Ultimate Sasori vs Asia

[CrazyMoronX]

Another ever popular ninja vs country threads! Except this time, he's fighting an entire continent! :nuts


Sasori's set up:

Combined chakra of Kisame and Naruto.

Healing abilities better than Kubota + Tsunade, as well as all jutsus, rebirth included.

All the abilities of Yamato, control over wood.

Gaara's sand control + auto defense.

100% mastery of Kage Bunshin.

Shikamaru + Itachi + Kakashi intelligence level.

Sharingan and Byakuugan, 100% mastered and all inherent jutsus, including Hyuuga specific jutsus such as Kaiten.

Kimmimaro puppet.
Kazekage puppet.
Chiyo's 10 super puppets.

1 month prep-time.

vs

Asia

Nukes not allowed. Everything else goes.

[martryn]

Asia would fucking butcher him. They'd fire bomb him or something. There are plenty of different bombs and shit that would fuck him up, plus tanks and planes and shit. Nepal alone could take him.

[goldmember]

just get a couple hundred fighter jets to send out heat seeking missile on the battlefield to rush him... he wont know what hit him = no more sasori and no more kage bunshin no jutsu clones

[Tousenz]

Shouldnt you have given him Yamatos abilities. I mean hes wood...can't exactly have a better healing factor than that.

[CrazyMoronX]

Shouldnt you have given him Yamatos abilities. I mean hes wood...can't exactly have a better healing factor than that.

Good point, I'll add that in! :wink

I originally made it Kimimaro, but changed my mind to Sasori, and left some weird stuff in there Sasori wouldn't really use... but whatever.

[Insipidipity]

Africa yea, asia, HELL NO.

[Paracetamol Boy]

I'm giving this to Asia. Nuclear warheads? Overkill.

[Yak]

Asia wins without much efford. They have the terracotta army after all! :yell :laugh

[CrazyMoronX]

People must have no imagination these days.

Nuclear warheads? I ruled those out.

Cruise missles? You kidding me? Iron Sand + Gaara's sand shield would stop any projectiles, bombs, air support, or otherwise. And it would swat planes out of the sky like flies. Easily.

Kimmimaro puppet would kill Japan by itself! It's practically invunerable.

Tanks? LOL. Gaara's sand would srew up the works, Iron sand would render them useless, they don't even have to pierce the armor of the tanks to stop them.

All Tsunade's jutsus include summoning the giant splitting near invunerable slug as well. That could take out a city itself.

Face it, Sasori wins, by the power of prep-time.

Using his prep-time, he can make soldier pills to replenish his massive chakra, if it even runs out.

[Yak]

Uhm... why exactly do you think the Kimimaro-puppet is invulnerable? Because the bones are harder than steel? Do you think Asia is not capable of destroying something that is a tad harder than steel? o_O

[CrazyMoronX]

Uhm... why exactly do you think the Kimimaro-puppet is invulnerable? Because the bones are harder than steel? Do you think Asia is not capable of destroying something that is a tad harder than steel? o_O

It'd be difficult to destroy it totally, as it is a puppet now, and even penetration of his skeleton and super armor wouldn't kill him.

Plus, Kimimaro can control his bones enough to create bone thickness of variable widths. I'd like to see Asia penetrate (or anyone for that matter) something as big as the dance of the seedling ferns. It was hundreds of feet in length and width, and harder than steel.

I imagine Kimi could make a shield of variable widths to protect himself with as well.

[Keyser Söze]

sasori would own asia in a matter of hours, lol. with all those abilities, it wouldn't be a problem. without them, it still wouldn't be that much of a problem.

[Jeltz]

Cruise missles? You kidding me? Iron Sand + Gaara's sand shield would stop any projectiles, bombs, air support, or otherwise. And it would swat planes out of the sky like flies. Easily.

If Gaara was even close to that powerful he would have killed Deidara in less than a second. Deidara doesn't fly at supersonic speed.

He could shield himself against the bombs though. But the entire asia just has to get a single bomb close to Sasori to kill him. I think that they would eventually succeed.

[CrazyMoronX]

Sasori isn't Gaara. Sasori is Sasori, and with the combined intelligence of the three smartest known ninjas, and the chakra of Kisame + Naruto.

I guess he wouldn't be able to figure out the trajectory of an airplane though. :thumbs