Itachi's Facewrinkles' FC!

[nah-nah]

As co-co-owner, I have taken it upon myself to keep the FC updated, just in case the owner and co-owner are too busy to do it. Just helping out! <3
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Owner: nah-nah
Co-Owner: nwoppertje
Founder: Jill_Sandwitch

Members:
Vegeta721
nwoppertje
XxMandaxX
filippe
erein
yummysasuke
FrouFrou
Mugen X
Byaku_Hime

Affiliated with:
The Itachi FC!

Our beloved nwoppertje has kindly made an AWESOME animated banner, shown below. USE YOUR OWN SERVER, PLEASE!!

http://usura-tonkachi.net/images/facewrinkles.gif

[vegeta721]

I'm in!!! I'm co-owner, natch!

[Jill_Sandwitch]

Sorry nah-nah, he asked to be co-owner in a PM before you psoted :'( so you can be co-co owner ^.^

Does thoust accept?

[nah-nah]

*bows* I accept! <3 :glomp

[nwoppertje]

Should I be the first member than?

I agree with you all that Itachi's facewrinkles are heavily underrated and unappreciated. And that while they are such an important part of Itachi's face... Being the facewrinkles and all...

[nah-nah]

YES. those facewrinkles are what make itachi, itachi. Sure, he's got the long, pretty hair, but neji has that too... and he's got that sexy akatsuki coat... but that doesn't separate him from the other akatsuki members...

and yeah, he's got the sharingan, but sasuke has that too!

IT'S THE FACEWRINKLES! HOORAY FOR THE FACEWRINKLES!

<3 Welcome to the FC, nwoppertje. <3

[Maleficent]

. . . I am soooo in. [joins like OMGWTFBBQ]

[felippe]

I want to join too.

hey Jill_Sandwitch where are you from??
what city??

[nwoppertje]

I made a banner....
It's not all that, but I'm starting to get the hang of Image Ready...
If you use it...please on an own imagehost :amuse

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/nwoppertje/facewrinkles.gif

Enjoy my 1337 skillz :P

[nah-nah]

YOU R TEH L337 NWOPPERTJE. ZOMG!!1ONE!

You are so awesome. Thank you for the banner. reps for you. <3

and a GLOMP!!

:glomp

[nwoppertje]

YOU R TEH L337 NWOPPERTJE. ZOMG!!1ONE!

You are so awesome. Thank you for the banner. reps for you. <3

and a GLOMP!!

:glomp

:bow
I made it slow...to build up the tension...towards the Facewrinkles...
But if the timing should be adjusted...just let me know ! :amuse

[nah-nah]

no, no! It's perfect! it cracks me up! You did an awesome job. :)

[nwoppertje]

Anything for the wrinkles...

Whoa, you just gave me my first :glomp on these boards!
It feels just like the moment I got my first rep....*warm fuzzy feeling inside*

:P

[nah-nah]

I'm glad to have been your first :glomp ...and get used to it 'cause i like to give them. ^^

<3

[nwoppertje]

Ahhh....soo much loooove!!
:pleased

[nah-nah]

*SQUEALS* :squish

I'm happy this morning so you get a squish. <3

I wonder where all the people are... There has got to be more people who are in <3 with the wrinkles.

But if not... WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!1ONE!!!21@1!

[nwoppertje]

Word! Where are all the wrinkle-lovers at?!
C'mon! If you like Itachi you must totally dig his wrinkles! It's the highest form of Itachi-ness! You cannot possible like fat Deidara more than Itachi's wrinkles, especially because Itachi > Deidara....

:glomp to you too, Nah-nah! :amuse

[nah-nah]

Yeah yeah!! Itachi's wrinkles are FOREVER. Fat Deidara cannot even compare.

I bet those wrinkles are the source of his ungodly power. Forget Mangekyou... IT'S THE WRINKLES, DANGIT!

<3

[nwoppertje]

Yes! I think that the Secret of the entire Ichiha-existance lies in those wrinkles. I also think Itachi is Akatsuki's best representative, because of the wrinkles. That's why Itachi also is stronger than Sasuke, have you seen any wrinkles on Sasuke? I don't think so! So....easy as pie! :laugh

[nah-nah]

EXACTLY! Itachi has wrinkles. His dad had wrinkles too, and he was the head of the Uchiha clan. See, my theory is that his dad worked for years and years and years and then he finally got those wrinkles... and then here comes Itachi, with the uber wrinkles that totally pwned his own father's!! That's why he was always so proud of Itachi but in the end he was kinda cold to the poor boy... AND IT MADE ITACHI MAD SO HE WENT CRAZY AND THE POWER OF THE WRINKLES WAS REVEALED.

He probably killed Shisui because Shisui made fun of those wrinkles. Poor Itachi. BUT NO ONE DARES TO MAKE FUN OF THEM NOW DO THEY??

PH34R TEH WRINKLES OMG.

<3

[nwoppertje]

Yes...total wrinklepwnage!
Maybe people should send in some wrinkle-fanart to honour the greatnesses that are Itachi's Facewrinkles.

I could make some 1337 fanart, but I only know how to draw very crappy Gaara's.... I am serious...my Gaara's are the crappiest...it makes me jaleous of all those people who can draw Gaara properly. I do not want to let Itachi's 1337 Facewrinkles go through the hell Gaara went through....
Akatsuki would probably hunt my ass down and Fat Deidara would go sit on me and I would be like: 'Aaaah! Aaah! Get this Fat Deidara of me!'. And Fat Deidara would be like: 'That's what you get when you try to pwn teh Facewrinkles' and Itachi would be like: 'ZOMG! How dare you to disrespect my wrinkles' and I would be like: 'Sorry, sorry, sorry'.

Etc. Etc.
Really messy


:P

[nah-nah]

zomg. You're right. FANART OF TEH FACEWRINKLES!

I can draw. kinda. I will draw teh facewrinkles in a sketch and post tonight. I hope they do justice. Maybe Akatsuki will initiate me into their inner circle and I will be their official ITACHIFACEWRINKLE artist.

Yeah, I'll post tonight, my facewrinkle art. But for now I want you to enjoy my Gaara!fanart omg.

Hope you likes, even though this thread is not dedicated to teh Gaara. But he's cool too...he'll make a cameo in this fc, his one and only... it is just a picture of Gaara, if he finally gets a good night's sleep... Well-rested!Gaara.

http://usura-tonkachi.net/images/drawings/naruto/gaarawellrested.jpg

GAARA LOVE PWNAGE!!

[nwoppertje]

ZOMG my 1337 Gaara-fanart!!111oneone111!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/nwoppertje/smexynojutsu.jpg

I'll get on the facewrinkles but not tonight :laugh

[nah-nah]

BWAAHAHAHAA I haven't colored it yet (I don't know if i ever will, i suck at coloring)... but I HAD to post this. Hope everyone likes it!!!

http://usura-tonkachi.net/images/facewrinklesfc.jpg

[erein]

I...I must join this. o-o I keep drawing on my face to make it appear I have Itachi's face wrinkles all the time, so I can't help but join the fanclub.

[nah-nah]

WOW! :glomp

Welcome, erein!! Glad to have you here!! We are the chosen ones, see, the followers of teh facewrinkles. WELCOME HOME, SISTER EREIN! *squishes you* :squish

...Hope that didn't scare you off. We like to have fun here, so JOIN IN THE FACEWRINKLE WORSHIPPING!!1!11!

...Hehee.

[erein]

No, it didn't scare me off. ^^

yay, I am a member of Itachi's facewrinkle's fanclub. I'm very happy!

[nah-nah]

We're happy to have you! <3 It's a lot of fun in here even though it's just us for now.

[nwoppertje]

BWAAHAHAHAA I haven't colored it yet (I don't know if i ever will, i suck at coloring)... but I HAD to post this. Hope everyone likes it!!!

http://usura-tonkachi.net/images/facewrinklesfc.jpg

OMFG teh 1337-ness!!!
You're really good! I just have to :glomp you!

[nah-nah]

OMG! YOU :glomp 'ed me!!!11!121!one!!

Glad you like it! I'm gonna be working on the coloring, which might take me a bit of time...since I are teh suck when it comes to drawing.

YAY Did you see? We have a new member. WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!!1@!

[nwoppertje]

OMG! YOU :glomp 'ed me!!!11!121!one!!

Glad you like it! I'm gonna be working on the coloring, which might take me a bit of time...since I are teh suck when it comes to drawing.

YAY Did you see? We have a new member. WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!!1@!

Your drawing is teh OMG1337!
I will work on a facewrinkles one soon!! Hail teh almighty Facewrinkles!
And yes! I saw our new member, yay for Facewrinkles!

:woo

[nah-nah]

Yay! I'm all hyper (again) today!! I'll do my best to honor teh Facewrinkles. It is my duty as a member of this fan club!! I hope Itachi and Fat Deidara will appreciate my efforts and not sit on me. That would be bad.

And I would be flattened and I wouldn't be able to draw again 'cause if Fat Deidara sat on me I would probably be dead. Poor me. ;_;

I wonder if... the deeper the wrinkles, the more powerful you are? Maybe that would explain Itachi's power. His were even more L337 than his dad's.

[nwoppertje]

Yay! I'm all hyper (again) today!! I'll do my best to honor teh Facewrinkles. It is my duty as a member of this fan club!! I hope Itachi and Fat Deidara will appreciate my efforts and not sit on me. That would be bad.

And I would be flattened and I wouldn't be able to draw again 'cause if Fat Deidara sat on me I would probably be dead. Poor me. ;_;

I wonder if... the deeper the wrinkles, the more powerful you are? Maybe that would explain Itachi's power. His were even more L337 than his dad's.

Yes, Fat Deidara is too fat, I wonder if Oprah can send him to a weightlosscamp in her next show called 'Japanese cartooncharacters with Overweight need Help'. I'll apply him for that. ....As far as I know Deidara is a 'him' right?

I was wondering the same thing, actually... I guess the legend of How Deeper teh Wrinkles how more teh Ownage is true.... Can you imagine what would happen if all the characters out of Naruto would have facewrinkles?
OMG, the disaster.... Even just as worse as Sakura calling Gaara 'Gaara-kun' (as in Sasuke-kun, where she had a crush on) all of a suddenly. If Gaara ends up with Sakura, I'll hide myself under my bed for a long, long time... Gaara would even be better off dead, if he's gonna end up with her...

Sorry for the mindless ranting...back to Itachi's 1337 Facewrinkles again! :laugh

[nah-nah]

Yes, Fat Deidara is too fat, I wonder if Oprah can send him to a weightlosscamp in her next show called 'Japanese cartooncharacters with Overweight need Help'. I'll apply him for that. ....As far as I know Deidara is a 'him' right?

I was wondering the same thing, actually... I guess the legend of How Deeper teh Wrinkles how more teh Ownage is true.... Can you imagine what would happen if all the characters out of Naruto would have facewrinkles?
OMG, the disaster.... Even just as worse as Sakura calling Gaara 'Gaara-kun' (as in Sasuke-kun, where she had a crush on) all of a suddenly. If Gaara ends up with Sakura, I'll hide myself under my bed for a long, long time... Gaara would even be better off dead, if he's gonna end up with her...

Sorry for the mindless ranting...back to Itachi's 1337 Facewrinkles again! :laugh

Deidara is many things. As for me, I prefer referring to Deidara as "shim." Shim = she + him. We do not know so we shall use both for shim. That pwns, unlike fat Deidara. I wonder if Fat Deidara is related to SNL's Pat. Do you remember Pat? Pat was a shim too. But in a battle I would like to think that Deidara would win against Pat.

OMG Sakura and "Gaara-kun"? THAT IS BLASPHEMY! Sakura + Gaara =/= Love. I see her with Lee. He is The One for her. Not Gaara. Gaara would end up with someone who pwns. Like... Naruko. Or something. Did you know that people match Gaara up with Deidara? After Deidara goes fat, I don't think Gaara would want to be with shim. Boy or girl. XD That would be a worthy story for Oprah.

Itachi does not need a companion who is weak. He would most likely end up with someone who has teh L337 Facewrinkles like him. But then again I don't know if Itachi would want a companion. *shrug* Who knows? ^^

I would like to touch the Facewrinkles. I wonder if they would give me some kind of temporary Facewrinkle power. THAT WOULD BE TEH KEWL ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!

[nwoppertje]

Deidara is many things. As for me, I prefer referring to Deidara as "shim." Shim = she + him. We do not know so we shall use both for shim. That pwns, unlike fat Deidara. I wonder if Fat Deidara is related to SNL's Pat. Do you remember Pat? Pat was a shim too. But in a battle I would like to think that Deidara would win against Pat.

OMG Sakura and "Gaara-kun"? THAT IS BLASPHEMY! Sakura + Gaara =/= Love. I see her with Lee. He is The One for her. Not Gaara. Gaara would end up with someone who pwns. Like... Naruko. Or something. Did you know that people match Gaara up with Deidara? After Deidara goes fat, I don't think Gaara would want to be with shim. Boy or girl. XD That would be a worthy story for Oprah.

Itachi does not need a companion who is weak. He would most likely end up with someone who has teh L337 Facewrinkles like him. But then again I don't know if Itachi would want a companion. *shrug* Who knows? ^^

I would like to touch the Facewrinkles. I wonder if they would give me some kind of temporary Facewrinkle power. THAT WOULD BE TEH KEWL ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!

Shim! Yes! Glad we got that out of the way. It's a shim! 'Cause I think Deidara is teh ghey. SNL? I don't know a SNL or a Pat, acually. If it's related to an American tvshow I do not know, as I am teh 1337 Dutch. Gaara X Deidara matches are wrong. Because Gaara is too 1337 for Deidara. I mean, that they're both able to manipulate forms of dirt, doesn't mean that they're ment for eachother! Gaara must end up with a pwner-girl or Naruto (I think Naruto X Gaara is pretty cute, although I am not a Yaoi-er), but there are not many girls in Naruto that can pwn.... They're all lameass whiny bitches. I think Naruto will be the perfect partner for Gaar. Cuddle up to eachother in bed, take warm, fuzzy baths together....wear the same sleepingcap, froggypurse and maybe Gaara wil also take the whiskers from Naruto.

As for Itachi, he has enough to do with his Wrinkles. If you put your finger in it, than it'll take 3 months to find it back. That's how they work. Like the M-sharingan...it sucks you into another world of illusions. Wrinkleillusions...
I think the wrinkles are only ment for Itachi... Can you imagine Itachi without wrinkles? That would be teh catastrophe! ZOMG!!1111

[nah-nah]

Shim! Yes! Glad we got that out of the way. It's a shim! 'Cause I think Deidara is teh ghey. SNL? I don't know a SNL or a Pat, acually. If it's related to an American tvshow I do not know, as I am teh 1337 Dutch. Gaara X Deidara matches are wrong. Because Gaara is too 1337 for Deidara. I mean, that they're both able to manipulate forms of dirt, doesn't mean that they're ment for eachother! Gaara must end up with a pwner-girl or Naruto (I think Naruto X Gaara is pretty cute, although I am not a Yaoi-er), but there are not many girls in Naruto that can pwn.... They're all lameass whiny bitches. I think Naruto will be the perfect partner for Gaar. Cuddle up to eachother in bed, take warm, fuzzy baths together....wear the same sleepingcap, froggypurse and maybe Gaara wil also take the whiskers from Naruto.

As for Itachi, he has enough to do with his Wrinkles. If you put your finger in it, than it'll take 3 months to find it back. That's how they work. Like the M-sharingan...it sucks you into another world of illusions. Wrinkleillusions...
I think the wrinkles are only ment for Itachi... Can you imagine Itachi without wrinkles? That would be teh catastrophe! ZOMG!!1111
Agh! NaruGaara?? That would be teh awesome. I <3 that pairing. And along with Gaara getting whiskers from Naruto had have the same sleeping cap and froggypurse... Naruto will have the Gaara-eyes and the <3 tattoo on his forehead... and he would carry around a gourd. They would be teh 1337 couple zomg.

Itachi would not be Itachi without the facewrinkles. He would be... like... Older Sasuke With Long Hair And No Wrinkles. My world would come crashing down on me if Itachi did not have teh facewrinkles. My life would not be complete and I would wallow in my own pit of despair until the wrinkles came back and Deidara was not fat anymore and Gaara is teh smex... then the world is safe again and the sun is shining.

We should make a worshipping altar to teh Facewrinkles. But this FC is good enough for now. ^^

[nwoppertje]

Agh! NaruGaara?? That would be teh awesome. I <3 that pairing. And along with Gaara getting whiskers from Naruto had have the same sleeping cap and froggypurse... Naruto will have the Gaara-eyes and the <3 tattoo on his forehead... and he would carry around a gourd. They would be teh 1337 couple zomg.

Itachi would not be Itachi without the facewrinkles. He would be... like... Older Sasuke With Long Hair And No Wrinkles. My world would come crashing down on me if Itachi did not have teh facewrinkles. My life would not be complete and I would wallow in my own pit of despair until the wrinkles came back and Deidara was not fat anymore and Gaara is teh smex... then the world is safe again and the sun is shining.

We should make a worshipping altar to teh Facewrinkles. But this FC is good enough for now. ^^

Oh yes! Naruto would go as Gaara and Gaara as Naruto! Oh that would be so cute! They go practise throwing shurikens together, and go to the market to scare the living hell out of the villagers. And Gaara must wear his uber1337 Kazegaara outfit.... I swear...he looks like teh smex in that! I think Kazegaara is pretty hot compared to Psychogaara.... :P

ZOMG! Itachi without the wrinkles is like Naruto without DATTEBAYOOOOO!! He wouldn't even be in Akatsuki if he hadn't had the wrinkles. Even better, his name wouldn't even be Itachi with the wrinkles. He pwns the entire Akatsuki-club with his wrinkles.... I have to make some 1337 wrinklefanart soon! I'm afraid Fat Deidara will go sit on me if I'm not gonna do that....

[nah-nah]

Oh yes! Naruto would go as Gaara and Gaara as Naruto! Oh that would be so cute! They go practise throwing shurikens together, and go to the market to scare the living hell out of the villagers. And Gaara must wear his uber1337 Kazegaara outfit.... I swear...he looks like teh smex in that! I think Kazegaara is pretty hot compared to Psychogaara.... :P

ZOMG! Itachi without the wrinkles is like Naruto without DATTEBAYOOOOO!! He wouldn't even be in Akatsuki if he hadn't had the wrinkles. Even better, his name wouldn't even be Itachi with the wrinkles. He pwns the entire Akatsuki-club with his wrinkles.... I have to make some 1337 wrinklefanart soon! I'm afraid Fat Deidara will go sit on me if I'm not gonna do that....
Indeed, Kazegaara is teh smex compared to Psychogaara. Kazegaara has some sort of "zomg, bow down to me, i am teh hawtness!" aura about him, and he sure pulls it off well. He and Naruto are meant for each other, zomgwtfchickenstrips!!1 spoiler warning, don't highlight if you didn't read the manga: Naruto went teh crazy and kicked the heck out of Deidara when he saw Gaara. Poor Naruto. "HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FUTURE LOVER?!?!1!121!" he screams.... "HE AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MARKET TOGETHER IN OUR KAGE OUTFITS DAMN YOU!!!1! FEEL MY UBER1337 KYUUBI WRATH!!" Poor Naruto.

I cannot wait for your 1337 wrinklefanart! It has got to be teh smex. I think Itachi's wrinkles are not only a source of power, but they have to be a source of his smex appeal. He probably has so many girls wanting him because they see those wrinkles and are immediately in love. I bet you everyone in Akatsuki is also part of an Itachi-Is-Hawt-Look-At-His-FaceWrinkles Club. You know that if they knew this fanclub was here, they would definitely join... and start listing off things that they love about his facewrinkles.

I bet Itachi is irritated with Kisame. Kisame tries to have teh Facewrinkles but he does it wrong. So he does teh ZOMGITACHIKICK!! and pwns his fishie arse. Go Itachi!

[nwoppertje]

Indeed, Kazegaara is teh smex compared to Psychogaara. Kazegaara has some sort of "zomg, bow down to me, i am teh hawtness!" aura about him, and he sure pulls it off well. He and Naruto are meant for each other, zomgwtfchickenstrips!!1 spoiler warning, don't highlight if you didn't read the manga: Naruto went teh crazy and kicked the heck out of Deidara when he saw Gaara. Poor Naruto. "HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FUTURE LOVER?!?!1!121!" he screams.... "HE AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE MARKET TOGETHER IN OUR KAGE OUTFITS DAMN YOU!!!1! FEEL MY UBER1337 KYUUBI WRATH!!" Poor Naruto.

I cannot wait for your 1337 wrinklefanart! It has got to be teh smex. I think Itachi's wrinkles are not only a source of power, but they have to be a source of his smex appeal. He probably has so many girls wanting him because they see those wrinkles and are immediately in love. I bet you everyone in Akatsuki is also part of an Itachi-Is-Hawt-Look-At-His-FaceWrinkles Club. You know that if they knew this fanclub was here, they would definitely join... and start listing off things that they love about his facewrinkles.

I bet Itachi is irritated with Kisame. Kisame tries to have teh Facewrinkles but he does it wrong. So he does teh ZOMGITACHIKICK!! and pwns his fishie arse. Go Itachi!

Yeah, Kazegaara is teh smex. I'll bet secretly all the women in Sunagakure want him so bad that they scare themselves and that's why they pretend to be scared of Gaara. Which they actually find teh smexz0rz. So....I also heared Tanuki's (Raccoons -> Shukaku) have exceptionally large testicles, so you know things will be alright in the future for Gaara. Only...not with Sakura, I think I am gonna hurl if that happens, seriously I'll be this smiley:
:wtf

Kisame is a wannabefacewrinkler. His wrinkles are nothing compared to those of Itachi. Ph34r teh Wrinkles as they provide you total pwnage! I'll bet Itachi pwns Kisame all the time. I think Itachi's pwns everyone in Akatsuki. Stupid Deidei doesn't know where to watch if he lays eyes on the Wrinkles. Just like plantboy (Tauzu? Fauzu? Tutzu? Idunno), he just crumbles and falls apart when he lays eyes upon the wrinkles. I think Itachi can even pwn Akatsuki's leader with those wrinkles.. Wtf? They should rename 'Naruto' to 'Itachi's FaceWrinkles and teh 1337 shinobi Pwnage'. Serious....but they have to let Gaara be in it, especially in his ubersmexy Kazegaara outfit. He pwns his dad in it!

[nah-nah]

Yeah, Kazegaara is teh smex. I'll bet secretly all the women in Sunagakure want him so bad that they scare themselves and that's why they pretend to be scared of Gaara. Which they actually find teh smexz0rz. So....I also heared Tanuki's (Raccoons -> Shukaku) have exceptionally large testicles, so you know things will be alright in the future for Gaara. Only...not with Sakura, I think I am gonna hurl if that happens, seriously I'll be this smiley:
:wtf

Kisame is a wannabefacewrinkler. His wrinkles are nothing compared to those of Itachi. Ph34r teh Wrinkles as they provide you total pwnage! I'll bet Itachi pwns Kisame all the time. I think Itachi's pwns everyone in Akatsuki. Stupid Deidei doesn't know where to watch if he lays eyes on the Wrinkles. Just like plantboy (Tauzu? Fauzu? Tutzu? Idunno), he just crumbles and falls apart when he lays eyes upon the wrinkles. I think Itachi can even pwn Akatsuki's leader with those wrinkles.. Wtf? They should rename 'Naruto' to 'Itachi's FaceWrinkles and teh 1337 shinobi Pwnage'. Serious....but they have to let Gaara be in it, especially in his ubersmexy Kazegaara outfit. He pwns his dad in it!
... WOW Kazegaara not only has tanuki-like eyes but tanuki-like royal jewels too?? Lucky Naruto. They can go all night long!!!!1!1!!

Kisame? Pfft he can't even get the facewrinkles right. His are pseudo-facewrinkles and do not pwn like teh Facewrinkles of Itachi!! Yeah you know Itachi has to be the most powerful of Akatsuki, his facewrinkles being the ones with most pwnage and stuff. Everyone else tries to be like him (look at Chiyo) But they cannot compare. YES! THEY MUST CHANGE THE NAME! Because you know this show is all about Itachi and his smexy facewrinkles.

You notice how Gaara is teh powerful too? I wonder what the source of his powers are... maybe teh tanunki testicles? Or teh tanuki eyes? Who knows?

Deidei is probably in love with teh FaceWrinkles, as is everyone... I bet Sasori hid himself inside that puppet because he blushes every time he sees those pwnage smexy FaceWrinkles. He wants to confess his love!!! zomg!!!

[nwoppertje]

... WOW Kazegaara not only has tanuki-like eyes but tanuki-like royal jewels too?? Lucky Naruto. They can go all night long!!!!1!1!!

Kisame? Pfft he can't even get the facewrinkles right. His are pseudo-facewrinkles and do not pwn like teh Facewrinkles of Itachi!! Yeah you know Itachi has to be the most powerful of Akatsuki, his facewrinkles being the ones with most pwnage and stuff. Everyone else tries to be like him (look at Chiyo) But they cannot compare. YES! THEY MUST CHANGE THE NAME! Because you know this show is all about Itachi and his smexy facewrinkles.

You notice how Gaara is teh powerful too? I wonder what the source of his powers are... maybe teh tanunki testicles? Or teh tanuki eyes? Who knows?

Deidei is probably in love with teh FaceWrinkles, as is everyone... I bet Sasori hid himself inside that puppet because he blushes every time he sees those pwnage smexy FaceWrinkles. He wants to confess his love!!! zomg!!!

ZOMG! I never looked at it that way! Poor Naruto would have quite the nights...or...not poor Naruto....

I also think Akatsuki should remove their headquarters to the old Uchiha-shack, so they can surround themselves with the origin of Facewrinklepwnage! And even Kisame will get the idea that his pityfull wrinkles are just not total pwnage!

Gaara's powersource? Who knows.... I think he need all teh testicles for his flaming love with Naruto.... So that's a little bit of a blank spot for me...

Everyone ends up just loving teh wrinkles.... Secretly Sasuke just loves those wrinkles! They are an inspiration for all the shinobi's. They have to live according to the code of the Facewrinkles!

Yes! PH34R TEH WRINKLES! :laugh

[erein]

ZOMG! I never looked at it that way! Poor Naruto would have quite the nights...or...not poor Naruto....

I also think Akatsuki should remove their headquarters to the old Uchiha-shack, so they can surround themselves with the origin of Facewrinklepwnage! And even Kisame will get the idea that his pityfull wrinkles are just not total pwnage!

Gaara's powersource? Who knows.... I think he need all teh testicles for his flaming love with Naruto.... So that's a little bit of a blank spot for me...

Everyone ends up just loving teh wrinkles.... Secretly Sasuke just loves those wrinkles! They are an inspiration for all the shinobi's. They have to live according to the code of the Facewrinkles!

Yes! PH34R TEH WRINKLES! :laugh
sasuke hates Itachi, not because he killed the Uchiha clan, because he envies Itachi's wrinkles. Hating him for killing the Uchiha clan is just his cover-up story...Sasuke stop hiding it! ><

[nah-nah]

ZOMG! I never looked at it that way! Poor Naruto would have quite the nights...or...not poor Naruto....

I also think Akatsuki should remove their headquarters to the old Uchiha-shack, so they can surround themselves with the origin of Facewrinklepwnage! And even Kisame will get the idea that his pityfull wrinkles are just not total pwnage!

Gaara's powersource? Who knows.... I think he need all teh testicles for his flaming love with Naruto.... So that's a little bit of a blank spot for me...

Everyone ends up just loving teh wrinkles.... Secretly Sasuke just loves those wrinkles! They are an inspiration for all the shinobi's. They have to live according to the code of the Facewrinkles!

Yes! PH34R TEH WRINKLES! :laugh
PHEAR them indeed!! Those wrinkles are now, and will forever be, teh pwnage. You're right, they SHOULD hide out at the old Uchiha-shack. That will be teh fortress of teh wrinkles. YES! All who worship the wrinkles should worship there. You're right about Sasuke loving those wrinkles. He wants so much to be like his brother and have those wrinkles! I wonder if he will ever succeed in getting even a little tiny wrinkle? Poor Sasuke.

Where is everyone else? You and I are the only facewrinkle lovers here? I highly doubt it. Maybe everyone is in denial.

I OPENLY ANNOUNCE MY FACEWRINKLE OBSESSION! ALL WHO WANT TO COME WORSHIP WITH ME, DO NOT BE ASHAMED!!

..or fat deidara will sit on you. :evil

I love your avatar, NW. Smiley Gaara rocks my world like zomg.

[edit]
:omg EREIN! YOU HAVE RETURNED!!! :glomp

[Jill_Sandwitch]

My oh my oh my, I'm really sorry I hadn't added ne1, this weekend was my birthday so I kinda ignored the computer.

Good thing I came back, I didn't expect mroe than Nah-nah to join ^.^

[nah-nah]

:omg Happy belated birthday, Jill!! <3333 :glomp :squish

Aww, of course more people would join!! Who COULDN'T love teh Itachi-sama's Facewrinkles? ^^

[nah-nah]

*bumps the thread up in hopes of luring more facewrinkle worshippers into the FC*

XD

[nah-nah]

Guess my last bump didn't help...

*BUMPS AGAIN!!*

[nah-nah]

wow. this is depressing. I wonder where everyone is. ;_;

[nwoppertje]

I'm here! I'm here!

And I was watching episode 138 yesterday and there was a guy with bigger facewrinkles than Itachi!!! And Jiraya also has got facewrinkles... I suddenly realized there were a shitload of facewrinkles in Naruto! :blink

[nah-nah]

But they cannot all match the facewrinkles of Itachi...

...CAN THEY???

MASAKA!! @_@

[yummysasuke]

Well, nah-chan, I'm here, and add my name to the members list! :tem
And while I'm at it, let's be affiliates<- - just learnt that word.

Maybe I should also ask the owner??

[nah-nah]

I don't think the owner is active anymore. ;__; I'm the co-owner though, but I have no access to editiing the first post. But consider us affiliates!

I've edited the second post. :)

[FrouFrou]

i want to join !
itachis facewrinkles -> :love

[Shunsui]

Nana, wanna hijack the first post?

[nwoppertje]

Facewrinkles = :love

Itachi-sama has the hottest facewrinkles of all! \o/

[nah-nah]

OMG yes, naota, may i???

nwoppy-chan~~FACEWRINKLE LOVE, OMG.

It's been a while since we've posted in here... maybe we should do a collab facewrinkle fanwork, whaddaya say?

[FrouFrou]

am i a member now or not ? :cry

i just want to praise itachi´s facewrinkles in a community of love (?)

[nah-nah]

You are a member now, FrouFrou~~ Come, join in the Facewrinkle praising.

They are, after all, the source of Itachi's massive amount of power.

[FrouFrou]

They are, after all, the source of Itachi's massive amount of power.


indeed, powering the tsukuyomi (sp?) ...

[nah-nah]

YES. powering the tsukiyomi.

See, his father had semi-facewrinkles, but Itachi has ultimate, uber facewrinkles. Nwoppy-chan and I figured it all out.

No one knows how much power those facewrinkles hold... but it must be a lot.

[FrouFrou]

uuuuh, will sasuke ever obtain the facewrinkles ?
you, as the superior believers, should already know it ...

[nah-nah]

Gah, I believe that Sasuke can only gain true power by getting those facewrinkles. If he gets those facewrinkles... they will not be as deep or powerful as itachi's.

The reason is... Itachi has had those facewrinkles since birth. No one can catch up with his 1337 facewrinkle pwnage.

[FrouFrou]

yes, yes ...
wonder if orochimaru has a beauty farm :headscrat

[yummysasuke]

Of course he would. He has to beautify his ugly face...(gomen to those who like him!!!!!!)

I wish I had facewrinkles like Itachi!! It would be sooo hot!!

[nah-nah]

Yeah. i bet there are millions of wannabe FaceWrinklers out there. We should have an official Itachi FaceWrinkle day, and celebrate it every year. XDDDD

And Orochimaru can try all he wants but he can never acheive the FaceWrinkle pwnage that Itachi has.... Besides, nothing could ever help Orochimaru. He's too ugly, sorry sorry.

Not even the 1337 FaceWrinkles could help him.

[FrouFrou]

poor orochimaru ...
i believe we should celebrate that day in summer ... in the wintertime everyone runs around with scarfs and caps .. that hides away the facewrinkles :cry

oh, and by beauty farm i meant the true reason why sasuke left ... he wants to gain power with fake facewrinkles !!
but we all know, they are just stupid copies of the original ones :yell :angry

[yummysasuke]

poor orochimaru ...
i believe we should celebrate that day in summer ... in the wintertime everyone runs around with scarfs and caps .. that hides away the facewrinkles :cry

oh, and by beauty farm i meant the true reason why sasuke left ... he wants to gain power with fake facewrinkles !!
but we all know, they are just stupid copies of the original ones :yell :angry

I'm going for winter!! Just imagine Itachi with his scarf half covering his face, but facewrinkles still visible...:nuts And of course Oro's one is just fake. He probably draws it on himself with eyeliner.

Yeah. i bet there are millions of wannabe FaceWrinklers out there. We should have an official Itachi FaceWrinkle day, and celebrate it every year. XDDDD

:omg Yes we should!! And everyone should just have facewrinkles on their faces for the whole day. There should even be a flag with his smexy facewrinkles on it!

[nah-nah]

Sasuke really needs to stay away from Orochimaru. Orochimaru just has fake FaceWrinkles and he really needs to be shot for trying to imitate the real thing.

Sasuke should try to join Akatsuki, or be like Tobi, and hang around with them and his brother and his brother would be all "You lack.... FaceWrinkles." And Sasuke would try with all his might to get them and when he does his brother will pat him on the head.

I know how to solve the FaceWrinkle Day dilemma!! We should have one day for each FaceWrinkle. They deserve their own separate days. What do you guys say???

I like the idea of the FaceWrinkle Flag. XDDD And we should also take pictures of ourselves with the FaceWrinkles. Itachi would be flattered, I think, and he would be so pleased to know that someone understands how important those FaceWrinkles are. Then he would grace us with his presence and say... "You still lack... FaceWrinkles.... but... this FC pwns." <333

And I'd be all :wtf

[Mugen X]

Lemme join!!~~

Aren't they dimples though XD

[nah-nah]

Dimples, facewrinkles... they're still pwnage.

:glomp Welcome to the FC, Mugen X, you smex god. :love

[Kin]

Joinage... :oh

[nah-nah]

XD do you really want to join or are you doing it just 'cause?

[Kin]

No, I really wanna join xDDD sorry I used the :oh smiley I just love everything about Itachi? >_>

[yummysasuke]

Sasuke really needs to stay away from Orochimaru. Orochimaru just has fake FaceWrinkles and he really needs to be shot for trying to imitate the real thing.

Sasuke should try to join Akatsuki, or be like Tobi, and hang around with them and his brother and his brother would be all "You lack.... FaceWrinkles." And Sasuke would try with all his might to get them and when he does his brother will pat him on the head.

I know how to solve the FaceWrinkle Day dilemma!! We should have one day for each FaceWrinkle. They deserve their own separate days. What do you guys say???

I like the idea of the FaceWrinkle Flag. XDDD And we should also take pictures of ourselves with the FaceWrinkles. Itachi would be flattered, I think, and he would be so pleased to know that someone understands how important those FaceWrinkles are. Then he would grace us with his presence and say... "You still lack... FaceWrinkles.... but... this FC pwns." <333

And I'd be all :wtf

Damn Kin's here, so I can't say anything bad about Oro...:oh

I reckon that Sasuke should get out of Oro's reach and join Akatsuki too. But not to the extent where he's another Tobi. I don't like him, I find him annoying, and I don't want to degrade Sasuke to that level.

That would be uber awesome!! So now we just need to decide two days for the celebration.

[Bya Bya]

*pops in*
Sasuke will never join Akatsuki:P

[nah-nah]

XD yeah yeah I guess he won't.

yummy, it's okay if you don't like oro. Just because someone else doesn't like him doesn't mean you can't have your own opinion.

I think Oro is a wannabe badass. But he will never be badass because he does not have teh 1337 FaceWrinkles so therefore all he will ever be is a wannabe.

Itachi is t3h pwnage.

As for the FaceWrinkle Days, should we have one in the winter and one in the summer?

[yummysasuke]

I like the sound of a winter one! :tem

[FrouFrou]

i´ve thought about it as well ... winter emphasizes the sexy facewrinkles :amazed

and btw doesn´t it fill your hearts with joy to see how active this fanclub became and how energetic it´s members are ? :cry

and i bet we look good with facewrinkles :drool

[yummysasuke]

Of course we would!! But never as good as Itachi's. We'll never reach to his point of smexiness of facewrinkles. We just won't ever be able to obtain it!!

[FrouFrou]

without question ...
but we would still look good ... even better :drool

[yummysasuke]

We''ll look good and it'll be all thanks to the facewrinkles! People might even confuse us with Itachi and start worshipping us too!! :wtf

[FrouFrou]

oh, oh yummy, that would be the highest thing we could achieve in our lives:cry

[yummysasuke]

Oh yes!! But we would still be overshadowed by our, or I should say
nah-nah's gorgeous Itachi and his facewrinkles!

[FrouFrou]

it´s depressing, but that´s how live goes :/

i wonder something
iatchi had facewrinkles since birth inherited from his father (who achieved them after a veeeeery long time)
now, why doesn´t sasuke inherited them ?
is there some genetical disorder in his dna .. or his he maybe not his fathers son:headscrat which applies more than that genetical something ....
maybe itachi knew about it and didn´t killed sasuke, because he wasn´t an full uchiha
and for sharingan:
skipped some generations on his mothers side and was reawakened by sasuke

strange but possible

[yummysasuke]

Hmmmm. I've actaully never thought of anything like that before. :plot

Well, I reckon that Sasuke didn't get teh facewrinkles because he was never as powerful as Itachi in the first place. And because he really wants to kill Itachi, he can't go to him, so goes to Oro instead, in order to obtain the facewrinkles. (DAMN ORO!! I WILL PERSONALLY KILL HIM MYSELF FOR STEALING SASUKE! :yell)

[FrouFrou]

right!!! blame it oro !!!
itachi was the reason oro left akatsuki so why the hell is sasuke going to that loser

[yummysasuke]

Because it would be weird for Sasuke to go to his aniki, wanting to obtain the facewrinkles and power, when it's him that Sasuke wants to kill. So he decided to go to Oro-teme for some fake ones. :amuse

[FrouFrou]

ahh i get it ...
btw. when does nah-nah come back

she always had background info on itachi :wtf

[yummysasuke]

Well, I don't think that she's been anywhere special...and besides, it's morning for her, where she's at (I'm pretty sure it's morning at least :huh)

So she might be here later??

[FrouFrou]

which timezone is she in ?
or better which land ?

[yummysasuke]

Hmmm...*thinks*

Kentucky! It's in her location thingie under her ava. So that's the US. :amuse

[FrouFrou]

steps in ...
looks around ...
stares at itachi´s facewrinkles :wtf

is happy :woo :spaz :strip

[FrouFrou]

nah-nah being our leader into a world filled with itachi facewrinkle pwnage ?!

i´ll worship till the end :wtf

[nah-nah]

I've posted a request in the fanclub issues thread! It's only a matter of time til we find out if I've been granted the pwnership of this thread!

FaceWrinkles forever!!

Gotta go. :)

[FrouFrou]

nyo, ok
bye

[nwoppertje]

And use my 1337 banz0rz!!
I made it with love, happyness and facewrinkles! :laugh

[nah-nah]

Nwoppy-chan... omg... your avatar kicks teh arse.

If I am granted pwn3rship of t3h 1337 FaceWrinkles, I would like you to be co-pwn3r.

[yummysasuke]

I say I step up from co-co-ownership and take charge of this FC. Does anyone object?

Why would we object? Anyone who does doesn't know the power of
nah-chan! So I'm all up for you being our superior! XXD

[nah-nah]

Me? Superior? Nah.

Let's face it: the only one who is superior is Itachi with his 1337 FaceWrinkles. He pwns so hard because of them. ;3

[yummysasuke]

Oh yes. But among us commoners/mortals, you shall be our superior and leader. Ita-kun's facewrinkles will always overshadow us. =D

[nah-nah]

haaa, we should make a shrine for teh FaceWrinkle worshipping.

[yummysasuke]

Yes we should! And offer sacrifices too. I wonder what kind of things Itachi and his facewrinkles like?

[Mugen X]

Let's face it: the only one who is superior is Itachi with his 1337 FaceWrinkles. He pwns so hard because of them. ;3
I think they amplify his Chakra... maybe they are also the secret behind his super-fast spell-casting(?????).

[nah-nah]

XD totally. The first two-three pages of this fc summarize the theory of the 1337 power of t3h FaceWrinkles.

Nwoppy-chan is so much fun.

And you know, Itachi's dad had the FaceWrinkles too, but they didn't show up til he was older. Itachi was BORN WITH THEM. No one will ever catch up to his uber1337 FaceWrinkle pwnage.

XDDDD Yummy-chan.... XD... I just had this wonderful idea that we should show our undying devotion to Itachi and his FaceWrinkles by taking a whole bunch of containers of facial cremes and Anti-Wrinkle treatments...

AND BURNINATING THEM. =OOOOOO

[Mugen X]

^ i still think they are dimples XP

[nah-nah]

Dimples, FaceWrinkles... They still pwn.

And you pwn at t3h Itachi cosplay. :D Itachi would be proud.

[yummysasuke]

And you know, Itachi's dad had the FaceWrinkles too, but they didn't show up til he was older. Itachi was BORN WITH THEM. No one will ever catch up to his uber1337 FaceWrinkle pwnage.

XDDDD Yummy-chan.... XD... I just had this wonderful idea that we should show our undying devotion to Itachi and his FaceWrinkles by taking a whole bunch of containers of facial cremes and Anti-Wrinkle treatments...

AND BURNINATING THEM. =OOOOOO

Itachi's father only got them facewrinkles because of old age, not because he was damn powerful like our almighty Itachi.

Nah-chan, we have to burn them all!! They are the evilness to Itachi's 1337 FaceWrinkles! =D That is the only thing that will destroy our love for Itachi and his facewrinkles! And we must not let that ever happen. Otherwise the world will end.

[nwoppertje]

You know why Orochimaru is so afraid of Itachi and left Akatsuki?
That's because he reached his 50's and he didn't had any facewrinkles going on and everyday he had to gaze upon the 1337 facewrinkleness of Itachi-sama and he got green and yellow of jaleousy and even Sasori couldn't convince him with his puppetbishi-powers, so Oro left the Akatsukicave screaming: "WHY DON'T I HAVE THE 1337 FACEWRINKLES!?!?!?".

And Itachi said:

FOOLISH LITTLE OROCHIMARU, YOU LACK FACEWRINKLES!!

It's true, believe it!

I'd love to be co-pwner! Keeper of the 1337 Facewrinkles....
It's that Gaara is such a smexyass mofo, otherwise I'd totally be pwnd by the Facewrinkl4rz of Itachi-sama! :nosebleed

[nah-nah]

ZOMG it has been achieved.

I are t3h pwn3r of t3h Itachi's 1337 FaceWrinkles FC!!

XDDD Okay enough with the odd n00b talk.

Orochimaru definitely left because he was jealous of Itachi's FaceWrinkle pwnage. He just couldn't stand the jealousy eating away at him. No one will ever be able to reach the pwnage level of Itachi's FaceWrinklage.... Not even Chiyo!

QUANTITY IS NOT EQUAL TO QUALITY! ITACHI'S FACEWRINKLES ARE T3H 1337 OMGWTFBBQ.

[Bya Bya]

joinage, un

[FrouFrou]

hi byaku
youtry to conquer the world by finding out itachi´s facewrinkles secret? :P

[Bya Bya]

hi byaku
youtry to conquer the world by finding out itachi´s facewrinkles secret? :P
Hi Frou! perhaps I will find the secret of his wrinkles one day^^

[nah-nah]

Welcome to our humble gathering, Byaku_Hime.

Yes, yes... this is the place where we worship and admire the mystery, wonder, and beauty that encompass Itachi's FaceWrinkles.

Though we may never find out the extent of their power, may we always be awed by their might!

All hail the FaceWrinkles!!!

[yummysasuke]

Yay! Nah-chan has become our leader to FaceWrinkles!! ^^ Congrats mummy! :glomp

And welcome Byaku and enjoy crooning over teh 1337 Facewrinkles that Itachi is only allowed to have. =P

[Mugen X]

has anyone noticed that my googled ava has itachi with NO facewrinkles :O

[FrouFrou]

really :O
blasphemy !!

[yummysasuke]

Mugen, you must replace that picture of Itachi with one that has his uber awesome facewrinkles! Otherwise I will arrest you for treason and blasphemy. XD (nice use of word Frou!! "Blasphemy" :wink)

[Naruto_X_Hinata]

uhm.... hi im fred no wait bob no wait uhhhhhh whats this club 4????

[itashi-sama]

is this still alive?

[Teru♥]

Joinage!
Are those wrinkles or streaks?

[itashi-sama]

i think they are... not wrinkles i hope!

[sh4ft3d]

Hey! First post, so I thought I'd join the COOLEST CLUB EVER. I hope the leader still checks in once in awhile...

[Aya]

joining XDD

[quizzlix?!]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3284/facewrinkleszh7.png (http://imageshack.us)
OMG! LOOK!

[lolita_poison15]

can i see the face of itachi with wrinkles?

[sh4ft3d]

BUMPING THE BEST FC EVER!!!!!! For those of you not joining b/c the leader no longer posts, I will soon (hopefully) be starting a new one! Enjoy the wrinkles,

Jeff

[.Nagato.]

itachis wrinkles=smex!!!

ill join....