What the One Piece Characters Would Never Say Thread

[SeruraRenge]

Because we all need something pointless to do once in a while.

I might as well start it.

Usopp: My this-fight-is-getting-me-all-excited disease is coming on.

Luffy: Well, this guy is WAY stronger than us, and we obviously have no chance of winning. I give up.

Vivi: Man, my island is such a barren wasteland. I actually wanted to save this place?!

Zoro: BANKAI!

I also have some in my sig. They're from K-F's "Never Say" thread.

[Uchiha-Itachi648]

Zoro: Gomu Gomu No.....Santoryu! smile-big
Luffy: Food? No thanks.

[Masaki]

This thread has no potential to be funny.

Why? What WON'T a One Piece char say?

[Vince Johnson]

nun of them say "lets fucc" i guess dat chit happen behind da scenes.

[Masaki]

nun of them say "lets fucc" i guess dat chit happen behind da scenes.

Sanji probably has said the second closest thing, though.

[meekozy]

Luffy: Fuck this, let's take a detour and go to Hawaii!
Zoro or Tashigi or Mihawk: BANKAI!!!
Sanji: Sorry Nami, I'm gay
Usopp: My nose isn't the only thing that's super long ^^
Choppa: Aww, screw you guys, you can all just take care of those cuts by yourselves, I quit
Nico Robin: Give me a hand
Nami: OMFG Sanji is teh smex!

[Masaki]

Sanji: Sorry Nami, I'm gay
Usopp: My nose isn't the only thing that's super long ^^
Nico Robin: Give me a hand


These there are ingenious, but...

Nami: OMFG Sanji is teh smex!

She would say that to get something out of him.

[Shogun]

Luffy: arrrigato (pirate style)

[meekozy]

She would say that to get something out of him.

Oh yeah.....I forgot that.....but try imagine if she really meant it. But oh well, to me Sanji IS THE smex.......well, the smex if he doesn't have the curly eyebrows XD

[jaks5555]

Luffy: Sorry buy i don't want any food
Zoro: Right i told you we end up in the right place if you follow me.
Sanji (to Usopp): Hey, Lets get in on.

[Narutomasterfan71]

Sanji: Fuck girls i could really go for a penis right now
Sanji: (Thinking) "Man i really hope they don't find out i just pretend to be straight as a cover up....Luffy you'll soon be mine....hee hee...
Ussop: Man I'm constantly alone and because of my huge nose girls don't find me attractive...time to go to my room on the ship and beat my meat...
Luffy: Although i may act simple and couragous i'm really quite the genius, oh and by the way...there is one "special part" of my body that can stretch sweety pie...and i'm talkin length and width...(winks)
Zoro: God I'mmmaaajfljdsafkl so drunkkeked waht disddd i dooeoeoo lasstast nighhttt, (Ussop sleeping under zoro's arm) ...aohhhaosfhhh goddddd!

[Uchiha-Itachi648]

my body that can stretch sweety pie...and i'm talkin length and width...(winks)
Zoro: God I'mmmaaajfljdsafkl so drunkkeked waht disddd i dooeoeoo lasstast nighhttt, (Ussop sleeping under zoro's arm) ...aohhhaosfhhh goddddd!

lol, some disturbing shit right there:cry

[Masaki]

Sanji: Nami-san, I- *ahem* Mah Mah Mah~ want to date you.

[meekozy]

Choppa: FUCK! How come I never get paired with anyone? Don't people realize that Crack Pairing is the greatest thing ever happened to mandkind?
Luffy: Fuck you, I give up, let's go home