Official Bleach Quotes Thread

[superman_1]

so just as the thread topic says...wat is yur fav. quote from bleach..... can be either anime or manga.... manga quotes should be put in spoilers and say manga spoilers... like [./spoiler] or watever.......

i will start with few...and add more later on.....

Episode 7
Kon: Nice angle~

Episode 10
Don Kan'onji: SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BWHAHAHAHA!

Episode 36
Kenpachi: "How about I give you an advantage. Cut me anywhere you want."

[spoiler=manga spoiler...Chapter 167]
Byakuya: "The Kuchiki family is one of the four noble families. We are the role models for all Shinigami. If we do not obey the rules. Who will ?"

will add more later.... so post away.......

[TenshiOni]

Good thread.



"It seems this pride you speak of leads to killing Rukia...If that's the case then I will trample your pride. It's just like you said...

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/5937/untitled2dv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Vile.47]

In chapter 196 where Rukia shouted at Ichigo about being scared of the Hollow and fighting, making him regain his stand. The 'you' that I keep in my heart part.

[xeno]

At the end of episode 5, Orihime - " If. . . If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?"

[TwinFang]

Renji's stray dog quote.

[Axass]

Chapter 23:
Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.

Chapter 24:
Don Kanonji: Spirits are always with you!! Bohahaha!!

Chapter 34:
Ichigo: Wha... what the hell are you!?
Ishida: Ishida Uryuu. Quincy. I... hate Shinigami.

Chapter 100:
Hinamori: Aizen Taichouuuuuuuuuuu!!


Chapter 143:
Renji: I swore that I will save her...
Byakuya: You... swore? To whom?
Renji: No one...
Renji/Ichigo: I swore... TO MY SOUL!!!

Chapter 150:
Ichigo: Yo.


Chapter 178:
Aizen: No one starts... on the top of the world. Not you. Not me. Not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it.

[garouga]

I like the "The power wielded in my hand was gained for her sake!" and "I really wish I could've been held a little longer. See you, Rangiku. *makes sad face* I'm sorry."

[RabienRose]

Episode 10
Don Kan'onji: SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BWHAHAHAHA!

yepp.. :spaz

[Jackal Iscariot]

Ichigo: Hello...wanted to say...I love you.......and...and..you complete me!!
Orihime: Stop! Stop it you idiot....You had me by "hello" T_T[/I wish]


Don Kan'onji: SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BWHAHAHAHA!

[organizedcrime]

Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Ichigo: Five people and a cat

[Scared Link]

"Good Morning Ichigo" - Ichigo's Dad.

[Phantom]

Ukitakte: There are two kinds of figths...fight to defend life and find to defend pride

Kon: Neeeeeeeee-sannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Isshin: Goooooooood moooooorniiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Ichiiiiiigooo

Also i think every line with Urahara and Tessai is funny


chapter 172:
Aizen: Admiration is a feeling furthest away from understanding

[OtacontheOtaku]

The phrase that got me hooked on Bleach:
Ichigo: You really suck at drawing

Who doesn't think spirits are with us?
Dan Kan'onji: BWAHAHAHA

Hanatarou: I'm re-engerized!
Ichigo/Gangyu: NO WAY!!!


Yoruichi: Who said I was a cat?

Hirako: I am a Vaizard... just like you

Ulquiorra: The fake shinigami we were targeting, it turned out he wasn't even worth killing, he was just more of the usual trash

[NineG]

At the end of episode 5, Orihime - " If. . . If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?"

Ishda: your brain must have been constructed wrong

maki maki: please call me maki maki
yarichu:WHAHAHAHAH!

[-Nara-]

" You have no idea what it means to be alone. Sakura your annoying."-Sauske- HA Sakura got served!! xD

[Gaaravision]

"What are you doing?"
"Old man?"
"Why do you run, Ichigo?
You still have not called me.
Face forward, Ichigo.
You should be able to hear it now.
That which blocks your ears is worthless fear.
The enemy is one, you are one.
What is there to fear?
Cast off your fear!
Look forward!
Go forward!
Never stand still.
Retreat and you will age.
Hesitate and you will die.
Shout...
...my name...
ZANGETSU!"

And see my sig.

[Scared Link]

" You have no idea what it means to be alone. Sakura your annoying."-Sauske- HA Sakura got served!! xD

That has nothing to do with bleach...

[Yamato]

Yoruichi: Cat's cant speak, that's a common sense.

Yumichika: Anything involving word *Pretty* :P

Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.

[monk3]

my favorite is of Don Kanon'ji: "SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU. BWAHAHAHA

[Baki]

Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to
the fullest... and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile.

[JofSD]

"So now i'm getting taken away... Good bye, Rukia nee-san... Good bye, Inoue-san... Good bye, to all the C-cups I never met" -kon

ep50

[mgrace]

I dont have any favourites....

[Axass]

Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to
the fullest... and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile.
OMG how did I managed to forget about that? I love it.

[AzureBlade]

Aizen-Sama: "I will be the one to stand in the heavens..."

[Asmodeus]

Spoiler:Aizen, chapter 172 (I think):I going to have to ask you to stop now, Abarai-kun. I can only step on an ant so hard without crushing it

Renji, chapter 144 :Compared to letting it fall apart, trying to hold it together...is so much more difficult.

[duffman13]

Chapter 97 (kinda long)
Uruhara: I'm really dissapointed Kurosaki. In your sword, all I see is fear.When you're dodging, you're "afraid of getting hit." When you're attacking, you're "afraid of hitting me." When you're protecting someone, you're "afraid of them dying." Your sword is filled with fear! I'ts pathetic! You can't give into fear in a fight! It won't help you at all.
When you're dodging, think "I won't let him hit me!" When you're protecting someone, think "I won't let you die!" When you're attacking, think "I'm going to cut you!" See? See this? In my sword... do you see my determination? Do you see "I am going to cut you in half?"

[lil-wolf]

In chapter 196 where Rukia shouted at Ichigo about being scared of the Hollow and fighting, making him regain his stand. The 'you' that I keep in my heart part.


definitely!!! :P *squeeeeeeeeee*
Rukia: 私の心に居る貴様はそういう男だ一護！！！ (that's the 'you' i keep in my heart, Ichigo!!!) :amuse

[Jimmie]

Episode 20:

Byakuya: "I didn't know one can cut off a head of with just your skills?"
Kenpachi: "Want me to try it on you?"
Byakuya: "You want me to let you try it?"

[Ginnylin]

Kuchiki Byakuya: From the begining, he has been fighting the code of soul society. So similar to the man whose spirit was so free it was bothersome. 'Kurosaki Ichigo, my sword has been broken by your freedom of spirit.'
Oh yeh and definitely that one in 196 where Rukia was like 'and thats the man you are in my heart.. i was OMFG... And the one in my sig. I was so annoyed that they didnt put the full on in the anime. The manga quote was soooo good!

[smackmyface]

From Bleach chapter 147:

Yachiru: "Attack with your intuition!"
Kenpachi: "I'm doing that already!"

Ikkaku: "Then use just that! Duh! The mind's eye thing!"
Kenpachi: "If i could use that i woudn't be thinking about this, idiot!"

Yumichika: "If it was me, i would probably give up in a beautiful way..."
Kenpachi: "Go to Hell..."

From Bleach Episode 53:

Komamura: "Let's begin Zaraki Kenpachi! It's the fight to the death that you enjoyed so much!
Kenpachi: (Laughing) "Fight to the death eh!? Alrighty then! If that's the case, i'm not holding back! If i kill you, become a ghost and come back to kill me!

[furious styles]

kon : XXXTRA-LARGE!! <3 <3

[Ah B]

"I swear by the pride of the Quincy...I will KILL you!" - Ishida
It was something like that, but very dramatic.

[soulslayer_urahara]

Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
this has to be a good 1!!

the one where ichigo says: i will say it again UR the one who will not be albe to hold a weapon!!!!!!!
in my avatar:P:)

[SeruraRenge]

I'M NOBODY!

[Kinuta Dosu]

easily...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b39/Abumi006/Anime/Kenpachipic1.jpg

[peachyqtz]

Chapter 170
Hitsugaya: Aizen, I will kill you.
Aizen: Don't use such strong words. It makes you look weak.


Chapter 178
Ichimaru: "I really wouldn't have minded being bound for a little while longer. See you, Rangiku. Sorry.

[Moridin]

can;t remember the chapter

That Uniform is a lethal weapon NEEEE-SSSAAAAAANNNN ~ Kon

also the very first text we get ~ We have no form therefore we fear it, and because we fear it, we revere it.

Oh and anytime anyone says 'Yo'

[Pinar-chan]

ep.1
Ichigo: Don't give me "it's near" dumbass! You scare me shitless then ignore me?! I asked you who the hell you are!

ep.6
Ichigo: I... I mean... he used my body and... gave those stupid Inoue and Tatsuki... k-k-k
Rukia: Kisses, it looked like.
Ichigo: Don't say it idiot! It's embarrasing!
Rukia: A kiss is nothing more than a greating. It's no big deal. In the book I was reading the other day, even more shocking things were happen-
Ichigo: Don't compare this with that! Kissing a classmate is FREAKIN' HUGE! What the hell kind of books are you reading?!

ep.52
Byakuya: Superb. Your fang... certainly did reach me.

ep. 54
Renji: Huh?!
Rukia: Oy Ichigo... what are you doing dammit?!
Renji: Wait a minute...! You're not gonna......?!
Ichigo: CATCH!!!
Renji: YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!
~~~~~~RUKIA FLIES WITH A PRICLESS SCREAM AND EXPRESSION ON HER FACE~~~~~~
Rukia: You stupid Ichigo! Lunatic!
Renji: What'd you do if I dropped her, you ass?!

And I probably know of more, but these are the ones in my head right now :laugh

[Tokio_no_Go]

*points to sig*

[Mister_T]

"This is your favorite game of carnage!!" - Komamura when fighting kenpachi

"You scare me shitless then IGNORE me" - Ichigo after kicking rukia's ass... litrely.. :D

[Ino-Shika-Chou]

spirits are always with you! Bohahahaha~! *crosses arms* XD

[Grudge]

Seeing Kon say adios to youchiri as a cat then fart was pretty funny.
Plus seeing kon jump in the air and yell "Ichigoooo" then get kicked in the face was awsome.

[Zoro]

Chapter 23:
Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.

Chapter 24:
Don Kanonji: Spirits are always with you!! Bohahaha!!

Chapter 34:
Ichigo: Wha... what the hell are you!?
Ishida: Ishida Uryuu. Quincy. I... hate Shinigami.

Chapter 100:
Hinamori: Aizen Taichouuuuuuuuuuu!!


Chapter 143:
Renji: I swore that I will save her...
Byakuya: You... swore? To whom?
Renji: No one...
Renji/Ichigo: I swore... TO MY SOUL!!!

Chapter 150:
Ichigo: Yo.


Chapter 178:
Aizen: No one starts... on the top of the world. Not you. Not me. Not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it.


Mine are these too.

[Grudge]

The first volume of bleach where ichigo's dad grabs a hold of ichigos arm and yells "Dropped your gaurd."

[AbaraiRenji]

Renji "I made a promise, To My Soul!!"

[Morpheus_VGX]

After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
When you dodge, "I'm afraid of getting cut".
When you attack, "I'm afraid of cutting someone".
Even when you try to protect someone; "I'm afraid of letting them die".

Yes, your sword only speaks to me of absurd fear.
That's not it.
What's neccesary in a fight isn't fear.
Nothing can be born from that.

If you dodge, "I won't let them cut me".
If you protect someone, "I won't let them die".
If you attack, "I'll cut them".

Well can't you see...
... the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?

-Urahara Kisuke

"This is my resolution". - Kurosaki Ichigo

"I told you. If you make Hinamori spill blood, I will kill you". - Hitsugaya Toushirou.

""Sorry guys" my ass. You won, brat". - Zaraki Kenpachi

"I told you, that I can see you.. Kuchiki Byakuya!!" - Kurosaki Ichigo

"Remember, Ichigo. You are the man which the woman I fell in love with gave her life to protect. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest, and die long before me. And if possible, die with a smile". - Kurosaki Ishinn

"Don't tell me what will happen if I don't make it". - Kurosaki Ichigo

"There is no point in Fighting! There is no point in Living! I have to win!!!" - Kurosaki Ichigo


(Also, see my signature).

[Seon]

Kukuku: I need to speak to that Bitch Yoruichi(lol)

Kon: your making me into the Nike logo!!!!!!

[ten sa zangetsu]

Zangetsu: I hate rain. Ichigo...
When you are sad, the rain comes down...
when you are moody, it becomes cloudy.
It rains in here, too.
I can't stand it.
Can you understand?
How horrible it is to get rained on when you are all alone in an empty world?
I'll lend you whatever power you need!
In order to prevent that from happening...
I won't let one drop of rain fall from that sky!!
If you can trust me...
Trust me...
you are not alone in battle...
Ichigo!

[ShuiMei]

I can't think of any specific character quotes at the moment but I have long-loved the title of the fourth volume, 'QUINCY ARCHER HATES YOU' I don't know why, it just amuses me to no ends xD

[Potentialflip]

Chapter 123: Page 19;
Ishida- I swear on the pride of the quincy... I WILL KILL YOU

Manga Spoilers:

Chapter 197:Page 17;
Kurosaki Isshin- ... It' one of the basics... So I will teach you. A shinigami at the rank of Captain can control the size of his zankpaktou got it? Otherwise everyone'd carry around ginormous swords... just like you. Remember this well. You can't fathom the power of your rival simply from the size of his zankpaktou. You shouldn't give lectures about Shinigami's until you understand that.
Chapter 192:Page 19;
Kurosaki Ichigo- From here on out... you can leave these bastards to me!! BAN KAI

[Key]

"thats my word"

[uncanny_sama]

spirits are always with..YOUUUUUU BUwhahahahaha

Mission completeeeee!!!!

[Code]

Komamaru Sajin: "Let us commence, Zaraki Kenpachi, your favorite game of carnage!"

Don Kanonji: "Spirits are always with you!!! Bohahahaha-"
Don Kanonji: "Smells like bad spirits"


Ichigo: "Wha... what the hell are you...?!
Ishida: Ishida Uryuu, Quincy. I... hate Shinigami."

Ichigo: "......... ....what.....?"
Ishida: Don't you get it, Kurosaki Ichigo? What I'm saying is, I ... hate you.

Ishida: "I'll make you understand, that shinigami are unneccessary in this world."

Ishida: "You're a shinigami whose power was granted to you by Kuchiki-san..."
...
Ishida: "Without her permission... you can't even move a finger."

Ishida: "I swear on the pride of the Quincy... I will... KILL YOU."



Well I think Aizen just says awesome lines...
Chapter 169:
Aizen: "Thank you Hinamori-kun... Thank you so much... Goodbye."
Chapter 170:
Hitsugaya: Hi... ... Hina.... ...mori...
Aizen: "How unfortunate! You found her!? Pardon me... it wasn't my intention to traumatize you. Before you could have noticded, I should have chopper her into unrecognizable pieces. "

Aizen: "Admiration is a feeling... furthest away from understanding."

Hitsugaya: "Aizen, I'm going to... kill you."
Aizen: "Don't use strong such strong words. They make your weakness that
much more appearant."

Chapter 172: "I understand how you must feel right now... so it's fine if you hold on to Kuchiki Rukia. Leave your arms here and step aside."

Chapter 172:
Aizen: "It is quite difficult to control one's strength... while stepping on an ant without killing it."

Chapter 174:
Aizen: "Oh my! I meant to completely cut off everything below the wait, but... was my swing too shallow? "

Chapter 178:
Aizen: "No one starts... on top of the world. Not you. Not me. Not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it."

Chapter 204:
Ikkaku: "Better watch closely. And make sure... You don't tell a fuckin` soul!!! Ban Kai!"

[Insipidipity]

You seem to really enjoy stepping on our pride.(Byakuya)

This has gotten far beyond a simple beating(Yama-jii to his 2 students)

I don't have time to teach a baby like you to breath(Yama Jii to Nanao)

[Ulquiorra Schiffer]

Abarai Renji, Episode 32:
Geezus...The stray dog in me is dyed into my bones. I'm getting sick of it.
All I do is howl at the stars, I ain't got the guts to leap at them.

I will light a fire upon the fang that falls short, so that I neednt see that star, so that it shall not tear this throat of mine.

Thos are my favorite Bleach quotes. Maybe more in the future.

[Stealth]

"Shall I tell you the difference between you and me?
Level.

A monkey reaching for the moon.
What the monkey sees, in the end, is none other than the reflection in the water.
If the monkey tries to capture the moon, it'll only sink into the water's depth.

Your fangs will never reach me."

- Kuchiki Byakuya


And also the quote Urahara said to Ichigo about Fear.

[Elite]

I wanna put a quote by Ichigo in my sig. But not sure what to put. So list any quotes by Ichigo here. Thanks.:)

Originally this thread was for Ichigo quotes but I've changed it to the Bleach Quotes Thread. So you can post your favorite quotes by any character.:)

[TenshiOni]

"It seems the pride you speak of leads to killing Rukia...If that's the case, than I will trample your pride! The power in my hand was gained for her sake!"

"I can see you...Kuchiki Byakuya!!"

[Feathers!]

While training with Keisuke san.
Ichigo: Forget that laid back "no time limit" crap... Lets settle this in 5 minutes.

[omg laser pew pew!]

I hate Shinigami

BOHAHAHAHAHA

[Trias]

"The power in my hand was gained for her sake!" is more than enough.

[Hyuuga Neji]

if you were stronger than me, then running would be useless; you would have caught up for sure, but if you are weaker than me, i just have do beat you and move on

i LOVE that quote

[The Pink Ninja]

"God, thank you for making Asano stupid."

[Cæk]

"thats my line" :oh lol

[Elite]

"It seems the pride you speak of leads to killing Rukia...If that's the case, than I will trample your pride! The power in my hand was gained for her sake!"

"I can see you...Kuchiki Byakuya!!"
Thanks I'm gonna use this one.:amuse

[Ulquiorra Schiffer]

Even though you already have a quote you like I figure that I'll put my two cents in anyways.

"Renji. Sorry about the wait. Here's my resolve."

Goes along with the first one.

"When I dodging, I won't let them cut me.
When I'm protecting someone, I won't let her die.
And when I'm attacking, I WILL CUT YOU!"

[Elite]

Even though you already have a quote you like I figure that I'll put my two cents in anyways.

"Renji. Sorry about the wait. Here's my resolve."

Goes along with the first one.

"When I dodging, I won't let them cut me.
When I'm protecting someone, I won't let her die.
And when I'm attacking, I WILL CUT YOU!"
Yeah anyone can still post a quote if they want, even though I've already used one. People could just post their favorite Ichigo quotes here.:amuse

Btw nice quote.:)

[Ulquiorra Schiffer]

Yeah anyone can still post a quote if they want, even though I've already used one. People could just post their favorite Ichigo quotes here.:amuse

Btw nice quote.:)

Thanks. It's my favorite Ichigo quote...My favorite Bleach quote is from Renji though so it's not appropriate for this thread. LOL

"Kurosaki Ichigo. Age 15. High School Student. Shinigami Substitute"

^That's another good one...

"What did I tell you before... All of your opinions are rejected."

[Elite]

My favorite Bleach quote is from Renji though so it's not appropriate for this thread. LOL

Well I did a search and there aren't any other threads about quotes so I'll changed this thread to the Official Bleach Quotes Thread.

[Ulquiorra Schiffer]

Well I did a search and there aren't any other threads about quotes so I'll changed this thread to the Official Bleach Quotes Thread.

Awesome...Well in that case.

"Geez. The stray dog in me is dyed into my bones. I hate it. All I do is howl at the moon. I ain't got the guts to leap at it."

"I will light a fire upon the fang that falls short. So that I neednt see that star. So it shall not tear this throat of mine."

My two favorite Bleach quotes. Both come from Renji.

[Hissatsu]

Ikkaku"Are you insane!"
Ichigo"Maybe"

[monk3]

It's my Boo Boo Cushion! -Kon

[Hissatsu]

"BUWHAHAHAHAHA!" the Don and his fans

[Elite]

Here's two from Aizen.

"There is no one easier to deceive than someone who looks up to you".

"Admiration leads you astray from the truth".

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Taken from M7's scanlation of Chapter 170.

[Hissatsu]

"I have no name", best quote of the series

[Mousuke]

"The power in my hand was gained for her sake!" ~Ichigo

"BAN KAI!" ~Ichigo

"This is unrealistic!" ~Hanatarou

"How does one drink this?" ~Rukia

Can't remember the full quote, something like "You're going to die anyway, so lie there and live as long as you can..." ~Rukia

"You'd better take good care of him...'cause that power's gonna be mind someday..." ~Wichigo (to Zangetsu) ....and to think that at the time I had no idea what he meant! ^_^

"Thanks...Rukia...because of you, the rain has finally stopped." ~Ichigo

"Bye-bye!" ~Gin

[Ulquiorra Schiffer]

"You speak as though you have already achevied Bankai."
^Kuchiki Byakuya

"If you don't belive your ears then take a good look. *Screams* BAN KAI!"
^Kurosaki Ichigo

"Doesn't my face say 'Bursting with energy'?"
^Yamada Hanatarou

"You will not even make me drop to one knee"
"Oh...What are you doing on your knee Kuchiki Byakuya!"
^Kuchiki Byakuya and Abarai Renji.

"Stand up. Face forward. Hesitate and you will die. Retreat and you will age. Say it loud my name is....."
"ZANGETSU!"
^Zangetsu and Kurosaki Ichigo.

[Megaharrison]

"This battle will be as easy as breaking a babies neck"~Mayuri

"No no no, bombs aren't meant to come back"~Mayuri

"Just kidding!"~Gin (good if you realize what scene it's in)

"I shall stand on the throne of heaven"~Aizen

"If we don't follow the rules...Who else will?"~Byakuya

"Kurosaki! I know this is shameful of me but please! You have to save Rukia!"~Renji

"Let us commence, Zaraki Kenpachi! Your favorite game of carnage!"~Komomura

"Thank you Rukia. Because of you the rain has stopped falling"~Zangetsu

"I AM ZANGETSU!"~Hollow Ichigo

"I swear on the pride of the quincy...I will kill you"~Ishida

"Grimjaw Jyaqjajaq! The next time you hear this name...Will be your last Shinigami!"~Grim Jaw

[Ulquiorra Schiffer]

"Just kidding!"~Gin (good if you realize what scene it's in)

ROFL. That's great. It's from the scene when he asks Rukia if she wants him to save her. Great scene. Really shows Gin's ability to manipulate the mind.

"Who am I? I don't have a name!" -Hollow Ichigo-

"Wow that's amazing. I don't have anything that flashy. All Zangetsu taught me was the Getsuga Tenshou, but I can put all of my Reiatsu into one attack. Let's go...KUCHIKI BYAKUYA!" -Kurosaki Ichigo-

"Don't interfere. Get lost!" -Kurosaki Ichigo-

[Elite]

Here's the speech Rukia gave to Ichigo in chapter 196.

"If it was defeat then you just need to train harder. If it was about your companions, then you just need to reseal those promises after becoming a virtous man. If it's about becoming a hollow, then just become strong enough until you can shatter it in an instant. Even if you can't rely on anyone else, just pull yourself together and roar! The "you" that still lives on in my heart, Ichigo...!!"

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Translation by M7's scanlation.

[Cæk]

"insanity?...i dont think i had that to begin with"...Zaraki Kenpachi.

[The Black Knight]

Here of some of favorite funny bleach quotes

Rukia explains mod souls with her drawings9
Rukia: Now do you understand?
Ichigo: Yes, but now because of your shitty drawings the tension we had is gone.
whack!!!

Inoue: Tadah! Its maximum speed is 380 kilometers per hour. It shoots 20,000 degrees C flames from the mouth and special destructo-beams from the eyes!
Michiru: It's not supposed to be like that, Orihime! That's not what they wanted!
Inoue: What? What?
Tatsuki: D-do you want to have detention again?!


Kon: What the hell is with the name Kon?!
Ichigo: Saying kaizou konpaku every time is annoying. Kon is good enough for you.
Kon: That doesn't mean you can call me Kon! It makes me sound like an idiot. I know! Why don't you call me Kai from the first word, kaizon?
Kai sounds nice! Call me Kai!
Ichigo: No way!
Kon: Why?
Ichigo: Because Kai sounds kind of cool, and I would be pissed off if you were called that.
Kon: You bitch...

[Last of the Arrancar]

Some fine filler amusement ( and original translation from Dattebayo ):

Ichigo : "Renji , Taki it off"
Renji :"huh?"
Ichigo : " Hurry up and undress alreaDY"
Renji : "What are you saying?"
Ichigo:" It's ok, so undress. If you won't undress, then I'll undress you myself"
Renji:" Wait a second !"
Ichigo :" No ,I won't wait"
Renji:"Stop it! "

*fast forward*

Chizuru : " The forbidden love. So wonderfull! "

[Trias]

Why haven't been these written by someone, already? (huh, grammar abuse...)

Bohahahaha!
Smells like mean spirit!
Good nights, babies!


Some fine filler amusement ( and original translation from Dattebayo ):

Ichigo : "Renji , Taki it off"
Renji :"huh?"
Ichigo : " Hurry up and undress alreaDY"
Renji : "What are you saying?"
Ichigo:" It's ok, so undress. If you won't undress, then I'll undress you myself"
Renji:" Wait a second !"
Ichigo :" No ,I won't wait"
Renji:"Stop it! "

*fast forward*

Chizuru : " The forbidden love. So wonderfull! "

Lol, that was hilarious smile-big

[Moridin]

that filler moment was classic, It'd have worked nicer if they'd uses take it off rather than undress though

[dark_kaze]

"Nice angle" - Kon
Best quote ever.

[BlackMageDryfe]

"You talk too much with your 'dont save me' and 'go away'. I thought I told you all your opinions were rejected." Cool and weirdly romantic.

Ichigo to Byuakuya burns:
"Somehow this 'our pride' thing is somehow connected to killing Rukia. Then, Ill just trample that shit."
"Miracles only happen once? Then what are they the second time?"

"What? You don't wanna look? Youre so innocent. Cmon, look now, you might not be able to look at it later" ZOMG hot Yoruichi...

"You can stay uhh... Thin-mustache-kun?"
"Ok, see ya, Thin-mustache-san"
"Later, Thin-mustache"
"......... WAIT! IM NOT THIN-MUSTACHE!"

oh, and in the end of an episode (when ichigo goes bankai), when they are giving teh shneek peek of the next episode, everyone starts saying weird words that sound like "Bankai" but mean something completely different.. like:
"Ichigo finally reached his Genkai! (limit XD)"

Ill look at it tomorrow and post teh quote, it was really funny!

[prejudicedmods]

Tousen Kaname: "I told you Komamura, my eyes only see a path filled with blood, that is where justice lies"

[Komamura Sajin]

Let us begin, Zaraki Kenpachi, your favourite games of Carnage!!!

I like this one :D

[BlackMageDryfe]

Ichigo : "Renji , Taki it off"
Renji :"huh?"
Ichigo : " Hurry up and undress alreaDY"
Renji : "What are you saying?"
Ichigo:" It's ok, so undress. If you won't undress, then I'll undress you myself"
Renji:" Wait a second !"
Ichigo :" No ,I won't wait"
Renji:"Stop it! "

*fast forward*

Chizuru : " The forbidden love. So wonderfull! "

lol i remember i watched that part like 3 times continuously! XD

[IzumoX]

"Well, I thought it was big compared to Rukia's" -Ichigo

[Hyuuga Neji]

"Nice angle" - Kon
Best quote ever.

seconded


then there were those 2 ones that looked suggestive without the proper context


"it's big and warm" - hinamori

"you gathered all us vice captains and acctually showed it to us" -4th div vice cap

[Chopped_Hige]

Rukia: Doushide, Ichigo?
Ichigo: ::turns around::
Rukia: BWAHAHAHAHA!


Honestly, Don Kanonji will forever go down as one of the funniest useless characters ever.

[Mukuro]

Please post something said that you found memorable (or even more so).

For me, so far"It's difficult to hold back my strength so that I do not crush an ant when I step on it."Priceless.

Sorry if this thread has already been done.

[Itachi_th]

"how could You"

[BakaKage]

"Don't use such strong words, they make your weakness that much more apparent." -Aizen while pwning Hitsugaya.

and

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!!! BOHAHAHA!!!!" - Don Kanonji

[Mat®icha]

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!!! BOHAHAHA!!!!" - Don Kanonji

yeah, for sure.

[furious styles]

this has already been done, i remember posting in it.

anyway mine was the one where ichi-kon first saw orihime's rack.

[BakaKage]

I forgot this one:
"From this point on, all your opinions are rejected! Got that, dumbass?!" -Ichigo to Rukia XD

[Seany]

'Gooood Mooorniiing Ichiiigoo!' -Isshin

[Hyouma]

"I told you before, I can see you now" or something like that, by Ichigo to Byakuya after he saved Rukia.

[Trias]

" Bankai..."

" The power in my hand was gained for her sake. "

From Manga:

" He is just a trash. "

" You're a crazy one, alright. "

" Baldy! "

[omg laser pew pew!]

Anything Isshin and Urahara says

[Insipidipity]

Most memorable is probably Orihime's if by sheer repetition(twice in the anime and once in the manga): "If I were the rain..."

[Bill]

"Wow! Kurosaki-kun your landing pose is so artictic!" Orihime episode 21.

[Arfil(a)]

Hmm.... favorite Quote of Kanonji > I SMELL BAD SPIRITS and MISSION COMPLETE XD

[Kisame]

Rukia " It is near"
Ichigo ::drop kicks her:: " what is near the safe? you thief!"

All I needed to read to know bleach was the manga for me.

[Mukuro]

Rukia " It is near"
Ichigo ::drop kicks her:: " what is near the safe? you thief!"

All I needed to read to know bleach was the manga for me.Lol, yea, that won half of my heart when I read that :laugh

[cinosweiv]

Whenever someone says "Ban Kai!"

[AestheticizeAnalog]

"I dont hate you, but for the sake of justice I must kill you"
"No difference in wiping away one piece of dust or two, no difference the eyes can see"
"Bye Bye"
"Nanao-chan"

[leebermeister]

Episdoe 7. Kon: "Nice Angle"

[Lizzy-kun]

Ichigo after completing Urahara's training:
"I swore that when I got out of that hole I'd kill you dead!"

Might have been a mistranslation from the subgroup but hilarious none the less XD

[Haruka]

"Hello? 911? Can you bring, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ambulances? thanks."

[namesake]

"Hello? 911? Can you bring, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ambulances? thanks."

haha, what was that from?

[Seany]

^ the Chad flashback where Ichigo beat up those guys, heh great scene.

[Sasori]

"Hello? 911? Can you bring, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ambulances? thanks."

Win


(It was from the Flashback of Chado)

[BGtymin]

"It seems this 'our pride' thing is tied into killing Rukia. Then in that case I'll trample that shit!"
-Ichigo in response to Byakuya saying something about trampling our pride

"If you make Hinamori cry, I'll kill you"
-Hitsugaya

"What are you doing? Why do you run Ichigo? You still have not called me. Face forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. That whichs blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear. Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout...my name is...ZANGETSU!!!
-Zangetsu with Ichigo saying ZANGETSU.

That last one was long but I thought it is better when the whole thing is given.

[Tower Bridge]

I'm literally hemorrhaging generosity - Kenpachi

I'm sure it's been said before, but it's such a cool quote.

[Sayuri no Ookami]

Well, seeing as how the last post was from 2006, I'm gonna say that this place is dead. Oh well, if anyone still reads this, then they can enjoy my quotes too....


I'm just a walking, bleeding heart of generosity. - Kenpachi

Pierce him, Shinso. -Gin

You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them. - Ichigo

Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you. - Ichigo


And just because I can, some quotes from other anime's.


I'm sorry I'm late. A black cat crossed my path. -Hatake Kakashi

Well, the worst thing that could happen is we all die. -Hatake Kakashi

My swords are on the line, now swallow dammit! -Jin

Old Guy [paraphrase]: "You know, sometimes one male firefly will attempt to mate with another male..."
Jin: "...Time to go!"


Don't read the last one unless you want Full Metal Alchemist spoiled for you!


Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth. But the world isn't perfect and the law is incomlete. Equivalent exchange doesn't encompas everything that goes on here. But I still choose to believe in it's principle: that all things do come at a price,
that there's an ebb and a flow, a cycle; that the pain we went through did have reward; and that anyone who's determined and perserveres will get something of value, even if it isn't what they expected. I don't think of equivalent exchange as the law of the world anymore, I think of it as a promise between my brother and I, that we will see each other again. ~ Alphonse Elric, Final Monologue

[Byakuya]

there's a quote thread in the tv section, there's a quote thread in the library, do we really need another one?

[sailhat]

Some fine filler amusement ( and original translation from Dattebayo ):

Ichigo : "Renji , Taki it off"
Renji :"huh?"
Ichigo : " Hurry up and undress alreaDY"
Renji : "What are you saying?"
Ichigo:" It's ok, so undress. If you won't undress, then I'll undress you myself"
Renji:" Wait a second !"
Ichigo :" No ,I won't wait"
Renji:"Stop it! "

*fast forward*

Chizuru : " The forbidden love. So wonderfull! "

lmao. This cracked me up so bad

[sandman189]

wow...no one has this one
"If the first one is a miracle, what's the second one called?" -ichigo

[Silent_D]

Ichigo, i didn't come here for you to protect me. ~Rukia
Thank you...for not dying ~Rukia

You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them. ~Ichigo

It seems this pride you speak of leads to killing Rukia...If that's the
case then I will trample your pride ~Ichigo

The power wielded in my hand was gained for her sake! ~Ichigo

Nice Angle ~Kon

If you make Hinamori cry, I'll kill you ~Hitsugaya

Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have
put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride. ~Ukitake

Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to
the fullest... and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile. ~Isshin

[Naruto_Cometh]

"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded."

[Jetstorm]

Nothing is born of fear-Kisuke Urahara

[quintessential]

"Who's spiritual pressure is this.Its obviosly at the level of Captain but i dont recognize it"
-Ukitake

"put on some freakin clothes"
-Ichigo

"When the flower wind rages, the flower god roars and when the wind of heaven rages, the god of the underworld sneers...... Katen Ky?kotsu"
-Shunsui

"Do you want me to tell you name of that student......the name is Ishida Uryuu"
-Ishida

there are more!

[blacky122]

Inoue. Ep141 of zee anime
"I wish that i could live 5 times, that way i could be born in 5 different cities, and enjoy food 5 different times, and have 5 different jobs.....also, i could fall in love with the same person 5 five...Thankyou Kurosaki-kun"

lol such a sad ep.

[Jicksy]

byakuya: "time flew by quickly while i was all alone with captain zaraki"

ichigo: "i swore... if i got out of that hole alive, i'd make sure to kill you dead"

Yoruichi: "are you sure... this firm, young female skin? If you don't look now, you may never see it again."

Urahara: "uh oh, i got complimented... that doesn't mean i'm gonna take easy on ya"

[hotness3ya]

here are some of my fave bleach quotes!

SPOILER!!!!
Gemelos Sonido: The reason for your defeat is the arrogance that kept you from from telling me your name.
Byakuya: The arrogant one is you... ESPADA.. But be rest at ease.. The reason for your loss is not due to your arrogance... It's simply due to a difference in power.
GS: Proud?
GS: Me?
GS: Whatever would make you think that way?
GS: You are indeed my enemy but of captain class. I think of us as being of the same level and intent to act in that manner. There is no pride or anything like it in my heart.
Byakuya: An Arrancar... Thinking of himself as equal to me... That alone is already a form of pride itself.

yeah i know its more of a convo.. but the last one was nice! just wanted to put the whole thing up!

[Bossman]

check the sig

[Snow Phoenix]

Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Ichigo: Five people and a cat

Wasn't it 'Five and half' :huh Either way, I loved this :P

I also :love how Ichigo comments on Rukia's drawings :awesome and that part where Urahara speaks about the fear he sees reflected in Ichigo's Zanpaktou~!

[Last of the Arrancar]

I suppose it's a mild spoiler ... but it won't really tell you anything important.

Los Negros: BANZAII AIZEN-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!

[skooter]

http://manga.bleachexile.com/bleach-chapter-261-page-19.html

"What the fuck?" -Noitora

[x.OAsami.MatsudaO.x]

I can't remember it word for word, but a few from the English dub:

"I'm sure it's just some pretty girl talking about me somewhere." - Urahara Kisuke

"What are you? Some sort of witchdoctor?!" Urahara Kisuke to Tessai.


And from the manga and my absolute favourite

"Woah! Renji was beaten five times to sunday!" - Hitsugaya Toshirou

[choco bao bao]

Orihime
" If... If I were the rain... that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle... Would I be able to bind two hearts together?"

"I wish I could live life five times over… Then I’d be born in five different places, and I’d stuff myself with different food from around the world… I’d live five different lives with five different occupations…and then, for those five times… I’d fall in love with the same person…" :iria

Isshin
"Remember, Ichigo. You are the man which the woman I fell in love with gave her life to protect. Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest... and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile."

"GOOOOOOD MOOOOOORRNIIIINNGG ICHIGOOOOOO!!!!" :rotfl

Urahara
"Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!" :lmao

"When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." If you protect someone, "I won't let them die." If you attack, "I will kill them." Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword?"

[piccun²]

Ikkaku's speech before the Arrancar's attack.


With a grim face he tells his worries....
IKKAKU -Don't you think it's weird Yumichika?
YUMICHIKA - What's weird?
IK - This thing.... A HAND MADE RICE BALL!
To be able to hand-make something this pretty... to be able to squeeze such delectable things within...
And to top it all off.... these mysterious clerks have lined them all up perfectly in each shop... and according to the clerks, they are restored every friggin' day!!
I'm afraid it's something that my rational head just can't accept! It almost seems... too good to be true!
For that ditsy clerk to have such abilities... I never could have imagined it!!
I bet there is some guy back there behind her pulling all the strings!

LOL

[Techno_Jutsu]

I just remembered that last Ikkaku one. I was disappointed they didn't have more scenes like that, other than Rukia and her juice box from way back at the beginning.

[???]

"Deplorable."

"I sympathize with you. It is a truly difficult thing for those of superficial intelligence to grasp."

-Zommari

[Blackpretzel]

Kurosaki Ishin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ICHIGOOOOOOOO *pwns Ichigo's face*"

[supersonicshinobi]

Grimmjaw:
You came here to fight! You're not seeing it...the path your instincts lead you to.....you're a Shinigami, I'm a Hollow! No one here makes prisoners! In a thousand years it's never been different! DO YOU NEED ANY OTHER REASON TO FIGHT!

Hollow Ichigo:
Ichigo, think you can tell me what the difference between a king...and his horse is? And don't even think about saying some kid's riddle answer...."Because one has two legs, and the other four" or some shit like that. It's about the form, ability, then the power!! Almost like the two could have been the same existence at one point!! But then, the one that fights to rise to the top becomes the king! Whichever one is leftover is to become the horse lending it's power to the former! Now, I ask you....what is the difference between the two!? There's only one answer. INSTINCT!!!! A vital tool for someone who has equal power but wishes to seek out something more. A vital tool for one who wishes to become a king!! With this, the user will naturally be drawn to battles...be drawn to more power...and use such to mercilessly obliterate his enemies beyond any hope of recognition!!! Slicing them into pieces....mangling them....all of this brought on by an absolute raw hunger for battle!!!!

^^^ that continues to here, http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/220/13/
I don't feel like copying it down

Byakuya (301 spoilers)
I have already told you, you and I....our levels our as distant as the Earth from the Heavens......must I spell it out for you? I have discarded my left arm, discarded my left leg.....and yet even so, I have not nearly lowered myself to your level.

[Mashiro]

Ep. 113

Renji - Sorry for coming in late!
Byakuya - What's wrong?
Renji - i went to get my hair cut at the salon and it was rather crowded so... your hair is always cut perfectly. Do you do that, after all? Do you belong to some exclusiveplace?...
Byakuya - No. I use Senbonzakura to cut my hair.
Renji - !!!
Byakuya - it was a joke
Renji - Oh... Hey!! You just made a joke?!?!

[???]

"This is a battle. Of course it's gonna be unfair. That which is called battle was a monster originally born of unfairness and intolerance. 'I can't stand that guy', 'I can beat that guy', 'I can't forgive that guy'... We make enemies for all sorts of reasons. And from the moment you make an enemy, until one of you draws his last breath - you're in battle."

-Nnoitra

[Techno_Jutsu]

The anime had a slightly different translation, but from the manga:

Renji: Rukia was chosen initially, since she is quite helpful in battles due to her speed. I was chosen next, since, excluding the captains, I'm the most reliable shinigami they've got. When I was picked, I offered another spot to my bud Ikkaku. After that, Yumichika also decided he wanted to come. Then Rangiku thought it would be fun, so she decided to come too...and since Rangiku wanted to come so badly, Captain Hitsugaya felt like he had to accompany her as well...well, that's how it went.
Ichigo: What do you guys think this is, a picnic?!

[MrCinos]

chapter 102, page 011.
Ichigo: It is completely unimaginable that... Chad would ever loose to anyone.

[piccun²]

Rukia: What's that supposed to mean? You're completely ignoring the rescuee opinions!?
What kind of strange rescue attempt is this?
Ichigo: Shut up!!! You're being rescued, so stop babbling!!
You should crouch in the corner, shiver in fear and scream "Help! Help!"


:P

[snowlesswinter]

Kaien: Our hearts aren’t inside of our body. When we think about something, or care about someone, that is where our hearts are born. If you were the only person in the entire world, then your heart wouldn’t be anywhere. There is nothing to worry about. If you wish with all your heart to stay here, then your heart will remain here. If your heart is here then that’s why you should be here.

Ukitake: Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.

Orihime: If. . . If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?

Isshin: Remember, Ichigo. You are the man which the woman I fell in love with gave her life to protect. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest, and die long before me. And if possible, die with a smile.

Zangetsu: I hate rain. Ichigo... When you are sad, the rain comes down... when you are moody, it becomes cloudy. It rains in here, too. I can't stand it.
Can you understand? How horrible it is to get rained on when you are all alone in an empty world? I'll lend you whatever power you need! In order to prevent that from happening... I won't let one drop of rain fall from that sky!! If you can trust me... Trust me... you are not alone in battle... Ichigo!

Ichigo: You never shut up about stuff, like how I shouldn’t save you or that I should just go home. I told you, didn’t I? Your opinions will be totally ignored. This is the second time. It’ll work out this time. I’ve come to save you, Rukia.
Rukia: I won’t thank you. You idiot.
Ichigo: Yeah.

Rukia: I-Ichigo. Let me ask, what do you plan on doing next? How are you going to hide in front of so many eyes?
Ichigo: We’re going to run.
Rukia: I-Impossible. Your opponents are captains. There’s no way you could just escape.
Ichigo: Then I’ill just cut through all of them and run. I’m not just taking you. Inoue, Ishida, even Chad came. Ganju and Hanatarou. I’m going to save everyone that has helped.
Rukia” I feel as though Ichigo’s power is flowing through me with the way he looks and talk. You’ve become strong, Ichigo.

[TenshiNeko]

Most of my favs have been posted already. Except in ep 59..

Ichigo to Byakuya:
[After turning hollow, wildly fighting Byakuya, and having a wild fight with himself to get back to human form]

"Sorry 'bout that. Just some interference there"

[parallax87]

I'm so glade I made it in time, niño. If I had not begun a second attack at that time, you would surely have been still here right now. Niño. My power has wasted away... You would probably have been able to defeat me without even using your hollow form. But, niño, you did use your hollow form for me. Even while knowing that it would drain your strengh instantly. I am grateful. This is the least I can do to thank you. The inhabitants of this place from here on are not sweet like me. Do not question whether to slay your foe. Do not hesitate to deliver the finishing blow. And more than anything, healing your opponent's wounds... is utter absurdity, niño. Leave the chocolate here. You're gonna become a demon, niño. Strong like a demon. Crafty like a demon. You must learn that the only way to withstand cruelty, is to become cruel yourself. If you do not niño... [and drops his broken sword]
Dordonii Alessandro Del Socacchio, Privaron Espada, 103rd arrancar.

[Vault]

chapter 102, page 011.
Ichigo: It is completely unimaginable that... Chad would ever loose to anyone.

:rotfl :lmao

[parallax87]

This is a dialog between 7th Division Lieutenant Tetsuzaemon Iba and 11th Division 3rd Seat Ikkaku Madarame, when they are having a break after their combat.

Ikakku
That lightning just now was hella brigth! If we had our swords raised right then, it would've struck us for sure.

Iba
Fool! That weren't no lightnin'; it was kidö. They were firin' at a target, so it wouldn't've come over here. But man, you sho' ain't grown at all.

Ikakku
Shove it up yers. I was never any good with kidö. I ain't a natural born, five-tool, all-around fighter like yer damn self.

Iba
I weren't all-around type from the start, either. Balanced all-around types're more likely to get appointed lieutenant than those relyin' on one ability. So I became an all-around type aimin' to be a lieutenant. That's all.

Ikakku
That doesn't sound too fun.

Iba
Damn fool, a man's a man when he works his way up! Of cou'se, it's fun!

Ikakku
Don't lie. It's for yer mom, right?

Iba
You stupid. Who'd aim to be lieutenant for a bitch hag like that?
Ah?! The booze is all gone!

Ikakku
What?! It's empty on your turn again?! You drink too much in one turn!

Iba
Hey, hey, booze disapearin' is law o' nature.

Ikakku
YOU'RE drinkin'it! Don't talk like it evaporated into the air!
[now looking deadly serious] No choice, time for the next round.

Iba
Yeah.

Iba and Ikakku at the same time
ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!

[Juice]

Renji's stray dog quote.

[Yαriko]

bleach episode 10:"don'kanonji:Boy,starting today,...you are My Number One Student!
Ichigo:"I GOT DEMOTED!!"
funniest ever:rotfl

[quintessential]

ichigo's instinct in the form of kenpachi:
''Those that have power are drawn to fights.Do you fight to gain more power or do you want more power so you can fight,this i cannot tell you, but one things is clear ichigo,guys like us were born this way,you were born to fight ichigo.....''

[Sharinganmaster29]

Kenpachi:losing my sanity??I don remember having such an useless thing in the first place

[Mia]

chapter 102, page 011.
Ichigo: It is completely unimaginable that... Chad would ever loose to anyone.

lulz!!! :rofl



somehow i like this one 'I can see you, Kuchiki Byakyua!' by Ichigo.

and all 'TRASHY' quotes by Ulquiorra. like 'Trash gets treated like trash' :love

[AkiraDono]

Mayuri Kurotsuchi
[while fighting Szayel Aporro Grantz]:
"...please stop that. I've long since grown bored with your performance"
[after the fight talking to Ishida]:
"As if.. your feeble mind can comprehend my genius"

Ishida: Let me go! what are you trying to do?!
Mayuri: What? Isn't it obvious? (*stares*) I'm FIXING you.
Ishida: You're using the WRONG word there!

And this:
http://img46.onemanga.com/mangas/00000003/00000307/05.jpg


Nnoitra Jiruga

[while fighting Zaraki Kenpachi]:
"My Heirro... is unsurpassed by any current and former Espada! The blade of some bitch ass Shinigami is never going to cut me!"

Zaraki Kenpachi
[while fighting Nnoitra Jiruga]:
"There're alot of different bastards in soul society.. Iv'e especially
met alot of annyoing ones that told me my sword couldn't cut them. But. A bastard whose eyes and throat can't even be cut... I haven't met someone like that in my entire life!"

"Now I can enjoy the fun of slicing you up!!!"

[Vaz]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2yx14y9.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ptuwt0.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/vichg9.jpg

[Poison Ivy]

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[Connie]

"Yep! Nell's a serious maso-kiss so it no fun if I don't cry a lil!"

"Ichigo, you dope. You butthead! Fartface! Worthless! VIRGIN!"

-Nell

[sasaide]

Rukia: Why is she staring at me like that?
Nel:.... what's ur relationship with Ichigo T_T

[Sajin]

chapter 102, page 011.
Ichigo: It is completely unimaginable that... Chad would ever loose to anyone.

This one is the best. No contest really.

[ricochet]

Isshin: Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile.

Ichigo: Just one question Grimmjow. What happened to your arm?
Grimmjow: Cut it off. I don't need both arms to kick your ass.

[MiaxKurosaki]

but yea one of the ones i really like is

Aizen: Your arrogance is excessive, Ukitake. No one was standing in heaven to begin with. Not you, not me, not even god. However, that unberable vacancy in the throne of heaven will end. From now on, I will stand in heaven. ( by far the best^^)

[Drakestorm]

The clip from episode 52-53 when Ichimaru Gin confronts Rukia just before the execution and first gives her false hopes about saving Rukia and everyone.
Then face to face to Rukia, he places hand on her head and says:

"Just kiddin'"

then rukia freaks out!

just love it!

[Silvermyst]

The clip from episode 52-53 when Ichimaru Gin confronts Rukia just before the execution and first gives her false hopes about saving Rukia and everyone.
Then face to face to Rukia, he places hand on her head and says:

"Just kiddin'"

then rukia freaks out!

just love it!

Ahaha, I was just thinking about that. Oh Gin, your such an ass.

[mrreptile]

My fav quote:
In the fight between Ichigo and Byakuya, just after Ichigo rips the mask off, wen he says something like.
Ichigo "Sorry about that imteruption"
Byakuya thinking "Thats what that was for him... a distraction. Now I understand if he defeated me in that form the victory wouldnt truly be his"

Or something like that.

ITS JUST AWESOME
:laugh

[Mayhem]

Ulquiorra: Hand over the woman.
Grimmjow: Blow me.

XD

[rochas]

[QUOTE=Jackal Iscariot;2122295]Ichigo: Hello...wanted to say...I love you.......and...and..you complete me!!
Orihime: Stop! Stop it you idiot....You had me by "hello" T_T[/I wish]

This quote from "A Night at the roxbury" not Bleach =)

[Tia Harribel]

Yoruichi - I certainly deserted the name of the Corps Commander but I don't remeber abandoning my other name.

Byakuya- When did I say I will kill you as a shinigami? I am slaying you because you pointed your blade at my pride.

Halibel- One blow from the shark and the ice dragon falls into the sea.

Nel tu - Where Noitra asks her why does she always follow him and she said " Because you are weaker than I am.

[TwelveGauge]

Nel: "When I fondle my throat like this..."

Random Ex-Espada Dude: @_@ "LITTLE GIRLS SHOULDN'T SAY WORDS LIKE FONDLE!"

[Axelstar]

"What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I see it? If I crack openyour skull, will I find it there?" [Ulquiorra-Bleach Chpt 317)

And see Siggy

[Kankurette]

"Enjoy the next hundred years!" :P - Mayuri
"Sanity? I never had any need for such a useless thing in the first place!"- Kenpachi
"How dare you call yourself a man of science!" - Mayuri again

[Sexy]

"Though I hate to interfere in a fight between Shinigami, I had no choice. If my comrades are getting killed this close to me, then I can't just ignore that. -Shinji
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“You need to take it easy so we can fight properly… If you keep on breaking things each time I dodge your attacks… I am going to start feeling bad for dodging them right?” -Shinji
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Grimmjow: Who are you? Their comrade?
Shinji: Why do you think that?
Grimmjow: Then what?
Shinji: Doesnt matter
Grimmjow: Can't disagree with that.

[GodQuiorra]

I totally luv this thread!

so I'll bring it back!

Rukia: We must not shed tears. That is the defeat of the body by the heart.

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DiamondDust Rebellion Movie

Ichigo to Hitsugaya:

You don't have to suffer alone.
You don't have to carry the burden by yourself!
Let your friends take some of your pain
and the resolve that goes with it!
Did you ever think about how everyone around you felt
while you tried to carry everything on your own?
I know someone who didn't like to rely others, just like you.
We're supposed to share how we feel inside,
when we're happy and sad.
Otherwise, we'll all feel lonely and left out.
In the end, he was weaker than everyone else!

^that movie clip made me cry for real... :ano

[Sferr]

Gin is a walking generator of quotes:

- Bye Bye :<3 :gin
- Did you really come back here just for me? :gin
- I have no excuse :gin
- Hitsugaya: Where you planning on killing Hinamori? :devil-mad
Gin: Ah? What do you mean? :gin
- Would you like me to save you?...blah blah blah... Just kidding :gin
- It would be nice if my capture lasted a little longer. Farewell Rangiku. Sorry. :(
- Poor thing :lmao :gin

I love this guy!

[Zil]

"Don't use such strong words. They make your weakness that much more apparent."

-Aizen

[Gaelek_13]

"It was fun, Nnoitra!" ~ Kenpachi

"I'll kill ya...I'll fuggin'...KILL YAAAAA!" ~ Yammy (missing a few teeth)

"I am Zangetsu!" ~ Shirosaki

"Whoever told you that the Espada numbers go from 1-10? Our numbers go from 0-9!" ~ Yammy

"Don't use such strong words. It makes you seem weak." ~ Aizen

[shiranuiokami23]

"That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat."

-Urahara

"Ichigo! Come out and fight me you bastard..."

-Kenpachi

[GodQuiorra]

Shirosaki: It never ceases to amaze me how brainless you are.

^ to Ichigo

[khiddle64]

:laugh these are all friggin hilarious! i luv em' all! but here is my favorite! i luv it!!!!

its in the manga so i guess this could b considered a spoiler...

yammamoto: are you here...for revenge?
shinji: on aizen, yeah. i dont really care about you. if there's anything im pissed at you for its for making that barrier so strong!If we hadnt found this guy outside we'd still b out there!
Shinigami: sorry sir...! i wasnt sure whether or not to let them in but considering the situation in here...
yammamoto: its all right. hirako shinji... am i right in thinking you're on our side now?
shinji: of course we arent. we're not on your side. we're against aizen. and...we're on ichigos side.
yammamoto: kurosaki...ichigo, eh?

i mean, its just a rly kewl quote... i luv it!!!!!!!!!!!HIRAKO SHINJI IS DA BEST!:amuse

[GodQuiorra]

Vizards!

Mashiro: Ohh look at me! I'm Kensei the idiot. I'm all pissy.
Kensei: you bitch!!

this is one of my fav's vizards moments

Shinji: Orihime-chan was my first love.:hurr
Kensei: Oh that bullshit again.
Lisa: Shinji you say that to all the cute girls. You've said it to me before too.
Rose: Are you trying to imply that you're cute?
Hiyori: Oh, so you say that to all cute girls!? that's funny I don' 'member you sayin' it to me!!
Shinji: That's 'cause I didn't, you git.

[ღ•°◦teo°◦•ღ]

since when???

since you were kickin' around in your mama's womb!


that wa epic:laugh

[Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez]

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:

"Which one? Which of you is stronger? *Sonido stabs Rukia instantly* Heh, I figured it wasn't you."

"Oi, don't waste my time, Shinigami, I don't want to kill you as you are now. Go Bankai, *smiles sadistically* or else I'll punch you full of holes, just like your dead friend over there."

"Give me a fuckin' break! Me leaving is the only thing that could've saved you, Shinigami."

"Don't go forgettin' my name - just pray you never hear it again; Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez! The next time you hear this name, will be the last thing you ever hear, Shinigami."

(Ichigo) "What happened to your arm, Grimmjow?" (GJ) "I cut it off - I don't need both arms to kick your ass."

"Eh?" *Stabs a hole through Luppi* (Luppi) "G-Grimmjow... Y-You bastard!" (GJ) "Damn right! Later, former #6." *laughs sadistically.*

"I'll teach him what happens when you steal someone else's prey."

(Ulq.)"Hand her over" (GJ) "Blow me."

"That's more like it, Kurosaki! You said you came here to save that woman, I'll explain the situation to you, since you don't seem to get it. You're wrong, you came here to fight! Can't you see the path your instincts have made you take? You're a Shinigami and I'm a Hollow, whichever side loses will be massacred. The last man standing will get to go home alive - that's all there is to it!"

"Grind, Pantera!"

"I guess I don't care either way, but it'd be a real buzz kill if your mask suddenly broke like last time."

*after shooting 5 building destroying darts at Ichigo and his friends* You went to go save them? Heh. Well, wasn't that nice of you.

"Fuck you... You think that beat me? That pathetic attack beat me? ME of all people?"

"No matter how much I beat the shit out of you, you're always looking down on me. Your eyes... THEY FUCKING PISS ME OFF! I don't care if you're a human, a Shinigami or an Arrancar! I'll crush anybody who looks down on me! And you, Kurosaki....will be the first to go!"

"I don't lose. I... I'll never go down... TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU!"




Zaraki Kenpachi:

"You want a reason... for fighting? Why don't you just accept it already, Ichigo?! You seek out fights. You desire power. Isn't that right, Ichigo? Everyone who searches for power, without exception, searches for battle! Do you fight in order to become more powerful? Or do you want more power so you can fight? I can't tell you that. The only thing I know for sure is guys like us were born this way! We were born to fight, Ichigo! Your instincts will keep leading you toward new battles. It's the only way you have. The only way to become stronger. Fight, Ichigo! If you want the power to control your enemy, take that sword in your hand and cut him down! That's your only option! That's the road that continues in front of you and remains behind you! Ichigo!"

"Sanity? I don't remember having that to begin with."

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!"

"HAHAHAHA. This is fuckin' great! I've been waiting to get this pumped! Fight me like your life depends on it!"




Nnoitra Jiruga:

"Fighting, after all, is a monster born form unfairness and intolerance. Enemies are made for all sorts of reasons. From the moment one makes an enemy, until one breathes their final breath, they are in battle."

"Everyone dumps their pity on me. They have no idea how much that hurts me. It's like stomping on an open wound. I don't care if they're strong, or weak, or a baby, or an animal! I'll kill anyone and everyone in one hit so they'll never stand up again! I... I AM...