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Yagami_
04-08-2006, 09:53 PM
Who do you think of the former genin have lost their virginity already? Who do you think will be the first one to lose it? Who else in the cast is still a virgin?

I think Neji will be the first one to lose his virginity. He seems to have become quite the pimp since Sasuke left, i wouldn't doubt he took his fanclub away after this time. Plus he probably has Tentnen too.

I also think Chouji surprisingly enough will be the second to lose his virginity. He seems to have goten Ino's interest.

I wouldn't be surprised if Oro has Sasuke try to get some sound kunoichi pregnant to revive his clan. :jk

Who do you guys think?

Absolute Zero
04-08-2006, 09:56 PM
Naruto lost it the very day he left Konoha with Jiriaya.

Heavy Arms
04-08-2006, 10:00 PM
Neji loves them and leaves them
he's had Sakura, Ino, Anko, Hinata (LOL), Kiba's sister,
and then he fell in love with Tenten so he
stopped messing around and there in a
serious relationship now

Saf
04-08-2006, 10:01 PM
Tenten. Dirty slut.

Not a Ninja
04-08-2006, 10:01 PM
Shikamaru + Temari = smexy.

The Antithesis
04-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Temari -- being the oldest of the twelve Genin.

Tayuya (the banned one)
04-08-2006, 10:10 PM
Rock Lee + Hormones + Gai = Hot but secs.

Blitzkrieg
04-08-2006, 10:12 PM
Rock Lee FTW

Blind Itachi
04-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Rock Lee FTW

...It doesn't count if it's with yourself... :lmao...

argon
04-08-2006, 10:18 PM
Ino screams prostitute.

Yondy
04-08-2006, 10:20 PM
Ino probably did every guy In Konoha :amuse.

xD

RockLee
04-08-2006, 10:32 PM
Oy!

Rock Lee's too decent, anyhow.

Sasuke. Most definately. Closely followed by Ino and Sakura. Then Naruto. Then Neji. Tenten shortly after. As for the rest, I don't care.

Skoemie
04-08-2006, 10:44 PM
C'mon who cares are you getting off on this thing or what :S

Dyroness
04-08-2006, 10:47 PM
Naruto? Of course, Jiraiya's company.

Chouji, Neji, Shika, Shino - all must have been presented prostitutes by their daddies/uncles as to start their sexual life. Clan thing.

Kiba - probably raped someone already

Lee: Youth Power
Tenten: Screams hidden slut as well
Temari: Slut
Gaara: Shukaku Pimp with fanclub
Ino, like the other person said, most likely did every guy. XD

Sakura probably isn't that innocent too.

Sasuke: Isn't that obvious? There are PLENTY of people for his disposal while with Oro.

Hinata - the only way I can see her not saving her virginity for Naruto is being raped by someone random. Watch out if she seems too scared in the manga onwards.
Or maybe she's dating Kiba?

Ulquiorra
04-08-2006, 10:49 PM
Ino. Then Naruto, with himself.
Uh, Neji seems like a player. Gaara too.
Hinata's prolly the town bicycle.

Shadowknux
04-08-2006, 11:08 PM
Everyone became a chuunin before Naruto, why not add losing virginity to that as well?

But seriously, he probably lost his virginity while with Jiraiya. Hopefully not by Jiraiya himself while in he was in Sexy no Jutsu form, but you never know.

superman_1
04-08-2006, 11:12 PM
none of them.....

Sariachan
04-08-2006, 11:34 PM
Mhhh... Chouji with Ino, imho (that would explain Chouji's outfit drastic color change, at least ^^ ).

MartialHorror
04-08-2006, 11:36 PM
Sasuke- To Orochimaru.

lol, maybe ShikaTemari?

Geese
04-08-2006, 11:38 PM
Temari (being the oldest I guess) or Ino. Naruto will remain a virgin for the rest of his life.



Wierd thread.

Bya Bya
04-08-2006, 11:40 PM
Most of them are like 15-16 so I doubt anyone did it yet. Maybe only Kankurou, and maybe Temari :ninja

DJDOC
04-08-2006, 11:56 PM
Tenten. Dirty slut.

Oh, that's what I love about her. Rawr!

Hokage Mac Dre
04-09-2006, 12:01 AM
Tenten. Dirty slut.
LOL:laugh :nuts :laugh simple but funny as Fugg.
(does this belong to HoU...?)

Neji probably lost his first or my other pick to lose it first is Kiba. He just looks like someone that'll sleep with anyone... dirty, clean, hairy, shaven, bumps, no bumps whatever. Kiba you dirty bastard you. He probably lets akamaru come in for sloppy seconds too.

Absolute Zero
04-09-2006, 12:03 AM
I'm telling you, Naruto parallels Sasuke more than we can see.

Sasuke left the village because they were "holding him back" - his power, at least.

Meanwhile, Naruto also left the village, because they were "holding him back" - but not his power, his sexuality. I mean, sure, you could say Naruto left the village to train or whatever, but he could tell that, at the moment, the girls in his age bracket were shut tight, if you catch my drift.

So Naruto, being to forward thinker he is, decided to go on a journey with the one man who knows a female better than any other - Jiriaya. His journey was a 50/50 one - 50% hardcore training, 50% hardcore sex. He got laid not 3 hours after leaving the village(by some random chick, it doesn't really matter), and at LEAST once a week after that until he came back to Konoha. He's had to go on the "down low" since he got back, but you can tell that Sakura's on his radar, and so is Ino (according to the volume 32 cover).

So Naruto lost his virginity long ago, and is just keeping up a guise of innocence. The guy is well versed in the ways of the women.

I know. I was there.

LazyShinobi
04-09-2006, 12:05 AM
Temari + Shikamaru.

Stilgar
04-09-2006, 12:22 AM
Shino. He keeps a special leech under that new trenchcoat :)

CarolinaB
04-09-2006, 12:22 AM
Ino probably did every guy In Konoha :amuse.
:mad SHAME ON YOU!!!!:yell Ino is NOT a Konoha's bicycle!! She is saving herself for Sakura!! Sure she may fool around with some guys to burn down some hormones, but she's only interested in Sakura. And damnit she will get her!! not gonna happen

Hinata probably can't get past first base...okay not even that, she'll just plain faint... Wich is very bad if you think about it. She's a very cute and delicate girl and she's just laying there, defendless.... OMG!! NOOOO HINATA!!!!:cry GET AWAY FROM HER KABUTO!!!!:yell:mad

Sakura maybe has been scared for life after getting the "adult talk" from Tsunade, don't get me wrong I think Tsunade-hime rocks and all, but once she get down with the booze only god knows what she could tell poor Sakura about her life in "the road". Sakura will remaind a virgin for a looooong time after that, you would too!!

Neji, oh Neji, he's one sexy slut!! From Kurenia to Tsunade, all the way down to Anko and up Temari. Nothing with legs can resist him. He's know as Knoha's bicycle for a reason.

Lee, now he's youthfull, full of energy and a nice guy. Yeah he is getting nothing.....

Naruto, if Jiraiya didn't paid some hooker to "make him a man" he probably is as pure as Lee. And for Jiraiya's sake he better still be!! *crazy eye*

Sasuke, maybe he woohed some Sound girl for the sake of staying sane, I'm sure been around Orochimaru mess up one's sexuality badly, just look at Kabuto.

As for the rest of the rookies, I dunno, maybe I'll think about that some time later. Now I'm off!!!

The Antithesis
04-09-2006, 12:26 AM
To be honest, I expected Orochimaru's "gay-ness" to rub off on Sasuke, but looks like it didn't happen. He's staying straight, I suppose. And he's got tons of chicks waiting in line for him.

xshadowwolfx
04-09-2006, 12:34 AM
hehe gotta be rock lee i mean with sasuke gone which girl can stand his handsome eyebrows... perfect teeth... and pwnage tai jutsu... Hehe i bet sasuke is gay thats why he paid no attention to any of the girls.....:nod :nod :nuts :nuts :wink :wink

Arroniro Arleri
04-09-2006, 12:39 AM
Naruto lost it the very day he left Konoha with Jiriaya.
Quoted for Truth!:amuse

Ehandz
04-09-2006, 12:44 AM
wow... alot of topics about sex in naruto today... That doesn't make it any less amusing.


Jiraya probably treated Naruto to a hooker on a birthday or something. And probably Gaara to one of his many sand bitches.

aliklik
04-09-2006, 12:50 AM
hello?
Gaara
Kazekage
all the girls love him now

UchihaMikoto
04-09-2006, 01:08 AM
Naruto lost it the very day he left Konoha with Jiriaya.

So true :cry

Drakor
04-09-2006, 02:25 AM
Jiraiya asked Naruto to transform via his jutsu and knocked him out cold...the next day Naruto noticed he was walking funny

Bya Bya
04-09-2006, 03:12 AM
Jiraiya asked Naruto to transform via his jutsu and knocked him out cold...the next day Naruto noticed he was walking funny
LOOOLLLL...u know...that very well could of happened XD

Hansel
04-09-2006, 03:17 AM
Shino lost his virginity to bugs before he left his mother's womb.

ddrussianinja
04-09-2006, 04:04 AM
I feel dirty doing this, but I can't help myself.

Since they're all 15, I doubt many of them have.

Neji and Hinata are most likely discouraged from relationships until a certain age and are probably strictly supervised. With Byakugan, it probably isn't too hard to keep an eye on them.
Shikamaru's probably too lazy to try, and at that age, you really have to try.
Chouji's cool, but sadly, chicks don't tend to dig the chubby guys. Poor dude.
Sasuke's probably too busy training to give a crap.
Shino... I really have no clue. He's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Kiba's probably too kinky for most girls his age.
Lee's also too busy training and has already sworn to Sakura.
Ino might have. She has slut written all over her.
Tenten might have. She's... developed somewhat.
Sakura's probably too hung up on Sasuke.

Then there's Naruto, and all I can guess is that he's used Harem no Jutsu on himself. Would that count?

OK, now I feel like I should take a shower...

omg laser pew pew!
04-09-2006, 04:35 AM
Woah

I think I just lost some brain cells reading this thread

Halcyon Dreamz
04-09-2006, 04:43 AM
Temari is the only one i see that may have lost it already. I dont see any others yet especially when they're only like 15 or 16.

Yamato
04-09-2006, 04:48 AM
Temari FTW

Naruto, Sakura, Kankuro and Gaara aka Pimp-kage probably also :P

Zaru
04-09-2006, 05:22 AM
Temari is the only one i see that may have lost it already. I dont see any others yet especially when they're only like 15 or 16.

I see your post and i see temari's legs in your sig and i suddenly feel the urge to totally agree with you.

Rinali
04-09-2006, 05:25 AM
Damn, this thread is scary! Most of them are only 15-16!

Aman
04-09-2006, 05:35 AM
I would say Naruto, Temari, or Sasuke - To Orochimaru.

Chiru
04-09-2006, 05:39 AM
Kiba's been humping some legs I'm sure... Count that if you want...

nightmistress
04-09-2006, 05:49 AM
The very first one to cross my mind was Temari. I definately think she probably has, with Shikamaru. She's made a "man" out of him. Ino is also a good guess. I wouldn't be suprised if Tenten and Neji have a teammate with "benefits" thing going on. Naruto is completely saving himself for Sasuke. As for Sasuke. He probably took a vow of celibacy to keep himself "focused". He's too uptight for someone getting some regularly. But after he accomplishes his goal, he's got a clan to restart so he'll be a raging bull, reciprocating the desires of every girl in Konoha wanting to jump his bones. He'll manwhore for a bit, but he'll only be with women for procreation. After that, he'll be with Naruto for love. :amuse

.hatake.
04-09-2006, 06:00 AM
Well, for the guys, I'm going with Sasuke. He's pimpier than Neji.
For the girls, Temari.

And Tenten doesn't look like a slut, Saf. Ino and Sakura are prettier than her. What make them if you call Tenten a slut?

Molekage
04-09-2006, 06:08 AM
Damn, this thread is scary! Most of them are only 15-16!
brr... its like people waiting for emma watson's 18th birthday.

monkey~prince
04-09-2006, 06:09 AM
i pick chouji. ino's one happy bitch coz of chouji increase size no jutsu. you get what i mean.

Ben Dover
04-09-2006, 07:38 AM
hmm... this brings up a rather wierd angle on chakra. If life experience is a contributing factor to one's own chakra amount, do you suppose that loosing your virginity would increase your chakra a bit?(It's a big thing, so the chakra should rise up alot actually)^^

az0r
04-09-2006, 07:49 AM
Ino probably did every guy In Konoha :amuse.

xD

LMAO TRUE TRUE

Zaru
04-09-2006, 08:45 AM
hmm... this brings up a rather wierd angle on chakra. If life experience is a contributing factor to one's own chakra amount, do you suppose that loosing your virginity would increase your chakra a bit?(It's a big thing, so the chakra should rise up alot actually)^^

Kisame isn't a jinchuuriki, he just had sex all of his life :omg

Oknytt
04-09-2006, 10:15 AM
Tenten for the win! Her happy-go-lucky attitude just screams sex. I bet Neji felt raped afterwards. :O

Gyroscope
04-09-2006, 10:24 AM
Woah

I think I just lost some brain cells reading this thread

I feel your pain :(

nwoppertje
04-09-2006, 11:37 AM
:rotfl

As I see it right now, Gaara probably did the entire female population of Suna

Nah...seriously...I think Temari, Neji of Kankurou would be the first ones to get laid, because right now...I don't think anyone of them has been getting jiggy yet. :P

jameshawking
04-09-2006, 11:43 AM
Temari, Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Ino, Neji, Sakura, Kiba/Hinata (same time), Choji, Lee(much later)

Coaxmetal
04-09-2006, 02:53 PM
Naruto lost it the very day he left Konoha with Jiriaya.
:laugh

Rock Lee definitly got some tail during the timeskip. No one can resist the eyebrows! :wink

Infernizzle
04-09-2006, 02:55 PM
Ino = Super Konoha Slut
Temari = Super Suna Slut

mr_shadow
04-09-2006, 03:05 PM
Temari and Shikamaru will probably be first, if they havent already during the timeskip.

Next up will be Naruto and Sakura (they will get together during the corse of the story), and then Lee and Tenten (oldest of the Konoha-crew). I mean, that look she gave Lee just screamed "id like me some o that hard-worker"

Discalimer: Lee and Tenten are my 2 favourite characters (becouse i love Kung Fu, and Leeīs personality. I bet id love Tenten for her personality as well if she had one :notrust ), so im kinda hoping for some sparks flying between them

d3vlabs
04-09-2006, 03:08 PM
neji is a player. u can tell right away.

stardust113
04-09-2006, 04:02 PM
Well, if you think about it really really hard and risk loosing brain cells and personal hygiene, there's a lot of people from Naruto's age group that could've already done the horizontal lambada.

Naruto: Definitely... DEFINITELY did the freakynasty the very hour after he left Konohan borders. Hanging around Jiraiya does not, in any way, shape, or form, ensure you security for your virginity. At all.

Sasuke: Orochimaru could not have possibly left him untainted.

Neji+Tenten: At 16 with raging hormones, it's highly unlikely all that time spent in the forest was dedicated to training. Well okay, training for endurance maybe, if you know what I mean. Ahh Tenten... that (lucky) dirty hoe.

Shikamaru+Temari: I can imagine Shikamaru saying: "I did nothing and it was everything I thought it could be."

Ino: While Sasuke was the local hottie, Ino was the local slut. If by chance she snagged Gaara in his Kazekage office of wanton nudity, ON THE DESK nontheless, it might cause international tension between Konoha and Suna.

Gaara: He's got some from Suna and Konoha. Gaara > sex itself. Kankuro would be walking in one morning telling him to get his ass to some meeting or another and our favorite Kazekage would say something along the lines of:
-Gaara: I just nailed twins. Call me in the morning.

Kiba: He is... beastly.

Lady Azura
04-09-2006, 09:32 PM
I'm not sure why, but I have a feeling that the Suna Siblings definitely aren't innocent anymore.:P

Gaara: He's the Kazekage for heaven's sake! Girls probably throw themselves at him.

Temari: She doesn't seem like the type who would wait until marriage. I think she probably seduced Shikamaru.:P

Kankuro: I have a dirty mind... Kankuro + Puppets + Girls = mind-blowing smex! (See, I told you I had a dirty mind)

Kiba: He's cute.:amuse Who wouldn't want to? And the whole... animal-like personality going on. The teeth (fangs... the dude's got FANGS!) and claws... he's probably been with quite a few girls (not necessarily any characters we can think of... just random, unimportant characters).

Shikamaru: To Temari.:P Probably didn't do anything, either. He probably let Temari take charge. Unless... of course... those shadows of his had something to do with it... (Again with my dirty mind)

Ino: Wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't say she's a slut, but I won't say she's innocent either. She's probably slept with a few people.

And that's all I can think of at the moment. I think Hinata is definitely saving hers for Naruto... even if he never notices... she'll probably lose her mind and get all Dominate!Hinata on his ass and force him into it...:P But I doubt that'll happen. I'm rooting for NaruHina though. If either of them loses it, I hope it'll be to each other.

I don't think Naruto's that innocent anymore, but I don't think he's lost his virginity. Yet.

Okay... nuff of my rambling... I'm shutting up right now.:oh

Sho
04-10-2006, 06:30 AM
I'm wondering since alot of people say this but-

Why exactly is Ino a slut again?

Ch3a7er
04-10-2006, 07:40 AM
let me see now...
Naruto first did kage bunshin then one of the clones did Sexy no jutsu and them ... You know what i mean... :)

Sollet
04-10-2006, 07:42 AM
Well, of the boys I'd say:

Neji
Kiba
Shikamaru

and girls

Ino
Tenten
Temari

monkey~prince
04-10-2006, 09:41 AM
naruto probably devirginized himself.

kagebunshins+sexy no jutsus= ultra orgiastic festivity!

maybe konohamaru would folow his footsteps and do the same.

mr_shadow
04-10-2006, 11:24 AM
Bunshins count as mastrubation

CrazyMoronX
04-10-2006, 12:09 PM
The only one to see any action, would be Lee. Shikamaru is too lazy for sex, Neji is too busy training, Chouji is fat, and nobody cares about anyone else.

Lee just uses his Nice Guy Pose on any unsuspecting woman, and BAM. Sex time.

QuoNina
04-10-2006, 01:09 PM
keke, what is this thread? Some ppl read manga upside-down !? :nuts

Naruto lost it the very day he left Konoha with Jiriaya.

Clan thing.

Sasuke: ...There are PLENTY of people for his disposal while with Oro.

Gaara: He's the Kazekage for heaven's sake! Girls probably throw themselves at him.Anyway I don't think being a slut or not has to do with virginity. It is more related to frequency. More related to the standard at that time. Either none of them or most of they have done it to foster their teamwork environment + Shika*Tema. :P

The Pink Ninja
04-10-2006, 03:53 PM
I'm wondering since alot of people say this but-

Why exactly is Ino a slut again?

Have you seen the newest volume cover?


There was a chapter where Sakura lost her virginity with Temari, Tsunade, Ino, Tenten and Hinata but then I woke up.

Jio
04-10-2006, 03:57 PM
The only one to see any action, would be Lee. Shikamaru is too lazy for sex, Neji is too busy training, Chouji is fat, and nobody cares about anyone else.

Lee just uses his Nice Guy Pose on any unsuspecting woman, and BAM. Sex time.


And sadly the pork chops he has for eye brows let him down.

Absolute Zero
04-10-2006, 03:57 PM
Have you seen the newest volume cover?


There was a chapter where Sakura lost her virginity with Temari, Tsunade, Ino, Tenten and Hinata but then I woke up.
God, I loved that chapter, too.

I hope Kishimoto revisits that storyline. There's so much potential for growth.

The Pink Ninja
04-10-2006, 04:06 PM
I hope Kishimoto revisits that storyline. There's so much potential for growth.

There's only room for growth if they become dickgirls Ž_Ž

Absolute Zero
04-10-2006, 04:06 PM
There's only room for growth if they become dickgirls Ž_Ž
Oh god, get that 4chan crap OUTTA HERE.

shibigoku
04-10-2006, 04:11 PM
Aren't they 15? It's not like it's a common thing to lose your virginity at 15. Besides, you may have not realised it yet, those characters don't exit. They don't have a social life behind the manga. And since this a shounen manga and not an ecci or hentai one, there will be no sex in it.

The Pink Ninja
04-10-2006, 04:16 PM
Oh god, get that 4chan crap OUTTA HERE.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4050/cockler3dw.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Dickgirlism isn't limited to 4Chan. I've never even been on there.

Absolute Zero
04-10-2006, 04:20 PM
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4050/cockler3dw.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Dickgirlism isn't limited to 4Chan. I've never even been on there.
And for your sanity, I suggest you just keep on staying away.

Questess
04-10-2006, 04:29 PM
15 isn't that early to lose your virginity, I lost mine when I was 15 O_o Kinda depends on what country you live in, I guess. I think 16 is the average where I live.

As for the others, I think Naruto is still a virgin, but I think he's definitely *seen* enough to not be very innocent anymore. Hm, that's if experimenting with kage bunshins and oiroke no jutsu doesn't count because I'm sure he's done that. I almost think it should count, if they're realistic even on the inside :P

I think Sasuke is definitely still a virgin. He wouldn't let anything soften his mind or divert his attention from his long-term goal with Itachi. If he wanted to have sex with someone (for procreation or recreation), he would have had it with Sakura already, and since he hasn't done that... I think he's had plenty of chances to lose his virginity at Orochimaru's place, but I don't think he's done it.

Sakura definitely seems like she's still a virgin.

Lee doesn't seem to be interested in anyone besides Sakura and as long as she doesn't want him and he hasn't fallen for someone else and given up... he'll remain a virgin.

I can't picture Hinata having sex with someone either, since she's fainting from merely touching Naruto. And she probably wouldn't want anyone else either. She'd probably lose it if she ended up in an arranged marriage with Neji though, which would be nice, but it won't happen for quite some time if it even happens at all.

I haven't seen enough of Neji past-timeskip to tell but pre-timeskip, he didn't seem that interested. I also think he's the kind of guy who prefers having sex with someone special, like a girlfriend, and not just some random girl.

I have no clue about Tenten O_o

Kiba... would probably not mind doing it with someone, but does anyone like him enough? That's the question.

Shino... eww. No I don't want to think about that :P

Gaara didn't seem very interested in that kind of things before but now when he's started to discover the whole deal with feelings, he would probably like to try it. Preferably with Naruto it seems :/ But he'd probably agree to a random girl aswell.

Shikamaru will probably be talked into it by Temari but I don't think they've done it yet. They seem to be going through that silly "no I don't like him/her although it's obvious" phase that is so common in anime.

Kankurou, I have no idea about him either.

No idea about Sai either, if he counts (he's the same age group right?), but he's probably a virgin too if it's not part of his training to have sex with people O_o

Byakugan style
04-10-2006, 04:33 PM
I say hinata you have to watch out for the shy quiet girls!!

zeN323
04-10-2006, 04:41 PM
wtf is this -_-

Sieg
04-10-2006, 04:45 PM
@zeN323

Where have you been?
Seems the last couple of days, the forums are all about sex.

Anyway, i'm liking Questess' post... and Shino's a pimp by the way.

Pyre's Plight
04-10-2006, 06:43 PM
15 isn't that early to lose your virginity, I lost mine when I was 15 O_o


WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS TOPIC INTO A HOUSE OF LIEZ!!!

Sho
04-10-2006, 07:08 PM
If they're already killing and being soldiers at the age of 12, and even earlier, then having sex at that age isn't a big deal at all. In fact, the average age over where I live is about 14-16 for males, and even earlier for females when they lose their virginity. 15 definitely isn't too young, especially for those that already have killed.

FrostXian
04-10-2006, 07:10 PM
Do you live somewhere where 15ners have orgies? ^^; The most possible one i can think of is, to be honest, Gaara. Perhaps he has a harem..

Sho
04-10-2006, 07:15 PM
Do you live somewhere where 15ners have orgies? ^^

California. :P

But seriously I always thought it was the norm mostly everywhere. Age 14-16 should be about the average. Many girls lose it earlier than the guys though, many times around the age of 13-14. Guys are usually later.

Sieg
04-10-2006, 07:16 PM
^That was norm in Portugal for me. Its more difficult here ;__;

Ashikun
04-10-2006, 07:21 PM
Jesus they're what, 15?!
LOL.. People need to coooool it..

Not_you
04-10-2006, 08:04 PM
Naruto is completely saving himself for Sasuke. As for Sasuke. He probably took a vow of celibacy to keep himself "focused". He's too uptight for someone getting some regularly. But after he accomplishes his goal, he's got a clan to restart so he'll be a raging bull, reciprocating the desires of every girl in Konoha wanting to jump his bones. He'll manwhore for a bit, but he'll only be with women for procreation. After that, he'll be with Naruto for love.

Nah, he doesn't really need the girls for his revival issues, don't forget about Naruto's sexy no jutsu. You know it will be exactly like this:

Sasuke: "Yo, dobe, you know I want to revive my clan and since I am not too good with girls I thought I will force you to , ehrm, might ask you to do the job."

Naruto: "WTF ? Are you insane ? What makes you think I would revive your clan with you ?"

Sasuke: "I will treat you Ramen until the end of your life."

Naruto: "Sasuke... :wtf I am in !"

Sasuke: "No, I am in. Literally."


Kiba's one and only true love is Akamaru – AND YOU KNOW THAT ! (same with Shino and his bugs. Aw man, if I think about it, I kinda feel sorry for Hinata being around with two guys who're into bestiality porn but whatever !)

About Sakura, well, time will tell us. Temari surley got Shikamaru at least once down on his knees by now. The others - I really don't know.

(I seriously lost IQ points by reading this thread. You will all be sued, like hell ! Wait, nobody forced me to read it... DAMN !)

Neji
04-10-2006, 08:14 PM
Naruto lost it the very day he left Konoha with Jiriaya.


i agreee 100%!!!!

Yakumo Fujii
04-10-2006, 08:30 PM
California. :P

But seriously I always thought it was the norm mostly everywhere. Age 14-16 should be about the average. Many girls lose it earlier than the guys though, many times around the age of 13-14. Guys are usually later.
I'm pretty sure the national average is 16 with Boys averaging about six months earlier (15yrs &10 months vs. 16 & 4 months IIRC)

mr_shadow
04-10-2006, 08:37 PM
Where i live 15-16 is almoust the norm :P

KuwabaraTheMan
04-10-2006, 08:44 PM
All you people talking about 15-16 being the average age make me feel old and lonely(18 and freshman in college, and still a virgin...*sigh*)

Anyhow:

Temari has definitely done it, and with Shikamaru.
Gaara as well, he's the pimp Kazekage, he and those girls probably have regular threesomes and the occasional foursomes...

Kankurou probably has knocked up a few girls as well(those puppets could come in handy)

Ino has definitely done it with tons of people. You know she got drunk and did it with Chouji at least once(and maybe liked it and went back for more? :eek). She's probably gotten together with Shikamaru and Temari for a threesome(yowzers), and I wouldn't bet against her and Sakura having 'experimented' either(to be prepared for Sasuke-kun, of course:wink ).

Kiba maybe. I could see him hooking up with Ino for a one-night stand, or just some random chick.

Neji and Tenten probably have. Tenten probably tried to seduce Lee(possible threesome in mind), but he would have turned her down because of his 'nice guy spirit'. (Gai is also probably a virgin incidentally)

Hinata is definitely a virgin, and Shino probably as well.

And as many others have mentioned, Naruto lost his virignity the day he left Konoha with Jiraiya. He had to be getting mad booty at least thee times a day, with regular threesomes(and I'm talking supermodel hot babes all the time.)

In addition to Ino, Sakura may have gotten 'initiated' into the medic line by Shizune. Tsunade wouldn't have minded her woman and her student sleeping, she's cool like that. Hell depending on how drunk she was she would have either watched, or joined in.

So basically, Hinata and Shino are still virgins. Hinata's saving it for Naruto(who will be experienced so it will be less awkward), and Shino will live a sad lonely life unless Kankurou or Kiba decide to swing the other way every once in awhile.

Actually, I could see Shino having maybe already done it with one of them.


Sasuke's a virgin unless he got freaky with Orochimaru's prisoners.

Lazzie
04-10-2006, 09:38 PM
15-16 can't be average. I lost my virginity when I was 18 on prom night (I'm a guy, she was also 18 and a virgin).

But in any case, I don't think that any of the "rookie fifteen" have yet lost their virginity. For one, I would hate to have to deal with the ninja parents of any kunoichi that I had shagged. Also, I somehow get the idea that Tsunade does not approve of premarital sex between her chunin, and pretty much all of Konoha lives in fear of her wrath, right?

But yeah, if I had to say any particular one of the fifteen was no longer a virgin, it would probably be Temari. She's 18, and she seems like she gets what she wants. Speaking of which, Shikamaru could easily have lost his own virginity as a corollary. Gaara's my only other guess, as he could probably have any young kunoichi in Suna he wants, save Temari.

Sieg
04-10-2006, 09:42 PM
^One person's info doesn't equal a populations average.

Lazzie
04-10-2006, 09:55 PM
^One person's info doesn't equal a populations average.True. Bad quantitative analysis on my part, but pardon me for trying to empathize.

Hmm... a quick Google search tells me that it's usually 16, and Japan seems to be slightly younger than the norm. That means that, if these kids are normal, then they should only just now start sleeping around. I stand by what I said earlier. Temari and Gaara are the least likely virgins, with Shika as a corollary to Temari.

darrellfjohnson
04-10-2006, 10:13 PM
Realistically I'd say Ino and Temari aren't virgins. Temari seems to be olders and more mature, and Ino kind of looks like a ho.

You know Naruto has experimented with his Kage Bunshin/Sexy Jutsu. Any teenage boy would have to.

And of course the older ninjas (Kakashi, Tsunade, Jiraya, everyone except Gai) have probably done it.

I doubt anyone besides that have done anything.

Sieg
04-10-2006, 10:16 PM
^Realistically, looking like a whore doesn't make you one...

Yakumo Fujii
04-10-2006, 10:20 PM
15-16 can't be average. I lost my virginity when I was 18 on prom night (I'm a guy, she was also 18 and a virgin).

But in any case, I don't think that any of the "rookie fifteen" have yet lost their virginity. For one, I would hate to have to deal with the ninja parents of any kunoichi that I had shagged. Also, I somehow get the idea that Tsunade does not approve of premarital sex between her chunin, and pretty much all of Konoha lives in fear of her wrath, right?

But yeah, if I had to say any particular one of the fifteen was no longer a virgin, it would probably be Temari. She's 18, and she seems like she gets what she wants. Speaking of which, Shikamaru could easily have lost his own virginity as a corollary. Gaara's my only other guess, as he could probably have any young kunoichi in Suna he wants, save Temari.

Hate to break it to you but if the average age is 16 but that means alot of people are losing at 18 and conversely alot are losing it at 14.

Lazzie
04-10-2006, 10:52 PM
Hate to break it to you but if the average age is 16 but that means alot of people are losing at 18 and conversely alot are losing it at 14.
Well, yeah. I know what central tendency is. So what's your point?

QuoNina
04-10-2006, 10:56 PM
but then isn't the setting of Naruto kind of ancient? we have no way to tell the social standard at that time... it's not a "i got it when i was xx, so ____ can, too!!" logic, right.

Sieg
04-10-2006, 10:57 PM
Setting: 12 year olds killing=OK

Sex:Devil's tool?

QuoNina
04-10-2006, 11:08 PM
does that mean ppl with sex experience are more inclined to kill ? :P

Sieg
04-10-2006, 11:12 PM
No, it meant people mature quicker in that world.

Sho
04-10-2006, 11:17 PM
No, it meant people mature quicker in that world.

Yeah I think that should be considered too. These kids are expected to be killers at the age of 12 and full soldiers, so I don't see why sex should be treated any different.

And I've been curious to ask, but is that a male or female in your spoiler sig? It looks pretty disturbing since I don't know what he/she is. :huh

Sieg
04-10-2006, 11:25 PM
@Sho

Its a he. Notice the elephant trunk. I got the gif on some image board, but i believe i saw the anime ep too a while ago.

Splintered
04-10-2006, 11:28 PM
16 is the statistical average of people in the United States to lose their virginity, male or female (though males tend to lose it earlier... or lie more). Seeing that a lot of the kids are mature enough, I would venture a good number of them had sex. But then again, kids are socialized to kill heartlessly, not to experiment and start the search for self like kids in the United States do, so who knows. Depending on the culture, it would be difficult to say who did so. Seeing that Neji and Hinata are from a very high class traditional family with "traditional morals," they would less inclined to engadge in sex, then say... Kiba.

Sex is probably a good tool for spying too. I could say a good portion of ninjas actually using sex at a young age to help further their goal. :X

Sieg
04-10-2006, 11:31 PM
There seem to be alot of questionable establishments in that world, so....

Marsala
04-10-2006, 11:45 PM
The thing is, these are fictional characters. No significant events can occur in their lives off-panel. So Naruto and Sakura probably didn't do any dating over the timeskip, being too busy training. The same goes for the others, especially those who have vague foreshadowing to get together in the future (Ino and Chouji, Lee and Tenten, Shikamaru and Temari). Ino, Tenten and Temari are all probably single, being left in limbo until the plot pairs them up.

Yakumo Fujii
04-11-2006, 12:20 AM
but then isn't the setting of Naruto kind of ancient? we have no way to tell the social standard at that time... it's not a "i got it when i was xx, so ____ can, too!!" logic, right.

It's not ancient. I see alot of people say it's set in the past but that's not right. It's set in alternate universe, the totally unfamiliar geography and the mishmash of modern and primitive technology not to mention the magic should clue you in. Though you are right about the fact that there is no way to know anything about the social standards of the place except what is given to us directly by the manga. They don't object to fielding child soldiers so they may be more liberial on other fronts as well.

iriseyes
04-11-2006, 12:31 AM
...well, we don't object to fielding child soldiers here either. However, Konoha takes the cake, putting toddlers on the front lines (e.g. Kakashi). But then again, this is a village whose best hope is a fifteen/sixteen year old. -_-;;;;;

Back on topic, Ino's a merry-go-round probably. I bet Choji lost it to a housekeeper or something, a la Meet the Fockers, before the timeskip.

Neji would be all Shakespeare......"We are destined to love! Let us die togethereth!"

KuwabaraTheMan
04-11-2006, 12:47 AM
The thing is, these are fictional characters. No significant events can occur in their lives off-panel. So Naruto and Sakura probably didn't do any dating over the timeskip, being too busy training. The same goes for the others, especially those who have vague foreshadowing to get together in the future (Ino and Chouji, Lee and Tenten, Shikamaru and Temari). Ino, Tenten and Temari are all probably single, being left in limbo until the plot pairs them up.

Right, because this is a topic discussing actual events we expect to see Kishimoto discuss in the manga.:lmao

Sheesh, do you intend to suck all fun out of stuff or does it just happen naturally? Don't you even get the concept of fun or harmless discussion?

Kishimoto's never going to discuss anyone's virginity or lack thereof anyways.

Why even post at a message board if you're too afraid to think and object to any discussion of things that aren't explicity stated in black & white in the manga.

Why even go to an internet forum if you don't want to think?

Yakumo Fujii
04-11-2006, 12:50 AM
...well, we don't object to fielding child soldiers here either.
Aside from war ravaged failed states in Africa and Asia like The Congo, Somalia and Afghanistan who approves of this today in the real world?

Absolute Zero
04-11-2006, 12:52 AM
Kishimoto's never going to discuss anyone's virginity or lack thereof anyways.
Naruto - "All right Sakura, it's time. Let's go get Sasuke."
Sakura - "Yeah, let's do it. We'll bring him back for sure this time!
Naruto - "Speaking of 'doing it'...I lost my virginity 2 years ago."
Sakura - "No matter what, Sasuke will...wait, what?"
Naruto - "Don't take it the wrong way. I'd still totally do you."

nyce456
04-11-2006, 12:56 AM
Are you guy serious? You guys aren't even trying with these threads anymore. Who cares who will lose their virginity. You want sex look at some Hentai and go masturbate off of that, losers.

Yakumo Fujii
04-11-2006, 01:17 AM
Naruto - "All right Sakura, it's time. Let's go get Sasuke."
Sakura - "Yeah, let's do it. We'll bring him back for sure this time!
Naruto - "Speaking of 'doing it'...I lost my virginity 2 years ago."
Sakura - "No matter what, Sasuke will...wait, what?"
Naruto - "Don't take it the wrong way. I'd still totally do you."

:laugh I can just imagine the look on her face!:laugh

Marsala
04-11-2006, 01:21 AM
Right, because this is a topic discussing actual events we expect to see Kishimoto discuss in the manga.:lmao

Sheesh, do you intend to suck all fun out of stuff or does it just happen naturally? Don't you even get the concept of fun or harmless discussion?

Kishimoto's never going to discuss anyone's virginity or lack thereof anyways.

Why even post at a message board if you're too afraid to think and object to any discussion of things that aren't explicity stated in black & white in the manga.

Why even go to an internet forum if you don't want to think?
What, I'm not allowed to make a serious post after all of the "These are kids who kill at a young age, they're very mature, plus the statistical average for teenagers to lose their virginity is 16.24238 give or take a few milliseconds"? :cry

Elite
04-11-2006, 01:39 AM
Naruto - "All right Sakura, it's time. Let's go get Sasuke."
Sakura - "Yeah, let's do it. We'll bring him back for sure this time!
Naruto - "Speaking of 'doing it'...I lost my virginity 2 years ago."
Sakura - "No matter what, Sasuke will...wait, what?"
Naruto - "Don't take it the wrong way. I'd still totally do you."
lmao:laugh

This should be made into one of those short comic fanarts that people on deviantart makes.

sonnie_skies
04-11-2006, 01:51 AM
Wow...so this thread has taught me that:

1. HAWT girl = slut
2. Neji actually has an interest in sex, period
3. A bunch of socially inept shinobi are knocking boots


Realistically, I'd say Temari and Kankurou are definitely not virgins. I can't say with Neji, Tenten, Kiba, Sai and Shino but might lean towards yes. Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, Gaara and Lee are all definitely virgins. Chouji, Shikamaru, and Ino I'm leaning towards no.

kagebunshinnofootsu
04-11-2006, 02:18 AM
C'mon who cares are you getting off on this thing or what :S


my thoughts exactly...


but naruto for sure since he has his new "super pervert technique"


and since hes with the super pervert himself.. and his read his "naughty" books

Therahedwig
04-11-2006, 02:47 AM
my thoughts exactly...


but naruto for sure since he has his new "super pervert technique"


and since hes with the super pervert himself.. and his read his "naughty" books
It's a topic about sex, that's why people are intrested about it, nothing perverted about that, just human nature...
Also it doesn't harm to guess when they've lost their verginity, this topic is much more fun to read then the thousands of kyuubi/cursed seal is cheap topics, or something alike...

Got to agree with absolute zero, Naruto may still have his verginity, but not his innocence anymore...

Sieg
04-11-2006, 02:49 AM
This thread is supposed to be fun. Everytime someone posts about it otherwise, a kitty is mangled.

Yakumo Fujii
04-11-2006, 02:45 PM
This thread is supposed to be fun. Everytime someone posts about it otherwise, a kitty is mangled.

NO!!!!!!! :cry

FrostXian
04-11-2006, 03:35 PM
This thread is supposed to be fun. Everytime someone posts about it otherwise, a kitty is mangled.
Kitties! D:

CarolinaB
04-11-2006, 04:00 PM
This thread is supposed to be fun. Everytime someone posts about it otherwise, a kitty is mangled.
No no! Everytime somebody post in a thread about virginity, sex, boobs or the likes, Hinata get's molested by Kabuto. Funny or not!!
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2860/naru090mo.jpg
Poor Hinata-chan!!:cry

Sieg
04-11-2006, 04:01 PM
^Good keep posting...

The Pink Ninja
04-11-2006, 04:07 PM
This thread is supposed to be fun. Everytime someone posts about it otherwise, a kitty is mangled.

:wtf no...

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4995/simonavflamingobywazabees5cd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sieg
04-11-2006, 04:10 PM
http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/7674/catgun6fe.png


more spam and the thread is closed.. <_< *watches out for mods*

Questess
04-11-2006, 04:24 PM
WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS TOPIC INTO A HOUSE OF LIEZ!!!

Why would I lie about that on the internet? O_o Nah, it's definitely true. And I wasn't the first of my friends to lose it, but not the last either. But it seems to me that where I live (Sweden), it's common for girls to lose it a few years before the guys do. But my current boyfriend lost his at the age of 16 (to me :P) so that's not so late either. But neither of us are the social type.

Anyway, on a sidenote, does anyone think Iruka has lost his virginity yet? And what about Gai? And Tsunade? O_o

Sieg
04-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Iruka's a pimp, ofcourse he has. Tsunade... sure. Gai, too much energy for one woman.

CarolinaB
04-11-2006, 04:39 PM
Dude, Tsunade lost her virginity a looong time ago, probably to Dan or before. And Gai, well, he has way to much energy, my guess is that he will not do the dirty till he beat's Kakashi 100 times:oh.

As for the Rookie 15, maybe Kiba, Ino or Shikamaru had the change of doing it, but Shikamaru is to lazy for that, Ino is saving herself for the right man Sakura and Kiba, well maybe he has. The rest... seams to preocupated with training or maybe their clan would chop them to pices if that happen.

Lady Azura
04-16-2006, 08:08 PM
Naruto - "All right Sakura, it's time. Let's go get Sasuke."
Sakura - "Yeah, let's do it. We'll bring him back for sure this time!
Naruto - "Speaking of 'doing it'...I lost my virginity 2 years ago."
Sakura - "No matter what, Sasuke will...wait, what?"
Naruto - "Don't take it the wrong way. I'd still totally do you."



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMAO! That made me nearly fall off my chair laughing. And my sister was in the room so she thought I was losing my mind.:P

firelord5000
04-16-2006, 08:09 PM
Clearly temari, shes a female pimp, she uses em and then disgards em.

Deidara
04-16-2006, 08:46 PM
Oh cīmon. I lost it 2 days after my 16th birthday. What about it?

Sakura ---> with no one besides herself and some thoughts on a certain
scary-eyed dude.

Ino ---> Quite a few if you ask me.

Hinata ---> look at my sakura line and switch "scary-eyed" to "kyuubi-dude"

Naruto ---> Being the apprentice of a hustler, well ...

Sasuke ---> He did not. But he should, for the sake of clan-reviving

Shino ---> I donīt think heīs that interested in that.

Lee ---> Too gentle.

Kiba ---> 100 % Pure Player

Chouji ---> 100 % enlarged Player

Shika ---> If I were HIM, I would be STUPID to ignore the godess of suna,
so yes.

Tenten ---> look downwards

Neji ---> look upwards

Kankuro ---> yup. puppets.

Gaara ---> of course

Now for something MUCH MORE EXCITING:

Is the Akatsuki Leader a virgin?



[ pain isnīt the right word to describe it ]

Deidara ---> 1000% Stone Cold Pimp

Zetsu ---> 100 % Hentai Pro

Itachi ---> Ex konoha pimp

Sasori ---> If kankuro is a pimp, then heīs the Suna Hugh Hefner

Oro ---> ... XD

Kisame ---> 100 % mizu pimp

Akatsuki Kunoichi ---> of course

angry dude ---> too depressed

huge dude ---> no, for no reason ^^

mr_shadow
04-16-2006, 08:59 PM
Why would I lie about that on the internet? O_o Nah, it's definitely true. And I wasn't the first of my friends to lose it, but not the last either. But it seems to me that where I live (Sweden), it's common for girls to lose it a few years before the guys do. But my current boyfriend lost his at the age of 16 (to me ) so that's not so late either. But neither of us are the social type.

Yeah, that sounds about right (im swedish too). Guys are generally attracted to younger women, and girls are generally attracted to older guys. Anyone with basic math skills can figure out that girls should logicly lose their virginity at a earlier age that way.

Im probably gonna contribute to that trend too, since im rarely romanticly intrested in older girls (they make me feel inferior). I usually go for 14-15 year olds (im 16)

StrIkEd
04-17-2006, 01:15 AM
:huh this thread is totaly insane ...

SeruraRenge
04-17-2006, 02:43 AM
doesn't anyone remember....I think it was BushidoPunk who did em, the joke manga?

Shikamaru: Naruto, the only one from our class who hasn't had sex with Sakura...is you.
Naruto: EHHHHHHH?!!! (turns to Sakura) You even had hot lesbo sex with Hinata?!?!
Sakura: Yep!
Shikamaru: ...Plus Neji, Kankurou, Kiba, Shino, Chouji, Ino, Tenten, Rock Lee, Udon, myself, Konohamaru, and Temari have had her.
Naruto: HUHHHHHH?!!

a later scene

(at the Sunagakure meeting)
Baki: ...Plus, ever since Gaara lost his virginity to Haruno Sakura of the Leaf, his mental state has been phenomenal. That's why he's now the Kage.
Council Member: Ah, I've heard of Haruno "Suck"-ura. I wouldn't mind hitting that ass.

so as you can see, Haruno has been around the block...a couple hundred times:laugh

Tsumi
04-17-2006, 02:53 AM
I really dont think any the rookie nine have...they've all been to preocuppied with training...there only 15/16/17 too...and the setting that kishi has established seems to focus on a few laws of tradition...also sasuke would not even think about having sex with some girl when that time and energy could be used to train...he also has blantaly shown he has no interest in that sort of thing until itachi is defeated....

gaara I dont think has either...he's busy be kazekage...

I can see kankurou becoming something along the lines of the 40 year old virgin...

temari is a posibility...she is the oldest (out of the rookie 12), attractive, we dont know who she connected to in her own village and temari seems like a girl who would probably loose it relatively young....

Spacey
04-17-2006, 06:42 AM
LOOOLLLL...u know...that very well could of happened XD

No it couldn't you don't inherent the physiocology of the person you henge in to.

Ninja_dude
04-17-2006, 10:13 AM
wow..i'm a swede too..whatever your name was....
i lost mine a couple o weeks ago (18 years old) though with a 21 year old ex stripper...(no one is going to believe me..none of my friends did..until she showed up in the pub we were hanging in HAHAHAHA the looks on their faces...<_<..>_>..anyways) but 14 isn't that odd in sweden..

sakura: Not sure at all actually.....don't think so..she seems to prude, BUT i could be dead wrong and she is some kind of mercyfucker....going to all the virgin dudes 8and chicks) letting them get booty..

Naruto: The first city after konoha...he got lucky after his quick lecture with Jiraiya..(the hidden technique my Ojaji found out when he were touring...get a couple of pals going to a bar/pub whatever with you...make sure you get a girls attention, when she looks have your friends whisper something to you..go to the chick looking nervous and insecure..say "I'm a Scrambled eggs" in her Language..then your friends has to (not that hard to do) Laugh their asses of...she will feel sorry for you...KA-CHIING..worked all the time except once apparently..and my dad have been in every country Cept Three or so)

Chouji: Yup, cept for his Baika, i think he is quite smooth with the ladies...

Shika: Not even he is to lazy to get Jiggy with Temari..i mean he probably just has to unzip his pants in front of her....or even that...

Ino:...HAHAA of course she wasn't a virgin in Part one...

Shino: I think of him more of a Molester or something...

Kiba: HELL YEAH of course he has THE MAN IS A BEAST

Hinata: nope; saving herself for naruto

gaara: i dont know hard to say

temari: see above

kankuro: nah too busy playing with his dollies

neji: peeper but hey maybe he tells the girls afterwards and hope they like it hehe

tenten: nah no personality

lee: of course EXPLOSION OF YOUTH

hope i haven*t forgotten anyone::: man my keyboards all weird:::no dots:::or anything

mr_shadow
04-17-2006, 12:16 PM
Chouji know Partial Multi Size now, remember?

Sho
04-17-2006, 12:35 PM
Ninja_dude wins.

Ninja_dude
04-17-2006, 02:48 PM
why exactly do i win? was it the scrambled eggs? or my Girlfriend? or my cool thoughts?

Koryu Shinobi
04-17-2006, 03:13 PM
Temari and Ino would be my first bet. Naruto due to the influence of Ero Sennin. And Shikamaru by association with Temari. Neji because of status and his attitude, and Kiba because, well... the dude's practically a beast already. ;) Other than that I'm not so sure. Sasuke though... he's way too busy crying over his past and acting like an emo bitch to have lost it, even if Oro has a whole harem of captured slaves. *awaits flames and neg reps* :D

And I agree with others... wtf wierd thread.

Sho
04-17-2006, 03:24 PM
why exactly do i win? was it the scrambled eggs? or my Girlfriend? or my cool thoughts?

Something much more important than any of those:

The internets.

IzumoX
04-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Naruto - I doubt it, he'd probably be boasting if he had.

Sakura - Still no, she's probably only out for Sasuke

Sai - Only to other men

Ino - Yes, my first impression of her was of Konoha's local prositute.
Thats the reason why she was wondering around the streets.

Kiba - Doggy style

Chouji - Ugh, no

MitsukiShiroi
04-20-2006, 02:21 PM
Who do you think of the former genin have lost their virginity already? Who do you think will be the first one to lose it?

I think Neji will be the first one to lose his virginity. He seems to have become quite the pimp since Sasuke left, i wouldn't doubt he took his fanclub away after this time. Plus he probably has Tentnen too.

I also think Chouji surprisingly enough will be the second to lose his virginity. He seems to have goten Ino's interest.

I wouldn't be surprised if Oro has Sasuke try to get some sound kunoichi pregnant to revive his clan. :jk

Who do you guys think?

[dies laughing]

I'm going to go for Hinata! She acts innocent but deep inside, she's a temptress!

BarbNara
04-20-2006, 06:07 PM
Neji and Shikamaru, Konoha's two pimps :P
Maybe Shino with his new gansta look has his legion of rabid and horny fangirls too xDD.

Spike
04-20-2006, 06:21 PM
Tenten has probably already lost it and the next will be Neji. He's been around lately.

Lady Azura
05-08-2006, 10:48 PM
:laugh I love this thread. It's hilarious.

almightyblade
05-09-2006, 05:38 AM
To all you people who think that Sasuke is still a virgin.
Are you forgetting the time he knocked out Sakura before he left Konoha to join the Sound 4 team? That's when he had his way with her.

Sieg
05-09-2006, 05:41 AM
Sasuke isn't gay or a virgin!

Speculation.... :amuse

almightyblade
05-09-2006, 05:45 AM
Speculation.... :amuse
Sorry.. but appearantly i'm the only one on this whole forum that puts titles on his posts.

Sieg
05-09-2006, 05:54 AM
The title was funnier than the post.

vanh
05-09-2006, 06:50 AM
eh, (i pity the fools) the title is funny, but any posts saying Shikamaru are not .

no one of the Rookie 15, i say

Pyre's Plight
05-09-2006, 08:05 AM
Why would I lie about that on the internet? O_o Nah, it's definitely true. And I wasn't the first of my friends to lose it, but not the last either. But it seems to me that where I live (Sweden), it's common for girls to lose it a few years before the guys do. But my current boyfriend lost his at the age of 16 (to me :P) so that's not so late either. But neither of us are the social type.

Anyway, on a sidenote, does anyone think Iruka has lost his virginity yet? And what about Gai? And Tsunade? O_o

Oh...sorry about that. I just have hard time believing that kind of stuff. Allm throughout middle school, I had to put up with everyone making up sex stories and saying they were real. I had fifth graders going on about it in detail in front of me. Becomes kind of hard to believe then.

Dommy
05-09-2006, 08:22 AM
A topic about virginity again? :lmao

-
Umm, the day they became ninjas, they have already lost their virginity. :amuse

Musora Kai
05-09-2006, 02:31 PM
I think Neji has the best chance. The chicks like his looks, he's a known genius and he's got the attitude. He'll probably nail his fangirl, Tenten.

Shika will probably get taken advantage of by Temari. She's a bully and he's a complainer. But everyone knows Shika wants her, even while he says otherwise.

Naruto and Sakura. She'll feel all guilty after, like she cheated on Sasuke, but she'll come back for more later.

Kiba and Hinata. She'll be looking for a way to be more "womanly" for Naruto and Kiba will be only to happy to oblige. She'll also feel guilty, have a night with Naruto later, then go back to Kiba because he's a faithful beast.

Ino and Chouji. She'll keep bugging him to take the red pill, dreaming about a romance with the trimmed down Chouji, and Chouji will just think he has to take what he can get. Ino will dig him for non-ohysical reasons and they'll end up waking up together one time when they experiment with Sake.

Lee will find a fanatical admirer. That guy's too ... noble, and he kicks too much ass to be alone for long. Plus he's polite and chivalrous.

Sasuke will sleep with Sakura once. Probably the night before he goes alone to face his death (Itachi murder/suicide?).

Shino, cool though he may be, may have to revert to the inbreeding his clan probably practices. Can't see too many ladies wanting to sleep with a guy who has bugs living under his skin.

Gaara via some status-seeker. Then she'll find out how badass he is and forever be seen hugging and kissing his ankle.

Kankuro via some kinky chick who likes tattoos, bondage and dressing up as animals. What's with his kittykat hood?

Kasonic
05-09-2006, 02:58 PM
I'd assume Kiba, Kankuro, Ino, and Shikamaru/Temari would've all lost it. They seem like the 'wild' types, I guess.

I doubt Neji would fool around. He has a very focused personality, and is pretty damn cold. He seems like one of those virgin-until-marriage types.

Danse
05-09-2006, 03:00 PM
lol Musora Kai i like your theorys

i think Neji would have lost it at a early age cus he's just a cutie and i bet he's got loads of fangirls just waiting for him lol

Sasori
05-09-2006, 03:32 PM
Temari...to me =p

PhlegmMaster
05-09-2006, 03:50 PM
The only thing most people seem to agree on is that Tenten is a slut. I wonder why?

Sieg
05-09-2006, 03:51 PM
^That's Ino

Bankotsu_the_Great
05-09-2006, 04:00 PM
Jiraiya probably forced Naruto to smex one of the girls he gets while traveling. As a part of manhood or something like that, then, while secretly watching, Naruto is like, "WTF are you doing!" Jiraiya's like, "I'm gathering infomation, go deeper, she'll love it! And where are the tissues and lotion? Can't find them anywhere!"

Tokoyami
05-09-2006, 06:45 PM
Ino probably did every guy In Konoha :amuse.

xDIncluding danzo the elders and SAI? *pukes at the thought of that*

Tyki Mikk
05-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Probably Sai, due to his fixation with penises.

I'd bet on Naruto, though, since he did leave to be trained by Jiraiya....

Tokoyami
05-09-2006, 07:40 PM
I'd say sasuke might have....(who knows with oro around)
Ino: she seems like the kind of person that would do that

and shikimaru: becuase he is simply that awesome and he has temari....well unless gaara figured out about it....but then again shikimaru is still alive so...

Shidoshi
05-09-2006, 07:47 PM
There is no "Rookie 15".

Neji, Lee, and Tenten aren't part of the Rookie 9. Neji probably lost his V-status on his very first mission.

Now, of the Rookie 9 (Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura, Shikamaru/Ino/Chouji, and Kiba/Shino/Hinata), I'd say... Sasuke or Ino would have the best opportunities to...*ahem*...become "adult".

If Shikamaru weren't as lazy as he is (in Part 1), I'd have said him first, but he'd probably view smex with Temari as more than troublesome, considering how bossy she can get (to him).

BattousaiMS
05-09-2006, 08:19 PM
Let's see...

Shikamaru: Definitly either with Ino or Temari or both.

Ino: Most likely.

Naruto: Well he would be the guy to protect his virginity for Sakura, but with Jiraiya around you never know. I mean you really cant say no if a hot babe jumped in your bed no can you?

Sasuke: Well most likely he had some meat, the question is however weather the meat was of Orochimaru's or one of his prisonned slave girls.

Sakura: Most likely not, seems like she would wait for Sasuke for eternity, but maybe after this arc is over, she may not hesistate grabbing Naruto and going all the way.

Neji: If he did, it's either a Hyuuga or Tenten.

Rock Lee: Erm, given how he acts I wouldn't think so, if he did it would most likely be with Tenten.

Tenten: Either Neji or Lee.

Chouji: Well he isn't that good looking but he is bulky so having someone just went for a one night stand with him.

Kiba: Given that he acts like an animal, he most likely humped the first girl who bent infront of him.

Shino: ... the quiet types are always the most suspecious.

Hinata: Given her shyness, it is clear that she would be a whore after her first time, but who got the first dip, Kiba, Shino or Neji? It's either that or she gets raped, she is too weak to even prevent herself from such outcome.

Frozen222
05-10-2006, 01:48 PM
Tsunade raped Sakura at one point in time. A dominatrix thing for her training in endurance.

uncle jafuncle
05-10-2006, 04:36 PM
Naruto lost it to Jiraiya in sexy no jutus form.
Sasuke lost it to Orochimaru.
Sakura lost it too Tsunade and Shizune.

Neji lost his then put it back then lost it again before the series even started.
Lee reproduces asexually.
Tenten is Neji's fuck buddy.

Gaara has fangirls. You figure it out.
Temari didn't lose hers...she traded it for a lazy bum.
Kankuro hasn't lost his yet, but he does have a special puppet...and she doesn't mind swallowing or trying new positions so he's okay with that.

Kiba technically lost his if beastiality counts.
Hinata...she has to have raped Naruto in his sleep off-screen at least once by this point.
Shino hasn't gotten any, but that's his own choice. He's afraid his partner will bite his head off to feed their young at the climax.

Shikamaru never had virginity...it's too troublesome.
Chouji has never penetrated. He took "eat her out" too literally before they got that far.
Ino is a virgin. :notrust

Zaru
05-10-2006, 05:17 PM
Shikamaru never had virginity...it's too troublesome.


This deserves an ultimate lol and some rep.

bonedogil
05-10-2006, 06:35 PM
i'll leave team 7 out of it...
neji - i bet he took sasukes status as the ladies man after sasuke left:nod .
lee - NO WAY IN HELL, only with gai maybe. (sorry lee fans)
ten ten - dont know if she's a slut or not, but i'd say she has some expirience:wink .
ino - pre time skip, NO WAY . post time skip, has half the guys in konoha drooling:amuse .
shikamaru - i am kindda against all the naruto pairings, but shikamaru and temari just have something special
either it alredy happened or it will soon:wink ...
chouji - fatty no sex.
kiba - doggy style;} . but seriously, probably yes... he's a cool guy with a free spirit:)
shino - who knows, but doesnt that guy look like a pimp to you? (nothing against shino, i actualy quite like him)
hinata - who knows... she's shy, but from my personal expirience those are the craziest ones if u get to know their wild side ...
gaara - with all those fangirls, and being the head of a whole village... i'd say yes, but he does look kinda naive to me
kankuro - don't get me wrong, i like him but the man is a puppet master... i bet he created something alot better than ur avarage blow up doll:wink .
temari - unlike the rest of the chicks here she's a woman alredy... +shikamaru section above

ShinoRagnar
05-10-2006, 07:01 PM
Rock Lee ofc

He "releases" the "third gate" and then he shouts "Ohhh Gai-sensei I DID IT".


And then tenten gives him that strange look :P

Delta Shell
05-10-2006, 07:50 PM
You just know Ino's been giving it out to everybody and everything that dirty slag.

Kiba, Neiji, Chouji, Shikimaru, Hinata, Akamaru and that dude that sells masks. Especially him.

Dennis Pedersen
05-11-2006, 09:14 AM
I cant shake the idea of Kiba and Akamaru losing their virginity to eachother :(

jameshawking
05-11-2006, 09:15 AM
Naruto lost his to Ino O.O

Lady Azura
05-13-2006, 02:59 PM
Kiba: Given that he acts like an animal, he most likely humped the first girl who bent infront of him.

Ahaha probably!

And I can't seem to shake the idea that Kankurou has DEFINITELY lost his. He probably used his puppets to toy with some poor, unsuspecting girl...:notrust

He doesn't have fangirls (like Gaara), so he decides to use his chakra strings and puppets to get his way with them...:kukuku

Sho
05-13-2006, 03:31 PM
Naruto lost it to Jiraiya in sexy no jutus form.
Sasuke lost it to Orochimaru.
Sakura lost it too Tsunade and Shizune.

Neji lost his then put it back then lost it again before the series even started.
Lee reproduces asexually.
Tenten is Neji's fuck buddy.

Gaara has fangirls. You figure it out.
Temari didn't lose hers...she traded it for a lazy bum.
Kankuro hasn't lost his yet, but he does have a special puppet...and she doesn't mind swallowing or trying new positions so he's okay with that.

Kiba technically lost his if beastiality counts.
Hinata...she has to have raped Naruto in his sleep off-screen at least once by this point.
Shino hasn't gotten any, but that's his own choice. He's afraid his partner will bite his head off to feed their young at the climax.

Shikamaru never had virginity...it's too troublesome.
Chouji has never penetrated. He took "eat her out" too literally before they got that far.
Ino is a virgin. :notrust

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Pestilence
05-13-2006, 04:27 PM
Okay I think the following have lost their virginity
Ino
Temari
Ten Ten
Kiba
Shikamaru
Kankurou
kudos to the maker of this thread

itachisgirl4875
05-13-2006, 08:28 PM
omg what kind of question is this, but im sure they haven't done anything yet. no new relationships have formed during these past 2 years

NaruSakuROCKS
05-13-2006, 11:27 PM
Ino- as someone already said, did every guy
Sasuke- probaly molestes little boys as Orochumaru is Michel Jackson's re-encarnation, so yeah, he lost his viginity to a little six-year old.
Naruto- 'cus he travels with Ero-sennin
Gaara- just 'cus he's such a PIMP.

Coaxmetal
05-14-2006, 09:30 AM
Gaara has a harem! He is the f*%king Kazekage and now that he now that he is not killing people indiscrimanetly every minute of the day he has to put that energy into something, I say it is screwing.

Jio
05-14-2006, 10:36 AM
Am i the only one who thinks ino lost it to chouji?

Hmmmpth wat ever.

Unwritten Vagabond
04-26-2007, 01:50 AM
is he? well...you never know for sure....jk....when orochimaru's around...

Kyon
04-26-2007, 01:51 AM
Unless you count Oro, then yes.

Kakuzu
04-26-2007, 01:51 AM
You answered your own question.

Unwritten Vagabond
04-26-2007, 01:52 AM
You answered your own question.

damn right...but u still never know...

Saya
04-26-2007, 01:52 AM
Of course; he's 15.

Griff Hyral
04-26-2007, 01:53 AM
...Have you LOOKED at part 2 sasuke...

Unwritten Vagabond
04-26-2007, 01:54 AM
...Have you LOOKED at part 2 sasuke...

yeah, he looks like some gay jackass samurai.

Random Nobody
04-26-2007, 01:54 AM
Of course he is, he's asexual. :amuse

Kakuzu
04-26-2007, 01:56 AM
yeah, he looks like some gay jackass samurai.
This is an apt description.

Part 1 Sasuke: gay jackass ninja
Part 2 Sasuke: gay jackass samurai

Unwritten Vagabond
04-26-2007, 01:59 AM
This is an apt description.

Part 1 Sasuke: gay jackass ninja
Part 2 Sasuke: gay jackass samurai

in the future: still freakin' gay jackass pushing up daisies ninny samurai

OniTasku
04-26-2007, 02:01 AM
Meh, I think he is. The way he acts...it just seems like that of a person acting out because he hasn't had enough love (gotten to the point where he actually sees it as an unnecessary part of life).

PradaBrada
04-26-2007, 02:03 AM
what do you think?

Unwritten Vagabond
04-26-2007, 02:03 AM
Meh, I think he is. The way he acts...it just seems like that of a person acting out because he hasn't had enough love (gotten to the point where he actually sees it as an unnecessary part of life).

'love'? he rejects that. he doesn't understand. still gay

coriander
04-26-2007, 02:03 AM
Have to agree with Ryuujin`. ^_^

Unwritten Vagabond
04-26-2007, 02:04 AM
^_^ back atcha

Violent-nin
04-26-2007, 02:08 AM
So much Sasuke hate going around in this thread. :oh

As for the question, yes he probably is.

:kkbook

Roy
04-26-2007, 02:12 AM
lol yeah...

Random Nobody
04-26-2007, 02:14 AM
So much Sasuke hate going around in this thread. :oh

As for the question, yes he probably is.

:kkbook

I don't hate Sasuke, he's just REALLY fun to make fun of. :amuse

nightmistress
04-26-2007, 04:22 AM
As stated before, he's only 15. And while Kishi has shown how he'd look in sex with Sasuke-clone, he probably hasn't officially done the deed cuz neither Naruto nor Sakura's have been around him :ninja.

OniTasku
04-26-2007, 04:29 AM
'love'? he rejects that. he doesn't understand. still gay

Which is more or less what I said. Though, I'd say he is more asexual than anything.

Turnip Girl
04-26-2007, 05:09 AM
Of course he is!

Even Oro has standards. XD

MiNaC
04-26-2007, 05:16 AM
He's waiting for Alucard to turn him into a full-fledged vampire. >_>

nightmistress
04-26-2007, 06:32 AM
He's waiting for Alucard to turn him into a full-fledged vampire. >_>

:nosebleed :nosebleed :nosebleed

Don't put such smexy ideas like that in a fangirls head :yell.

Carpe Invictus
04-26-2007, 07:50 AM
Of course he is!

Even Oro has standards. XD

:rofl

Poor Saskay. :nuts

natwel
04-26-2007, 08:32 AM
well I think he's a virgin anyway. He probably will still be when he's 30 unless he wants some uchiha new borns.

hasn't had enough love (gotten to the point where he actually sees it as an unnecessary part of life).

Sometimes I think i'm at that point, and no i'm not 30, not even close

Vance
04-26-2007, 08:42 AM
Again, does Oro and the Sound 4 count? I swear, Sakon was doing more than hitting on the stomach.b :amazed

Onizuka
04-26-2007, 10:34 AM
90% of characters are virgins. And Sasuke is one of them.

ENDER3000
04-26-2007, 10:52 AM
no...he did Kabuto...>.>...who's a girl...

Onizuka
04-26-2007, 11:13 AM
Nuh, Tobi + Deidara rather.

the_sloth
04-26-2007, 11:19 AM
I wonder if the Ninja Academy ever taugh sex-ed. Maybe he doesn't realize that rebuilding his clan requires sex....with women

Franklin Stein
04-26-2007, 11:24 AM
no he is a virgin because he is gay

Gaara
04-26-2007, 11:28 AM
Why wouldn't he be. And Oro doesn't even count..

Zillidan-leba
04-26-2007, 11:33 AM
He's virgin he acts all anti social

Instant Karma
04-26-2007, 02:39 PM
I want to insert a dirty OroSasu joke....

but the way Sasuke acts, you know, like he's got a stick up his ass, makes me thinks he's still as pure as Snow White, minus the dwarfs.

Law
04-26-2007, 02:43 PM
Yes he is, and....fail.

Fai
04-26-2007, 02:54 PM
[Insert SasuNaru/OroSasu joke HERE]
Of course not he is :grin.

NaruSaku191
04-26-2007, 05:17 PM
very likely

leetlegit
04-26-2007, 05:24 PM
Sasuke is not a virgin cause of Oro. Now Oro(where ever he is...dead or alive) he is IN Sasuke. So Sasuke is now asexual.

naruto_bruin
04-26-2007, 05:24 PM
No way. I bet he was trying to restore his clan 24 hours a day 7 days a week while he was away. He's probably trying to restore the clan right now, seeing as he has a female on his team.

Harley Quinn
04-26-2007, 05:29 PM
Uh yeah, what is he like, 15?

Halibel
04-26-2007, 05:39 PM
Yes he is.... Butt Smex doesn't count.

Jaga
04-26-2007, 05:48 PM
lol.. i dont think sasuke would want anything until itachis dead

naruto_bruin
04-26-2007, 05:50 PM
Uh yeah, what is he like, 15?


That doesn't mean much these days.

Needless2say
04-26-2007, 06:40 PM
That doesn't mean much these days.

QFT.


Anyways, yeah Sasuke is most like still a virgin:love.

gesy hyuga
04-26-2007, 06:44 PM
ofcourse he is...he's saving himself for naruto:P

Sweeney Todd
04-26-2007, 06:48 PM
I doubt it. I bet that nigga had neden like a pothead has pot. LOL

Wolfy
04-26-2007, 07:06 PM
:oh
Are you serious?
Who the eff cares? He's a frickin manga character.

Yakushi Kabuto
04-26-2007, 08:46 PM
I think that he still is, too focused on revenge to think of sex. Besides, I do not picture him as the sort who would compitulate to someone he would view as his inferior.

bloodstains
04-26-2007, 08:47 PM
orochimaru stole his virginity. raped him hard.

~M~
04-26-2007, 09:29 PM
Orochimaru rapped his virgin booty hole....:blink

gesy hyuga
04-26-2007, 09:39 PM
:oh
Are you serious?
Who the eff cares? He's a frickin manga character.

manga is serious biznass:P

Bo shuriken
04-26-2007, 09:48 PM
Yeah, probably not....

bloodstains
04-26-2007, 09:50 PM
Orochimaru rapped his virgin booty hole....:blink

yes. and he bled

Haku
04-26-2007, 09:50 PM
yea he his, untill itachi dead no babies for sasuke!!

mystictrunks
04-26-2007, 09:54 PM
Basement dwellers obsessing over a 15 year old fictional child's sex life. Pathetic.

Fugsi
06-20-2007, 01:12 PM
Is it possible that Sakura still is a virgin? Although we all know she wants to see Sasuke's sexy-rasengan in bed, I can't imagine that such an outright slutty person like her to not have made someone lucky during that 2,5 years of traning when both Sasuke and Naruto was away.

There are a lot of handsome dudes in Konoha, and I'm sure Sasukra must at least have given someone a BJ. What do you guys think?

Amaretti
06-20-2007, 01:15 PM
:arg

Oh god, make it stop...

Seto Kaiba
06-20-2007, 01:17 PM
What kind of question is that!?

Vanillin
06-20-2007, 01:18 PM
You think Sakura passed the Chuunin Exams with her ninja skills?

Kubisa
06-20-2007, 01:18 PM
She's 15 you perv!

So no.

Deniz
06-20-2007, 01:18 PM
Good grief!

Jaz
06-20-2007, 01:19 PM
You think Sakura passed the Chuunin Exams with her ninja skills?

You win. :laugh

Namicho
06-20-2007, 01:19 PM
<_<.......

Lainex9
06-20-2007, 01:19 PM
i'm 21 and still a virgin, but by choice.

Doom Katon
06-20-2007, 01:20 PM
They are a bunch of kids at the end of the day...

Lucifer
06-20-2007, 01:20 PM
I loled at thread title

Hibari Kyoya
06-20-2007, 01:21 PM
lmao this thread wins lol

The Juggernaut
06-20-2007, 01:21 PM
wow just wow