Orochimaru Vs. Micheal Jackson

[Alchemy]

Who do you think would win? i vote MJ!!! cuz... uhh....he goes..... OW!

[Sieg]

I say Oro cause he isn't afraid to show his true desires...

[zizou]

micheal is the uke, so oro owns him =O

[Hazu]

MJ is scari-er :oh

[Keiryu]

:oh.......MJ......

[Nice Gai]

You guys I made a thread like this awhile ago but I gave MJ the Sharingan!

[DeepThought]

Orochimaru seems to be building an army of "young men"

[Shogun]

This exact fight has been done before, so don't think you're unique or anything. But Crotch face for the win (orochimaru)

[Reznor]

LOL! He compared MJ to Oro!

That has never been done before, ever! :lmao

[Rangamaru]

MJ ftw. He can turn into a car and space ship. He can also reanimate the dead.

[Ephemeral]

Michael Jackson would probably slip him some "Jesus Juice" =)

[Gunners]

Well orochimaru would win.

He could summon manda, and he has an army of zombies.

Ohh and his sword, me with a sword could take mj, orochimaru who is a ninja equipted with a sword would kill mj.

Yeh, i know it was a joek, i just felt like being serious.

[Paracetamol Boy]

A little stale...but hey, they are formidable rivals.

MJ ftw. Sure, Oro's got the whole tongue thing going on, but have you ever seen a ninja moonwalk?

[~ Masamune ~]

Michael Wins..when he starts singing,oro can't stop dancing^^

[Countach]

mj has too many tricks, first he courts kabuto and sai as well as sasuke and the pwn oro

[Darkwun]

MJ for the win he has a knack for winning a against all odds (e.g. kiddy fiddling courtcases) and besides any attack oro throws he can jus moonwalk out the way of it

[Yammy]

MJ wins, he has millions upon millions of suicidal people on his side~

[Etude]

Michael Wins..when he starts singing,oro can't stop dancing^^

LOL! MJ wins this with that dance move from that Genesis game.

As soon as the dance ends...all bad guys die.

It's his "that jutsu".

[Reznor]

Well orochimaru would win.

He could summon manda, and he has an army of zombies.

Ohh and his sword, me with a sword could take mj, orochimaru who is a ninja equipted with a sword would kill mj.

Yeh, i know it was a joek, i just felt like being serious. I like the serious approach, but it's hopeless dealing with all these MJtards.

MJ ftw. Sure, Oro's got the whole tongue thing going on, but have you ever seen a ninja moonwalk? The moonwalk isn't very fast and leaves him open to attack. I don't think that would help him against Orochimaru.

[basye]

MJ because it's called rape people but than Orochimaru would call 911 so after that my answer ????? who knows

[Etude]

K well since you want serious...

MJ

Turns into a spaceship (stupid movie)
Has shapeshift (Turned into a panther and werewolf and morphed into like 1000 diff people in that Black or White video).
Revives the dead
Dance move that is a 1 hit kill (this kills anything, even Superman)

Oro

Everyone knows what Oro does!

MJ wins.

...I think I'm pretty reasonable.

I'm not an MJtard :)

[EXhack]

One is japanese the other is american (in Dubai?). the scenario would get lost in translation and we'd see "All your base are belong to us!" in the subs.

[shinobiinthemist]

MJ seeing that the prize was a sweet sasuke
he would turn into that robot thing and PWN the shit outta
Orochimaru.

[Gambitz]

this goes to mj he could just sing and cause oro to kill himself

[Blitzomaru]

I've on'y got one thing to say about this thread:

http://www.btinternet.com/~tonyrichardson/horse.gif

[Hype]

MJ seeing that the prize was a sweet sasuke
he would turn into that robot thing and PWN the shit outta
Orochimaru.


God that was a bad movie :)