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View Poll Results: Superman VS God
God- he does have the whole almighty thing going for him 62 71.26%
Superman- Has beaten gods before 9 10.34%
Tie- They go have some pie, because everyone loves pie 16 18.39%
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:05 PM   #1
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:15 PM   #2
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SUPERMAN wins GOD SUCKS *lightning bolts strikes me dead*
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*Superman thinks about attacking*
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*Superman thinks about attacking*
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hahahahahaha! I absolutely agree with that!
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:58 PM   #5
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I was going to vote for superman until i saw bean's post, now all is clear to me, superman it is
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If superman cant take Jesus how can he take God the sun of Jesus? Besides who said it would be a wrestling competition. God also has the undead army of heaven Superman is screwed
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^^^ No help here this is one on one, and superman has the whole justice leauge anyways
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even if it is one on one god is the light superman would be blinded
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God can create matter... any matter, any substance. We all know what that would mean for Superman.
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Gad all the way!!! superman would die just woundering if he could beat God. he would die of stupidity because who is really that stupid to take on God besides satin?
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Old-testament God. Vengeful, capricious, would own superman

New-testament God. Probably unkillable by virtue of being omnipotent. on the other hand, all-forgiving, so its a tie.
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The answer is pretty obvious...

It is a tie of course...

I mean...the answer is even in the choice...
"Tie- They go have some pie, because everyone loves pie"

EVERYONE loves pie, therefore they have to have a tie and go have some pie...
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Ok to start, yeaht he bible its write in god stead, second jesus did live, theres lot of prove by the rome empire that a man with that name exist, now if u ask me, this fight would never even happen Superman (pacifist lover), and God (he is mean to be love) so nonono, but if it did happen, cathalic god its allmighty, so theres no way superman or anyone by the way can deafead him, and about jacoob, he fight one angel that was in god stead. Now if u want to fight god u have to pass, cherubins, angels, choirs (like 7 if I remember correctly), and the arcangels that every arcangel ist as strong as satan, then if by any chance u defead them, u have to face god. But I would do with a tie, becayse tihs fight would never happen
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That wasn't God as we think of him wrestling Jacob, if it was the real thing, Jacob would die, Moses couldn't even look at God in his real body on the mountain, becuase no man can look at God's face and live. It was a carnal human form that God took on to wrestle him, with the proportional strength of the average man. Jesus was the human incarnation of God, and he was just the same as every other man, and might of lost in a wrestling match to Jacob too.

Anyway, even if Superman looks at God's face, he dies.
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That's taken a bit out of context, he didn't literally see God's true form face to face, he saw the human incarnation face to face. He said that right after they where done wrestling, are you saying he beat God at wrestling, in his true form, that is so unimaginably powerful, that you can't even stand in it's presence? God wouldn't show his real form to Jacob, becuase he knows it would kill him, so instead he took a form that Jacob could see in person, and still live.
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Yeah it is right there, plain as day, they wrestled, and somewhere else plain as day, no man can look at God's face and live. So I have to draw the conclusion it wasn't God's true form, it was a human incarnation that you could look at the face and not die.
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Ummm...He's God? Kind of a no-brainer, IMO.
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