View Full Version : Magneto Vs. Hogwarts....Yes...HOGWARTS GODDAMNIT!!!
The Transporter
02-17-2006, 12:20 PM
This is another nonsensical matchup brought to you buy, the Transporter :p.
Okay, this battle makes about -256 sense, but, what if Magneto decided just to roll up to there front door, and take over Hogwarts......What? He likes the view?
Now Hogwarts knows SOMTHING'S coming, and that it's powers have somthing to do with metal, but, no further :p.
So, discuss!
Or flame.....probably ignore...
-Simon
Rice Ball
02-17-2006, 12:22 PM
He'd kill them all
CrazyMoronX
02-17-2006, 12:27 PM
Are we forgetting that Harry Potter or the principle or whoever (I don't keep up with this shit) knows that instant kill spell?!? :amazed
Yeah that wins all his matchups for him.
Beyond that, I'd say Magneto rapes their asses. :thumbs
The Transporter
02-17-2006, 12:36 PM
Well technically, ALL of the teachers of Hogwarts know the spell, and, how to perform it. However, it is an "Unforgivavble" Curse, so, they don't lol. In emergancy's though, they whip it around like no tommorow :p.
I would thing a Man flying in the sky hurling metal objects at you would be an emergency....
-Simon
Blood Dawn
02-17-2006, 12:39 PM
.....
ROFL!
First off, its "Avada Kedavra". Second off... they are all getting raped.
Seany
02-17-2006, 12:39 PM
Hogwarts win.
Keiryu
02-17-2006, 12:41 PM
yea i know hogwarts would win.
Rice Ball
02-17-2006, 02:17 PM
pfft
That Death spell took time
Plus that castle is full of swords and other shit, he'd butcher anything in sight within a few seconds :)
Gunshin
02-17-2006, 04:04 PM
Magneto can kill them all from the opposite side of the world.
EvilMoogle
02-17-2006, 04:10 PM
"Avada Kedavra" can be blocked (it's a bolt of green energy), Magneto's quite good at moving stuff around to block.
Actually, every offensive spell seems to shoot a beam of energy in HP, so assuming they can all be dodged/blocked, a shield of moving metal bits makes Magneto invincible.
Though to be fair, if the challenge is to "take over" there's quite a bit of wiggle room as to how to what it takes to accomplish this. Does killing everyone in the school count, or does he have to convert students?
The Transporter
02-17-2006, 05:15 PM
I think a good guidline would be to take over hogwarts with MINIMAL Damage to the Building and human life. He wants the place standing, so he can have the view ^_^. And, he needs servants, why not slightly superior homo-sapiens?
So, basically, as long as HE IS IN POWER, he has succeded ^_^.
-Simon
Gunshin
02-17-2006, 05:18 PM
I think a good guidline would be to take over hogwarts with MINIMAL Damage to the Building and human life. He wants the place standing, so he can have the view ^_^. And, he needs servants, why not slightly superior homo-sapiens?
So, basically, as long as HE IS IN POWER, he has succeded ^_^.
-Simon
So Magneto is not fighting to kill but the Hogwarts people are? Whats the condition for Hogwarts?
The Transporter
02-17-2006, 05:37 PM
Well, Mag's has to kill at SOME point, probably the staff, maybe some extra's(Cerebrus, for example). With them out of the picture, I can't imagine the students being a real threat(Students:OMG< he just took the IRON OUT OF DUMBLEDORE'S BLOODSS!!! OMGWTFBBBQ!/1/1/1;okas;dfoi).
Well, actually, o that note, Harminey's(Yes, I have no F'ing clue how to spell her name :p) little time "trinket" is banned.
As for Hogwarts victory condition, when Mag's is disabled/dead/forced to retreat, they win.
For some reason, all I can picture of this fight is a kitty Magneto killing everyonein the school.....
-Simon
Shidoshi
02-17-2006, 05:44 PM
Well, Mag's has to kill at SOME point, probably the staff, maybe some extra's(Cerebrus, for example). With them out of the picture, I can't imagine the students being a real threat(Students:OMG< he just took the IRON OUT OF DUMBLEDORE'S BLOODSS!!! OMGWTFBBBQ!/1/1/1;okas;dfoi).
Well, actually, o that note, Harminey's(Yes, I have no F'ing clue how to spell her name :p) little time "trinket" is banned.
As for Hogwarts victory condition, when Mag's is disabled/dead/forced to retreat, they win.
For some reason, all I can picture of this fight is a kitty Magneto killing everyonein the school.....
-SimonIt's "Hermione".
Things like electronics and science are said to not work at all on magically protected grounds like Hogwarts and stuff. Magneto's ability to even find the place would be dependent upon how a "mutant human" is classified in the "Magic/Muggle" system. If he's a mutant muggle, does that mean he'll fall prey to the protection around the area of England where Hogwarts is (in other words, would he be able to see it in a fly-over of Europe? Would he fall prey to a memory charm if he got close enough?)
Assuming he even got over that obstacle, his manipulation of magnetism might be negated by magic. Magical spells can do anything except revive the dead and create real love, so Dumbledore'd probably know a spell to negate all of Magneto's powers within school grounds. In that same vein, the spells cast seem to be in light form, and photons are forms of electromagnetic energy which must obey Magneto's will by virtue of his powers.
This is why you never see stuff like this in Wizard magazine.
jaks5555
02-17-2006, 06:15 PM
Magneto can kill them all from the opposite side of the world.
lol yeah i argree Magneto would just make a metal sheet around the school and crush it into a tiny ball before they can do anything about it. hogwarts can't sense it as magneto is not doing magic smile-big
Magneto would win...Goddammit people...spellcasters are rubbish
FireEel
02-18-2006, 06:53 AM
Magneto can't even find Hogwarts...its anti-muggle charm would repel him, and all he sees of that magnificant castle is nothing more than some ugly ruins.
If he DOES get past Hogwart's many level of defenses, Ginny could take him down very easily with a Bat-Boogey Hex.
tri-sapphire
02-18-2006, 07:03 AM
Magneto would win...Goddammit people...spellcasters are rubbish
...Dark Schneider disagrees with you :notrust.
Rice Ball
02-18-2006, 07:16 AM
...Dark Schneider disagrees with you :notrust.
Without his technology to augment his spellcasting.. :)
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