Make your own random Philosophies of life~

[AmenoKitarou]

I think that thw world functions according to invisible rules. And those rules are often discovered or guessed and put into nice words called philosophy.

Make your own random rule that you think control certain events in the world.

Put them into nice words or don't even bother. Jus post up your philosophies of life.



eg. Taking a crap always feels better on a cold toilet seat.:wink i dunno~



EDIT// try to post up your own random ones instead of the old ones. :amuse

[hesd]

"There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of water and another sting his finger received. Another man who's standing nearby told him to stop saving the arachnid. But the man said: "it is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should i give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up loving, don't give up your goodness, even if the people around you sting.

[Dommy]

Be happy forever. :amuse

[kapsi]

"There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of water and another sting his finger received. Another man who's standing nearby told him to stop saving the arachnid. But the man said: "it is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should i give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up loving, don't give up your goodness, even if the people around you sting.
That kind of people always was useful to others.

[AmenoKitarou]

"There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of water and another sting his finger received. Another man who's standing nearby told him to stop saving the arachnid. But the man said: "it is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should i give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up loving, don't give up your goodness, even if the people around you sting.

That was really really beautiful:cry

[Leen]

This is what I learned from a good friend of mine.

A life not shared is a life lost.

[FrouFrou]

This is what I learned from a good friend of mine.

A life not shared is a life lost.

ohhh, yes that´s true :)

[furious styles]

life is like a bocks of chocolates

[Sir.Cruz]

A saying my ol' grandad taught me.

"Always be a good person. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. One of your friends might have enough vodka for you guys to have a party."

It really is true too. :amuse

[neko-sennin]

In words, mine goes something like this:

1‘Sayeth the Gods of Hondo, Thou shalt not be a poser, nor shalt thou be Counterfeit, Trendy or Politically Correct; thou shalt come original.

2‘Thou shalt not fuck thine ass or thy sheep, nor shalt thou fuck thine own brother or sister, or thy father or thy mother, nor any other of thine own bloodline, lest thine offspring be Hicks.

3‘Thou shalt not fuck the dead.

4‘Thou shalt be more than thou art.

5‘Thou shalt remember the Days of Kaméhaméha, to keep them fun.

6‘Thou shalt not listen to country music, and thou shalt ban country music to stop inbreeding; nor shalt thou listen to disco, for all disco endeth in broken bones.

7‘Thou shalt settle all disputes by playing Rock-Paper-Scissors.

8‘Thou shalt go faster by not going slower.

9‘Thou shalt know thy enemy.

10‘Thou shalt not swallow.

11‘Thou shalt not be afraid of a guy who hath never been in a mix.

12‘Thou shalt use duct tape only for good, and never… well, just occasionally, for evil.

13‘Thou shalt enter all Spooky Doors.

14‘Thou shalt dare to be stupid.

15‘Thou shalt greet all Jehovah’s Witnesses, and all other religious nuts, whilst petting a toaster and making cute little cooing noises. If they doth ask thee about thy toaster, thou shalt disavow all knowledge of thy toaster.

16‘Thou shalt let thine actions speak louder than thy words.

17‘Thou shalt not have the Power of Attorney over first-graders.

18‘Thou shalt fuck authority and question the answers.

19‘Thou shalt come forth, not fifth, or thou shalt be last.

20‘Thou shalt not tolerate intolerance.

21‘Thou shalt let the Wookiee win.

22‘Thou shalt not breathe.

23‘Thou shalt not shit.

24‘Thou shalt not abuse the sacred words of “Ni!” “Ping!” and “Neewang!”, nor shalt thou shout them at helpless old ladies.

25‘Thou shalt be easily amused.

26‘Thou shalt think what we tell thee to think.

27‘Thou shalt kick ass and take names.

28‘Thou shalt not commit adulthood.

29‘Thou shalt move forward, not backward— upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

30‘Thou shalt corrupt the youth.

31‘Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols.

32‘Thou shalt disregard the Twenty-Second and Twenty-Third Commandments.

33‘Thou shalt think happy-thoughts.

34‘Thou shalt not ask why the chicken crossed the road, for it is the chicken’s right as a sentient being to do so.

35‘Thou shalt master thy ass.

36‘Thou shalt live forever, or die trying.

37‘Thou shalt gloat over all special items thou receiveth, and thou shalt hold them over thy head for all the world to see.

38‘Thou shalt watch out for those low-flying special fx.

39‘Thou shalt not talk to strange turnips.

40‘Thou shalt pity da foo’.

41‘Thou shalt listen to the voices in thy head.

42‘Thou shalt not ask a stupid question, lest thou receiveth a stupid answer.’

Just try to live by them for a while, and see how long your sanity holds up! :D

PS: Over the next 2 weeks, I can't guarantee how often I'll be able to check in here, but I will still try to post at least 3 chapters of the Book of Hondo each week.

[keikun17]

Do not seek revenge, it will seek you

[rimpelcut]

you can see life as a struggle or as an adventure

[poona]

I know this isn't a quote thread, but my life's philosophies are based around quotes so... here you go.

'What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger." Take on every challenge and every battle, conquer them all. Let nothing stand in your way and crush all those that oppose you.

"We are all dying, so start acting now!" - Geoff Thompson. This is self explanitory. Life is too short to sit around and whine about how under privillaged you are, get to work and start achieving while you still can!

"Aim for the stars, because then at least you get somewhere close." - Geoff Thompson. Again, self explanitory. Aim for the highest, you may not get to be the greatest but you would have at least gave it your all and made it worth while.

"Anything could be explained by science, but it would be without meaning. It would not make sense. It would be like trying to describe a Beethoven Symphony in sound waves." - Albert Einstein. I know I've used this quote dozens of times but its great. Anything can be explained by science, but we wouldn't be able to comprehend them with our soul. There would be no passion of any kind if it were all explained by science.

Thats pretty much it.

[AmenoKitarou]

you can see life as a struggle or as an adventure
hehe true~ that saounds like Melissa from Rune Soldier Louie~ XDDD
"Life is a battle! If you don't take your chance you will never grasp true happiness!!"

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[Jones]

necroplillism is not just a hobby, to some, it's a passion.

[AmenoKitarou]

what's necroplillism? O.O

[rimpelcut]

for some it is grapes, for some it is rapes

[Ha-ri]

If it gets bad, bolt.

[NashNinja]

Those who matter, do not judge. Those who judge, do not matter.

There are a million substitutes for strength, but no substitutes for wisdom.

If someone is going to make it big, it may as well be you.

True justice is not in crushing evil, but in upholding good.

Do not completely trust first impressions. People can always be more than they seem.

The fool is the person who believe you are destined to also become a fool, while great people will believe that you too can become great.

Do whatever it is you want, as long as you do not infringe on other peoples' ability to do the same.

In one place or another, anything is possible.

Work smarter, not harder.

If you say you can't do it, you're most likely right.

Fight to defend what you stand for, not to assail what you don't.

Treat others with common respect, no matter how wretched they may be.

[AmenoKitarou]

"You don't have to be one's friend for him to be yours"

(another way of saying "you can still be nice to ppl who hate ur guts")

[Eden Prime]

Life isn't as real as your dreams. You dreams must consist of Ideals. Revolutionary Dreams are created, and sustained by Philosophical Ideals. Your dreams can run you life more than anything else. Thus metaphorically, causing your dreams to be more real than everyday life. [/personal philosophy]

[Eden Prime]

Life isn't as real as your dreams. Your dreams must consist of Ideals. Revolutionary Dreams are created, and sustained by Philosophical Ideals. Your dreams can run your life more than anything else. Thus metaphorically, causing your dreams to be more real than everyday life. [/personal philosophy]

[Paracetamol Boy]

You are the only person who can make you happy.

A thing will always be in your way until you actually need it.

[AmenoKitarou]

hmm nice~ XD

[rimpelcut]

Chicks dig the voice, brothers dig the lyrics.

[CrazyMoronX]

Life is like a pile of shit.

It's ugly, stinky, and brown.

May contain peanuts.

[Paracetamol Boy]

I agree with you on that one, crazymoron. But up until now I was always under the impression that life was a light greyish-hue. I don't think shit comes in that colour though, so...

Alright, another one:

In the big picture, nothing really matters.

Expired goods are still palatable one day after the best by date.

You are your harshest judge.

[memback]

you can see life as a struggle or as an adventure

To me i see it as a struggle. Becuase life is hard and its pwns my face. Cynasicm and my sig.

[rimpelcut]

it's a struggle because there is unfinished bissnes. When you try to lift a 1000 pound stone it is an adventure. when you quit and it becomes unfinished bisnnes it becomes a struggle. a memory thats all.
when you try to impress a girl and you struggle for words you have quit to be yourself and start trying to find out of mid air the answers. this is struggle and this is why people refer to religion.

[Rotc Girl]

In words, mine goes something like this:



Just try to live by them for a while, and see how long your sanity holds up! :D

PS: Over the next 2 weeks, I can't guarantee how often I'll be able to check in here, but I will still try to post at least 3 chapters of the Book of Hondo each week.

amen, true words of wisdome

[Rotc Girl]

and now some words of my own:
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying "Damn...that was fun."
I got that from a mag, but I figure it will work here.

[Rotc Girl]

yet another:

reality is but conjecture based on random data that may or may not exist. we are as the cave men chained to a wall, what we see is merely a shadow of true reality.

and another:

nothing, not even reality, exists without a system to observe it

[Rotc Girl]

im so board
life sucks and then you die

my grandma once told me: "Never spit into the wind."

[AmenoKitarou]

We live for the sake of dying.

Everyone dies at the end of life, therefore it can ultimately be seen as a goal of life...

Did that sound either EXTREMELY wierd, or insanely debatable...lol

[earthshine]

the higher you are when you fall, the harder you hit the ground


death is inevitable, so dont't live in fear of it

[slimscane]

I have one, well, it is not so much a philosophy as it is a fact. Anyway, here it goes:

If you manage to hold your breath for exactly 27min 42sec then you will gain the ability to fly! Or breath underwater, you get to choose (as if anyone wouldn't pick the former), just think about the one you want as you are doing it.

[AmenoKitarou]

Above....O_O I find it hard to beleive.......itz jus....out of my abilty...

[Leen]

Success is how high u bounce back when u hit the bottom.

[rimpelcut]

I have one, well, it is not so much a philosophy as it is a fact. Anyway, here it goes:

If you manage to hold your breath for exactly 27min 42sec then you will gain the ability to fly! Or breath underwater, you get to choose (as if anyone wouldn't pick the former), just think about the one you want as you are doing it.

here is another: if you succeed in missing the ground you learn how to fly.

[Rotc Girl]

to Loco: 42 forever!!

Some more I thought up:

Death is a reminder to live.
I you're gonna screw it up, make it a big one.
Duck tape is the ultimate power tool.
All you need in life are duct tap and WD-40.
The only person who makes a mistake is the one who fails to learn from a mistake.

[rimpelcut]

rotc girl what did you call me?

suffering is when you fail to solve a problem. You tense the muscles as if it gives power, you make the head heavy as if it is busy thinking. Why do we not see the reality of suffering? because we see failure as suffering. If you fail to get rid of suffering, you make the suffering more.
if you see failure around each corner then the world will inslave you. If you see failure and succes in between, the world is yours.
Why? because you are not clinging to failure: you are not clinging to suffering and the opposite of suffering, joy. Both are illusions born out of greed to solve problems. If your greedy you do not think of anything except yourself. But one must think of the other(problem,people,world) to help oneself.
They are illusions because problems are not meant to stress over. Only you cry. Therefore my quote:

"In life there is only happiness, because life is happiness"

[Dark_wolf247]

My philosophy:

Nothing in life is unexpected. If you feel it is, you were just too dipshitted to foresee.

[Hellcrow]

The meaning of life is to enjoy the moments of break you have in a stressfull life, or something like that...

[Rotc Girl]

rotc girl what did you call me?

suffering is when you fail to solve a problem. You tense the muscles as if it gives power, you make the head heavy as if it is busy thinking. Why do we not see the reality of suffering? because we see failure as suffering. If you fail to get rid of suffering, you make the suffering more.
if you see failure around each corner then the world will inslave you. If you see failure and succes in between, the world is yours.
Why? because you are not clinging to failure: you are not clinging to suffering and the opposite of suffering, joy. Both are illusions born out of greed to solve problems. If your greedy you do not think of anything except yourself. But one must think of the other(problem,people,world) to help oneself.
They are illusions because problems are not meant to stress over. Only you cry. Therefore my quote:

"In life there is only happiness, because life is happiness"

I thought thats who you are, oh well, sorry.
and now my philosophy:
Happy is he who understands why.-unknown

[rimpelcut]

why what? ```~~` and who is 42?

[Paracetamol Boy]

Life is a subtle dream and death is the ringing ice-cream van.

[rimpelcut]

wow that is deep kori, I never thought of it like that since it doesn't make sense lol

[Ha-ri]

I just thought of this one:

Live smart or be stupid.

[rimpelcut]

oow thats deep, i'm getting horny

[AmenoKitarou]

Here's one for loco who's getting horny.....

hmm......sex always feels better after some porn....?

[Chaos Saiyajin]

Life is like a prostitute, you don't get anything unless you pay for it. :amuse

[AmenoKitarou]

Above:.......don't u mean u don't get paid unless you work for it??? O.O

[TsunadeChic]

My philosophy? Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. :)

[princesstaco]

"If you see a stranger, follow him."

~Ed, Cowboy Beebop

[rimpelcut]

"If you see a stranger, follow him."

~Ed, Cowboy Beebop

and get raped in a dark alley

[rimpelcut]

Here's one for loco who's getting horny.....

hmm......sex always feels better after some porn....?

I don't need porn, I can become horny at will. It's something I picked while training cultivation of male sexual energy. ow yeah

[Chaos Saiyajin]

Above:.......don't u mean u don't get paid unless you work for it??? O.O

I mean that if you want something, you've got to give something up to have it. Ex: You've gotta give up money to buy something...Unless you kill the person and steal it that is...:laugh

[shadowtyphoon23]

failure can be seen through a mirror.

[rimpelcut]

wow extrapolate./\

love is a reflection of yourself in another person.

[omni1337]

Noone knows the answers to thier existence so why don't we all stop trying and stop wasting our lives trying to figure it out.

[kame-hame-ha]

we are dead...
we will live again...
we were living, then we died, and when we wake up again we are in normal life...

[Batman]

Life is like a penis. You've got to get the most out of it while your young, and medicate it so that it can function while you're old.

[Bya Bya]

The point of life is love. That is the reason we are here. If you have not loved, you have not really lived. Love is the greatest blessing, loneliness is the greatest curse. (C) Byaku Hime 2006

[rimpelcut]

the formless become the many

[Ecnafoo]

love those you trust, trust those you love and live every day like you were going to die for it.
Heres somthing my friend told me
"you live, taxes happen, you die"

[rimpelcut]

there is no such thing as honesty

[AmenoKitarou]

All events in life is like sex. The better it feels, the shorter it lasts....:cry

Here's something from NOIR
"Love can kill people, but hatred can never save them."

[Dommy]

Try to enjoy as much as one can. :)

[rimpelcut]

hahaha all these quotes contradict eachother. ,ow look I made another quote, narly

[AmenoKitarou]

loco: haha ur rite :amuse

[mnorth]

I'd make a Eleven Commandments (with regards to sex)

I. Thou shall not have sex with an animal.
II. Thou shall not have sex with underage women, especially kids.
III. Thou shall not have sex with overage women, especially fat grannys.
IV. Thou shall not have sex with your father and mother.
V. Thou must not use a condom while having sex.
VI. Thou shall not force a women to have sex.
VII. Thou shall not have sex with whores.
VIII. Thou shall not have sex with you neighbor's wife unless she is widowed and still cool.
IX. If you will be in a threesome, do it with You + 2 girls, not You + 1 Boy + 1 Girl
X. Dont have sex with a gay or straight male.
XI. Ask a woman first if she agrees to make it a sex video.
XII. Enjoy sex to the fullest.
XIII. Respect Women, Motherfucker!

[Trias]

Eat. Drink. Pee.

[Dommy]

Try to do my best in everything. :)

[Beren]

Everything in the world is subjective, Knowledge merely forgets this fetter.

[mnorth]

Eat. Drink. Pee.

Also mine:

Wake Up, P.Necessities, Eat, Work, Eat, P.Necessities, Sleep, Wake Up....

but due to NF:

NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF, NF.....

[Master Scorpion]

We live in earth because of the purposes that God gave to us before we were born in this earth.
Every human has their own purposes.. and they will do everything to fullfil their dreams with hardworked
Life is really hard. I made a poem that I wrote 2 years ago.



Flowers are not always beautiful and
blossomed with grace and majesty
Someday they would wilt and fall

Birds flying and soaring with their mighty
wings
But someday they would land on their feet
on earth in searching for foods

Humans do not always live on glorious and
happy lives sooner they will work hard for
their own sake of life

~Raonel aka LP

[mUcHo LoCo]

sleep ur life away and itll be a nice one

[Level 70 Orc Ninja]

Those who have seen it may not understand it.

Those who understand it may not have seen it.

[haunted]

Don't care about what happens cuz it doesn't matter anyway, no it just doesn't matter anymore, then a black widow will come to you and say "just do what needs to be done, do not hesitate"

[mUcHo LoCo]

we're all gonna die in a nuclear war, live it up while u can

[Dommy]

Try to be satisfied with things I have got now. :)