Bill Murray

[Pilaf]

"What did you do, Ray?" (http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20081207/Bill+Murray+NYCs+New+Party+Boy)

Bill seems to be going through his own unique midlife crisis. He's not a boozy, sweaty party hound who gets caught on camera cheesing it up with pretty young girls (see: Mel Gibson, Bono); rather, he's more like a ghost in the night, who shows up out of nowhere, engages in utterly random conversations and then exits gracefully—leaving witnesses to wonder what the hell just happened. Deadpan, detached and seeming a bit lonely, Bill Murray is NYC's most unlikely new party guy.


The previous fall, he landed in Britain's tabloids when he followed a 22-year-old female university co-ed to a house party in St. Andrew's, Scotland, where he had been playing in a celebrity golf tournament. Students told the papers he helped them do the dishes when it turned out there were no glasses left to drink from.


Then again, perhaps he's just toying with us all. There's an urban legend that's gone round until no one is sure who it happened to, or if it happened at all. It was late one night, a few years ago, when a young man was walking through Union Square Park. He suddenly felt someone behind him, their hands over his eyes. When he turned in surprise, there was Bill Murray, his creased face leaning in close. Bill whispered, "No one is ever going to believe you," and then just walked away.

http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20081207/images/Features/billmurray/1.jpg

[Shogun]

I believe that guy…

[Jessica]

I swear that you could REALLY write a horror movie about Bill Murray.

[MonkeyMallet]

I read he falls under the mbti category of ESTP - would that explain anything?

[parker pyne]

I read he falls under the mbti category of ESTP - would that explain anything?

No idea, but if he was an INTP, he'd probably feign creepiness just to fuck with the general public. :lmao

[Pilaf]

At least we finally know what he whispered at the end of "Lost in Translation."

[Dionysus]

"I drugged and raped you."

[Pilaf]

"I drugged and raped you."

Golden thread is golden.

[Mael]

"So I say, 'Hey! Lama! How 'bout a little somethin' for you know...the effort?' He told me, 'I have no money, but when you die, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me...which is nice."

:awesome

[Mullet_Power]

Bill Murray is my hero.

[Gooba]

Then again, perhaps he's just toying with us all. There's an urban legend that's gone round until no one is sure who it happened to, or if it happened at all. It was late one night, a few years ago, when a young man was walking through Union Square Park. He suddenly felt someone behind him, their hands over his eyes. When he turned in surprise, there was Bill Murray, his creased face leaning in close. Bill whispered, "No one is ever going to believe you," and then just walked away.My friend was working in a bar and Bill Murray was there. As he was leaving my friend and a co-worker were talking about him and Bill overheard. He ran over, ruffled the guy's hair, and ran away with his arms waving saying "They'll never believe you!" I wasn't sure I believed him until I saw this story.

[mister_manji]

Bill Murray is always news. Love the guy.

[MS81]

Bill Murray is an Urban Legend now.

[iander]

Hes one of those people you imagine acts the same away in reality as he portrays in his characters.

[The Space Cowboy]

My older sister hangs out with his brother sometimes

[ButtholeSurfer]

Haha Bill Murray, he became a boring old man. Why should I be surprised?

[Mider T]

Bill Murray has gotten older than I thought. Wasn't his hair brown like 5 years ago?

Anyway I think he's a pretty cool guy, eh acts strange and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Purgatory]

Holy hell, the years have not been good to him.

[Baki]

I swear that you could REALLY write a horror movie about Bill Murray.

Or you could just watch one of his movies for the same result.

[Robotkiller]

I love that man.

[GrimaH]

He's aged badly enough for us to love him. :love

[dreams lie]

"I drugged and raped you."

:lmao :lmao

[adee]

He's right. No one fucking believes I did his ex-wife :<

[Sama'el]

He's right. No one fucking believes I'm his ex-wife :<

[adee]

btw, you're very hot Jello :>

[Mael]

He's right. No one fucking believes I'm his ex-wife :<

btw, you're very hot Jello :>

100% unadulterated scandalous behavior right there! :awesome

[Sama'el]

The Cafe is a den of sin :hurr

[Koi]

My friend was working in a bar and Bill Murray was there. As he was leaving my friend and a co-worker were talking about him and Bill overheard. He ran over, ruffled the guy's hair, and ran away with his arms waving saying "They'll never believe you!" I wasn't sure I believed him until I saw this story.

:lmao If this article doesn't validate your friend's story, I don't know what does. That's crazy.

[Seraphim]

Bill Murray = Legend
Cut the man some slack I say.
So what if he's weird. It's not like he's hurting anyone and to assume that he will after years of.. well, being a champ is just silly.
If he had his hands over my eyes and said that shit i'd be like "Holy shit! Fuck yeah man you're awesome!! but life aquatic sucked dude.. something heinous too" and if he felt me up i'd sock him one and whisper "They'll never believe you" and run away and wait for my epic fail court case.

If he came to my dorm party.. well that would just be kick ass!
Bill Murray! WHOO!!

[The Pink Ninja]

Billy Murray, fuck yeah

[Tsukiyomi]

I remember hearing about that on the radio yesterday morning, its awesome that he's going around doing that. Its like he's performing for audiences of one just because it amuses him.

[|)/-\\/\/|\|]

Bill? He just passed by, such a nice guy.

[Pilaf]

The Cafe is a den of sin :hurr

Where did you post your picture? I've never seen it. :huh

[Aldrick]

Maybe the endlessly repeating days have got to him.

For all we know, he may live every day 10,00 times:omg

[Dr. Boskov Krevorkian]

Before I die, I want Bill Murray to ruffle my hair and dash my dreams.

[Danny Lilithborne]

Holy hell, the years have not been good to him.
I dunno, he actually looks better than I'd have thought him to in that picture.

[Megatonton]

Why not dress up as batman, though? :hurr

[Xion]

He sounds so adorable. I want a Bill Murray. :love

[Tsukiyomi]

Why not dress up as batman, though? :hurr

Its much more subtle this way. If he dressed up like Batman everyone around him would notice that and be able to back up the story. With it just being Bill Murray up until now its been a semi-unbelievable story, and if you asked anyone around they'd probably say "well yeah I saw some guy, but I doubt it was Bill Murray".

[Bathroom_Mop]

Gotta love the guy. Atleast his entertaining in a good way unlike other celebrities. Everytime I am walking down the street and I hear footsteps behind me I'm gonna think its him.

Wish he would come help me with my dishes

[abstract]

holy shit, that's absolutely fucking awesome.

If this is true, bill murray just became my new personal hero.

If I were rich as hell and not in the spot light anymore, I'd be doing something similar:lmao

[Rikudou]

THIS is what celebrities should be doing if they don't know what to do anymore.
Michael Jackson and R. Kelly can lorn a lot from Bill Murray. :yell

[Camille]

Bill Murray is awesome

/obvious

:iria

...bit creepy, though

[MastaFencer]

Bill Murray is strange. :ninja

[1mmortal 1tachi]

Bill Murray.

So when's Ghostbusters 3 due out?

:zaru

[Chaos Ghost]

Aw Bill Murray. Go him. It's good to see crazy people out there making the world an odder place.

[MastaFencer]

O, and if i remember right, my friends, dads, sister met Bill on a beach and almost married him.