan lookalike vs Ninja Sign Bum Ok, who would win in an all out street fight between: vs The rules are simple, they must battle it out to the death in a location familiar to both of them, a New York Subway car. No weapons of any sort are allowed, save for the cellphone and ninja sign. __________________

08-02-2005, 05:08 PM	#5
uji-tiger Young Padawan Academy Student Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 34	The Satan look-a-like looks like he's not to be messed with. The bum needs money to learn how to fight. Satan wins ..._o_ __________________ Spoiler: Now you're gonna get it...... Spoiler: DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S DAD!!!! w00t! never saw it coming!

08-02-2005, 05:15 PM	#6
Maffy the Love Doctor Dirka Dirka! Missing-nin Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,222	they both decide to go smoke a peace pipe together and learn how to fight so they can kick those ninja's asses! __________________

08-02-2005, 07:33 PM	#8
OniTasku [Resident Blenderite] #narutofan crew > you Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: California Posts: 8,286 Blog Entries: 62	The ninja's come back and kill the bum because they forgot to kill off the rest of his family. Mr. Satan wins. __________________ --------- + #narutofan IRC Channel + (Pimpin' the #narutofan IRC since 2005) ♥

08-02-2005, 04:20 PM	#3
vagnard Ryu Narushima > you Hokage Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Santiago de Chile Posts: 12,270	Bum is Mr.T's clone. Mr. T > Mr. Satan Bum wins

08-02-2005, 05:04 PM	#4
~~kapsi~~ Banned Jinchuuriki Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down Posts: 6,012	Satan is way cooler

08-02-2005, 05:34 PM	#7
iaido Elitist Asshole Jounin Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,586	Nah, those two seem more like crack buddies than pot buddies.

08-02-2005, 09:30 PM	#9
Kira Yamato Genei Ryodan Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Hollywood, FL Posts: 70,517 Blog Entries: 17	still can't believe how much that guy looks like Mr.Satan But I'd still the bum would wins hands down... __________________ http://myanimelist.net/profile/cjkira99 Wii Friend Codes: Naruto Shippuuden 3: 3180-6187-5611 DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 3 FC: 4596-8301-8690 Pkmn Diamond FC: 4854-2948-6566 Battle Revolution FC: 0559-3814-4805 Mario Kart Wii FC: 0044-3200-4074

08-02-2005, 10:36 PM	#10
Jedi Mind Tricks The Greatest... ̣ Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts: 2,102	That Mr. Satan look-alike picture is totally awesome. Mr. Satan wins for the sake of the picture and his leather jacket. However, if Black Gai does appear; all Hell will break loose and he will beat them both by doing the splits in mid-air. __________________ "I rip shit with the ballistic characteristics of a hollow tip at point blank distance."

08-03-2005, 12:08 AM	#11
*Gooba* When you have it, you don’t need it. When you need it you don’t have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it, to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northboro, MA Posts: 17,055	The Bum needs lessons, meaning he isn't good yet. I assume Mr. Satan's lookalike is already skilled. It takes a power level of at least 50 to get hair like that, and a man with a gun is at 4. __________________

08-03-2005, 01:18 AM	#13
Neon Lost Angel Torture Specialist Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: With Ms.Lovely Posts: 1,255	That isn't a look-alike it is the real live satan Mr.Satan>Some bum __________________

08-03-2005, 01:19 AM	#14
Yami no Takeshi Engaged! <3 ANBU Captain Join Date: May 2005 Location: 地狱 Posts: 2,091	Satan lookalike. Bum needs lessons, Satan does not. :D __________________

08-03-2005, 09:34 AM	#15
CrazyMoronX CrazyMoroneXtreme Sith Lord Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 29,962 Blog Entries: 3	Well assuming neither have any martial arts skills as of yet, I'd give it to the bum from his sheer size advantage. But maybe the bum already raised up money and knows kung-fu now, he'd win again. However, if Mr. Satan has Satan like skills, then even with Kung-Fu bum will get destroyed... Overall, I voted bum. __________________

08-06-2005, 07:19 PM	#18
OniTasku [Resident Blenderite] #narutofan crew > you Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: California Posts: 8,286 Blog Entries: 62	I say that: Gooba > Both of them with his trademark *Witty comment-no-jutsu* __________________ --------- + #narutofan IRC Channel + (Pimpin' the #narutofan IRC since 2005) ♥

08-06-2005, 07:35 PM	#19
wolfman_120 One Winged Angel Legendary Ninja Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lublin Posts: 4,400	Haha, that Hercule look-alike is awesome. He wins __________________ Signature:

12-21-2006, 12:36 PM	#20
CrazyMoronX CrazyMoroneXtreme Sith Lord Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 29,962 Blog Entries: 3	I always wanted to find more pictures of that Mr. Satan look-alike. Alas, I never have. __________________