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occasionalutopia
05-19-2005, 12:25 PM
Well, y'know, I was referring to Celly and Dani!!!!
I hope I can be your dear hubby, but I see that Chris-sama has you already!!!

At least, can I be the gardener-boy????Yes you may, more casual help is always good :smile-big

How many songs of the GGXX OST's have you listened to, Occa? ^-^I've listened to all the songs actually. I really like quite a few, but since I'm always doing 5 others things on the 'puter when I have music on I couldn't tell you which tracks they are to save my life, I just recognise by tune o__O;;

How does the whole "summer" vacation work in the land down under? Do you guys get a long break when its hot, or when its summer?For uni we have a year end sem break over summer lasting about 3 months. So yeah, basically summer vacation for students ^____^

I totally loved Lois & Clark too :P At the time I thought they were the hottest people ever. Then the series got canned, Dean Cain got fat and Teri Hatcher spiralled down into icky 2nd-rate roles and I totally forgot about both of them - only to be pleasantly reminded of Teri's hotness in Desperate Housewives.

And Monica Bellucci does >>>>> all women. If all other women dropped dead and I had to pick one to remain immortal for posterity, she would be Monica Bellucci without question.

Frito Bandito
05-19-2005, 12:36 PM
Good day ^____^

Do you like dem crispy chips? :oh

Reznor
05-19-2005, 01:33 PM
I totally loved Lois & Clark too Agreed! :thumbs

Watch Smallville now?

occasionalutopia
05-19-2005, 01:49 PM
Do you like dem crispy chips?Yes, they're wonderful in their all their salty, bloat-inducing goodness. And even though I've not met you before, I feel a sense of deja vu :smile-big

Watch Smallville now?Nope, I think it's awful. The only thing which would compel me to watch it is Kristin Kreuk's overwhelming hotness.

Akamaru Mask
05-19-2005, 04:58 PM
whats the point?

occasionalutopia
05-19-2005, 05:27 PM
What's the issue?

lucky
05-19-2005, 05:35 PM
tom welling as supes vs. dean cain as supes.

Sayo
05-19-2005, 06:29 PM
whats the point?
What's the issue?
wassup?

occasionalutopia
05-19-2005, 07:08 PM
Nothing much, just working on ch260 http://img15.echo.cx/img15/8859/yayzorz1pl.gif

... @__@ >___>;;

Dean Cain supes > Tom Welling supes. But Dean Cain the suxxorz now. Tonton knows what happened to him.

Frito Bandito
05-19-2005, 07:35 PM
I like deja-vues. I just wish I could remember them better :laugh

*gives occasunialutopia some crispy chips*

Zerolok
05-19-2005, 10:19 PM
May I please devour Frito Bandito?

Reznor
05-19-2005, 11:59 PM
May I please devour Frito Bandito?

:omg Occa! Don't let him do it!

Frito Bandito
05-20-2005, 12:05 AM
Please don't kill me. I just arrived here :sad

Zerolok
05-20-2005, 08:17 PM
I... hunger...for....FRITOS!

occasionalutopia
05-20-2005, 08:31 PM
Fight fight fight fight fight predate! :evil (Go, Zero, eat him! :clap)

Reznor
05-20-2005, 11:28 PM
Fight back Frito! I believe in you!

Zerolok
05-20-2005, 11:50 PM
*Devours Fritos with delectable CheezeWhiz on top* :drool :hungry
Yeah, I win!!! :thumbs

Reznor
05-21-2005, 12:01 AM
*Devours Fritos with delectable CheezeWhiz on top* :drool :hungry
Yeah, I win!!! :thumbs
Turns Zero's Blackheart back towards the light.

Zerolok
05-21-2005, 12:03 AM
Too late, he's digested already :) Cheesewhiz makes anything go down fast :drool And since occa's modship>yours, her ruling of devouring frito will still be carried on until someone of higher power interferes.

Reznor
05-21-2005, 12:42 AM
And since occa's modship>yours, but.. but... I'm the scary jailkeeper :crying

Zerolok
05-21-2005, 12:44 AM
lol, you cant keep me behind bars XD I can easily reproduce myself via asexual reproduction, then reforming on the main site....

Naruyamcha
05-21-2005, 12:47 AM
Speaking of jail. I almost had my neighbor and his g/f arrested for real just a moment ago

Reznor
05-21-2005, 12:49 AM
lol, you cant keep me behind bars XD I can easily reproduce myself via asexual reproduction, then reforming on the main site....

You'll run out of verificatioin-email addresses and variants of your name eventually :evil
Speaking of jail. I almost had my neighbor and his g/f arrested for real just a moment ago
Yes, you mentioned that in another threas; I read most of it

Zerolok
05-21-2005, 01:00 AM
Nope, I have 5 active accounts on Gmail, and each have 50 invites. This is never minding the ones i dont use :evil

occasionalutopia
05-21-2005, 01:05 AM
Mario, wtf did you do to almost get your neighbour and his girl arrested? XD

*loves the Zero for devouring Frito* :smile-big

Naruyamcha
05-21-2005, 01:36 AM
Mario, wtf did you do to almost get your neighbour and his girl arrested? XD


Eep. You said my real name, I'll have to kill you

j/k :glomp
(I know Chris will kill me, but I'll take my chances)

Long story short, Mel-chan
Anyways, my neighbour and his g/f were making "noise", my nephew heard it all, I called the cops, the officer gave them a stiff warning.
However, the officer told them if that happens again, my neighbor will get arrested for indecent behavior.

occasionalutopia
05-21-2005, 01:45 AM
Nuuuuu, you spoiled their happy time! Shame on you! =O But they must have been disgustingly loud to be overheard though ... =____=;;

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-21-2005, 01:48 AM
Seriously, when my neighbors call the police because of my late-night activities (not those kind of activities, thanks) my first inclination is to wake up the next morning and shoot them dead. There is nothing worse then a cop-happy neighbor. You'd be surprised (or not) how much fun I've had ruined by them.

Naruyamcha
05-21-2005, 01:49 AM
Nuuuuu, you spoiled their happy time! Shame on you! =O But they must have been disgustingly loud to be overheard though ... =____=;;

Well, my 13 year old nephew overheard the loud moans, and I was a weee bit jealous. Last thing I needed to sum up my week of hell was that, and as sure as hell I wouldn't want my nephew to be somewhat scarred

Anyways, before I go to bed, you have a MSN address???

Frito Bandito
05-21-2005, 02:26 AM
Oi. I've noticed I've been digested allready. Too bad. :laugh
Some crispy chips will solve the problem I suppose XD

metronomy
05-21-2005, 07:00 AM
my neighbour and his g/f were making "noise", my nephew heard it all, I called the cops, the officer gave them a stiff warning. However, the officer told them if that happens again, my neighbor will get arrested for indecent behavior.

Wtf. :blink

Frito Bandito
05-21-2005, 07:11 AM
Wtf. :blink
It's naru cha cha. Best not to question and just nod.:darn

metronomy
05-21-2005, 07:21 AM
It's naru cha cha. Best not to question and just nod.:darn

Shut up Frito, or i will give you a stiff warning.

Frito Bandito
05-21-2005, 07:26 AM
Shut up Frito, or i will give you a stiff warning.

Make me :evil

Naruyamcha
05-22-2005, 11:36 AM
Me thinks it's time to bump Mel-chan's FC

occasionalutopia
05-22-2005, 06:54 PM
Oh dear god. I have like the worst. headache. ever. Where's the Panadol....

mow
05-22-2005, 06:57 PM
Oh dear god. I have like the worst. headache. ever. Where's the Panadol....

occa =[ :glomp, hope you find it ^.^

Toiletnojutsu
05-22-2005, 07:04 PM
I hope you die of your headache and reincarnate as my teddybear!! *crushglompage*

Naruyamcha
05-22-2005, 07:07 PM
Oh dear god. I have like the worst. headache. ever. Where's the Panadol....

Have some Advil, it works faster and better.

Feel better :glomp

occasionalutopia
05-22-2005, 07:10 PM
^______^ :glomp s everyone back XD *still yet to crawl off for Panadol, no Advil handy T____T *

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-22-2005, 07:25 PM
Water alone might help. And a bit of rest.

Food, if you need it.

Reznor
05-22-2005, 08:14 PM
I find a quick shower helps out

occasionalutopia
05-22-2005, 08:23 PM
Took Panadol. With tea. Switched off MSN to reduce one annoyance. Chin on table, back-right bit of head hurts like hell still. BOewqeQIEBWiBUWIQbewuqie

Neytiri
05-22-2005, 08:32 PM
Zomfg I <3 your new ava Occa O; It's awesome :glomp

- Have you seen my pic at the membpicthread. >_> What do you think? O=

Naruyamcha
05-22-2005, 08:40 PM
^______^ :glomp s everyone back XD *still yet to crawl off for Panadol, no Advil handy T____T *

Oh, hope you get better.
Speaking of, could you PM me your MSN address??
I swear I'll keep it a secret

BTW, I love your new avy.

occasionalutopia
05-22-2005, 08:57 PM
Thanks for the av compliments guys ^_____^ Naruto and Sasuke's complex friendship is my favourite thing about the series - so yeah ... decided it was time to stop parodying poor Sasuke and give 'im sum love.

I've not looked at the pic thread yet Scen (I hardly look at the Ichiraku pic thread actually :sweatdrop), but I'll stop in a bit. Mario, I'll PM you my MSN - but know beforehand that # I haaaate instant messenger progs so I tend to not use them to chat (more for "necessary communication" purposes) #2 I'm always distracted w/ multiple things so I give the slowest replies =___=;;

Procyon
05-22-2005, 09:03 PM
Hi Occa, long time no see...How are you doing?

Neytiri
05-22-2005, 09:03 PM
I harr msn >:O It messed up my pc :xp
Get aim then :imslow

Naruyamcha
05-22-2005, 09:06 PM
Thankee, Mel-chan :glomp
and I really hope you get better

Don't worry, I too hate the progs, and I know you're busy, but I hope we'll try to have a personal convo soon enough.

Reznor
05-22-2005, 09:09 PM
It's already been said, but I, too like your avatar.

occasionalutopia
05-22-2005, 09:10 PM
Hi Occa, long time no see...How are you doing?Hey Giro ^_____^ Well, if you read up a few posts, you'll see I have a really, really bad headache = not good, so yeah. Waiting for Panadol to take effect http://img290.echo.cx/img290/6266/dafaint0ph.gif

Scen, I installed AIM a while ago but for some reason it refuses to work on my laptop, so yeah XD And thanks for understanding Mario, if there's any day where I don't feel like chatting, this is it :P

p.s. Thanks rez ^_____^

Procyon
05-22-2005, 09:13 PM
Aww...I had the worst head-ache of my life back in early Febuary or January...Never been able to think the same way since..It was so terrible...I hope you feel better lots...Now SLEEP! SLEEP NOW! :P

Anyway, I must be off for now...Hope things are well for all, and you feel better Mel. And hi, Rez!!! :smile-big

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-22-2005, 09:35 PM
A page from a manga chapter I just sent occa (altered slightly)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Pretty_Facemel.png

Now GET LOST!
:P

Naruyamcha
05-22-2005, 10:53 PM
A page from a manga chapter I just sent occa (altered slightly)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Pretty_Facemel.png

Now GET LOST!
:P

LMFAO

:rofl :rofl

Reznor
05-23-2005, 12:07 AM
Now GET LOST!
:P
*Gets lost*
:'( get better soon :'(

occasionalutopia
05-23-2005, 11:18 AM
:sweatdrop My uke is a rather jealous one, she is. I still loff you guys tho, I just love the uke most :P

Procyon
05-23-2005, 11:35 AM
Aww...How is Occa doing today?
And I'm happy that I'm wuved. <3

Shadow
05-23-2005, 11:52 AM
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=25364

can this be on the General Discussion Thread???

Askani
05-23-2005, 04:25 PM
Yes please :nod:

Zero, I'll add you to the list myself, Askani (@owner) seems to have gone AWOL again XD Any of you who requested to join lately but still aren't on the list, just holler here and me or uke will tack you on - I really don't want to go through all the back pages :sweatdrop

*gropes Celly as per usual* |\^___^/|

:Sigh: mel, i would never go AWOL on you. I just had my last day of high school + prom + my aunt's CRAAAAZY wedding. Crucifying is not a necessary procedure at this point :wink . My graduation is on thursday, so after that, you will have Mike at full dosage (could be a good thing or bad thing...you choose).
P.S. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll! Hi.

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-24-2005, 12:36 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Banners/occa2.gif

I was bored.

mow
05-24-2005, 12:37 AM
What a charming banner for the bot-bot XD

Naruyamcha
05-24-2005, 12:39 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Banners/occa2.gif

I was bored.

Wish I could save that one, but I need to respect the Dani x Mel pairing

Speaking of.....Dani, you were talking of a occa x Blue FC, you mind if I start that???
Then again, I shall need Mel's permission and yours

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-24-2005, 12:42 AM
Haha, that would be awesome. XD

I'm not sure if she would appriciate that tho :P

Please do find out, tho. :smile-big

Shunsui
05-24-2005, 12:45 AM
if there is a blue x occa FC, there will be an NNxPL fc. They're both not FC material, or too kosher with the no-member-fc rule, so why not just put em in our sigs and pretend they exist? ^^

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-24-2005, 12:48 AM
:guns

I'd need a banner though :(

mow
05-24-2005, 12:51 AM
I'll use the Tsuanda and Shiznue pic I posted a while back to make a banner if you want me too Dani :amuse. But bare in mind, Gfx n00b here ^.^"

Naruyamcha
05-24-2005, 12:53 AM
:guns

I'd need a banner though :(

I wish I could help, but my photoshop is down.
And even if it did, I couldn't use real pics, that would be violation of privacy.

@ Shunsui, if someone does start the NN x PL FC, then Reznor is the man to do it, then again, as I said, permission is needed.

**watches Miami and Detroit**
Holy hell, Miami lost 90-81. :mad
Me want Shaq in the Finals

@ moe; before you do a banner, I'll have to ask Mel-chan for permission, now that Dani-sama approved it, so it's a 50-50 chance

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-24-2005, 12:56 AM
I like it how everyone is using my occa banner :smile-big

Thank you Moe and Naru http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Emoticons/dance.gif

mow
05-24-2005, 12:57 AM
@ moe; before you do a banner, I'll have to ask Mel-chan for permission, now that Dani-sama approved it, so it's a 50-50 chance

Yeah I know :amuse, and anytime Dani.

Naruyamcha
05-24-2005, 12:57 AM
I like it how everyone is using my occa banner :smile-big

Thank you Moe and Naru http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Emoticons/dance.gif

Happy to help, Dani
*huggles Dani-chan*
:glomp
I'm risking a beatdown from Mel-chan and Tri-State Area neighbor Chris
Anyways, call me Mario (-kun, -san, -sama, -chan), now that Mel does so now.

Reznor
05-24-2005, 01:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Banners/occa2.gif
Is this communicating that Occa is just a peice of ass to you? :amazed/:P/:laugh

Naruyamcha
05-24-2005, 08:30 PM
Someone Better post here,
or U will be
Maliciously
Pwned

**naru tries to get the pervertedness out of his mind**

Ah....er.....think damn it........Nuns, I mean....old nuns.....
come on, Mario's getting perverted again.....er,....animals.....er
....

RENEE ZELLWEGER

Whew, there; that was close.
Now, if Mel-chan does approve, I got 1st dibs on the FC ownership!!!!!

Though I need to know who's seme and who's uke.

***pervertness returns to Mario's mind***
AAAAAAHHHHH, BRB!!!

occasionalutopia
05-24-2005, 10:48 PM
XD. Appreciate the bump-no-jutsu, but I have to go in about 10 mins. Just saying hi, and an extra :glomp for Askani (how'd the prom go? =O).

Norb
05-24-2005, 10:52 PM
*congratulates occa in this thread as well* ;D
btw i'm joining here too! >_< *ish ashamed he didn't join* >_<

Nono
05-25-2005, 03:26 PM
yes yes yes i'd like to join that's y i'm here:sweatdrop

Sayo
05-25-2005, 03:27 PM
had to make an avi out of the 2 smexiest characters <333
http://img153.echo.cx/img153/9276/14ow.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

Procyon
05-25-2005, 03:27 PM
Welcome Helen! Glad you're here with me. :glomp

Akamaru Mask
05-27-2005, 06:03 PM
well me back for a while, i draw a pic of Hinmori momo and yamada hanatarou for you, wanna see it?

tmmyc
05-27-2005, 08:54 PM
Stay safe Mel

Procyon
05-30-2005, 08:52 PM
Ehh? Where's Mel-chan?

occasionalutopia
05-31-2005, 03:19 AM
XD. Getting pwned by Shannaro! 261 HQ, that's where. Still loff you all, special cotton candy loff for all new members XD Hopefully Askani will add you guys to the list ... or the co-owner @ the uke will =O

And yes Richie, I'd v much like to see your Hinamori and Hanatarou pieces <3 *eats Celly's ShuuheixRenji av* =3

Norb
05-31-2005, 03:57 AM
Melbourne misses Occa T_________T

occasionalutopia
05-31-2005, 04:22 AM
I miss Melbourne too :crying The cool weather, JBHifi, good gigs, tons of anime at downloading disposal ... sigh.

MechaTC
05-31-2005, 04:23 AM
Melbourne misses Occa T_________T
And the U.S. wants her =O

Norb
05-31-2005, 04:25 AM
And the U.S. wants her =O
We're both missing someone precious now T___T
Malaysia took her back :crying

jkingler
05-31-2005, 04:33 AM
So where is Mel now>? The US? (Hopeful)

Canada?

Venus?

The only location I can attach to you is NF...sometimes :P

Norb
05-31-2005, 04:35 AM
So where is Mel now>? The US? (Hopeful)

Malaysia took her back
=/

jkingler
05-31-2005, 04:46 AM
Ah, didn't catch that the first time :sweatdrop

So far away! *Jkingler tries to reach his arm to Malaysia*

occasionalutopia
05-31-2005, 04:53 AM
Watch that arm - jellyfish, ghosts of plastic bag-choked turtles and leaked sewage beckons in Malaysian waters.

No seriously, damn country sucks. Its Entertainment Ministry banned Megadeth some years back citing "negative Satanic influences". Wahoo.

jkingler
05-31-2005, 04:57 AM
Well, if Malaysia gets on your nerves to bad, I am sure you could always shack up with KiNK. Just be sure to take lots of pics if that should come to pass :nosebleed

What time is it over there, now?

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-31-2005, 05:10 AM
Well, if Malaysia gets on your nerves to bad, I am sure you could always shack up with KiNK. Just be sure to take lots of pics if that should come to pass :nosebleed

What time is it over there, now?

That is approxmately the best idea ever.

And uke and seme share the same time... minus an AM or PM in places. It's just after 4 both here and there.

jkingler
05-31-2005, 05:13 AM
Damn, I hate timezones!!! :(

Separated by both time and space are Mel, myself, and most of my NF amigos (KiNK of course included :glomp)

I am going to bed. Much driving to do in appx. 5 hours :omg

G'nite all :love

EDIT: Be sure to take al of those pictures! XD

metronomy
05-31-2005, 05:15 AM
Hi Joe. Erm night Joe..........

MechaTC
05-31-2005, 05:16 AM
That is approxmately the best idea ever.

And uke and seme share the same time... minus an AM or PM in places. It's just after 4 both here and there.
Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yelling

*pulls out dani's spine* :cool
and it's over........:laugh

jkingler
05-31-2005, 05:18 AM
^Nooooo! :glomp (Jkingler jumps to protect Mel before Mecha notices. It is actually his spine. Jkingler becomes the first mel-martyr)

'Nite, all!

MechaTC
05-31-2005, 05:22 AM
^Nooooo! :glomp (Jkingler jumps to protect Mel before Mecha notices. It is actually his spine. Jkingler becomes the first mel-martyr)

'Nite, all!
wut? :huh

You just sacrificed your spine to save...dani? :confused

Oh well, I'll do it the old fashioned way.
*kicks dani off mel's leg and starts smexing msian goddess*

occasionalutopia
05-31-2005, 05:23 AM
*Extra e-bukkake goodness for Joe for becoming first Mel martyr =O* Night XD
http://img159.echo.cx/img159/9170/slap1ui.gif Manwhore and :love 's the uke http://img159.echo.cx/img159/7017/boogie7ep.gif occa x KnK shacking up = WIN.


*note, things surrounded by or in the color dark orange have been reversed...XD

Allow me to repair that.

Kunoichi no Kiri
05-31-2005, 05:26 AM
Despite being nearly ex-verterbrated (Thank you JinK) I still get the smex.

Remember kids, crime doesn't pay.

Norb
05-31-2005, 05:29 AM
*cuddles mel and dani*

MechaTC
05-31-2005, 05:30 AM
Despite being nearly ex-verterbrated (Thank you JinK) I still get the smex.

Remember kids, crime doesn't pay.
it pays if you get away with it :ninja

*casts lvl 999999999999 pool filter replacement on jkingler*
*jkingler is now revived*
Pool boy strikes again :yelling
*flies away on magical pool skimmer*

Tehol Beddict
05-31-2005, 10:44 AM
I would like to join... I don't really know occa, but she seems awesome and some of her posts do make me chuckle, lol. A lot of people who's opinions I respect seem to love her as well, so I want to see what's going on :amuse

jkingler
05-31-2005, 01:20 PM
^^So I am the poolboy now? I thought that was AFI...:huh

I would be more than happy to be a sexy plumber :laugh

JinK/Plumber: Hello, ladies. I am here to lay some pipe :jk

:rofl

EDIT: ^You do well to come here. But sorry, no pipe for you! XD

MechaTC
05-31-2005, 03:29 PM
^^So I am the poolboy now? I thought that was AFI...:huh

I would be more than happy to be a sexy plumber :laugh

JinK/Plumber: Hello, ladies. I am here to lay some pipe

:rofl

EDIT: ^You do well to come here. But sorry, no pipe for you! XD
MechaTC = Pool Boy/Manwhore/Manslut
Toilet = Toilet/BH
Jkingler = ...I don't know :blink

BAKABAKABAKA
BAKABAKABAKA!! >(

Naruyamcha
05-31-2005, 03:30 PM
What does that make me then???

Tehol Beddict
05-31-2005, 03:30 PM
so I was told...I almost asked why no pipe...thought it was corncob pipe or sth XD somehow managed to completely miss the reference to what you said less than half an inch above it :oh so in that case, thank god >_<

that was to jkingler. apparently there was a posting spree in the previously sleeping thread as soon as I got the chance to reply, lol

tmmyc
05-31-2005, 11:57 PM
I never knew what "yaoi" meant. After reading a couple of occa's posts, I now know. You've corrupted me, Mel!

Tehol Beddict
06-01-2005, 07:14 AM
...aww...*runs from yaoi*

it seems that everywhere I turn I am beset about on all sides by this stuff...I don't have a particular problem with it...I don't look at it, but I don't really care, I just wonder where this massive fascination with yaoi comes from. I would have never thought it was so loved had it not been for the forums.

occasionalutopia
06-01-2005, 07:22 AM
Yaoi is good. Embrace the yaoi. Yaoi permeates the air. Yaoi is in all of us.

Welcome ITO (tmmyc, I can direct you to some really good yaoi fics on ffnet :smile-big) ^____^

Norb
06-01-2005, 08:08 AM
Yaoi is good. Embrace the yaoi. Yaoi permeates the air. Yaoi is in all of us.

:nod:
I luff yaoi as long as it doesn't get to graphical XD

MechaTC
06-01-2005, 01:23 PM
what the eff is with the large and purple bakabakabaka etc...?

tmmyc
06-01-2005, 03:09 PM
tmmyc, I can direct you to some really good yaoi fics on ffnet )
Remember that scream that Sasuke let out after Itachi Mangekyou'd his brain? Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. Evil yaoi, guh....

Akamaru Mask
06-01-2005, 03:12 PM
Occa is back? yay! Ask Hyuuga Tanoshi if you wanna see my latest yaoi pic,

SasukeXNeji :amuse

jkingler
06-01-2005, 05:45 PM
Mecha: I wanna be the plumber! :crying

My pr0n name is Kell Wheatstone--so whatever profession Occa decides that sounds like (besides porn star--duh) is what I will be. Sound fair? :)

@Joke misser/Itachi: Laying the pipe is like doing the horizontal hula, if you catch my drift :jk

Jordy
06-01-2005, 05:50 PM
what the hell, what the hell? Im not even in Mel's FC :| Gotta join this one.

Zerolok
06-01-2005, 05:51 PM
Hmmm. . . Hey occa. How you've been lately? Just flying by to say hello.

Naruyamcha
06-01-2005, 05:58 PM
Occa's back??

I wanna ask her this:
How was your trip, Mel-chan???

and thank God you're back, Dani-chan's been crying foul since you left

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-01-2005, 06:04 PM
what the eff is with the large and purple bakabakabaka etc...?
If fits you, no?

what the hell, what the hell? Im not even in Mel's FC :| Gotta join this one.

You don't deserve to be. Get out. *beats Jordy with the uke stick*

Occa's back??
She's been back. *Beats Naru with the uke stick*

Naruyamcha
06-01-2005, 06:09 PM
She's been back. *Beats Naru with the uke stick*

Oww, owww, owww.

I hope you ain't upset cause the Heat lost last night.
Oww, oww, ....**gets spanked** ooooooooh!!!!! :P

Jordy
06-01-2005, 06:27 PM
You don't deserve to be. Get out. *beats Jordy with the uke stick*

aaaaaaah *runs* don't hit me dani, don't hit me :blink

*runs of to shannaro forum to poke dani in staff lounge*





ps;

do look at the forum dani :P

jkingler
06-01-2005, 06:28 PM
Heat lost? Hell yeah! Damn Shaq, the damn defector.

First he was on the Magic, who I loved even though they weren't my Lakers. He left and they fell apart.

Then he was on my Lakers! Glory, glory hallelujah! They won championships. Hooray. They didn't win one season, and Kobe is a rapist now. So he leaves and the Lakers are falling apart!

Damn Shaq! Damn him to hell! :crying

Unless Mel likes Shaq. Then I will only damn him to have STDs. No hell necessary :P

MechaTC
06-01-2005, 06:41 PM
If fits you, no?

no :oh

Procyon
06-01-2005, 06:45 PM
Occa! :glomp

Toiletnojutsu
06-01-2005, 06:46 PM
no?

MechaTC
06-01-2005, 06:49 PM
no?
NO!! :yelling

Edit: get yourself an avatar !!!! http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9429/buttpirate1qd.jpg

Toiletnojutsu
06-01-2005, 06:51 PM
:nuts

jkingler
06-01-2005, 06:54 PM
Great avy...:laugh

Spectrum
06-02-2005, 02:35 AM
Haven't joined this simply because I hadn't joined any of the other member fanclubs, but since that's changed now, I absolutely have to join the FC for my beloved twin/wife/other self. :glomp Lurve t3h 0cc4.

(tmmyc, I can direct you to some really good yaoi fics on ffnet :smile-big)Direct me to them? Please? XD In return, I can direct you to my current fave:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2401092/1/

Technically it's not even shounen-ai yet ( :evil ), but it's oh-so-good. I'm kind of in love with it at the moment.

But anyway, back to Mel-loff. <3

jkingler
06-02-2005, 03:44 AM
Much me-loff from me. But where is she? She never decided upon my official vocation :(

O well, better luck tomorrow, then!

P.S. Some yaoi-ish fan art to get Mel's attention

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15974070/

Tehol Beddict
06-04-2005, 09:06 AM
Yaoi is good. Embrace the yaoi. Yaoi permeates the air. Yaoi is in all of us.

Welcome ITO (tmmyc, I can direct you to some really good yaoi fics on ffnet :smile-big) ^____^

I think I will stay away from discussing the subject with you. I sense conversion skills that may be a match for my innate resistance and that is a conflict I have no desire to lose :/ :amuse Thanks for the welcome and ItO's fine, but Mike's m' name if you'd rather.

Horizontal hula is wonderful vernacular and one I am, regardless of the apparent density it took for me to miss the last one, fully capable of comprehending :P

On a side-not, I also loved shaq with the magic...him and penny hardaway. Good stuff. Hate the lakers though, sry :amuse I hate the nba anymore, really. college is the only way for me, basketball and football wise. The only thing that I ever watch an nba game for anymore is iverson. a tiny package of condensed heart-on-a-stick right there, lol/

Procyon
06-05-2005, 08:49 PM
Oooooooooooca!

Neytiri
06-12-2005, 02:55 AM
Harr. Surfing on dev art is always fun. Stumbled upon Kashi/Sasu while looking for gaara art o_O

Anyhow, thought I might share with you :P

http://img196.echo.cx/img196/9843/kashisasu5ef.jpg

Enjoy ;D

Procyon
06-13-2005, 10:09 AM
Occa! I haven't seen you in so long! Where are you? -_-

occasionalutopia
06-13-2005, 02:11 PM
Occa! I haven't seen you in so long! Where are you? -_-Offline-occupied and most of my onlineness of late has been taken up by Shannaro!, which should hopefully change soon. Thanks for being so persistent and stopping by to gimme a nudge regularly :glomp (I don't think I posted in your tournament match-up, but I voted for you btw XD)

On to some rather old stuff:
My pr0n name is Kell Wheatstone--so whatever profession Occa decides that sounds like (besides porn star--duh) is what I will be. Sound fair?Wheatstone, y'say? Then I bestow upon thee the official title of Bakerboy, because we all know you love kneading buns - and some days, inserting sausages in said buns :omg (Oh god, I did not just write that =___=).


Unless Mel likes Shaq. Then I will only damn him to have STDs.I've not felt strongly about basketball in 10 years. So ... yeah. I almost can't believe one of the very last of the "old school" is retiring (love ya, Reggie Miller).

Hmmm. . . Hey occa. How you've been lately?This was so long ago, but I can never leave a question unanswered XD Applied to now, I've been - preoccupied. Return to native country not as relaxing as I thought it would be - but it's probably self-inflicted, I guess I just don't know how relax. I miss your quirky vector sigs, are there not going to be any more? =(

I wanna ask her this:
How was your trip, Mel-chan???

and thank God you're back, Dani-chan's been crying foul since you leftAgain, so long ago - but - it wasn't so much a trip, but a return. It was stressful, but hey, I'm here and kicking =O As for your "profession" - I don't quite know XD Any ideas?

And thanks for the yaoi fanart, Joe and Scen *insert dancing DA emoticon here which am too lazy to hotlink*

occasionalutopia
06-13-2005, 02:15 PM
Direct me to them? Please? XDThis warrants a post by itself, otherwise my earlier post would be too friggin' long XD That, and my loff for Jules is like a bottomless pit of ... special Orochimaru hair condi ... er, nevermind.

Yaoi fics - first off, there's Sintari (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/607249/) (much love and credit to Mizura-chan for recommending her fics). The awesome yaoi fic would be Protect Me from What I Want (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2159635/1/) (ItaSasu though, which I'm definitely not a fan of, but I made an "exception" for her because Sintari is just an amazing, amazing writer). But it's not so much the yaoi, I strongly recommend reading her NejiHina fics actually - they're very beautifully rendered.

The Things Unsaid (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1706672/1/) (OroJirai), by Sunfreak (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/228641/). Again I recommend reading beyond my fic recommendation, she's a very stylish writer.

You're Not Right (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1977698/1/) (Yondaime x Kakashi, written pre-gaiden), by gelfling (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/85215/). I cannot emphasise how much I'm in love with the edgy and almost stream-of-consciousness approach in this fic.

When the Cat's Away (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1737707/1/), by . Hot, but not just hot. I really like the believable characterisation, which is a great welcome from all the OMGSasukeImSuddenlySoHornyIWanttoBangYouOhYesNarut oLet'sFuck nonsense yaoi fics.

Lastly, for those who totally loff the smut - [url=http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=26980]Spiral Falling (]Vee-sempai[/url) by BeccaAmon. Best indulgently hot SasuNaru ever XD

A couple for the non-yaoi fic appreciators: Fingerprints on Glass (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2167223/1/) (Kabuto-centric), by Luc Court (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/300408/). There's a distinct poetry to her words - "Both of the jounin's hands rest atop it, docile beasts of murder sleeping at his sides." Wow, just wow. It's not often I find a worthwhile Kabuto fic, so I'm all the more appreciative of the author's decision to centre a fic on said character.

Another Wolf (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1694002/1/) (Kakashi Sakura), by coetzee b (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/367219/). The fic that cemented my love for this pairing ^____^

I think I will stay away from discussing the subject with you. I sense conversion skills that may be a match for my innate resistance and that is a conflict I have no desire to lose*points to links above* >) And Mike will do nicely.

And everyone, feel free to just call me Mel (or if you're used to occa, that will do wonderfully too).

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-13-2005, 02:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Emoticons/dance.gif

jkingler
06-13-2005, 02:16 PM
Ooh, I get to ask Occa self-serving questions again!

Wheatstone, y'say? Then I bestow upon thee the official title of Bakerboy, because we all know you love kneading buns - and some days, inserting sausages in said buns (Oh god, I did not just write that =___=).
I have never seen a Bakerboy in a pr0n0. Do they exist? Do you just watch better pr0n than me? Do you like baked goods? :jk :rofl

Also, I recently decided that since I modify images so regularly I might as well call it art. Since Warhol people have gotten away with worse. Anyways, would you be interested in seeing some of it? If so, check out the artists' gallery and my thread there (but not just mine-Destiny's and Clockwork's also come highly recommended by me :amazed).

occasionalutopia
06-13-2005, 02:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/spriteninja/Emoticons/dance.gif <-- why Dani superroxxorz.

I have never seen a Bakerboy in a pr0n0. Do they exist? Do you just watch better pr0n than me? Do you like baked goods?I have no frigging idea actually XD I've not watched much porno and the times I have I can honestly say it's definitely out of curiosity than wanting to get off XD (Watching not-so-attractive-to-me Japanese girl look like she was tortured rather than pleasured by vibrator ... ooo-er :S)

I don't like bread all that much, but I do like my pastries =O So yes, I like baked goods XD I'll check out your thread (and hopefully clockwork's, if I don't forget) in the Gallery soon - and I've seen Destiny's amazing art (even repped him for it I believe).

jkingler
06-13-2005, 02:39 PM
About my art:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=39105
More to come very soon. I am going to go scan things at my school today, if I actually leave the house (Summer vacations are sweet, even when you are 21 XD).

Well, even if you have seen Destiny's stuff before, he is always posting new stuff. What is the latest thing you've seen by him?

He has an awesome Gaara, and a few PoT iPod themed pieces that rock my casbah like it's 1999 and the end of the world as I know it! And those are only from this week![/end fanboy rant]

Here are links to those since I know you are busy:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1320659&postcount=263
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1326083&postcount=278
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1349588&postcount=316
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1350688&postcount=321
Bonus: Sakura
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1334851&postcount=296
Another farily new thing:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1330189&postcount=283

And here is a link to an artist Destiny drools at. You must see this stuff!:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=1349690&postcount=318

So, what do you think?

Hmm, maybe I should have provided links to my stuff and their stuff on different days, so there is less comparing great art to my art :sweatdrop :laugh

P.S. If you ever wanna see Clocky's art, just click the banner with the sweet dinosaurs and fender strats and stars and stuff. You can't miss it! :-P

metronomy
06-13-2005, 02:45 PM
I got chased by a cow today.

Procyon
06-13-2005, 02:57 PM
Offline-occupied and most of my onlineness of late has been taken up by Shannaro!, which should hopefully change soon. Thanks for being so persistent and stopping by to gimme a nudge regularly :glomp (I don't think I posted in your tournament match-up, but I voted for you btw XD)

Aww...Thanks so much Occa! :glomp
I'm sorry about your offlineness. But when you're on more regularly, we'll all throw you a party or something. :P Good luck on your business. You're doing good work ya'know. *Nods* Glompage from Giro.

Reznor
06-13-2005, 05:31 PM
*Spams fanclub* :shifty

occasionalutopia
06-13-2005, 06:16 PM
So, what do you think?I've visited all the threads! Left remarks, even! =O

I got chased by a cow today.More importantly, how did being chased by the cow make you feel?

*:glomps Giro and beats rez half-to-death (not completely to death because we still need you for mod-related matters) with seme stick*

jkingler
06-13-2005, 06:19 PM
How many sticks do you mods have? :oh

Do you share a few, like those rare conches from Lord of the Flies, or are they standard issue?

EDIT: More importantly: do you have replacements for after :glomp'ing Rez's :moon?????

occasionalutopia
06-13-2005, 07:05 PM
I think the seme and uke stick are pretty much it, umm. Best not abuse the crap out of each other, umm. (In Shannaro! 263: Trans Extra on Deidara's speech style :whoo)

We don't need replacements for the beating sticks. Even after rez. They're sturdier than Sunrider and Shika-sama's schlongs combined! :omg

^ Annnnd ... cue to go to bed =____=;; Ta guys XD

mow
06-13-2005, 07:10 PM
night mel :glomp ^.^

Zerolok
06-13-2005, 07:13 PM
Hello, long time no see :)

metronomy
06-13-2005, 07:18 PM
More importantly, how did being chased by the cow make you feel?

Well, basically the cow stared at me, i stared back and went moo, and it started to walk towards me, so i thought i'd make a dash for it, being raped by a cow was not high on my to do list today.

Nitey nite mel.

occasionalutopia
06-13-2005, 07:18 PM
*pops back in for really the last post for the night/morning*

A hi for Zero (because I've not caught you lately ^___^), and now I'm really off. (It's nice to see something in your sig again, even if it's nonsensically irreverent XD)

But, p.s.
night mel :glomp ^.^See moe? moe is one of the awesomest people to ever walk e-verse. Respekt moe or just die. (Thank you so much for trying at New Orleans again moe :crying)

Naruyamcha
06-13-2005, 07:19 PM
Hi, Mel-chan :glomp
Later, Mel-chan :glomp

**FYI, I organized the World Tournament, but still, Giro deserves some sort of credit**

mow
06-13-2005, 07:21 PM
*pops back in for really the last post for the night/morning*

A hi for Zero (because I've not caught you lately ^___^), and now I'm really off. (It's nice to see something in your sig again, even if it's nonsensically irreverent XD)

But, p.s.
See moe? moe is one of the awesomest people to ever walk e-verse. Respekt moe or just die. (Thank you so much for trying at New Orleans again moe :crying)

Im still trying to figure out a way to go >_< , why doesnt he just gig in Baton Rogue? That loveable bastard :crying

nighty dear:glomp

metronomy
06-13-2005, 07:21 PM
**FYI, I organized the World Tournament, but still, Giro deserves some sort of credit**
And yet, i don't. :crying

Zerolok
06-13-2005, 07:22 PM
Yes, someone donated their sig to me, since I couldn't think of anything after that flying bird gif i made... Anyway, good night, good dreams, don't forget to brush and floss thoroughly, and remember to wash behind the ears.... Yeah, good night :)

Naruyamcha
06-13-2005, 07:23 PM
And yet, i don't. :crying

Don't worry, there will be another World Tournament coming up in September, before school semester begins.
Hope to see ya tomorrow, Mel-chan. Sweet dreams :glomp

Reznor
06-13-2005, 07:25 PM
*:glomps Giro and beats rez half-to-death (not completely to death because we still need you for mod-related matters) with seme stick*>.< D'oh! The seme stick!

*unspams occa's fc*

metronomy
06-13-2005, 07:27 PM
Don't worry, there will be another World Tournament coming up in September, before school semester begins.
Bah, don't enter me for that >.<. I don't really care, i have not even voted for anyone in this one yet.
Anyway, i'm going to go bed. Nighty nite.

Naruyamcha
06-13-2005, 07:29 PM
Nighty night, FAM.
**still can't believe I missed Mel-chan in a matter of minutes**

I wanted to tell her of my weekend stay in the Netherlands, and to listen her vacation stories as well

Reznor
06-13-2005, 08:09 PM
Question about the seme stick:

Is it a stick with which a seme is beaten, one which turns the beatee into a seme or pne which is weilded by a seme?

Naruyamcha
06-14-2005, 08:42 PM
BUMP Mel-chan's FC, because we all love her

:whoo :whoo :whoo :whoo

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-14-2005, 08:45 PM
Question about the seme stick:

Is it a stick with which a seme is beaten, one which turns the beatee into a seme or pne which is weilded by a seme?

Like an uke stick, the seme stick is weilded by the seme.

While the uke stick is generally only used in the defense of the seme, the seme stick can and is applied at will.

Reznor
06-14-2005, 08:57 PM
Like an uke stick, the seme stick is weilded by the seme.

While the uke stick is generally only used in the defense of the seme, the seme stick can and is applied at will.
So can I get a Uke Stick!!!1! :spaz
I haven't laughed at my post in a while XD

Mecha-Kisame
06-14-2005, 09:39 PM
So can I get a Uke Stick!!!1! :spaz
I haven't laughed at my post in a while XD
That means I can hit you anytime I want, though.

:spank

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 09:45 PM
I think the seme and uke stick are pretty much it, umm. Best not abuse the crap out of each other, umm. (In Shannaro! 263: Trans Extra on Deidara's speech style :whoo)

We don't need replacements for the beating sticks. Even after rez. They're sturdier than Sunrider and Shika-sama's schlongs combined! :omg

^ Annnnd ... cue to go to bed =____=;; Ta guys XD
I don't know if you'd call it a stick, but the Pool Boy Skimmer came before the uke and seme sticks.

Nappy time >.>

Naruyamcha
06-14-2005, 10:10 PM
What about Gardener Boy's (reznor's) scissors???

Last of the Uchihas
06-14-2005, 10:12 PM
I want in.

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-14-2005, 10:16 PM
What about Gardener Boy's (reznor's) scissors???


Nothing compares in power to the twin sticks.

Which where the original implements, by the way.

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 10:21 PM
Nothing compares in power to the twin sticks.

Which where the original implements, by the way.
SKIMMER DAMMIT!!!

*skims dani*

Edit: It pre-dates all use of "uke sticks" and "seme sticks" by at least two months.

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-14-2005, 10:30 PM
Not that I recall.

At any rate, a skimmer is too weak an object to give birth to the maleficent uke stick shin-zanpakutou and the divine seme stick shin-zantetsuken.

*is insane*

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 10:33 PM
Not that I recall.

At any rate, a skimmer is too weak an object to give birth to the maleficent uke stick shin-zanpakutou and the divine seme stick shin-zantetsuken.

*is insane*
You wouldn't recall :crying
*runs out of the room crying*

Naruyamcha
06-14-2005, 10:35 PM
Uh oh.
Tell me I didn't start the seme/uke/pool/gardener wars with weapons.

Then I choose, camouflage clothing, since Celly-sama nominated me as the spy-tard

Procyon
06-14-2005, 10:39 PM
Occa...:glomp
You have Occas!
:occa :occa :occa

jkingler
06-14-2005, 10:53 PM
Sticks in general do in fact predate pool skimmers. Trees have lost tree branches (sticks) for thousands, if not millions, of years.

Monkeys and apes, our alleged ancestors, have used sticks as tools to catch and eat ants since before the dawn of man, if you believe in evolution. They also hit things with such implements in order to assert dominance and establish hieratical relationships with each other (cited from 2001, A Space Oddysey).

Even if you are a creationist, and you believe that monkey and man were born in the same instant, you must admit that prehistoric man was around before the time of swimming pools. Our ancient forebears used sticks (clubs) to beat their significant others into submission and subsequently have coitus (read: buttsecks) with them.

Thus, the seme stick has been around since long before the pool skimmer. The uke stick I am not so sure about :sweatdrop

Regardless, you lose to Dani, Mechs. You lose bad :P

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 11:00 PM
Sticks in general do in fact predate pool skimmers. Trees have lost tree branches (sticks) for thousands, if not millions, of years.

Monkeys and apes, our alleged ancestors, have used sticks as tools to catch and eat ants since before the dawn of man, if you believe in evolution. They also hit things with such implements in order to assert dominance and establish hieratical relationships with each other (cited from 2001, A Space Oddysey).

Even if you are a creationist, and you believe that monkey and man were born in the same instant, you must admit that prehistoric man was around before the time of swimming pools. Our ancient forebears used sticks (clubs) to beat their significant others into submission and subsequently have coitus (read: buttsecks) with them.

Thus, the seme stick has been around since long before the pool skimmer. The uke stick I am not so sure about :sweatdrop

Regardless, you lose to Dani, Mechs. You lose bad :P
No I don't *skims* >D

THE uke and seme sticks (the ones used here) didn't exist till a few weeks ago.

*skims kingler again*

mow
06-14-2005, 11:02 PM
hmph, my music-pimpin'-to occa-stick owns the skimmer :noworry

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 11:03 PM
hmph, my music pimpin' stick owns the skimmer :noworry
this skimmer revived you after you were killed moe :amazed

how can you say that about your savior :crying

jkingler
06-14-2005, 11:03 PM
Well, if we are talking about THOSE sticks, then I beat you all.

People have been baking since paleolithic times, and they have always used either sticks or narrow stone tools to roll and knead grain. Thus, the predecessor to the rolling pin was born.

Since I am Occa's newly appointed baker, my tool of choice predates yours. If we are talking about carbon-dating e-tools, I suppose you beat me there. In any event, my "tool" surely does pre-date yours, since I am 21 and you are not :P

EDIT: *jkingler rolls your skimmer flat, gakki!*

mow
06-14-2005, 11:03 PM
this skimmer revived you after you were killed moe :amazed

how can you say that about your savior :crying

..I totally forgot about that incident! >_<

gomen!!!

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 11:04 PM
Well, if we are talking about THOSE sticks, then I beat you all.

People have been baking since paleolithic times, and they have always used either sticks or narrow stone tools to roll and knead grain. Thus, the predecessor to the rolling pin was born.

Since I am Occa's newly appointed baker, my tool of choice predates yours. If we are talking about carbon-dating e-tools, I suppose you beat me there. In any event, my "tool" surely does pre-date yours, since I am 21 and you are not :P
I'm 48 dammit >(

can't stop laughing XD

mow
06-14-2005, 11:05 PM
Since I am 21 and you are not :P



silence viagra poppin' old man =]

jkingler
06-14-2005, 11:05 PM
See my edit. Your skimmer is flat. And you are not 48. Why would someone lie about their age like that unless they were staking out little children? :omg

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 11:06 PM
This conversation has been the highlight of my week XD

Thanks for cheering me up kingler :laugh

*still can't stop laughing*

jkingler
06-14-2005, 11:10 PM
I am glad you know when you have met your match. But I think forks beats us all with his implement. He is the oldest male in this whole thread, I think.

He may not be your father, but he is old enough to have impregnated your mother, and I think he just might try when he gets out of prison. Jail makes 'em horny, ya know.

MechaTC
06-14-2005, 11:11 PM
I am glad you know when you have met your match. But I think forks beats us all with his implement. He is the oldest male in this whole thread, I think.

He may not be your father, but he is old enough to have impregnated your mother, and I think he just might try when he gets out of prison. Jail makes 'em horny, ya know.
OMG LOL

I'm quoting that XD

Reznor
06-14-2005, 11:14 PM
*Stuff about stick, scissors and skimmer
Maybe it is a rock, paper scissors relation?

And which do I get!! :spaz

jkingler
06-14-2005, 11:15 PM
Rolling pins beat paper (already flat), scissors (can be flattened), and rocks, which suck when baking. You all lose all over again. A pity, too.

EDIT: Oh. My. GODDD!!!! I just saw the Fat Asian Kid in the first post XDDD

I realize I am laughing at a horribly old joke, but I was laughing so hard I cried at the Fat Legolas (T_T x XD = me scrolling through the link)

I repped Askani, even if I have never seen him/her around. That link SCREAMS "rep me or you suck," and I didn't want to suck, even if I do sometimes :-P

Norb
06-15-2005, 05:25 AM
*comes out of nowhere*
*scribbles Norb X Occa*
*runs away before the Uke comes*

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-15-2005, 05:30 AM
Two things need clarification, I think.

1. The uke stick is timeless and omnipotent. Skimmers, forks, music sticks, whatever, all crumple and die beneath it's might. It's powered my my love for my alluring, angelic seme, which is limitless.

2. Norb's funeral will be on Friday at 2PM, at the First Church of the Utopia.

Norb
06-15-2005, 05:35 AM
nuuuu
I dun wanna die :crying
Is there any way to postpone my funeral by a century or so? =/

btw your avys are uber cute :amuse renji x byakuya

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-15-2005, 05:43 AM
Haha, I was just joshing. I only truly weild the uke stick when she's trying to finish up work at Shannaro and everyone's bothering her, or when I'm just randomly feeling insecure and take it out by roasting her friends aimlessly.

*feels insecure*

:devil-mad

Yeah, avvys v. v. cute, were Semegirl's idea and fanart.

Okay, I sleep now. Is almost 5, I told myself I'd sleep at 1. =__=

Norb
06-15-2005, 05:49 AM
Haha, I was just joshing. I only truly weild the uke stick when she's trying to finish up work at Shannaro and everyone's bothering her, or when I'm just randomly feeling insecure and take it out by roasting her friends aimlessly.
But the uke stick is mighty and scary :omg

*feels insecure*

:devil-mad
nuuuu..... fine ... you can use the uke stick on me... until you feel secure T__T



Yeah, avvys v. v. cute, were Semegirl's idea and fanart.

Okay, I sleep now. Is almost 5, I told myself I'd sleep at 1. =__=
:occa :knk
Nites ...or rather good morning >_>

Procyon
06-15-2005, 10:55 AM
:occa has antennaes. Do you have them too? Antennaes are kawaii. XD

ninamori
06-15-2005, 11:53 AM
Okay, I sleep now. Is almost 5, I told myself I'd sleep at 1. =__=
Sleep at one = no crazy MSN chat!!!!! :omg

But you weren't talking in it, sooooo <.< >.>

Norb
06-15-2005, 12:44 PM
O.o :knk :occa

Reznor
06-15-2005, 03:38 PM
So.... I want a uke stick or a pool skimmer or a something :(

jkingler
06-15-2005, 04:25 PM
You get none of those things.

*jkingler uses his rolling pin to quash your dreams*

Reznor
06-15-2005, 04:36 PM
You get none of those things.
*jkingler uses his rolling pin to quash your dreams*
^This post makes me sad :(
I'm getting tired of ended
posts with the sad face XD

jkingler
06-15-2005, 04:38 PM
Sad faces make me cry :scry

So I must smack you, in addition to squelching your ambitions. :modsmack

Reznor
06-15-2005, 05:46 PM
Sad faces make me cry :scry

So I must smack you, in addition to squelching your ambitions. :modsmack
You are abusing that modsmack!

:spaz

jkingler
06-15-2005, 06:17 PM
Fine. If you don't like the modsmack, here is a f'dunk: :smack

Naruyamcha
06-16-2005, 11:28 PM
Edo Tensei

Here, revive!!!!

:smack :sgan :spaz

Zerolok
06-16-2005, 11:29 PM
EDIT: Answered with my own post :sweatdrop

Reznor
06-16-2005, 11:34 PM
EDIT: Answered with my own post :sweatdrop
EDIT: Silly Zero! XD

jkingler
06-17-2005, 07:03 AM
EDIT: I like Genma :nosebleed

occasionalutopia
06-17-2005, 07:36 AM
... a whole lot. A whole lot more :spaz

Off to brother's bday dinner, just stopped by to say hi :knk

jkingler
06-17-2005, 07:38 AM
I have something for you. I will PM it your way, I guess, if you are leaving :P

mow
06-17-2005, 02:34 PM
Have fun occa ^.^ :glomp

Naruyamcha
06-18-2005, 06:56 PM
Edo, wareo.
I hope people come back here, otherwise, my bumps would've been for nothing

Reznor
06-18-2005, 07:00 PM
Edo, wareo.
I hope people come back here, otherwise, my bumps would've been for nothing
*Bumps Naru*

Naruyamcha
06-18-2005, 07:26 PM
*Bumps Naru*

*Doesn't seem to bump rez, due to his judge-like powers*

And I thank all Dutch people in behalf of Chile, since it's Youth Soccer team helped us advance to the Rd. of 16
Then again, we play you next!!!! We're screwed

jkingler
06-18-2005, 07:30 PM
At least you aren't playing a team of Hasselhoffs. You would stand no chance against his manly vigor and chest-fro. O_o

Neytiri
06-18-2005, 07:34 PM
OMFG.. The sigs XDDDDDDDDDD

Awesome :knk

jkingler
06-18-2005, 07:38 PM
All in a day's work *jkingler wipes his glistening brow in slow motion. sweat sparkles as it flies past his soulful and lusty Hasselhoffian eyes.*

MechaTC
06-29-2005, 01:35 AM
bumping mel's fanclub.

*gropes mel*

TenshiOni
06-29-2005, 01:39 AM
<3 Mel :glomp

jkingler
06-29-2005, 01:43 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Occas! Occa in a half-shell--bot-bot power! :wink

Reznor
06-29-2005, 01:44 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Occas! Occa in a half-shell--bot-bot power! :wink
XD

Utz
06-29-2005, 01:45 AM
:glomp Mel...loff her soo much!!! MY GODDESS!!!!

occasionalutopia
06-29-2005, 02:02 PM
*molests Utz and passes yaoi and yuri cookies to everyone*

If you love me, vote KnK@Dani@my most beloved uke *points to sig* (sorry Joe :P).

We should do this all heated American election-like :strip

mow
06-29-2005, 02:13 PM
Mel mel mel mel mel :glomp

jkingler
06-29-2005, 02:20 PM
Aww, Moe :-/ Your vote I understand, but your sig is just cruel :crying

occasionalutopia
06-29-2005, 02:34 PM
moe is one of the best blokes around and acknowledges the inherent awesomeness of Dani. 'Tis all http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/nospeechjustwords/Avs/aniDani.gif

jkingler
06-29-2005, 02:36 PM
Moe does rule. I embrace the beatings, because I love him anyways :crying

mow
06-29-2005, 02:39 PM
Joe I love you (in a non-yaoi way :ninja) but Dani...Dani is just <3

jkingler
06-29-2005, 02:42 PM
Non-yaoi? :omg

The beatings just keep coming :P

occasionalutopia
06-29-2005, 03:07 PM
*expects sexual tension to explode and waits for yaoi smex of some form* :occa

Akamaru Mask
06-29-2005, 03:08 PM
I'll vote for Joe!!!!

I love to go against the power... plus!

david hasslehoff <3

jkingler
06-29-2005, 03:10 PM
http://savvia.lardpirates.com/yaoi.jpeg
Moe is the seme, because he hits me when I try to trade :rofl

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-29-2005, 03:29 PM
Loff for seme x 6 billion.

Loff for Moe x random superlarge number.

Pity loff for JinK. ^___^

Procyon
06-29-2005, 03:33 PM
Occa! *Meger Glomps* :glomp

How ya doin?

Gotta go to the doctor now, see ya in a little bit!

jkingler
06-29-2005, 03:37 PM
Pity loff for JinK. ^___^
Pity love? :sad...

Eh, I'll take what I can get! :noworry

occasionalutopia
06-29-2005, 07:16 PM
Occa! *Meger Glomps* :glomp

How ya doin?

Gotta go to the doctor now, see ya in a little bit!
:glomp Matt XD Doctor? Are you unwell? I hope it's just a routine check-up ^___^

:occa *reaffirms already-obvious love for Dani* :occa

I hope you're not taking this tourney thing too seriously Joe, we just thought it'd be fun to ham it up like it was an important election XD XD After all, Mario (naru-chacha) put so much work into it, might as well rev it up towards the end :strip

MechaTC
06-29-2005, 07:30 PM
*loves himself xinfinity*

:D that's right. you heard me

KK
06-29-2005, 07:34 PM
*expects sexual tension to explode and waits for yaoi smex of some form* :occa

*whips moe with endowingly large cockashiplushy* :knk

mow
06-29-2005, 07:36 PM
*whips moe with endowingly large cockashiplushy* :knk

It never ceases to amaze me how you manage to reply to anyone post containing the word yaoi XD

*moe flashes..just for KK*

Naruyamcha
06-29-2005, 08:04 PM
:occa *reaffirms already-obvious love for Dani* :occa

I hope you're not taking this tourney thing too seriously Joe, we just thought it'd be fun to ham it up like it was an important election XD XD After all, Mario (naru-chacha) put so much work into it, might as well rev it up towards the end :strip

Thanks for appreciating my work, Mel-chan. Not to mention you got my vote if there were a tie near the end of the polls.
When are you coming back full-time here, I miss ya :crying

Procyon
06-29-2005, 08:05 PM
:glomp Matt XD Doctor? Are you unwell? I hope it's just a routine check-up ^___^

I'll PM you about it. :wink

Naruyamcha
06-29-2005, 08:35 PM
Giro, I too hope it's only a check-up, and nothing serious.
Good luck, man :thumbs :leepose :bgai

Procyon
06-29-2005, 08:37 PM
Worry not Naru. I half explained things to you in IRC once. :P

Naruyamcha
06-29-2005, 10:18 PM
Speaking of IRC, that waste of life Zerolok banned me for no reason whatsoever
Have someone else to unban me.

jkingler
06-29-2005, 10:34 PM
I hope you're not taking this tourney thing too seriously Joe, we just thought it'd be fun to ham it up like it was an important election XD XD After all, Mario (naru-chacha) put so much work into it, might as well rev it up towards the end

Don't worry about me. I am taking it as serious as a person should take an online contest with no prize--serious enough to be competitive, but not serious enough to cry, however horribly it turns out :laugh

jkingler: You wanna rev? Let's rev!
Occa: Ay! Dame mas gasolina!!! :glomp
*jkingler throws another bun in Occa's oven :rofl*

Utz
06-30-2005, 01:47 AM
VOTE FOR OCCA!! She needs your support! GO OCCA-CHAN!!!!

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=1463633#post1463633

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-30-2005, 01:57 AM
*jkingler throws another bun in Occa's oven :rofl*

:mad

*Throws another load of buckshot in JinK's face*

There goes the respect you earned from posting Allison Hannigan x S.M. Gellar. :notrust

jkingler
06-30-2005, 02:00 AM
There goes the respect you were getting for respecting the Buffy postage.

It was Willow and Tara, silly :P

http://vampire.borderline-angel.com/buffy/Witches/TaraName.jpg

Kunoichi no Kiri
06-30-2005, 02:02 AM
...

Ew. My bad.

Oh well, anything + Hannigan = uberhot. :knk

jkingler
06-30-2005, 02:03 AM
Agreed. Ms. Hannigan has the nerdy-cute allure going for her. I have always had a bit of a thing for nerdy-cute girls :love

MechaTC
06-30-2005, 02:43 AM
Yay mel!! :occa

I definitely have the most fun when I talk to her ^_________^ //<3 for mel

Procyon
06-30-2005, 03:55 PM
Guys, I'm camping for the weekend. See ya Monday. :glomp

mow
06-30-2005, 03:59 PM
Bye Giro, have a grand time mate =D

and occccaaaaaaaa :glomp

occasionalutopia
06-30-2005, 04:01 PM
Have fun Matt! :glomp

Maria lost to Venus.

T________________T

Ah well, I'll be rooting for Venus in the finals :occa

*loves moemoe to death*

Toiletnojutsu
06-30-2005, 04:09 PM
Ello ^__^ I'm back from oslo and the concert. I'm so happy, cause I managed with my uber senses to catch a janic gers plectra :amuse It was so awesome, b33r and sweat everywhere XD

Occa moe ^________^

mow
06-30-2005, 04:12 PM
*loffs occa more* <3

toilet! What's up mate? Glad you had a blast at the concert :smile-big