Chuck Norris vs. the Juggernaut

[YamiNaruto]

first watch this then choose http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15862

chuck or the juggernaut, who will win!

[Gambitz]

this is the most ridicolus thread i have ever read lol :laugh :laugh
and its pretty ovious who the victor is ,this goes to chuck noris one round house kick from chuck noris and the Juggernaut is done

[Genis-Vell]

Here is a another Chuck Norris Fact.

Cyttorak. Was the name given to Chuck Norris when, round house kicked everyone to submission.

Their for Juggernaut is powered by Chuck Norris and not Cyttorak

[CrazyMoronX]

Sorry, I cannot succumb to the trendiness that is making Chuck Norris godlike.

Juggernaut wouldn't even notice he killed Chuck Norris. He'd accidently step on him.

[Insipidipity]

Sorry, I cannot succumb to the trendiness that is making Chuck Norris godlike.

Juggernaut wouldn't even notice he killed Chuck Norris. He'd accidently step on him.
How about Vin Diesel or Mr. T then?

[LegionOfTheUnderworld]

I hate chuck norris. Fact: Before Chuck norris second coming he wasn't even winning against movie fighters like Jet Li in the outskirts.


Juggernaught ftw.

[Havoc]

The Juggernaught, Bitch.

[omg laser pew pew!]

The germs in Chuck Norris' sneeze was the god that gave Juggernaught his powers

Enough Said

[Hype]

Sorry, I cannot succumb to the trendiness that is making Chuck Norris godlike.

Juggernaut wouldn't even notice he killed Chuck Norris. He'd accidently step on him.



Finally and i thought these forums had gone into Norris is god bleugh

Juggggs ftw

[thevassago]

This is not a fair fight. Who hell is juggernaut? This is Chuch Norris bitch. One round house kick and it is gg.

[Spacey]

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
There is nothing under Chuck Norris beard, just another fist.


Anyhow Chuck Norris will simply roundhouse kick Juggernaut in to oblivion he could killl 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 X Infinity, Juggernauts.

[uncle jafuncle]

If we're talking X-3 juggernaut then I sincerely believe Chuck Norris would win.

[~ Masamune ~]

Juggs ftw^^ Chuck thing is getting old..

[tdultima]

didnt even read this thread just came in and voted for chuck norris

[Valdens]

Nice Vid. As for the battle....Smoker Prime owns them both.

[superattackpea]

chuck norris could take a thousand juggernauts

[OniTasku]

Stop it with the Chuck Norris already. You're killing the already dead fad. Just stop it already.

Juggernaut. -__-

[hazakura]

IM DA JUGGERNAUT B*ATCH lol that vid is too funny

[Hangatýr]

I mess you up wid mah pimp cane!

[EXhack]

Chuck Norris does not bend reality with his roundhouse kicks. And Bruce Lee beat him up already. Juggernaut can tear Lee apart, so why not Chuck?

[Nice Gai]

I saw this awhile back but it always makes me laugh when I cosplay Gai I always tell people that they cant defeat as long as I got my Jamaican colors on!

[Shogun]

Chuck Norris for the win, he rounhouse kicks a hole in the space time continum and then punches the juggernaut in it. The hole seals up, end of bout.

[Nice Gai]

Does someone have Chuck Norris contact information he really needs to read these threads?

[CrazyMoronX]

Juggernaut can't lose! He's the Juggernaut, bitches! :mad

Roundhouse kick only effects mortals, and people in the real world. Juggernaut exists in a reality of his own, where he is invincible. If Chuck enters that world, he is bound to those rules. If Juggernaut enters our world, he re-writes reality, and is still invincible.

Juggernaut is just that badass.

[Toffeeman]

Norris baby.

[Weedy]

The germs in Chuck Norris' sneeze was the god that gave Juggernaught his powers

Enough Said

rofl:laugh :nuts

[Last of the Uchihas]

Chuck Norris FTW!

[Hagane Kotetsu]

Well duh! Chuck Norris! It only takes a kick in the crotch of the juggernaut bitch to get pwned! i mean seriously, if u have huge strength u have sensitive.... so one word for jug--->ouch!

[Ashura]

Simply put Chuck Norris would unleash the beast all over Juggernaut and send him to the afterlife.

[zizou]

Juggernaut can't lose! He's the Juggernaut, bitches! :mad

Roundhouse kick only effects mortals, and people in the real world. Juggernaut exists in a reality of his own, where he is invincible. If Chuck enters that world, he is bound to those rules. If Juggernaut enters our world, he re-writes reality, and is still invincible.

Juggernaut is just that badass.
^ rah, that's all :mad :nuts

[Pinkaugust]

chuck norris kills ninjas and eats their hearts,,

[warcraft]

Sorry, I cannot succumb to the trendiness that is making Chuck Norris godlike.

Juggernaut wouldn't even notice he killed Chuck Norris. He'd accidently step on him.

i agree with all of that

[The Space Cowboy]

Sorry folks...but Angels sing out when the Chuck descends. Juggie loses hard.

To defeat the Chuck it took...Two Miar, -every single Power Ranger-, The Black Knight, a Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Hulk Hogan, Spock, Vader, Kirk, the Rock, and Doctor Octopus, not to mention Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan.

In the beginning there was nothing. And then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it so hard it became something. Chuck FTW.

[Yammy]

Chuck without his beard, then Jugs wins.
Chuck with his beard, Jug dies along with a dozen other people

[Spacey]

Sorry folks...but Angels sing out when the Chuck descends. Juggie loses hard.

To defeat the Chuck it took...Two Miar, -every single Power Ranger-, The Black Knight, a Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Hulk Hogan, Spock, Vader, Kirk, the Rock, and Doctor Octopus, not to mention Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan.

In the beginning there was nothing. And then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it so hard it became something. Chuck FTW.


You forgot Benito Musolini asnd the Blue Meanie

[Water Elemental]

Juggernaut ftw. :thumbs

[hayate-kun]

Juggernaut ftw. :thumbs

Are you trying to eradicate Juggernaut with your choice?...Chuck Norris can headbutt himself into the past to dropkick the juggernaut as a baby!

[Etude]

The whole Chuck Norris thing is getting old and stupid...Juggernaut wins.

[Azure-kun]

this whole chuck is god thing is simply killing your brain cellz. Juggz' nuttz is made out of dimands. a kick in the ballz would just kill norris in the process. then again neither one of these loserz stand a chance againts my Cum of disaster. all I need is 2 hoes to suck meh off and the wolrd goes kablewy!

[hayate-kun]

this whole chuck is god thing is simply killing your brain cellz. Juggz' nuttz is made out of dimands. a kick in the ballz would just kill norris in the process. then again neither one of these loserz stand a chance againts my Cum of disaster. all I need is 2 hoes to suck meh off and the wolrd goes kablewy!

eheh:sweatdrop...how did that post end up like that?

[TheChoji]

this whole chuck is god thing is simply killing your brain cellz. Juggz' nuttz is made out of dimands. a kick in the ballz would just kill norris in the process. then again neither one of these loserz stand a chance againts my Cum of disaster. all I need is 2 hoes to suck meh off and the wolrd goes kablewy!

.........Juggernaut wins because his anal rape tears into Chuck's heart. Yeah, it's that big......

[hayate-kun]

.........Juggernaut wins because his anal rape tears into Chuck's heart. Yeah, it's that big......

it'd be kinda sad if it wasnt...:oh

[Blitzkrieg]

Juggernaut FTW he'll step on Norris

[Azure-kun]

juggz. rapin him fore about 3 minutes would be to much for norris

[Psysalis]

lol that was a great vid
Haha aint that a bitch im katchup motha fucka i'll zap yo dumbass

lol that part killed me
my vote is for jugg

[Lord Prime]

Chuck Norris is in the top 10 of great kung Fu, he owns the Juggernaut.

IM CHUCK NORRIS BITCH!!!!

[DarkerDragon]

Juggernaut, easily. Stupid Chuck Norris fan boy topics.