Your Most Embarassing Fart

[SillyRabbit123]

whens the worst time u couldnt hold one in? when i was in fifth grade, we were all sitting down on the rug scattered and i let one out. if u have noticed, every1 turns to look behind them, so i turned as i let it off and since the kid behind me was looking ahead, and every1 thought it was him. lol, but i guess that was his story, not mine.

[organizedcrime]

2nd Grade, I fart, everyone around me stares for about 20 seconds.

[SillyRabbit123]

2nd Grade, I fart, everyone around me stares for about 20 seconds.
lmao. that musta felt like a long 20 seconds :laugh

[narutosimpson]

it wasn't my fart, but those farts people let off during sit-ups in gym are gross!!! NOT WHILE I'M HOLDING YOUR FEET PLEASE !:guns

but i let off a few near my gf and then just pretended it was a ghost :S

[SillyRabbit123]

lmfao. i once farted during thxgiving dinner and i paid 4 it w/ the rest of my life. lol

[volpone]

XD i don't think i have one...but my stomach does rumble really loudly in 5th period >>

[kage_konoha]

In 6th grade, I once farted and sneezed at the same time. I have no idea how it happened, but it did. My whole class laughed for weeks.

[Dragonzair]

I can't help it but this thread made me :rofl

[SillyRabbit123]

then how bout some rep, friend? rofl u sneezed and farted?! did it hurt?!

[Hagane no Renkinjutsushi]

In 6th grade, I once farted and sneezed at the same time. I have no idea how it happened, but it did. My whole class laughed for weeks.

Lmao! That's hilarious! :rofl

[kage_konoha]

Originally posted by SillyRabbit123: rofl u sneezed and farted?! did it hurt?! Actually it kinda hurt a little bit, what happened was I sneezed, then I farted a millisecond after the sneeze. The sneeze caused the fart to come out faster than usual, and ended up pinching my ass. So to put it simply it hurt my ass.

[Archssor]

I don't remember anytime... :P

[SillyRabbit123]

owwwwwwww, your making my ass hurt! XD

[JAPPO]

Pretty much every secound of my life.

EDIT - oh.. this marks my life into academy teachering!

[SillyRabbit123]

lmao. so lord jappo, when u go in water, do u go flying?

[RyuusaBakuryu_Gaara]

I can't remember...but wow this thread did make me rofl.

[SillyRabbit123]

then how bout some rep, frend? does any1 noe wut a shart is?

[ezxx]

I farted when making a speech xD nah i'm joking i've never been embarassed like that.

a shart is when you try to fart but you shit yourself instead ;)^^

[SillyRabbit123]

lmfao. your rite!!

[HisshouBuraiKen]

In 6th grade, I once farted and sneezed at the same time. I have no idea how it happened, but it did. My whole class laughed for weeks.

Isn't that what killed the dinosaurs?

[Luckey]

i think what killed the dinosaurs was asteroids.

[Last of the Uchihas]

I love this thread.

It did happen to me once, but i was able to get off free, well, that's what i like to think. LMAO

I don't know how it happen but a fart came out my ass without my permission. :P, but it wasn't that loud. There were a couple of people around me and they all thought the same shit, Did that guy just farted or some shit like that? I was embarrased, and i didn't know what to do, but luckly for me i'm a person who can't sit still, and i pretended that it was me making noises with my mouth and shoes. I think they bought it. lol

[SillyRabbit123]

LMAO!! seriously in tears here. u sound so funny cuz your dead serious. OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

yay rep! uc, did u noe ur name could also say utah crip? just puttin that out there. and i remembered a story. in P.E, we were doing jumping jax and i couldnt hold it in and i farted and quite a few ppl couldnt do jumping jax anymore cuz they were laughing so hard so the coach made us start over where i farted many times again, but to my luck, they were only S.B.D.s (silent but deadlys) heh.

[Last of the Uchihas]

yay rep! uc, did u noe ur name could also say utah crip? just puttin that out there. and i remembered a story. in P.E, we were doing jumping jax and i couldnt hold it in and i farted and quite a few ppl couldnt do jumping jax anymore cuz they were laughing so hard so the coach made us start over where i farted many times again, but to my luck, they were only S.B.D.s (silent but deadlys) heh.


LOL, You mean that my initials can stand for Utah Crip?, You bastard!!!!!!!:P

Hope, your next fart kills you. :wink


S.B.D., aka ninjas. :amuse

I have always wondered, what would happen if you are in a small classroom, and out of nowhere you fart, and that fart is so stinky, that the teacher has to stop the class to get some fresh air. lol

I would kill myself if that ever happen to me.

[SillyRabbit123]

lmao. sry uc. lmao i would kill myself too. GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING AGAIN!! what if you farted and a baby started to cry? rofl

[Last of the Uchihas]

lol, poor dead guy, thanks god he can't smell it.

If i farted and a baby cried, then that baby most be grateful i made him cried with my fart..

[SillyRabbit123]

o, u mean hes lucky he had the experience? i wood b too....no, im not some sort of sick stalker....i hope....

[Rocklee88]

i farted (moderately loud) when i was walking on a hill and this couple with a baby in a pram was right behind me :P luckily i had 2 friends around me so they wouldnt be sure as to who did it XD

[SillyRabbit123]

omg! lmao did it cry?!?

[Last of the Uchihas]

i farted (moderately loud) when i was walking on a hill and this couple with a baby in a pram was right behind me :P luckily i had 2 friends around me so they wouldnt be sure as to who did it XD


LOL,

I know the feeling.

That's why before farting one must inspect their surrounding.

I have one crazy cousin, well, three to be exact, :P and he really doesn't give a fuck about anybody, or what they think.

We were in a mexican restaurant, and he was really pissed with the service, so he decided to call the waitress by throwing farts and make everyone smell it, and waited until the smell was gone so that he could ask for the bill.

and they weren't your silent types farts either, but the noisy ones.

I was so embarassed, that i had to cover my face and get the fuck out of that restaurant, before he decidced to trhow any more farts

A true story, i swear.

[SillyRabbit123]

omg! rofl! i wuz pushing my gramma in her wheelchair and she wuz sub-conciously letting out farts! hahaha true story, i swear XD

[NarutoUzumaki]

LMAO I had a fucking asthema attack reading this post lol
Anyway one time in 7th grade I farted so loud I had to right an apology letter to the teacher:sad But it was fucking hilarious

[Last of the Uchihas]

LMAO

A letter of apology?

Shit, so that load was it? lol

[SillyRabbit123]

omg!! a fuc*in letter?!? imfao! if u like it, i need rep cuz vash, the biggest dick here, ruined it. lol

[Last of the Uchihas]

omg! rofl! i wuz pushing my gramma in her wheelchair and she wuz sub-conciously letting out farts! hahaha true story, i swear XD


Lol, i feel sorry for your grandma.

I guess old people can't hold it nor notice they farted. lol:sad


My sister is one tough cookie, and she also doesn't take shit from anybody (yeah, it runs in the family, lol), nor do she care if she makes a show in front of everyone, and in the process embarassing her family. You know how girls are. (no offence ladies):P

I once was with my sister and my mom doing some shopping, and i couldn't hold it, so i farted, you know one of those D.B.S. ones. It was either, fart or lose one of my organs, so i chosed option A. :P But i made sure no one was around, except my family. You know they are family so they won't care, well, if they love you, they are supposed not to care, or take it like a man. lol But acording to my sister, my fart was one that could destroy a relationship or a friendship, or a family. So out of nowhere she says out loud. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Coño!!!!!!!!! QUE PUERCO SO CABRON!!!!!!


LOL. lets say, that the my attempt to used a Fart type D.B.S. was all for nothing as everyone in the entire store knew what happened, that i used a fart type D.B.S.

I was so freaking embarassed and betrayed (my own freaking sister) at this moment, that the only thing that came to my mind, was, "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! QUE jodia PUERCA eres!!!!!!!!!!

and I left her side covering my nose, as to implied that it was her not me who just farted. lol

My mom, was the most embarassed one there as she was shocked, and dind't know what to do, but stayed still.

[SillyRabbit123]

LMAO AGAIN!! ME GUSTA SUS HISTORIA DE PEVO ><!!! ROFL!! talk in english so others could understand. one time i was sitting on my sister and i felt a fart so i did it on her face and she cried. lol

[Last of the Uchihas]

LMAO AGAIN!! ME GUSTA SUS HISTORIA DE PEVO ><!!! ROFL!! talk in english so others could understand. one time i was sitting on my sister and i felt a fart so i did it on her face and she cried. lol


LMAO,

Poor sister of yours, how old is she?

I had a friend once that farted a stinky one, and that mother fucker had the nerve to put on the window locks on us. That bastard!!!!!.

[Bleach Me]

Haha, funny thread!

Once I farted, and it was one of those degredation farts that starts strong then gradually changes pitch as it tapers off. Well, this one was MAD long!! Like litterally 10-20 seconds long and I was staring at my sister as it kept on going...

The look she gave me was so fucking classic like... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? Well, i just busted out laughing. Thing is I was still farting when I started to laugh so all of a sudden my fart came out in rythm with my laugh for like a good 5 chuckles.

I think that day me and my sister almost died from laughter. She still remembers it and that was like 10 years ago! :amuse

[SillyRabbit123]

shes 14 and in 7th grade, my friend let off one of those fart bombs (uc prob noes wut i mean cuz hes mex) but n e way she wuz a weird teacher, so she shut the door and windows. it fuc*ken smelt like rotten eggs....ppl were gagging but i wasnt cuz im used to it but anyway she had to open them up again.

lmfao!! IM IN FUC*EN TEARS AGAIN!! REP 4 U WEN I GET THE POWER!! U 2, UC!! my sister was in line w/ me at someplace and she let off this like 14 second machine gun fart w/ like 2 chunks a second! EVERYONE was staring in disbelief! i was so embarassed!!

[Last of the Uchihas]

Haha, funny thread!

Once I farted, and it was one of those degredation farts that starts strong then gradually changes pitch as it tapers off. Well, this one was MAD long!! Like litterally 10-20 seconds long and I was staring at my sister as it kept on going...

The look she gave me was so fucking classic like... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? Well, i just busted out laughing. Thing is I was still farting when I started to laugh so all of a sudden my fart came out in rythm with my laugh for like a good 5 chuckles.

I think that day me and my sister almost died from laughter. She still remembers it and that was like 10 years ago! :amuse


LMAO.

That was fucking funny. :laugh


I still remember i friend of mine farting, and the guy also shit himself, that he had to run to the nearest bathroom. lol, freaking embarassing.

[Bleach Me]

Once I farted on the couch and the reverberations made my sisters legs feel all ticklish so she had to get off the couch and freak out for a bit.

She said it was like 1000 ants crawling all over her. haha!

[NarutoUzumaki]

One time my friend farted after eating a mcdonalds breakfast sandwhich(mexican kind) and I was like "Oh man I just threw up alittle" so he was like "shut up no you didn't and I said "look!" Right when I said that I threw up like a waterfall and he got so scared he literally jumped from the floor to ontop of the table backwards

[SillyRabbit123]

lmao! thats so gross! god im in tears AGAIN!!

Once I farted on the couch and the reverberations made my sisters legs feel all ticklish so she had to get off the couch and freak out for a bit.

She said it was like 1000 ants crawling all over her. haha!
omfg im gonna die laughing!! omg i cant stop!!

[Last of the Uchihas]

shes 14 and in 7th grade,

Lol, how could you do that to her!!!! :P



my friend let off one of those fart bombs (uc prob noes wut i mean cuz hes mex) but n e way she wuz a weird teacher, so she shut the door and windows. it fuc*ken smelt like rotten eggs....ppl were gagging but i wasnt cuz im used to it but anyway she had to open them up again.


LOL, yeah, Peos Atomicos, Atomic Farts lol

I did something similar with a couple of friends..

We were on one of my friends apartment, and we were bored as hell, so we decided to create mayhem, as that the only thing we did to have fun back in the day.

So we bought those atomic farts, and went to this other friends apartment complex. The idea was to knock the bell, throw the fart and get the fuck out of there.

Stupid us, we did the unthinkable, used a elevator as our escape route. lol LOL, Don't blame us, we were 9 years old.

So we knock on the door and threw the atomic bomb, and all of a sudden, a person opens the door way to quick and the elevator still hasn't closed. So the person see us, and she is like You little son of bitches, i'm going to get you, My friend had one extra atomic bomb so he threw it at her, missed, and went inside her apartment, luckly, it bought us enough time for the elevator to close the door, an get the fuck out of that building.

Here is the funny part.

That Person was a teacher at my school!!!!!

Thanks god she didn't recognized me.:cool

[AdreneLyne]

Well, not mine but an old classmate of mine farted in class. He was made fun of all his school time for this ancient fart. This guy was doing a presentation - totally serious. So, he gets up. Half way through the presentation he stops and it's quiet for like 10 seconds. He started to let a real bad fart I mean, holy fuck Godzilla is coming, fart. It was horrid, it lasted 5-6 seconds and ended with a squeek, and sadly, a sponge dump sound!? So then everyone breaks out in laughter, and he claims it wasn't him. Little does he know little shit balls are rolling down his pant leg.

I cried of laughter so much that day my 2nd subject teacher thought I was getting abused from my father because of all the tear marks.

[NarutoUzumaki]

Lol, how could you do that to her!!!! :P





LOL, yeah, Peos Atomicos, Atomic Farts lol

I did something similar with a couple of friends..

We were on one of my friends apartment, and we were bored as hell, so we decided to create mayhem, as that the only thing we did to have fun back in the day.

So we bought those atomic farts, and went to this other friends apartment complex. The idea was to knock the bell, throw the fart and get the fuck out of there.

Stupid us, we did the unthinkable, used a elevator as our escape route. lol LOL, Don't blame us, we were 9 years old.

So we knock on the door and threw the atomic bomb, and all of a sudden, a person opens the door way to quick and the elevator still hasn't closed. So the person see us, and she is like You little son of bitches, i'm going to get you, My friend had one extra atomic bomb so he threw it at her, missed, and went inside her apartment, luckly, it bought us enough time for the elevator to close the door, an get the fuck out of that building.

Here is the funny part.

That Person was a teacher at my school!!!!!

Thanks god she didn't recognized me.:cool

Omg you are so lucky. One of my teachers lived in my neighborhood and her house got egged.The next day I wasn't in class so she thought it was me or my other friend who had the same period and lived by me. Long story short I got blamed boohoo

Well, not mine but an old classmate of mine farted in class. He was made fun of all his school time for this ancient fart. This guy was doing a presentation - totally serious. So, he gets up. Half way through the presentation he stops and it's quiet for like 10 seconds. He started to let a real bad fart I mean, holy fuck Godzilla is coming, fart. It was horrid, it lasted 5-6 seconds and ended with a squeek, and sadly, a sponge dump sound!? So then everyone breaks out in laughter, and he claims it wasn't him. Little does he know little shit balls are rolling down his pant leg.

I cried of laughter so much that day my 2nd subject teacher thought I was getting abused from my father because of all the tear marks.
OMG LMAO that reninds me there was this retarded guy(no pun intended) in my school bathroom and he couldn't wait for the people to get out of the stalls so he just started to shit right then and there (he was wearing shorts so you could easily see it) I just laughed so hard I ran out crying omg it was hilarious

[Last of the Uchihas]

Well, not mine but an old classmate of mine farted in class. He was made fun of all his school time for this ancient fart. This guy was doing a presentation - totally serious. So, he gets up. Half way through the presentation he stops and it's quiet for like 10 seconds. He started to let a real bad fart I mean, holy fuck Godzilla is coming, fart. It was horrid, it lasted 5-6 seconds and ended with a squeek, and sadly, a sponge dump sound!? So then everyone breaks out in laughter, and he claims it wasn't him. Little does he know little shit balls are rolling down his pant leg.

I cried of laughter so much that day my 2nd subject teacher thought I was getting abused from my father because of all the tear marks.


Poor guy.

He will always be known as the GUy who shit himself.

Funny, but sad.:sad


Omg you are so lucky. One of my teachers lived in my neighborhood and her house got egged.The next day I wasn't in class so she thought it was me or my other friend who had the same period and lived by me. Long story short I got blamed boohoo

lol, that sucks.

I guess i have always been lucky when dealing with teachers, well, for the most part.:P

[SillyRabbit123]

hahaha i wouldve been scared shitless (of the teacher) AND WUZ THERE SERIOUSLY SHIT BALLS?!?!? OMG MY SPLEEN HURTS FROM TOO MUCH LAUGHTER!! o ya, i want to thank every1 for posting here! this is my fastest growing thread! but y has no 1 repped me....am i misunderstanding the system? lol jk.
btw thx agen uc1!

[Kabuto_o]

It was in the eight grade I think, I was talking to a guy and the same time I was laughing I made a fairly loud one, damn that was really embarrasing. The girl who sat behind me looked at me and smiled for a while after she had been talking to three others and then just started to laugh.

Their conversation was totally interupted because of my fart and that just made it worse.

[NarutoUzumaki]

Thou has been repped

[Last of the Uchihas]

It was in the eight grade I think, I was talking to a guy and the same time I was laughing I made a fairly loud one, damn that was really embarrasing. The girl who sat behind me looked at me and smiled for a while after she had been talking to three others and then just started to laugh.

Their conversation was totally interupted because of my fart and that just made it worse.


In front of a girl?

That got to suck.

These are the time where you look bad at those memories and just laugh about them.

[Kabuto_o]

In front of a girl?

That got to suck.

These are the time where you look bad at those memories and just laugh about them.

hehe exactly, some memories have the ability to make the day shine again :tem

[NarutoUzumaki]

Thats not that bad I did it in front of the whole class and somehow managed to start laughing at myself:smile-big

[SillyRabbit123]

o! we have this teacher who does REALLY long lectures and this guy just farted while the teach wuz talking and every1 hi-5d him on the way out of class. it was awesome.

[Bleach Me]

SillyRabbit123...

Word to the wise, never ask for rep! haha... Sure way to never get it.
If it is deserved, it will come. :wink

Once a friend of mine farted in a mall, York Dale mall in Toronto, Canada for those who wanna know, and I swear to god it was the most horrible fart ever!

We were walking in the main isle which is about 20' across with maybe a 40' ceiling yet some how this hellspawn of a fart managed to polute the entire hall within a 20' radius of my large, slightly unsightly south american friend named Ernesto, in a matter of milli-seconds.

When the deadly gas first hit my nostrols I swear to god a good 65% of my nose hair was instandly singed away. It smelt like a used babies diaper full of curry and a rotting rat carcuss, i kid you not! The funny shit was, we b-lined it for fresher air ASAP and so did the other 100 people within the vicinity of that deadly chemical bomb my nasty assed friend let loose that day. It was like somone yelled bomb in a European subway station I kid you not!

It was so bad that this post could not only be used in this fart thread but I could probably also use it in the "Close shaves with death" thread started a few months ago! :blink

[narutosimpson]

lets start a new thing where we fart in public places and come here to discuss it ! SWEET!!

[NarutoUzumaki]

SillyRabbit123...

Word to the wise, never ask for rep! haha... Sure way to never get it.
If it is deserved, it will come. :wink

Once a friend of mine farted in a mall, York Dale mall in Toronto, Canada for those who wanna know, and I swear to god it was the most horrible fart ever!

We were walking in the main isle which is about 20' across with maybe a 40' ceiling yet some how this hellspawn of a fart managed to polute the entire hall within a 20' radius of my large, slightly unsightly south american friend named Ernesto, in a matter of milli-seconds.

When the deadly gas first hit my nostrols I swear to god a good 65% of my nose hair was instandly singed away. It smelt like a used babies diaper full of curry and a rotting rat carcuss, i kid you not! The funny shit was, we b-lined it for fresher air ASAP and so did the other 100 people within the vicinity of that deadly chemical bomb my nasty assed friend let loose that day. It was like somone yelled bomb in a European subway station I kid you not!

It was so bad that this post could not only be used in this fart thread but I could probably also use it in the "Close shaves with death" thread started a few months ago! :blink

OMG that is fucking hilarious

lets start a new thing where we fart in public places and come here to discuss it ! SWEET!!
Well I ain't gonna start that but if someone else does I will

[narutosimpson]

dang, but you gotta tape it or something, with a phone cam or something like that

[SillyRabbit123]

lmfao! bleech is flippin hillarious! i coodnt read the story cuz my eyes filled w/ tears! and ill be sure to tell any new fart storys and report! i hope youll all do the same. when i wuz young, i used to sleep in my parents bed and my dad wood fart in his sleep. these would literally wake me up! they overpowered this mans snoring, and flippin woke me up!!

[noboundZ]

haha...funny thread....one time while i was having a big swedish test...it was all quiet....and in the middle of it...i couldn't hold it in...i farted.....that day wasnt fun

[SillyRabbit123]

were u ridiculed and shunned from society?

[noboundZ]

haha...no....we had some pretty cool ppl in our class....so we just laughed it off :P

[SillyRabbit123]

thats too bad....lol jk. i crack up at farts that change tones. it sounds like theyre singing. lol

have any chicks posted here? lol. i wonder....

[ExAzrael]

Hmm. Well I think the only fart i regret is one in 7th grade.

English class. Dead quiet. We were taking a test. and I dropped my pencil. So I leaned over to get it.."BRRRAAAPPP!"

".......O_O;;"

Yeah. That sucked bad.

[SillyRabbit123]

lmao at your sound affex!! haha did every1 stare??

[pek]

Chicks dont fart.

[Hazu]

My friend farted next to me in 5th grade and everyone was staring at me.....including her!!! so yes, chicks do fart!! T_T

[ExAzrael]

lmao at your sound affex!! haha did every1 stare??

Yeah, they were all like "eewwww, TAKASHI!! You're so gross!"

[SillyRabbit123]

Chicks dont fart.
rofl but bleechs sister is a chick!.....right?

[Ebo]

4th Grade: We're all having a "morning meeting" when I farted. Everyone was silent before hand, so everyone heard it. Si was so embarrased. I guess that it helped that another kid farted about a minute later.:P

[SillyRabbit123]

hahahaha. BREAKING NEWS!! i just farted and my tummy AND my butt rumbled. that is all *recedes into darkness*

[Redemption]

What a silly thread -_-

[Chorismo]

for a couple of weeks ago we had a regional athleticsmeeting with about 40 peeps were most was actually girls.. We had some physical tests where one was a stomachexercise and we did it one at a time when everyone else was watching and I drew extra attention since I was actually getting up until very high repitions but then when I fought my hardest to continue I happened to fart and since everyone was so focused on me when I was doing my best everyone suddenly began laughing and I couldn't for a single second continue since I so totally lost my concentration. That is probably my most embarassing fart hehe :)

[SillyRabbit123]

that sux!! is it wrong that im lmfao?

[Chorismo]

hehe nope, was quit funny though it was embarassing, always stay proud of your farts is my motto :)

[SillyRabbit123]

rofl! hahahaha that musta went down in history like bleech_me`s hahaha

[Fumashuriken]

Its not mine, but IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL, the principal was giving a speech. Anyway, there microphones everywhere. Everyone was falling asleep when he suddenly farted. A HUGE one (the speakers were set to full volume). I remember it like it was yesterday. Everyone woke up and burst to laughter.

[CrazyMoronX]

Some of these stories are more horrifying than anything Wes Craven or Stephen King has ever come up with.

As for myself, I can't think of anything off hand... there was one time I was caught after the act, but it wasn't very embarassing.

[Chaotic Diplomat]

This isn't my fart but it was pretty bad. Me and my old girlfriend where walking in the park and we came across this couple making out. We where amazed to notice they where like 10 or 11 making out constantly. When the male just let one go. The female stoped kissing and smaked him and walked of. It was pretty sad.

[MechaTC]

sillyrabbit stop double posting, i had to merge around 18 of your posts. thanks :/

same goes for narutouzumaki

[Luckey]

Once I was running the mile run. I had been having gas the whole morning, so when I was running I decided to let one slide, however, when I let it out, I feel something cold and damp leak out. When I look down there was brown sludge going down the side of my leg. I ran across the middle of the track and ran to the bathroom to wash it off. Nobody ever knew.

[Kurairu]

In the middle of a lecture in History >_<;; Blamed it on the kid next to me and they believed me XD...I hope o_O

The most embarassing one I've ever seen, was today actually, in the school library. This dumb freshman was farting in the corner (-_-;;; freshman....) and all of a sudden, he got this terrified look on his face and waddled out of the library. Apparently, he shit himself right there, I didn't know till I heard people talking about it later that day XD

[PATMAN]

My most embarrasing fart was during a nation wide exam, all 6th graders had to do it and the class was quiet, nothing stirred not even that mouse that always stirs. In the middle of it while the quietness was at its peak, i let the BIGGEST Fart out ever... i was proud of myself it was so big.

[SillyRabbit123]

hahaha! running in track?!? lmao. the guy in the library....sigh, freshman....lol. and did everyone crack up or what? im the only immature idiot in my class who still cracks up at "sperm-whale" im still giggling right now. lol.....sperm whale.....and also homo erectum. lmao homo....erect....tum....

[SillyRabbit123]

This isn't my fart but it was pretty bad. Me and my old girlfriend where walking in the park and we came across this couple making out. We where amazed to notice they where like 10 or 11 making out constantly. When the male just let one go. The female stoped kissing and smaked him and walked of. It was pretty sad.
it wasnt my fault....i just couldnt hold it in anymore....

[SillyRabbit123]

Sillyrabbit reporting in- today i wuz walking down the hall at school,which is about 70 or so ft long. anyway, i started my fart at the end of the hall, and i was walking at a normal pace, too, and ended it at about 10 ft away from the other end. IT WUZ AWESOME!! NEW HIGH SCORE!! ID LIKE TO SEE ANYONE TRY TO TOUCH MY 60 FOOTER!!

thats what i thought.

[Kaki]

Damn silly rabit stop tripel posting also

My worst fart started two days ago and still has not stopped.....its suffocateing me......

[Id]

Blowing bubles in the pool while my head was out of the water...........in front of my GF parents. yeah its not funny!

[Vilnius]

Church. I tried to hold it, but exactly at a moment where there was complete silence, I couldn't hold it any longer. I got a lot of dirty looks, but got my revenge because it smelled so horrible.

[Rinali]

I farted once when I was bicycling with my friend and talking about bishies the same time..

[Heldensheld]

Well, not mine but an old classmate of mine farted in class. He was made fun of all his school time for this ancient fart. This guy was doing a presentation - totally serious. So, he gets up. Half way through the presentation he stops and it's quiet for like 10 seconds. He started to let a real bad fart I mean, holy fuck Godzilla is coming, fart. It was horrid, it lasted 5-6 seconds and ended with a squeek, and sadly, a sponge dump sound!? So then everyone breaks out in laughter, and he claims it wasn't him. Little does he know little shit balls are rolling down his pant leg.

I cried of laughter so much that day my 2nd subject teacher thought I was getting abused from my father because of all the tear marks.



FUNNY FUNNY SHIT!!! SHIT BALLS :D . Classic!!!

[Shishou]

I have never farted in my life.

[Hangatýr]

Butt plug?

[Lancelot]

it wasn't my fart, but those farts people let off during sit-ups in gym are gross!!! NOT WHILE I'M HOLDING YOUR FEET PLEASE !:guns


sooo true, ive been in both those situations :P

[Noobified69]

i shitted while in a small stock room... poor guy with me the room was really small and light was not functioning so he coudlnt find the door... i think it was funny, not embarassing

[princesstaco]

A while back I was at a football game and started feeling pretty gassy. I figured since it was so loud out I could let one or two rip without anyone noticing. No one heard me but a few minutes later I heard someone behind my exclaim 'It smells like a frikkin' sewer up here.'

At least I didn't get caught.

[Spunkey]

In 7th grade gym we had to do push-ups and I pushed too hard and one slipped out>.<"

[uncanny_sama]

Once I was running the mile run. I had been having gas the whole morning, so when I was running I decided to let one slide, however, when I let it out, I feel something cold and damp leak out. When I look down there was brown sludge going down the side of my leg. I ran across the middle of the track and ran to the bathroom to wash it off. Nobody ever knew.


goddamn thats the most nasty shit ive ever heared