Cosgrove (Freakazoid) vs Chuck Norris

[Amatsu]

FINALLY! Chuck Norris get's defeated!

Nothing can defeat Cosgrove. Just one simple "Hey! Cut it out!" and Chuck Norris runs away whimpering like a freakin' dog with his tail between his legs.

[Zoro]

Cosgrove winsjust because I want to see Chuck defeated!

[Reznor]

What will Cosgrove doooooo?
What will COSGROVE DOOOO?!?!?
WHAT WILL COSGROVE DOOOO?!?!?!!?!?!

Answer: win

Cosgrove will outsmart Norris.
Cosgrove knows how to be in the right place at the right time.

[Weedy]

HA! Cosgrove is just a fart of chuck norris that came 2 life!

btw what is Cosgrove???

[Amatsu]

Bah Cosgrove is FAR more powerful than Chuck Norris could ever be! Nothing beats Cosgrove.

And Cosgrove is the cop from Freakazoid Weedy.

[Reznor]

HA! Cosgrove is just a fart of chuck norris that came 2 life!

btw what is Cosgrove??? You say that about Cosgrove... without knowing who he is?