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CrazyMoronX
12-27-2005, 01:34 PM
Ok, before you say something stupid, read the following list of conditions:

None of them have super powers.


No Thing.
No Hulk.
No Juggernaut.


They are all at their previous states.

Obviously Banner has the edge here in smarts, but Ben was a pretty muscular guy before he got thingzored. I don't know much about Cain though...

They fight hand to hand, no prep-time for anyone.
Insipidipity
12-27-2005, 02:24 PM
No prep time means Bruce is a dead man. Cain and Ben were both ex military I believe. Since Ben has an inferior power, it seems he relies on more skill, so I'd say he'd win. For a guy powered as an avatar of a God, Cain sure gets knocked around a lot...
CrazyMoronX
12-27-2005, 02:46 PM
What if we gave Bruce one Hulk leg?
organizedcrime
12-27-2005, 03:03 PM
Even one leg of the Hulk is a bit too much...
CrazyMoronX
12-27-2005, 03:28 PM
How about 3 Hulk fingers? Wait, no that would be rediculous!

So you're saying smart people can't beat tough guys in a fight eh? That saddens me.

Alright, what if Bruce got 12 seconds preptime, fight takes place in an abandoned warehouse, with rusty pipes, some broken scientific equipment, and a fully functional cappuccino mahine?
Nybarius
12-27-2005, 03:32 PM
He's a nuclear physicist, not fucking MacGyver.
Insipidipity
12-27-2005, 03:33 PM
How about 3 Hulk fingers? Wait, no that would be rediculous!

So you're saying smart people can't beat tough guys in a fight eh? That saddens me.

Alright, what if Bruce got 12 seconds preptime, fight takes place in an abandoned warehouse, with rusty pipes, some broken scientific equipment, and a fully functional cappuccino mahine?
12? Psh, with a fully functionary cappuccino machine, he could create a laser with the power of 100 suns in that time. GOGO Nuclear Physics.

Its not that smart guys can't win, its just that smart guys can't win if they don't have an ounce of fighting training in their life. If bruce lee had his intellect against guys like Cain and ben, he'd probably win. But we're talking bigger and better fighters.
Nybarius
12-27-2005, 03:34 PM
Or he could hide in the corner, wait until Ben outclassed Cain, and then throw hot coffee on Ben's face. WINNER!
organizedcrime
12-27-2005, 03:45 PM
How fast is Ben Grimm?
Nybarius
12-27-2005, 03:56 PM
All-star athletics.
K I S K E
12-27-2005, 05:14 PM
I dont know much about Cain pre Juggernaut. Whenever he lost his powers, he was still quite a power house though, but I dont think that's the same..