Ronald McDonald vs. Colonel Sanders vs. The King

[Sublime]

http://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/images/ronald.gif
http://homepage.mac.com/ckkoay/musings/colonel.jpg
http://web.mit.edu/cms/bcc/uploaded_images/burger_king_farked-736470.jpg

Fight takes place at a parking lot, anything goes

[jkingler]

The Jolly Green Giant kills them all with the Asparagus Spear of Longinus.

http://www.gizoogle.com/media/jollygreen.jpg

[Rice Ball]

King wins :)

[Reznor]

I actually worte a comic at my workplace that ronald came into play in [sidetrack]

Anyway, Ronald wins. His magic can alter reality.

[Rice Ball]

But the kings so Generous!

[Gunners]

What ever fried chicken all the way.

[Molekage]

yeah, the colonel takes them all. KFC = kentucky fried clown/crown

[Reznor]

I like the King the most, but Ronald is clearly at a different teir of power.

I know the Sandertards won't realize it though.

[jkingler]

The JGG is getting robbed. :\

[Reznor]

The JGG is getting robbed. :\
Yes... robbed by the Hamburglar, who Ronald consistantly pwns. :huh

[CrazyMoronX]

Well, if the Green Giant was in this fight, I'd say he takes it. It's so large, and jolly, it's unbelievable!

Anyway, I'll go for the magical clown. While he is clearly the gayes, most homo mascot I've ever seen for fast food, his power is too much for these normal guys. Especially 80 year old Sanders.

[Shogun]

The colonel wins, why? because you need battle experience to be a damn colonel!

[Yammy]

Ronald wins, he can us emagic

[Etude]

King, he looks by far the scariest out of the three and the other two would be frozen in terror by his 'killing intent'.

Seriously anyone else think The King is freaking scary? That commercial on the skyscraper with the construction worker where the King pops out of the otherside of the girder...I really thought the guy was going to fall to his doom.

[zizou]

McDonald sucks. King pwns all of them.

[Suzumebachi]

The King. He stared down Darth Vader and made him cry. He can also grow to King Kong size.

[hayate-kun]

The King definetly!...He's so athletic!

[Brandt]

I'm going to have to give this one to the King. The King owns them all.

[RockLee]

One day The King, Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders went out and each ate his respective food. Each professed to the other why his food was delicious, and the conversation quickly turned to the other's food's faults. The King cited his superior fries and shakes, Ronald quoth the great variety and value of his burgers, while the Colonel stood firmly on the fact that nothing is quite as tasty as chicken, especially dipped in barbeque sauce and honey.

Soon, it turned ugly, where the King insulted Ronald's salty and greasy fries, Ronald insulted the Colonel's declining quality and lack of secret recipe, and the Colonel called into question The King's value in burgers.

Soon, an all out brawl began where The King summoned his sword and royal guard, Ronald called up his legion of clowns led by the Hamburglar and the Colonel fell upon the delusional inhabitants of the "Old" South.

The Colonel fell heroically at The Battle of the Bull Wings at the hands of Ronald's mystic clown magic. His fleeing and scattered army was routed by The King's imperial Whopper Guard, who were maneuvering to take a shot at Ronald's elite Klown Kollage troops.

Both The King and Ronald met in a titanic clash at the battle of Burken, the largest land battle anyone had seen to date, employing more than 600,000 Krass Klowns and Burgur Pawns&Fries. The battle quickly dissolved into a ketchup bath with wounded troops everywhere, their lettuce and patties all over the field. At the fortress of BigMeal, which both sides fought to capture (abandoned fortress that gave advantage to those that housed it that was convieniently abandoned), Ronald and The King fought.

Ronald uses his clown magic to confound The King with a multitude of court jesters, but The King fears not. He unleashes the Grilling Sword to cut through. Ronald uses his Magik Staff of Tomfoolery to disarm The King, and rushes at him, laughing wildly. The King is no pansy, however. He hits Ronald with the Nortic Ice Glob, and Ronald is stuck in place. Ronald howls in anger and his loyal guards, the Klown Korps, dash towards him.

"Tis too late" sayth The King.

With a mighty swing of the Grilling Sword, a yell and the delicious aroma of Angus beef in the air, Ronald is smitten.

Thus, The King rules all!

Fin.

[Pipboy]

Awesome Rocklee, you get points in heaven for that post. Now we need to have a "The King" against Itachi or some such, a lesson in a sense of humor it could be called.

[Toffeeman]

The King ftw. All he'd need to do is exclaim "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?" and the other two would flee in horror..

[Shadowfox]

Ronald McDonald.... not a fan of clowns, they scare me...

The Colonel...dead...so he loses by default..

The King...creepy...yet oddly intriguing (not to mention all the new commercials)

King wins this one XD

[Sublime]

For the sake of this battle we're saying Colonel Sanders is still alive and well with all of the dirty tricks he's learned in Kentucky.

[Gambitz]

Ronald McDonald owns hell kill everyone the king is just plain creepy

[Yamato]

You are underestimating Colonel Sanders aka Fried Chicken Alchemist... He takes that!

[Psyonic]

The King.

If He can score touchdowns in the Superbowl.

He can surely beat the fuck out of the ass-raping pedophile Mcdonald.

[Level 70 Orc Ninja]

The King fears no one. His presence is enough to make Ronald and Sanders shake in fear.

[The Space Cowboy]

Colonel Sanders went to town,
A riding on a pony.
Beat the clown and killed the king,
And took their lunch-money!

[RockLee]

Silly folks.

Colonel Sanders' only strength is the ability to recruit the South with his original chicken recipe. That isn't much of a strength, though.

Ronald McDonald has wicked Clown Magik (soon to be trademarked) and that is quite powerful. Not to mention that he has the Krass Klowns, the Klown Kollege and the vaunted Klown Korps, all easily transportable within 1 Klown Kar and is sustained on dollar cheeseburgers.

The King, however, is in a class all by himself. The King commands the Grilling Sword that emits grilling heat and the aroma of Angus beef. He also controls the Whopper Guard and thousands of Pawns&Fries, not to mention a legion of Angus Riders, all of whom are worthy knights riding on Angus Bulls. The King also has at his fingertips (limited; it's not his forte) the magic of the Slighty Slushy, yet Frozen, North.

The King clearly wins.

[Psysalis]

its all about The King


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/psysalis/burgerking.jpg

He pwns all

[Sunuvmann]

Rofl Good Job dude.

King most def, he is the ultimate Ninja.

1) He is fast, He can easily out run most defensive backs
2) He has stealth, It would take the King little effort to sneak into a building and would only be discovered if he wanted to to be so.
3) He can grow to King Kong size, Such size would allow him to stomp Ronald or the Colonel.

In short, Ronald can't touch him, he can hide or ambush, and he can smashy smash.

King FTW

[Blitzkrieg]

Silly folks.

Colonel Sanders' only strength is the ability to recruit the South with his original chicken recipe. That isn't much of a strength, though.

Ronald McDonald has wicked Clown Magik (soon to be trademarked) and that is quite powerful. Not to mention that he has the Krass Klowns, the Klown Kollege and the vaunted Klown Korps, all easily transportable within 1 Klown Kar and is sustained on dollar cheeseburgers.

The King, however, is in a class all by himself. The King commands the Grilling Sword that emits grilling heat and the aroma of Angus beef. He also controls the Whopper Guard and thousands of Pawns&Fries, not to mention a legion of Angus Riders, all of whom are worthy knights riding on Angus Bulls. The King also has at his fingertips (limited; it's not his forte) the magic of the Slighty Slushy, yet Frozen, North.

The King clearly wins.You forgot that The King has great football skills. :wink

[Psysalis]

Even more proof that the king pwns

http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/bk_DancingKing

[Kira Yamato]

^I've never seen the middle finger used so many times in a video in my entire life O_O

I'm going to have to go with the scary pedo clown, ha makes magics and lures away little children. He's claearly a force to be reckoned with.

[Warsmith Dameon]

Dude why are we even discussing this The King wins because he can warp anywhere at all times and Cournal and Gay Clown kill eachother and the worst food is left standing, He is the King of *France* so all he can do is run away(warp away in this case until he can get help, wendeys chick and a frekin star and he kills both of the others when they weak from fighting eachother)

[Envy]

The colonel wins. Bam. KFC gun. Fried king, Fried Ronald.

KFC - The only thing missing is u!!

[Spacey]

I say he dead,

Therefore Ronald wins

[kataimiko]

The King ftw.


that guy is fucking stealthy. O_O

[i_be_ninja_zabusa]

Id say the king, the way he sneaks up on people hes got stealth and speed, ninja skills baby.