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Arishem
05-25-2009, 01:57 AM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05232009/postopinion/opedcolumnists/soldier_of_the_future_170680.htmhttp://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/05/soldier1.jpgIt's the year 2030. As a soldier enters a crowded marketplace, sensors mounted on his helmet automatically scan faces in the crowd, identifying a known insurgent; a cursor in the heads-up display highlights the target and cues the weapon, which can be set to stun or kill; a simple voice command unlocks the trigger.

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Aided by "smart drugs," enhanced with prosthetics, and protected by a lightweight suit of armor, this soldier of the future possesses near super-human capabilities and weapons that would make even Iron Man jealous. He's suited up in an "exoskeleton" - essentially a Storm Trooper-esque external shell - that allows him to carry heavy loads. Electronics integrated in his outfit allow for simultaneous language translation, automatic identification of potential foes, and video-game-like targeting. If the soldier is tired, overworked, or injured, neural and physiological sensors automatically send an alert to headquarters.

It's all part of the Army's starry-eyed vision of grunts 20 years from now, and it's just one aspect of the Pentagon's ambitious thinking about technologies that will transform the way the military fights. There are also plans for advanced robotic aircraft; missiles that travel seven times the speed of sound; and ship- and aircraft-based laser weapons that could blast missiles out of the sky.

These aren't fantasy. Many of these technologies are plausible, or in development. Whether the military can afford them is an entirely different question.

Each branch of the military has its own plans, but the Army concept of tomorrow's soldier borrows heavily from nearly every genre of science fiction. Dubbed "Future Soldier 2030," the vision is the brainchild of the Natick Soldier Systems Center in Massachusetts, an Army organization responsible for researching and developing new technologies for the individual fighter.

The idea driving this vision is a "soldier as a system," a sort of man-as-machine concept that looks at soldiers as you would an aircraft or tank. "We're building an F-16 [fighter] on legs," says Natick's Dutch DeGay. Does that vision run the risk of making soldier look like some sort of science fiction villain? DeGay notes the Army is aware of this potential pitfall: "We work hard to be cognizant of what the overall ensemble looks like." While some of the technologies are already under development - prototype exoskeletons exist, for example - others, such as an elaborate, light-weight power system needed to power all these fancy gadgets, are still many years away. There are also some provocative ideas behind the plans: the Army envisions "neural prosthetics" and drugs that aid cognitive ability. Such things may be "controversial now, but perhaps ubiquitous in 2030," officials note.

With all those advanced sensors, electronics, and weapons systems, such a suit, the Army realizes, would be a potential bonanza for enemies if captured. For that possibility, the Army has another solution: If a soldier is killed, the outfit will "zeroize" itself - that is, wipe out its own electronic systems - so the equipment can't be exploited by enemy forces.

Beyond individual soldiers, the Pentagon has other big ideas: the Air Force, for example, is working on a hypersonic missile that could strike anywhere in the world in less than an hour; a prototype, dubbed the X-51 "waverider," will be flight tested later this year. Laser weapons are also popular. The Pentagon plans for a megawatt-class laser that would fit on the nose cone of a Boeing 747 and capable of blasting North Korean or Iranian ballistic missiles out of the sky. After over a decade of work, the Pentagon plans to finally test the weapon against missiles later this year. The Navy is also working on its own missile-blasting weapon that would go on ships, called the Free Electron Laser.

Another major initiative for the future is replacing manned aircraft with drones. In Pakistan, for example, armed Predator drones are conducting air strikes that would have once been carried out only by piloted aircraft. But these unmanned aircraft are still ultimately controlled by human operators. In the pipeline are armed drones that could operate with no human intervention. Northrop Grumman is working on a Navy-funded project called the X-47B, which would take off and land from carriers ships, and Boeing recently unveiled Phantom Ray, another unmanned combat aircraft that the company hopes will interest the Air Force.

This is not to say that that the future military will necessarily be equipped with the latest and greatest in weaponry. With the costs of weapons skyrocketing, and the Pentagon under pressure to fund ongoing military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, many of the military's big ideas have simply proved too costly. The Army's Future Combat System, a $160 billion program that included robots, sensors, drones and ground vehicles, is now slated for cancellation.

Likewise, the Navy's dreams for its future fleet have been dramatically scaled back. And the Air Force's plans for a new bomber are also on the chopping block, another victim of the latest round of cutbacks in the new Pentagon budget. Even equipment for the commander-in-chief is in jeopardy: the Navy recently canceled plans to buy a fleet of new presidential helicopters.

So how much, for example, would the outfit for the future soldier of 2030 cost and can the Army really afford it? The Army won't say. Although many of the component technologies are under development through various research efforts, the Army isn't actually putting any money into the full ensemble yet. But history may be a guide. One of the Army's more recent attempts to create a high-technology soldier outfit, called the "Land Warrior System," produced mixed results and a price tag of over $30,000 each. After spending over 10 years and half a billion dollars, the Army was forced to scale back or cancel many of the technologies.

That brings to mind an old joke that cynics use about all-ambitious technologies, be they laser weapons, hypersonic missiles, or super-human soldier suits: These are the weapons of the future - and they always will be.Man, this armor looks like shit. I love how unprotected one area in particular is. :lmao

I
05-25-2009, 02:00 AM
I doubt that they're developing such thing.

But who knows, our government is very secretive, we always had the most advance Military anyways.

First Tsurugi
05-25-2009, 02:00 AM
Even for a concept art, that looks pretty crappy IMO. :lmao

Mael
05-25-2009, 02:01 AM
I wonder what this offers when it pertains to lulz. :awesome

Arishem
05-25-2009, 02:03 AM
The production version will have a bullseye painted on the crotch.

avraell
05-25-2009, 02:05 AM
Someone watched too much star wars. Man, what happened to that badass black armor design - the one that was being pioneered at the same time as that rifle with the bullpup grenade launcher, OICW or whatever it was called. Edit, dis gangsta shit:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/robocop0904_639x800.jpg

Inuhanyou
05-25-2009, 02:08 AM
ODST Brigade...is that you? o_O

Arishem
05-25-2009, 02:11 AM
Yeah, this one looks a helluva lot better:http://www.rangermade.us/graphics/2020prototype.jpg

Mael
05-25-2009, 02:13 AM
I call bullshit until I see this for our new weaponry:
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/144/f/0/Cruor_Angelus_by_MoonSkinned.jpg

We purge...not entertain with uniform lulz. :pek

Cirus
05-25-2009, 02:17 AM
It is good that they are developing such things. Though I fear if they cut all these development programs just because of the costst then the military will suffer greatly because of those set back. After all a military is only as good as the people and equipment in it. People can only carry the load for only so long before outdated equipment cuts the capabilities down and other militaries on the planet are easily able to out do our own.

Shinigami Perv
05-25-2009, 02:18 AM
:ryoma

This will solve my objection to having a large military; no one will want to be in it after this.

Chee
05-25-2009, 02:21 AM
lol, couldn't they have at least painted it black? Black is cool.

avraell
05-25-2009, 02:22 AM
This will solve my objection to having a large military; no one will want to be in it after this.

That's a damn good point.

Megatonton
05-25-2009, 02:26 AM
I call bullshit until I see this for our new weaponry:
http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/144/f/0/Cruor_Angelus_by_MoonSkinned.jpg

We purge...not entertain with uniform lulz. :pek

But we say buh-bye to our mortal flesh. :ano

Well, can't put a price for the service of the Emperor, right? :zaru

Tyrannos
05-25-2009, 02:32 AM
Geez, they should just borrow the MJOLNIR Armor from Halo. Because those ideas above remind me of how soldiers look in the sci-fi shows of the 70's. :pek

Also, the army need to start investing in Gundams and Terminators.

PerveeSage
05-25-2009, 02:39 AM
yea actually, most of these things are in development as we speak.

Blaze of Glory
05-25-2009, 02:39 AM
God our troops are gonna look like faggots :pek

Do a better design you faggots :wth

US soldiers should look like HALO troops

Lain
05-25-2009, 03:42 AM
Popular Science magazine had a much cooler image of what futuristic armor/gear would look like. This just looks like a fucking retard trying to dress up as an astronaut for Halloween.

KFC
05-25-2009, 04:10 AM
Popular Science magazine had a much cooler image of what futuristic armor/gear would look like. This just looks like a fucking retard trying to dress up as an astronaut for Halloween.

I was gonna go with the Master Chief but yeah, I don't want to insult his name.

EDIT: Damn, the more I look at that pic, the more I realize that we'll be the laughing stalk of the modern military world. Sure, we'll whoop that ass, but we'll look fuckin retarded doing it...

abcd
05-25-2009, 05:03 AM
:lmao :lmao

Kosshi
05-25-2009, 05:16 AM
Suit looks like a peice of trash or made from trash cans. :lmao

Megaharrison
05-25-2009, 11:16 AM
]Man, this armor looks like shit.

Pretty much this. Big, clunky, heavy, horrible visibility and peripheral vision. Every soldier I've ever known ever would hate it.

This reminds me of all this "GET More BODY ARMOR FOR OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ!" dealy Congress was pestering Bush with in like 2004-2005. When the GI's finally got the new-and-improved body armor in Iraq, many found it so heavy that they simply threw it off and fought with the older versions.

Soldiers like protection, yeah. However at the end of the day they'd prefer to not get hit as opposed to getting hit but having a higher probability of reduced damage.

It's like sex you see. Yes, you can try all methods of protection, but if you don't want to get a chick pregnant the most efficient method is just to not hit the target in the first place.

Jim
05-25-2009, 11:16 PM
:shroomslander

Tokoyami
05-25-2009, 11:20 PM
I don't see why they couldn't do most of this.

It'd just take the fusions of many technologies in a certain way however it's possible.


Now is it LIKELY......that remains to be seen.

Also lol at "smart drugs". "Hey man join the military....they got some gooooooood shit there."

Diceman
05-25-2009, 11:21 PM
Well,you can't spell slaughter without laughter.

dummy plug
05-25-2009, 11:27 PM
its very...futuristic :kaga

1mmortal 1tachi
05-26-2009, 10:15 AM
Looks like someone has been playing too much Halo.

Not really a great design. Its missing:

1. Exoskeleton Assist
2. Auto polarizing facemask for flash bang & glare protection
3. Environment Mimicking Armor(like the predator)
4. Auto Zoom Binoculars
5. Night Vision
6. He probably needs an antenna on his helmet for best range of radio, communications and connectivity related equipment.

Etc, etc. Not worth writing home about. The nano armor mentioned there is israeli made. Its made by a company called ApNano (http://www.physorg.com/news8947.html) and its at least 4 years old. A lot of the design symmetry here is years old and obselete and it doesn't incorporate a lot of the new stuff.

Bah, n00bs.

Inuhanyou
05-26-2009, 11:38 AM
its not gonna really be like this i think though, like all designs through development they change, this is just an example sort of thing, in another magazine i saw another future suit that was badass..even had rocket propulsion on it

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
05-26-2009, 12:12 PM
This is cooler = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqa08UGZGtk

T4R0K
05-26-2009, 12:22 PM
^He might want to improve the comfortability a little, but it's definetly better than the project in the OP.

1mmortal 1tachi
05-26-2009, 12:53 PM
This is cooler = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqa08UGZGtk

lol yah it is

Nemesis
05-26-2009, 01:06 PM
You know when I first read the title of the thread I actually thought of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

But looking at the uniforms it is now looking like they will be replicas. Curse America is going to set Alma on us

Inuhanyou
05-26-2009, 01:36 PM
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9677947-1.html hohoho~

BandGeekNinja
05-26-2009, 01:40 PM
you know, I wouldnt mind being able to jump into an Iron man esque suit if I ever join the military...but not THAT suit...

Sunuvmann
05-26-2009, 01:55 PM
Looks much cooler in black.

The first one though....yeahhhh crotch shots looks to be probably the most common injury of the future.

Chu-kun♥
05-26-2009, 02:13 PM
Laughable.

They should design it after Samus Aran. Now that would be awesome,safe,and futuristic.

Hand Banana
05-26-2009, 04:31 PM
One step closer to Fallout 3

saprobe
05-26-2009, 05:02 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3322335010_f69ff9db26.jpg

"Hey, Bro. Nice Outfit."

Jagon Fox
05-26-2009, 06:04 PM
:blink :huh :amazed :rotfl

Kyuubi Whisker
05-26-2009, 11:54 PM
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!