Whackiest devil fruits

[Hissatsu]

not to be confused with the proably existing, "create your own devil fruit" thread that is proably out there, this thread is for people to come up with the whackiest fruit powers imagenable.

my first one is a zoan fruit, the squirel squirel fuit.................just picture that.

[jaks5555]

what would be the human-squirel mode, lol that would be a laugh a gaint squirel.

can't think of any think to top that other then the chicken chicken fruit (zoan) lol a man size bird

[Tenrow]

Don't forget about the Oda talk in Volume 2, the paramicia fruit of the bad jokes :P