Funny moments in Video games history.

[Genis-Vell]

Post a funny moment, that took place in any video game.

Any how in Xenogears when a warship is dropped on Id. Everyone are celebrating and joyful, even thou it cost them to lose their Warship. Out of now ware Id raises from the ground suspending the Warship in the palm of his hand and gives this line.

“That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... Take it back!" - Id

He then proceeds to toss it casually like if it was toy boat………..
(Keep in mind that this Warship is like several hundred times bigger then Id)

[Azure-kun]

I wont let you down Id.

I geuss metal gear solid twin snakes for gamecube really lite me up. everytime I zoom into meyrl's boobs I just gotta laugh. . . . :lmao

[CrazyMoronX]

When Sephiroth drops down and thrusts his sword through Aeris, I found that hilarious. Don't know why...

Anything Kefka does in FFVI is funny. The laugh, the poses... it's all good.


I also really liked that secret with Chun-Li in Beath of Fire. It wasn't funny though, I guess.

[Gunners]

On gta when cj talks about his fear of swimming from the time he was swimming and got a condom stuck to his face.

[Azure-kun]

On gta when cj talks about his fear of swimming from the time he was swimming and got a condom stuck to his face.

to sh!t that's funnyer then throwing migitz in "destory all humanz" :P

[Genis-Vell]

On gta when cj talks about his fear of swimming from the time he was swimming and got a condom stuck to his face.


lol!

I totaly forgot about that bro. That shit was funney:P


Here is one in GTA when you pay to have sex, as soon as the hooker walks out of the car, jump out and get your money back.

Its called unsatisfied customer bitch!

[Genis-Vell]

I wont let you down Id.

I geuss metal gear solid twin snakes for gamecube really lite me up. everytime I zoom into meyrl's boobs I just gotta laugh. . . . :lmao

And I find it funney how you get away in having such big avis.......even if your not a senior.


Teach me:wtf

[Azure-kun]

. . . how? :huh

[Ayami]

I can't help but find it funny that in FF7 they couldn't revive Red XVIII's father with a soft potion, and that they couldn't revive Aeris with a Phoenix Down.

Also naked Raiden in MGS:2 was funny as hell.

[Hyuuga Neji]

mgs2

"freeze"

*points gun a head*

"ehh, don't shoot"

i later found out that:

"freeze"

*points gun a crotch*

"ehh, don't shoot!!!"

also kicking the guards over a railing and seeing them fall

seeing raiden run around was more of a "WTF!? moment"

for mgs3:

shoving guards into electrique fences
thowing guards into quicksand
thowing guards that are asleep in the water
all those special things during The Sorrow's fight
when i put on the croc cap during ocelot fight
there is a way to get snake to try and molest eva (and hear her say "do you have a death wish!?" or "this isnt time or place for that!")
blowing up the supply houses
eating a mushroom and hearing snake yell "DAMIT PARAMEDIC IT"S POISONOUS!!!!"
any of the convos with paramedic or sigint about the camos, foods, movies and weapons.

also funny quotes from jak series and ratchet & clank series

"don't worry jak, i'll save you before you know it" ...... 2 years later..... XD

"i thought i'd stick around, catch a few rays"
"this isnt a game!!" *jak turns and stares blankly at the scene*

"Dr james reporting on experiment #13, this update is strictly clasified; if you are watching this, you're fired"

i'm sure i can find some more quotes and moments but that's enough for now


**EDIT**: for gta 4. as i went to the cubans for a mission, i still had my cuban gang outfit on since i couldnt be bothered to change it

so as i come in: "tommy! tommy! you dress like a woman! you have pantys like a woman!"

needless to say that all around him were guys dressed exactly like me :laugh

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Zelda: A link to the past.

Link: Oh, look, a chicken, haha *can i hit him??*

slash the chicken

Player: lol, I can kill chickens, bwahahahaha

massacres one poor lil chicken.

Player: He is fuckin inmortal, taht chicken. :angry

Then, suddenly, hundreds of brothers of the chicken comes to the rescue in a kamikaze attack.

Link: :omg

[Vegitto-kun]

I can't help but find it funny that in FF7 they couldn't revive Red XVIII's father with a soft potion, and that they couldn't revive Aeris with a Phoenix Down.

Also naked Raiden in MGS:2 was funny as hell.
Didnt sephiroth say something like ''those killed by my sword cant be revived'' And actually, in facts they don't die, I think they get knocked(games say that they fainted I think) so a phoenix down doesnt revive the death

[Chas3265]

Everytime I punch a mudcrab out in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

[Blind Itachi]

...Resident evil 4 ending...

when he wants to hit on Hunnigan... she just throws him away...

Leon: "The story of my life..."

:lmao

[Vegitto-kun]

...Resident evil 4 ending...

when he wants to hit on Hunnigan... she just throws him away...

Leon: "The story of my life..."

:lmao
I loved it when ashley basicly offered him sex and he just refused, i mean like wtf

[Hype]

I have alot of great moments but for now the first Serious Sam springs to mind when a boulder just misses you in a corridoor and he starts to whistle the Indianna Jones theme that crack me up

Also on Splinter cell chaos theory Sam needs to break open something and mentions that he did'nt bring a crowbar. Some one over the headset replys

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters"

A obvious refrence to Gorden Freeman laughed for hours about that one

[Blind Itachi]

I loved it when ashley basicly offered him sex and he just refused, i mean like wtf

Oh yeah!... that one too!... and when Sera does the "Ballistic" reference to her boobs!... :D

[Vegitto-kun]

Oh yeah!... that one too!... and when Sera does the "Ballistic" reference to her boobs!... :D
''I see that the president has equipted his daugher with ballistics''. RE4 was funny, leon's one-liners were so crappy XD ''where did they all go? Bingo?''

[NeoSlayer666]

The very first Resident Evil (Biohazard if you will). The American voice acting was awful......

Barry: What is this?

Jill: Blood?

Barry: I hope its not

Barry: Chris's blood.

and lets not forget the

WEEEEEEESSSSSSSKKKK KEEEERRRRRRR

hilarious XD

[Vegitto-kun]

The very first Resident Evil (Biohazard if you will). The American voice acting was awful......

Barry: What is this?

Jill: Blood?

Barry: I hope its not

Barry: Chris's blood.

and lets not forget the

WEEEEEEESSSSSSSKKKK KEEEERRRRRRR

hilarious XD
''JILL dont open.................that door''

''jill you master of unlocking take it with you.''

Now the most legendary Resident evil line


''YOU ALMOST TURNED INTO A JILL SANDWICH''

[Blind Itachi]

...Phoenix Wright: Ace attorney is full of funny crap!... when the first guy that is guilty starts to feel the pressure he takes out his toupee (sp.) and throws it a Phoenix like it was a shuriken! ... XD...

[BladeofTheChad]

the funniest things in games are from MGS3: Snake Eater...

[Blind Itachi]

the funniest things in games are from MGS3: Snake Eater...


...me and my friends blasted our asses off with the intro of Snake Vs. Monkey! :rotfl

[Chas3265]

Elderscrolls IV:Oblivion

Just right now my friend was trying to talk to an unconcious guy(a main character so u cant kill him he just goes unconcious) and it zoomed in on the guys crotch and started talking to him.

[Sumoni]

Kingdom Hearts 2:
Sora to Hades: You lowlife!
Hades: You're too kind

Auron to Sora: I suppose I should thank you
Sora: Aw, you don't have to.....
Auron: Okay I won't
Sora: Ah!! You could thank me a little
Auron: You should say what you mean

Any time Donald gets hit

FF7:
Cloud's crossdressing adventure

Guilty Gear X2:
Most of the fights, the characters are just hilarious

The Bouncer:
Sion: I'm a bouncer. I'm ready to put my life on the line!
lmao

[Kirsten]

Anything from GTA: San Andreas. :laugh

Smacking the crap out of animals on Animal Crossing with a bug net.......or pushing them into a pitfall. :kukuku

Oh, and let's not forget knocking out people in Splinter Cell! Especially with sticky shockers (a guilty pleasure).

[CarolinaB]

In Metal Gear 3 when Snake get's almost orgasmicly and completly carried away talking about the gun EVA give him, the funniest part is that she's standing right next to him showing some huge clevage but he just plain ignore her. Silly Snake!!

In Kingdom Hearts 2:
In Atlantica I dunno if anyone think the same as me but, I just found very funny how Sora and Ariel appeared to be inadvertedly flirting.

And when you have to go to Trons world a second time, when Leon is doubfull of leaving Arieth alone guarding the computer, the way she looked at him and how he respond, I just found it hilarious!
In Mokey Island series, pretty much everything!!

[Blind Itachi]

...When I got the Infinite Rocket Launcher in Resident Evil 4...

...I equiped it and turned 180° to do my first shoot... and somehow the recoil killed the merchant... :lmao... I just heard someones moaning and his body hitting the ground...

[ryne11]

Andrei Ulmeyda's intro in Killer7

"Were talkin' guys who beat off 4 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!"

[RockLee]

There was this shooter which was so badly dubbed. Omg. I'll get the name as soon as I can, but it was hilarious all the way through.

"Muscle bound...not me."
"Damn!"
"Hold me...or vice versa!"

:laugh

I gotta find the game name. It's pretty rare, tho.

[Azure-kun]

I thought my mom how to play with Itachi in freakin naruto narutimate 3. withtin 3 minutez she pwned me and sent me to do my homework while she pwned kyuubi naruto with hinata.

[AdreneLyne]

In Final Fantasy 7:

When the fat bald guy was airhumping on the bed while trying to choose between, Cloud, Tifa, or Aeris to have bundles of fun under the covers with.

[Keramachi]

"Wanna go for a ride?"
"Umm... not really."
"Not really what?"
"A ride."
"A ride, yeh! We're goin' for a ride!"

An exchange between Mr. Barrel and Conker in Conker's Bad Fur Day for N64.

[Azure-kun]

the scene in dragon land where sora'z about to cry for mulan havin shang. . . he must miss kairi, I had to laugh about that for sho.

[Dirk Diggler]

Discworld.

[SSJLance]

One of the funniest moments I can remember in a game was when I was playing the Chronicle of the Sword or whatever it's called in Soul Calibur 3, and I was up against Yoshimitsu which was at level 60 (all of the Soul Calibur characters are) and all of the Soul Calibur characters are usually really tough (for me at least) and in the middle of the fight Yoshimitsu did a flying attack and fell off the stage and I won!

[Lunatic Pandora]

Anything in Disgaea. That game makes me laugh everytime i play it

[Wander]

Orthopedic underwear from FFVII was pretty funny.

[Shogun]

In oblivion, just killing civilians, i am not sure why it is funny.

Battlefield 2: C4ing the crap out of anyone.

[xeno]

Resident Evil one, when Barry helps jill in the room with the falling ceiling and he says "You almost became a Jill-sandwich." Greatest quote ever.

[Blind Itachi]

Resident Evil one, when Barry helps jill in the room with the falling ceiling and he says "You almost became a Jill-sandwich." Greatest quote ever.
...that was already posted...

..well...

...Some things in Um Jammer Lammy (like her excuses for being late)...

[Giant Enemy Crab]

Lying to Zelda in ocarina of Time was pretty funny.

[Azure-kun]

Lying to Zelda in ocarina of Time was pretty funny.


the experssion on her Pixle face was pricless.

super smash bros being Cracked me up. . . Dolls fucking each other up. . .simply beutiful :amuse

[Ravmaster]

the neverending stairs in mario at the last bowser n u aint got enough stars i got so pissed and i got tired of going down here....

[Blind Itachi]

Snake: "Hey... You're that ninja!..."

...so obvious that it was fun!...

[Chamcham Trigger]

Funniest moment in video game history for me was in Samurai Warriors, you have to play it with the english voices, and it's the last board for Kunoichi's "bad" route. The acting was just horrible, then she meows at the end for no danm reason :laugh

[danthegenin]

Splinter Cell: CT is a pretty funny game. Especially when his age becomes the subject of conversation.