Things/Lines the Naruto characters would never say.

[dspr8_rugged]

I got this topic from some other place, so if you don't have an idea how this thing goes, please read on...

The title explains it all - What are the things or lines that a Naruto character would NOT say?

An example:

Sakura: Naruto, I love you...
Naruto: Geez... you're annoying.
Sasuke (to Sakura): What about me? What about me?!
Sakura (to Sasuke): Geez... you're annoying.

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[So Desu Ka]

Gaara: I LOVE EVERYONE!!! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG OLD HUG!!

[themusic889]

Itachi: I didn't do it...lol

[LCeh]

GamaBunta: You are my master, Naruto.

[Kreen_Warrior]

Orochimaru: Must... have... BEANIE BABIES!!!!

Sasuke: Sometimes, I just like to feel pretty.

Naruto: Ramen? No, I'm not hungry.

Sakura: I'm so over Sasuke. Now I want... Chouji!!!

Shino: Eww, gross! (to anything, he's got bugs crawling around under his skin after all)

[bluewolf]

Tsunande: Jiraya, I have always loved you

Jiraya: Tsunande, your boobs are too big

[Zeos]

Naruto: "God all this trouble just to become Hokage? F' it, I give up".
Sasuke: "Sakura...I love you"
Sasuke: "Forget killing my brother, he did me a favor, our parents were a-holes!"
Shikamaru: "Yes a mission! I'm ready to get out and fight!"

[Vegeta]

Orochimaru, "I don't want Sasuke for my sex toy..."

[BattleTizzoad]

Jiraiya: I like men...im sorry...

Naruto: Kyubi? you mean that silly fox? oh, that was just a joke, he isnt inside of me.

Orochimaru: I look like a woman. Oh wait, im being honest.

Rock Lee: I suck at life.

[ZildjianItachi]

man...this kinda thread I saw in another forum and they were gettin really gay and corny... I'll put up something realistic such as this:

Hinata: Baka!...

[Sakashi]

chouji:" I'm full"

[Akukairu]

Anyone: Kamehameha!

[nightdevil]

Sasuke: Help me kill Itachi, please.

[themusic889]

Sasuke: whats this blue thing coming form my hand?

[Inactive Kana]

Pakkun: My pads are rough and crusty.

Sakura: I love you....Gai-sensei....::Blush&giggle::

Hinata: Fuck this shit, you're going down, you spotlight stealing whore! ::Beats the crap outta Hanabi::

[otakufan]

Gaara: Nap time!

Temari: Shikamaru! Let's go on a date! (I'm a ShikaTema supporter, but it'll never be said like that)

Kankurou: Dolls are for kids...

Naruto: Only an idiot would want to be Hokage.

Sasuke: Hmm...maybe going to Orochimaru was a mistake...

Sakura: Naruto-kuuuuun!

Kakashi: *Yawns* I'm starting to get tired of this book.

Hinata: Bring it, Neji!

Kiba: I'm really more of a cat person...

Shino: I'm not really Chuunin quality.

Kurenai: Of course I'm going out with Asuma...

Shikamaru: I want a pushy girl...like that Temari.

Chouji: Tofu!!!

Ino: Chouji-kuuuuun!

Asuma: YES!!! I BEAT SHIKAMARU IN SHOUGI!!!!!

Lee: I need a new haircut...

Neji: I'm tired of fighting against fate.

Tenten: I have too many weapons...better get rid of some.

Gai: I give up, Kakashi...you win.

Jiraiya: *Yawns* I starting to get tired of writing this book.

Tsunade: Okay, I'll just release the genjutsu and let everyone see how I really look...

Orochimaru: Who needs to be immortal when you have a tongue like this...?

Itachi: You know, maybe the whole "massacre your entire clan" thing wasn't such a good idea...

Kabuto: I wouldn't put too much trust in me if I were you, Orochimaru-sama...

[Gejimayu]

Lee: *rapid sequence of hand seals* Kuchiyose Edo-Tensei no jutsu! *from the coffins, all three Hokage come out with bowl cuts* And you thought I couldn't do ninjutsu! *maniacal laughter*

Tenten: Neji, is something wrong with your eyes? They look a little red.
Neji: Crap, me and Sasuke must have switched contacts again...

Guy: *at the dentist* No, I don't want the "extra-sparkle" treatment.

Lee: *at the barber* Forget the eyebrow tweezers, just run clippers over the damn things.

Oboro: (anything other than 'Lucky!')

Hayate: You mean they found a cure for SARS?! YES!!!

Kakashi: Where the hell were you guys? I've been here for three hours...

Sakura: Oh my God, Sasuke, when did you get Byakugan?!
Sasuke: Dammit, me and Neji switched contacts again...

[[c]hidori]

chouji:" I'm full"

haha :D :D :D

[Inactive Kana]

Asuma: YES!!! I BEAT SHIKAMARU IN SHOUGI!!!!!

Orochimaru: Who needs to be immortal when you have a tongue like this...?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :: Dies::

[nightdevil]

Itachi: Clever little brother.

[Raegan]

Shikamaru: I love fighting girls!
Orochimaru:Why do i have to learn so many jutsus, this is giving me a headache.
Shizune: Tsunade Sama! Tsuna... ah to hell with her, I need a vacation.
Ton ton: Hey I didn't know pigs can speak english.
Everyone: Tsunade, you flat chested woman!

[ChibiHannes]

Oh you are so funny ^^
I can't come up with any great lines myself O_o

"Chouji: I'm full!" is my favorite ^^

[A Black Dude]

Naruto: Wow....i need a mark like sasuke's....

Sasuke: Sakura....will you bare my children?

Sakura: (Fidgeting like a crackhead) Please! Sasuke....i'll suck yo...:eek:

[Sawako]

Shikamaru: What are you tlaking about? Girls aren't annoying?

Neji: To hell with destiny! Everone follow your own path!

Naruto: Screw it. I don't feel like being Hokage.

[Forsaken]

Gai: I give up, Kakashi...you win.

Orochimaru: Who needs to be immortal when you have a tongue like this...?
Hehehe.

I sat here for a couple of minutes thinking of one for Kakashi, but Gejimayu beat me to it anyway. ;)

[A Black Dude]

Kakashi: (To team 7) What was taking so long....i've been waiting 20 mins
Team 7: Sorry...we were catching up on some "reading"

[Sawako]

Sakura: Look guys! I killed Gaara all by myself!

Sasuke: I should thank my brother for killing our family someday.

Lee: Gai-sensei, you're ugly. I don't want to look like you anymore. I think I'll look just like... KAKASHI-SENSEI!

[EroKage]

sasuke:date bayo!
chouji:shikamaru,you can have my chips.
ino:who cares about sasuke...you can have him.
kakashi:no time to read or i'll be late...

[occasionalutopia]

Chouji: Tofu!!!

Oboro: (anything other than 'Lucky!')

Kakashi: Where the hell were you guys? I've been here for three hours...

Ton ton: Hey I didn't know pigs can speak english.

ETA:sasuke:date bayo! I think EkoKage's Sasuke quip ties w/ Gejimayu's Oboro statement for hilarity :D

Brilliant! XD

Gai: OMFG green spandex is so gay!

Kakashi: Stupid memorial lump of crap.

Sasuke: Itachi I love you, let's forget everything and go make little Uchihas together ... somehow.

Jiraiya: Ewwww boobies!

[Arilou]

Ramen-girl: In fact, I was the leader of the Akatsuki all along! FEAR MY WRATH!

Lee: I'm going to stop being a ninja, marry Ino and become a florist.

[A Black Dude]

Sakura: Guess what guys? i trained yesterday!

(i hope sasuke wont say this)
Sasuke: What...this new sharingan....i can copy advanced bloodlines

[Da Supa Freak]

Shikamaru: "You know what, Chouji? You need to lose some weight."
Chouji: "You're right. That's it, I'm going on a diet."

*Ino and Sakura bickering*
Ino: "No! Lee likes me!"
Sakura: "Yeah, right! I'm the one he likes!"
Lee: *watching* -_-;; Girls...

[Konkimaru]

Kiba: I was pretending... I never liked dogs anyways!
Gaara: You look like you need a hug.
Sasuke: Gai Sensei... will you go out with me?
Tsunade: A bet? I dunno, sounds too risky.
Neji: Genius is nothing. It will lose to hard work every time!
Hinata: I like you Naruto, can I be your boy toy now?
Inner Sakura: Maybe I should be nice to Naruto, he's only saved my life a hundred times now...

That's all for now. Hilarious thread though. Keep em coming guys!

[Raegan]

Hinata: I like you Naruto, can I be your boy toy now?
wat's so impossible abt tat?

[rock lee taijutsu]

sasuke: itachi u rox!

[Sawako]

wat's so impossible abt tat?

I think it's impossible because Hinata will never say it like that.

[GriffonKato]

sasuke: i love ramen!!!
sakura:lee, i love your hair!
naruto:i think i want to give up...
itachi: sasuke, u'r worth killing...
orochimaru: yikes!! i hate snakes!!!

[Sawako]

tsunade: i don't feel like gambling or drinking sake.

sakura: look! i learned rasengan AND chidori!

sasuke: i LOVE sweets!!!

kakashi: i hate you, obito. i'm glad you're dead.

iruka: go ahead and be troublesome, konohamaru! i won't stop you!

ino: i don't like sasuke anymore...

chouji: c'mon! let's work out!

shikamaru: i'm going to train and become the next hokage!

[Raikiri]

Ino: Oh, I can't admit my love to Sasuke, I'm too shy.

Gaara to Temari and Kankuro: Hey guys, anyone up for a game of Monopoly?

Tayuya: Good morning, Jirobu! You are so pleasantly plump today!

[oka]

Kakashi: Maa... I am tired of hiding this handsome face behind this stupid mask... time to take it off

[Zossima]

Neji: "I'm Blind!!"

[Konkimaru]

wat's so impossible abt tat?

Hehe what the other guy said. Hinata is WAAAY too shy to be that forward! ;)

[Konkimaru]

Sasuke: Whoa these sharingan are making me dizzy!
Orochimaru: Boy I'm getting tired of licking things with this extra long tongue!
Gai Sensei: If I don't make this I'll do 500 laps on my bare hands... Oh who am I kidding this is just stupid!

[occasionalutopia]

Sasuke: Gai Sensei... will you go out with me?

Wahahaha hell funny, I love this thread! XD

Kakashi: Maa... I am tired of hiding this handsome face behind this stupid mask... time to take it off

If that ever happens there'll be the biggest fangirl stampede ever to see his (definitely handsome) face. I know I want to! XD First I have to kill that pesky ramen girl, lucky evil b*tch got to see him first :p

[squanman]

Shino: "something's bugging me"
Sasuke: "Sharingans for sale! Get yer Sharingan here! 2 for the price of 1!"
Kankurou: "Dolls are for girls"

[Morgan]

Lee: A young lady is being mistreated and getting hurt? Who cares.

Naruto: Is it dumb of me to be wearing bright orange??

Naruto: Obviously, Sakura, you should have used the quadratic formula to find the parabolic movement of the kunai before you threw it. X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus 4 times A times C all divided by 2 times A.

[Jack Bauer]

Naruto- I hate ramen. I HATE IT.
Sasuke- I love everybody. Give me a hug. Isnt the world great?
Sakura- Sasuke sucks. You are not cool. Make love to me Naruto.
Hinata- Holy crap. I just realized im shy.
Neji- People live in crappy destinies cuz they suck.
3rd Hokage- Life sucks. DOnt become Hokage.
Jiraiya- Must look at naked men.
Orochimaru- People are cool. I want bodies of animals instead.
Rock Lee- If hard work is supposed to help why do i suck.
Gai- Hard work sucks. Im going to moes.
Tsunade- Hi. Im the 7th Hokage.
Itachi- If I kill Naruto, it will give me soopa powas.
Kisame- Wattup Bruce (from "Finding Nemo")
Iruka- Okay everbody. Today ill teach sexy no jutsu.
Ebisu- I cant wait to take Iruka's class.
Konohamaru- Naruto, im your boss.
Inari- Hey im a little kid and i curse too much.
Kidoumaru- Wattup Spiderman.
Tayuya- Nice ocarina Link.
Jiroubi- Wattup Homer Simpson.
Sakun (spelling?)- wattup jason and freddy.
Ino- I have blue eyes.
CHouji- what the hell are these circles on my cheeks.
Shikimaru- Im gonna work hard.
Gaara- EWWWWWWWWWW. Sand on my skin.
Shino- EWWWWWWWWWW. Bugs IN my skin.
Zabuza- Look at my sword. LOOK AT IT!!
Haku- Im a girl.

[Psylink]

sasuke: (sharingan kicks in) can somebody pass the visine
chouji: i eat too much, i am never smoking pot again.... damn munchies make me tubby

[Strider M]

Naruto- ::Stabs his hand with a kunai::..... Now Taste my Blades of Blood!!! ::swings it at someone::
Inu-Yasha Reference

Neji- I pity da' fool who faces me!


Jaraiya- Wait-a-minute.... :eek: I could've just Transformed into a girl and just walk into the hotspring!!!


Kisame- Itachi....Why didn't you kill Sasuke?
Itachi-...... Because I love him.....
Kisame- What?!?!....oh.....hehe....::Laughs:: you mean youre gonna try to make him become like you?
Itachi- ......Incest Exception......
Kisame- :eek: ::backs up from him::
Itachi- I said Incest Fool!


Gaara- I won't kill anymore..::manicial face::..instead I'll put my likeness into every Being!!!! (yep....that's a whole lotta "sand")


Neji- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya(each "ya" signafies that he strikes his opponent) ::64 times:: ......Heh....::turns around:: You're already dead...::starts walking away::
Opponet- What? I barely felt that....::head explodes::
Fist of the North Star Reference

Kakashi- **points**........Spirit Gun!!!!
Yu Yu Hakisho Reference

Sasuke- ::lands infront of Naruto on top of the hospital:: It's Time to Settle this....::lets his cursed seal spread::.....
Naruto- Fine.... ::The Stone on his necklace lights up::....NA-RU-TOOOOOOOO::voice gets deeper::OOOOOOOOO::Morphs into Yodaime::OOOO!!!! *Points* It's Time to Duel!!!!
YU-GI-OH Reference

Naruto- Sakura I have a question for ya.... ::Sexy no Jitsu (the one with clothes on):: .....Do I look Fat in this?
Sakura- :eek:

[Ichimaru Gin]

Kakashi: my lips look good today

[super_suna_nin]

Naruto- ::Stabs his hand with a kunai::..... Now Taste my Blades of Blood!!! ::swings it at someone::
Inu-Yasha Reference

Neji- I pity da' fool who faces me!


Jaraiya- Wait-a-minute.... :eek: I could've just Transformed into a girl and just walk into the hotspring!!!


Kisame- Itachi....Why didn't you kill Sasuke?
Itachi-...... Because I love him.....
Kisame- What?!?!....oh.....hehe....::Laughs:: you mean youre gonna try to make him become like you?
Itachi- ......Incest Exception......
Kisame- :eek: ::backs up from him::
Itachi- I said Incest Fool!


Gaara- I won't kill anymore..::manicial face::..instead I'll put my likeness into every Being!!!! (yep....that's a whole lotta "sand")


Neji- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya(each "ya" signafies that he strikes his opponent) ::64 times:: ......Heh....::turns around:: You're already dead...::starts walking away::
Opponet- What? I barely felt that....::head explodes::
Fist of the North Star Reference

Kakashi- **points**........Spirit Gun!!!!
Yu Yu Hakisho Reference

Sasuke- ::lands infront of Naruto on top of the hospital:: It's Time to Settle this....::lets his cursed seal spread::.....
Naruto- Fine.... ::The Stone on his necklace lights up::....NA-RU-TOOOOOOOO::voice gets deeper::OOOOOOOOO::Morphs into Yodaime::OOOO!!!! ::Points:: It's Time to Duel!!!!
YU-GI-OH Reference

Naruto- Sakura I have a question for ya.... ::Sexy no Jitsu (the one with clothes on):: .....Do I look Fat in this?
Sakura- :eek:

OMFG That is -hilarious- I cant think of anything yet...>_>

[DiemondDagger]

Gai: "I'm Rick James, bitch."

Actually...that's quite possible.

[super_suna_nin]

Shino: "something's bugging me"
Sasuke: "Sharingans for sale! Get yer Sharingan here! 2 for the price of 1!"
Kankurou: "Dolls are for girls"
The Shino and Kankuro was great.

Kiba: I'm more of a cat person.

[PATMAN]

Orochimaru: My dad molested me when i was 2


don't ask how i got that


Shika: I'm gonna Actually work today!! I'll cut the lawn!!!

CHoji: I hate mcdonalds

[mow]

Jiraya:- Im gonig to quit writing Icha Icha Paradise
Tsunada:- hmm i think i should get a breast reduction
Gaara:- lets all make sand castles

[EroKage]

naruto-hey sasuke want some of my ramen?

hinata-oh shino,that bug coming out of your ear makes you look so sexy....

neji-sharingan....

[NotasuSama]

the yu-gi-oh one and the one about naruto that morgan posted were my favorites.

[ANBU X]

Kakashi: HI i'm early XD

[hidden target ninja]

Hinata: Kurenai-sensei! Make passionate lesbian love to me!
(Er, Kurenai is her team's teacher, right?)

Jiraiya: You know what? I don't think I'm going to try and get Tsunade anymore, I'm just going to molest Naruto!

Kankuro: Eat your heart out, Edward Elric!
(Ed has Al, Kankuro has the puppet...yeah I'll shut up now.)

Gaara: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!



-Jane (that's all for now....)

[Jh1stgen]

Sasuke : "I love you brother"
Jiraiya: "I will not be a pervert" (if he's actually serious)

[mary no jutsu]

neji:peace and love.....betch
orochimaru:aww man i smeared my makeup
lee: im tired of wearing this green body suit it gives me a major wedgie
hinata:bitch yo momma
sasuke:sakura are those space pants your wearing cause that ass is out of this world
jiraiya:hmmm maybe tsunade needs breast reduction

[Tsukiyomi]

Orochimaru: Does this Make me look fat?

Jiraiya: Frog legs anyone?

Kakashi: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!! *Shines Teeth*

[ZildjianItachi]

another realistic one:

orochimaru: youth is such a wasteful part of your life

[Soren]

Shino: I must admit it, I'm the greatest admirer of Microsoft and its products... You know, it's the only company besides our clan which can overcome our bugs number *parabum crash* <-- Short drum solo

Neji: Hatred... Passion... Destiny... Calvin Kline...

[EroKage]

Shino: I must admit it, I'm the greatest admirer of Microsoft and its products... You know, it's the only company besides our clan which can overcome our bugs number *parabum crash* <-- Short drum solo

Neji: Hatred... Passion... Destiny... Calvin Kline...

ROFL....

anyway

sakura:ino...i love you..lets have sex...

chouji:hmm..maybe i should go on a diet.

kakashi:you're late!!!!

[naruto_117]

Naruto & Lee: Ugh...I give up...

[A Black Dude]

Konohamaru: Damn!...those titties was nice!

[naruto_117]

Konohamaru: Damn!...those titties was nice!I wouldn't be surprised if he did say that.

[Kreen_Warrior]

Sasuke- ::lands infront of Naruto on top of the hospital:: It's Time to Settle this....::lets his cursed seal spread::.....
Naruto- Fine.... ::The Stone on his necklace lights up::....NA-RU-TOOOOOOOO::voice gets deeper::OOOOOOOOO::Morphs into Yodaime::OOOO!!!! ::Points:: It's Time to Duel!!!!Simply perfect.

[naruto_117]

Sasuke- ::lands infront of Naruto on top of the hospital:: It's Time to Settle this....::lets his cursed seal spread::.....
Naruto- Fine.... ::The Stone on his necklace lights up::....NA-RU-TOOOOOOOO::voice gets deeper::OOOOOOOOO::Morphs into Yodaime::OOOO!!!! ::Points:: It's Time to Duel!!!! They both fly in the air.
Sasuke-KaaaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAA!

[super_suna_nin]

Ino: Sakura, you can have Sasuke-kun
Sakura: Ino, you can have Sasuke-kun

[Da Supa Freak]

Sasuke: Ino, Sakura, why don't you two stop fighting. There's enough of me for the both of you.

[dspr8_rugged]

Nice contributions, everyone!

I'll add this one:

Anko (when asked about the cursed seal): Oh, this? This is the hickie Orochimaru gave me when we were making out...

Sasuke (when asked about the cursed seal): Oh, this? This is the hickie Orochimaru...

:D

[naruto_117]

HAHA! Good one!

[Taronblade]

Jiraiya: Ewwwwwwwwwww...girls have cooties!
Kiba: AH, CRAP! I got dog hair on my jacket again!
Sasuke: Ha...Ha..."Chidori"? That sounds like "Pee-Pee"! Ha...Ha...
Chouji: I'm a vegetarian...remember?
Gai: The young are foolish...
Itachi: Hey 'lil Bro, wanna go play a game of catch?
Kakashi: I think I need glasses...I havn't been seeing that well recently...
Orochimaru: Where have all the flowers gone?

[Strider M]

Gai- What? ...What happend?
Kakashi- You can't do that....
Gai- What?!? Why!??
Kakashi- Because I placed a trap card!
Gai- Explain!!!
Kakashi- By placing this trap card down, it cancelled the ability for you to summon your monster. But it allows me to summon Dog Demon Warrior!!! ::summons it to the field:: and with his special ability he also gains 100 points per turn!
Gai- ah! But that was so specific!?!? How did you know I was going to make that move?!?!? ....The Sharingan?!?!?
Kakashi- heheheh ...Even better... ::raises his forehead protector to reveal......!!!!!!!!::
Gai- :eek: The Millennium Eye!!?!?
Kakashi- Yes....now I can read your mind and copy jitsus ::laughs::
Gai- Heh.....well now.....::tosses Duel Monsters Game table aside:: Let's settle this once and for all!!!! ::a huge spirit forms behind him (A La Shaman King)::
Kakashi- :eek: Is that who I think it is!?!?
Gai- Bruce Lee!!!! Spirit Form!! ::forms him into a ball::... Unity!!!!!

[Konkimaru]

Haku: I lied about being a boy. Now come make sweet love to me Zabuza.
Sasuke: Naruto... I really enjoyed that kiss.
Itachi: Oh so sorry, these were just contacts.
Tsunade: Must... not... show... cleavage!

[Amatsu]

You know this just makes me want to post up what I mentioned on another board about Shikamaru's obsession with Hikaru No Go. Since this is a topic worthy of that I think I'll put up all of what I thought.

Shika's Hikaru No Go obsession

Shikamaru: OMG HE MOVED A PIECE WHAT'LL HAPPEN NEXT!

Chouji: Calm down Shikamaru...

Shikamaru: How can I calm down! This is a pivotal moment in the series! One wrong move could ruin the strategy for both!

Chouji: It's an anime about a board game....

Shikamaru: GO IS MORE THAN JUST A BOARD GAME! IT'S A WAY OF LIFE!

The REAL Yondaime encounter with Kyuubi

Yondaime: Oh no I must beat the Kyuubi but I'm running out of options. I must hurry and pull a spactacular move out of my arse to win this thing now! ::pulls out Naruto from behind his back:: Well this will do!

Kyuubi: OH NO HE'S DISCOVERED MY WEAKNESS!

Yondaime: Now I shall seal you within this newborn who happens to be my son! Fear Kyuubi for you will have to endure the most painful tortures imaginable when little Naruto get's indigestion and as we all know in THIS world there is NO Peptol Bismol around to save you!

Kyuubi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ::get's sealed in Naruto::

[naruto_117]

HAHA! That last one was awesome!

[Amatsu]

Oh I've got more. The first one comes from a fanfiction I made a long while ago.

The Ultimate Team... TEAM GAI!

Two figures jumped down from the trees one with black hair and thick eyebrows. The other one with blonde hair that stuck up everywhere, what was similar about the two figures though was that they wore the same green outfit.

“Prepare for trouble!”

“And you’d better make that double!”

“To protect our home from devastation!”

“To save the world from every nation!”

“To denouce the evils of anger and hate!”

“To have the courage to ask the girls we love out on dates!”

“Rock Lee!”

“Naruto!”

“Team Gai, you know that we’ll win every fight!”

“Surrender now or prepare to die!”

Gai flipped out of the same tree the other two had just emerged from and landed behind the two boys”

“You got that right!”

Naruto, Rock Lee, and Gai smiled a toothy grin, a glimmer of light seemed to shine off their teeth as Sakura just sat watching Naruto with her eyes wide and her jaw wide.

Kakashi always the cool and collected one just narrowed his eyes “Gai... what the hell did you do to my student?”

The second one comes from pasts posts from the NaruSaku FC on NarutoTalk. I still can't believe I thought of this one.

Shodaime: Let our powers combine!
Shodaime: EARTH!
Nidaime: FIRE!
Sandaime: WIND!
Yondaime: WATER!
Godaime: HEART!
Naruto: By all your powers combined! I AM UZUMAKI NARUTO!

All five Hokages: GO NARUTO!

And one more for the heck of it

Part 2 of Shikamaru's Hikaru No Go obsession plus some other stuff.

Ino: SHIKAAAAA! Come on you promised we'd do it tonight! I even got into my kinky outfit for YOUUUUUUUU!

Shikamaru: NOT NOW WOMAN! Can't you see I'm watching a Go match that could mean life or death! OMG THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVE EVER! I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!

Ino: SHIKA! BED! NOW! ::drag's Shikamaru to the bedroom::

Shika: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL MISS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!

Meanwhile

Gai: Ha I got you know Kakashi-oh! I combine my three BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON'S to form THE ULTIMATE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!

Kakashi-oh: Ha! You think you've beaten me Seto Gai?! Well then I choose to play THE DARK MAGICIAN! And then use MAGICAL HATS to protect him!

Seto Gai: Damn you Kakashi-oh! I'm at a disadvantage!

Meanwhile

(Naruto and Sasuke are staring each other down. Sakura and Hinata watch.)

Sasuke: Naruto! I'll show you my true POWER! ::poses in his black spandex outfit::

Naruto: I won't allow you to win Sasuke! ::rips off his jacket; exposing his bare chest::

Sakura and Hinata: ::fly backwards about a mile due to the massive nose bleed::

Sasuke: HA! My spandex is more powerful than your bare chest-ness!

Naruto: We shall see! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAANNN NNNN!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOO! I've been defeated easily! ::explodes::

Meanwhile

Sakura: Hey! Who do you think you are drooling over MY MAN!

Hinata: What did you say?! He's MY MAN! Why would he want someone like you!

Sakura: Oh no you didn't!

Hinata: Oh yes I did!

Sakura: Bring it!

Hinata: Oh it's already been BROUGHTEN!

::the two fight in a wrestling ring full of mud::

[DeathWolf]

Lee: *rapid sequence of hand seals* Kuchiyose Edo-Tensei no jutsu! *from the coffins, all three Hokage come out with bowl cuts* And you thought I couldn't do ninjutsu! *maniacal laughter*

Tenten: Neji, is something wrong with your eyes? They look a little red.
Neji: Crap, me and Sasuke must have switched contacts again...

Guy: *at the dentist* No, I don't want the "extra-sparkle" treatment.

Lee: *at the barber* Forget the eyebrow tweezers, just run clippers over the damn things.

Oboro: (anything other than 'Lucky!')

Hayate: You mean they found a cure for SARS?! YES!!!

Kakashi: Where the hell were you guys? I've been here for three hours...

Sakura: Oh my God, Sasuke, when did you get Byakugan?!
Sasuke: Dammit, me and Neji switched contacts again...
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha *dies from laughing too much*

[Gojira Dokkirane]

Naurto: I give up.

Shikimaru: Let's do it the hardway.

[Strider M]

Naruto- Hey hey... Jaraiya.... You're a Frog Hermit yes? ....Well you remind me alot of That Turtle Hermit.....
Jaraiya- You know Master Roshi!?!? We go to the same club!

Sasuke- ::Charging his Chidori:: With this Blazing fist...This hand burning Bright!! It contains all my Love, Sorrow and Hate!!! (Something like Domon Kasshu says from G Gundam)

Kakashi- ::Charging his Chidori:: Are you Ok? ... ::attacks:: BUSTA- WOLFE!!!!

(I got more... I'll post them tomorrow....or rather...in the morning)
lol I was really hoping people would like my Yu-gi-oh, Na-ru-to sketch lol

[ChibiHannes]

Said under the fight Orochimaru vs third Hokage

Orochimaru: Let go of me!
Hokage: Never! I gonna protect this wonderful village and it's wonderful people even if it costs my life!
Orochimaru: Pleeeeeaaase???? *puppy eyes*
Hokage: Well... OK then.... *releases Orochimaru*
Orochimaru: Thank you dude!

[Filipz]

What 'bout what do we want them to say ?? Example:
Naruto to Hinata: I think it;s something more than just "I like" you ...

[Sawako]

Orochimaru: LOOKIE! I HAVE SHARINGAN CONTACTS NOW! YAAAAAY!!

[Konkimaru]

Shikamaru: Gai... can you be my sensei? I want to do 500 hand laps around Konoha too.
Chouji: Oh look, it's time to work out to my Jane Fonda video!
Sakura: I never noticed this until now but you're a real idiot Sasuke.
Sasuke: I feel pretty... oh so pretty!!

[naruto_117]

Sakura: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!

[Si Style]

Tsunades pig: Someday, I might have some relevence to the story
Ten-ten: I don't look anything like Chun-li!
Shino's dad: I don't look anything like Auron! (FFX)
Inari's mum, Shikamaru's mum, Sasuke's mum: Wow, we look exactly the same!
Neji: Man, my hair would look so much cooler if i didn't tie it up.

[Leathie]

Kakashi *ripps off mask* : THERE! IS EVERYBODY SATISFIED NOW!!!!!!
Naruto: I need a new outfit...
Sakura: Long hair is so dumb I'll get mine done like Naruto's!
Sasuke: Naruto I've admired you for a long time...
Hinata: I love my little fox boy Naru-kun!

That's all I could think of for now...

[Konkimaru]

Kakashi *ripps off mask* : THERE! IS EVERYBODY SATISFIED NOW!!!!!!
Naruto: I need a new outfit...
Sakura: Long hair is so dumb I'll get mine done like Naruto's!
Sasuke: Naruto I've admired you for a long time...
Hinata: I love my little fox boy Naru-kun!

That's all I could think of for now...

I like the Kakashi one. :)

Gaara: Come buy my tickle me Gaara dolls. I giggle when you poke my tummy!

[ChibiGoten]

Orochimaru: Damn, forgot to put on my makeup.

[Foxlove]

Kakashi:
Hey let's go to the disco and rock!!!
Gai, let's be good friends!
Damn! MY HAIR!!! I hate chidori!
The 3rd? That old geezer?
NARUTO! YOU DAMN ****!!!
Hey sakura, you're cute! How about a date?

Gai:
Lee! Damn it! You are a damn weakling!
Gaara's the best!!

Tsunade:
Jiraiya, how about a date?
Maybe i should consider plastic surgery! (to increase the size of her chest)

Sasuke:
Naruto, le's beat kakashi.
I love you sakura!
Naruto, let's be friends.
Damn it orochimaru! You ate a snake??

Orochimaru:
I think i'll pass the Konoha crush. It's too tough!
I love a girl!
Yuck! A snake's coming out of my mouth!
Kabuto! Get out of here!!!

Itachi:
Brother! You're the best!
Brother, let's be friends!
I'm sad about the killing of the clan. Sorry brother, mother and dad.
That mangekyou sharingan is a waste!

Kyubi:
Naruto, my master! (Hellsing style from Arucard)
Hell! Nine things are coming out of my A5s!

AND MANY OTHERS!

[xans]

http://xybotsu.com/sanji/bam.jpg

ex diggori 3 : that pic
ex diggori 3 : has all the chars
ex diggori 3 : that'd be hawt with hinata
Ksariash : bahaha what??
ex diggori 3 : in one screen
ex diggori 3 : i mean like
ex diggori 3 : HAWT
ex diggori 3 : not just pff
ex diggori 3 : like naruhina
ex diggori 3 : pff
Ksariash : gara!?
ex diggori 3 : HELL YESS
ex diggori 3 : think how hot that'd be
Ksariash : gaarahina...
Ksariash : oh man
ex diggori 3 :

gaara: i must kill you....
hinata: o-o-o-ok...

Ksariash : muhahahaha
Ksariash : lol
ex diggori 3 : those two lines say it all
Ksariash : haha
Ksariash : oh man
Ksariash : gaara...
Ksariash : i guess it could work
Ksariash : haha
Ksariash : she seems to work with all the power hungry
ex diggori 3 : bahaha
Ksariash : yea man
Ksariash : shes totally on the recieving end of things
Ksariash : used and abused
ex diggori 3 : and then like gaara busts out with the sand
ex diggori 3 : hardcore SM sand sex
Ksariash : ahahaha
Ksariash : oh man
ex diggori 3 : see!!
ex diggori 3 : you know it
Ksariash : the possibilities
Ksariash : sandsex
Ksariash : ahahaha
ex diggori 3 : g-g-gaara....aaihh!
Ksariash : oh man
Ksariash : lol
ex diggori 3 : and then the morning after
Ksariash : ahaha
Ksariash : the whole room
Ksariash : all sandy
Ksariash : clumps of sand everywhere
Ksariash : the gourd is just tossed in some corner
Ksariash : uncorked and trailing sand
Ksariash : clothes on top of it
Ksariash : sandy bra hanging from the lamp
Ksariash : and scuff marks on the walls and ceilings
Ksariash : gaara lying face down on a sandy bed
Ksariash : arm hanging off one side of it
Ksariash : drooling
ex diggori 3 : flat out wasted
ex diggori 3 : and then like hina
ex diggori 3 : crawls over
ex diggori 3 : with breakfast
ex diggori 3 : on a tray
ex diggori 3 :

hinata: *twiddling fingers* g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gaara...?....
1 minute pause
gaara: what..
hina: i.i...b-b-b-brought you s-some breakfast.... *sticks out tray at him*
gaara: ..why
hina: b-b-because..... *blush*
gaara clutches head and screams in pain: whyyy!?!?!
gaara then proceeds to use desert coffin on hinata...again

Ksariash : bahahaha
Ksariash : haha
Ksariash : fanfics just begging to be made
Ksariash : gaarahina
Ksariash : wild sand sex
ex diggori 3 : that pic says it all
Ksariash : yea man
Ksariash : it does actually
Ksariash : haha
Ksariash : their attitudes
ex diggori 3 : yep
ex diggori 3 : it's all there
ex diggori 3 : and she's got the appropriate look in her eyes
Ksariash : mm
Ksariash : gaarahina
Ksariash : sounds the most fun
Ksariash : now that i think about it
ex diggori 3 : or like
ex diggori 3 : all three of them
Ksariash : ahha
Ksariash : nono
Ksariash : theyd just end up fighting
ex diggori 3 : gets with her one after another
ex diggori 3 : wait wait
ex diggori 3 : hear me out
ex diggori 3 : individually
Ksariash : ah
Ksariash : haha
ex diggori 3 : unknown to each other
ex diggori 3 : they take advantage of her
ex diggori 3 : and hinata just gets used up
ex diggori 3 : and then like
ex diggori 3 : one day
ex diggori 3 : they all bump into each other at a corner
ex diggori 3 : and like
Ksariash : BAM
Ksariash : picture
http://xybotsu.com/sanji/bam.jpg
ex diggori 3 : electricity between their faces

hinata: *twiddling fingers* a-a-ano...
sasuke: this explains the sand
gaara: .....
neji: hmph! i have nothing to do with this

Ksariash : bahahaha
;)

[Konkimaru]

Ok that's just sick! LOL.

Sasuke: Naruto... I'm ready for another kiss.
Sakura: Baka!! I finally figured it out, my boobs are holding me back. Must seek Tsunade-sama for breast enlargement jutsu!
Konohamaru: I guess you really can see me huh?
Gaara: Say it with me now... Love and Peace!! Love and Peace!!!

[xenex]

Rock Lee: Surgery to fix my leg? F*** that! I'm going on disability! No more hard work for me!

Sasuke (hippie style): Dude, revenge is so l not the answer. Revenge is like hate, and hate is like anti-love, and anti-love is like......whoah, not cool man.

Neji: Man the byakugan isn't that great. Sure it can see, inside the inner chakra coil, allow me to use all these kick ass jutsus, see though walls.....*walks by a female changing room*....hehe I think I just found a good use for it.

Sakura to Sasuke: Why is Naruto so pissed today?
Sasuke: Yesterday, Tsunade held a tournament to see who would become the next Hokage.
Sakura: So I'm guessing Naruto lost?
Sasuke: No he won, but he was disqualified for doping.
Sakura: Ouch, no wonder he's mad. So who's going to be our next Hokage?
Sasuke: Some kid named Konohamaru *naruto making a noose in the background*

[EroKage]

naruto:but sasuke you should be hokage..you're stronger than me!

pakkun:my paws are very hard and rough!!!

[occasionalutopia]

Gaara: Say it with me now... Love and Peace!! Love and Peace!!!

Omg, I jes had Vash Stampede flashbacks and imagined Gaara saying it like him, almost died XD

[Strider M]

Sasuke- Whoa! Ino!? When did you get so sexy!?!?
Ino- huh? Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke- Oh man... you're so hot....I just wanna make out with you... Come here and give me a kiss!
Ino- Yes! ::runs into Sasuke's Arms and Kisses him on the lips.
Chouji- ::returns from his Transformation of Sasuke (which is why sasuke was in Italics):: Did you guys get it!?!?
::Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, Shikamaru, Lee, & Tenten Hops from behind the bushes with cameras taking pictures of Ino kissing Choji while pointing and laughing::
Ino- :eek:


Naruto- Hey Hinata! Whats up?
Hinata- ::sees him:: oh? oh....hello Naruto-kun...
Naruto- you know I've been meaning to ask you...why you always-
::Kiba runs by and snatches Hinata's Coat off her her:: Snatch Cat!!!
Hinata- Eep!! ::holds herself because she's wearing a skin tight shirt under her coat:: ::blush::
Naruto- :eep:: always....always.....always ::stuck in aloop from the shock of seeing her:: ahem...-.-.....well....I think I know who I should put my attention towards! ::light nose bleed:: We should hang out some time Hinata!!
Hinata- Naruto-kun....::blush::

[²Sasuke²]

-talk with Zabuza and Haku-
Zabu and Haku Together: "I wanted to tell you something"
Haku: "Oh you go first.."
Zabu: "no..you go first..."
Haku: "ok..did you think I was a girl when you met me?"
Zabu: o.O "No...why?"
Haku: "Well..I wanted to tell you..after all this time..that..I'm coming out of the closet and on to you..."
Zabu: "What a coincidence! I was going to tell you that too!"


Itachi:
"Where art thou...Must I compare thee to a midnight summers dream...To Be...or not to be..that is the question..." -closes his book at open poem night.-

-in the middle of killing someone.- "Ya know what? I'm getting tired of this shit..I mean..I kill everyone..why doenst anyone ever actually put up a fight against me? This sucks..this blows..damn it..screw you guys..I'm goin home..."

Itachi to Sasuke during another random battle.
Itachi: Sasuke...
Sasuke: what?!
Itachi: Does this cloak make me look like a girl?
Sasuke: o.o Well..it kinda does actually.
Itachi: Oh drat..excuse me while I go change into something more Manly -He goes and changes into a pair of dark blue jeans, a chain for a belt and a see through mesh shirt- This better little brother?
Sasuke: Er...
-the Village People rush in and ask Itachi to be apart of their 'YMCA' song tour.-

ah, somethings wrong with me x.x

[themusic889]

naruto: i quit!!

lol...thats hilarious

[dspr8_rugged]

Here are some more:

Nine-Tails (to Naruto): What do you want me to do, Naruto-sama?
Itachi: How do you like my manicure?
Shino: Eek! A spider!
Gaara: There's a lot of sand in my pocket.
Shikamaru: Duh?
Sakura: I'm going to become a very productive member today.
Tsunade (to her summoned slug): You are so damn gross...

:D

[Strider M]

Naruto- Shino, Why are you always wearing those Shades?
Shino- ::talking to himself:: "...Why is it so dark all the time?..." Huh? ::to naruto:: whatcha say?
Naruto- Nevermind........How much did those shades cost?
Shino- ...What shades?
Naruto- ::Grabs Shino's shades off of him:: These!
Shino- ARGH!!! ITS SO BRIGHT!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO NARUTO!?!? I'M BLIND!! I'M BLIND!!! I'M BLIND!!! ::repeating::
Naruto- .......but it's night time........::watching Shino Scream::.......I'm.....gonna borrow these for a while....... ::walks off::


Orochimaru- Curse you Saratobi..... You will die by the worst punishment possible.... ::hand seals....coffins rise from the ground::
Saratobi- You're using that Forbidden Technique?!?!
Orochimaru- ::finishes making the hand seals and the coffins open up (There are alot of coffins here) and lots and lots of Zombies and other undead starts walking out slowly::... Prepare yourself Saratobi ::raises his hand in the air and all the zombies follow him in coordination::
Saratobi- :eek: NO!!! NOT THAT!?!? I DIDN'T KNOW THIS EXISTED!!!
Orochimaru- *music starts and he starts dancing with all the Zombies* Yeah yeah ::sings:: 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night. And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike. You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night! You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight!! *moon walks*


Naruto- Mr. Uchida!....Surprised to see me? ::wearing Shino's Shades::
Sasuke- ....No....
Naruto- Then you're aware of it...
Sasuke- ...of what?
Naruto- Our connection, I don't fully understand How it happend... Perhaps some part of you were imprinted on to me... something over written or copied...maybe your sharingan had something to do with it.. I don't know... But it is at this point irrelevant...What matters is whatever happend....happend for a reason..
Sasuke- ::looking at naruto like he's an idiot:: ....You're an idiot.....But you managed to know that much dialogue from the Matrix?......Congratulations.....
Naruto- Thank you....But as you well know appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here... We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free....There is no escaping reason...
Sasuke-...Sh-....Shut up.....
Naruto- No denying purpose.... Because as we both know without purpose we would not exist....
Naruto2- It is purpose that created us..
Sasuke- ::looks at that naruto::
Naruto3- Purpose that connects us.
Naruto4- Purpose that pulls us.
Naruto5- That guides us.
Naruto6- That drives us.
Naruto7- It is purpose that defines us.
Naruto8- Purpose that binds us.
Sasuke- ......Shadow Replications?!?! ::Sasuke is surrounded by Narutos:: But when did you-
Naruto9- And we're here because of you Mr. Uchida...We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us........Sakura!!!
Sasuke- :eek: What?! No! I don't like Sakur-
::Burly Brawl::
::Naruto Dogpile::
Narutos- It is inevitable....
Sasuke- :mad: Would you Shut it ::busts out from under all the Narutos:: with the Matrix Dialogue!!!
::when the naruto's land they all dispell instead of the real one who gets up::
Sasuke- ....I NEVER LIKED SAKURA!!!!!!
Naruto- .....oh......

[EroKage]

kakashi-hey Gai...that atitude of yours is so hip!

kakashi-hey Jiraiya...um... :o ..could you sign my book...please?

[Konkimaru]

Shukaku: Only you can prevent forest fires!
Sakura: I think I'm going to actually fight in this story arc!
Itachi: I wonder if I could stab myself a thousand times by staring into this mirror...
Neji: Got Byakugan?

[Sawako]

Shukaku: Only you can prevent forest fires!

LOL!!

Okay, I've got one.

Shino: HAHAH! THAT TICKLES!
Kiba: Shino, what's wrong?
Shino: THE BUS ARE TICKLING MY INSIDES! AHAHAHAHA!!

Shino: Daddy, I'm scared of bugs...

Kabuto: ANNOUNCEMENT! OROCHIMARU IS NOW MY WIFE!

[Jack Bauer]

LOL i like them all. i got some more

Naruto- *throws pokeball* i choose you Gamabunta
Kakahi- *throws pokeball* i choose you Pakkun.
Naruto- Gamabunta use sludge bomb.
Kakashi- Pakkun! use bite attack.
Naruto- oh no. my summonmon is getting weak. i must do something. Gamabunta use double-team.
Kakashi- damn. Naruto is sending his summonmon his chakra and is copying his Kage BUnshin. Pakkun use Chidori!
Pakkun- bark bark
Kakashi- do it now!
Naruto- sh!t. i gotta do something. Gamabunta use Hyperbeam.
*both do their attacks and there is smoke*

Goku- Haha. looks like it didnt work Freeza.

Naruto- uhhhhhh. wrong anime.
Goku- oh

[dspr8_rugged]

Itachi: I wonder if I could stab myself a thousand times by staring into this mirror...

Boy, this one's good. :D

Here are some more:

Trees in Naruto (if they could speak): We have ninjas coming! Protect your branches!!

Kakashi: Come Come Paradise sucks!! I'd rather read "clean" readings...

Jiraiya: I'm tired of data-gathering...

[NeoEnigma]

There were way too many to read. So Im gonna post what I thought and hope nobodoy has already said them:

Sakura: Fuck guys tonight. I just wanna dance!

Sakura: I have an idea!

[AznSup3rman]

Shukaku: Only you can prevent forest fires!

LMAO! nice 1

[themusic889]

Neji: I got 20/20 vision...just look at my eyes!

[guruguru]

Naruto: Madamada dane!

[Hyuga 4 Eyes]

Itachi: *sneaks into Konoha* Taju kage bunshin no jutsu!...Mangekyu sharingan!...*destroys the entire city*.

Gamabunta: Taju kage bunshin no jutsu!...*planet caves in on itself*

Sasuke: Henge no jutsu!, transforms to the death god...*confronts Orochimaru*...Rawr!

Sarutobi: "Orochimaru im about to show you a technique that you have never seen before" ... *in the middle of the hand seals to summon the death god, he farts*
Orochimaru: ...

Rock Lee: "since I cant use ninjutsu or genjutus, im going to show you my latest technique, supperior to all others!" ... *takes out a wand*, "stupefy!"

Meh...

[Strider M]

Sasuke- Naruto..... Everytime I think about my life in Konoha.....I always remember you kissing me...

hmmm....People seem to like my posts on Page 3

[²Sasuke²]

Naruto: Ready?
Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, and Rock Lee: Ready!
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Rock lee: ITS MORPHING TIME!

Naruto changes into the Red Ranger.
Sasuke=Blue Ranger
Sakure=Pink Ranger
Ino= Yellow Ranger
Rock= Green Ranger

[volcano_insurance]

lol nice comments everyone

try not to make em nasty

[Jack Bauer]

here's some more by me:

Naruto- Why must a carry a burden with the One Ring.
Sasuke- Because you must. We have travelled far in Middle Ninja Earth to travel to the Hidden Mordor Village. Now you must go and destroy the one Ring.
Naruto- yes i must. Lets make haste Sasuke and stop hugging me.
Sasuke- sorry Mr. Naruto.

Kakashi- *with Lightsaber* good now release your anger. show me your true power Kabuto.
Kabuto- ahhh why did you slice off my hand. You told me you killed my father.
Kakashi- It is not I who killed yer father. u know why? *takes off mask* becuz Kabuto

*wait for it..........*





Kakashi- IM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!
Kabuto- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait that would explain why i have white hair

[SolZabuza]

Naruto: henge no jutsu ! *clouds of smoke* Itsa me Mario!! ^_^
Sasuke, Sakura: -_-*
Kakashi, Gay: COOOLLL!!!!!!!

[Hakkeshou_Neji]

Sakura: Fuzzy eyesbrows are cute <3

[Uchicha Itachi]

Gai: I'm now done shaving my brows, so what now?

*All shinobis staring at Gai absolutely shocked*

[Jiraya-sama]

Shikamaru: Fuck, Eclipse

Chouji: fat camp, here i come

Sakura: Whatever!

Sasuke: Blink 182 so rock dude

Naruto: for my next step toward being hokage, grow long hair, dye it black....

Jiarya: BEHOLD! JIRAYAS TANGO!

Tsunade: OOOOOOOH FLUFFY!!!!(?)

Shino: Im just like windows....full of bugs

Garaa: Sand in my shoes, AGAIN!

Orochimaru: Oro?
(Kenshin)

Sarutobi:Chiii?
(chobits)

Haku: Actually, im a unic

[Maniz]

Gai: OMFG green spandex is so gay!

Hilarious!!

Sasuke: Wait, let's NOT just use Chidori and rush into things...
Kakashi: *ploop* oh NOOO! My Sharingan-glasseye popped out again!!
Orochimaru: Why the HELL am I sitting in this disgusting room with all the vials and shit in it???
3rd Hokage: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! *poofh* *only one crappy bunshin comes out* fuck, I need to practice chackra-control...
Shika: Dammit, I'm so stupid!!
Asuma: Word
Naruto: Who gave me this nasty-ass tatoo on my belly??
3rd Hokage: I hate Konoha

[Sawako]

Anko: SASUKE! YOU STOLE MY ORIGINAL TATTOO!

Konohamaru: Screw Naruto. Shino will now be my new idol! *wears Shino's shades and throws away his goggles*

[hyuganeji]

LOL...i spent last 20 minutes laughing my head off reading this whole thread. how do you come up with these things?

[Sawako]

The ones I came up with just appeared out of the top of my head.

Probably the same with other people. Or else thet took a lot of time thinking.

[Kreen_Warrior]

Neiji and Sasuke: Fusion-Ha!
Nejske: Now I can use Byakusharingan for the ultimate in messed up looking eyes!

[Sawako]

Chouji: All I'm having is this tiny salad without dressing or crutons and that's IT!

[RyoKazuki]

Hokage: Hey Naruto, can you show me that Harem no Jutsu one more time?

Shino: *grabs fly swatter* You're going down, pest!

Gaara: *sobbing and crying in the corner* Why does everyone hate me?

Lee: Training? Eh, that's so troublesome, I'll do it tomorrow

[9tailsdemonfox]

Choji: You can have this(bag of chips), I'm not hungry.
Shikimaru: I feel like running around.
Lee:Guy sensa sucsk @ss
Guy:I'm not ganna brush my teeth today(how else do you explain the *ching*?)
Orochimar:lets be friends
Naruto:DIE IRUKI SENSA

[Raikiri]

Pakkun: Yo quiero mi Taco Bell.

[Sawako]

Pakkun: Yo quiero mi Taco Bell.

LOL! Imagine Pakkun being the Taco Bell dog...

[Strider M]

Kakashi- Now remember.... There is no "I" in Team..... but there is an I....in Pie....There's an I in "Meat Pie"....the anagram for meat is team...nevermind.

[Wave]

LOL! Imagine Pakkun being the Taco Bell dog...
that wouldnt look right =\


how about....
Rock Lee: I hate Gai-sensi
Sakura:I'm in love wit Chouji
Sasuke:Byakugan!

[Hitman89]

Neiji and Sasuke: Fusion-Ha!
Nejske: Now I can use Byakusharingan for the ultimate in messed up looking eyes!
Now thats Naruto Z :D

[Jack Bauer]

LOL...i spent last 20 minutes laughing my head off reading this whole thread. how do you come up with these things?

Just think of Naruto and the things you hate alot and voila!

heres some more by me:

Chouji while in Meat Tank: Pulverising Pinball!!

Shikimaru's dad: NO! For the last time I AM NOT Prince from Prince of Persia!!

[EroKage]

sakura:and now i will show you a strong move!

[Hitman89]

lol Ero Kage your FF sig is cute and funny at the same time.

[HimuraBattousai]

Nara Shikamaru: Lets exercise!!!!!!!!!!
Uchiha Sasuke: Sexy-no-jutsu!
Uzumaki Naruto: Kame-hame-ha! (Though he might as well have said it)
Hyuuga Hinata: Yayyyy! Ramen!
Sabaku Gaara: I will protect those important to me!

[Sabaku no Ira]

I've done this in other forums before and may not be as funny as before. Anyways...

Shukaku: *doing the badger badger badger.com dance* Badger, badger, badger, badger.... *points at Rock Lee's hair* Mushroom! Mushroom!

[Strider M]

Sasuke - "Naruto....... E-Everytime I think about my time with you.......I always seem to recall us kissing"

[superman_1]

sasuke: i forgive u itachi, now lets watch a movie

itachi: ok, smart little brother..


rock lee: cant use ninjutsu or genjutsu, taijutsu sucks...i have a new nindo now...try to find new line of work..


sakura: i want you so badly, naruto

naruto: i like sasuke now.


sakura: lee-san, i like the way u look...yur bobbed hair, fuzzy eyebrows and your uniqueness attracts me to you....forget sasuke now....

orochimaru: i m going to back to konoha, turn good and become the next hokage....

kabuto: my secret life as oro's bitch slave...writes a long detailed diary...


sasuke: DYNAMIC ENTRY......with shiny teeths....*ching*


kyuubi: i like you naruto...make me yur pet

[Jack Bauer]

Naruto- *while in Kyuubi mode* oh no a full moon. AHHHHHHHH *rips off skin a la Van Helsing* Now im a werewolf. YAY!

Asuma- I need to quit smoking.

[kotetsu]

dunno if its been said

gai and rock lee : damn i need a new hair cut

sasuke: *looks at sakura*, (thinks to himself) whats the quickest way to 'resurrect my clan'

sasuke: i like girls

haku: i like girls

shikamaru: why cant i have guy opponents?

[Drunken Boxer]

Tsunade: The silicone has got to go!!!
Ino: Maybe I should put on a few pounds :/
Orochimaru: Sasuke, your a weak little bastage I think I'm better off without your body.
Gamabunta: Oink Oink.
Ibiki: Hmm, I know you've been having issues obsessing over Sasuke all these years sakura, and its all bottled up I know, maybe you should let Sasuke know how you feel.
Aoi: Man, I'm just a weak piece-of-crap filler character, why on earth do I even exist? Whos the SOB that created me... please let me just die along with my ghetto worthless non-existant sword. :mad:
Iruka: Naruto, I believe your finally old enough to watch R rated movies and live independantly therefore I will no longer hug your ass.

[Sawako]

Shikamaru: Why do I always have boy opponents? I want to fight a girl for once...
Tsunade: I hate having boobs.
2nd Hokage: LIGHTSABER TO THE RESCUE...!!!
Kuranai: My eyes are actually green. I just wear red contacts.

[Raikiri]

Udon: Anyone got any kleenex?
Kakashi (looks in mirror one morning): Whaaat??? Where did all of these white hairs come from???
Iruka: Geezus, Naruto, you're such a crybaby. Be a man!
Zabuza: Aflac!

[Aruka]

Sakura- why that idiot Sasuke...
Ino- yeah, IDIOT!
Hinata- Naruto-kun, you look stupid.

[Konkimaru]

LOL at the Aoi one.
Ok I havent' done it for a while but this thread makes me laugh. :)

Itachi: Hi kid... I'm from the Big Brother program.
Sasuke: Hmm revenge is pointless. I'll just give up now!
Kakashi: Why am I reading this trash? *tosses in dumpster*
Anko: Oooo Orochimaru... this cursed seal makes me... soooo horny!!


Aoi: Man, I'm just a weak piece-of-crap filler character, why on earth do I even exist? Whos the SOB that created me... please let me just die along with my ghetto worthless non-existant sword. :mad:

[secret7]

Itachi:I need eye cream for my eyes...
tHATS THING I CAN THINK FOR NOW...

[dspr8_rugged]

Picture this: Kisame appearing in Informercials... just remembering how many times he explained the capabilities of his Samehada... :D

"The Samehada, doesn't cut, it shaves! Perfect for those very thich beards and moustaches! It can also devour chakra! Order right now and receive not one, not two, but THREE Samehadas! All for the low-low price of ----. But we're not done yet! Order with the next three minutes..."

Okay, I know that sucked... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/dspr8_rugged/embarasslaff.gif

[Shima]

Naruto: Dude! what's mine say!
Sasuke: Sweet! whats mine say dude?
Naruto: Dude! But what does mine say!?
Sasuke: Sweet! mine?!?
Naruto: Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!
Sasuke: SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!
*fighting*
Kakashi: BAKA! Your's says Sweet his says Dude!!
Sasuke+Naruto: Ooooh.

[occasionalutopia]

Naruto: Dude! what's mine say!
Sasuke: Sweet! whats mine say dude?
Naruto: Dude! But what does mine say!?
Sasuke: Sweet! mine?!?
Naruto: Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!
Sasuke: SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!
*fighting*
Kakashi: BAKA! Your's says Sweet his says Dude!!
Sasuke+Naruto: Ooooh.

Funny. Too funny XD

[Neko-chan]

Kabuto looking at one of his data cards: Its TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!!!!

[Neko-chan]

Naruto: Doppelganger!!!!

[Jack Bauer]

The Naruto Board of Directors:

Masashi- Anyway I was thinking maybe we should put in fillers so the fans will like my series even more. YAY!

*4-5 weeks later*

Masashi- T__T how come nobody like them. Idate and Aoi was cool.

[Kira Yamato]

Gaara: Will you be my friend?
Sasuke: (Talking to itachi) I think we need family counseling.
Orochimaru: This whole immortal thing is getting kind of old.
Sakura: ha, ha, ha, I've finnally become an Hokage!!
Kakashi: Okay, I have a confession, I really don't know how to read, I just hold up the book to make me look smart.
Kyuubi: Now, that I've thought about it, terrorizing those villagers and taking on the 4th may have not been such a smart decision.


Kabuto: "Well, Orochimaru, what are we going to do tonight?"
Orochimaru: "Same thing we try to do every night Kabuto, try to take over the world!!!"

There Kabuto, kabuto and Oro, Oro, Oro........ (Little Pinky and the Brain Parody)

[Kira Yamato]

Naruto: Ready?
Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, and Rock Lee: Ready!
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Rock lee: ITS MORPHING TIME!

Naruto changes into the Red Ranger.
Sasuke=Blue Ranger
Sakure=Pink Ranger
Ino= Yellow Ranger
Rock= Green Ranger

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of something like that.

[aZnL0deMaster]

LoL, some funny-ass stuff here.
Naruto: The Sexy Orange Beast of Konoha !!!!!!!
Gai: ...... (:P

[bleachrocks]

Heres' mine

Naruto- "being a ninja is dumb"
Hinata- "...HAMMER TIME!"
EVERy1- "POKEMON IS BETTER tHAN US

[Uzumaki Naruto]

Gaara: "What is love! Baby dont hurt me."

Naruto: "Ramen sucks, why do you keep taking me here Iruka?"

Sakura: "Sasuke, what is wrong with your eyes! They are red and have spirals!"

Kakashi: "Stupid come come paradise, why do i read this stuff? Oh yeah hehehe, thank you jiriaya!"

Tsunade: "Where is my jiriaya plushie!"

Jiriaya: "Crap I forgot how to do the reasgen"

Sasuke "Sakura i love you"

Lee: "The green beast has failed once again! Yes! I am so proud."

[Zhongda]

Gaara: Will you be my friend?
Sasuke: (Talking to itachi) I think we need family counseling.
Orochimaru: This whole immortal thing is getting kind of old.
Sakura: ha, ha, ha, I've finnally become an Hokage!!
Kakashi: Okay, I have a confession, I really don't know how to read, I just hold up the book to make me look smart.
Kyuubi: Now, that I've thought about it, terrorizing those villagers and taking on the 4th may have not been such a smart decision.

:rofl LOL LMAO
umm ok

Kakshi: do i look pretty in pink?
sasuke: i have seriouse mental issues!
Gaara: i need a panadol!
Itachi: Kakashi looked sexy last time... dont u think sasuke?
Lee: gai sensai... when will we tell the others about us?
Haku: Zabuza... when will we tell the others about us?
Naruto: i know whats going on now!

[wingsofevil]

Hinata: Kurenai-sensei! Make passionate lesbian love to me!
(Er, Kurenai is her team's teacher, right?)

Jiraiya: You know what? I don't think I'm going to try and get Tsunade anymore, I'm just going to molest Naruto!

Kankuro: Eat your heart out, Edward Elric!
(Ed has Al, Kankuro has the puppet...yeah I'll shut up now.)

Gaara: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!



-Jane (that's all for now....)

LMAO! all those were great. keep em up!

[wingsofevil]

Oh I've got more. The first one comes from a fanfiction I made a long while ago.

The Ultimate Team... TEAM GAI!

Two figures jumped down from the trees one with black hair and thick eyebrows. The other one with blonde hair that stuck up everywhere, what was similar about the two figures though was that they wore the same green outfit.

“Prepare for trouble!”

“And you’d better make that double!”

“To protect our home from devastation!”

“To save the world from every nation!”

“To denouce the evils of anger and hate!”

“To have the courage to ask the girls we love out on dates!”

“Rock Lee!”

“Naruto!”

“Team Gai, you know that we’ll win every fight!”

“Surrender now or prepare to die!”

Gai flipped out of the same tree the other two had just emerged from and landed behind the two boys”

“You got that right!”

Naruto, Rock Lee, and Gai smiled a toothy grin, a glimmer of light seemed to shine off their teeth as Sakura just sat watching Naruto with her eyes wide and her jaw wide.

Kakashi always the cool and collected one just narrowed his eyes “Gai... what the hell did you do to my student?”

The second one comes from pasts posts from the NaruSaku FC on NarutoTalk. I still can't believe I thought of this one.

Shodaime: Let our powers combine!
Shodaime: EARTH!
Nidaime: FIRE!
Sandaime: WIND!
Yondaime: WATER!
Godaime: HEART!
Naruto: By all your powers combined! I AM UZUMAKI NARUTO!

All five Hokages: GO NARUTO!

And one more for the heck of it

Part 2 of Shikamaru's Hikaru No Go obsession plus some other stuff.

Ino: SHIKAAAAA! Come on you promised we'd do it tonight! I even got into my kinky outfit for YOUUUUUUUU!

Shikamaru: NOT NOW WOMAN! Can't you see I'm watching a Go match that could mean life or death! OMG THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVE EVER! I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!

Ino: SHIKA! BED! NOW! ::drag's Shikamaru to the bedroom::

Shika: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL MISS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!

Meanwhile

Gai: Ha I got you know Kakashi-oh! I combine my three BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON'S to form THE ULTIMATE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!

Kakashi-oh: Ha! You think you've beaten me Seto Gai?! Well then I choose to play THE DARK MAGICIAN! And then use MAGICAL HATS to protect him!

Seto Gai: Damn you Kakashi-oh! I'm at a disadvantage!

Meanwhile

(Naruto and Sasuke are staring each other down. Sakura and Hinata watch.)

Sasuke: Naruto! I'll show you my true POWER! ::poses in his black spandex outfit::

Naruto: I won't allow you to win Sasuke! ::rips off his jacket; exposing his bare chest::

Sakura and Hinata: ::fly backwards about a mile due to the massive nose bleed::

Sasuke: HA! My spandex is more powerful than your bare chest-ness!

Naruto: We shall see! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAANNN NNNN!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOO! I've been defeated easily! ::explodes::

Meanwhile

Sakura: Hey! Who do you think you are drooling over MY MAN!

Hinata: What did you say?! He's MY MAN! Why would he want someone like you!

Sakura: Oh no you didn't!

Hinata: Oh yes I did!

Sakura: Bring it!

Hinata: Oh it's already been BROUGHTEN!

::the two fight in a wrestling ring full of mud::

LMAO! i liked all of them especially the 2nd one and the last one.

[Kineas]

That doctored manga frame in my sig.
Well, not that I would mind if it really happened. Pink haired Uchihas.. sweet! :)

[wingsofevil]

lol i like your sig kineas.

[Masaki]

Naruto: I understand completely. (no sarcasm)

[Tesh]

May already have been said.. but anyway, I'll try it.

Sakura - "Hey Ino.. I'm sorry.. can we talk?"
Ino - "Err.. sure"
"I want you to leave my boyfriend alone"
"What?"
"You heard me! Get off my man BITCH!!"

(Sucky South Park parody)



Ino - "So, I'm not sure I want to marry Sasuke and have his babies"
Sakura - "Why would you say that?"
Ino - "It runs in the family. He'll smack us all up and leave"



Naruto - "Hurr.. I still don't understand"
Shikamaru - "Sigh.. basically our mission is to spank a lot of man ass, capice?"
Naruto - "Sweeeet"



3rd Hokage - "So, I thought we'd start off this new team by each telling our interests and future goals!"
Jiraya - "Titties and beer"
Tsunade - "Kicking the author's ass for giving me these knockers"
Orichimaru - "Having a big snake.... to.. summon, I mean"



Iruka - "Today it's my treat Naruto! Eat all you can muster!!"
Naruto - "You do realize I have a fox the size of a fecking mountain in my belly, right?"



*Shikamaru and Chouji training with their dads*

Shikamaru's father - "Alright, Shika, this jutsu is called shadow-copy-no-jutsu.. now try it!"
*GOTCHA*
Shikamaru - "Daad~ Chouji's being a damn copycat!"



Shikamaru's mom - "Don't forget to wipe after you use the potty"
Shikamaru - "Da ba da.. su trubblesome!"



Chouji - "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!!"




Ehm... ok, a lot of sex, swearing and generally bad humour. But I guess I'm just not creative enough. But at least I tried!

I guess I should add that I love all characters in Naruto, this is just for those who may find it fun. I don't mean it to be sexist, appaling etc.

[jehu-kun]

Gai: I'm cooler than Kakashi

Naruto: Today I'll kiss Sakura

Sasuke: Sakura you're sexy

Kakashi: I'll be on time today

Jiraya: I'm not a pervert... I just like to watch naked beautiful women

Konohamaru: I will defeat old hag Tsunade

Ebisu: Women are not hot... they simply make my nose bleed...

Kakashi: I'll use my sharingan to copy Harem no jutsu... I'LL be invincible

[niceguy645]

Jirayia: IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even thought I bleep with every bleeeeep'ing bleeep there is then I bleeeep'ed her bleeeep until bleeep maybe ill try that with men?
Naruto: :O

[Manxita]

Kakashi: C'mon Gai, let's find out who's the best! And if I lose I'll stop reading come come paradise for good!

Orochimaru, Itachi and Kabuto (lying in a bed): All we are saaaayiiing...is give peace a chanceeee!

Chouji: This pretzels are making me thirsty!
(bad Seinfeld joke here...)

Orochimaru: What do I want the sharingan for? I better get some byakugan so I can spy inside girl's dressing rooms...

Neji: Byakugan! ...(sees what's behind Kakashi's mask)...Kakashi sensei...marry me!!!

[Kineas]

Here's one more I picked up from a post of Strider M's in another thread..

Tenten - What? Your eyes can see all around you and through things?

Neji - Yes, actually doing the first part of the chuunin exam I looked through someone's body to see what he was writing down on the test..

Tenten - What? really does that mean you can see people with your eyes closed?....HEY Does that mean you can see Through clothing?!?

Neji - Ye- What?!? ...Yes I could see if my eyes were closed (speculation) but I wont ever look at a girl like-

Tenten - what color are my panties?

Neji - ......................C- Can we talk about something else?

Tenten - Yes ...How are you able to hit all of the points on a person's body to stop their chakra flow?

Neji - Well I can see them... My eyes can see the points but... I don't hit All the points, it's too much to bother with... I just hit over 75% of the points because that's all that's really needed...........orange

Tenten - what? Orange? what's oran- .....

Neji - Oops.

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=1883&page=2&pp=20

Rep the good guy here.. took abit of artistic license with his post btw. :P

[Secretary]

" Dude.. I'm giving up. I'm gonna go home and sleep or something and eat some ramen. I'm too tired to be fighting to prove my nindo, so leave me alone.. we can fight again on Wednesday or something. I dunno, I got stuff to do. "

[dam_on25]

Sasuke to Sakura : You Complete Me
Sakura to Naruto : You got me at hello.

[Shukaku-Slayer]

Jiraiya aka Ero-Sennin: "Oh, Naruto... Stop that stupid Sexy No Jutsu, I won't allow such shamelessness in my presence!"

Ebisu: "NO, Naruto! Don't stop! Using Sexy no Jutsu is the fastest way of becoming Hokage!!!"

Konohamaru: "I hate your boobs Tsunade! They are not lovely to rub your face against!"

Tsunade: "hmm, maybe I should get a boob job?"

Kabuto: "These glasses are so annoying. I'll just go for lenses"

Orochimaru: "You are so damn ugly Sasuke! I think I'll just take that Rock Lee guy instead..."

Naruto: "Lee-San", "Lee-Kun", "Rock Lee" or anything else than "Thick-Brows"

Rock Lee: "Gai-sensei, will you help me trim my eyebrows?"

[OmniStrife]

Sasuke: Sakura-Chaaaaaaan!!!

Naruto: I'm taking back my words, that's my ninja way!

Sakura: Screw you Sasuke, just go to Orochimaru or whatever!!

Kakashi: I'm sorry, there's no excuse for me being late.

Jiraiya: I'm fed up with data gathering and drinking, let's train, Naruto!

Kiba: Goddamned Akamaru, go find yourself a new master, I wan't a kitten!

Ino: Why Chouji, you're sexy!

Shino: EEEEW!!! A BUG!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!!

Shikamaru: The clouds... how troublesome are they!!

Gaara: My purpose in life is to sell cookies and become Sasuke's sex slave.

Rock Lee: KAKASHI-SENSEI IS THE GREATEST!!!! YOSH!!!

Neji: Hey!! what's up?? I didn't see you there...

Guy: God damn it, Lee!! You're the worst student that I ever had!!

Hinata: Hey Naruto, let's go out on a date!

Chouji: Yeah, you're right... I'm fat.

[Barbus]

Naruto: Oh no! New robot monsters are attacking Konoha! (Jumps into Jet Pilder) MAZIN..... GO!!!! (And the Hokages mountain opens wide to show Mazinkaiser being hiden there).

--------------------------------

It's another peacefull day in the Hidden Leaf, but suddenly...
*Moonsound Village*
Orochimaru Repulsa: I must conquer Konoha! I'll send a powerfull minion for the billionth time to try again! This time I will sucerly succeed!! Go, Kabuto!!!
Kabuto: Yes, Master!!

*Konoha Village*
Some random civillian in Konoha: Look, it's another of Orochimaru's monsters!!! It's breaking havoc!!
Shikamaru: Sheesh, how troublesome, I will call the other Rangers. (Calling) Rangers, assmble at Command center, that loud freak of Orochimaru sent another monster...
Rangers: Roger!!!

*Command Center, Hokage Mountain*
Shikamaru: Well, we have another troublesome monster. And that's a nuisance, I would prefer to relax in the pool with a daikiri, really...
Kiba: Hey Shikamaru, we're the Konoha Rangers! We must protect Konoha!!!
Naruto: Yeah, and I want to kick soma ass!!!
NejiReally, that's a nuisance...
Chouji: I was in the middle on some serious BBQ!! I want to go back!!
Kakashi (as Zordon): Hello, guys!
Everyone: YOU'RE LATE!
Kakashi: Ahahaha! Thats true. Well, back to the problem. Orochimaru's attacking again?
Shikamaru: Yeah.
Kakashi: Well then, use the basic plan then. Go there, do some stupid coreography, always jump before the explosions and call your zords if you need to.
Kakashi: What? Aw, they are already gone...

*Back at Konoha*
Kabuto: ROAAAAAAAAWR! I will destroy Konoha with my super medic skills!!
Team Shikamaru: Wait There! We will stop you!
Naruto: Konohazord Fox!
Kiba: Konohazord Dog!
Chouji: Konohazord Mammoth!
Neji: Konohazord Tiger!
Shikamaru: Sheeeesh....Konohazord Antler!

(we fast forward some random battle with some bad explosions, Konoha Rangers being about to lose, the appearance of the Green Konoha Ranger, Lee and Dragonzord, Orochimaru thowing a Grow-up bomb on Kabuto with the worst GFX ever, and...)

Super-mega-ultra-ninja-kunai-chackra-Konohazord: TAKE THIS!
Kabuto: *Dead*

*Moonsound village*

Orochimaru: Damn Konoha Rangers!! But next time, I will defeat them for sure!!!

[silent_speech]

Gaara vs Naruto
Gaara: *throws ninjaball* Shukaku, I choose you!!!
Naruto: oh yeah? *throws a ninjaball too* Kyuubi, I choose you!!!

Shikamaru vs Asuma
Asuma: Hah! Take this! I play Naruto in attack position! *Naruto appears* and in addition, I play the magic card, Rasengan! This increases Naruto's attack power by 1000 points!!!
Shikamaru: *sigh* you've fallen into my trap...(again...) i play the trap card, Pain of a Thousand Years!!! *kakashi appears behind Naruto and hits him with Pain of a Thousand Years* This card automatically destroys any monster card on the field, and takes away 1000 of your life points as well!!!
Asuma: Noo!!! My life points!!!
Shikamaru: You couldn't beat me in shogi, what makes you think you can beat me in Naruto-Gi-Oh?

Random speeches:
Kakashi to Naruto: Naruto... I am your father... *removes his mask and shows Naruto the exact same marks on Naruto's face
Naruto: Noooooo!!!

Lee(right eye suddenly turns crimson with three tears and left eye suddenly becomes white): wehehehehe, now no one can beat me with now that i have BOTH sharingan AND byakugan!!! it's time to invade sound and kick orochimaru's sorry ass!!!

[dbcomix]

shino: ok bugs, plug my but hole so i can hibernate!

naruto: i'll make one of my kage bunshin use sexy nojutsu on it and then f@ck it!

sakura: sasuke, your always talking about killing itachi and restoring your clan,right?
well i'm willing to help so start with the restoring part already!

[Jackal Iscariot]

This is after the time, when the characters have grown up a little. ;)

Hinata: Naruto, everytime i look at you i wonder...
Naruto: What?
Hinata: How our kids would look like...
Nauto: Say what? You think im gonna date a girl who doesnt even dare to talk to me?
Hinata: But Naruto, gimme time. Im becoming stronger, i will show you!
Naruto: Show me what? What can you possibly show me? I have been fighting a guy with a snake-tongue, i have seen Sasuke grow wings, i have seen a 50-year old sennin act like a child around girls! What can you show that i havent seen before!!
Hinata: These *lifts up her shirt and blinks at Naruto*
Naruto: *Nosebleed all over the floor*
Hinata: Naruto!! Wake up!!! Dont die on me! Goooood, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Take me!
Naruto: ....................... *Naruto dies because of blood lost*
Hinata: *cries and promises herself to never show her "skills" to any guy ever.

[dbcomix]

kakashi: I quite being an anbu just to babysit some dumbass blonde kid with a saturated ego, a selfcenterd bastard whose obsesced with his brother and girl whos trying to hide her monstrous farhead with a smallass hitai-ate!? fuck this I wanna be hokage!

hinata:how come naruto is always after that sasuke kid?......!!..is he GAY?!

gai: damn it Lee!! didn't I tell you we can't hug in public anymore!? I'll be sued!

Lee:um..gai-sensie! I like don't dressing like you any more! kakashi seems cooler!

kakashi:gai, you can't beat me in a race cause i'll just copy your speed!

konohamaru: agh! trainig is too hard! why don't I just become a missing nin and come back to destroy this village instead!

kakashi:oy! naruto, can you teach me that sexy no jutsu? i wanna take a picture of myself(as a gilr) and show it to gai saying"thats my girl friend!"

[dbcomix]

after chuunin exam.

naruto: hey sasuke! remember the chuunin exam?

sasuke:......*stares at naruto*?

naruto:what!?*giggle*

sasuke:yeah, I remember....what about it?

naruto:well...its about sakura!

sasuke:*sweat drop*

naruto:remember that time she had to take a bath and told us to stand guard,watch for enimeies and don't peek!

sasuke:*blushing*

naruto: well...I peeked!

sasuke:what! you said you had to pee!

naruto:I did go pee! but on my way back i got losed and stumbeld into where she was bathing!

sasuke:"stumbeld" my ass!

naruto: as I was saying...i saw somthing that i didn't know girls had!

sasuke:WHAT'D YOU SEE!?

naruto: sauke you pervert!

sasuke:shut up and tell me, bitch!

naruto:well...she had a-

sasuke:vagina!?*nose bleed*

naruto:no, a choped off dick! that looked like a scar!

sasuke:*shocked*

naruto:whats a vagina?

sasuke:naruto you dumb ass!

[Aleana]

Orochimaru: Okay okay, let's pretend for a moment that I'm straight...

[Icu]

Naruto- *throws pokeball* i choose you Gamabunta
Kakahi- *throws pokeball* i choose you Pakkun.
Naruto- Gamabunta use sludge bomb.
Kakashi- Pakkun! use bite attack.
Naruto- oh no. my summonmon is getting weak. i must do something. Gamabunta use double-team.
Kakashi- damn. Naruto is sending his summonmon his chakra and is copying his Kage BUnshin. Pakkun use Chidori!
Pakkun- bark bark
Kakashi- do it now!
Naruto- sh!t. i gotta do something. Gamabunta use Hyperbeam.
*both do their attacks and there is smoke*

Orochimaru(joins the fight) *throws pokeball* : I choose you Kabuto!

Gaara: “Damn. Sand in my underwear again…”

Orochimaru: "After being kissed for the first time in my life, I've understood that my violent atitude actually came from lack of love. I also understood what this long tongue is really for. From now on, I'll follow the path of good..."

[Arty]

Gaara making one of those pupil-less WTF faces.
"Hey, that guy might be pretty strong. We better not underestimate him." - Neji

[mao]

Gaara making one of those pupil-less WTF faces.
I'm still waiting for this from Itachi and Orochimaru also.

Gaara: <in a Kefka-like voice> AHEM, there's sand on my boots.

[Volcom24]

Kakashi:Sakura, you have done well on todays mission

[josh_x]

Sasuke: Sakura... Give me Power!!!

[Crucifixation]

Orochimaru:" Kabuto! It's Chrismas already! Let's rent a karaoke machine and sing "Copacabana" together! Spread the joy around this festive season!!!"

Kabuto:"Oh my god, Orochimaru-sama. It's such a brillant idea!" (Followed by maniacal fangirl-like clapping and screaming)

Sasuke: (In a meek voice) "Can..can I join in?" (fiddles with fingers and turns away)

[Sabaku no Ira]

Hinata: *to Naruto* I love you more than word cna wield the matter,
Dearer than eyesight, space, and liberty,
Beyond what can be valued rich or rare,
No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honor,
A love that makes breath poor and speech unable;
Beyond all manner of "so much" I love you.

[Taxidermy]

haha all of them are hillarious.
k heres some:
Naruto: Im sick of this F***ing fox.
Sasuke: Man, these sharingan eyes make me look really cool.
Tsunade: rgh these clothes are troublesome. i guess ill just walk nude.
Gaara: Hey Lee and Naruto and Sakura and Sasuke, im sorry for hurting you "gives everyone a hug"
Sakura: Im sick holding back *jumps upp* *land* Im now going to show what im capable of!*Pulp fiction theme* *sakura pulls upp two gatling guns* DIEEE!
Itachi:AAAAAAAAAAAA
Kisame: whats wrong?
Itachi: i had this horrible dream about my clan getting killed again, *cries* boho i shouldnt have smoked that crap that day!!
Kisame:its okay man, its okay *hugs itatchi*

Orochimaru: umm kabuto? can you keep a secret?
Kabuto: what?
Orochimaru:i dont really like snakes, and being evil is not something i want to.
Kabuto: k.... then i have also something to confess, i dont really wear glasses, i jus wear them cuz i think they make me look cool.

Kakashi: um, hi everybody im Hatake Kakashi, and im an alcoholic
Some peepl: Hi Hatak Kakashi.

Jiraya: Naruto can u teach me Sexy no jutsu?

Sasuke: woa, sry for stabbing throug the long there naruto.
Naruto: its okay man i have two of them.
Sasuke:k, soooo, friends?
naruto: sure, lets go to a strip joint.

Hinata: Sakura i like your ass!
Sakura: i like your breasts Hinata!
Hinata:wanna be my girlfirend?
Sakura: SURE!

k thats all for now from me.

[Aleana]

Naruto *powers up DBZ style to next level of Kyubi* Are you ready SASUKE!?

Sasuke *powers up DBZ style to next seal level* BRING IT!

*they hop, shuffle, and tip towards each other* FUUUUUUUU-SION....DANCE!

[kaitenjyuuken]

Gai: Neji!
Neji: Sensei!
Gai: Neji!
Neji: Sensei!
(embraces each other and cry...)

Hinata: Hell yeah!!!
(lifting a boulder...)

Sakura: Na..Na...Naruto kun....

Sasuke: Naruto, can you do that sexy no jutsu again??

Sasuke: Sheez.. these wings make me look mutilated...
Naruto: Now you're saying, these wiskers make me look goofy

Haku: i'm so beautiful...

Shino: Hey Kiba, tell you a secret, each time i shit, bugs come out, same
goes when i fart...
Kiba: Gosh, you know what? i can't urinate if i see no pole-like objects nearby

Kankurou: Karasu... we'll be together till the end, no one can break us apart..
(kissing the non-living object.... and got poisoned..)

Shikamaru: What an exciting day!! Hahahaa!!!
Gaara: Hahahaa..

Neji: this seal looks good on me...
Sasuke: so does mine...
Anko: mine too...
Naruto: me tooo...it makes my stomach so much prettier...
Orochimaru: i've waited so many years for a bracelet, a tattoo will have to do

[Sabaku no Ira]

Hinata:*To Sakura*You juggler! You cankerblossom!
You thief of love! What, have you come by night
And stol'n my loves heart from him? *points to Naruto*

[Eclectic Replicant]

Naruto:LOLZ $4$00K3 !$ $0 G3I

Orochimaru:\m/>_< KISS ROCKS!!1
btw:http://img71.exs.cx/img71/8489/untitledse4tet9up.jpg (this one is going to my signature,feel free to do the same)

sHIKIMARU:on today's forecast

orochimaru:LOLZ Konoha Rulz!!!

Naruto @ Gaara:you are mad because you have Sand in your \/4g!N4(South Park)

Orocimaru:i wanna Rock And Roll All niiiight!!!\m/

Hinata:I CAN'T HELP IT ANYMORE,NARUTO TAKE ME,RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Tsunade:they aren't big enough

Orochimaru:*wears an "i love Konoha t-shirt" and dark glasses" thei'll never know it's me...ku ku ku.

Gaara: F*** sand i want shuggar!!!

Lee:F*** it! i'm going inside to play videogames!!!

Naruto:F*** Ramen i want pizza.

[Vodrake]

Sakura: Nyu?
Orochimaru: *singing* Macho, Macho-man. I want to be a Macho-man.
Kakashi: *wakes up one morning* OMG!!! OMG!!! I've gone blind in my left eye! AHHHHHHHHHH!! Somebody help me!!! AHHHH
Naruto: Screw ninja's! It's my dream to become....Pirate King!
Lee: Screw hard work!!! I'm gonna go watch TV and eat potato chips all day!

[Eclectic Replicant]

Gaara:look the new Carebears movie!!!
Gai:sorry,forgot to brush
Tsunade:Jiraya,care for some strip poker?

[destructionbug]

Shino: (insert anything)

Shikamaru: I hate losing to you so much at Go, Asuma sensei

Gaara: Man i love slumber parties

Gai: Dammit Lee, get your own hairdo... and clothes... and eyebrows... and life.

Gai: Stop working so hard all the time (to Lee)

[dbcomix]

kakashi*in a fight against itachi*:
so this is how it feels to have some one you the sharingan on you...I hate it!

[Pervert-Sennin]

Naruto thinking : "What would Jesus do"

[dbcomix]

naruto's house

sasuke: naruto?!.....there you are! come on! lets go- 0.o

sasuke: what the hell!? where'd you get all this stuff!?

naruto*playing a video game*:the store!

sasuke: shut up! you know what I mean!
you have a big screen plasma t.v! and all this other stuf! how'd you manage to get this shit!?

naruto:well sence i know genjutsu....

sasuke:*sweat drop*

naruto: ...i went to the neihboring village...whats it called..uh..yeah! the tea village!

sasuke:and then?

naruto:so what i did was I grabed some paper and used genjutsu on them to make them look like money! and so I bought all this stuff with my fake cash!

sasuke: your a damn theif! *why didn't i think of that!*

naruto:isn't it cool!? they didn't evevn notice!

[dbcomix]

some where in konoha.

Rock LEE*running*:oh shit i gotta take a mean dump!

LEE: I gotta find a bathroom quick!

LEE: theres one!

*opens door*

LEE: 0.o wtf!

and so...

LEE: Gai sensei!!!

Gai: LEE!?

LEE: Gai sensei!! I saw the worst possible thing!

Gai: what?

LEE: I had to take a dump and then..and then..

LEE: I saw kakashi sensei jacking off while he was reading that "make out paradise" book in the bathroom!

LEE: Gai sensei! I was forced to use the busches!!

Gai: WHOA!

Gai: Damn it! don't tell me shit like that, Lee!!

Gai: so that is what he does when he says he gets "lost"...

LEE: Gai sensei!!

Gai: its alright,Lee don't think about it! *hugs lee*

[dbcomix]

tsunade: vote for me if you want big boobs!

jiraiya: if i don't get any soon i'm going to rape some one!

konohamaru: where are my parents?

lee to tenten: meat ball head!*sailor moon*

sasuke: wharing this much black makes me look like a goth!

sakura: daaamn,sasuke! get a hair cut!

kakashi:whats the shame of not showing off my sharingan? if itachi can do it I can too!

[dbcomix]

after fighting zabuza.

sakura: hey naruto, don't you think that there is some thing..strange about sasuke?

naruto: forget sasuke go out with me!

sakura*hits naruto upside the head*:Hell no!

naruto: ouch...

sakura: like i was saying...when i thought sasuke was dead, i started crying on him and held his hand..

naruto*lost*:sooo...

sakura:so? as i was holding his hand i found out..... that he has tiny monckey hands!!

naruto*still lost*:uh...hu...

[Rasengan3]

naruto: oh look its the akatsuki lets go and say hi and have tea together
kakashi: naruto i' give you my sharingan
orichimaru:sasuke why don't we stop training and i'll teach you how to dance

[dbcomix]

jiraiyah: why the hell do i carry around this bigass scroll for?!

orochimaru:OH MY GOD! i'm like michaele jackson! i mean i look like him and i go after yung boys!

[Jack Bauer]

Naruto Board of Directors:

Kishimoto- Hey let's make Naruto say a catch phrase.
Some dude- What's your son's name?
Kishimoto- Datte Bayo. Why?

[dbcomix]

:laugh thats funny!

naruto bard meeting:

kishimoto: ok every one i'm running out of ideas for weapons for the characters from the sand village!

some guy: well what should we do?

kishimoto: we write down random stuff and draw them out of hats!

[dbcomix]

sasuke: my brother is so cool! i wana be just like him! kill my family and haul ass!

[Trewhellow]

At the beach
Gaara:Hey, where are my bucket and spade, i wanna make a snad castle AND I CANT WITHOUT MY BUCKET AND SPADE!
Temari:I think ur forgetting something
Gaara:Duh! I forgot my bucket and spade!
Temari::nerve

[abfluvver]

Orochimaru: I am completely straight. Really.

[dbcomix]

ahahahahaha :laugh

some where in konoha.

neji: Gai

Gai: what is it neji?

neji: I have to confess somthing to to.

Gai: your the one who took my tooth brush right?

neji: :err no..not that!

Gai:ok, what is it then?

neji: I'm ashamed of myself.....i've been watching porn lately...

Gai: :blink its natural for boys your age-

neji: no here me out!

neji: i'm such a fool!

Gai: its ok! :sweatdrop

neji: no it isn't

neji: i've been paying tons of cash for that junk....when i could be...when i could be...

neji: when i could be just outside the girls hot springs and use byakugan to see naked women!

[Jackal Iscariot]

jiraiya: damn, chasin after chicks is gettin borin, today im gonna ask tsunade to marry me, i hope we never get to have some sex, cuz i really hate that.

naruto: sasuke is so cool, he is REALLY so much stronger than me, and im not a guy im a girl, hope ppl never find out

shino: i have to tell ya guys bout my day blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[Trewhellow]

Hinata: I'm such a slut, i'm allways changing boyfriend.

Tsunade: My boobs are way to small.

[hinata_kirei]

Hinata: I don't really love naruto it's just a silly crush
Naruto: You know I take that back Hinata really is a weird girl and Neji is better.
Sakura: When I said "being without you Sasuke is the same as being alone"
Sakura: ......................I was just joking about that I have a really bad sense of humor.
Sasuke: I'm a sensative guy but i'm in love with Orochimaru and my brother.

[dbcomix]

zabuza: man, i'm so ashy that i'm gray! i need some lotion!

shino: my glasses actually have tiny cameras in them so i acn make a biography of my self when i'm old!

naruto: i'm fucking hot in this jacket!

lee: today i think i'll go to the olympic and run track!

iruka: i better try to hide this hideous scar on my nose!

asuma: i'm smoking pot any nobody notices.....

konohamaru: don't we have ninja college?

[Trewhellow]

Ino: Sakura, i really think sasuke and you would make a perfect couple.
Sakura: No Ino, you have him. I love naruto.
Hinata: Naruto's so hyperactive, im after shikamaru.
Temari: Sasuke is so Sexy!

End couples:
Saku:Naruto, Hinata:Every boy going (slut) , Ino: no1 (loner), Temari: Stalking Sasuke.

[dbcomix]

some where in konoha:

some kid: haha lee you suck you can't be a ninja cause you cant do no genjutsu or ninjutsu!

lee:yo mama!

[Trewhellow]

Chouji joins the local weight watchers group.

[dbcomix]

itachi: damn it! each time i try to go inside konoha to appologise they always chase me out!

kisame: me and zabuza were like brothers!

kisame: i'm a fish walking on land and no body notices.....

[hinata_kirei]

Itachi: I didn't kill my whole family I tell ya I WAS FRAMED!!!

[dbcomix]

ahahahahahahahah :laugh

kakashi :kkchidori : i can't realy use the chidori....i just use a hidro-electrofied taiser!

[Trewhellow]

Obito: Bugger off kakashi, U cant have my eye I need it to look complete when being burried.
Kakashi: But the rest of your body will be all crushed....
Obito: Excuses excuses Just cuz i have an eye Jelous fag. *dies*
Kakashi: Nevermind i didnt want his eye it was all red and must have had something wrong with it.

[dbcomix]

sakura: tsunade you must teach me your ways of how to be a medical ninja!

sakura: i wanna be just like you!

tsunade: why?

sakura: so i can be more helpful in my missions! :shifty

tsunade: *stares at sakura*

sakura: ok! ok! i wana have big breasts so i can attract sasuke!

[dbcomix]

shikamaru: i'm telling you! aileins are real if you stare at the sky long enough you'll see them too!

[Hyegoku]

Any Ninja: Hey, I have this Kunai in my pocket, come get it out for me.

[Hyegoku]

Orochimaru: *Breaks down into a Michael Jackson Dance*

[dbcomix]

konohamaru: how old is my grandpa?

[Icu]

Orochimaru: *Breaks down into a Michael Jackson Dance*

LOL! :laugh It might not be that impossible though, they do ressemble each other in some ways :P

*Kabuto and Shino battle each other, and both their glasses suddenly fall*
Kabuto: My glasses...! I can't see without my glasses...!
Shino: My glasses...! I can't be seen without my glasses...!

[sasuke0929]

Hinata:LEts go out : p
Neji:Ok!

[Icu]

Sarutobi: Now I'm going to show you a tehcnique you've never seen before! Sexy nojutso! *transforms into a gorgeous woman*

Orochimaru: Wo...woah *nose bleed, falls to the ground uncousncious*

[neobahamutdragon]

Jirayia= Hey Naruto
Naruto = we must first rescue Sasuke from Orichimaru. why is this guy like this?
Jiarayia= He use to be a normal kid it all happened 40 years ago.
Naruto = What
Jiarayia= He was attacked by a western man.
Naruto = Where?
Jiarayia = I think his name is Micheal Jackson
Naruto = so He is an avenger.
Jiarayia= No he cant find him that guy is famous for Hengen Surgery.

[Jack Bauer]

Itachi- Kurenei I have a confession. Your also an Uchiha cuz you have red eyes. *kneels down* MARRY ME OR I'LL MANGEKYOU YOUR ASS!!!!!!










That guy from Fear Factor- Okay everybody I want you to eat all those bugs in that carton. Shino, you start first.

Shino- But I dont wanna do it. Bugs are ppl too you know.

Fear Factor guy- I'll give you a million dollars and an all expense paid trip to Haiwaii.

Shino-...... If they have bugs all right.









*Naruto talks to Obito in his dream*

Naruto- Hey you look like me.

Obito- Yes. That's becuz God (Kishimoto) made me look like you cuz he ran out of ideas and gave me a crappy character design to relate to the audience who are 60% of this forums site.

Naruto-.... Can I have your right eye?

Obito- Sure. Can I have your Kyuubi?

Naruto- But your dead.

Obito- Yeah I know. That's why I wished Kishimoto put more thought into me cuz it says the Sharingan can see the future, and I got hit by that rock Wiley E Coyote style >__<



1rst Hokage- Forest Genesis!!
2nd Hokage- Water Dragon Missle!!
3rd Hokage- Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!!
4th Hokage- Body Flicker!!!


Death God- AWW CRAP!! Im having stomach problems again. Shouldve bought some Pepto Bismal.






Link- Hey your Rock Lee right?

Lee- Uhhhh yeah! Im Rock Lee *Does fire eyes of Determination*

Link- Ummm listen buddy. Your outfit obviously rips off mine and its more revealing. My Goddesses, whut was your teacher thinking?!

Lee- Hey shuddup. Gai sensei is cool and kick your uncle's ass

Link- *explodes with rage* HEY!! ITS NOT FAIR HE WAS AN UNIMPORTANT CHARACTER AND GOT RAPED BY MOBLINS IN A DARK CORRIDOR WHERE HE COULDNT SEE JACK SHIT!! THAT'S IT!! *puts on fierce diety mask and becomes omni Link*

Lee- Oh yeah?! *opens all 5 gates* Bring it on, Elf boy!

*have great epic battle then Gai sensei and Oro comes in and stops fight*

Lee- What is it sen....... OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oro- What? This jumpsuit really looks cool on me!

[neobahamutdragon]

Itachi: (lost the battle with Sasuke and using hypynotic power of sharingan)
Itachi : I didnt kill my clan you did it
Sasuke: No I killed my family ( Sasuke kills himself)

Tsunami: I lost but this time I will win. I am going to bet my clothes.
All the guys above age 21 : can we join?

Kyobi to Naruto: Just open my cage i will be a good boy.

Jiraiyis to Neji and Hinate: I need to borrow your eyes.

[neobahamutdragon]

Naruto: Hey Sasuke I defeated u
Sasuke: How can you be that powerful my lv 99 curse seal couldnt do anything
Naruto: Because i have something inside me
sad song
sad song
Sasuke: How could you be pregnant?

[RJLupin]

Naruto: Hey Sasuke I defeated u
Sasuke: How can you be that powerful my lv 99 curse seal couldnt do anything
Naruto: Because i have something inside me
sad song
sad song
Sasuke: How could you be pregnant?

ROFL Hahahahaha!!! This is hilarious !! *chokes on glass of water* *sprays everything on computer screen* :laugh :laugh :laugh

[dbcomix]

naruto: damn sasuke whats your secret to getting all these women?

sasuke: by telling them a tragic story about your clan dying.

naruto:.... i don't have a clan..

sasuke: thats it!

naruto: no! i'm serious!

sasuke: oh yeah? then who buys you food and gives you money?

naruto: god!*kishimoto*

[Rinali]

Akamaru: Meow!

[Sabaku no Ira]

Naruto: To be or not to be, that is the question.

Sasuke: The course of true love never did run smooth.

[Jackal Iscariot]

damn why is obito dead...i wanted to see some cool dialogs...:D

obito: rin is mine kakashi, and there is nothin u can do bout it
kakashi: u re a scumbag, u know that obito...
obito: she is all mine, and i got to thank u for that
kakashi:....?
obito: thanks for warmin her up for me, im gonna have fun
kakashi: wtf! im gonna kill u! u little brat! :cussing
*fight btw and kakashi kicks obitos ass, suddenly rin comes in and stops the fight*
rin: kakashi what have u done, why did u hit obito?!? oh poor u
obito: its nothin but a scratch...i dunno...suddenly kakashi flipped out and hit me, i just wanted for us to be friends...
kakashi: grrrr.....

[dbcomix]

:kksharing kakashi:sasuke,i have something to tell you about my sharingan......i'm your brother!

:sasufire :kkkawarim

:Itachi itachi: too late now DIE BITCH!

[kaitenjyuuken]

Itachi: (to Kisame) Which nail polish suits me best, red or purple?

[dbcomix]

:Gaaraball gaara: damn it! each time i get colse to a girl this happens!

[hinata_kirei]

Itachi: (to Kisame) Which nail polish suits me best, red or purple?

Guys like Itachi in anime's are often based off of J-rockers and vice versa.....
j-rockers like to cross dress(Visual Kei).........you never know......Itachi just might say that lol

[dbcomix]

:Hinata hinata: theres naruto i'll show him my thong! hey naruto-kun!

*flashes naruto*

:narutokyu naruto: super boner power!

[dbcomix]

orochimaru: ahahaha! sarutobi-sensei your a fool!

sarutobi:grrrr...

orochimaru: you cannot deafeat me with the death god!

sarutobi: and why not!?

orochimaru:
becuase his my grandfather! couldn't you tell by the looks and the tongue?

[Jackal Iscariot]

hinata: sakura, i must admit my love to one special person
sakura: o yeah? we already know u love naruto, geez u re gettin borin
hinata: its not him, its somebody else now, i dunno, this person is different..
sakura: say what!! who who who?!? is he stronger than naruto? is it sasuke? is it shino the bug freak? who? is it kiba the doglover? TELL ME!
hinata: *blushes* well its...
sakura: yeah? aint we friends? tell me!!
hinata: ..its you and suddenly kisses sakura
*sakura slaps hinata*
sakura: u discusting! u silly.....i dunno hinata, but i liked that, maybe we should check out again.... maybe this explains why i act so weird aorund you
*they kiss and stuff'*

....dont judge me! i know u all want that to happen u perverts!!
if u agree with me rep me :D

[dbcomix]

tsunade: since i'm hokage i'm enforcing a new law!

some ninja: what is it?

tsunade: all female in this village must have big breasts!

[dbcomix]

:sasuke sasuke: fuck you ,itachi! i swore my life to killing you and you go out and put on nail- polish!?.......bitch!

[hidden target ninja]

Sakura: Hoeeeeeeeee?

Orochimaru: Snake summon, check. Kunai, check. Tongue, check. Right, Tsunade! I'm not holding back because you're a girl!
Tsunade: ::flashes::
Orochimaru: Not f-f-f-fair... ::dies of nosebleed::
(My sincere apologies to Fred Gallagher.)

Jiraiya: I'm gonna be a priest and never think about sex again!

Orochimaru: I am evil...and pretty. Kabuto, do you think I should cut my hair? I mean, last week at the villains' meeting, Kisame called me effeminate....
Lyserg (jumps out of nowhere): HAO!! YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!!
Orochimaru: What the crap. Who are you?
Kabuto: ...wrong series, miss.
Lyserg: ...I'm a boy. And screw you, I was just leaving anyways.
Kabuto: Nice shorts, by the way.
(I don't expect anyone who's not a fan of Shaman King to get that one...but if you do, that's great!)

Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei, I want my uncle's eye back.

Kakashi (singing): If I only had a brain...oh I, could tell you why, the ocean's near the shore...

Naruto: ...and so she was like, "OMIGOD! HE HAS THE SAME EYES AS KAKASHI-SENSEI!" and I was like, "No sh!t, girlfriend, it's like totally HIS family's bloodline jutsu," and then she was like all huffy and crap because I, like, totally ownzed her with my awesome, like, ninja knowledge skills?

Sakura: You know what? I don't need the "love of a lifetime" to define myself. Sorry, guys. Maybe in five years or something.


-Jane (Merry Christmas!)

[neobahamutdragon]

some similarities between Naruto and Simpsons
Naruto is Bart
Sakura is Lisa
Kabuto is Mr Smither
there are more

Naruto : Ninetails is my burden Sam
Jiariaya: You are The One Naruto

Kabuto : When Orichimarua gets a Female body again We are going to mary
Saauke: Dont ever think about marrying when he gets my body

Naruto: Garaa If you are always protected by sand How can you do your hair done

CNN : according to our information Bin Ladin is well protected by Song vilage ninjas. Mr president said that They would use any kind of Jutsu to get him.

Lee : I can never be powerfull with taijutsu and jutsu. I have to go to the sholin temple.

Sakura : After Sasuke leaves the vilage I start to like females more.
Lee: Next time u see me I will become stronger Woman.

Temati : Gaara U should realy stop playing R rated games.

Shikamaru and Naruto Playing Chess
Naruto : check Mate