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NarutoStar
12-18-2005, 02:15 AM
If like, u know adam and eve? well, if they were the too people who started off the human race, doesnt that mean the there children like, got marryed to each other? and that every one is a hillbily couple? :0

Just askin out of bordem . . . and this is based off of christian beleive ><

Aldredian_Sahn
12-18-2005, 09:48 PM
If like, u know adam and eve? well, if they were the too people who started off the human race, doesnt that mean the there children like, got marryed to each other? and that every one is a hillbily couple? :0

Just askin out of bordem . . . and this is based off of christian beleive ><

no, no, there weren't any hillbilies back then.

EDIT: ah, i can't believe i just replied to that.

earthshine
12-18-2005, 09:50 PM
yes, by christian faith, the brothers and sisters all had to mate in order to continue the species

Key
12-18-2005, 10:39 PM
so your saying everyone is related to each other?

Razgriez
12-19-2005, 12:31 AM
Yes, in the christian faith everyone is blood related to each other since we all came from Adam and Eve. -_-

The faith is so fucked up. Im readin Revelations and quite frankly, we are suppose to fear and praise god or he is going to torment and burn your entire body with fire and brimstone if you dont. If thats not tyranny then I dont know what is...

justintse77
12-19-2005, 12:33 AM
lol... i never thought about that.. XD

Encronian
12-19-2005, 12:36 AM
yeah theres a lot of things messed up with christianity

Koala
12-19-2005, 12:38 AM
It said somewhere that giants and titans were on Earth or something and mabye they mated with them O_O or perhaps some really hot monkey girl caught cain's eye...sorry...O_O

Razgriez
12-19-2005, 12:49 AM
Well theres one thing I can gather from reading is god is not perfect and is infact very flawed and a super egotistic elistist bastard who feels the need to control everything. Its his way or the highway... nothing more then a brutal dictator that will forever torment your very existance if you do not believe in him or commit a sin.
He first "teaches" man a lesson by flooding the entire world and killing practically everything except Noah's arc. Well that did little good all he did was kill a bunch of people. Noah and his family then does some more incest things to get the human race running again and well people just frankly become horrible aweful people. -_-

I guess he was getting very little to no one into heaven and Satan was having a field day with his massive army of sinful humans. To counter this god sends his son down to earth to be crucified to forgive all humans of their horrible acts.

That means if you in theory bow down to god each day(or the 2nd before you die) and pray(beg) for forgivness he will forgive you regardless. Quite frankly lying is on the level of killing someone to god. You dont believe me read the 10 commandments and try to look for some rating of the level of the sin. Yeah... there is none.

Robo-Pope
12-19-2005, 02:01 AM
A recent statement by the Catholic church says that Genesis is a metaphorical story meant to teach morals and is not to be taken literally.
So no, we're not all "hillbilly couples". Although that would definitely explain the rampant idiocy of the species.

Dommy
12-19-2005, 02:09 AM
If like, u know adam and eve? well, if they were the too people who started off the human race, doesnt that mean the there children like, got marryed to each other? and that every one is a hillbily couple? :0

Just askin out of bordem . . . and this is based off of christian beleive ><


I have thought about that before.
I find it stange too.

Wing-Zero
12-19-2005, 03:25 AM
The Church says the bible should be taken symbolicly not literally, but there is this book that is banned from the bible that talks about adam and eve and there sons and daughters and ect....

mnorth
12-19-2005, 03:59 AM
if this is true... then this means we are ALL related to each other? even to hitler? so maybe hitler is my 32432423th cousin? BTW, whats a hillbilly (sorry for the question but i really don't know)

skunkworks
12-19-2005, 05:01 AM
Adam and Eve is a symbolic story if you ask me. Christianity interprets the story as the instance when Adam and Eve fall from grace, which leaves the rest of the unborn human race laden with sin. Gd did indeed punish Adam and Eve, but original sin is a purely Christian idea that has a really weak basis.

Master Scorpion
12-19-2005, 05:30 AM
yup before, god allowed humans to marry their siblings for breeding and filled the earth with their offspring and one language..,until the accident when they were making a tower of babel.

Robo-Pope
12-19-2005, 09:14 AM
The Church says the bible should be taken symbolicly not literally, but there is this book that is banned from the bible that talks about adam and eve and there sons and daughters and ect....
OMGCONSPIRACYTHEORY?

Kamesan
12-19-2005, 09:21 AM
It said somewhere that giants and titans were on Earth or something and mabye they mated with them O_O or perhaps some really hot monkey girl caught cain's eye...sorry...O_O....Titans are only in Greek mythology. Giants came aboout b-cuz of the fallen angels mating w/ the females on earth. & yes we all are descendants of Adam & Eve but eventually incest was prohibited along w/ bestiality. Cain either had a sister we didn't know about or he slept w/ his mother. It's all arbitrary.

CrazyMoronX
12-19-2005, 12:13 PM
It's the general consensus that before a certain point in time, God allowed us to mate with our siblings and relatives in order to populate the world, with none of the side effects of incest that we see today.

PS: You guys that come into a thread to slander or disprove Christianity in any way, instead of objectively replying to the question are hilarious, keep up the good work! :thumbs

maxsbro
12-19-2005, 01:03 PM
If like, u know adam and eve? well, if they were the too people who started off the human race, doesnt that mean the there children like, got marryed to each other? and that every one is a hillbily couple? :0

Just askin out of bordem . . . and this is based off of christian beleive ><

oy to what we belive its that God created men out off the ground and true adam and eve where the first humans but God did make other humans , if u wish i can explain better, if anyone wishes to know i can explain :D it wont be a problem

maxsbro
12-19-2005, 01:06 PM
OMGCONSPIRACYTHEORY?not really a theroy the jews still practice this marring to there own family

Koala
12-19-2005, 10:01 PM
....Titans are only in Greek mythology. Giants came aboout b-cuz of the fallen angels mating w/ the females on earth. & yes we all are descendednts of Adam & Eve but eventually incest was prohibited along w/ bestiality. Cain either had a sister we didn't know about or he slept w/ his mother. It's all arbitrary.

Why did you have to use such big text? It made me seem stupid :(

Razgriez
12-20-2005, 12:57 AM
A recent statement by the Catholic church says that Genesis is a metaphorical story meant to teach morals and is not to be taken literally.
So no, we're not all "hillbilly couples". Although that would definitely explain the rampant idiocy of the species.

Recently?

I guess people only started questioning it publically recently... -_-

Oh the joys of how man tries to manipulate the truth to make you believe in something. lol

The very fact that they say they say you shouldnt take the creation of the universe not literally supports all the more my reasoning to believe that god is nothing more then a manifestation of man for hope, control, and importance.

Sorian
12-20-2005, 02:55 AM
Yes we are all related if you believe that but after X amount of generations the blood is so diluted really you are only related up to your 3rd cousin.

Pheonix_222
12-20-2005, 03:01 AM
i say were ofsprings from monkeys
its the only logical explanation that appeals to me

Megaharrison
12-20-2005, 12:25 PM
It's funny how the Vatican tells you to take SOME things literally and OTHER things as moral stories....

Anyway, it's too hard to trace who the first real "Humans" were due to the length of evolution. But yes, their offspring would of reproduced.

Incest has historically been quite common. Still goes on in many parts of the world today.

Bubbles
12-20-2005, 12:31 PM
I don't go to church because of all of these reasons. I am a christian, I suppose I have been christened, but I believe in evolution. I never go to church, in fact I only ever go if someone dies or gets married. Take what you want to believe from the Bible ignore the rest, thats my advise.

XX

H-Pulse
12-20-2005, 12:38 PM
They wernt the only people on the earth, just the first created. but im sure when they get kicked out of the garden there are other people on the outside.

Razgriez
12-20-2005, 05:06 PM
It's funny how the Vatican tells you to take SOME things literally and OTHER things as moral stories....

Well they all fall into one catagory.

Political bullshit.