Fcked up shit u did as a kid... - Page 2

Gaz MacMillan · 08-25-2008, 07:51 PM

shot a blank round out of an MP5 to trick somebody into think I shot him

kamikazi · 08-25-2008, 07:55 PM

i made toys out of a bunch of stuff despite being bought stuff to play with

duffman · 08-25-2008, 07:59 PM

One time we were on a boat to celebrate newyear, and apparantly the captain said: the first one who makes a sound in here gets thrown overboard, right after that, I came in blowing a horn, yelling happy newyear!!!!!

Gaz MacMillan · 08-25-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KamiKazi

i made toys out of a bunch of stuff despite being bought stuff to play with

who hasn't done that, mate?

Miki Aiko · 08-25-2008, 08:03 PM

I cook bacon in a toaster.

Gaz MacMillan · 08-25-2008, 08:04 PM

once when I was six my parents took me to a hotel, and I got into the minibar.

~~Brendell~~ · 08-25-2008, 08:05 PM

I called a little black kid a nigger.

duffman · 08-25-2008, 08:15 PM

There was this time when santa clause gave presents to all the kids of the guys that worked at my fathers job. So it was my turn, but I was at the toilet. So then I waited, and then when everyone got his present and had a little chat with santa tru the microphone, i got another chance to sit on his lap.
So I went to him, sat on him, and he asked: were were you five minutes ago?

I was taking a shit (but then in my language) right tru the mike.

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Gaz MacMillan · 08-25-2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by duffman

There was this time when santa clause gave presents to all the kids of the guys that worked at my fathers job. So it was my turn, but I was at the toilet. So then I waited, and then when everyone got his present and had a little chat with santa tru the microphone, i got another chance to sit on his lap.
So I went to him, sat on him, and he asked: were were you five minutes ago?

I was taking a shit (but then in my language) right tru the mike.

you are one crazy guy

Supa Swag · 08-25-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX

-Printed porn off the school's computers. Twice.

lol. I printed so much porn out of the school printer and I caused it to run out of ink. TWICE.

duffman · 08-25-2008, 08:31 PM

-One time I was eating this hamburger,
but then I noticed that the hamburger stank, so I said to my dad: hey dad my hamburger smells like shit!!! -what??? let me smell it... yes that smells like shit.
Later we found out that it were my fingers because I couldnt stop scratching my ass.
(wow, that was descusting wasnt it?

)

-this other time, I was eating a sandwich, but then I noticed that there was a tooth in there, so I spit it out, and my mother was like: ewwww

so she went to the bar and asked what the fuck is whit this shitty sandwich. so then I laughed with that and my mom sees that my mouth is filled with blood. And that it was my own tooth

~Gesy~ · 08-25-2008, 08:33 PM

the only things i can remember is..i used to playfight with my brothers..sometimes i got to rough and he ended up in the hospital...i dropped a tv on the floor..and i'll think of others later. lol

Gaz MacMillan · 08-25-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gesy hyuga

the only things i can remember is..i used to playfight with my brothers..sometimes i got to rough and he ended up in the hospital...i dropped a tv on the floor..and i'll think of others later. lol

and, pray tell, how did you manage that?

Zero™ · 08-25-2008, 08:39 PM

Yes once i was in class and this kid behind me wouldnt stop flicking my ears..so i tried to ignore it..I got annoyed..Turned around and punched him in the face..Hard........He got knocked out cold and after that my parents were called in and that day...There be no cookies for me...

iLurk · 08-25-2008, 08:45 PM

I lured several 7-year-old girls into the back of my truck with the false promises of candy.

I didn't really enjoy the experience since they were 7 years of age.

Meh, I wanted younger.

WAY younger.

This was when I was aobut 11 years of age. I stole this guy's truck and I was drivin' it like a pro.

Juice · 08-25-2008, 08:52 PM

I shot my dads truck with a air rifle.

Levithian · 08-25-2008, 08:59 PM

When I was a very young kid, I beat up another kid for being cruel to kittens. when his mother found out what he was doing she said he deserved it.

Siren · 08-25-2008, 09:02 PM

When I was three I went to the park with a friend and her mom. I saw a really big dog (for a three year old). So I decided to see if I could ride it.

5 seconds after I climbed on my face met the ground.

The second time didn't go much better either.

Supa Swag · 08-25-2008, 09:15 PM

I picked on some fat kid with some other people. The guy got so mad he picked up a big ass rope and started spinning around trying to hit us.

In 6th grade I also gave an 8th grader a wedgie while some others were messing with him (guy was a wimp. He couldn't even cut his own sandwich). He told the teachers what happened but because I was such a good student and the teachers didn't think I could do wrong I got off scott free while the others got in trouble.

I also stole toys and other things from school when I was younger. The principal found out and I (as well as others) had to become Kindergarden teacher assistants, which usually consisted of cleaning hamster droppings. I got to play some awesome math games though.

CalRahhh · 08-25-2008, 09:18 PM

Threw a rock over the fence and smashing part of the next door neighbour's green house.

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Gaz MacMillan Guns and Lager Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: in London, kickin' arse Posts: 23	shot a blank round out of an MP5 to trick somebody into think I shot him __________________

08-25-2008, 07:55 PM	#22
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08-25-2008, 07:59 PM	#23
duffman duffed Examiner Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Belgium Posts: 834	One time we were on a boat to celebrate newyear, and apparantly the captain said: the first one who makes a sound in here gets thrown overboard, right after that, I came in blowing a horn, yelling happy newyear!!!!! __________________ Spoiler: Spoiler: "the gallant Jiraiya FC" member

08-25-2008, 08:03 PM	#25
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08-25-2008, 08:04 PM	#26
Gaz MacMillan Guns and Lager Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: in London, kickin' arse Posts: 23	once when I was six my parents took me to a hotel, and I got into the minibar. __________________

08-25-2008, 08:05 PM	#27
~~Brendell~~ Banned Academy Student Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 11	I called a little black kid a nigger.

08-25-2008, 08:15 PM	#28
duffman duffed Examiner Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Belgium Posts: 834	There was this time when santa clause gave presents to all the kids of the guys that worked at my fathers job. So it was my turn, but I was at the toilet. So then I waited, and then when everyone got his present and had a little chat with santa tru the microphone, i got another chance to sit on his lap. So I went to him, sat on him, and he asked: were were you five minutes ago? I was taking a shit (but then in my language) right tru the mike. __________________ Spoiler: Spoiler: "the gallant Jiraiya FC" member

08-25-2008, 08:31 PM	#31
duffman duffed Examiner Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Belgium Posts: 834	-One time I was eating this hamburger, but then I noticed that the hamburger stank, so I said to my dad: hey dad my hamburger smells like shit!!! -what??? let me smell it... yes that smells like shit. Later we found out that it were my fingers because I couldnt stop scratching my ass. (wow, that was descusting wasnt it? ) -this other time, I was eating a sandwich, but then I noticed that there was a tooth in there, so I spit it out, and my mother was like: ewwww so she went to the bar and asked what the fuck is whit this shitty sandwich. so then I laughed with that and my mom sees that my mouth is filled with blood. And that it was my own tooth __________________ Spoiler: Spoiler: "the gallant Jiraiya FC" member

08-25-2008, 08:33 PM	#32
~Gesy~ Doesn't want a Custom Title Hokage Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: lala land Posts: 10,673 Blog Entries: 1	the only things i can remember is..i used to playfight with my brothers..sometimes i got to rough and he ended up in the hospital...i dropped a tv on the floor..and i'll think of others later. lol __________________

08-25-2008, 08:39 PM	#34
Zero™ Roar. ♂ Missing-nin Join Date: May 2008 Location: 221b Baker street. Posts: 2,126	Yes once i was in class and this kid behind me wouldnt stop flicking my ears..so i tried to ignore it..I got annoyed..Turned around and punched him in the face..Hard........He got knocked out cold and after that my parents were called in and that day...There be no cookies for me... __________________

08-25-2008, 08:45 PM	#35
iLurk May his appendages bless you S-Class Missing-nin Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Where Atheists roam free. Posts: 3,489	I lured several 7-year-old girls into the back of my truck with the false promises of candy. I didn't really enjoy the experience since they were 7 years of age. Meh, I wanted younger. WAY younger. This was when I was aobut 11 years of age. I stole this guy's truck and I was drivin' it like a pro. __________________ PASTAFARIANS UNITE! Things that aren't offensive, aren't lulz worthy. After the long abandonment and negligence of my "User's CP", I have decided to check it out. As I expected, I found nothing amusing. From this point forward, I will continue on the lookout for negs/reps that have peaked my interest. Here I present to you what I have gathered thus far:

08-25-2008, 08:52 PM	#36
Juice . Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,002	I shot my dads truck with a air rifle. __________________ *♪ ♫* Semper Fidelis Avatar by ~M~

08-25-2008, 09:02 PM	#38
Siren no, you is not dreaming Jounin Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Not near you. Posts: 1,607	When I was three I went to the park with a friend and her mom. I saw a really big dog (for a three year old). So I decided to see if I could ride it. 5 seconds after I climbed on my face met the ground. The second time didn't go much better either.

08-25-2008, 09:18 PM	#40
CalRahhh I want to dissect you Elite Jounin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Asleep On The Forest Floor Posts: 2,914 Blog Entries: 3	Threw a rock over the fence and smashing part of the next door neighbour's green house. __________________ Last.fm