Sorry,I do not understand English

[lupeng6]

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[lupeng6]

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[lupeng6]

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[lupeng6]

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[Jink]

wtf are you doing

[conceptz]

wtf are you doing

my thoughts exactly

[chauronity]

ahh, some dojinshi... shizukaka. Some of those were actually funny

=)

[hiko]

wtf are you doing
Bleedin ell folks, no offense but is it not pretty self-explanatory? Someone whose English isn't strong enough to give us a lengthy introduction in English has found some doujinshi (fanfiction) scans and has posted them to the translations forum so that a translator can work on them. We should be thanking lupeng6 for taking the time to actually make an original contribution, not question his/her sanity :cool.

[shinraiden]

Holy crap, is that the long-lost original FMB fanfic? :P

[lupeng6]

大家好，本人这厢有礼了，有懂中文的吗？

[Jion]

大家好，本人这厢有礼了，有懂中文的吗？

I think he/she said "Hi everybody, something, is something chinese?"

I'm guessing, "is there someone who understands Chinese?" Unfortunately, my own mastery of that language is poor at best.

謝謝

[Rokudaime]

LOL to Gaara and Lee scene(what i understand is..Roughly translation)

Lee : I want to gain back my pride that you crush last years..
Gaara : Naruto changed me , I am not the same that used to be.
Lee : Let see !
Gaara:NAruto teached me new jutsu
**Sexy Sakura no jutsu**
Lee : I lose ! (nose bleed)
Gaara win!

[Yukimura]

I don't think it's a doujinshi...it's just a really well put together fan-comic using scenes from the manga. You really put a lot of effort into this, didn't you? =)

[Procyon]

This person understands English perfectly. Spammer. :notrust

[gallacher]

Here's my translation :)

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1404/023tv.th.jpg (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=023tv.jpg)

Shizune : I am not going for some stupid matchmaking session !!
Tsunade : Since he is arleady here, why dont you just go and meet him. He is the handsome Kakashi!

Tsunade : And you shouldn't follow my path.. (Apparently Tsunade is still single, so she doesn't want Shizune to be single like her )

Tsunade : You are already 28, if you dont get married, you'll become a old virgin like me. Konoha already has me as the old virgin, we dont need another old virgin

Shizune : Tsunade !!

Tsunade: Sigh, let's not talk about such sad things. let's eat something first, Kakashi is late as usual

Shizune : Tsunade-sama, you shouldn't be drinking so much !!

[gallacher]

http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/7729/030np.th.jpg (http://img447.imageshack.us/my.php?image=030np.jpg)

Tsunade : Boss!! Bring another bottle of Sake here !!
Shizune : Tsunade-Sama, you have been drinking too much !

Tsunade : I am not drunk....
Shizune : Stupid Kakashi...

4 hours later, Kakashi appears

Kakashi : Sorry, I got lost in the path of life...
Shizune : Go to hell, you are forever late !!

[gallacher]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9117/044gv.th.jpg (http://img78.imageshack.us/my.php?image=044gv.jpg)

Kakashi : WAIT !!! (and runs away)

Shizune: Damn you, Kakashi

Shizune fails in her 50th matchmaking session !!
On the second day...

Tsunade: Shizune, we have a patient waiting for us.

Kakashi: Sorry, I'm seriously injured..

[gallacher]

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Shizune : Kakashi !! You are still alive !!!

Unknown Ninja (Carrying Kakashi on his shoulder) : Kakashi's ass is seriously torn..

Shizune : Ha Ha, I specialise in this field of medicine !

Kakashi: Oh Shizune, don't stop, I like it very much !

After they are finished...

Unknown Ninja : Kakashi are you ok?

Kakashi : Ahhhhhhhhhh... this is how Shizune expresses her love for me. This is heaven !!

[gallacher]

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Kakashi: It's time for me to be discharged.

Kakashi : Obito, I have a girlfriend now. She is very gentle and nice. She's much better than Rin by 10,000 times !!

Kakashi : Even though I have your Sharingan eyes, I still cannot tell her true feelings. What should I do ? Obito ....?

[gallacher]

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Shizune : Kakashi

Shizune : If you are late because you are here to visit Obito's grave, why dont you just come to Obito's grave earlier ??

Kakashi : I am here everyday to see Obito

Kakashi : Everytime I am here, I will tell myself not to be late. But whenever I am here, I'll revert back to my old-self. Everytime I think of the past, I will feel that I am worst than trash ...

Shizune : No , no, that's not how I feel about you...

Shizune : I will be so in love with you. Konoha's handsome Kakashi is very reliable. If we were to compare that night's competition....

Kakashi : Thank you Shizune.. I have something to tell you.

Shizune : What?

[tun]

What the fuck?

[Dyroness]

What the hell? Wanna get something chinese posted, go to jojohot's forums! =/

[Whitedragon1227]

有,你在那裡找到的?

[holmes221]

haha thanks for the translation ^_^

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

I'll thank everyone for not being rude (whether they can understand it or not) to someone who has something to contribute.

*Bookmarks thread for Occa to see, if nobody else who can translate Chinese well is inclined to speak*

[wsmc]

That kakashi/shizune manga is too long to read and translate, and besides some words can hardly be seen! .. >.<"


Nvm this is the one for the colored manga strip with Sandaime as the first panel:

Sandaime: Well, today we will be going through an emergency rescue exercise.
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Listless and lacking in enthusiasm...

Ninja 1: So boring/lame..
Ninja 2: No substance (literally translated: backbone)
Ninja 3: That's so backward.
Ninja 4: How meaningless...
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Sandaime: Naruto.. do help out a bit here..
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Naruto: Understood!
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In the end...
*fountains of nosebleed everywhere*
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*panic ensues*

"Oh no, Hokage-sama has fainted!"
"Don't bother with the bandages! Tissue paper will do just fine!"
"Medical squad! Medical squad!"
"Iruka-sensei has gone into shock!"
"[some guy's name in chinese whom I don't know]-sensei too"
"Basin of water (for washing of face).. quick!"


The Lee VS Gaara one has been translated earlier by someone else already.