Palin takes prank call from fake French president

[Flagg1982]

Source: AP

MONTREAL (AP) — Sarah Palin has unwittingly taken a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and told him she may make a good president in eight years.

The Republican vice presidential nominee discussed politics, the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney, and Sarkozy's "beautiful wife," in the telephone call released Saturday.

When the caller told Palin she would make a good president, she laughed and replied: "Maybe in eight years."


http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g6h1fK1yrnh6Tqp-SAGxAmFgDf1QD946CPD80





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Quebec comedy duo talks porn and politics with oblivious Sarah Palin
November 1, 2008 - 17:41

By: Jessica Murphy, THE CANADIAN PRESS

MONTREAL - In an over-the-top accent, one half of a notorious Quebec comedy duo claims to be the president of France as he describes sex with his famous wife, the joy of killing animals and Hustler magazine's latest Sarah Palin porno spoof.

At the other end of the line? An oblivious Sarah Palin.

The Masked Avengers, a radio pairing notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state, notched its latest victory Saturday when it released a recording of a six-minute call with Palin, who thought she was talking with Nicolas Sarkozy.

Throughout the call, which was making the rounds in U.S. political circles by day's end Saturday, Palin and the pranksters discuss politics, pundits, and the perils of going hunting with Vice-President Dick Cheney.

http://www.570news.com/news/international/article.jsp?content=w110195A





I kept thinking "she's GOT to catch on" with lines like "I can see Belgium out of my ass", but nooooooo....... :laugh

[hammer]

owned ,

[Carly]

This has GOT to be fake.

[kurzon]

I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is either. But then, I don't manage any trade agreements with Canada...

[Every person the fake Sarkozy mentioned, other than Carla Bruni, is not the person who holds the position. She didn't pick up on any of them.]

[drache]

This has GOT to be fake.

No it's real and the sad part is how Palin doesn't catch any of the fake names.

I found it especially hilarious at the end when they tell her it's a prank call and yet she doesn't seem to know what to do.

It seems like she really is clueless.

[Carly]

No it's real and the sad part is how Palin doesn't catch any of the fake names.

I found it especially hilarious at the end when they tell her it's a prank call and yet she doesn't seem to know what to do.

It seems like she really is clueless.

God i fear what would happen if McCain wins and she really is one step away from becoming president.

[Yammy]

Dammit everyone beats me to linking this. Yes it's real and wow.

[Le Male]

I remember Segolene Royal was also owned by a fake call from a quebec leader and she said that's she back Quebec's independance.

[drache]

Dammit everyone beats me to linking this. Yes it's real and wow.

that's okay because I swear this woman has like a mandate to say one horribly stupid thing a day, like yesterday she delcared war on Iran:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D9LofMCa8A


so there's always next time :zaru

[hammer]

that's okay because I swear this woman has like a mandate to say one horribly stupid thing a day, like yesterday she delcared war on Iran:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D9LofMCa8A


so there's always next time :zaru

TO CANADA :cry

[Blaze of Glory]

She has the worst staff

Unfreaking-believable

This is just plain sad

My god

CAN YOU GET ANY STUPIDER LADY? :huh

[Yammy]

She has the worst staff

Unfreaking-believable

This is just plain sad

My god

CAN YOU GET ANY STUPIDER LADY? :huh



Say it ain't so B.O.G. this is just a gotcha moment from that liberal media :wink

[hahathatsfunny13]

I just watched this on MSNBC. Hilarious! I like when "Sarkozy" asks if Joe the Plumber is her husband.

[ZeroBlack]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo36/truthnow/palin-1.jpg

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/geokis32/palin.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc190/damiankarras/Palin-Pandering.jpg

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee348/disney1on1/palin.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq235/jbro0000/Palin.jpg

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq111/RLTR/palin_pitbull_2-300x400.jpg

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm220/AnnaMollyMadison/Sarah%20Palin/PalinwithGun.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j151/gviz7/palin.jpg

Ah Palin, just when I thought you just couldn't get any more retarded...Alas, once again, you've proved me wrong! In honor of your imminent Darwin Award, I posted all those pictures above and the one currently in my sig to show the world, how much I detest you and your stupidity and how much I love to bash you for it.

[Giorno Giovanna]

We Canadians are made of fucking win.:awesome

Canadians > Palin. It's canon now.:LOS

Seriously, there MUST BE a limit to stupidity.:facepalm

[Blaze of Glory]

^

Nope.. It goes on and on and on

It's like everyday her IQ drops :zaru

God help her if she is elected president one day

[hammer]

^

Nope.. It goes on and on and on

It's like everyday her IQ drops :zaru

God help us if she is elected president one day

fixed :zaru

[Lord Yu]

"If one voice can change the world for Obama, one :viagra can change the world for McCain."

[Star]

I'm starting to believe my sister more and more when she says that shes an idiot.

[I.P. Standing]

Hilarious.

Jon Stewart must be torn.

On one hand, he wants the US to choose good leaders, to help bring our country out of the muck.

On the other hand, think of the, at least, four years of material he'd be missing out on.

[Psycho]

if she becomes vice president i'm running for god of the christian religion

[Aina]

Such a sad thing to hear...not.

Can't believe she didn't notice that it was fake, got a good laugh off this one.

[Xion]

Well that was interesting. I thought she doesn't negotiate with "terrorists." :hehee

[Altron]

Well that was interesting. I thought she doesn't negotiate with "terrorists." :hehee

the fact that if you re-arrange the letter in Sarah Palin's name it spells out Sharia Plan, that should give you a clue.:zaru

[Cirus]

And she hits a new low for stupidity.

[Sen]

Well that was interesting. I thought she doesn't negotiate with "terrorists." :hehee

:lmao

Although that's probably true. :argh If she does become VP and the terrrorists have seen this, they'll know how to trick our country. :awesome

I feel ashamed to be an American when things like this happen. :sag

[Xion]

Well I figured the conservatives think anything French is surrender-related or queer or potentially terrorist. :sag

[the box]

LOL what a fool

[drache]

And she hits a new low for stupidity.

Which she'll promptly break again and again (like for example when she declared war on Iran)

This woman has no low for stupidity, it's like she's getting more stupid with each passing day. :sag

[Xion]

LOL what a fool

Fool. Tool. Needs to go back to school. Very uncool.

I could do this all day. :sag

[Biolink]

I <3 Canada.

Had a damn good time when I went up there, and I was only on the tip of the iceberg(No pun intended).

[Xion]

I <3 Canada.

Had a damn good time when I went up there, and I was only on the tip of the iceberg(No pun intended).

What does Canada have to do with France?

Aside from the whole French thing. :edu

[Jessica]

This is why I love my country. :)

[Joe Cool]

:lmao

Although that's probably true. :argh If she does become VP and the terrrorists have seen this, they'll know how to trick our country. :awesome

I feel ashamed to be an American when things like this happen. :sag

You should embrace our ignorance. Being smart isn't all that fun. When being stupid you can blame other people and usually get away with it.

[Xion]

You should embrace our ignorance. Being smart isn't all that fun. When being stupid you can blame other people and usually get away with it.

Especially when you are the most powerful country on Earth. :)

[Joe Cool]

Especially when you are the most powerful country on Earth. :)

Exactly.

I could go to some 3rd world country, pick a fight with a local and come home to good ol' US of A and say i overheard some locals planning bombings on america and I'd of started a war just for shits and giggles and not get in trouble for it.

[Xion]

Exactly.

I could go to some 3rd world country, pick a fight with a local and come home to good ol' US of A and say i overheard some locals planning bombings on america and I'd of started a war just for shits and giggles and not get in trouble for it.

Well it's what we do best. :edu

Although that is a bit of an exaggeration it is still fun to talk like that. :P

[Dark Ascendant]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20081101.wpalintranscript1011/BNStory/usElection2008/home?cid=al_gam_mostemail

Sarah Palin: This is Sarah.

Masked Avengers: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.

Palin: Hello.

Avengers: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.

P: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that.

A: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.

P: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?

A: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?

P: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

A: Oh, it's a pleasure.

P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

A: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know?

P: Yes, good.

A: Excellent. Are you confident?

P: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and...

A: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

P: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.

A: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.

P: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.

A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.

P: Maybe in eight years.

A: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.

P: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.

A: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi.

P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.

A: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney.

P: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

A: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.

P: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

A: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse.

P: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

A: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

P: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

A: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

P: Well, give her a big hug for me.

A: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.

P: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

A: Yes, in French it's called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber.

P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.

A: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?

P: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.

A: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.

P: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.

A: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally as much as usual.

P: Yeah, that's what we're up against.

A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?

P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

A: That was really edgy.

P: Well, good.

A: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

P: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?

A: CKOI in Montreal.

P: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

A: CK...hello?

I swear, with this woman, information goes through the brain and out the ass, completely unprocessed.

[Zoidberg]

I can't wait and see how Stephen Colbert is going to react to this!

[dreams lie]

This. Is. Golden. :lmao

[Dark Ascendant]

The number of ways this can be spun into pure comedy gold are incalculable. Texas Instruments will have to invent a new calculator to calculate it.

[Blaze of Glory]

How the McCainees are actually supporting this type of bitch is beyond me :oh

[The Pink Ninja]

the perils of hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney

Hahahaha xD

[IceColdBeer]

:laughA: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?

P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

A: That was really edgy.

P: Well, good.


This is the best part...man she's really dumb:laugh

[Baki]

GG Canada!

lol'd once I heard the Sarkozy voice. Sounded nothing like him.

[niyesuH]

:laughA: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?

P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

A: That was really edgy.

P: Well, good.


This is the best part...man she's really dumb:laugh

:lmao she did feel insulted there

[Demitrix]

historical epic win right there.

[TatsuBon]

lol :lmao
how stupid can her campaign get!

[JH24]

Wow, how in the first place did they manage to reach her? At this time in the campaign, I thought all calls to a VP candidate were first answered and checked by someone else before forwarding it. I guess not.


I heard some clips on the Dutch radio. It's hard to believe she didn't notice anything strange.

[Blue_Panter_Ninja]

Nailing Palin:urahaha

[impersonal]

Every day that passes, I want her to become president of the United States a little bit more.

It's not that I hate Americans and want to put them into trouble, although this would be a result. But what's a little trouble, when you have an infinite supply of entertainment ? What's a little trouble, compared to the ego boost when you realize just how much better you are than the most powerful person on Earth ?

Yeah... Palin 2008 !!! If she doesn't kill us all, this would the funniest years in our life. A golden era we would tell our grand-grandchildren. And they would open big eyes, and they'd think the 32416th episode of Naruto really sucked compared to the awesomeness of our young years.

[Lezard Valeth]

I stopped it half way, it was just too embarassing and shamefull to keep listening =/

[Rikudou]

I wonder what "Believe It!' and 'Republican' will pull out of their asses to defend her
:lmao

I'm curious to how McCain feels about this.

[Jin-E]

Poor Lady...

:LOS

:lmao

[Dark_wolf247]

Why am I not surprised.

[hammer]

lol history in the making :LOS

[neko-sennin]

This has GOT to be fake.

If it were just about anyone else, I probably would believe it was fake. But with Falin, I could believe it. While I'll admit some of the lower profile references were over my head, the more blatant ones should stand out to anyone who pays even casual attention to international politics. In the next 8 years, she needs to go back to back to school and at least begin her education. It must be embarrassing for Alaska's education system to know that someone this ignorant is walking around with a high school diploma...

[adee]

:rotfl :rotfl That was awesome

[Le Male]

Every day that passes, I want her to become president of the United States a little bit more.

It's not that I hate Americans and want to put them into trouble, although this would be a result. But what's a little trouble, when you have an infinite supply of entertainment ? What's a little trouble, compared to the ego boost when you realize just how much better you are than the most powerful person on Earth ?

Yeah... Palin 2008 !!! If she doesn't kill us all, this would the funniest years in our life. A golden era we would tell our grand-grandchildren. And they would open big eyes, and they'd think the 32416th episode of Naruto really sucked compared to the awesomeness of our young years.

I also think it would be funny if McCain is elected. The geatest american joke they ever made. And it would be 4 MORE YEAR of fun. The world is fucked so why don't fuck the world with fun :)

[hammer]

I also think it would be funny if McCain is elected. The geatest american joke they ever made. And it would be 4 MORE YEAR of fun. The world is fucked so why don't fuck the world with fun :)

this happned at my school evryone an di mean EVRYONE voted for this one dumbass(i know him hes a dumbass) for the lulz needless to say the school went to shit

[Le Male]

this happned at my school evryone an di mean EVRYONE voted for this one dumbass(i know him hes a dumbass) for the lulz needless to say the school went to shit

Where're you from ?

[hammer]

Where're you from ?

im from amrica and the school prisedent runs all the chairty/party events

[impersonal]

this happned at my school evryone an di mean EVRYONE voted for this one dumbass(i know him hes a dumbass) for the lulz needless to say the school went to shit

That's the republican strategy right now.

[Disturbia]

I saw it in the news today. Lol, Palin. :sag

[Le Male]

im from amrica and the school prisedent runs all the chairty/party events

Where in america, your state.

[armorknight]

Why McCain? Why? Why did you choose someone so fucking stupid and made of so much fucking fail as your VP. Did you want to appeal to the Hilary fan-club and the ultra-conservatives so badly that you chose a piece of garbage like Palin without thinking first?

[Nesha]

And this is who Republicans want as our future President? :huh

:facepalm

[hammer]

Where in america, your state.

oh i live in the state of new york

[Mael]

Sarah Palin has been le pwned. :awesome

[Le Male]

oh i live in the state of new york

Oh, New york i supposed to be a democrate state.

[hammer]

Oh, New york i supposed to be a democrate state.

yea which makes mocking the ONE repuplican at my school all the more fun. when he claims palin is more exprince

[drache]

Wow, how in the first place did they manage to reach her? At this time in the campaign, I thought all calls to a VP candidate were first answered and checked by someone else before forwarding it. I guess not.


I heard some clips on the Dutch radio. It's hard to believe she didn't notice anything strange.


It was, her staff and specifically the first woman that answered it didn't do a good job I guess.

[impersonal]

yea which makes mocking the ONE repuplican at my school all the more fun. when he claims palin is more exprince

Proof that Palin's strategy is a winning strategy :D

[Starhunter]

...and all this time I thought it was a prank call.

[hammer]

HEAD LINE NEWS

mccain wins president for the lulz of palin

[batanga]

This, combined with all the witchcraft is just too much :lmao

Only in America (and maybe India and the middle east).

Also:
A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?

P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

A: That was really edgy.

P: Well, good.
The best part :lmao

[Yakushi Kabuto]

Amazing prank call, "just love killing those animals", oh wow. Love the lines they gave, especially when she said thanks about the Hustler's Nailin' Paylin thing. xD

[Ice Cream]

HEAD LINE NEWS

mccain wins president for the lulz of palin

The world needs laughter. :amuse

[olaf]

somehow I'm not surprised

[dreams lie]

I thought she would have caught it at the Belgium comment, but damn. :lmao

[kiss me!]

ha ha she's so dumb.

[Danchou]

It's funny because it's sad.

[Tokoyami]

The space time fabric cannot take much more of this idiocy. It's become so massive that it might tera a hole in the universe into antiverse where idiocy is the norm any day now.

[hammer]

The space time fabric cannot take much more of this idiocy. It's become so massive that it might tera a hole in the universe into antiverse where idiocy is the norm any day now.

only in amrica :zaru

[Last Shadow]

Oh...Have I been pwned?

[Juanita Tequila]

Y SO STUPID, PALIN?!

[iander]

It was so damn embarrassing that I had to turn it off half way. If she becomes vice-president, it will bring a new level of shame to the whole country.

[Gymnopedie]

I guess this just proves how idiotic and/or gullible Americans can be.

[Jinchuriki-san]

Ladies and gentle men, this woman COULD be our U.S. president someday...:facepalm

[nightblade]

god...please make sure she doesn't get elected president of amercia... it's already screwed up as is.... no offense to amercia...

[Cristal]

How stupid. :facepalm

[Blaze of Glory]

^

None taken

And God yes this bitch will disgrace us all should she ever be elected :facepalm

[Itachi's Apprentice 3]

Palin= shit :facepalm

[Noiteru]

Shame on her for letting herself by fooled all the way.

[hammer]

evrytime i see palin i read it as pain so its like pain=shit XD

[Tsukiyo]

nice :awesome

[beads]

Hilarious. She is even more clueless than I thought. How did she not pick up on "Nailin Palin"?

[dummy plug]

well dont they have any preparations to check whether the caller is the real deal? apparently not :amuse

[Ema Skye]

I was lost for words when I heard this :facepalm

[Gooba]

They should have waited until she was President then tricked her into a war, just to see if they could.

[Lezard Valeth]

They should have waited until she was President then tricked her into a war, just to see if they could.

You know they could. :(

[Champagne Supernova]

mcain should take one of her guns and kill himself cause she is THE reason he won't win you know it's true

[Carly]

Sarah Palin a true patriot.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m100/WIBS04/angleitstrue.jpg

[Darth Nihilus]

Sarah Palin a true patriot.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m100/WIBS04/angleitstrue.jpg


:rofl

Speaking of. Here's a sample of the guys who prank called Palin.

ymXnDoYx0GE

[Carly]

:rofl

Speaking of. Here's a sample of the guys who prank called Palin.

ymXnDoYx0GE

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:l augh

OMG. that shit made my fuckin day, dude.

[Darth Nihilus]

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:l augh

OMG. that shit made my fuckin day, dude.

Oh, it's true. It's damn true! :rofl

[dummy plug]

honestly, when i heard the convo, the guy sounded like he's not a president, so freaking obvious :oh