Invent a Random Gundam.

[EXhack]

I'll start:

HAKKZORZ Gundam.

This MS uses incredible reality bending cheats, but is unable to do anything if the mods set up a tourney, because he was banned 4 years ago and has to lay low for a while.

[king nothing]

Gundam Sex

you can do anything sexualy imaginable with this brand new gundam
comes in pink and other assorted colors ;-)

[CrazyMoronX]

Penis Gundan.

Has a 13 story man-part made out of adamantium metal. Stands 500 feet tall, and carries a large phallic sword and shield.

Powers include the penis beam, penis goes erect and springs straight ahead, shoots out a large white beam of intense energy, capable of destroying a small planet in a single shot.

The gundam is colored hot pink, while the penis itself is ebony.

[ZE]

Gundam Gundam.

The most gundam, gundam there is.

[Dr. Boskov Krevorkian]

Pancake Gundam.

-Cook Pancakes and destroy countless civilizations at the same time!

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

Moved to Gundam forum.

And, er...

Gundam Ultimate Justice Knife! Now with rotating blade action! Not for children under the age of 16. Meaning only G Gundam pilots need apply.

[Level 70 Orc Ninja]

The Jihad Gundam

Designed by the people who created every god damn Gundam that committed self-destruction in every Gundam series, this new Jihad Gundam is specifically made for people who are willing to sacrifice their lives in hopes of destroying another mobile suit. Unlike the others, this Jihad Gundam immediately locks the cockpit door upon self-destruction sequence to prevent the pilot from escaping. Its only weapons are claws that can grasp on to anything and the self-destruct button.

WARNING: Self-destruction WILL NOT work on main characters because they will always find some way to escape. Failure of destruction of another Gundam through jihad is not held responsible on the designers.

[Raistlin-sama]

WARNING: Self-destruction WILL NOT work on main characters because they will always find some way to escape. Failure of destruction of another Gundam through jihad is not held responsible on the designers.

However the chance of it working rises exceptionally if it's the last couple of episodes and/or a Tomino-series.

LOL-Gundam, you'll never find a more hilarious machine. It utilizes the deadliest joke in the world, to make it's enemies die of laughter! Never did the Monty Python crew know that their work would be so well-implemented in a machine of war.

[Donkey Show]

I'll start:

HAKKZORZ Gundam.

This MS uses incredible reality bending cheats, but is unable to do anything if the mods set up a tourney, because he was banned 4 years ago and has to lay low for a while.
LOL, that's already in Gundam SEED Destiny. It's the Akatsuki, aka .//hackatsuki. XD

[exmorte]

The Patriot Gundam (ala Metal Gear)

It owns, and yet you never see it, what is up with that?
ohh and its dead?!


The This Ain't no Zaku Gundam

Its blue, and kills you.

Generic Gundam

It just is in the background exploding!

[Warsmith Dameon]

Nonspecific Religious Deity Gundam, it affends no one or anything, except athiests but they need not apply to this

[Lord Yu]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7179/11475532745164ws.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
nuff said

[Warsmith Dameon]

Hahaha thats funny its atleast 5 lols and 2.5 rofl's (3 lol's = 1 rofl so if you lol 3 times you also will rofl, rofl=a complete rotation on the ground laughing)

[Blackmagesamurai]

A blue one that is the best

[LayZ]

Random Item Vending Machine Gundam

Not a fighting type MS, just something you could chill in. Includes toilet so you wouldn't have to leave.

[Barinax]

Candy Gundam

Attack with a large mechanical lollipop (different colours and shapes BTW).

Sword + Sheild = Lollipop doubles as shield. Centre of sucker collects energy and releases as a beam of bubble-gum coloured energy.

A cannon that resembles a PEZ Candy Disposer...

Other stuff too...