How do you ask someone out?

[SillyRabbit123]

like it says. i usually get asked out even tho im the guy but they usually get their friends to tell me :P lol....chicks

[genjo sanzo]

you don't ask people online they're always wrong.

[UtahCrip]

i juss point to my crotch and the ladies seem to understand. that probably won't work if you aint gangsta tho

[Misk]

i juss point to my crotch and the ladies seem to understand. that probably won't work if you aint gangsta tho

If this is the next generation of world leaders then were screwed


and on topic......

Asking a girl out is not that hard its summoning up the courage thats hard
Basically just straight ask her and act timid they find that cute sometimes
Do not like act vile and disgusting like dumbass up here

Basically BE YOURSELF not a stereotype

[Near]

If this is the next generation of world leaders then were screwed

Seemed to work for Bill Clinton.

[NarutoUzumaki]

Yes every generation seems to get lazier and more imature then the one before it

[UtahCrip]

If this is the next generation of world leaders then were screwed


and on topic......

Asking a girl out is not that hard its summoning up the courage thats hard
Basically just straight ask her and act timid they find that cute sometimes
Do not like act vile and disgusting like dumbass up here
my shit aint vile or disgusting. i just cut straight to the point. if there aint no succing or fuccing then im gone. thats how i live my life. i hope one day i'll be the HCIC.(head crip in charge)

[monk3]

go up to her and say. 'will you go out with me?' it's flawless

[ezxx]

i juss point to my crotch and the ladies seem to understand. that probably won't work if you aint gangsta tho
rofl hahahah. I gotta give you that one, almost shat my pants. :laugh

on topic: Show the chick some money and say wanna go out? She shall.

[General Shino]

A generation of dumbasses is funner then a generation of smart pricks, yay fun time.... Lets let our next generation deal with the problems we caused..lololol...take that bastards!

[Misk]

OUCH THE BAD GRAMMAR BURNS
Your english burns my eyes
Love is not about sex only vile shitheads think about Sex only
Yes I do think about it but I want a girl to like me for who I am not my penis size.

[cloin]

I find that approaching the girl and saying in your most serious manner 'I want to be inside you' works really well. In theory, it has never failed me.

[Procyon]

my shit aint vile or disgusting. i just cut straight to the point. if there aint no succing or fuccing then im gone. thats how i live my life. i hope one day i'll be the HCIC.(head crip in charge)

This phrase has become such a cliché, but, what a poser. :huh
The point of being in a relationship is not sex. Until you come to realize this, no matter how old you are, you're still immature. Sex is natural, but females aren't bubble wrap for guys to run around and pop. :oh

Anyway, follow Inuyasha's advice. It's good! :P

[uncle jafuncle]

thats how i live my life. i hope one day i'll be the HCIC.(head crip in charge)

"I'm going to be the Cripkage one day, dattebayo! That's my way of the gangsta!"

Sorry, it just reminded me of something Naruto would say. :laugh

[Sento]

Act like your broke (cover meal cost for date) and make her feel special by letting on that she is smarter than you and then your pretty much fuckbuddies :)

[UtahCrip]

OUCH THE BAD GRAMMAR BURNS
Your english burns my eyes
Love is not about sex only vile shitheads think about Sex only
Yes I do think about it but I want a girl to like me for who I am not my penis size.
love doesnt exist in my world. dont know how long till you get ran up on and go to where them angels dont come.

[Misk]

The funny thing is I know a lot of people like Utah and they die before they even have the opportunity to have sex

[Bleach Me]

Dude, there are so many factors you're not addressing here. I mean if you're gonna ask me a question at least give me the vital facts that I need to give you an answer that is at least somewhere near what you really need to know.

I mean, what age group are we talking about here? 15-20, 20-25, 25-30?? Also, what background does the girl that you're thinking about have? Is she traditional Asian, or maybe from South America? All these factors are vital to know when approaching a girl, for instance...

If you want to ask out an 18 year old, super traditional Chinese girl well... Just forget it, prepare yourself to be her good friend for about 1 year at least then ask her to marry you. If you're lookin at a 24 year old home-town American girl, just go up to her and ask her. Ur chances are most likely 50/50 anyways on that one. If the girls over 30 and anything and ur younger then 25, she only wants sex and she WILL let you know so you dont have to say anything at all.

Anyways, I need facts first... Then maybe I can help. Or you can jsut fuck it, grow some balls and follow your gut. That's usually the best way to go about it anyways. ;)

[Paul the SK]

Lil' Crippie strikes agin. :oh

[SeruraRenge]

love doesnt exist in my world. dont know how long till you get ran up on and go to where them angels dont come.
then you are a sad excuse for a human being, and you have my pity.

[Bleach Me]

Holy SHIT how fucking boring!!!

Utah Crip just happened to post HIS fucking opinion in this thread and its all gone to shit.

Why dont you guys just ignore him if he bugs you so much? Why do you have to spam/blam the shit out of every thread he happens to grace with his presence. Its really, honestly, truly, fucking boring. :blink

[organizedcrime]

85% of the peoples quoted UtahCrip. I sense some e-crushes.

Really simple.

"Hello my name is ______, I'd like to have some time to talk with you"

Or uneless you want to fall off a helicopter asking her out with a mexican band on the background, whichever rocks your boat.

Sounds like your having a talk with your child on drugs. I have to try out the mexican band thing

[SillyRabbit123]

roflmao! this is the funniest shit ever! and for a fake question too! also utah, if u really think your badass then y r u on a naruto forum? give up. lol jk. but that clinton shit was hillarious.

[Misk]

Setoshi you are not badass in any sense -_-
Trash the thread its a major waste of time and effort
Only good for quotables

[Sweet Ambrosia]

Dude, there are so many factors you're not addressing here. I mean if you're gonna ask me a question at least give me the vital facts that I need to give you an answer that is at least somewhere near what you really need to know.

I mean, what age group are we talking about here? 15-20, 20-25, 25-30?? Also, what background does the girl that you're thinking about have? Is she traditional Asian, or maybe from South America? All these factors are vital to know when approaching a girl, for instance...

If you want to ask out an 18 year old, super traditional Chinese girl well... Just forget it, prepare yourself to be her good friend for about 1 year at least then ask her to marry you. If you're lookin at a 24 year old home-town American girl, just go up to her and ask her. Ur chances are most likely 50/50 anyways on that one. If the girls over 30 and anything and ur younger then 25, she only wants sex and she WILL let you know so you dont have to say anything at all.

Anyways, I need facts first... Then maybe I can help. Or you can jsut fuck it, grow some balls and follow your gut. That's usually the best way to go about it anyways. ;)
Bleah Me has a point. What kind of a girl is she? If she's some ho(preferably drunk) then Utahcrip's strategy might actually work. If she's your good friend then just be yourself and ask away. If she's someone you hardly know, then get to know her first before persuing something romantic.

[SillyRabbit123]

NOT TRUE!! this is the funniest shit!! lol, setoshi is so badass, when the sign says take 1, he takes 2. beat that. go ahead and try, cuz if thats not badass, i dont know wut is

[SeruraRenge]

Or uneless you want to fall off a helicopter asking her out with a mexican band on the background, whichever rocks your boat.
you mean a Mariachi (sp?) band? That would be awesome! They could play one of those sappy slow songs when I ask her, then if she says yes, they can play that Hat Dance song with the really catchy tune.

[NarutoUzumaki]

wow only a gangster with no respect would come on to a naruto forum

[Yume Neeban]

my shit aint vile or disgusting. i just cut straight to the point. if there aint no succing or fuccing then im gone. thats how i live my life. i hope one day i'll be the HCIC.(head crip in charge)
He never actually said it was vile or discusting. YOu were just quick to assume so. Guilty Concience Utahcrip?:tem

anyway...
Just go up to them and initiate a conversation.

[Personal Jesus]

"Hey, you wanna go get some coffee?"

"Let's go do something. Movie? Dinner?"

..and so on. Works for both genders.

[Uchiha Inkatomi]

just do what monk3 said just go up to her and ask her out. pretty self explanitory

[Archssor]

Be yourself. :)

[sasukecopyninja]

you gotta be blunt as hell:P walk up to em and jsut bluntly say willy uo go otu with me lol, thats gotta be the onyl way to go unless you wanna totally romantic lol but pssh with romantics jsut use a wicked ass cheesy pick up line:Pand top it all off with a single red rose and follow up with dinner plans:P

[SillyRabbit123]

lol uhhh,....

[CrazyMoronX]

Just say "Girl, I want to get with you!" it worked for that guy on SNL, it should work for everyone.

[Zenith]

Go up to the girl and ask "Do you have any raisins?" Probably she'll say no. Then ask "How about a date?" XD

[sasukecopyninja]

haha tah would be a funny way of approching it:P lol

[Chaotic Diplomat]

Why make this thread? It makes us belive its not true.like it says. i usually get asked out even tho im the guy but they usually get their friends to tell me :P lol....chicks But yet you have to ask the question how to ask them out? To me this guy SillyRabbit123 isn't what he seems.

[dylec]

Go up to the girl and ask "Do you have any raisins?" Probably she'll say no. Then ask "How about a date?" XD
Heh, witty & maybe even funny. :amuse
Have you managed to pick up any date this way, whether the fruit or the girl? :D

[CoolBuu]

I think what old Silly is asking is "how do you ask someone out, as opposed to how he himself should do it. It's just a question about preference, I think. Silly, I always try to get to know girls before I drop any kind of ideas about dating. To me, if I am going to be in a relationship at all, I have to know a girl, and be friends with her. Any girl that throws me the "you're cute let's go out" type thing, I pretty much blow them off. I mean, who wants a shallow bitch?

EDIT:

You'll realize that this whole, "Will you go out with me" nonsense gets phased out as you get older. Can you imagine your dad going up to a girl in a bar and asking, "Will you go out with me?" Give me a break. build friendships first. It will make everything else more worthwhile. And longlasting :)

[Uchiha_Zero]

I KNOW! Lets ask Chef!

[CoolBuu]

I KNOW! Lets ask Chef!

ahahaha! Yes!

[Vince Johnson]

i would jus do what utahcrip said na mean? cuz a long term relationship aint worth it.
this is just da mentality i was raised wit. srry if it offend you.

[CoolBuu]

lol point at your crotch? Go for it, guy.

[Cthulhu-versailles]

get a big bucket of oil or any toxic liquid. Got find the person shove there head in it and scream IF YOU DON"T GO OUT WITH ME YOU WON"T BE ABLE TO BREATH!

Ahem! this gurantee's success.:smile-big

Fact: if you ask out 100 girls at least 1 will give you her number. :amazed :amazed

Ahem! Unless your as ugly as the hunchback of notredam.. even then though if you ask out 1000 girls you'll get at least one number.

..This is really what the defiinition of big pimpin is...:amazed

[Dark Shadow]

I'm not going to say. I find Inuyasha's theory to work best ^_^
Oh yeah, and SSB seems to know his stuff too.

[sensaike]

Personally I don’t get why lot of people say you should get to know them first. I just go with the flow. Although I don’t ask girl in my school. (cause they will see you again) And if I do is strictly sex nothing else. i had/have many strictly just about sex relationships. Is fun and u don break your head thinking. Personally I hate commitment! So it work well for me. If the girl agreed and you agreed is all good. (ugly or nerd guys this is not for you)

But yet if you are looking for a relationship long relationship, meaning girlfriend. You should know who you are asking. U don’t wanna have a bitch as ur GF… and just walk up to her and say u wanna go out with her, what happened after is up to you. (Be yourself but be funny no too funny or she’s get bore, dress ns and your on your way)

[basiK]

lol point at your crotch? Go for it, guy.
Hahah yer good luck.

Guest/utahcrip- "points at crotch"
Girl- "kicks crotch in"

[Archssor]

Hahah yer good luck.

Guest/utahcrip- "points at crotch"
Girl- "kicks crotch in"

If I were a girl, I would bite it off.

[Vince Johnson]

If I were a girl, I would bite it off.

thats the spirit!

[camus]

ok, here it goes step one, find a big club and hit her in the head first that will help you get a good answer, ehehehhehe.

ok seriously, its all about confidence, girls have a 6th sense about that shit so you just have to do it whenever you are feeling good about yourself if thats hard for you well a few shots of tequila can change your confidence level, just don't get so drunk that you become unbearable, you know just a happy buzz. Well, in most cases it should be rather straight forward cause you probablly have an idea if she likes you or not already.

[Lord Itachi]

they have to give you a clue or a hint before you make your move

[Danny Lilithborne]

they have to give you a clue or a hint before you make your moveEither that, or they see your huge boner and take pity on you.

[SillyRabbit123]

Either that, or they see your huge boner and take pity on you.
lmao! that one guy who sed i don want advice but wut YOU do. lol this stuff is funny

[JAPPO]

Either that, or they see your huge boner and take pity on you.
That surprisengly works. "Oh.. god.. my boner.."
"Oh you poor pathetic man... ok Ill go out"

[Vince Johnson]

sometimes i feel like grabbin random women's butt. i kno its wrong but its the gangsta spirit taking charge of my mind. somehow i hav to take charge of the gangsta that is me.

[konohasno1]

i juss point to my crotch and the ladies seem to understand. that probably won't work if you aint gangsta tho

HAAHAAHA! I find that funny. But I don't think i would approch a girl that way. I'ld ask the chick out to a nice dinner, and ask her there, works all the time.:smile-big . BE POLITE, AND BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR ON DATES, THIS GOES FOR ALL GUYS...
My friends gets pretty crazzy on dates...lol

[Danny Lilithborne]

That surprisengly works. "Oh.. god.. my boner.."
"Oh you poor pathetic man... ok Ill go out"They should have an Internet museum because posts like this are priceless. Funny, true and pathetic all at once.

[Detri]

I suggest you drop something in front of her (in a place only she can reach it, so as to make her bend over to pick it up), then start dry-humping her rear end while she's bent over. It'll give you a good idea whether or not you even want to bother.

[Scar]

Hmmm, Well there a lot of good points begin made on this thread. Sadly, I can't actually give any advice since I don't ask girls out. I like being with myself most of time and I m the type to be a boyfriend. Oh well, I m too lazy at times.

[zgnoud]

lol, anyone seen a japanese drama called Densha Otoko - Train man? i highly recommend you guys pick it up, absoutely Gold :D

[Hangatýr]

A bit of perverted charm works, I guess..

[Jonas]

dont say "would u go out with me?" that sounds so oold. just say do you want to do sumthing this weekend or something

[Edgecrusher]

"I'm going to be the Cripkage one day, dattebayo! That's my way of the gangsta!"

Sorry, it just reminded me of something Naruto would say. :laugh
Actually there is someone in a manga who would say something like that ('a gangster star' is what he calls it): Giorno Giovanna (JoJo's BA Part 5). He's an Italian gangster, the real deal. And the mafia he's in has stand fights instead of gun fights.

[Irish_Jonin]

well, the best thig to do is talk to her and get to know her. Ya know, build rapport.
just don't be shy and subservient, chicks don't go for that <---knows from exp.
other than that just be yourself, if she don't want to go out with you after she gets to know you, then it's for the best.

no point in wasting time with a girl that you won't get along with anyways...

[Soxfan17]

dont say "would u go out with me?" that sounds so oold. just say do you want to do sumthing this weekend or something
is the the person trying to just go on a date with the girl or have the girl as his GF. Because if you just want to go on a date then just say lets hang out this weekend or whatever day. But if u want her to be ur GF u should say would u go out with me. I know people who thought they had a GF cuz they went on a date to the movies. Also dont be afraid of rejection. The worst thing u they can say is no. If that happens u just move on to the next girl her lost.

[Kaki]

You see when i see a girl I like I go right up to her and say" your are the woman I am raly perusan and I see I'm the man of this town and I hope you won't mind if I show you around, if you jot down your number you'll get mine in exchange....."

[princesstaco]

How to ask a girl out? Wait until April 1st and then go up to the nearest hottie and scream 'WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME??'

If she says no, reply "April fools!" and laugh in her face.

It works best if you're both thirteen.

[Shishou]

Go up to someone and say. "Do you want to go out?"

And if they say No, slap em.

[Lord Of Reapers]

i should write some of this stuff down

[roguenoir]

Ask out every girl you see that you find hot

"Hey cutie, you wanna kiss?" And if they respond negatively, "just kidding"

[rimpelcut]

getting a girl to go out with you is an art. you just have to start talking to her about some trivial thing then ask something about her maybe say something like I see your like this and that and thats what I like, ask her to meet somewhere. remember that you are choosing a girl not the other way around and don't let your balls shrink when she says something thats implieing that she is disirable to you, you know when a hot girl is all arrogant and stuff, just think to yourself wow she is rude and make it clear to her in form of a joke or something. This will tell her: you are not a pushover, you have your own opinions, (in other words your a man), you pick the girls. looking good and rich helps but to get girls crazy you need to be a man in other words, mentally strong/clear, this will give also creativity>humor and succes in live.
I can't really explain it in detail cuz it's just like your the man or your one of those losers that watch oprah and look in the mirror all the time or drink all day forget your dreams. I don't worry, I don't think I just go and it works if it doesn't I do something else.

hope that gives you some locomotives

[Id]

Show her your wang.......................

[gizmobear99]

How to ask a girl out? Wait until April 1st and then go up to the nearest hottie and scream 'WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME??'

If she says no, reply "April fools!" and laugh in her face.

It works best if you're both thirteen.


Wow, i gotta give you rep for that one lol

[gizmobear99]

Oh another of my favourites...

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Awesome how i used this on a girl during my organic chemistry lab last week... Didn't work though haha. She laughed and hit me. :( Ow, my feelings!

[Muffin_]

you know when a hot girl is all arrogant and stuff, just think to yourself wow she is rude and make it clear to her in form of a joke or something. This will tell her: you are not a pushover, you have your own opinions, (in other words your a man), you pick the girls. looking good and rich helps but to get girls crazy you need to be a man in other words, mentally strong/clear, this will give also creativity>humor and succes in live.



bingo!

I love it when a guy tries to knock me down a notch,(while still showing that he’s interested.) Funny and mean, mmmm. :pleased

[Maes]

Well, first off. I've tried the whole "get to know her first" thing. It has backfired on me 11 out of 11 times. It would be a good idea to get to know her first, but don't do it for very long, otherwise the moment you approach her to ask her out she'll tell you how she just started dating some other guy; and she'll say it before you can even speak. That, or she'll tell you she's a lesbian. The former has happened 8 times to me and the latter has happened 3. So my piece of advice: don't wait too long.

That's as much advice as I'll ever have for you, since I've pretty much given up on the whole idea of me ever having a significant other.

[roguenoir]

www.sosuave.com

Better to get advice from the experts rather than clueless otakus