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Pilaf
11-20-2008, 09:25 AM
Whether the other was in the Albert Hall has yet to be ascertained

The Nazi leader lost a testicle during the Battle of the Somme in 1916, the doctor claimed.

The medical condition, for which there has never been conclusive proof, was mocked in the Second World War ditty which begins: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall."

The disclosure is made in a document noting a conversation in the 1960s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest, Franciszek Pawlar, according to The Sun. The priest's document has come to light 23 years after Jambor's death.

Although it was known Hitler suffered a groin injury in the Somme, evidence that he was 'monorchic' - the medical word for the condition - has evaded historians.

Blassius Hanczuch, a friend of Jambor, said the doctor later blamed himself for saving Hitler's life. He said: "In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the 'Screamer'. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help'.

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."

The popular song emerged in 1939 and is thought to have been written by a publicist for the British Council, which was tasked with helping build propaganda that would damage the Nazis.

The commonly-recalled version is an adaption of the original, which ran: "Göring has only got one ball, Hitler's [are] so very small, Himmler's so very similar, And Goebbels has no balls at all."

sauce (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html)

Mael
11-20-2008, 10:16 AM
No wonder he was so pissed off. I'd be livid if my nut was shot off too. Then again Lance Armstrong and Tom Green lost one of their berries and you don't see them trying to conquer Europe with tanks do you?

Well Lance Armstrong maybe with his bike...:beardthing

Pilaf
11-20-2008, 10:16 AM
No wonder he was so pissed off. I'd be livid if my nut was shot off too. Then again Lance Armstrong and Tom Green lost one of their berries and you don't see them trying to conquer Europe with tanks do you?

Well Lance Armstrong maybe with his bike...:beardthing

That's okay. The French are plotting to beat him up.

Mael
11-20-2008, 10:21 AM
That's okay. The French are plotting to beat him up.

Ah yes I nearly forgot...their hatred of one-balled foreigners is strong.

Aina
11-20-2008, 10:38 AM
Great, now that it's confirmed...I must write about it. :hoho

No wonder he was so pissed off. I'd be livid if my nut was shot off too. Then again Lance Armstrong and Tom Green lost one of their berries and you don't see them trying to conquer Europe with tanks do you?

Well Lance Armstrong maybe with his bike...:beardthing

That's okay. The French are plotting to beat him up.

Ah yes I nearly forgot...their hatred of one-balled foreigners is strong.

:lmao

Oujisama
11-20-2008, 10:46 AM
So is it possible to have kids with one ball?

Pilaf
11-20-2008, 10:47 AM
So is it possible to have kids with one ball?

Yes, in the same way it's possible to breathe with one lung and pee with one kidney. You can do it but not at top effectiveness.

Oujisama
11-20-2008, 10:51 AM
Well then, now to prove he was homosexual

Pilaf
11-20-2008, 10:58 AM
Well then, now to prove he was homosexual

He hated homosexuals so it's possible he was a self hating gay man.

drache
11-20-2008, 11:45 AM
Well then, now to prove he was homosexual


Quick bring out the gaydar!

Sama'el
11-20-2008, 12:42 PM
I always figured he was self-hating homosexual. All the leather and the dancing, it's a dead give away.

Jin-E
11-20-2008, 12:46 PM
Half a German, Half a Arian, Half a Man

:argh

Mael
11-20-2008, 12:57 PM
I always figured he was self-hating homosexual. All the leather and the dancing, it's a dead give away.

Springtime For Hitler = Truest Documentary Ever...:gar

Psycho
11-20-2008, 01:07 PM
Springtime For Hitler = Truest Documentary Ever...:gar

quoted for the truth

Legend
11-20-2008, 01:10 PM
so losing a ball makes you create genocides

Altron
11-20-2008, 01:12 PM
Half a German, Half a Arian, Half a Man

:argh

:lmao........................

Psycho
11-20-2008, 01:15 PM
so losing a ball makes you create genocides

i can only wait for the day lance decides to purify athletes...

Altron
11-20-2008, 01:30 PM
finally i can shove this in the face of my friend who thought this was myth :awesome

Camille
11-20-2008, 01:58 PM
Too many lulzy news in the Cafe today :lmao

So that's the reason for the permanent frown

impersonal
11-20-2008, 02:36 PM
I had not heard of Armstrong since years... But as he multiplies suggestions that we should attack him, I'm starting to consider it seriously. I'll aim for the remaining ball >).

adee
11-20-2008, 02:39 PM
Damn, he caused such destruction afterwards with just one ball-power!

Balls :vegetant

Jagon Fox
11-20-2008, 03:20 PM
Half a German, Half a Arian, Half a Man

:argh

:rotfl apparently losing balls does things to people

Xyloxi
11-20-2008, 03:57 PM
I always figured he was self-hating homosexual. All the leather and the dancing, it's a dead give away.

That mustache says everything.

hammer
11-20-2008, 04:01 PM
That mustache says everything.

mustasces prove NOTHING i mean look at qween :awsesome

Xyloxi
11-20-2008, 04:30 PM
mustasces prove NOTHING i mean look at qween :awsesome

I meant the style of it, look at it for lulz sake.

Spencer_Gator
11-20-2008, 08:24 PM
Well, we see why we got two I guess

dummy plug
11-20-2008, 08:52 PM
Eva Braun knew it..or not :amuse

Yakushi Kabuto
11-20-2008, 08:59 PM
Wow, and it is kind of sad that Jambor felt guilty for saving a guy he did not know would later become what Hitler was. Hm, with the question about children, I guess that means he did want one or some. I was under the impression that he wasn't interested in such for some reason.

Robot-Overlord
11-20-2008, 09:17 PM
Gentlemen, We Need to keep Balls safe everywhere les we see the horrors of
WWII Again.