Plan your funeral

[UtahCrip]

So when you die how do you want your funeral to be like?


when i get shot up and layed to rest i want my funeral to be kicc ass.
- open casket with me roccing full blue. dont matter how bad i got shot open casket is what i want
-get everyone a RIP Hubey shirt.
-the soundtracc has to be good to(thugz mansion and when thugs cry will definetly be getting played ).
-everyone who attends gets their own 40(none of that byob shit) to pay respect
- i want snoop there to but that would probably never happen. a crip legend at my funeral would be great.

i want everyone to have a good time cause you cant spell funeral without fun

[SeruraRenge]

I don't want to be buried. But I don't want to be cremated either. I wanna be blown up. Just put me on a bunch of explosives and let em off.

Or better yet, drop my body out of a helicopter. But you gotta leave me there, no matter where I land. Even if it's the mayor's lawn. But do keep the dogs away.

[meekozy]

So when you die how do you want your funeral to be like?


when i get shot up and layed to rest i want my funeral to be kicc ass.
- open casket with me roccing full blue. dont matter how bad i got shot open casket is what i want
-get everyone a RIP Hubey shirt.
-the soundtracc has to be good to(thugz mansion and when thugs cry will definetly be getting played ).
-everyone who attends gets their own 40(none of that byob shit) to pay respect
- i want snoop there to but that would probably never happen. a crip legend at my funeral would be great.

i want everyone to have a good time cause you cant spell funeral without fun

:S WTF! What did I tell you about stop acting like a black dude when you're white!

On topic, I just want a normal funeral, meaning, black clothes, black coffin and black roses.

[Danny Lilithborne]

I don't plan to have a funeral. If I die, I just want my body to be thrown into the ocean.

[Riles481]

Funeral, FUCK THAT! I wanna have sometin fucked up or cool happen to me when i die, like doing a triple backflip into a volcano, or fighting a bear and finding my body (or whats left of it) all over the forest.

ya...thatd be cool



and on a side note, Uteahcrip, as it states in your name, you are fro Utah, which just happens to be the most ungangsta and most religious state in the union(mormons, need i say more), and on top of that your white and your expectin me to believe that your a member of the crips:blink

whatever dude, a white boy from Utah is the last person the Crips would accept into their gang.

[organizedcrime]

I'm prolly gonna get neutralized during the Revolution, but I'd prefer to be cremated.

[Chamcham Trigger]

:S WTF! What did I tell you about stop acting like a black dude when you're white!

On topic, I just want a normal funeral, meaning, black clothes, black coffin and black roses.
I fully resent that. Why is that acting black? I'd rather classify that as a totally different type of attitude. Once you say that it's acting like a whole race then you're generalizing in a rather offending manner. Saying acting like a gangsta, or hood gangsta, or something similar to that, is much more acceptable :amuse. But since UC is a gangsta in all of our hearts then there's no need to tell him to stop.

Oh and I wanna be creamated like in the olden days and stuff.

[UtahCrip]

and on a side note, Uteahcrip, as it states in your name, you are fro Utah, which just happens to be the most ungangsta and most religious state in the union(mormons, need i say more), and on top of that your white and your expectin me to believe that your a member of the crips:blink

whatever dude, a white boy from Utah is the last person the Crips would accept into their gang.
stop spitting non sense to these kids. utah is da murder capital as far as im concerned. crips dont discriminate. like i been saying real recognize real. they recognized my gangsta and thats all it took.

[Dark Schneider]

All I know is the song "We will rock you" or "We are the Champions" must be played at my funeral. :D

[sperish]

Oh yay, a meaningful thread xd
I wanna be mummified, and kept in a glass casket +_+
No music, no partying xd

[Miss CCV]

I would like to be buried in a casket. In my viewing, I want to be surrounded by beautiful white roses and have a classical piece play in the background (i.e. Beethoven - "Moonlight Sonata" or the "Sunrise, Sunset" theme. I used to play the piano a long time ago that's why).

But hey, I don't want to die just yet! It's just morbid wishful thinking for now...

[Darko]

in the words of red from that 70s show...

"When my time comes I want to be buried face-down, so that anyone who doesn't like me, can kiss my ass"

honestly though i dont care how im buried though cremation seems to be the most dignified since you wont be having worms crawling in your innards for a hundred years while you slowly decompose

[UtahCrip]

oh yeah almost forgot one other request

-they should bury me with a glocc and some shells incase cats want drama on the other side

[SeruraRenge]

what's a glocc? Unless it's a misspelling?

[KK]

oh yeah almost forgot one other request

-they should bury me with a glocc and some shells incase cats want drama on the other side

LOLOL. That was confounding.

As long as there are several sexy mayles riding my preserved corpse, I'd be mighty pleased.

[Miss CCV]

oh yeah almost forgot one other request

-they should bury me with a glocc and some shells incase cats want drama on the other side

Tell those catz I said "wassup ya'll" once you reach Thugz Mansion, aiite yo?

[SeruraRenge]

Also, if I decide to be buried, I have a wish: Put in a tape recorder that goes off while they're lowering me. It's a recording of me screaming "I'm not dead! Oh dear God, lemme out of here!"

[UtahCrip]

what's a glocc? Unless it's a misspelling?
http://www.wellmarket.ru/pic/big_pic3052.jpg

Tell those catz I said "wassup ya'll" once you reach Thugz Mansion, aiite yo?
respond to my pm

[Jones]

i'd want blue neon lights under and in my casket. thats all. and maybe i'd play some gangsta rap (even nthough i dislike it strongly (hate)) just to piss off the old ppl.

[SkyIron]

I would like my body to buried so other organisms can live off me... ie: To benefit all other life.

[Yukimura]

I want it to be outdoors, in a undisturbed forest near a lake, on a chilly autumn night. I'll be in a casket with pure white petals. Eyes on Me by Faye Wong and probably Fields of Hope & Mizu no Akashi by Tanaka Rie will be played. There shouldn't be much partying--I want it to be calm and quiet. After the funeral, I get cremated and my ashes tossed somewhere unpopulated, hopefully on top of a tall mountain.

Aww, I'm sad now.

edit: and my 10 year old sailor moon drawings should be there too.

[Oujisama]

stop spitting non sense to these kids. utah is da murder capital as far as im concerned. crips dont discriminate. like i been saying real recognize real. they recognized my gangsta and thats all it took.
Ha ha murder capital, dont make me laugh. "as far as im concerned", well "as far" is about as far as you can throw a truck.

Anyway, i wanna be cremated, cause i dont want my remains still on this filthy earth, i want to be just gone in the air.

[UtahCrip]

Ha ha murder capital, dont make me laugh. "as far as im concerned", well "as far" is about as far as you can throw a truck.

Anyway, i wanna be cremated, cause i dont want my remains still on this filthy earth, i want to be just gone in the air.
get off my nuts, cuz. you would get murdered in SLC. utah is the murder capital and yes we do indeed murder for capital.

[aLkeMiSt]

So when you die how do you want your funeral to be like?


when i get shot up and layed to rest i want my funeral to be kicc ass.
- open casket with me roccing full blue. dont matter how bad i got shot open casket is what i want
-get everyone a RIP Hubey shirt.
-the soundtracc has to be good to(thugz mansion and when thugs cry will definetly be getting played ).
-everyone who attends gets their own 40(none of that byob shit) to pay respect
- i want snoop there to but that would probably never happen. a crip legend at my funeral would be great.

i want everyone to have a good time cause you cant spell funeral without fun

I was thinking of a different kind of funeral... you know.. a normal one?

[UtahCrip]

I was thinking of a different kind of funeral... you know.. a normal one?
that type of funeral is normal round here.

[Miss CCV]

"Don't feed the trolls."

Just feed them with sarcastic humor. :)

[Yume Neeban]

Cremated then 1/3 is just let loose into the wind. 1/3 dropped into the ocean. 1/3 into space.

[EDhg]

Cremated most likely.. then thrown into the sea.. OR blast off into space! :P

[Miss Asphyxia]

True story *And totally O.T., I apologize*

The other day I was floating through the net and happened upon www.wiggaz.com.. and who should turn up there but our dear friend Utah Crip. The pic of the skinny white guy looking protentious and utterly rediculous that he had in his old sig.

Sorry if anyone else has already seen this, I thought this was amusing..

[Shikamaru-sama]

Im not particularly bothered what happens at my funeral as long as im not there

[Dynomiteguy]

This thread is officially retarded -__-

[UtahCrip]

This thread is officially retarded -__-
yeah with your post.

-yeah someone submitted my pic and when i find out who im going to kicc some ass

[vervex]

Hmmm... I just would like to be cremated and my ashes to be trown from the top of the most beautiful I will have been to (ex: my city). I don't really care about the ceremony.

[pajamas]

This will piss off Christians and it's meant to, but this is what I want to happen.

I want my corpse crucified and placed in a fireproof and bulletproof and whateverelseproof transparent case with no way to get in or out. Then I want to buy a small plot of land on the side of a busy street and have the case (and my crucified body) placed there. And I want the deed stapled to my stomach so everyone who wants me to be pushed off can see that they can't do it! I don't want an actual funeral

[I ARE 1031]

that type of funeral is normal round here.

Do you ever get tired of it? I think we all get the joke/satire that is your online persona...kill it already. Damn, we know you aren't really gangsta and that you are just trying to be funny. Well it is kinda funny actually! :laugh

[princesstaco]

Bah. Funerals are for the living!

When I die, I'm not exactly going to be around to know what's going on. They could hold a nice, normal funeral with a bunch of sad friends and relatives or they could dump my body in a lake. I won't be able to tell the difference so I don't really care what they do with me afterwards.

Ok, maybe I do a little. I really would not want to be a medical cadaver. Just bury me somewhere. I don't care about the other details.

[Oujisama]

that type of funeral is normal round here.
Yea it is, in your imagination. Im sorry no, it has never happened.

[Jagermonster]

I would have Reign in Blood played on a loop throughout the entire thing. Then I would be cremated and my ashes would be thrown upon a famous battlefield. Followed by everyone crying and listening to Jimmy Buffet and smoking tons of pot.

[Kaki]

I want every one to put their underwear in my coffin with me, then leave me on a desert highway......

[Rocklee88]

pffft who gives. i would already be dead so i couldnt give a shit what they do with my soulless body on earth :P

[yummysasuke]

Well, I would want everything to be bright. Bright flowers and people dressed in whatever they wanted. I don't want people to remember me/the funeral to be dull and black. I once told my friend that I expected bright pink flowers...But hey, I'll be daed. How would I know what's happening

[mgrace]

I want people to laugh at my funeral and be happy to know I'm in a better place

[Rui]

I don't want to be buried or cremated. I want to be iced, so my body will be preserved.