Quote your life.

[Chaotic Diplomat]

Quote your life from a comic, poem, story, or a movie. Just post your Quotes here. I'll post mine here soon!

[isanon]

i was born i got drunk i ended up here <- my life

[UtahCrip]

"'Cuz if you lookin' for me you you can find me
On the blocc disobeyin' the law
Real G--therobred from the streets
Pants saggin' with my gun in my draws"

[mike_william]

I've got one for Utah_Crip.

"This is what happens Larry. This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" - the big labowski.

Utah's mom was an anal whore who had a butt baby.

[CoolBuu]

And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

[Archssor]

Its a hard knock life for us...

[furious styles]

"i dont know why i do most of the things that i do. but thats why i do em." - yours truly

[ezxx]

"To Each His Own"

[ichinii30]

life is cool, just takes it easy and don't die

don't remember where i got it, but it was cool

[Goongasnootch]

"There are few ties between friends that are closer than those of brothers in martial arts."

[Master Scorpion]

There is no true love,and there are no true friends... So, listened and followed your heart

[Miss CCV]

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; it is measured by the moments that take our breath away."

[lekki]

I see lots of plagarism on this thread, is plagarism the right word? You get the idea.

Well "Be easy people"

[Danny Lilithborne]

"The Internet makes you stupid." - Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

TRUTH.

[Peliqua]

"I've tested the depth of water with both feet."

Just because I'm impulsive and hate to wait, preferring to do things without planning- I just think that things will turn out in the end, and my (almost unfairly) large amount of luck seems to help me.

[Rikudou]

"Spartans do ask not how many, but where they are.:amuse"

I just replace the 'Spartans' area with Oghuz.:smile-big

[Hangatýr]

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship." - Oscar Wilde

[Chamcham Trigger]

"I am Marv Gomez....the leather man"
<=====doesn't wear leather.

[TGC]

heres mine..."Think generously, speak courteously, act kindly, care deeply, live passionately"

:laugh

[Danny Lilithborne]

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship." - Oscar WildeThis quote is invalidated because it's by Oscar Wilde. Look him up on Wikipedia (http://www.wikipedia.org) and you'll find out why.

[Shogun]

(he gay)...

[Chaotic Diplomat]

http://www.garfield.com/comics/comics_archives_strip.html?2005-ga050929 Thats my quote!

[CrazyMoronX]

"Life sucks, and then you die" -that one guy in that one movie... sorry I'm not big on quotes.

[Hangatýr]

Because he was homosexual? Meh, he's still awesome.

[organizedcrime]

Ech, I gotta keep on finding ways around things

"If we built this wooden badger..."

[JAPPO]

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2036630051018.gif
^^^^
what the boss says at the last of it is my quote!

[Lucifer]

MY Favorite is Quote: "No matter where you are... everyone is always connected" -Lain Iwakura XD.
"Death is the absolute Freedom" -Kaworu Nagisa

Random/Weird Quotes:
Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way -William S. Burroughs

And anime has a style of violence and action that is so cartoonsih, and so outlandish, that it's not offensive... it's almost like slapstick. -Guillermo del Toro

[Kurairu]

People have hope...
Because they cannot see Death standing behind them."

--Bleach

[Chaotic Diplomat]

Very nice! I actually like some of these quotes.

[SeruraRenge]

"Life sucks, and then you die" -that one guy in that one movie... sorry I'm not big on quotes.
It's "Life's a btich, then you die". I love that one.
And anime has a style of violence and action that is so cartoonsih, and so outlandish, that it's not offensive... it's almost like slapstick. -Guillermo del Toro

Dead Leaves is a perfect example of this. You will never be grossed out, you will simply laugh your ass off.

[Archssor]

Don't touch that poop...

[sasukecopyninja]

simple quote i made myself

Regret is hard to live with, but when you regret, you can't help but live.

and it is so true ^_^

[Detri]

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

[Danny Lilithborne]

It's not my fault that you're amazed every time I type something on the Internet. You are the one that chose to be amazed. I know I'm full of shit.

[Psyonic]

Death smiles at us all...all a man can do is smile back.

[Scar]

"Theres No Point In Living If You Can't Feel Alive"
"Death: A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor."
"Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live."
"Death--the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening."
" Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the greatest good."

I got those five from somewhere ... can't remember though. Anyway the next one is my own.
" In order to defeat your rival, become his friend and then betray him."
By Scar

[Edgecrusher]

I absolutely refuse.
There. I did it. Now may I have a cookie?

Actually, I agree with Detri. I've always felt that way... All these things, when you die, it makes no difference whether you had them or not.

[haunted]

"The clouds will part and the sky cracks open and God himself will reach his fucking arm through, just to push you down, just to hold you down"

[aka_xena]

Friends? You have friends? I have to pay for mine!

- I use it all the time. I claim it as MINE. lol - Patent pending...

[falconmain]

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Groucho Marx

Bad times remind us of the good times we spent
badly.

There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
--- Calvin and Hobbes

[moer]

nobodies perfect, i'm a nobody therefore i'm perfect

practice makes perfect, nothings perfect, why practice?

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 teqiula, floor

to learn something means to conquer it through practice

sorry if i repeated something, didn't read the whole thread

[Shogun]

Life is like a hot tub, the more you stay in, the more wrinkled you get...

[Personal Jesus]

"You think I'm not freaked out about leaving?? About going to college?? Being on my own, doing my own laundry? I'm having nightmares! White's easy, dark's easy, but what about my white shirt with black stripes??! What then??!" -- Eric Matthews, "Boy Meets World"

...

My life is one big laundry basket.

[tuggumkee]

-Clean your finger before you point at my spots.
Benjamin Franklin

[Irish_Jonin]

my personal fave:
live with no regrets...that and everybody wang chung tonight
-out cold

[Aecen]

"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."

"Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles."


"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." - Albert Einstein

[Vince Johnson]

"If the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the Ground! Fuck the world!"

[JAPPO]

"If the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the Ground! Fuck the world!"
:smack BAD BOY! STICK THAT DICK OUTTA THERE :cool

[Kurairu]

"People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them"

My favorite.

[kakako petja]

my life was fun, cool, ugly, gangsta, crazy and then nothing. from my point of view.

[ThiefKing]

"My cock is much bigger than yours!" ~ System of a Down

"Everyone has a different fight
A different wound that keeps them bleeding
Ao what's wrong with a little fun
Everybody needs to find their something
Is this how your gonna treat your son
Fuck 'em up and give em nothing." ~ Smile Empty Soul

yay:amuse

[Danichi]

"Human nature is simply a mockery to satisfy our limits in life."

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

It's either...

:kkbook"When life gives you lemons, read them with absolutely no remorse.":kkbook

or...

"When in doubt..bite the enemy!"

[Luckey]

Im not a businessman, im a business MAAANNNN.
- Luckey

[Toddler Kakashi]

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Suess

[SillyRabbit123]

From the day I was born until the day i die, the only side im on is my own --saiyuki
What do i do to ignore them behind me? do i follow my instincts blindly? do i hide my pride from these bad dreams and give in to sad thoughts that are maddening? do i trust somebody and get fooled by phoniness, or do i trust nobody and live in lonliness? --Lp their lyrics rock :P

[SillyRabbit123]

It's either...
:kkbook"When life gives you lemons, read them with absolutely no remorse."

when life hands ME lemons, i make beef stew. :P

[Syrah]

"I fight only for myself and love only myself" :sandspin


....but i guess it's actually more like "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger" :ninja

[Atreyu]

"Life is a bitch, and i fuck it!"

[Chaotic Diplomat]

You guys have messed up lives! Some of these make me seem you are commiting suicide or something!

[yikaln]

" live your life like you will never live again"

don't remember where i get it....

[Kaki]

My life is like a box of chocolates..... that has three pieces on the 51st layer....

[earthshine]

"dont worry, be happy"

[Kaki]

"anything less than the best is a fellony...under pressure dum de du adada

[Gisaku Kimura]

"I am rather inclined to silence, and weather that be wise or not, it is at least more unlikely these days to find someone who can hold his tongue than to find someone who cannot." -Honest Abe

[Haruka]

"I eat rice.. I am a panda."

[Kush P]

"Free your mind, and your ass will follow.."

[less]

"Riding on their armchairs, they dream of wealth and fame. Fear is their companion, Nintendo is their game. Never Done Jack and Two Thumbs Don and sidekick Don't Say Dick; they laugh at others failures, while they have not done shit." - William Shatner.

[BladeofTheChad]

"Shit!!!!"

[ZamKenobi]

"Life is good, eternal life is better" -Stellar Kart

[Psyonic]

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; it is measured by the moments that take our breath away."

That's one and another one is in my sig

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[RogueRed2]

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


-(Shakspeare's Macbeth Act V, Scene V)



I haven't posted in a loooooong time >___>

Edit: Wow, my last post was in April

[TsunadeChic]

"I have loved but one man in my life and I have lost him..... twice" ~ Cyrano deBergerac

[wingsofevil]

"my life is boring but is getting better"

[faux_fox]

"Rocky bouht a coconut he bought it for a dime. rocky had another one. He paid it for a lime. True. He put the lime in the coconut he drank it all up, he put the lime in the coconut... " (lol) XD

[meekozy]

True love are like ghosts. Everyone talks about them, but rarely any were actually found.

[rimpelcut]

I'm sparticus

[vanh]

keep on dreaming about luxurious things , but remember to enjoy even smallest happy moment.

[Dommy]

Try to be happy always. :)

[Korey]

Life sucks
coz then you die
so f*** the world
and lets get high

[sel]

life's like a box of chocolates, get away from mine and get your own

[~ Masamune ~]

"I'm an angel,but then again so was Lucifer"

[Paracetamol Boy]

Dude, where's my car?

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone."

[Korey]

We may not be together in sight
but we're still connected heart to heart

My bf wrote that in my christmas card and when I read it I started crying.

[Pestilence]

The title of either Naruto ch.25 or Bleach ch.188

"For your dreams!!"

"Crush the world down"

[Sakura Kaijuu]

"'Um. What's the name of the word for things not being the same always. You know. I'm sure there is one. Isn't there? There must be a word for it ... the thing that lets you know time is happening. Is there a word?'

'Change.'"

Delirium and Dream -- Brief Lives, The Sandman series

[rimpelcut]

love rows my boat and blood forms a stream.

[Chrona]

"To Hell With You All"
"......uhh..........."

[Sakashi]

"I live to die"

[Zed Of Blades]

"i dun care..."

[Bya Bya]

There is no true love,and there are no true friends... So, listened and followed your heart
Raonel-kun, only because you haven't met them yet, doesn't mean they don't exist and you'll never meet them :wink

"If something is too hard to do, it's not worth doing" (C) Homer J Simpson

"Geek shall rule the world" (C) Matt Groening (again from Simpons)

What can I say, I love Groening's humour XD

[Hoshiko]

Life is only what you make it out to be.

[Kagi]

"I live to please...unless it requires effort"

[Miss CCV]

"CARPE DIEM."

[olaf]

"sex is like bridge: if you don't have good partner, you have to have good hand"
:P
Woody Allen

[ShuiMei]

Ah, all my favourite quotes are mostly by politicians, here's my favourites by Pierre Ellior Trudeau :D

"It is wonderful to be despised, if, deep down, we know that we are right"

"...a country can be influential in the world by the size of its heart and the breadth of its mind..."

"With all its drudgery, sham, and broken dreams, it's still a beautiful world."

"Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled."

"I've been called worse things by better people,"
Pierre Elliot Trudeau on being called an asshole by Richard Nixon


There's a bunch more, I love that man :cry

[uncanny_sama]

veridis quo

[Dommy]

Life is just like a brief candle.
Short and fragile. :oh

[shuitou7]

My Life - Challenging
My Words - Cold
My Blade - Deadly
My Pain - Unbarable
My Smile - Fake
My Truth - Lies
My Family - Torn
My Heart - Broken
My Soul - Black
My Scars - Real

[GaaraOfTheSandbox]

Oh I have so many I live my life by...a few:

- Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied.
- Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
- Never argue with idiots. The just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.
- When you were born everyone around was smiling' and you were crying'. Live your life so that when you're dying, everyone around you is crying and you are smiling.
- You may fool the whole world down the pathways of years and get pats on the back as you pass; but your final reward will be heartache and tears, if you've cheated the man in the glass.
- The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf.

Yeah...I'm something kinda zen, aren't I? =P

[Dilemma]

Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and tall one.

[FrouFrou]

you might have my warderobe, you don´t have my style.

Help! She can´t swim

[Lucifer]

Death is my only way to absolute freedom.

[rimpelcut]

Death is my only way to absolute freedom.

nah your wrong

[Lucifer]

nah your wrong
nope, Kaworu Nagisa said it. you're wrong.

[Danny Lilithborne]

"No matter how many times you try, the result will be the same." - Harman Smith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harman_Smith)

[Lucifer]

Loco, there is original from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Kaworu: Thank you Shinji.
Shinji: Kaworu... Why?
Kaworu: It is my destiny to continue living.
Kaworu: As a result, humanity will perish.
Kaworu: But I can also die.
Kaworu: Live or die. It makes no difference.
Kaworu: Death is my only way to absolute freedom.
Shinji: What... Kaworu...
Shinji: I have no idea what you are talking about!
Shinji: Kaworu...
Kaworu: It is my final request...
Kaworu: Come, give me freedom.
Kaworu: If you don't, then all of you will be no more.
Kaworu: There can be only one that will escape Armageddon and inherit the future.

[Danny Lilithborne]

"Disgusting..." - Asuka Langley Soryuu

[Lucifer]

"Disgusting..." - Asuka Langley Soryuu
lol xD, so true. I was remember that last quote from end of eva...

edit: "The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirith." by Keel Lorentz

[Aman]

Luke, i am your father. :huh

[Lexiefaye]

"I wish to be the hero of my own life" - David Coppersfield

"Isolated observation from indoors / My window is my minds whirpool / Devouring my own delusion / Of saving effort for a better cause" - Selection from my own poem A Wasted Life

"A guy with a bandanna is passing out advertisements for a new club. He looks at me ... not in the eye ... but with an ambiguous glance at my feet.
And then he passes me by. His hand remained in a fist on the laminated square of paper. Apparently, he has a powerful drive to keep holding on. It was as if he was worried ... worried that by accident the wind will whip it away and heaven forbid I will be be at the end of the blast. " -My poem Rejection from the Bandana Man

"Calves are easily bound and slaughtered never knowing the reason why ... but whoever treasures freedom, like the swallow should learn to fly." - The folk song Danae

[Heroic]

"What's freedom worth having if you don't have the freedom to make mistakes"