A random hobo armed with a Spikey dildo VS a Blind adult Kangaroo with a Gatling Gun

[Kagutsuchi]

Who would win?

Rules:

-The Kangaroo has the ability to actually shoot.

-The random hobo's dildo is as sharp as a dull kitchen knife.

-The random hobo has basic ninja skills.

-The Kangaroo has unlimited bullets.

Battlefield- A forest filled with owls that say 'o rly?'

[Reznor]

The Kangaroo.

Blindness barely does anything to affect the Kangaroo, due to the lack of accuracy required to hit with a gatling gun.

futher more, the trees provide no/little protection due to the guage of the gun being about to destory trees in a few rounds.

The hobo can't afford to get in close due to the range+power of the gun.

Also, the knifes dullness makes it so that the hobo has barely gained an advantage once/if he does get in close.

[TDM]

Is blood lust on?

[Piekage]

The Kangaroo would win. As Reznor said, you don't need to see when you have a gatling gun. Add to the fact that it have unlimited ammo, the hobo is screwed in seven different directions. The hobo has no way of getting up close without being torn apart.

[omg laser pew pew!]

How the hell would the Kangaroo hold the Gatling gun anyway?

Hobo FTW

[mUcHo LoCo]

kangaroo senses his presence and shoots the hobo and the spikey dildo only scratches him

KANGAROO>>> umm a hobo

[CrazyMoronX]

Does the hobo get jobber aura? (I don't even know what that means, but I felt trendy)

Kangaroo wins easy. Reznor explains it all!

http://home.comcast.net/%7Ejbryan55/Reznor.jpg

[Shogun]

Got to go with the hobo for the win. I mean, battle experience has to count for something!

[Kagutsuchi]

bump :S

[Gunners]

The kangeroo doesnt need the gun, he could gut the guy blind of not.

[Countach]

The kangeroo doesnt need the gun, he could guy the guy blind of not.
??????
anyway the kangeroo easily wins

[monk3]

dude, if the hobo knows ninjitsu, then he wins cuz he can totally rock the kangaroo because he can move from tree to tree

[omg laser pew pew!]

No one has explained to me how the kangeroo will even hold the Gatling gun

[Jeltz]

No one has explained to me how the kangeroo will even hold the Gatling gun

You don't hold a gatling gun -- it's too heavy. Instead you place it on the ground before firing. And he rules said that the kangaroo could use it somehow.

Kangaroo for the win. Not only has the kangaroo superioir arms I think it could win without any gun.

[I.P. Standing]

Basic ninja skills cant over come the gatling gun's ability to pwn shit.

[Ram]

Afro Samurai could do well against a Gatling gun, but he's exceptional.

[Thanatos]

Why was this thread bumped?

[Ram]

I have no idea.

[Sasori]

Because it's legendary.

Anyway, I agree with Rez.

It's very rare for him to be wrong.

[I.P. Standing]

ROFL!

Someone linked me this, and I forgot to look at the date....:sweatdrop