What's the Tackiest christmas present you've ever received?

[Ajus]

Since we've all got one at some point, and you can't have the perfect without the far from so.

I'd have to say for me it was a tie rack my uncle gave me(assuming I wear ties) last year. the dang thing looks like......hmm....the only good comparison would be a purple cat scratching post.

[LMP]

everythin is tacky lol

[Crucifixation]

An assessment book, given to me by my tuition teacher.
Why, Thankyou. For bringing all that misery upon me.

[LMP]

ouch.. assessment book? damnXD

[Crucifixation]

It's maths. >__>

[Sayo]

lol stealing me and ry,s present thread idea,s ;)
the tacky,s O_O i dont even know the word ^^;;

[Orihime]

... socks. for boys. I'm a girl. :\ >_>

[Sayo]

boys also like sweaters ^^;;

[~K+]

Oh, I'm great with "What's the tackiest Christmas present you've ever received?".

Some of them includes a tin of coffee beans (I was like 11), a bag of fun sized chips from the super market, a tin of Pringles chips. There's more, but I've forgotten because I tried to suppress the memory of tacky presents.

[kane_x]

A chair... No, I'm not kidding... Got it from my mom last christmas...
First thoughts were "A chair? WTF?"

[choujiesmuylisto]

a paper weight of a very wrong scene...

[Aruka]

I got a nickle... I'm serious, it was attached to a letter a friend of mine gave me err us.

[Sayo]

A chair... No, I'm not kidding... Got it from my mom last christmas...
First thoughts were "A chair? WTF?"
looooool,... why the hell did they gave u chair :confused:

[kane_x]

I don't have any idea... I guess they thought I needed a better chair?
It wasn't very good chair either, it's praticly broke now...

[hyuganeji]

i got an SAT work book with 10 real tests and strategies.......sounds like fun....

[Sayo]

I don't have any idea... I guess they thought I needed a better chair?
It wasn't very good chair either, it's praticly broke now...
i need a new chair 4 my desk on my room because when im sitting a while behind my pc my back hurts,..kinda :/

[uchiha]

Make up set and a branded handbag... guess my mum really wants me to be a normal girl instead of dressing and behaving like a guy all the time lol. (cant tell her im a dyke or the rents will pack my stuff and send me off to some remote island!)

[kane_x]

i need a new chair 4 my desk on my room because when im sitting a while behind my pc my back hurts,..kinda :/

Aw... Poor you... If I get a another chair this year, maybe I should sent it to you?

[Sayo]

Aw... Poor you... If I get a another chair this year, maybe I should sent it to you?
yeh im just a poor girl with no money for those expensive chairs ~_~ *sigh* XD

[kane_x]

Actually, now that I think about it... I think my mom is going to give me a new bed for christmas... She's been complaining for ages that I should buy a new one, just like she did when she bought the chair...
Will a bed do? :p

[uchiha]

Hey a new bed is a good thing lol... know wot I mean *winkz*

[Aruka]

well I got an advance x-mas gift and I really love it. ^_^. my mom gave me a diamond ring... XD

[kane_x]

well I got an advance x-mas gift and I really love it. ^_^. my mom gave me a diamond ring... XD

A...diamond ring? How big, if I may ask?
Nobody has ever given me a diamond ring... But then again, I'm a boy, and rings don't really suit me that well...

[Aruka]

A...diamond ring? How big, if I may ask?
Nobody has ever given me a diamond ring... But then again, I'm a boy, and rings don't really suit me that well...

the diamond is kinda big, but not that BIG...

[Crucifixation]

My mum
"I don't see the point of a Chrismas present since I practically pay for your stuff all the time."
;__; She's cruel. Oh well. She made me a Kimimaro costume. Fair enough. >__>

[tklown]

A box of crayons when I was 13 years old. Seriously.

[XxD666CxX]

I Got This Sentence 'Fer X'Mas Few Years Back!!

"Mom : Skye, Ya Noe Wad Dae Is Today??
Me : Yes!! Today is X'mas!!! (SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
Me : So Mom, Wad Ya Got Me Dis Year??
Mom : Well Is Somthing You Cannot Hold!!!
Me : Really??? Must Be Somthin Big!!!!
Mom : (Shake Head)
Me : Com'on I cant take the suspence!!
Mom : Okay !! From This Year on You Will Get No X'mas Present!!
Me : (Stunted) WAT!!!!!!!
Mom : You're Too Old Fer X'mas!! Have a merry x'mas!! (HOOHOOHOO!! MERRY X'Mas

Den I went 2 my room 2 sleep thru dis horrible holidae every year!!

[Crucifixation]

A box of crayons. =3 Cool. Try stuffing them up your brother's nose.

[Crucifixation]

Oh my. At least your mum has a sense of humour. I woke up on Chrismas eve, ran out of my room to look under the chrismas tree, and saw nicely wrapped packages. I opened them to find......empty cardboard boxes.
Mum:"They are just decorations. You don't need any Chrismas presents, since I practically pay for your things all the time."

Oh well. At least I get a maths assessment book.

[XxD666CxX]

Assessment Book!!!
I Once Got Dat And I Burned It!!!
In Front Of The Guest In My House!!!

[Aruka]

you ppl really like presents do 'ya?

[XxD666CxX]

I Hate X'mas Fer as Long as I Lived!!!
Coz I really Havent received any present since!!

[Crucifixation]

Yes. ^__^
I am after all, only 13. Don't really celebrate it now, though.

[Aruka]

the most annoying gift given to me was a rubber snake. I almost fainted when I got it out of the box.

[Forsaken]

the most annoying gift given to me was a rubber snake. I almost fainted when I got it out of the box.
I got a similar gift once, except it wasn't rubber. It was a cobra made out of cloth and wire that popped out of a straw basket when you opened it. I squealed in delight when I opened it. *Likes snakes.*

But the tackiest gift I received was hands down... a pair of socks. They were hideous things--dark brown with white horizontal stripes. Now that almost made me faint.

[SoulFire]

a plant...no serieusly.

[Lee]

a pencil incased in rapping paper and sellitape.

[deathonangelswings]

the tackiest christmas present has got to be the bag of makeup my cousin got mixed up with my sister. i ripped it open and i was like 'WTF?!?!?!??!' but after confusion she did get me some cool stuff like.... i cant actually remember..... all i can remember was most of it was edible ^_^

[Sayo]

hahahha what a great idea i should try that on my friends :D

[deathonangelswings]

hahahha what a great idea i should try that on my friends :D


arent u a little chibi devil? (ps we're going slightly offtopic with this topic an the first kiss topic :p)

[blind51de]

Socks... fucking socks...

[Daemon]

hmm...
a cheap tshirt that was 2 sizes down and a book about junkies cause everyone thought i was taking drugs...

[Sayo]

hmm...
a cheap tshirt that was 2 sizes down and a book about junkies cause everyone thought i was taking drugs...
we thought u were o.O

[Aeries]

Pajamas =.=

[legan]

Probably... actually this is hard, I get mostly sucky presents.

[Sayo]

Probably... actually this is hard, I get mostly sucky presents.
what would u define for yourself as a nice gift =P

[NarutoFanatic]

I always get gr8 presents,*like dvds, a tv tuner, a computer, AND I did get a chair once :p) but the tackiest present ever was .......a pyjama * a lot smaller then u can imagine*, a pen and a paper...

[Sayo]

lol guys always get se pyjama,s ^.~

[Kaylani]

EVERY year, I beg my mom to not buy me make-up because I never use it. Then EVERY year, I get.... make-up. Although I did once use eye liner for drawing because I couldn't find a black colored pencil..... yes, I find creative things to do with everything. ^_^

[MechaTC]

a box of 8 colored pencils (crayola).

[Tastadoda]

ok I have two. First one was when I was 5 and it was a barbie box full of clothes and stuff. Well half of everything was missing and my parents told me Santa played with it. I was my sister's from before I was born.

The other one was underware and that was from my sister.

[Lunar]

my aunt once got me a 1 inch power ranger doll thing..... I was 13!!! and she seriously thought i would want it..... I actually thought it was a joke when she gave it to me.

[SabakuKyuu]

10 Boxes, each box was inside each box, and when i reached the last box, i got a key, to open my aunt's safe, which contained 3 more boxes, which had boxes in more boxes, anyways when i reached the last box, i got some random gift card to EB.

[Karu]

a box of 8 colored pencils (crayola).

I got the same thing when I was about....7 or so. x_x

[kane_x]

Once I got that thing (what-ya-call-it-now) you keep to hold the canvas up, when you're painting.
Why tacky? I hate painting (I'm no good at it either... Even though I'd want to), and at the time, I didn't even own any paint or brusher for that matter, at all.

I used to use it as a place to hang my clothes until I threw the bloody useles thing away...

[Crucifixation]

You people are making my chrismas sound like a dream.

[kane_x]

One mans misery is another ones joy.

[~K+]

Once I got that thing (what-ya-call-it-now) you keep to hold the canvas up, when you're painting.
Why tacky? I hate painting (I'm no good at it either... Even though I'd want to), and at the time, I didn't even own any paint or brusher for that matter, at all.

I used to use it as a place to hang my clothes until I threw the bloody useles thing away...
You should've tried to sell it, those things are pretty expensive.

[Ruuppa]

I got a whatchamacallit for TV. I still have no idea what the hell it is (looks like a box with 2 cords in and out) or what it does. Plugged it in, nothing changed.

My dad got ripped off :p

[kane_x]

You should've tried to sell it, those things are pretty expensive.

Damn... why the hell didn't I think of that?

Enter Flashback//
Mom: You're not going to use it then?
Me: Damn Motoko is hot... Love Hina rules... whatever...
Mom: You're just using it to hang clothes on...
Me: mnbnmghgh...
Mom: I'm throwing it out then...
Me: []...hhhm what?
[Front door closes]
Me: [Shrugges, goes back to the anime]
//End flashback

Oh yeah...

[Frieza]

I got a cruddy $2 name tag from my auntie. Yes, a name tag.

[Lunasakuramoon]

I got 3 pairs of underware once. =_= ugh...

[mary no jutsu]

lol dude i got underwear once it waspink to i got so mad. my family has this tradition of lifting our gift into the air and smiling while we take a pic. it was so embarrasing lifting a pair of hot pink victoria's secret underwear. *tear* but then when i looked in to the rest of the box i found $50 gift certificates to a waldenbooks.

the funniest thing ive ever seen during christ mas was when my cousn unwrapped his gift the box was a ceral box cause they ran out of good boxes

[xmerchentx]

lol....my parents once got me a globe...yes a globe of the earth...wdf kinda present is that :S i mean....its actually school related

[Jeimuzu]

Hmmm.... let's see. The tackiest gift I ever got..... Oh, yes. I remember now. Socks. Yep, that would be it. Socks.

[NarutoHeaven]

i got a pen for a christmas present....pretty tackky....

[Plastic Sun]

A sock torn off a sewer grate, not even two socks...just one...

[HyugaHinata]

Tackiest present? For me, it`s any sort of clothing.

[LMiTbR8Kr4O02]

i always get great gifts ..aaaahhh isn't it great to have older siblings. anyways i wouldn't call it tacky because i always laugh when i look at it,i once got a grain of cheerios from my best friend she taped it to a card.I still have it too :smile-big its a long story.

[Raxell]

socks and underwear.

[Sakashi]

a 1 dollar lego man, in alittle wrapped up box. and that was the only thing i got for christmas, it was when i was about 4.

[Ausar]

For me it was one of those cheap "virtual reality"(Yeah, more like little cardboard cutouts) helmet games from like the dollar store in place of getting an XBox a few years ago... :sad:

[Eden Prime]

A toothbrush.

[PohaB3aR]

What's the tackiest Christmas present you've ever received haha .. mine was .. was .. was a present .. with cool shiny wrappers .. kinda big .. about 1m by 1m haha .. but but .. it was my younger sister ! lol suprise lol

[Totesmetall]

a bag of some clear liquid that turned out to be aged petrol..........

[Kaeriuchi]

I don't think any Christmas presents are tacky, most actually have meaning and/or thoughts behind them, and if not...it's to tease you, which is equally as good. :D
But if I had to choose...erm. A bottle of champoo. :p

[materix01]

An empty box with a sorry note inside :p

[qwerty_5]

my brother gave me a piece of paper once that said "it's the thought that counts"...

[stomponfrogs]

I'm grateful for any gift I receive. :)

[Arodnad the Dad]

i dont know if it counts as tacky but last year my mom got me a gf.
this would seem good but im engaged and let me tell you she was pissed many bitch slaps followed

[Othni]

Here's a present that's really tacky. Ok, one day, I was at my sis's house and I had some McDee's. I was too lazy to put the ketchup on the fries so I put the ketchup on my mouth, then the fries. (I know I'm weird)

At christmas, I go to open a present from my sister and it's a Big Value sized ketchup bottle. All she had to say was 'Since you drink the stuff, I thought you'd like it'
That present was just cruel. She did an evil laugh too.

[ninamori]

I don't think any Christmas presents are tacky, most actually have meaning and/or thoughts behind them, and if not...it's to tease you, which is equally as good. :D
But if I had to choose...erm. A bottle of champoo. :p
:huh

So, My Mom's BATHROOM CLEANING SUPPLIES had thought behind them? Oh I guess they did.

"Go clean the bathroom, slave girl."

[Shadow]

I got a Kit Kat Bar from my secret santa once. Pissed me the HELL OFF!!!!!

[UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja]

I actually gave a box of small-sized condoms to a co-worker as a christmas present once.

Evidently, some people can't take a joke.

[copyninja-Kakashi]

9 cents......

[AznSup3rman]

yes yes...I got one of those lawn chairs, you know those white plastic ones? I was like wtf?! i got 4 of those...lol

[kknaruto24]

i got a tooth brush .... it is useful but i already have like 20 ....

[joxer]

i got an ash tray.
right after i quit smoking, lol.
so i started smoking again, didnt want a useless present after all.

[Seraphim]

A pair of $2 toy binoculars with the price tag still on them

[shinobi_hunter]

my cousin gave a big box that just kept ending up getting smaller and smaller until in the smallest box was a single penny

[Squirrel King]

Not so much tackey, as wierd.
I once got a barbie. (I'm a guy, fyi)

[shinjuu]

i got an ash tray.
right after i quit smoking, lol.
so i started smoking again, didnt want a useless present after all.

thats.. just evil


I never got any stupid present, seeing we don't do christmas ^^

[Obscura]

One Christmas year.. I got brake pads for my bike.

[Cyanna]

Every year at least one relative gives all the girl in my family body lotion and shower gel from bath and body works.

It's kinda wasted on us since most of us never use the fancy shower stuff. It just sits there until someone decided to be random (or they have chapped hands) and use it. We have like...every scent you could want in that cabinet.

[darkspark]

i would have to say... windchimes. from the dollar store. i love windchimes, but when i get them for two christmases in a row, the exact same one, from the exact same person... i start to wonder....

[Totesmetall]

a black grocery bag filled with bubble gum

[Nyx]

I recieved panties once. Not cool panties from my boyfriend (or something) who'd want to see me in them... but granny panties, about 4 sizes too big, from my grandmother.

God, that was humiliating. I hid them immediately. All of my cousins and my little brother got tighty whities (I'm the only girl), though, so I guess it's not quite as bad. Almost not quite as bad. Maybe.

Maybe that's not so much tacky as badly thought and embarassing, but still...

[princesstaco]

My mom gave my dad a nose-hair trimmer for Christmas once.
We were all sick around that time of year so she couldn't go to the store to get him anything else. That was all he got from her that time. :-/

[Tenacious D]

Ice cream cone dishes...........Wtf?

They were just wafer Dishes! Man, worst present I got.

[demonicduck]

i got panties for my birthday, and i'm not even a girl.

[Hyuuga-YoungIsh]

A card without any money in it.

[Tifaeria]

A dancing gopher from some movie dancing to "I'm alright"

[ninamori]

A card without any money in it.
..... You better be kidding.

[Matrixrulz]

A set of my scene dools :(
It was a raffle and I swapped it with this girl for he GameBoy SP:)

[Rendan]

It was time ago but one year i recived pen :loool

[silviar]

Shampoo. Ever year. -.- Not even some fancy sort of salon shampoo - just something like Suave.

[uncanny_sama]

when i was littel i was totally in to the teenage mutant ninja turtles

and all i wanted was an action figure of 1 of them
i didnt care if it was red, blue, orange or red
i didnt care if it would be my only present i just wanted a real TMNT!

so on christmas morning i got my present i rip it open
and i found in the cover paper a foot ninja....:notrust

i got as mad as killer monkey on heroine bananas
and cried : all i wanted was a turtle, just a turtle" "i dont like this"

and then to make it worse the gave me a sticker sheet with stickers of the turtles then i was like "WTF?"
the fuck am i gonna do with this??!
so after i cried all morning, day and night i accepted the fact that i got a foot ninja
so i went downstairs to go get it so i could add it to my to collection
but it wasnt downstairs so i rand back up and found my sister holdin the ninja's body in one hand and the head in the other hand and she was like " i thought the head could twist all the way around like your other toys"

at this moment i lost all self control and speaking skills
just imagine bruce banner turning into the hulk rampaging around town

i gave my sister the beating of her life that night

ahh..christmass memories

[Liengod]

A sock. Not socks, a sock.

[Nybarius]

I'd really prefer not to say, it's the thought that counts, and I <3 my family and friends :)

[HyugaHinata]

I'd really prefer not to say, it's the thought that counts, and I <3 my family and friends :)

Thing is, though, that if they were really being thoughtful, they would give you a present that you'd appreciate and enjoy.

[Nybarius]

Not true, I'm impossible to shop for :( I really hate presents generally; they embarrass me.

[Iijyanaika]

for some reason a *friend* bought me candles for christmas, when i've talked about not liking them for my room, since it's i'm rooming in someones house, so candles are just a bad idea, and for some reason she gets me candles??? and that was the one time i ever talked about candles, which was in a sour way. but again, she never really puts any thought when giving gifts >.> meh, people do funny things

[Chamcham Trigger]

I got a plain white towel one year.

[Miss CCV]

Some tacky and cheesy-looking clothes and purses...

[xeno]

A target gift card. It was tacky because I WORK there. I don't want to have to recieve them as gifts.

[Chamcham Trigger]

Some tacky and cheesy-looking clothes and purses...
lol wow you got a whole tacky set to accessorise with :laugh. You should take a pic in it :_

[Twizted3584]

Hands down, Batman Forever on tape.

[illusion]

Hands down, Batman Forever on tape.

That's nothing, atleast you didn't get batman underwear!! :amazed

[Twizted3584]

That's nothing, atleast you didn't get batman underwear!! :amazed


Hahaha at least I could sell those on Ebay. LOL. You try selling Batman Forever on tape on Ebay. :oh

[lekki]

6 pairs of gym socks to teach me a lesson...

[illusion]

Hahaha at least I could sell those on Ebay. LOL. You try selling Batman Forever on tape on Ebay. :oh

LMAO. That's not true, I'd give you a quarter for it. Wait, damn, I sold my VCR back in 89'........I'll give you a dime. :oh

[Twizted3584]

LOL, You're generous....that's the best offer I've gotten yet. ;D

[Kyuubi Naruto]

Probably the year I didnt get anything...

[Ryoko]

This stupid little plastic teacup set. I was already 12 when I got it.

[CrazyMoronX]

Clown toothpaste when I was 12.

It was so terrible, me and my brother threw it behind a plant, never to be seen again.

To this day, we still feel bad about what we did... almost brings a tear to my eye.

[ezxx]

a very bad sweater that didn't even fit me.