The confused mormon pimpette Hinata fanclub.

[NeophyteNihilist]

The Pimpette Hinata Fanclub!
http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/696/untitled0ve.jpg

Hinata seems to be the character with most reasonable pairings, so I say she should just have them all. It'd be the best thing to happen to this series since Sakura's lesbian innuendo scene! Just look at all the good it would do.

1. It would unite the NaruHina fans, the KibaHina fans, and the NejiHina fans into one giant fanboy army which would overtake the sasuke fanboy amy. That's just a good thing for us all.

2. If she got all the guys it would encourage yuri pairings. Sakura x ino :jk

3. Bakuygan + sharingan = an awsome ninja offspring.

4. It would unite the branch house with the main house (as well as pretty much every other clan in kahona)

5. She could replace her puff hoodie jacket with a brightly colored suit, wear a cool tophat and carry a cain. That would just be sweet.

You may call this insanity but I call it a revolution! Three cheers for polygamy!

I don't have the software to make good banners, so until someone makes one, there's no banner. Also post fanart if there is any.

There is no initiation requirement, and if fact its a free rep for you if you join.

disclaimer: as would be implied by the fact that this is in the joke fanclub section, this is not serious in any way, so you are just being a jerk if you neg rep me.

Banner:
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/593/untitledtruecolor019be.jpg


Members:
1. NeophyteNihilist
2. Cornuthaum
3. L^_Force
4. Yetiman
5. RANinjaChick
6. White-Fang_KaKashi_UK
7. Hyuuga Kiri
8. Quoll
9. HyugaHinata
10. chakra
11. LavenderRaine - former Bitch o' da club
12. faux fox
13. Shino Aburame
14. Byakugan style - biscuit boy
15. vitruvianwoman - Bitch o' da Club
16. narutokid
17. Bronwen
18. Insomniac43
19. uchihafangirl15
20. minimerc
21. Faust II
22. Koala
23. Goawaykthx
24. Naruto_Demon
25. El Jackal
26. narutodemon123
27. Dead_coward
28. Kissed_by_Kakashi
30. rbc
31. Altare
32. Janked
33. blastt
34. enchantingmarshie18
35. Schecter

[Cornuthaum]

It'd be the best thing to happen to this series since Sakura's lesbian innuendo scene!
On behalf of me and my friends who don't follow the series, please tell us which episode that is ^_~

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As for the FC - this is so wrong on so many levels ... Except for the fact that Hinata, no matter with whom she's paired, is absolutely adorable !

Second - If only for Reason 2, I'll join you ! :D Except for the fact of Sasuke laying his mangy paws upon Hinata, you're so right :D

Third - Yes ! Banish the evil jacket !

Fourth - Sign me up ! Hinata, in all her forms and ways of life - Forever ! :D

[NeophyteNihilist]

On behalf of me and my friends who don't follow the series, please tell us which episode that is ^_~

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As for the FC - this is so wrong on so many levels ... Except for the fact that Hinata, no matter with whom she's paired, is absolutely adorable !

Second - If only for Reason 2, I'll join you ! :D Except for the fact of Sasuke laying his mangy paws upon Hinata, you're so right :D

Third - Yes ! Banish the evil jacket !

Fourth - Sign me up ! Hinata, in all her forms and ways of life - Forever ! :D

Whoohoo first member! You can take any title you want in this club (except founder)

btw, the promised rep. will have to wait, since I repped you recently

[Cornuthaum]

Couldn't care less 'bout the rep - I'm a rabid hinata worshipper, and hinata getting the guys (and annoying all the other females) is just too good of an idea to pass up.

Of course, Hinata getting the males seperately. Even Hinata's presence makes a yaoific the epitome of evil. Eeeevil.

[NeophyteNihilist]

Of course, Hinata getting the males seperately. Even Hinata's presence makes a yaoific the epitome of evil. Eeeevil.

Hinata... yaoi...:iik excuse me I'm going to gouge that thought out of my head using a drill.

The lesbian innuendo scene is in episode 137. There is a tread about it, I'll post the link sometime.

[Cornuthaum]

Much thanks to telling me which episode.

And yes, Yaoifics are what is killing Naruto on FanFiction.net - roughly one quarter, if not more, are yaoifics (over a quarter of all fics involving "Naruto" in the summary are yaoifics, so it'll be like that for the rest)

I can't for the life of me understand what's so interesting about underage gay porn, the absurd idea of mpreg (have the fangirls that write these abominable crapfics forgotten that they as females can bear children, but the -male- characters starring in yaoifics can not, even in the narutoverse ?) or the thought of Itachi actually having sex - and, then, worsening that - with his brother.

Itachi is many things, but especially one thing - He'll NEVER EVER get laid, and especially not with his brothers.

My plea to all yaofic writers (at least, the crappy yaoifics, which are roughly 95 out of 100) -

PLEASE KILL YOURSELF ! REPEATEDLY !

[L^_Force]

Umhh... I still curious about the point of this FC.
It's about support HinaXevery guys, right?

Then why mentioned about Hinata and Yaoi in the same line (not sure how's related) :sweat

I don’t like Yaoi but OK for Yuri, I support HinaXSaku :thumbs

:Hinata X:shannaro FC
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=29263

As for Sakura’s Hot Lesbo scene, It was showed in EP.Filler 137.
See my sig (famous scene 2)as sample :jk

Yeah! I use purple color :occa

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Well you didn't show much intrest in joining... but your in anyway :kukuku

[NeophyteNihilist]

How can the "anti furry bak guy from the hidden village of sound fc!!!!!!! " have more members than this one?

[RANinjaChick]

3. Bakuygan + sharingan = an awsome ninja offspring.

NO.

The coolest offspring would be Kiba and Hinata's because their kid would have...

1. Incredible eyesight.

2. Incredible smelling.

3. Incredible hearing.

Basically, incredible senses.

Anyways, I'm in. It WOULD solve everything. :smile-big

[Yetiman]

This FC reminds me of a picture a drew a couple days ago when I was bored:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/hinata.jpg

[NeophyteNihilist]

Wow, I thought this fanclub was dead. Both of you are in whether you like it or not. If anyone can make a banner it'd be greatly appriciated.

[Peliqua]

lol. Toooo true.
Except for Neji. Se cant sleep with Neji- While it would be in the best interests of creating superbabies to breed two strong Hyuugas together- crossing genes like that would only result in fugly limbs and like, third eyes and other twisted shit.

[Yetiman]

Wow, I thought this fanclub was dead. Both of you are in whether you like it or not. If anyone can make a banner it'd be greatly appriciated.
Ok. I can try and make a banner or something.. I"ve never done that before though.

[Lucy Elfenlied]

Itachi is many things, but especially one thing - He'll NEVER EVER get laid, and especially not with his brothers.
At one point right: I don't belive he let Sasuke live only to have sex with him later.
The wrong point: I will lay him... If he refuse, I force him. 'Cos... I AM LUCYYYY!!! :kukuku

:P

[White-Fang_KaKashi_UK]

like to join plz
omg yetiman wtf haha

[NeophyteNihilist]

Holy thread resurection Batman!

I typed my user name into google and saw that sopmeone wanted to join this club. So I guess i give this fc one more shot.

To commemorate the occasion I painted over some random peice of Hinata fanart. Behold! Pimpette Hinata in all her glory.

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/696/untitled0ve.jpg

[Hyuuga Kiri]

I'm in...Hinata r0xx0rz all the boys b0xx0rz

[NeophyteNihilist]

Sweet! a new member! I was expecting this fc to instantly die, again. Welcome to the club.

If you could create a sig that'd be nice. I might be making one soon, but I'm terrible at it.

[Hyuuga Kiri]

I don't have the tools...sorry.

[Tigerchu]

I'm confused, where is this idea that Hinata is a lesbian coming from? The epi is posted, but I don't remember seeing it. What scene?

[NeophyteNihilist]

I'm confused, where is this idea that Hinata is a lesbian coming from? The epi is posted, but I don't remember seeing it. What scene?
That was about Sakura being a lesbian, not Hinata. In fact, I'm pretty sure Hinata isn't even in the episode.

[Quoll]

sign me up

[NeophyteNihilist]

A very belated but sincere welcome to you quoll! Well, I've kind of been neglecting this club :sweat , so to make up for it I made a banner!
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/593/untitledtruecolor019be.jpg
more (and better) banners are to come.

[HyugaHinata]

Sounds awesome! Please count me in this fanclub!

[NeophyteNihilist]

At last! A new member! Welcome to the club!

[chakra]

Awsome FC
*Joins*

[NeophyteNihilist]

:wOOt Double digit members! Welcome to the club. Please spam the hell out of this to keep it 1st page.

[Hyuuga Kiri]

revive the FC!

[NeophyteNihilist]

revive the FC!
I'm trying as best I can.

If anyone has any pimpette Hinata fanart I'd greatly appriciate it.

[mr_yenz]

I may be a girl, but count me in! Oh, make me b*itch of da club! :amused Random pairing (that I write): Kakashi x Hinata

[Hyuuga Kiri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/Memnoch_the_Damned/stupidbunny.gif

[Hyuuga Kiri]

...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/Memnoch_the_Damned/heh9us9yr.jpg...*sigh*

[faux_fox]

I may be a girl, but count me in! Oh, make me b*itch of da club! :amused Random pairing (that I write): Kakashi x Hinata :huh Now that's a picture I've gotta see.:nuts
Oh, right. KibaHina Rox!!!

[mr_yenz]

faux_fox, Kakashi x Hinata pics? I can't seem to find any :cry but I can try. What I do have is a link to a lemon fic of those two :P and if you want links, PM me. :amuse Not my fic though, I write only T rated fics.

[Hyuuga Kiri]

faux_fox, Kakashi x Hinata pics? I can't seem to find any :cry but I can try. What I do have is a link to a lemon fic of those two :P and if you want links, PM me. :amuse Not my fic though, I write only T rated fics.
Shut up B*tch!*Smacks* lol Jk

[NeophyteNihilist]

Well its good to see some life in this fanclub.
I may be a girl, but count me in! Oh, make me b*itch of da club! :amused Random pairing (that I write): Kakashi x Hinata
Wow, I was kind of expecting this club to scare away most girls. Welcome to the club. We could use the estrogen, and what club doesn't need bitches?

Kakshi x Hinata? That really is an unusual pairing, sounds interesting though.

Your in as well faux fox.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v147/Memnoch_the_Damned/stupidbunny.gif
:laugh its the bunny from the "Everyone else has had more sex than me" music video.

[Hyuuga Kiri]

Well...everyone does....

[NeophyteNihilist]

If your age is accurate, thats probably a good thing.

[Hyuuga Kiri]

OR is it? Post of life!((PS My age is accurate))

[Tenacious D]

Lemee joiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I normally stay clear from Joke FCs...but XDDDD....I like this one....and its hawt :3

[NeophyteNihilist]

:kukuku another minion, err memeber! Welcome to the club. Post here often please.

[Hyuuga Kiri]

VERY often!

[Byakugan style]

Hinata rules any club that wants to make her a pimpette and have all the guys can't be bad!! where do I sign?!!?

hmmm what postions in the club are left?? tea lady and biscuit boy??

[NeophyteNihilist]

Another member for the list. Welcome to the revolution. As for open positions... well, the only thing taken is owner and club bitch, so pick whatever you want.

Has anyone stumbled across any pimpette-Hinataish fanart?

[mr_yenz]

No fanart yet, sorry. No-one posts here anymore!!! :cry

[vitruvianwoman]

hmmm what postions in the club are left?? tea lady and biscuit boy??

oh, i want to join and be the biscuit boy. pleeeeease? :grin

[NeophyteNihilist]

^You can't join. The position of club bitch seems to be all you qualified for, and thats taken. :P

[mr_yenz]

I'm club bitch, but vitruvianwoman can be second bitch, only taking commands from me, the ULTIMATE BITCH in dis house!!! :spaz

Welcome! :hug

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Great idea, a club can never have too many bitches!

No fanart yet, sorry. No-one posts here anymore!!! :cry
Yeah, that needs to change. We need a random topic of conversation.

[mr_yenz]

Exactly. :amuse

[vitruvianwoman]

I'm club bitch, but vitruvianwoman can be second bitch, only taking commands from me, the ULTIMATE BITCH in dis house!!! :spaz

Welcome! :hug

lol, well if neophyte won't let me be biscuit boy, then i suppose i could be second bitch and i could attempt to find a third bitch that i could be bitch of

[NeophyteNihilist]

Wow, I just realized I forgot to put LavenderRaine and Faux Fox on the members list. Sorry about that, you're on it now.

[Byakugan style]

oh, i want to join and be the biscuit boy. pleeeeease? :grin


argh I wanted that well I'll make do with tea lady!...do I get a apron?:nuts

how do you put banners on you sig? I only worked out how to put ones with websites address on!...Nowing my luck its pretty easy!

[mr_yenz]

argh I wanted that well I'll make do with tea lady!...do I get a apron?:nuts

how do you put banners on you sig? I only worked out how to put ones with websites address on!...Nowing my luck its pretty easy!

You can still be biscuit boy, vitruvianwoman's second bitch now. :P

[Hyuuga Kiri]

An your all my bitches!

[mr_yenz]

No. I'm THE bitch of this club, and if you want it I'll give it to ya. :wink

[NeophyteNihilist]

how do you put banners on you sig? I only worked out how to put ones with websites address on!...Nowing my luck its pretty easy!
Everyone has trouble with this when they first come here.

If the picture/banner is already on the internet.
1.) right click on the picture.
2.) go to properties in the menu
3.) You should see some url labled as address, copy that.
4.) Paste that url in your sig with {IMG} before it and {/IMG}, except instead of { and } use [ and ].

If the picture is not on the internet, put it there using one of the hundreds of picture posting sights that are out there. http://imageshack.us/ is a good one. Go there, host the picture and use the URL they give you to put between the IMG tags. Sometimes the tags are already there.

[mr_yenz]

NeophyteNihilist, you're back! :glomp

[NeophyteNihilist]

Ahh, nothings better than being greeted by adoring fans. Err... well an adoring fan. Who might not even be adoring... maybe the glomp was just an attempt to sick up to the owner of the club... or perhaps that glomp was really a failed assasination attempt :shifty... Yes! don't think I didn't know what you had planned
(:squish)... YOUR ALL OUT TO GET ME!!!! there's nowhere safe... hidden microphones... spys... cameras everywhere :faint

*gets up* Yep, I'm back.

An your all my bitches!
:amazed I resent that! I'm not your bitch! I'm nobody's bitch! ok... thats not true :( ... I'm vitruvian's bitch. :scry

[mr_yenz]

Ahh, nothings better than being greeted by adoring fans. Err... well an adoring fan. Who might not even be adoring... maybe the glomp was just an attempt to sick up to the owner of the club... or perhaps that glomp was really a failed assasination attempt :shifty... Yes! don't think I didn't know what you had planned
(:squish)... YOUR ALL OUT TO GET ME!!!! :iik there's nowhere safe... hidden microphones... spys... cameras everywhere :faint

*gets up* Yep, I'm back.


:amazed I resent that! I'm not your bitch! I'm nobody's bitch! ok... thats not true ... I'm vitruvian's bitch.

But I am an adoring fan... :wtf Why would you doubt your bitch?

We need a topic of conversation.

[NeophyteNihilist]

That was just the clinical paranoia talking, nothing personal.

Judging by my last post of utter nonsense, yes we really do need a topic of conversation. I really wish I was better at coming up with conversation starters. Anyone read any good books or seen any good movies lately?

[mr_yenz]

I know... :amuse

Corpse Bride was alright I guess, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was funny in a weird way and yes, I don't watch movies unless I'm on a plane going overseas.

...What do you think of my avatar?

[NeophyteNihilist]

Corpse Bride was alright I guess, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was funny in a weird way and yes, I don't watch movies unless I'm on a plane going overseas.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory had such delightfully demented humor in it. Especially the dolls, that part was hillarious.

I really haven't seen that many noteworthy movies lately. King Kong was incredibly entertaining, but its nothing particularly deep or thought provoking. I recently watched House of D. That is a great movie. The characters were very memorable and well developed, the dialog was well written, the acting was great, and it managed to be flat out hillarious while at the same time sucking you into the rather depressing story.
...What do you think of my avatar?
Its not bad. Its simple but recognizible. Did you make it on MS paint? If so it is probably the best ms paint picture I've seen on this forum.

[vitruvianwoman]

NARNIA!! NARNIA!!! NARNIA!!!

ahem...


narnia was a great movie if we're still talking about movies. which i hope we are. anyone seen it? i loved the acting and all of the animals.

[4OkageOfTheLeaf]

ohhh i wanna join

[mr_yenz]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory had such delightfully demented humor in it. Especially the dolls, that part was hillarious.

I really haven't seen that many noteworthy movies lately. King Kong was incredibly entertaining, but its nothing particularly deep or thought provoking. I recently watched House of D. That is a great movie. The characters were very memorable and well developed, the dialog was well written, the acting was great, and it managed to be flat out hillarious while at the same time sucking you into the rather depressing story.

Its not bad. Its simple but recognizible. Did you make it on MS paint? If so it is probably the best ms paint picture I've seen on this forum.
Yeah, MS Paint rocks so I drew it on that. I'm not the best at drawing on the program though, I've seen better. Thanks though. :amuse

[NeophyteNihilist]

ohhh i wanna join
Welcome to the club. Post here often please. I really don't care if its off topic.

NARNIA!! NARNIA!!! NARNIA!!!

ahem...


narnia was a great movie if we're still talking about movies. which i hope we are. anyone seen it? i loved the acting and all of the animals.
The CGE animals were great, but I wasn't a big fan of the acting. Plus there were quite a few awkwardly affectionant sibling moments. The final fight scene between the witch and Peter was pretty bad as well IMO. Over all it wasn't bad though.

[mr_yenz]

Hello~! :glomp

[Byakugan style]

Thanks for showing me how to use the banner thingy NeophyteNihilist!

narnia doesn't really appeal to me maybe cause I didn't like the books! Though one film that I saw that blew my mind was Oldboy! Any one see seen if not YOU SHOULD!!! Its great...I'm gonna leave before I get all hi pitched and exited!!

[Bronwen]

Mwhaha! Follow the yellow brick road.

Joinage please. XD Hinata/Everyone is orgasmic wonderful.

[Insomniac43]

Dude...

THIS. IS. HAWT.

(Joins)

[NeophyteNihilist]

Sweetness, two new members. You're both in. Feel free to take any position you can come up with.

[mr_yenz]

NeophyteNihilist, just to let you know, Meh was looking at this thread yesterday. :S

[NeophyteNihilist]

I don't think me and meh are on the best of terms after my "Why NejiHina" thread. However, I need someone to feud with. That makes posting a bit more interesting. So if she wants to lead a crusade against this club, she can bring it on. (she's welcome to join too)

[Byakugan style]

. So if she wants to lead a crusade against this club, she can bring it on. (she's welcome to join too)

hmm a crusade that coud be fun...are we supplied with weapons or is it make you own?!:amuse

Mwhaha! Follow the yellow brick road.

Joinage please. XD Hinata/Everyone is orgasmic wonderful.
I like the cut of you jig!

welcome Bronwen and Insomniac43 I'm the biscuit boy for this club any bisucits you want I've got except for oatmeal cookies as I my cookie dealer has stopped giving them to me:notrust instead it goes to his biggest customer the cookie monster!

[NeophyteNihilist]

hmm a crusade that coud be fun...are we supplied with weapons or is it make you own?!:amuse
:plot Yes, I should start preparing for battle. I'll have to reappoint myself Grim Spikey Lord of All and begin once again drafting for the Death Commando Horde of Doom and Destruction.

[Byakugan style]

:plot Yes, I should start preparing for battle. I'll have to reappoint myself Grim Spikey Lord of All and begin once again drafting for the Death Commando Horde of Doom and Destruction.

hmm catchy title!:amuse whats you weapon of choice? do you favour: mace, sword, lance,sytch or stick to poke people in the eye!

(oh kids don't uses these weapons at home!smile-)
Just showing how a responsible adult I am!:wink

[NeophyteNihilist]

whats you weapon of choice? do you favour: mace, sword, lance,sytch or stick to poke people in the eye!

(oh kids don't uses these weapons at home!smile-)
Just showing how a responsible adult I am!:wink
I prefer a nice warhammer, although maces work well too. Don't get me wrong, blades are great, it's just so much more satisfying when you hit someone and hear a splattering sound like a plank hitting rotten fruit.

[Byakugan style]

so you like things to go squish and splat! For me it have to be a sword! though it might be a bad choice as I'm distracted by shiney objects!

[spanishsamurai]

I'm not joining this FC, but this Flash Movie I just watched is perfect for this FC.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/291730

[Byakugan style]

shame you aren'tj oining can I tempt you with any cookies?!?

I love that movie! Neji understands expesinve chocolates arethe only way to a girls heart!

[spanishsamurai]

shame you aren'tj oining can I tempt you with any cookies?!?

I love that movie! Neji understands expesinve chocolates arethe only way to a girls heart!
Well... next time I find something for this FC, I'll say in my post that I'd like to join.
Until then enjoy that movie.:spamkage

[uchihafangirl15]

shame you aren'tj oining can I tempt you with any cookies?!?
:wtf can I have a cookie if I join?:wtf

[NeophyteNihilist]

woot! a new member and a new almost member! sweetness.

Anyway, welcome to the club. Feel free to take any meaningless position (or nonmeaningless position if you actually want a job) that you can think of and isn't taken already.

[Byakugan style]

:wtf can I have a cookie if I join?:wtf

Of course! I'll bring the cookies you supply the milk!!smile-big

[uchihafangirl15]

*munches on cookie* thanks!

[Byakugan style]

We really need a topic to talk about! Any ideas I just finished a lecture and my brain hurts when I try to think!lol no change there!

[NeophyteNihilist]

adios LR, you were a great member, if only for a short time.

anyway...

Have there been any filler episodes worth watching? I stopped watching after the story arc where hinata, kiba, shino, and naruto are looking for some bug. After that it just got too painful to watch.

[minimerc]

Your logic actually makes sense!!!! =O May I join please?
~minimerc

[NeophyteNihilist]

You're in, welcome to the club. Feel free to spam, in fact I encourage it, since that keeps the conversation going.

[minimerc]

Not mine but appropriate:
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11650592/
~minimerc

[Ulquiorra]

ooooo...can I join?
I like Hinata and all, but I'm in it mainly for the yuri possibilities, with all the guys gone.
^_<

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Your in. Welcome to the club. Post often please.

Not mine but appropriate:
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11650592/
~minimerc
Wow, excellent find. If anyone finds a good group picture without hinata in it post it. I'm going to try to make an animated banner.

[Byakugan style]

that pic was class!

[Ulquiorra]

Man. I need to put the banner in my sig. As for the pic, it's OK, but I think we need some good pics of Hinata bringing out her "true self" with the guys, being a ****ing awesome dominatrix, like in the banner, but with all the guys being her toys.

[Byakugan style]

I think we need some good pics of Hinata bringing out her "true self" with the guys, being a ****ing awesome dominatrix, like in the banner, but with all the guys being her toys.

Have you started making one yet??:huh

sounds really pervy that I'm interested in you starting one! lol

[Ulquiorra]

Hmmm...now that you mention it, I might. Although I'm not the best GFXer around, I do OK.
It would be SUPERHOT.

[Byakugan style]

Hmmm...now that you mention it, I might. Although I'm not the best GFXer around, I do OK.
It would be SUPERHOT.

Go fourth I salut you!! smile-big

Have there been any filler episodes worth watching? I stopped watching after the story arc where hinata, kiba, shino, and naruto are looking for some bug. After that it just got too painful to watch

thats when I stopped watching, thoug a mate of mine says its picking up!

[Koala]

Can I join? ;.;

[NeophyteNihilist]

Welcome to the club! If you want a snack ask Byakugan style. Also, don't touch VitruvianWoman, she bites.

[Koala]

ZOMG Thanks :O ._. she bites?

[Byakugan style]

yep...usally she charges! lol

[Hoshi]

I think I want in on this, if for no other reason than I absolutely love the banner with Dom!Hinata... heh heh...

[Byakugan style]

whoo_hoo more menbers!

I'm the biscuit boy! would you like a cookie!

[Hoshi]

Oh, I'd definitely love a cookie!

[NeophyteNihilist]

whoo_hoo more menbers!

I'm the biscuit boy! would you like a cookie!
For someone with the title biscut boy you sure don't give away many cookies.

Welcome to the club Torino Hoshi. Post random stuff in here often.

[Hoshi]

Well, what do you guys think of the Sailor Hinata Eps in the filler arc?

[NeophyteNihilist]

That scene was a bit too heavy on fanservice, but they worked it into the plot fairly well so that justifies it. I found it amusing how that scene was probably the best animated of the whole arc. I just wished they had taken advantage of the ackwardness of the situation to add more humor into the arc.

Everyone seems to think that she was practicing her new lazer light show no jutsu, but it seems obvious that Hinata was really practising her suduction no jutsu. I also think she meant for Naruto to see so she could make him one of her. It seemed to have worked judging by the rest of the arc. Or maybe she's just a closet exhibitionist.

[Byakugan style]

suduction no jutsu.... so you see through her shy girl act!! :D
You see the temptess that she is!

[Hoshi]

I'm still trying to figure out why she thought it neccessary to practice naked...

On the other hand, I noticed that Shino was aware that she had been using water to practice.

Perhaps he'd peeked before himself? :wink

[NeophyteNihilist]

I'm still trying to figure out why she thought it neccessary to practice naked...

On the other hand, I noticed that Shino was aware that she had been using water to practice.

Perhaps he'd peeked before himself? :wink
Shino defiantly saw her. After all, he has insect spys in every tree, stump, and rock in Kahona. However, idk if it'd actually be considered peeking because, as the more enlightened naruto fans know, the Aburame reproduce asexually through budding. Why else would Shino be a slightly smaller version of his dad if he didn't produce asexually? Plus, judging by the girls reactions when they first saw his bugs, the Aburame clan members wouldn't be able to get enough action to keep the clan in existance. It also explains why he has such a big coat, its to cover up the unsightly bulge growing on his torso that will one day split from his body and become a new member of the Aburame clan.

[Byakugan style]

Aburame reproduce asexually ??? wheres the fun in that!

*hey I'm back finally got on the site!*

[NeophyteNihilist]

Aburame reproduce asexually ??? wheres the fun in that!
Well it'd be pretty funny listening to Shino try to explain to the Hokage that he can't go on a mission because he's on maternity leave. However I see what you mean, it wouldnt be that great for Hinata. She could suduce even asexuals, but I imagine they aren't much fun in the sack.

[Goawaykthx]

It'd be the best thing to happen to this series since Sakura's lesbian innuendo scene! \
:oh how did I miss this????

<3 yer banner

[NeophyteNihilist]

Sweetness! a new member! Welcome to the club.

[Naruto_Demon]

Can I Join?

[NeophyteNihilist]

I don't see why not. Post here often. Btw the promised rep for joining will be given on your second or third post here. I've gotten too many people who join and are never heard from again.

[Goawaykthx]

Sweetness! a new member! Welcome to the club.

:P I am soo glad to be here! And your banner inspired this today...
(Sexynojutsu warning and hand cuffs but still cute I think XD)
http://server5.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=NaruHina.jpg&album=1189

[Byakugan style]

Hey welcome Goawaykthx and Naruto_Demon Have a cookie!

I don't see why not. Post here often. Btw the promised rep for joining will be given on your second or third post here. I've gotten too many people who join and are never heard from again.
owwww You go NeophyteNihilist:nod lol

Haven't been on in a while did I miss much?

[Jackal Iscariot]

This FC reminds me of a picture a drew a couple days ago when I was bored:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/RokuRii/hinata.jpg
O____________o;;;;;;;;;;


*joins*

:shifty

[NeophyteNihilist]

^:wOOt Sweet! a high profile member! Welcome to the club.

Haven't been on in a while did I miss much?
You haven't missed much of anything. This fanclub hasn't been especially active lately.

[narutodemon123]

heck ya im joing joinage!

[Naruto_Demon]

Welcom new members.

[BlackMageDryfe]

Hinata: I will rape all of you!

please :shifty

do we need more fanart for this thread or what?

[NeophyteNihilist]

Yeah, we really do. I typed in "pimpette hinata" in google image search and shockingly enough, got no results.

Welcome to the club narutodemon123.

[mr_yenz]

Former club bitch is here to visit today~! :knk

[NeophyteNihilist]

^OMG! Its like Jesus when he resurected! Only slightly less dramatic and Jesus is a club bitch. So i guess its like the resurection of Mary Magdeline. Well, that works too.

I went fanart hunting and this is the best I could come up with
http://laine.syste.ms/Illustrations/FanArt_Naruto/naruhina.jpg
^even Ino and Sakura have fallen victim to seduction no jutsu.

[mr_yenz]

Hello Neophyte~! :glomp

Interesting fanart, although I saw that one ages ago. :oh

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Yeah, me too. However, given the subject matter, I'll take what I can get.

[mr_yenz]

I guess, but have you tried searching around the Japanese sites? Most art is reaally good. :amuse

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Thats easier said than done. I have no problem navigation spanish, french, or even german sites since I can pick up a word here and there. However, most Japanese sites I just get lost in and end up in some wierd hentai site. However, I'll give it another try. Can you recommend any good sites?

[mr_yenz]

^Thats easier said than done. I have no problem navigation spanish, french, or even german sites since I can pick up a word here and there. However, most Japanese sites I just get lost in and end up in some wierd hentai site. However, I'll give it another try. Can you recommend any good sites?There's this thing called the status bar. :wink

Good sites? There's heaps I know of, but a boy like you will only end up getting scarred for life. :oh

[NeophyteNihilist]

^There is a definant possiblity of that... Japanese people scare me. Almost as much as cosplayers and Mtv.

[mr_yenz]

You'll definitely be scared of all the yaoi pics I find interesting. :amuse

Actually, I like shota yaoi. :ninja

[NeophyteNihilist]

^as long as its not yoai cosplayer pics, I think I'd be ok. However, I doubt yoai sites would be the best place to look for fanart involving hinata.

[BlackMageDryfe]

w00t i got an idea for a pic but im not good at drawing... any good drawer around here?

[mr_yenz]

I'd PM you some yaoi pics so you know what you're going to deal with if you want to check there, but I highly doubt you'd live afterwards. :oh

Yeah, not very helpful. You could just search Hinata and you'll be sure to find something. :amuse


@BMD: I'm a half-good drawer. :oh

[Hoshi]

w00t i got an idea for a pic but im not good at drawing... any good drawer around here?


I'm decent... Here's my DeviantArt if you wanna see it. (http://mendokuse.deviantart.com/)

I've actually just developed an idea of Hinata sitting on a big throne, all the Naruto boys bowing before her.

But what's your idea?

[BlackMageDryfe]

nice drawing style, i like it... your idea is cool..... and your avy too :laugh

[NeophyteNihilist]

Great idea for you're next drawing. If its halfway decent I'll make it into a banner. Although judging by your deviant art gallery (you have some really good pictures in there) and my low standards, quality won't be an issue.

[Hoshi]

:sweatdrop Thanks. I appreciate it.

[NeophyteNihilist]

Odd, I just got a commentless neutral rep for the first post in this club. I seem to be attracting all kinds of weird reps lately.

[Byakugan style]

Odd, I just got a commentless neutral rep for the first post in this club. I seem to be attracting all kinds of weird reps lately.

nice if you can get it.
Though getting rep with no reason is werid to me shows a lack of imagiation or reason.

[NeophyteNihilist]

This was neutral though, so basically it does nothing but take up space. Does anyone know how to leave neutral reps? I used to think only mods and people who can't rep (due to low rep or rep ban) could leave those, but I recently saw Renzor say that anyone can leave them.

[Hoshi]

I was wondering myself about the neutral rep

[Bronwen]

:cry It's been awhile since I last posted and I'm sorry!!!

:amazed OMG I've read all sorts of different Hina/Anyone now I think my most favourite crack Hinata pairing has to be Sasori/Hinata. XD Reading the past few pages had me all cracked up with Hinata being a closet seductress and Shino being asexual and the scenario with asking to be on maternity leave...

This silly girl, all repressed, is going to come out of the closet with a bang. She just need to snap. And the next thing you'll know, boys will be after her like moth to light. Or however that saying goes.

(GUh...my brain is dead)

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Dang, you really must not have been on in a while if you actually had to read multiple pages to get caught up in here. The conversations in this fanclub tend to go about as slow as a one legged turtle.

Sasori x Hinata? :huhI've never even considered that one. Then again I don't see why Sakura should be getting all the tentacle sex.

Also, I like the new ava, Torino Hoshi.

[Hoshi]

Thanks Neo. I've got a collection going XD I like this one a lot. Next up is probably either one of my gaara ones, or my KakashiXSakura. I can't help it, that pairing is cute to me >.<

[NeophyteNihilist]

Next up is probably either one of my gaara ones, or my KakashiXSakura. I can't help it, that pairing is cute to me >.<
Yes, I know exactly what you mean. Nothing is cuter than lechery. That couple is almost as adorable as Ino X Gambunta :nuts.

[Hoshi]

Lechery is best XD

[Kamikaze Sushi]

DOWN WITH HINATA! UP WITH NEJI! DOWN WITH HINATA! UP WITH NEJI! NEJI PWNS!!!!11!!!11!!one!!1!

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Actually Neji is usually the one going down on Hinata... wait... no, I read that wrong...
http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/incorrect.jpg
Anyway, thanks for bumping the fanclub.

[Orangefucker]

smile-big HinataxNeji :nod I like that spanky picture so much smile-big Can I join

[NeophyteNihilist]

Yep, you're in. Welcome to the club.

[Orangefucker]

well... and what can i do now:wink smile-big

[NeophyteNihilist]

I've been asking myself that question since I started this fanclub...

Idk feel free to start spam conversations. If you can come up with anything Pimpette Hinata related that'd be great, but thats easier said then done.

[Orangefucker]

hmmm if i wasnt wasnt allowed to go on the computer i could start anice spam conversation im good in talking nothing you could talk about hinata having ohoh im going im back an affair with kiba while being with sakura

[Kissed_by_Kakashi]

may i join?

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Yep, you're in. Welcome to the club.

[monkeylord]

I'm not joining this FC, but this Flash Movie I just watched is perfect for this FC.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/291730



5 SECONDS SCARRRRRED ME FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEE

*suicide*

[Ian Altano]

omfg! XD

joinage please!

[NeophyteNihilist]

^Welcome to the club. Post occasionally please, even if its inane spam...

Also, this fanclub needs to have a contest to keep conversation going so whoever can find a fanfic that has Hinata paired with the most people over the course of the story wins reps and probably some cool photoshop trophy thing.

Good luck, and don't read badly written smut fics for too long, they rot your brain (not that i'd know or anything :shifty)

5 SECONDS SCARRRRRED ME FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEE

*suicide*
I know what you mean. I'm pretty sure that song is worse than the above mentioned smutfics. Its like a really annoying car alarm that is catchy and quickly sticks in your head.

[rbc]

count me in!!!!

[Robot-Overlord]

I want 2 join please.

[Pandora]

ye me too!!!:P

[Pandora]

Interesting theory!!! Ill join!!!

[NeophyteNihilist]

Sweetness! three new members!

Welcome to the club. This place has been kinda dead recently, so you'll get reps if you get some conversation going in here.

[Pandora]

Ok then...
Anything special going on in your(plural) world?

[Altare]

i'd like to join
reason 1. ive never seen a female pimp
2.thats about it

[Janked]

I'm in. ^^

[blastt]

hhaha what a funny FC count me in

[Teru♥]

I'm so gonna join!!!
Where's the owner?

[Smoke]

can i join?
thanx

[NeophyteNihilist]

Wow, a ton of new members. Welcome everyone! Sorry about my long absense. I kind of forgot about this club.
Ok then...
Anything special going on in your(plural) world?
Not really. School just started and it looks like I'm in for one hell of a year. I'm already bogged down with homework (I probably should be doing that now actually). My AP Lit teacher is hilarious. The first day he spent fifteen minutes trying to convince us that Odysseus was a Christ figure.

[Byakugan style]

wow haven't been on in ages back at uni my evil comp at home broke during the summer!

Nearly killed me so whats the topic of convo?!?!?