Reznor vs Vash (Hateful quotings inside!)

[Valdens]

Being able to lock threads must make you very cool.

Hello, Rez.

HA! I'm creating a self-reference paradox!

HA! I'm creating a self-reference paradox!
I'm defying the laws of inequalities.

i smell a rivalry...


Scenario: Reznor is angry at vash. always closing every thread, he was about to let it go, with vash not closing valdens "ask valdens" thread and all

then he closed valdens "if your cooler than the last person to post here, post here" thread and it put reznor past the limit.

he pms a mysterious link to vash, vash clicks it, and he is teleported to a moderator arena, where everyone else at the forum is watching and he must battle reznor.

all weapons specific to them are allowed and they are allowed to call upon one friend from the forums, but no admins like occa and whatnot, because they are like....ownage. and no, they cant just "ban" one another.

[Spacey]

Oh my goodness..... I just farted

[Reznor]

Wow... not another one of these...
all weapons specific to them are allowed and they are allowed to call on one friend from the forums, but no admins like occa and whatnot, because they are like....ownage. and no, they cant just "ban" one another.

What kind of fight is this?
I assume its not a physical battle because you said the admins aren't allowed, and none of the admins are particulary combat-worthy enough to disallow them. (I would win though :P)

If it is a debate, I'd give it to Vash. Vash seeems to enjoy the debate corner and I seem to be unable to make long posts.

If it is Physics or Math, me by virtue of almost having a Physics degree.

If it is a battle of thread lockings, then it's a tie, unless one of us resorts to thread copying explosions.