Your funny Conversation thread!!!

[Built2Destroy]

Man the conversations you people make the characters have are hularious the
nagato and protien and the nagato and itachi... The convo can be between any characters about any situation If you dont have a sense of humor this isnt for you!!

Let the fun begin!

Thread moved to HoU. Humor "make your own X" threads don't belong in library. All spoilers are placed in spoiler tags. - Splintered

[GrandKitaro777]

Funny conversation thread? Okay here is a funny conversation.

negato: Itachi go get me some milk
itachi: Go get it yourself
negato: please you know i'm crippled
itachi: (activates mangekyo and grunt quickly) go get it yourself
negato: itachiiiii......
itachi: stares (http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/146/04/)
narrator: negato comes back from a two our trip and tries to sit down and then itachi snatch the chair from under negato.
negato: you piece of shit
itachi: foolish little negato, if you want to kill me, despise me hate me. Run Run.....cling to life *itachi thinks oh shit this is negato* I meant crawl crawl cling to life and survive in a crippling way. Then someday when you have the same legs I do, come back to me.
narrator: (itachi makes it impossible for negato to gain legs because he made a pinata out of everyone that has legs and eradicated their limbs) :blinditachi

The end

[Soldaun]

WTF ^^^^

Anyway....

[Kusanagi64]

Hinata: "Naruto, I love you!"

Pain: "you must be Naruto's squeeze? And you are beautiful... you look nervous... is it the piercings? Look my name is Pain... but I could never have Pain on a soft lil yummy looking ass as the one you brought... I mean dang, look at what your jeans are wearing :O you can go now... I'll look you up later... penetrating you with my staves is something I want to look forward to"...

Hinata: "!!! :O I see chakra running down into between his legs... he's focussing on something! What is he hiding? What IS that thing?"

[HikariYume]

Naruto: *walks over to Sakura* Hey Sakura-chan what's--
Sakura: *Hugs Naruto really hard* Oh Naruto, I love you so much!
Hinata: *comes out of nowhere* Jyuuken Hou: Hakke Rokujyuuyonshou!
Sakura: *drops Naruto*
Hinata: *charges at Sakura* 2 strikes! 4 strikes! 8 strikes! 16 strikes! 32 strikes! 64 strikes!
Sakura: ...*falls over. mouth bleeding*
Hinata: Hmph! *drags Naruto away* That'll teach her to mess with my man...
~1 hour later~
Sasuke: *Walks through Konoha with the rest of team Hawk; nonchalantly singing* Goin to destroy Konoha...I'm an emo hottie...Goin to destr-- Hmm? *gasp* Sakura?
Karin: Who's that?
Sasuke: My old teamate. *picks her up*
Karin: Why are you picking her up?! I thought you didn't care about your old teamates anymore!
Suigetsu: Must you bitch about everything?
Karin: Shaddap you dumbass! *slaps him*
Sasuke: *sigh* You guys are hopeless…Come on, we’re going back to the lair.
Karin: What about destroying Konoha!
Sasuke: Must you bitch about everything? Let’s go.
Karin: Hmph!
Suigetsu Someone’s getting jealous…
Karin: Am NOT!
Sasuke: *sigh* My life SUCKS...
Suigetsu: Can it, emo prince
Sasuke: What did you call me?!
Suigetsu: E-e-e-m-o-o-o Pri-i-i-nce
Sasuke: *drops Sakura* You're lucky I don't kill you right now!
Suigetsu: Bring it on, cry baby!
Sasuke: I will fish-for-brains!
Suigetsu: Fish-for-brains? That's the best Uchiha prodigy, Sasuke could come up with?
Sasuke: Oh, shut up...
~A few weeks later, team pigeon hawk come back to destroy Konoha~
Sasuke: *Walks through Konoha with the rest of team Hawk; nonchalantly singing* Goin to destroy Konoha...I'm an emo hottie...Goin to destr-- Hmm? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS?!!
Suigetsu:...Well, ain't that something. Someone took your goal, Sasuke.
Sasuke: e_e Shut the hell up..or I'll kill you.
~Hinata, Sakura and Ino come carrying people~
Sasuke: Hey! You three!
Sakura: *gasp*
Ino: *gasp*
Both: SASUKE-KUN!!
Sasuke: you have got to be kidding me...
~They glomp him~
Karin: o_e Get your hands OFF MY MAN!! *grabs them both and throws them some place*
Hinata:...You people are idiots...
Karin + Suigetsu: Excuse me?
Hinata: I don't have time for this...*dashes off*
Sasuke: Guys! Let's not forget what we came to do!
Suigetsu: What we came to do? Um...in case you havent noticed...There is no more Konoha. It's gone. Limbo. Kaput. Dead.
Sasuke: Thank you, Suigetsu e_e
Sakura: Oh, no you did NOT just throw ME! Who te hell do you think you are?!
Karin: I am Karin, Sasuke's wife-to-be v_v
Sasuke + Sakura: Whut?! o.0
Sasuke: When did we decide this?!
Suigetsu: When did she decide this?
Sakura: You liar. Sasuke would never date a whore like you.
Karin: You did NOT just call me a whore...
Sakura: Yes, I did. Whaddya gonna do about it?
Karin: Grr...
Sakura: Awweez, teh whore is getting mad...
Karin: DIE! *tackles her*
Suigetsu: Whoo! Cat fight!
Sasuke: *glares at Suigetsu* You should be ashamed.
Suigetsu: I know, right? XD


~More to come~ Writing a Lit. essay :P

[Csdabest]

Naruto: *walks over to Sakura* Hey Sakura-chan what's--
Sakura: *Hugs Naruto really hard* Oh Naruto, I love you so much!
Hinata: *comes out of nowhere* Jyuuken Hou: Hakke Rokujyuuyonshou!
Sakura: *drops Naruto*
Hinata: *charges at Sakura* 2 strikes! 4 strikes! 8 strikes! 16 strikes! 32 strikes! 64 strikes!
Sakura: ...*falls over. mouth bleeding*
Hinata: Hmph! *drags Naruto away* That'll teach her to mess with my man...
~1 hour later~
Sasuke: *Walks through Konoha with the rest of team Hawk; nonchalantly singing* Goin to destroy Konoha...I'm an emo hottie...Goin to destr-- Hmm? *gasp* Sakura?
Karin: Who's that?
Sasuke: My old teamate. *picks her up*
Karin: Why are you picking her up?! I thought you didn't care about your old teamates anymore!
Suigetsu: Must you bitch about everything?
Karin: Shaddap you dumbass! *slaps him*
Sasuke: *sigh* You guys are hopeless…Come on, we’re going back to the lair.
Karin: What about destroying Konoha!
Sasuke: Must you bitch about everything? Let’s go.
Karin: Hmph!
Suigetsu Someone’s getting jealous…
Karin: Am NOT!
Sasuke: *sigh* My life SUCKS...
Suigetsu: Can it, emo prince
Sasuke: What did you call me?!
Suigetsu: E-e-e-m-o-o-o Pri-i-i-nce
Sasuke: *drops Sakura* You're lucky I don't kill you right now!
Suigetsu: Bring it on, cry baby!
Sasuke: I will fish-for-brains!
Suigetsu: Fish-for-brains? That's the best Uchiha prodigy, Sasuke could come up with?
Sasuke: Oh, shut up...
~A few weeks later, team pigeon hawk come back to destroy Konoha~
Sasuke: *Walks through Konoha with the rest of team Hawk; nonchalantly singing* Goin to destroy Konoha...I'm an emo hottie...Goin to destr-- Hmm? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS?!!
Suigetsu:...Well, ain't that something. Someone took your goal, Sasuke.
Sasuke: e_e Shut the hell up..or I'll kill you.
~Hinata, Sakura and Ino come carrying people~
Sasuke: Hey! You three!
Sakura: *gasp*
Ino: *gasp*
Both: SASUKE-KUN!!
Sasuke: you have got to be kidding me...
~They glomp him~
Karin: o_e Get your hands OFF MY MAN!! *grabs them both and throws them some place*
Hinata:...You people are idiots...
Karin + Suigetsu: Excuse me?
Hinata: I don't have time for this...*dashes off*
Sasuke: Guys! Let's not forget what we came to do!
Suigetsu: What we came to do? Um...in case you havent noticed...There is no more Konoha. It's gone. Limbo. Kaput. Dead.
Sasuke: Thank you, Suigetsu e_e
Sakura: Oh, no you did NOT just throw ME! Who te hell do you think you are?!
Karin: I am Karin, Sasuke's wife-to-be v_v
Sasuke + Sakura: Whut?! o.0
Sasuke: When did we decide this?!
Suigetsu: When did she decide this?
Sakura: You liar. Sasuke would never date a whore like you.
Karin: You did NOT just call me a whore...
Sakura: Yes, I did. Whaddya gonna do about it?
Karin: Grr...
Sakura: Awweez, teh whore is getting mad...
Karin: DIE! *tackles her*
Suigetsu: Whoo! Cat fight!
Sasuke: *glares at Suigetsu* You should be ashamed.
Suigetsu: I know, right? XD
Juugo: *looks at the girls fighting* They're Ninja Cats
Sasuke+Suigetsu:............

~More to come~ Writing a Lit. essay :P


Added for finishing touch

[Diamond Dust]

Madara: I'll restore the sharingan power, My power, Madara power!!!

Pain: Oh great, konan did u let him see ur boobs again?

Konan: Well.... he caught me dressing.

Pain: What!! How many eyes those this failure want to lose, guess i should rip out the other one, sheesh. Ok madara if u stay still konan will play with u.

Madara:Really!! I'll be a good boy, muhahaha

Zetsu: Tobi is a good boy.

Meanwhile........

Itachi: Stand still sasuke, it will only hurt for a few secs.

Sasuke: Brother, I detest girls, Cling to men for u and by the way u promise me candy, don't u forget.

Itachi: Hehe, don't worry sasuke, candy is good. Now here goes nothing.....

Sasuke: Guaaaahhhhh!!!!

Itachi: Muahahhaha, when this is finish ur quest will be complete.

Back at the Hideout...

Madara: wait i give up. This eye is the only remnant of how the 1st bitch slap me and the kyuubi. I lost my "power", my brother, my clan, my reps and my self. I am such a failure, can't I suck anymore? That is why i joined akatsuki to see how a true leader and a god as yourself make his mark. U possess the must powerful eye in the ninja world which no one knows about. The first time saw it, I couldn't resist but to just kneel before U and nagato. Pain sempai....(crying)

Pain: ( step in madara's face) silent worthless dog. U may not know this, but me and

nagato are different and as long he's not here, I'm the one in charge, got that?

Madara: Yes boss..

Pain: Good, now about sasuke failing to retrieve the 8-tails..

Madara: Oh dare, uh... u see.. we uchiha suck and the mighty killer bee spit on us. There was no way I could beat him, that is why i sent sasuke to get his ass kick. I'm a coward, i don't know any better than to just fail, its my legacy.

Pain: Hmm... i see, oh well as the leader failure won't be accepted. Konan the tentacle if u please.

Konan: Right away.. love

Pain:(Blushes)

Konan: here it is

Pain: Now madara about that offer..

Madara: what..?

Pain: Animal realm, demon realm hold him down. Hungry realm make sure he doesn't try anything funny by sucking out his chakra.

Madara: why me...(shout out)

Pain: Now here comes tenti... MUAHhAAHA!!

Madara: But i was promise that by nagato that u won't hurt me, I vouch for him.

Pain: Shout the **** up bitch.

Madara: Murderrrrrrrrrr.......... Itachi help me.... guahhhahhhh

Meanwhile...

Itachi: kukuku, sasuke that was great. What this..( chokes out blood) what is happening to me?

Sasuke: Hehe, Thanks to orochimaru presence there before u, he plant a deadly disease within it to take u down. We both train very hard over the years. I couldn't get it right at first, but it seems i got the hang of it. The moment u start, it was activated.

Itachi: U b**ch, U gave me some form of virus, curse u.(collapse)

Sasuke: Itachi, anything sweet, will sour u. Kukuahahah, now i am unrivaled.

At the hide out...

Konan: Wow, omg, he's doing it which such power.

Zetsu: That is it madara, be a good boy.But how is that possible? Are all uchiha curse this way? Being a senju dog said it all. ( reasoning with his self)

Pain: wooowooo!!!

Madara: fuuuuu**** ...... ....... .......... ......... .......

Pain: !

Konan:!

Zetsu: !

Konan: Did he faint?

Zetsu: Must have passed out.

Pain: Oh man just when it was near climax.

Madara: (drooling and then start to dream)

Madara: So do we have a deal?

Nagato: yes, but there is one more thing

Madara: What?

Nagato: u had lost everything, but u hid something away or hadn't mention it.

Madara:... ?

Nagato: your wife which u never had a chance to please. She possesses the same chakra as you that enables both of u to live long and in her case, she ages very slowly. By now she might still appear to be in her late 20s.

Madara:(Reason with his self) Damn it! And here i thought i had it cover up, so this is nagato, this is god, u can't hide a thing from him. Although he cannot walk, i can feel his power overwhelming my own and his eyes by just looking at them it feel as if i'm going to collapse. He may not look healthy but his mind and presence is enough to conquer all, even with all uchiha combine.

Nagato: SOO!!

Madara: Oh ok sure.

Nagato: Not just her, but all the ladies u can find. Bring them to me at once.

Madara: But sure was my one way ticket out of virgin land.

Nagato: Are u kidding me? Ur a gay and u don't know how to even please a woman, yes u suck/fail that much. Now bring her here and let a real man show u how to be a winner. Cheer up at least ur a** ain't a virgin.

Madara: As u wish my lord ( Bow/kneels before him).


Hours later.....


Madara's wife: Holy Jelly, ur really a god, NAGATO!!!

Tsunade: (stunned/shock in disbelief) How, he's ........ doesn't look healthy for F*** sakes, how can this be.

Ramen shop owner daugher: Eat up Nagato, yummy ain't it?

Nagato: B**** your next and i hope ur paying close attention.

Madara: Oh yes great one.

Nagato: Bring me another pack

Madara: that was ur 50th pack for the day

Nagato: Are u defying me?

Madara: No, of course not

Nagato: Good, now get ur worthless a** moving.

Madara: Right away, my lord.

Nagato: Screw walking and muscles, as long as i possess these abilities, I'm a true god..
MUAHAHHAHAHA. Its a pity they don't know that appearance can be a great tricker or should i say "silent river runs deep".

Madara: How could i be so naive, even in my dream, i get owned. Can i be degraded any less?

(THWACK, a powerful blow out of nowhere)

Ramen shop owner: That is for my daughter, u worthless dog(spits on madara).

Madara: I'm truly a dog, fodder, empty, worthless failure.( A dog stop and take a leak on madara)

Author: Maybe even worse.... or even below a dog...

THE END!!

[Atlantic Storm]

Itachi: Sup cripple man
Nagato: Least I aint dead
Itachi: Your weak bitch, why are you weak? Cos you dont freaking eat...
Nagato:I destroyed your village..Something that you never could have done!
Itachi: Pff village nuking was so 50 chapters ago *points at chapter where Deidara blows up a village* besides. I heard planet busting is the new thing.
Nagato: No1 in this manga can blow up a planet you fool!
Itachi: At least I lost my virginity, your still a virgin...
Nagato: How the hell do you know that??!!
Itachi: That maid next to ya. Shes made out of paper, and last time I checked you can't fuck paper. Do you even have a penis? Or an asshole? Do you use that sharpener to sharpen your "pencil" so you can draw on Konan's paper.
Nagato:...At least I got plot relevance.
Itachi: Fool I appeared before you, AND I'm the reason for the plot:ho
Madara: No your not! I made the plot!
Tobimara: I helped, I planted seeds of evil into Uchiha
Itachi: Where did you come from? Your supposed to be dead.
Tobimara: Same way you came back.
Itachi: Huh? You used plot hax?
Tobimara: Nah I dont have plot hax cos I aint important enough.
Madara: *puts on mask* I AM! COS IM THE CUTE, LOVEABLE AND FUNNY TOBI! AND IM A GOOD BOY!
Deidara: STFU Tobi!
Itachi: Im so not getting paid enough for this*sigh*.
Nagato: You dont get paid at all bitch!
Itachi: Thats it you wanna fight?!
Nagato: BRING IT ON! KONAN PREPARE MY MEDICATION NOW!!!
Itachi: Lulz medication. Tysukomi!
Nagato:AHHHHHHHHHH
Itachi: For the next 72 hours I will continuously jab you with this carrot. En-garde.
Nagato::cry:cry:cry
Itachi: Whos your god now?
Pain: I am...
Itachi: Hmmm....Amaterasu?
Fat Pain: Mnnnnnn nothing like Amaterasu in the night.
Itachi: Oh crap
Kishi: This convo has gone on long enough! *Grabs eraser*

[Levithian]

Sakura: Hinata, what do you see in Naruto?

Hinata: Naruto-Kun is my inspiration, he is a-

Sakura: No, what do you see in his appearance, I mean physically...

Hinata: *Blushes*

Sakura: Hinata?

Hinata: Well um-uh, with my Byuakugan I see...

Sakura: You see what exactly?

Hinata: *whispers to Sakura*

Sakura: Oh shit!!!

[Atlantic Storm]

Ino:Hey Sasuke!
Sasuke:...
Ino: Do you wanna go out?
Sasuke: Yeah sure!
During the night time: *censored*
Ino: Sasuke...
Sasuke:Ino...
*Henge jutsu wears off*
Ino: NARUTO!!??
Naruto: Hehehehehe
Ino:....*kicks him to death*

[HikariYume]

Naruto: Sasuke, I hate you with a burning passion and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Sasuke: . . .*bursts into tears* Wh-why?!
Naruto: I dunno...you just suck...
Sasuke: *runs back to Akatsuki's lair*
Naruto:...What a baby.
Madara: *sigh* Sasuke, why the hell are you crying now?
Sasuke: I-I went t-to Konoha t-today...
Madara: Uh-huh...
Sasuke: And I r-ran into N-Narut-to...
Madara: And...?
Sasuke: And h-he said he...he...
Madara: Spit it out, boy!
Sasuke: HE SAID HE HATED ME!!!! WAHHHHHH!
Madara: ...*facepalm* Suck it up, emo kid!
Suigetsu: ...What a baby.

[Naruku]

*all girls in konoha swooning over yamato. looking at him starry-eyed*

yamato: mokuton no jutsu! [looks at the girls with confusion]
Yamato: eh? why are you girls looking at me? [really ignorant]
all girls: kyaaaaa! [jump at yamato]
yamato: arrrghh


hint: mokuton = wood

[Madara42]

Kisame: Are we having Fish for dinner? :dupe