Dickless Naruto FC [Archive]

Yasha

11-12-2005, 12:52 AM

FC BANNER COMPETITION

Since the Dickless Naruto FC is a newly established FC, we urgently need a FC banner. So we decided to hold a FC banner competition. If you have a suitable banner that you want to contribute, please feel free to post it here. This competition is open to members as well as non-members. The winner will be decided by the most democratic way--voting. Unleash your creativity and talents of art from today!

http://img467.imageshack.us/my.php?image=player0qf.swf

In chapter 283, Kishimoto revealed to us a truth so startling that it almost threw the whole NF into chaos. Half the members of Naruto fanclub and NaruHina fanclub left their FCs because of this. Well, for those morons who are still in the dark,

Naruto is dickless!!!:woo

To celebrate this tragedy, I founded the Dickless Naruto FC. I need 2 co-owners and unlimited number of members. As a member of this FC, you are bound with lifelong commitment to turn Naruto’s missing dick into a serious branch of study. You need to do a lot of paperworks and researches with the hope to unravel the mysteries surrounding Naruto’s missing dick one day.

______________OWNER
____________. yasha ong

____________CO-OWNERS
_________._ narutosimpson
_________.._ Uchiha Cop#1

_____________MEMBERS
__________.___ Gxzero
_________.__ Uchiha_Zero
_________.___ cheifrocka
_________._____ basiK
__________.___TheChoji
_____________cherri3232
________.___Uchiha Cop#3
_______._.__UltimateUchiha
_______._.__Uchiha_Yamato

The Most Retarded Member EVER: Shishou:nana

To prove that Dickless Naruto FC is indeed a pure academic body, I first put forward my own piece of research and speculations.

Where is Naruto’s dick?
1) He was born dickless.
2) His dick was stolen.
3) His dick withered and peeled off..:S

How does Sai know that Naruto is dickless?
1) He peeped into Naruto’s pants.
2) Neji told him
3) He stole it.:laugh

Who else may know about this?

1) Hinata

Hinata: Oh, he is so different…so cute *blushed and fainted*

2) Neji

Neji: Byaakugan!
Neji: OMG! Naruto, you…you are…
Naruto: Shhh…

3) Sasuke

Sasuke: You guys think I left the village for what…

4) Yondaime

Yondaime: :yelling He is not my son!!!

5) Jiraiya
Oh, come on! They were together for two and a half years. Do you really think Naruto had never used “that jutsu” on Jiraiya before? Don’t be childish! Of course Jiraiya will know whether Naruto has dick or not.:jir_thumb

Duality

11-12-2005, 12:57 AM

lol this sounds funny sign me up.:thumbs

narutosimpson

11-12-2005, 01:10 AM

i joked about this fan club earlier, it's funny :) but the kyubi ate it

Last of the Uchihas

11-12-2005, 01:23 AM

Shit, you beat me to it!!!!!

Yasha

11-12-2005, 01:31 AM

If anyone wants to join, please state it clearly. Otherwise, I won't add your name. And the 2 co-owner positions are still empty, anyone interested?

narutosimpson

11-12-2005, 03:35 AM

hehe, i'll join. He's dickless until he proves Sai wrong :D

Uchiha_Zero

11-12-2005, 03:41 AM

i joked about this fan club earlier, it's funny :) but the kyubi ate it
Haha, snusage[those dog treat things that look and supossidly taste like sasuge]?

Sure, I'll join.

narutosimpson

11-12-2005, 04:31 AM

i may as well be co-owner too, this way i can put 2 clubs on my resume! how about it yasha?

Yasha

11-12-2005, 06:42 AM

i may as well be co-owner too, this way i can put 2 clubs on my resume! how about it yasha?

No problem. As you wish.:wink

PS: I may hold a FC banner competition later. Details will be revealed when this FC has enough members.:smile-big

Last of the Uchihas

11-12-2005, 06:45 AM

I want to be co owner as well.

furious styles

11-12-2005, 06:51 AM

yeah sure, i'll join.

basiK

11-12-2005, 09:50 AM

i'll join too 8]

Last of the Uchihas

11-12-2005, 12:09 PM

hell yeah, i'm co owner.

Wait until you guys see what i will come up with. :evil

narutosimpson

11-12-2005, 01:28 PM

alright, nice to see you here chief rocka! What evil do we have in store for them, Uchihacop?? :D

Last of the Uchihas

11-12-2005, 01:57 PM

alright, nice to see you here chief rocka! What evil do we have in store for them, Uchihacop?? :D

lol, i would have to kill you.:P

Nah, i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to use it, since it wouldn't fit with this FC, but the UCs only.

"The Uchiha Cops, unlike Naruto, we are not weak nor dickless.":P

narutosimpson

11-12-2005, 02:53 PM

wat is uchiha cops, r u some kind of ethnic gang?

Uchiha_Zero

11-12-2005, 02:58 PM

They supossidly try to stop Naruto fan-boyism….

Dyroness

11-12-2005, 03:33 PM

My assigned task today was to choose a random FC and post this. I chose this one, please don't mind. :tem

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/9130/banjo9lg.jpg

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/5946/b25jn.jpg

http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/658/b37tj.jpg

http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/3083/b46el.jpg

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/3956/b58is.jpg

narutosimpson

11-12-2005, 07:22 PM

ooh the infamous dyro... who sent you here!? :ninja
nice of you to drop in, would you join us as we decide whether naruto has a weiner or not? :S

Last of the Uchihas

11-13-2005, 01:19 AM

Where's the banner?

TheChoji

11-13-2005, 01:23 AM

I must join this FC. I just read the chapter, and I was convinced that the translater put it as a joke, but now after seeing this I see the truth. Sign me up.

narutosimpson

11-13-2005, 05:33 AM

hey uchiha, we are having a banner competition to make the banner, so anybody who wants to throw there hat in the ring or circle, whatever, make a banner and u may win!

also, welcome the choji

TheChoji

11-13-2005, 05:35 AM

Thank you for your patronage.

Last of the Uchihas

11-15-2005, 11:14 PM

hey uchiha, we are having a banner competition to make the banner, so anybody who wants to throw there hat in the ring or circle, whatever, make a banner and u may win!

also, welcome the choji

lol, i don't know how to do banners. :sad

narutosimpson

11-15-2005, 11:39 PM

haha, me neither, anybody else?

cherri3232

11-17-2005, 10:15 PM

SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!

I may know nothing about banners, I may be newbie, but it's clear that this is the fc I most join!!!!!!!! Nothing in the world could stop me from joining!!!!!
:kukuku KUKUKUKKUKUKUKUKU

So can I please join. Pleeeeeaaaasssseee!

narutosimpson

11-18-2005, 02:18 AM

yess , you can join cherri, welcome to the club , wanna try to make a banner, I will rep you if we can use it ;)

Last of the Uchihas

11-18-2005, 02:53 AM

Make the damn banner noob!!!!!! :evil J/K

narutosimpson

11-18-2005, 01:21 PM

haha, Naruto is also nutless

Mibu Clan

11-19-2005, 12:46 AM

I...Must...Join....

narutosimpson

11-19-2005, 04:27 AM

Welcome to the club Uchiha cop , I guess the whole Uchiha cop clan should be invited here, as well as the Sai lovers.

we are still in need of a banner, I'm still looking to make one, but I can't imagine one that wouldn't offend the hell out of mods

Yasha

11-19-2005, 10:28 PM

we are still in need of a banner, I'm still looking to make one, but I can't imagine one that wouldn't offend the hell out of mods

I have problem uploading the banner but the process of making the banner was made into a LQ flash. You can watch it through the link in my first post.:amuse

And welcome UC3!:amazed

You guys are turning this FC into your lair, I mean headquarter:oh

narutosimpson

11-20-2005, 05:57 PM

I have problem uploading the banner but the process of making the banner was made into a LQ flash. You can watch it through the link in my first post.:amuse

And welcome UC3!:amazed

You guys are turning this FC into your lair, I mean headquarter:oh
i have flash, send me the flash file and i'll see if i can convert it or soemthing. It's funny

narutosimpson

11-20-2005, 06:13 PM

Last of the Uchihas

11-21-2005, 05:12 AM

Yasha

11-21-2005, 09:31 AM

Your days are numbered. :P

A genius always dies prematurely:sad

PlushKittie

11-22-2005, 06:52 PM

I honestly don't know what to make of this FC... xD

Okay, okay. It's just plain hilarious. xD

Shishou

11-22-2005, 06:55 PM

Wow, this is a really retarded Fanclub.

And I've seen some really retarded fanclubs in my time.

narutosimpson

11-22-2005, 07:00 PM

are you guys joining, u see naruto has no dick, and sai busts his balls about it.

UltimateUchiha

11-30-2005, 12:56 AM

I'll join sounds cool enough

narutosimpson

11-30-2005, 03:08 AM

welcome ultimate uchiha! DO u have any sig making skills? we are still open to having one

narutosimpson

12-01-2005, 06:32 PM

well, I think Sai has confirmed, naruto has a dick. What to do what to do?

Yasha

12-01-2005, 10:59 PM

Do not worry, simpson. Sai said "you have one finally", not "you actually have one". It means Naruto was dickless until he got one somehow XD

Natsuhito

12-03-2005, 07:59 AM

lmao.. I saw this earlier but had to leave. Hmm.. since i never bothered to read the scanlations, would someone mind filling me on this whole Sai knowing Naruto has no dick thing?

Uchiha_Yamato

12-03-2005, 08:01 AM

sign me up doods, that guy really is dickless

Aman

12-03-2005, 08:03 AM

Read the latest chapter, he has one.

Uchiha_Yamato

12-03-2005, 08:08 AM

Yeah, yeah, i was being figurative

narutosimpson

12-03-2005, 01:48 PM

Sai fought naruto in 284? and at the very end he said "you are kind of weak, do you even have a dick?" And he definitely said dick according to translators, it's pretty funny. SO that's where this club gets it's inspiration.

Can anybody make a banner?

Supposedly he has one "now" as yasha pointed out. My theory is he has stolen it from somebody he killed between 284 and now...

Master Scorpion

03-05-2006, 08:51 AM

Can I join this FC please!! :tem

Yasha

03-05-2006, 08:55 AM

Puerto Rican in the Moon will take over this FC from today. If he refuses, then this FC will be disbanded. So I suggest you ask LotU. :laugh

Master Scorpion

03-05-2006, 09:00 AM

Why should I ask him? :blink alright then..!! but please add my name in this FC :grin

Dommy

03-05-2006, 09:02 AM

OMG, this FC is funny. :lmao

But too bad for me as I have been forbidden to join the Joke Fan Clubs. :oh

Master Scorpion

03-05-2006, 09:04 AM

OMG, this FC is funny. :lmao

But too bad for me as I have been forbidden to join the Joke Fan Clubs. :oh
hey,why?? Come and join the FC jingy

Dommy

03-05-2006, 09:04 AM

It's an advice from Martryn. :shifty

Master Scorpion

03-05-2006, 09:06 AM

Fuck Martryn, he is not your god or your BF!! You can enjoy any FC you want!! Thats your right, don't let yourself to be controled by him

Ultimate_Idiot

03-05-2006, 12:41 PM

No dick? Who cares! I'll join! Oh, and what if narto is both male and female? What was it called again?

NaraShikamaru

03-05-2006, 12:45 PM

WTF!?!?!?! Someone post the pages cos i dont follow the Naruto manga XD I wanna see what Kishimoto done to poor Naruto!!

Last of the Uchihas

03-06-2006, 09:10 AM

lol, where are thr owners!!!

Master Scorpion

03-07-2006, 03:27 AM

Yahsa said you are the owner, cop!! :notrust