View Full Version : Bruce Cambell v The Punisher
Rice Ball
01-21-2006, 05:23 PM
Bruce Cambell, the legendary zombie killer.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000844IT.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Against Marvels comics Punisher.
http://www.davedevries.com/Dave/Marvel%20Comics/Punisher.jpg
http://www.visimag.com/exclusive/images/fb161_punisher.jpg
Rules, set in an Urban area, Bruce gets his Boomstick and his Chainsaw, Punisher gets his normally array of weaponry.
Gooba
01-21-2006, 06:13 PM
Bruce .
~ Masamune ~
01-21-2006, 06:16 PM
Punisher....
BladeofTheChad
01-21-2006, 08:43 PM
this isnt even fair...Punisher doesnt stand a chance...
Rice Ball
01-21-2006, 09:00 PM
I was going to say
Punisher againt 200 Undead
V
Bruce Cambell against 200 drug dealers
Who would finish first
Havoc
01-21-2006, 09:27 PM
Bruce would win in any situation. If it was Bruce vs. Marvel Universe he would still win. I new era begins.....The Bruce Era
UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja
01-21-2006, 11:54 PM
Punisher vs 200 undead
Fires all his ammo to little effect. Gets swarmed.
Bruce Campbell vs 200 drug-dealers
Makes a steam powered abomination. Wins by default.
Gooba
01-21-2006, 11:59 PM
Bruce Campbell > TOAA+Thanos/w IG and HotU+MacGuyver /w 3 items and all with prep.
TheChoji
01-22-2006, 12:01 AM
Ash< Math Quiz........sorry guys.......Bruce isn't the smartest one in the litter.
UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja
01-22-2006, 12:16 AM
Ash< Math Quiz........sorry guys.......Bruce isn't the smartest one in the litter.
He's pretty damn smart. Just from Army of Darkness, he managed to make:
- a power gauntlet capable of crushing a goblet;
- a steam powered killing machine with rotating front propellers;
- gunpowder;
- some sort of device that stores limtless supplies of shotgun and rifle ammo.
All with medieval technology. Except the last one. It's a plot hole, but I added it in for filler.
Rice Ball
01-22-2006, 08:31 AM
Bruce Campbell > TOAA+Thanos/w IG and HotU+MacGuyver /w 3 items and all with prep.
Thats like > the Christian God!
Gooba
01-22-2006, 08:55 AM
Thats like > the Christian God!Exactly :oh
Jef88
01-22-2006, 09:06 AM
hehe good one gooba
bruce for the win for sure boomstick and chainsaw for the win :amuse
NarutoMark
01-22-2006, 10:46 AM
bruce would win easily~!
Shishou
01-22-2006, 12:04 PM
Bruce Cambell has a chainsaw hand.
Give me some of that sugar, baby.
vagnard
01-22-2006, 01:29 PM
Dolph Lungren (a.k.a Ivan Drago) was the protagonist of Punisher the movie (the original)....so Punisher wins by default.
Bruce Cambell can't deliver a line as cheesy as this:
The Punisher: You're a good boy, Tommy. Grow up to be a good man. Because if you don't... I'll be waiting. (Imagine with Dolph's 's acting ability. an emotional range that stretches from A almost to B)
ydraliskos
01-22-2006, 04:19 PM
Bruce had to recite a spell at one point, and he didn't remember the last word, so he just pretended to cough as he said it, just in case it would work.
It didn't work, and caused a huge army of undead to appear, led by his evil clone, and siege the castle he was staying, so in order to rectify his mistake, he killed them all.
TheChoji
01-22-2006, 11:31 PM
He's pretty damn smart. Just from Army of Darkness, he managed to make:
- a power gauntlet capable of crushing a goblet;
- a steam powered killing machine with rotating front propellers;
- gunpowder;
- some sort of device that stores limtless supplies of shotgun and rifle ammo.
All with medieval technology. Except the last one. It's a plot hole, but I added it in for filler.
Yet couldn't remember three simple words from a very famous movie, and to take only 7 drops of the vial, not eight.
CrazyMoronX
01-23-2006, 11:16 AM
Due to my alliances with the Bruce Campbell FC, I am not authorized to make an intelligent debate on this.
Bruce wins by default.
Comic Book Guy
03-04-2007, 07:54 PM
Why do you have to revive already-concluded topics?
well, shouldn't Punisher have ultimate Jobber Aura now since he's got the Cap's mask? or is that only if he wields the shield?
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