Yo Momma

[crazymtf]

Yeah haters will come but regardless, who else here watchs this show?

I love the jokes on it and my fav one will alway be.

You're mom is so stupid when she called the operated and ask how long it take to get from cali to dekota the women said "Just a moment" and your mom hung up and left :laugh :laugh :laugh

Anyone got any good jokes from the show?

[Pulp Fiction]

I love this Show I was it everytime it comes on Mtv

Yo Momma so stupid She sold her car for gas money

[Kyuubi Naruto]

I love that show. I watch it whenever it's on. My favorite line of all time has to have been this.

Chuck - "Your so fat that at night time you set the mood by putting some old chicken bones on your nightstand, and then you get some Hickory Farm's BBQ sauce and use it to masturbate to a cookbook."

I swear I couldn't stop laughing after that one.

[crazymtf]

Ah glad to see fans. Another fav to a fat guy.

"I've seen you had weights around you room but the only time you lift any weight is when you get up" LMAO

[excellence153]

Jordan - I'm rubber, and you're glue... and you're momma is a hoe.

He's my favorite. I just wish he didn't choke at the end.

[crazymtf]

Yeah jordan was good. HAHA love that joke.

[BladeofTheChad]

THIS SHOW SUCKS! EVERY MTV SHOW SUCKS!

[excellence153]

THIS SHOW SUCKS! EVERY MTV SHOW SUCKS!
No shit... but this show has its moments.

And Viva La Bam is okay, dude.

[crazymtf]

THIS SHOW SUCKS! EVERY MTV SHOW SUCKS!

Abused as a child...

Anyway the shows are a fun watch like "Yo Momma" And "Wildin Out" They both funny but i guess you got to have the more modern day sense of humor to like it...

[Gambitz]

the shows alright....

its preety funny at some point's but the host whats his name fez is not funny and trys too hard too be funny.

[crazymtf]

^Yeah somtimes he forces his jokes but somtimes he can be extremly funny when raiding the houses.

[excellence153]

^Yeah somtimes he forces his jokes but somtimes he can be extremly funny when raiding the houses.
Yeah, I agree... but I don't like that "OOO-WEE" thing of his.

[Pulp Fiction]

^Yeah somtimes he forces his jokes but somtimes he can be extremly funny when raiding the houses.

Yea thats true and.......Wait Wtf you got banned

[EE]

yeh show is mad funny my fav jokes are

"y0 momma so fat her picture heavy"
"y0 momma so big they gotta describe her twice that-that big-big bitch-bitch"
and another one
"y0 momma so poor people break in your house to leave her money"

those made me laugh hard

[CrazyMoronX]

Yeah I watched a few of these, they are okay. But Elmer Fuddy tries too hard to be funny, and usually ends up not.

Anyway, here's one of the jokes I remembered:

"Yo momma so easy, when asked what time it is, she said 'let's fuck!'"

[Espada Grimmjaw]

I never watched this show but I'll write some jokes just for kicks:

Yo momma so fat she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters

You're so tall you tripped and kicked Jesus in the mouth

Yo momma so poor her TV only has two channels on and off

[crazymtf]

^All used on the show.

[CrazyMoronX]

I just watched another episode of this show.

It is fairly addicting, as any reality TV show with funny lines, hot women, and MTV tend to be.

Anyway, I kind of liked that guy they had on there. He was in character the whole time, and had some pretty killer lines. Though, he bombed in the final match up. Poor guy, he had talent.

[Vaizard]

It sounds like this is a rip-off of the Momma Jokes gameshow from "In Living Color", where the contestants would diss each others momma's until one of them got angry. I guess MTV has run out of dating show ideas.

By the way: Anyone remember when MTV used to show music videos? It sure has gone down the toilet in the past 10 years or so.

[crazymtf]

You may think that since it's named "Yo Momma" But they usually go on to "Your so poor." "Your so fat" "Your so gay" "Your so small" and so on and some are very creative, please try to view before commenting, thanks.

[Gambitz]

the funniest one i heard was:

<yo mama so dark went she went to night school she got marked appecent> lol

[crazymtf]

^Yeah that was a good one, never heard it before.

[Tayuya-Lover]

I Hate the music on MTV, all of it. Mainstream=Bad.

but theres some good shows, I like Yo Momma.

[crazymtf]

^Agreed. Very few songs on there i really enjoy *Riding dirty is good* But then they show shit like metal and rock and horrible type of rap like "Mike Jones" Fucking hate this garbage. They got to make more shows like Yo Momma and wilding out.

[All Things Evil]

This show blows huge balls.For the most part the jokes suck.People react to stupid jokes.They shouldn't use any props.The house raiding is the funniest part.Wilmer needs to drop the accent and stop fucking saying cash money.It is redundant say cash, money, dough, chedda, grip, skrilla, or whatever slang term for money you want but only one at a time.I swear if I hear cash mooooney one more time I will fly to LA and beat wilmer to death with a bat.

If you want music videos watch BET for rap and Fuse for rock everything else is garbage.

[Jink]

^Agreed. Very few songs on there i really enjoy *Riding dirty is good* But then they show shit like metal and rock and horrible type of rap like "Mike Jones" Fucking hate this garbage. They got to make more shows like Yo Momma and wilding out.

How is Riding Dirty a good song? Its one of the biggest pieces of mainstream shit Ive heard to date, wtf is Riding Dirty even supposed to mean? Songs on BET and MTV only make a catchy chorus and the rest of the song is garbage which fools stupid people into thinking its a good song.

[crazymtf]

It's got a hell of a beat and the lyrics flow perfectly. People are into this mainstream shit far to much, get a fucking CLUE not ALL mainstream is bad. When Pac was mainstream did that make his songs bad? When em's Music was Mainstream did that make it bad? When D12 Mainstream did that make it bad? Did Gay-z who i hate even though i hate him i know he got some hella good lyrics make him bad when going mainstream? NO. So stop with all this "Biggest mainstream" crap, it's a song wheater it's on a radio, tv, or CD.

And yes i like teh song, i take it you never listened to chamilitary before you heard that song so you wouldn't know his style but he's damn good and it's a shame people can't respect a rapper because of how he looks *Hear to many people saying the south version of 50 cent*. Far from it, he doesn't show he's rich, he shows where he's from and makes songs to have fun out of, plus it's catchy = money. Try listening to his CD before calling him crack.

Bet is not garbage, it shows far more music then both MTV and MTV2, i use both MTV for shows like "You Momma and Wilding out" Fuse and BET are more for music so listen to them for both genre.

[If_youblood_throwitup]

ay nigga this show is the worst shit eva they got sum gay azz niggas on there maken cracks at mmommas an shit
date my mom is better shit then this
i started yo momma jokes cuhz

[crazymtf]

^If i get banned for saying fuck you got to be gone, ima try to ban your ass...

Anyway back on topic i really felt like that white guy who won the last battle of the week yesterday was a little to nuts, reminded me of my friend and his jokes wern't all that good, only the tampon one.

[Gene]

Most of the time when they tell jokes I can't understand them. They're talking too fast for me to understand what they're saying. I've only laughed at a couple of jokes on this show. It's probably my taste in jokes. I'm not in to yo momma jokes that much. My favorite episode would definitely be the one with Jordan, the rich white guy. Too bad he didn't win in the end. I was rooting for him.

[crazymtf]

^Yeah he was funny but he was more sarcastic type then a punchline type. He was kinda annoying but funny at the same time.

[Gene]

Yeah he was pretty annoying since his personality looked faked. His house was really weird though. What was up with all those bananas? o_0

[Jink]

It's got a hell of a beat and the lyrics flow perfectly. People are into this mainstream shit far to much, get a fucking CLUE not ALL mainstream is bad. When Pac was mainstream did that make his songs bad? When em's Music was Mainstream did that make it bad? When D12 Mainstream did that make it bad? Did Gay-z who i hate even though i hate him i know he got some hella good lyrics make him bad when going mainstream? NO. So stop with all this "Biggest mainstream" crap, it's a song wheater it's on a radio, tv, or CD.

And yes i like teh song, i take it you never listened to chamilitary before you heard that song so you wouldn't know his style but he's damn good and it's a shame people can't respect a rapper because of how he looks *Hear to many people saying the south version of 50 cent*. Far from it, he doesn't show he's rich, he shows where he's from and makes songs to have fun out of, plus it's catchy = money. Try listening to his CD before calling him crack.

Bet is not garbage, it shows far more music then both MTV and MTV2, i use both MTV for shows like "You Momma and Wilding out" Fuse and BET are more for music so listen to them for both genre.

I say all mainstream is bad because it IS all bad, D12 isn't good, Jay-Z isn't good, eminem is good, 2Pac is semi-good, but back in his day Mainstream wasn't what it is today, and I listen before i criticize, even if its a mainstream group

[crazymtf]

D12 isn't good? Tupac is only semi-good? Gay-Z aint good? Do you listen to lyrics?

Anyway how much longer till new eps are over? I'd say two more weeks top.

[king nothing]

you cant say fuck? because ive heard it many times on here

[crazymtf]

I said fuck nintendo :P

[mortsleam]

I heard so much but i remeber this one and i like.
Yo moma so short when she fell of the curb she was like, AHHHHHHH!
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Another one, Yo moma is so crosseyed she can read 2 books at the same time, but she was stupid so she was reading Dr. Suess, And CLifford the big red dog.


Oh mega chumpsees/.

[d blaze]

this is .....................hmm

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

heres 3 that was really good...

your mom are like rail road tracks she gets laid across the country..
your mom is like a t.v she gets turn on my 2 year olds...
your mom is like a brick sq on each side and get laid by mexicans.. lol

[crazymtf]

^LMAO train one was the funnist.

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

Love the show!! Your mom so stupid she sold her car for gas money

[Gambitz]

'your mama's toes are so big that they have strech marks" oh snap.

someone should just make a thread were u tell your mama jokes that would be fun....

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

ummmm I just might do that... I got a good one your mom is like a brick sq on eatch side and get laid by mexicans.