View Full Version : Wondering about Jutsus becoming Perverted
mnorth
01-02-2006, 06:43 AM
I wondered because of this thread: Sex with clone - Incest or Masturbation by Raspeh
I just wondered... This Jutsus I'm about to list down can be made perverted... It's self-explanatory..
Ino's jutsu
Henge no jutsu
Any Replication Technique but I dunno with sand and bug replication
Byakungan
Puppet Techniques
And I wonder what it will be called in this situation:
1. Ino uses her Shintenshin no Jutsu to Sakura. Then Sakura(Ino) and Ino's Dad made love after. Is it considered incest?
2. Ino's dad uses his Shintenshin no Jutsu to Ino. Then Ino(Ino's Dad's) and Chojui's Dad made love all night. Is it considered yaoi or what?
3. Say Naruto henged to Sakura then accidentally had sex with Sasuke. Is it considered Yaoi?
4. What if Sasuke henged to his mom and had sex with his dad? Is it considered yaoi, incest or both?
5. Sasori made her mom into a puppet right - ? If he had sex with it, is it considered masturbation or incest?
If you know more jutsus that can be used for perverted purposes, please state it below. And please answer my questions.
martryn
01-02-2006, 07:01 AM
Wow, this is... odd. Umm...
1. I'd say that it's incest. I mean, Ino is experiencing sex with her father, and what happens to Sakura's body happens to Ino's, right? I'd imagine both bodies would orgasm.
2. It'd be gay, but I don't think that that is the definition of yaoi. Both fathers would be guilty of pedo.
3. Again, no. Definately gay though, but maybe not for Sasuke.
4. Sasuke would be in the wrong, but they'd both be committing incest, I guess. Sasuke would also be gay. And I don't know if you can blame Sasuke's father for any of it.
5. I think Sasori would be a necro.
This is what the philosophical forum is all about!
My two cents:
1. Ino's doing the incest part, Ino's dad's just hitting it.
2. Ino's dad here manages to rape his daughter and being gay at the same time. A masterpiece of freaky fan fiction right there. Choji's dad is either pedo (pre-timeskip) or just plain lucky (post-timeskip).
3. "Accidentily" doing Sasuke would be gay on Naruto's part, but not yaoi, I think. In my mind, yaoi (as opposed to homosexuality) has got to with the bodies involved.
4. That's gay incest evilness on Sasuke's part, performing his husbandly duties on his dad's part.
5. That's masturbation with serious issues.
mnorth
01-02-2006, 07:23 AM
More Questions:
1.) What if Orochimaru takes over the body of Sakura, and makes love with Naruto..? Is it yaoi or just plain sex?
2.) What if Orochimaru takes over the body of Ino's dad, and makes love with Ino? Is it incest or just plain sex?
3.) How do you define TonTonxPakkun then?
4.) What about if Naruto henged to a horse with a 21 inch-long penis and had sex with Sakura, is it animal abuse or just a sex game?
Kush P
01-02-2006, 08:23 AM
The First Questions
1. For Ino I'd say yes, all female bodies can be the same but its the mind that decides to have sex with the father. For Ino's dad, I'd say its child molesting.
2. Same as 1, I think just a bit different.
3. Unless in some really crazy situation, sex cannot be accidental, it can either only be forced or chose to...If sasuke fell on top of sakura-naruto, coincedentally penetrating him/her at the process, I dont know. If naruto chose to, then yes..
4. Both...
5. Nah masterbation..a very disturbed masterbation...
Who knows though, we can say its perverted or not right and all...But in their world, every ninja knows how to use henge, or any other jutsu's that has this type of poetential since early in life...Its probably natural and normal to them...
Vespertine
01-02-2006, 08:34 AM
Be careful not to drown in the depth of your philosophical musings. :notrust
Kush P
01-02-2006, 08:39 AM
Sorry...Cant help it sometimes you know? But I try not to ok?
Heartgobbler
01-02-2006, 08:46 AM
Erm, shouldn't this thread be in the bathhouse?
There may be some minors reading, and some of your ideas are really sick...
mnorth
01-02-2006, 08:52 AM
Let's wait for the mods to transfer this. I don't have the power to transfer it... And how come nobody is willing to answer my questions?
Dommy
01-02-2006, 09:00 AM
The questions are a little weird to me. :sweat
Let's wait for the mods to transfer this. I don't have the power to transfer it... And how come nobody is willing to answer my questions?
Hey, don't tell me the author of "The 65th pressure point - a hyuugacest" is sulking!
I'll try the rest too. Here we go.
1 & 2. With Orochimaru, nothing's plain sex. He has a too ambigous sexuality, too interchangable gender and too long tounge to be considered plain in any context, let alone sexual. Just call it Orochimaruphilia or something.
3. I define that as zoophilia. Doing it outside your biogical race. I also define Pakkun as pretty damn desperate.
4. That's Sakura abuse, dude.
What's up with these questions anyway? Preparing another bath house only fanfic?
rimpelcut
01-02-2006, 06:07 PM
this thread makes me horny
the problem is there is no clear definition for incest or homosexuality. Incest is sex with people with the same dna or just sex with close relatives but they could be also close family friends in other words a perversion or voyeurism.
homesexuality could be psycological meaning the minds are the ones that are gay or the body makes them gay meaning that someone beeing posessed by ino where to have sex with the same gender is gay and not ino.
Kagutsuchi
01-02-2006, 06:13 PM
this thread makes me horny
same here, if i had the power to do kage bunshin and henge o boy...
mnorth
01-02-2006, 10:09 PM
Hey, don't tell me the author of "The 65th pressure point - a hyuugacest" is sulking!
I'll try the rest too. Here we go.
1 & 2. With Orochimaru, nothing's plain sex. He has a too ambigous sexuality, too interchangable gender and too long tounge to be considered plain in any context, let alone sexual. Just call it Orochimaruphilia or something.
3. I define that as zoophilia. Doing it outside your biogical race. I also define Pakkun as pretty damn desperate.
4. That's Sakura abuse, dude.
What's up with these questions anyway? Preparing another bath house only fanfic?
it's actually 64th. or i mistyped the title? hey can u help me ith my grammar? thanks...
Quoll
01-08-2006, 04:54 AM
Not sure how to answer any of em.
rimpelcut
01-08-2006, 11:18 AM
you can't but yeah it's fun imagining things
Quoll
01-09-2006, 02:58 AM
you can't but yeah it's fun imagining things
But these things...O.O
Razgriez
01-09-2006, 04:07 AM
same here, if i had the power to do kage bunshin and henge o boy...
Really... what would you consider that? Masterbation or what?
I mean its having sex with a completely seperate entity that you created and formed into the opposite sex. I guess it would be considered as incest. :/
But it eally probably falls under highly disgusting and disturbing that your screwing some sort of clone of yourself thats the opposite sex.
Quoll
01-09-2006, 06:44 AM
The part when you add parents in...makes you wonder if they do daughter swapping or some crap.
Rice Ball
01-09-2006, 04:49 PM
This thread always cracks me up when i read it :)
mnorth
01-16-2006, 06:06 AM
this thread makes me horny
YOU MEAN THIS MAKES YOU:
1. Ino uses her Shintenshin no Jutsu to Sakura. Then Sakura(Ino) and Ino's Dad made love after. Is it considered incest?
2. Ino's dad uses his Shintenshin no Jutsu to Ino. Then Ino(Ino's Dad's) and Chojui's Dad made love all night. Is it considered yaoi or what?
3. Say Naruto henged to Sakura then accidentally had sex with Sasuke. Is it considered Yaoi?
4. What if Sasuke henged to his mom and had sex with his dad? Is it considered yaoi, incest or both?
5. Sasori made her mom into a puppet right - ? If he had sex with it, is it considered masturbation or incest?
1.) What if Orochimaru takes over the body of Sakura, and makes love with Naruto..? Is it yaoi or just plain sex?
2.) What if Orochimaru takes over the body of Ino's dad, and makes love with Ino? Is it incest or just plain sex?
3.) How do you define TonTonxPakkun then?
4.) What about if Naruto henged to a horse with a 21 inch-long penis and had sex with Sakura, is it animal abuse or just a sex game?
:amazed ?HORNY?:amazed
And please feel free to ask some questions... or else the thread wouldnt be fun.
rimpelcut
01-16-2006, 08:04 AM
yeah to the core.
If ino would do the wolf sounding jutsu thingy and go into the brain of kakashi whereafter kakashi(ino) copies the wolf guys(with the red stripes) jutsu and transformse himself into a wolf and after that makes clones of himself then they squirt on hinata (that actually is orochimaru) is it considered normal bukake, lesbian bukake, female bukake, gay bukake, beastiality bukake, henge bukake + a gay mastrubating or + lesbian or + wolf or + female?
mnorth
01-16-2006, 08:34 AM
yeah to the core.
If ino would do the wolf sounding jutsu thingy and go into the brain of kakashi whereafter kakashi(ino) copies the wolf guys(with the red stripes) jutsu and transformse himself into a wolf and after that makes clones of himself then they squirt on hinata (that actually is orochimaru) is it considered normal bukake, lesbian bukake, female bukake, gay bukake, beastiality bukake, henge bukake + a gay mastrubating or + lesbian or + wolf or + female?
WTF? dude? finally a good question.. but please, rephrase it, its too horny for me.
rimpelcut
01-16-2006, 08:46 AM
Ino goes in>kakashi> copys/ transforms in wolf>clones>squirts on hinata(that is orochimaru in disguise)
orochimaru=men or women?
kakashi=women or man? or wolf?
is it normal bukkake, gay bukkake, beastiality bukkake, lesbian bukkake, a ninja shower, or something else?
Also if orochimaru had raped ero sennin who in turn gave a creampy to the mother of neji would the bukkake be lesbian rape, gay rape, incest or just family fun?
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