do you have a saying

[Keele]

do you say a phrase or a word all the time!

for example when i am not sure what to do or i have an awkward decison to make i take a step back and say outloud '' he who dares,Wins! '' - it is useful for me because it helps me make decisons and it hasn't failed me yet

or if i am screwed in a certain situation i say '' what happens,happens '' -this is useful for me because it calms me down i am am angry or in a panick

[martryn]

In high school my catch phrases were, "Maybe you ate it," and "Maybe he's dead."

Ex: My friend can't find his pencil. "Maybe you ate it."
Ex (x2): A teacher notices a student is absent. "Maybe he's dead."

Now I say whatever a lot to show my general disinterest in... well, everything. And in scary situations I say, "It's a good day to die," just like... someone said somewhere famous once. Damn, where is that from?

[Kakashi the A-Unit Hustla]

"Waka-Waka"
"Fagnuts"
"Oh Biff! Look at cha now!!" (<---that came from New Jack City)

[Bei]

"Yeahsurewhatever."
"Wazzat sposed to mean?"
^
I actually say it that way, its kind of hard for me to say "What is that supposed to mean." >.<

[Angelush]

hakuna matata~ :laugh

[Chamcham Trigger]

hmmmm I gott alot of them
"ohhh shiznite/shaiza"
"huh?"
"I hate that guy....so smug....I'll get him"
"to each their own"
too many more to put down so I'll edit at my leisure I guess.

[martryn]

I'm not black, and none of my friends are, but I sometimes say to them, "Wuz up, ma nigga?"

[Moritsune]

i just say single words like "interesting" and "indeed".

[DragonHeart52]

Now I say whatever a lot to show my general disinterest in... well, everything. And in scary situations I say, "It's a good day to die," just like... someone said somewhere famous once. Damn, where is that from?
"Little Big Man", maybe Chief Dan George or whoever played the part of the adoptive father??


"You've got to be kidding," is the usual response to the last minute request for ten hours worth of work needing to be done in ten minutes.

"Just give me a few (minutes)," when I'm being asked to do something and I've already got the solution at my fingertips, although the petitioner doesn't know that. He/she thinks I'm pulling off a miracle. :P

[Ticking_Clock]

My usual credo is - If you don't expect something you won't be disappointed.

I also use the lines, If he/she's so smart how come he/she is dead(Homer Simpson) and Now that's what I call a sticky situation.


Ex1: Remeber Ben Franklin he captured electricity! "IF he's so smart how come he's dead"
Ex2: And Joan of Arc was burned at the stake " Now that's what I call a sticky situation" <-- yes a little out of line but I think it a riot!

[shizuru]

"oh fudge" thats if somting bad happens which is allot of the times... its supposed to stop me from saying FCUK all the time^_^;; its quite chatchy:D

[brownsm]

"to be honest"

i add that in alot at end of sentences.just so people know when im lying :P

[Smitty]

"Take a shit, you'll feel better"

[CrazyMoronX]

I'm not black, and none of my friends are, but I sometimes say to them, "Wuz up, ma nigga?"

:amazed You're racist!!

J/K

Actually I say "nigga plz" a lot for some reason... it's not my fault the black community has saturated my mind with that phrase...

But if I had a catch phrase, it would have to be Give me a break, or gimme a break, which I blatently ripped off of John Stossel. :amuse

[Eden Prime]

"Damn Right." -I say that after i my girlfriend kisses me.

"I swear to God, i will kill you."- In a joking manner.

"I hope you get mugged." -To someone i don't know.

"You would think so, right?!"- If me and another are confused about something and take guesses about it.

"Fucktard."- When i hate you.

"There Are Those That Said This Day Would Never Come, What Are They To Say Now?"- From Halo 2, i say it all the time. Like, if we run out of Meow Mix, or Milk or somethin' like that.

"Aw, Goddammit!"- In a Eric Cartman voice. When things don't go my way.

"I'll punch you in the face."-In a joking manner when i don't get my way.

"I'll kill you."- same as above.

(While waiting for the person in front of me to take a right turn at a red light)"I swear to God, if you don't turn right NOW, i will get out of my car, walk over there, pull you out your window, drag you over that hill and beat you without mercy, and pee in your car."-In a joking manner, Makes me laugh so i don't get road rage.

Fagnuts.
Oh yeah, i'm usin' that one.

Well, that's all for now.

[senisi]

I say Actually and technically a lot.But I mostly have this little nervous laugh I do all the time. I think everyone has a catch phrase you know something they say all the time.

[Neji_Ivo]

hi, I'm portuguese so the translation maybe won't make any sense.

when something is really good we say " uohu, that's the REAL thing"
and (this will sound stupid), a nice way to say f**k o** is something like "go cumb monkeys"

Sorry for this ultra stupid post, i'll try to post better next time!! ;P

[Phancy Pants]

You damn well better Neji! Or so help me I'll come over there and.....kidding.

I'm a pretty lazy guy. If I'm asked to do work I usually respond with 'can't be stuffed/fucked'. It's beginning to be a problem now...

[Anax]

Well, I came up with "holly hell"/"unholly hell" a while ago, though they weren't inovative at all, no one I knew at the time used them. I've undergone so many periods of having a certain line stuck in my head and situations just begging for me to use it, that right now I can't remember any of them. Perhaps that is a sign of my getting better... Perhaps, when I will have been here for a dozen years I'll revive the thread and have everyone tell me what I say often :p Trully now, I often use various Greek sayings, or often (mis)quote various famous people/movies/books/plays/songs/anything.

Hmm... one of the things I do say (just struck me) is: If you say that 250 times, you might believe it yourself

I'm the creator of: "You will know Greece has a decent educational system, when the minister for education sends their kids to a public school."datte bayo

[Yasashii Chou]

"-sigh- Chill out, you." (I find myself saying this to my friend alot.)
"That's absurd." (hehe...absurd...)
"Very interesting..."
"I'm sorry..." (I'm always quick to apologize for something.)
"Don't hurt yourselves..." (When my friends are doing something stupid.)
"Um...you okay?"
"Um, actually...." (Usually correcting someone.)
"Yikes o.o"
"Geez...."
"Don't worry about it ^^"

I honestly don't say that much, heh ^^;

[Joutei no Tenshu]

i just say single words like "interesting" and "indeed".

same as him

[zeoblade]

Oh I have hundreds of sayings for my close friends to know only. If you want to find ideas to create your own originals you can get inspiration from others such as 孔子 (I think you call him Confuscious), 老子 (the father of 道) or Siddhartha Gautama the enlightened one

[Negative-Ion]

i have one saying.

STFU noob.

[Cof]

"He who laughs last, laughs good! Hahahaha!!"

[Sasume]

i dont have a saying but im all way saying sorry or thank you

[kumagoro_usagi]

"The fat will only get fatter if hunger continues to overun all reasoning."

Errr. Not sure what it was originally meant to man but I used it a while ago ^^.

[Casshern]

"...."

that's quite the saying :D

[zeoblade]

I think the last one I used these forums here was:

A wise man eats an apple
A fool eats an apple
Both seem the same to the shallow eye

[monk3]

1. "SHUT UP"
2. "eh. its ok"
3. "NO"
4. "i really couldnt care less"
5. "whatever"

yeah............ (thats number 6 too :P)

[zeoblade]

Another from the zeoblade Chronicles,

"STRONG and WEAK are subjective and relative terms, that's why I keep improving myself."

[Toby]

Well, I have many ways of expressing my complete lack of interest:

Fascinating!
Spiffing!
Jim-Crackin`Dandy!
Raped by a donkey in moonlight
PSOMA (Pumpkins sprouting out of my ass)
Wha?
Waaankeeeur!

and then there is this rude one:

Chya! Yeah go ahead, blame the white guy, tsk tsk...

[zeoblade]

I used Maito Gai's words, "One who doesn't believe in himself is wasting their hardwork."

[cloin]

I don't have a 'saying' per sey, but I'm constantly saying "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!", because I've seen American Psycho too many times.

[zeoblade]

Sometimes I quote Aburame Shino to my girlfriend, "Naruto, I am the leader of this team..."

"Naruto, the leader of this team is..."

[Ah B]

My favourite saying....."BBQ?!?!?!"

[zeoblade]

Ah B, your Lee avatar is very cute

[Miss CCV]

Two simple words: CARPE DIEM.

That is the Latin translation for the phrase "seize the day," meaning that you should take advantage of the oppurtunities and possiblities in life that are bestowed upon you. Live your life to the fullest because you'll never know when your last day will arrive.

[Tousenz]

1. U :mad ?

2. Fuck that f00 lets run this shit.

3. Fuck it. Fuck it all.

[CrazyMoronX]

Very obscene sayings Beyonder, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anyawy... I like to say "I hate life" a lot, because life is a terrible, terrible thing.

[dylec]

i like short words, like the multi-purpose 'heh' :amuse

[Sayo]

Sometimes I quote Aburame Shino to my girlfriend, "Naruto, I am the leader of this team..."

"Naruto, the leader of this team is..."you call your girlfriend naruto? :huh

[Baked Crack]

1. We don't love these hoes
2. Stop Snitching

[HunterKai]

My saying is my sig.

[DannyStardust]

ah the many catch phrases I have...
Here are my current favs
"dantastic"
"your buns...mercedes buns"
"why does your brother look so good?"<--~referring to myself

OH and lately ive been using "died" in place of killed example:
(my brothers and I are playing pda games in alien hominid)
Krismas: Hey! I went to get some cereal what happened to my character?
me: You didn't put in anywork to help us get across the stage, so I died you..
brother 3: hahaha "died"
Krismas:...(eats frosted flakes)

[Renegade Raine]

Here is the central theme of Maybeism, which I made up. :p

"Nothing is or isn't, it just MIGHT be."

[earthshine]

my most used saying: IT WASENT ME!!!

no, seriously tho, my most used are nigga, damn, and uuumm

[Kickmeister]

Chill baby!

[Centeolt]

Baka!
Human Fool...
Crap!!
Shiii... (instead of saying shit)

[BooYah]

"chikushou!

[NarutoUzumaki]

Too troublesome

[Quoll]

Mine are

1) I'll do it later
2) aw, fuck it(usually said at work)

[Tousenz]

1. Take it in the eye.

2. God fuck it.

3. I be fucked.

[Wing-Zero]

if i get into the arguement i will randomly say dont hate the playa hate the game and i have no clue where i heard that but meh i also use to respond to everything saying yo mama

[ezxx]

Whenever something happens that I did not expect to happen, I say "it can't be helped" to myself. ;) And recently, I've found myself saying "how troublesome" to myself. :amuse

[Kaki]

I say: Not today. Adios. Muy Bien! and Lushous.

[mank]

when things go bad for me and ive got nothing else to blame I yell: "Latino Injustice!" this says that people are out to get me cause im latino (i honestly dont believe this but damned if i have anything else)

[kakako petja]

you are just realizing the truth when you say that and it calmes you down. i never act the same never say the same things out of habit. but I used to. because of slang or I making the same kind of joke or things that were part of my personality at that time. ow wait there is one thing. when there is a serieus situation i push my legs in the ground as to "prepare" myself. sometimes you just need to change your spirit quickly you know. just like you said. you are sad and then you build op your spirit: suck it up man! and what you actually do at that point is just letting go of the bullshit thought emotion.

[Sake Hokage]

"I'm hungry" I say that about every half hour

[Danny Lilithborne]

"Just kill yourself."

It's the multi-purpose rebuttal and who knows, they might actually do it.

[CrazyGirl101]

When im happy-"Splee!!!"
When people annoy me-"Get Drunk, and drive home!"

[furious styles]

"what the shit?"

[funjat]

its not arrogance, its self-respect.

(if thats been said before, then they stole my predestined glory)

[Cthulhu-versailles]

Why worry if you were destined to fail, you will fail. If you were destined to suceed, you will suceed, So stop your bitching.

[TsunadeChic]

My sayings? For some reason, since I moved to Ohio (I grew up in NY), I've been saying "Oh my Goodness" a lot. I also use the word "Like" all the time.

Other than that, a friend of mine and I have taken to using "dattebayo" in conversation a lot. ^_^

I still call my friends "dude" from time to time, but you know what? I revel in my geekdom.

[Zouri]

Hmmm... my most used phrase? I don't think that I really have one. But I do have a wierd habbit. Whenever I mispronounce something, I usually end up studdering, then I notice this and try to correct the word and salvage the sentence. It usually ends up sounding like:

" Wow, is that Gash's new spell, Jikerad...Jikerd...I mean, Jiker... dammit..."

Or one that's even worse, accidentally putting two words together. One of my worst was:

" Well, I'm sure you can scrot... WTF is scrot?"

(It was a combination of wrote and some other word I can't remember. As you can guess, that conversation sorta went downhill after that.)

[The Space Cowboy]

Afford your opponent the luxury of sincerity

[yummysasuke]

my saying is "why hope for something that can never happen (again)?"

[TsunadeChic]

Oh, there's another saying I like, too....

"my ex-boyfriend and I broke up because of religious differences. He thought he was God... I disagreed.

[FifiLynn]

A lot

"Lifes a drag so inhale."

"Put your chicks before your dicks."

"Lifes a joint so take a hit."

Oh yea, those are more my advice for life saying though.

Heres stuff I usually say to people on the bus or as I'm getting off the bus with friends-

"Thanks for not stabbing me! :D"

"How do you feel about that?"(basiclly used to annoy people whenever they tell me something.)

[General Shino]

It sad when the ones who enforce are the ones who need to be enforced...

[TheChoji]

I'm usually the one left saying, "No, that's my line".

[kitti]

'my imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...' lol :D

[hesd]

I always say: "I'll cross the bridge when I get there." I am not an obsessive compulsive person...the word PLANNING is not in my vocabulary. :P

[Shikamaru3909]

one time in Language arts class we had to do this really stupid thing out of the book and it was like a sherlok homkes thing and my frnd was sherlok homles and i had to be watson in our group, (it was in 6th grade) and we always say indupedadle and indeed since then. i also just randomly saw meow from time to time. o and my 1 frnd always says thats jewish, or well im a jew. stuff like taht. my school is weird.:P

[Hangatýr]

Not my own, but still a saying close to my heart:

"The Earth was blue, but there was no God."

[badaudio]

i always say 'cock my mouth' long story though

[Amra]

↓↓ I use this as my sig on everything.

[Sasuke]

Everyone's crazy - some are just better at hiding it than others.

[The Space Cowboy]

Work like beserk, don't be a jerk.

[Megaharrison]

Send X to the countryside for reeducation.

[Sakura Kaijuu]

I'm not sure if most of these count as "sayings" or "random monosyllablic responses":

-- Buh
-- Meh
-- Rarg!!
-- Mraaar!!!
-- Eep

Oh...I do say "Rarg! I'm a dinosaur!!" a lot. :laugh

[LazyShikamaru200]

Believe it or not, I've actually grown accustom to saying "that's too troublesome." Also, somehow whenever someone asks me a question that's too troublesome to answer, I just go "That's how I rolls, man." It succeeds by getting them to stop asking me more quetions.

[Hibino]

"If you want to win, you must dare to loose"
"Araiwa?!" (mean wtf in my language)
"cockcheese" I don't know why I say that.
When I see something cute I use to say "goo goo ga ga":wtf

[google123]

Stuff like, "I guess..." and "I can't be assed" and "Indeed"

[Naruto2876]

Belive it because when I say somthing people belive im lieing

[GrandTheftAutumn]

I say "Kyaaaaa...","Believe it!","How troublesome.." and "Gah!!" alot xD

[Robotkiller]

Work smarter, not harder. :D

[cherry3]

Hehe go me ^_^ or i'm always honest don't belive me!

[MarryGoRound]

If it don't fit force it.

If that doesn't work.

Snicker it, that can't fail.

[Susano-o]

'If you've got time to spare, shouldn't you be masturbating?'

[Amra]

When someone does something wrong - "your killing me smalls"

When I do something that accidently scares people - "Did I scare you?" - "Yes!" - "Im a scary guy"

I even find myself saying things like "Baka!" or "Gee Tee Eff Oh!" sometimes.

[Red]

"After all is said and done.......nothing is done but more is said afterall"
"modesty is the sin of conventional pride"

[Zhongda]

I am extremly intelligent and wise. So heed my words:

-Hold fast when you can and compromise when you need to.

-Men 6alab al 3ola, sahara al layaly
(that's arabic for) "Whom ever seeks the *heavens must stay the nights awake"

*heavens represents your ambitions.

[Vanguard89]

I would have to say my favorite motto of mine... "Keep it real, keep it cool."

[bashingon]

the main nigga behind the trigga

[Aqua_Warrior]

My saying "If you have something to say... it's probably stupid"

Or, if I feel like it "If you can't understand me, don't bother to listen" OR, my favourite

"If i'm so annoying, why do you listen to what I say, then direct it back at me. If i'm so annoying... why listen?"

[Jink]

A thing I say alot is "Cool Beans". It just something that caught me and I really like saying it.

Ex.
"Principal: You'll be repeating Junior year next semester."
"Me: Cool beans."

[Inuhitari]

" can you eat that"

Example: Uchihacest
Ehh was that? Can you eat it?

" Its almost like i care"

Example: My dog smells like hell.
Its almost like I care

" Don't kill the messerger"

Example: Heej mam nii-san is painting on the wall
What AND YOU DIDDNT STOP HIM
Hej dont kill the messerger

[T4R0K]

"Aaaahhhh... That's too troublesome..."

[Insipidipity]

I take on the idiosyncrasies of the speech patterns of those around me. Even when I hated my roommate, I picked up a few of his phrases...

Right now they're:
"I'll be honest..."(adapted from my friend who always starts off with "Lets be honest")
"Bonus or no bonus?" "Bonus!"
"On a scale of 1 to [adj], that's definitely a [adj]"(i.e. On a scale of one to really fucking amazing, that's really fucking amazing)
"Your mom"
"meh"
"What it is!"
"Friends [verb]" ("Friends say hi" "Friends give rides" "Friends wave")

[Saufsoldat]

I always say: Life is not a Ponyhof! (German and means sumthing like "Life is not a Ponyranch!")

[Adonis]

My dad always said this to me and it kind of stuck:
"It's better to remain silent, and be thought an idiot, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Also:
"Oogity-boogity!" (When I'm excited about something)
"That's just fucking stupid..."
"You know what they say..." (I usually make up the saying)
"That ain't ballin'!"
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks..."

[Seelas]

"Greetings, my fellow masturbatory miscreant."

[Beo]

"You can't argue with the faithful"

[Mat®icha]

yeah, i tell to myself: "you asshole, go study"

cause i'm too lazy to study

[Adonis]

"Hey, my melanin-deprived, honkey buddies!"

[Inuhitari]

Hey i remeber one now. Its a realy old one. But my mom always says it when she can't make a desicion. "Never shot is always missing" she sais. Ive copied it i think.

[CurvingEdge]

i say horrible

[DragonBlade]

i usually say "wut about [insert perverted word such as penis, buttsex, etc]"

[Mrs. Hatake]

I say this "O my Gawd....wait God has nothing to do with this"
and a very dorky one "O Snap"
and I say "frick" and "what the Frick?"

[darkviper]

at life there is always a second chance to succeed and to change the world for the better"

[Kamioto Furin]

I've been using the expression "Fight~~~ GO!" I got it from the Japanese TV drama Gokusen. I tell it to myself when my low confidence gets ahead of me.

A saying:
Man cannot be polished without adversity in the same way that diamonds can't be without friction.

[Rin]

"Do you need a hug?"

i say it all the time when someone overeacts or gets angry.

[Shade Luka]

When I'm sad I say "I'm already wasting breath by breathing. Why should I waste anymore by talking to you." then when I'm happy I say "Don't worry, when the world ends there will still be a tomorrow in Australia."

[DannyStardust]

"Stuff it" I say that mostly to people who annoy me. It's nicer than saying F- You and still has a suddle badassism to it.:P

[Mider T]

Sibalibs, wuyis, wuyess

[deadfishy00]

when shit happens, i say

oh fudgsicles

[petersellers]

"if whores were cheaper, i'd buy them by the dozen."

[Spike Spiegel]

My motto is "Whatever happens, happens." Yes, I live by the teachings of Spike Spiegel, my name sake.

[Toby]

Sit Transit Gloria Mundi.

It's self-evident.

[Toroxus]

An opinion is a fact to he who owns it. A fact is a opinion that one believes to be true.

[O-Ren]

"Revenge is best served cold."

[9Kakashi9]

I just got a good one: It exists/happens/is, because I perceive.

[mystictrunks]

If at first you dont succed,play the race card.

[less]

"If the first draft is any good, you're not trying hard enough."

[Blaze of Glory]

Sayings:

"Yeah!"

"What?!"


"Okay!"

"Skeet! skeet!"

"What?"

[Comic Book Guy]

"Hmm?"

"Hmm."

"Hn."

". . ."

[Louchan]

"When I was young..."

"De gozaru."

"Eh? Wha?"

"Bleh."

"MEOW!"

"I'm a cat!!"

...
I'm so strange. <3

[Char-Aznable]

You cannot remove a mans opinion from his mind, but you can remove his head from his shoulders.

-Me

[Kevinthewiseone]

This is the one i live buy and is as far as i know of my own creation "Life is a sate of mind, and a phase of evolution".

[CaloricMoon]

some phrases i say are like wtf charles,fuck yo couch,or if im confused i'll say ok let me think or ok i need to think about this.

[Firedraconian]

"What, are you stupid?"

[Traveler]

"You have flawed logic."
"(Insert a random song that I made up one second ago)!"
"*Cough* Homphobic *Cough*"
"Baka."
"Sigh.." (I really say the word not the verb)

Those are mine.

[Partial_Multisize_Chouji]

when im screwed or in trouble i always say"Well your already in trouble so might as well enjoy it!"it helps take away from the dreadful moments leading up to the culmination of a situation.

When i get mad i always say"Freaking jehovas witnesses!"(I dont however mean any disrespect to jehovas witnesses it just happens!

[Gir]

Oh F*ck, I missed.

[Akimichi23]

"Cool." If I'm looking to end a conversation.
"Huh? How'd I get here?" if I want to creep out my friends.

[King]

My saying is "Make money, make money money money".

[MKashew]

I say I'll kill myself a lot but only cuz I can't be killed and it's a joke.

[troublesum-chan]

"oh noooes"

[makeoutparadise2]

"those who know do not speak, those who speak do not know"

[Misa]

"I have never seen *what they told me too look at* in my life!!!!"

[Kevinthewiseone]

"Dude" --
"What up" -- when greeting my freinds
"What the Hell" -- like what the hell was that (when i think something is weird)
"Latter" -- usually how a see you latter
"Life is a state of mind, and a phase of our evolution." -- when i want to say something deep.

[Robotkiller]

Work smarter, not harder.