What's the stupidest thing you've bragged about?

[Reznor]

Me, I don't tend to brag a whole lot, but when I do.... it is for stupid things, instead of actual accomplishments.

Mine include:
bragging about my leet skills in SSMB and Mario World... to girls... more than once
being the most powerful in my physics class
more to come!

[ninamori]

I bragged about choking on soda.

I think I did, atleast.

*needs to buy a better brain*

[Jester12]

RPG, anime, and things like that plus girls doesn't work...

[Gooba]

- Completing the Gallon Challenge in 15 minutes.
- My skills at speedrunning singleplayer Goldeneye for the N64.
- Staying awake for 79 hours.
- Being able to break 3 boards with a punch.

All those are pretty pointless and stupid.

[Zerolok]

I bragged that I could ride 100 m.p.h. on my bike when I was five. I even had the "speedometer" (in actuality it was a piece of plastic with a randomnly spinning arrow that somtimes hit the one hundred mark) to prove it.

[Chamcham Trigger]

I brag about being the biggest Cham Cham and Chrono Trigger fan. I brag about my elite parrying skills in Street Fighter 3. I brag about taking a useless character like May in GGXX and making her my best character and destroying people with her in competitions. I don't talk about this much, but when someone tries to question my intelligence, I tend to brag about my being diagnosed as a genius when I was 2 years old. That's useless, because I don't act like a genius part at all. :)

I don't brag much but I feel strongly about those stupid things.

[Kno7]

I bragged about
-staying awake for more than 46 hours..(wthGgooba..79?:blink:oh)
-restraining myself from..you know..:P for a month (well actually 28 days..)

I'll post more once I remember.

[azn_sephiroth]

i bragged that im lazy to my teachers?

I guess you can call it bragging..

[pek]

That i was able to get drunk after drinking 4 beers, was really wasted.

& That i touched my teachers boobs when i was in 4th grade. (accidently tho) XD

[Chamcham Trigger]

That i was able to get drunk after drinking 4 beers, was really wasted.

& That i touched my teachers boobs when i was in 4th grade. (accidently tho) XD
If she was pretty then props to you, if she was not then I feel for you man I really do.

I bragged for winning a bad dance contest. Well it wasn't a real contest, we were bored since our teacher was gonna be late so we tried to see who could dance the worst and I won.

[Reznor]

I used to brag about my IQ. Then I realized that was stupid as hell to brag about. :O

[Chamcham Trigger]

I used to brag about my IQ. Then I realized that was stupid as hell to brag about. :O
Ahh a fellow high IQ guy that's smart enough to know that it's stupid to brag about it. It's good to know similar people. Cool Phantom Brave Avatar too. Laharl is cooler than Ash tough:P
EDIT: I bragged about getting detention for a whole month, boy was that stupid....especially since my parent's over heard and were pissed that I was proud of it.

[Jones]

how many times i masturbated in one night. (7, i know, kinda noobish) then my friend beat me. so i couldnt brag about it anymore.

[Jedi Mind Tricks]

I guess the stupidest stuff I brag about would be game related like Tekken, or SSBM like the creator of the thread.

[basiK]

Counter stike.........i used to brag on and on about how i got frags n head shots n crap to my noob friends. If you have seen the purepwnage (www.purepwnage.com) series then just imagine doug with hair and that would be me a year ago.

very sad

[azn_sephiroth]

how many times i masturbated in one night. (7, i know, kinda noobish) then my friend beat me. so i couldnt brag about it anymore.


Well...you beat me...so reps for you.

[lekki]

I brag about my Tekken and Soul Calibur Skills.
And I dare you to take me on at Fifa Soccer:)

[i_MZCANDY]

counterstrike ... how i`m so good at my age and i can kick alotta` ppls' ass. `;\ and then i find a guy thats my age thats better than me when i started playing earlier than him and get my brother to teach me how to aim and stuff. and hes still better than me. `;p

[azn_sephiroth]

counterstrike ... how i`m so good at my age and i can kick alotta` ppls' ass. `;\ and then i find a guy thats my age thats better than me when i started playing earlier than him and get my brother to teach me how to aim and stuff. and hes still better than me. `;p

yeah i bragged in w.o.w when i was only level 11 haha

[mgrace]

I bragged about Settlers of Catan...

Then I was defeated

[Phancy Pants]

I bragged up falling into a garden pond at 11 at night. I don't know why I did that.

[Kyuubi Naruto]

I bragged about my Tekken skills all the time. And eatting my food faster then my brother.

[cygnus]

I'm modest personally...













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[Rocklee88]

the stupidest thing i've bragged about would be a flash animation i did for a school assessment. lol o_o

[monk3]

MY IQ until another asian came to school
my SSBM skills. but only jokingly

damn why do asians have to be smart?

[Reznor]

damn why do asians have to be smart? Because they send the smart ones to other countries.

[Mugen X]

Braging about the speed of my computer to my gf who reads Cosmo... -_-;;

[Hellcrow]

My friend bragged about how little work he did at school

[Kush P]

To my friends, I always brag about the size of my penis LOL

[Mugen X]

Because they send the smart ones to other countries.
It is quite ironic how they tend to become stupid once they go back to thier country, or to college. :P

[Mugen X]

I used to brag about my IQ. Then I realized that was stupid as hell to brag about. :O
so... whats your IQ ??? >.>

[Neenah]

About having a new cell <.<

[Jef88]

i bragged when my best friend told me he was the best in dragonball tenkaishi and i havent played it in my life
and i pwned him big time :nuts

[olaf]

I brag sometmes, that on one party I drunk so much (at least 1 liter of vodka with my friend; but I think it was more) that I joined 'sking down the stairs' ppl, and I was the only one who hit the wall. It took me a moment to get up, and everyone was afraid that I hurt myself. but I was tough and I got up, and walked somewhere else ('like a robot' my friend said).

But the most funny thing about that is that I almost don't remember that. I had some strange bruises in the morning, and I remembered some funny stuff but I told myself "it was a dream". Three days after that party, I met some girls that were there, and after a while they said "but U really were sking down the stairs!!" LOL

OMG I'm braging again about that *hopeless*

[Cæk]

failed an exam :lmao

[Paracetamol Boy]

I've bragged about how little pocket money I get for working...>.>

[mgrace]

I bragged about my farting ability until someone out did me... :(

I lost my manhood

[rimpelcut]

I don't brag. I say something making them ask me. that way It's not braggin

[Cæk]

I bragged about my farting ability until someone out did me... :(

I lost my manhood

:lmao :lmao

[organizedcrime]

Prolly grammar, mainly because grammar should only be addressed as an issue if the grammar is so bad you can't get the message through and that's rare.

[Low-fi Boy]

I bragged about winning Jack-change-it (stupid card game)

[google123]

RPG, anime, and things like that plus girls doesn't work...
Does with me...

[google123]

I bragged about how I purposely failed a German test.

[less]

I bragged about my l33t karaoke skillz. Turns out they're not so l33t after all.

[slimscane]

One time I got into an argument with a friend, and to win the argument I stated the fact that I "make better grades than [him] and am in more advanced classes":( It ended the argument, but it was probably one of the lamest things I have ever done. Although I have made up for it since then, I still feel crappy about doing it in the first place :redface. Oh well, I am just glad that it is the only time I can remember ever doing anything like that:sweat

[murasex]

Oh gosh, the stupidest thing I've bragged about has to be when I was bragging about my airplane headphones... XDDDD >___<;

[princesstaco]

You know you aren't cool when you've bragged about studying for six consecutive hours...

[Quoll]

I bragged the first time I was negged. It felt like a milestone.

[omiK]

This is not something stupid to me, but I brag about my nintendo love.. and both sexes have something nice to say to me. but for a guy I do look decent and I am nice.

[Razgriez]

Hehe...

I bragged about being lazy and having so much energy once. I was like 6 at the time so... I was severely stupid at that age.

[Nybarius]

Ring finger isolation, perhaps?

[uncanny_sama]

- brag about staying up late
- brag about how much i go out every week to friends

[Sakura]

bragging about how cool my shirt looked when the person beside me wore the exact same thing

and

bragging about my iPod which was the oldest one when there's an iPod nano now

[Heroic]

My clothes, and how smart I am in School.

[Raistlin-sama]

Stupid things, I have bragged about: For some reason, I always "brag" about injuries, I had. Along the lines of: Once I lost a pot of boiling water on my foot, and got severely burned, which made the part burned look like some kind of jam (seriously it did). Also it hurt like hell, for many, many hours. Damn, I did it again, but oh well, you know things like that.

I also often brag about how lazy I am. And then it's not even true, since I make all the assignments I'm supposed to do for school (in the last moment, but it doesn't really matter), which is more than you can say about some people. Going along with the lazy part, I usually put it together with: "But I still get better grades than most people".

Damn, I brag about stupid things...

[Lexiefaye]

When I was three, a lady complimented me on my eyes and I said "But my hair is pretty too." I guess humbleness was something I learned later.

I also brag about being bad luck for the St. Louis Cardinals. Yes, BAD luck. When I was 8 months old, we went to a Cardinal/Giants game. We had seats right next to the dugout. My dad dressed me in a Cardinal Onesie and bonnet ... and the starting pitcher kissed me for good luck. Then they of course lost. I've have not been to a single game they've won although I've been to tons of games in my life and they are a decent team. Furthermore, the last time they won the World Series was exactly 1 month (to the day) before I was born. Freaky, huh?

[Nybarius]

1) Drugs I've done
2) Amount of women I've slept with
3) How depressed I was
4) Trivial Victories

[pek]

My moms tits, ended up with four horny dickheads following me home.

[Nybarius]

My moms tits, ended up with four horny dickheads following me home.

I don't believe you. You better post a pic of the tits as evidence.

[Tarnag40k]

i bragged about how my friend had grabbed my foot when i tryed to kick him jokingly and then flipped on my hands and smashed him in the face

it was stupid because i got suspended

[Hokage-of-my-hood]

I bragged about how I memorized my lines for this news report thing that we had to do and this is what happened.

"Ooooo I got skittlez!"

*Camera goes on*

Toda...w-we--ch-chi...b-b-....j-j-...ve-ve-........ and back to you!

[Volsimaru]

I brag about how fast I can usually beat a Zelda game first time through. All my friends used to get pissed at this because they'd be at like the first temple and I'm like callin them up sayin "haha I'm better"
^but that was like when I was 9 :P

[Wing-Zero]

I have bragged about bragging O.o, don't ask.

[Dommy]

Bragging? :huh

Well. :shifty
I can't even think out a thing for me to brag about. :plot

[Sakashi]

i bragged about how im gonna get a leet comp, before i even got it... i feel stupid now.

[Tenacious D]

I bragged about getting an XPS *an expensive gaming laptop* for Xmas........

I didnt get it but I got my old PC "pimped out"

[Geat_Masta]

i bragged about this one time, i had a hotdog, with sourcrout and a milkshake for breakfast, and it tasted so horrible together that i threw up, then i tried it again, it worked better the second time :P

also once i got a lunch detention, and got my hands on a chair with wheels, and the time they got back, most of the lunch room was destroyed and they saw me wheeling around going "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE" CRASH, that was fun....

[Quoll]

I don't believe you. You better post a pic of the tits as evidence.

Agreed. I also brag about my record for # of blunts in 1 day.

[Tenacious D]

I brag about every single game I import >.>

[Ecnafoo]

i bragged about how much i wacked off once( im not like that anymore) and how extremly violent i was.