View Full Version : Why are Anbu useless?
fortuna16
01-05-2009, 04:09 AM
This isn't meant to be a rant thread but from what I've seen, ANBU are hardly "elite ninjas" I know Kakashi and Yamoto were ANBU but they are the only good ninja I have ever seen that have come from that organization.
ANBU are supposed to be elite ninjas, jounin-level, but how did a roomfull of ANBU get killed by Kabuto when guarding Sasuke after the prelims? Or when Sandaime was fighting Orochimaru. One of the ANBU just stupidly went straight at the barrier and caught himself on fire. Afterwards, they simply watched the fight, not realizing they could go under the roof, thus under the barrier, to intervene in the fight.
First Tsurugi
01-05-2009, 04:40 AM
Learn the definition of "fodder" and all will make sense. :xzaru
Kusogitsune
01-05-2009, 04:43 AM
Because they don't have names.
Noone thinks they are important. Its like they're back-up jounin, when they die, they don't leave their body, like the don't want to be remembered. I know why they leave they're body, but they hide their faces, as if they have all the secrets in the world, and that's all their good for, keeping secrets, or interrogating people, not fighting
Kelsey♥
01-05-2009, 07:28 AM
No one cares about them :zaru
Mo Uzumaki
01-05-2009, 08:07 AM
Who cares about them?
haydenKyuubi
01-05-2009, 08:16 AM
Yeah ANBU sucks, just the ones who get out of ANBU becomes really top ninjas in this story (Kakashi, Yamato) :P
Spaghetti
01-05-2009, 08:28 AM
You guys forgot Itachi came out of ANBU. But I agree fodder is a very good definition of most.
princessdevilkat
01-05-2009, 08:28 AM
you forgot itachi :P
Levithian
01-05-2009, 09:33 AM
Its the general opinion that they are fodder ninja.
This isn't meant to be a rant thread but from what I've seen, ANBU are hardly "elite ninjas" I know Kakashi and Yamoto were ANBU but they are the only good ninja I have ever seen that have come from that organization.
ANBU are supposed to be elite ninjas, jounin-level, but how did a roomfull of ANBU get killed by Kabuto when guarding Sasuke after the prelims? Or when Sandaime was fighting Orochimaru. One of the ANBU just stupidly went straight at the barrier and caught himself on fire. Afterwards, they simply watched the fight, not realizing they could go under the roof, thus under the barrier, to intervene in the fight.
I totally agree. Even on the latest chapters, they seem useless. :notrust
(But Itachi is not ok.)
Nadini
01-05-2009, 12:16 PM
because they're fodder and don't have a name, if you don't have a name you're manga relevance is below tenten level.. which is saying a lot.
Diamond
01-05-2009, 12:24 PM
^I agree with this. :awesome
Yulwei
01-26-2009, 01:28 PM
ANBU aren’t useless so much as they’re facelessness and their reputation allows them to be killed en masse to show how awesome a character is. The reason ANBU is still respected is that any ANBU who takes off their mask is usually unspeakably badass see Itachi, Kakashi, Sai and Yamato. Being in ANBU automatically creates the illusion that you’re strong so they can be beaten while masked to show a characters strength but our perception of them remains so great that they are untarnished by it
"LADY KISS"
01-26-2009, 01:34 PM
There just in the story so Kishi doesn't have to think of new names and designs for characters that only die :hurr
ssjchris
01-26-2009, 01:35 PM
they gather information for the village and spying other villages.......i guess
Ninja Shadow Warrior
01-26-2009, 02:00 PM
They are the special forces people, but I think they are just there to hype up people like Kakashi, Kages, Orochimaru, and Gai early on because they are way better.
♥Nadia♥
01-26-2009, 03:33 PM
i've never seen them do anything :oh
naruto could kick there asses for cripes sake :P
lol but itachi, kakashi, yamato, and sai are cool^^ cuz there the only ones we've actually seen do anything :P
Tyger
01-26-2009, 03:33 PM
if the character doesnt have a name, no one really cares about them
April
01-26-2009, 04:03 PM
The anbu rocked in part 1. Now they suck. :awesome
Gamma Akutabi
01-26-2009, 04:10 PM
They jump into purple barriers for lulz.
Yakushi Kabuto
01-26-2009, 04:15 PM
Ah, but I always assumed that if you are a really skilled ANBU member then you are staying in the shadows and remaining an unknown. That's the whole point of them, to work behind the scenes and get things done that way. There is also the thought that if you are too strong ANBU wouldn't suite you because ideally the village probably would want you to be visible and in the face of everyone else. Doing missions in the open and all.
Locard
01-26-2009, 04:21 PM
because they die at the first opportunity?
Loonylvr3
01-26-2009, 04:36 PM
One of the ANBU just stupidly went straight at the barrier and caught himself on fire.
:rofl
Afterwards, they simply watched the fight, not realizing they could go under the roof, thus under the barrier, to intervene in the fight.
WOWZ!! I never thought of that!!!!!! :wha
MaelstromSOS
01-26-2009, 04:47 PM
Pretty much they suck. A friend found a youtube video song that kind of could be taken as a theme song for them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
Krazus
01-26-2009, 04:54 PM
Fodder is defined by webbster as an usually unamed ninja who althoe may claim great power is compleatly useless and only works as a commentator during a battle between actual ninjas or to hype an actual ninja. That should answer your question :zaru
Momochi Zabuza
01-26-2009, 05:04 PM
The reason for Anbu's continued uselessness is to showcase how badass the heroes are. :quite
ninjas with kitty masks suck :quite
Yαriko
01-27-2009, 10:32 AM
they were ok in part 1, now they are mere fodders
Kyasurin Yakuto
01-27-2009, 05:16 PM
This isn't meant to be a rant thread but from what I've seen, ANBU are hardly "elite ninjas" I know Kakashi and Yamoto were ANBU but they are the only good ninja I have ever seen that have come from that organization.
ANBU are supposed to be elite ninjas, jounin-level, but how did a roomfull of ANBU get killed by Kabuto when guarding Sasuke after the prelims? Or when Sandaime was fighting Orochimaru. One of the ANBU just stupidly went straight at the barrier and caught himself on fire. Afterwards, they simply watched the fight, not realizing they could go under the roof, thus under the barrier, to intervene in the fight.
Well they are really minor characters and also don't forget that they were fighting other characters who were also at their level. It's not like a Genin outsmarted them.
The ANBU also aren't shown in the series that much actually.
Loonylvr3
01-27-2009, 08:15 PM
ninjas with kitty masks suck :quite
:lmao
I just noticed how absurd that is. A group of elite ninjas represented by..... kitty cats
Why not lions, gorillas, DRAGONS or something fierce for petes sakes?
Add that to the ANBU fail list :laugh
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But srsly, Here's my theory on why they suck, READ IT, it's pretty good!!!
Like someone said they are like the C.I.A, more used for covert missions than brute force. That may be why the most powerful characters are no longer in them. Their main purpose is spying, and when one of the ninjas get powerful enough, they are pulled out to do actual missions/work.
They seem to be full of young ninjas. When they get older and experienced, ie Kakashi, Yamato, etc, then they leave the organization to do their own thing.
They are spying ninjas, not fighters. That's why Kabuto owned them so badly....
Hence their representation as cats. Cats = stealth. They ability to slip in and out of places quietly or unnoticed.
What do you guys think? :)
hammer
01-27-2009, 08:20 PM
because they suckgantz people are more useful then them
Bahamut Slayer
01-27-2009, 11:31 PM
Supposedly scary elite shinobi hiding behind rodent chipmunk masks, I mean come on!Why'd you need ask why they suck in the first place? They were just meat bags that were supposed to say 'whoever kills me, means they're really good' written all over.
I mean look at their track so far:
1. A pair of ANBU showing too late at the Forest of Death, AFTER Anko mets Orochimaru.
2. The same two go all stupid at the very sudden discovery of Anko's Curse Seal (Pfft, elites my ass!)
3. One of the two gets a bit creeped out or disturbed while watching the video tape on Gaara's arrival to the tower in the centre of the Forest of Death.
4. All the ANBU scapegoats got taken out by Kabuto, those stationed to guard Sasuke at the hospital. (Again, just to show great Kabuto really is)
5. Another ANBU bites the dust at Kabuto's hands, just so he could sneak into the final phase of the Chuunin exam.
6. They sat and watch the Hokage fight, only to be stopped by Kidomaru's web thingy. (Put a bunch of Genin in their place and it would really change anything. They were there simply to comment of the match between the 3rd and Orochimaru)
Basically, they sucked even way back in Part 1.
Sayuri
01-27-2009, 11:36 PM
because they're fodder and don't have a name, if you don't have a name you're manga relevance is below tenten level.. which is saying a lot.
This.
And guys, Itachi was ANBU captain. At freaking thirteen. That alone should answer this question.
piirii
01-28-2009, 12:08 AM
ANBU = Lazy tards who must be playing poker behind the scenes more than anything else. Seriously Naruto does better than them so its a wonder how they keep their jobs or why they were promoted in the first place.
fortuna16
01-28-2009, 12:19 AM
But srsly, Here's my theory on why they suck, READ IT, it's pretty good!!!
Like someone said they are like the C.I.A, more used for covert missions than brute force. That may be why the most powerful characters are no longer in them. Their main purpose is spying, and when one of the ninjas get powerful enough, they are pulled out to do actual missions/work.
They seem to be full of young ninjas. When they get older and experienced, ie Kakashi, Yamato, etc, then they leave the organization to do their own thing.
They are spying ninjas, not fighters. That's why Kabuto owned them so badly....
Hence their representation as cats. Cats = stealth. They ability to slip in and out of places quietly or unnoticed.
What do you guys think? :)
Hmm...I think you're on to something. They supposedly are supposed to serve the Hokage directly. They're basically the Hokage's bitches lol
Swifty
01-28-2009, 02:52 AM
Nameless ANBU #1 and nameless ANBU #597 feel offended by reading this thread. :pek
Jeαnne
01-28-2009, 03:14 AM
Nameless ANBU #1 and nameless ANBU #597 feel offended by reading this thread. :pek
lol :rotfl:rotfl
Cronos
01-28-2009, 07:59 AM
because they're fodder and don't have a name, if you don't have a name you're manga relevance is below tenten level.. which is saying a lot.
it has been said allready.
Loonylvr3
01-28-2009, 02:20 PM
Hmm...I think you're on to something. They supposedly are supposed to serve the Hokage directly. They're basically the Hokage's bitches lol
HA!!! You're dead on with that statement!!!
Tieria Erde
01-28-2009, 04:32 PM
ANBUs are whatever you want but those outfits.... YES PLZ :awesome
Hence their representation as cats. Cats = stealth. They ability to slip in and out of places quietly or unnoticed.
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I've seen many stray cats got run over by cars or big trucks, sadly :uwah
Anyway, yes they're stealthy, probably that's why they wear kitty masks
Sunabozu
01-29-2009, 06:54 AM
Perhaps they are only assigned to bodyguard someone important ... if they got promoted and changed ranks then its different.
sage6693
01-29-2009, 10:32 AM
They're fodder ninjas
graceluvsnaruto
07-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Well I think that the fillers made ANBU look surprisingly weak >.> but I've always felt that the name of ANBU held some sort of power or importance. But I agree that I haven't seen any intense action from them, but I mean I guess they're supposed to eb strong xD
Fujioka
07-11-2009, 09:03 PM
They're not useless, you just rarely see them in the anime.
shiki-fuujin
07-11-2009, 09:11 PM
Well not in the anime ,the manga them bastards are evil(other)
I wouldn't say they're useless, but the story focuses on characters that are typically much more powerful than ANBU (Akatsuki, etc), so they don't appear very strong in those situations :sag
Thunder God
07-11-2009, 09:25 PM
Cause they wear gay masks so no one takes them seriously.
fortuna16
07-16-2009, 10:21 PM
Manga 456 http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/456/02/
my point exactly:notrust
(i know they're assassins but they were wearing anbu masks)
Captain Snow
07-16-2009, 10:38 PM
I don't think the generic ANBU members are going to be useful if they're really unimportant. They're not going to fight and win against a character who is really important to the plot.
Sennin of Hardwork
07-16-2009, 10:42 PM
Probably because Kishi doesn´t works too much with them.
They've been fodder from the start.
Kagemizu
07-16-2009, 11:15 PM
there only 6 notable ANBU
Kakashi
Yamato
Itachi
the girl with the purple hair
and Danzo's two bodygaurds.
Bellatrix
07-17-2009, 04:54 AM
Because now they suck without Itachi :hoho
Izumi
07-17-2009, 07:04 AM
I just think their wardrobe is cool.
I don't think they're any better at all. They actually listen to the hokage. :wha
clemy
07-17-2009, 12:51 PM
The anbu rocked in part 1.
I agree with that
it's just that their job is being kept secret from us, thus not interesting for us.
the ones who get out of ANBU though, really make the most interesting characters from this story: kakashi,sai, yamato, itachi totally rock. and they're funny too (well except itachi. uchiha's never were a funny clan lol)
Pixie
07-18-2009, 12:25 PM
They've been fodder from the start.
^ Bingo. :zaru
Confetti
07-22-2009, 04:21 AM
Because Kishi doesn't care about his side characters.
forgotten_hero
07-22-2009, 04:46 AM
No name, no face, therefore, why should they be any good? Why make someone good if you don't even know who they are?
alliem
07-22-2009, 04:56 AM
because they're fodder and don't have a name, if you don't have a name you're manga relevance is below tenten level.. which is saying a lot.
precisely. The Gundam Curse. If no one can yell out your name during battle you get killed by a blow that wouldn't make a main character flinch.
But I agree, the outfits are cool.
Masks are hot, but they're useless because they're not main characters in a manga by Kishi.
Haruka Katana
07-22-2009, 06:45 AM
Anonymous Fodders, lolz
The latest scene is where Deidara simply blow them up to pieces within 2 minutes, I pity you, the faceless.
stripperANBU
07-22-2009, 11:58 AM
well considering they always fight characters like deidara and orochi and kabuto and such,its not too hard to believe theyd only wind up as fodder.i mean c'mon,they fight the same people that give even the main characters a run for their money.it doesnt mean theyre "useless"..and yes of course im biased.but i think im making a legit rebuttal.
anyway,a few of the arguably most popular characters served time in the ANBU black OPs.not to mention a couple of them are now getting face time in the manga.
its always good to have those stock characters in a manga,to help balance out the population of main characters.
and for the record...im preeeeetty sure any ONE of the ANBU could kick tenten's sorry ass without much effort,whether people know their names or not.^_^
though i DO wish kishi would sprinkle them throughout the story a bit more.lol
The Yellow Flash
07-22-2009, 01:25 PM
They look like crap too <_<
Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't shown one wearing a "Hello Kitty" mask yet. :notrust
oléhonchô
07-22-2009, 01:28 PM
Because in this story about ninjas, the more you act like an actual real world ninja, the less powerful you are.
ChocoKitty ♥
07-22-2009, 01:30 PM
Fodder ninja population= endless black pit. :zaru
MariaW
07-22-2009, 01:37 PM
ANBU = epic fail
even though some pretty good ninjas were previously related to them (Itachi, Kakashi)
Rainney
07-23-2009, 11:55 PM
Learn the definition of "fodder" and all will make sense. :xzaruThis. :hurr
Your avatar makes me agree with everything you say.
Iruka
07-24-2009, 12:33 AM
If the non-elite (ie. Main characters group) are dropping the villains (who are considered to be powerful mod) like flies, then the villains need to have a balance by dropping the elite-nin (ie. ANBU) like flies as well in order to make them look like they are still the powerful mod they claimed to be. The sad part is, it make it sound like the ANBU are nothing but fodder, and weaker than the brats.
Grєєd™
07-24-2009, 12:38 AM
The sad truth is that ANBU are fodder, not exactly useless, but irrelevant to the plot and therefor expendable.
Rokotsu
07-24-2009, 12:38 AM
Kishimoto doesn't give a shit about them, they're fodder as mentioned above.
EkibyoGami
07-24-2009, 12:56 AM
root vs anbu???
They aren't part of the main cast of characters, which is why they tend to look like fodders in the end.
mastergimmy
07-24-2009, 08:20 AM
all anbu are fodder apart from tehr leader i rekon
Tsukiyo
07-24-2009, 10:56 AM
i dont think they are useless, i just think kishi never feels like using them...but Kakashi was ANBU at a time, as was Itachi so they cam't be completely useless :zaru
TheDarkLord
07-24-2009, 11:35 AM
ANBU suck ass. Totally fodder Ninjas with retarded masks. Even Tenten is better. Only Itachi, Kakashi and Yamato were the cool ANBU Ninjas. :amuse
Crimson Shinobi
07-24-2009, 12:10 PM
Because until someone has a name, they're fodder.
Kenshin37
07-25-2009, 04:17 PM
The ANBU seem to be a clever way of showing how badass an enemy the heroes are going up against. They are built up as an elite group so when they get waxed it can build up a villian's street cred. They are the sneakest of shinobi though. That's evident by the characters with ANBU pasts.
AppleChan
07-29-2009, 10:21 AM
What everyone else said. :hurr
DirgeOfAlabaster
07-29-2009, 01:46 PM
Their fodder ninja. Their only purpose is to make other ninjas look cooler.
Diarrhea
07-29-2009, 01:57 PM
Because Kishimoto is a bad writer. :zaru
Unnamed characters = "fodder". Their purposes are to:
- make relevant characters look badass (ex: Kabuto)
- talk about how powerful said characters are (ex: Sarutobi vs Orochimaru)
Kusa no Kuroi Hane
07-29-2009, 02:38 PM
The masks damage the brain cells. That's the only explanation. So far, the only ANBU who do more than just stand around like garden decoration are the ones that don't have masks.
Hikui
07-29-2009, 02:50 PM
Kishimoto says so. :zaru
Naruto couldn't be Kage level otherwise.
Ravin
07-29-2009, 11:00 PM
I've never seen them as "useless"...:lmao
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