Moonraker_One
04-16-2006, 05:29 PM
Adventures of Heterosexual Honda
By Moonraker One
Listen ye all
So you never will wundah
Of this tale you hear
Of Heterosexual Honda
A hero of many
He is a straight guy
He hates all these tales
That are of Yaoi
Born a young man
Never was much of a duelist
But he loved his anime
Bad fanfics were the cruelest
His senior year in high school
Fanfiction world was gloomy
Nothing but summaries that read
Yami X Yugi
So he donned him a red
Cape and red suit
To do battle with fangirls
Who make Yami a fruit
He has a strong constitution
Most people would gag
At these sinful bad tales
Of Jonouchi as a fag
Many foes did he have
Yaoi turned these girls on
They’d be damned if they’d have
To give up their fun
Thus the battle was long
Hard for good pairs he fought
After coming this far
Be damned if it was all for naught
He keeps going to this day
Trying to make a better life
For the decent fanfictions
It’s his reason for strife
So if you like YugiKaiba
Sit a minute and pondah
Don’t test the iron will
Of Heterosexual Honda!
By Moonraker One
Listen ye all
So you never will wundah
Of this tale you hear
Of Heterosexual Honda
A hero of many
He is a straight guy
He hates all these tales
That are of Yaoi
Born a young man
Never was much of a duelist
But he loved his anime
Bad fanfics were the cruelest
His senior year in high school
Fanfiction world was gloomy
Nothing but summaries that read
Yami X Yugi
So he donned him a red
Cape and red suit
To do battle with fangirls
Who make Yami a fruit
He has a strong constitution
Most people would gag
At these sinful bad tales
Of Jonouchi as a fag
Many foes did he have
Yaoi turned these girls on
They’d be damned if they’d have
To give up their fun
Thus the battle was long
Hard for good pairs he fought
After coming this far
Be damned if it was all for naught
He keeps going to this day
Trying to make a better life
For the decent fanfictions
It’s his reason for strife
So if you like YugiKaiba
Sit a minute and pondah
Don’t test the iron will
Of Heterosexual Honda!