Café Convo Thread #19 : Bringing You Under Zionist Rule, One Post at a Time - Page 73

Pilaf · 11-04-2009, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby Tuesday

You want bitchy, I'll show you bitchy. *cracks whip*

Looks like you need a man to tame you, hun.

The Space Cowboy · 11-04-2009, 11:24 PM

YouTube Video

This is what Ruby wants, Pilaf. Fortunately we shall protect you from the temptress

Tokoyami · 11-04-2009, 11:31 PM

*watches with interest.*

The Space Cowboy · 11-04-2009, 11:40 PM

Come on Sir Toko. We must save Pilaf the Pure from Castle Ruby, and rescue him from certain temptation!

(Actually...with Pilaf being a Straight-Edger, Galahad fits him really well)

Tokoyami · 11-04-2009, 11:49 PM

Yes sir cowboy but we must not fall into castle rubies traps ourselves!

The Space Cowboy · 11-05-2009, 12:06 AM

It's okay. We seek the Holy Grail! Quick. Here are some coconut halves. Let us take him and ride to...Camelot!

YouTube Video

Ruby Tuesday · 11-05-2009, 12:13 AM

So no whips? or chains? or corsets? SHIT

Oh well, I guess that means I get to play with Jello.

YAY!

Tokoyami · 11-05-2009, 12:17 AM

*hands ruby a cat o ninetails*

WE ARE BEING TEMPTED!!!

We shouldn't go to camelot.....tis' a silly place.

*Jello Biafra* · 11-05-2009, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby Tuesday

So no whips? or chains? or corsets? SHIT

Oh well, I guess that means I get to play with Jello.

YAY!

Don't put away the whips, leather and chains yet, Ruby

The Space Cowboy · 11-05-2009, 12:28 AM

Unfortunately for Ruby, whips are exotic weapons. Therefore she takes a non-proficiency penalty of -4 or attempting to use one. Jello likes the cocaine and the alcohol

Forbidden Truth · 11-05-2009, 12:30 AM

This is gettin' hawt.

Tokoyami · 11-05-2009, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Space Cowboy

Unfortunately for Ruby, whips are exotic weapons. Therefore she takes a non-proficiency penalty of -4 or attempting to use one. Jello likes the cocaine and the alcohol

Where do claws fit in with all of this?

The Space Cowboy · 11-05-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokoyami

Where do claws fit in with all of this?

Seeing as you're a furry, you automatically gain proficiency with claws since they're a natural weapon

Ruby Tuesday · 11-05-2009, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jello Biafra

Don't put away the whips, leather and chains yet, Ruby

YAY! So you want dom, sub or switch?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Space Cowboy

Unfortunately for Ruby, whips are exotic weapons. Therefore she takes a non-proficiency penalty of -4 or attempting to use one. Jello likes the cocaine and the alcohol

Actually as part of the sextoy phreak class I have exotic weapons proficiency. I can also use swords and clubs in the most interesting of ways

WalkingMaelstrom · 11-05-2009, 01:06 AM

^This will be more entertaining than anything Suzu could come up with that's for sure.

1mmortal 1tachi · 11-05-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby Tuesday

You want bitchy, I'll show you bitchy. *cracks whip*

Whips are so... impersonal. I think I'd rather be clawed on my back with fingernails than whipped, despite inherent biological hazards.

And, yeah. Whips are cute. Its like... Aww, the cute woman with her lil whip. What are you going to do with that liddle thing, hm?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pilaf

Looks like you need a man to tame you, hun.

Nah, they don't need to be tamed. They're purr-fect, just as they are. If anything, they just need incentive. Something or someone to believe in. Something that makes life worthwhile and worth living(there's no way in hell, I am that person or thing, btw, just so we're clear on that) not unlike the rest of us, maybe.

Other than that, welcome to a land overflowing with milk and honey, Pilaf my brotha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby Tuesday

Actually as part of the sextoy phreak class I have exotic weapons proficiency. I can also use swords and clubs in the most interesting of ways

Heh. You're a good person to have around.

dreams lie · 11-05-2009, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Space Cowboy

It's okay. We seek the Holy Grail! Quick. Here are some coconut halves. Let us take him and ride to...Camelot!

YouTube Video

Oh Monty Python. Damn classic.

Tokoyami · 11-05-2009, 01:17 AM

Finally found me a new avatar.

*Jello Biafra* · 11-05-2009, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby Tuesday

YAY! So you want dom, sub or switch?

Switch. Why experience just one side of the goodness :D

Ruby Tuesday · 11-05-2009, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jello Biafra

Switch. Why experience just one side of the goodness :D

I agree

11-04-2009, 11:40 PM	#1444
The Space Cowboy NF Minister of WTF Jinchuuriki Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Here, there, anywhere Posts: 7,486 Blog Entries: 68	Come on Sir Toko. We must save Pilaf the Pure from Castle Ruby, and rescue him from certain temptation! (Actually...with Pilaf being a Straight-Edger, Galahad fits him really well) __________________ They told me you had been to her, And mentioned me to him: She gave me a good character, But said I could not swim.

11-05-2009, 12:13 AM	#1447
Ruby Tuesday Sextoy Phreak Academy Teacher Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Location, Location Posts: 441	So no whips? or chains? or corsets? SHIT Oh well, I guess that means I get to play with Jello. YAY! __________________ Spoiler: Fan clubs Spoiler: NaruHina

11-05-2009, 12:28 AM	#1450
The Space Cowboy NF Minister of WTF Jinchuuriki Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Here, there, anywhere Posts: 7,486 Blog Entries: 68	Unfortunately for Ruby, whips are exotic weapons. Therefore she takes a non-proficiency penalty of -4 or attempting to use one. Jello likes the cocaine and the alcohol __________________ They told me you had been to her, And mentioned me to him: She gave me a good character, But said I could not swim.

11-05-2009, 12:30 AM	#1451
Forbidden Truth Be still. Examiner Join Date: May 2007 Location: LA, California Posts: 760	This is gettin' hawt. __________________ Here you are down on your knees again, Trying to find air to breathe again. And only surrender will help you now. I love you, please see and believe again.