The Deidara x His Hands Fanclub - Revolutionizing Masturbation!

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

The Deidara x His Hands Fanclub

:drool

We all know that Deidara's hands are very special and that he uses them to make those clay bombs....but come on, what 19 year old guy wouldn't use them for you know, sexual reasons? :hehee I'm sure that even Kishi thought about this. And I mean, look at the cover of this chapter: http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/362/01/

Deidara's hands revolutionize masturbation. :LOS

Banner. Host on your own webspace XD: http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6797/deihands0cc.jpg

Owner: Kyasurin Yakuto

Co-Owner: Sen

Founder: Danny


Members:
1. Danny
2. Nono
3. mao
4. SasuRyu
5. Kaede
6. Yak
7. I'm with Stupid
8. Neon
9. El Jackal
10. Raichu-chan
11. Rhaella
12. Woahtherebuddy
13. Dei.dara.un
14. Nena Trinity
15. Kyasurin Yakuto
16. Byacockö
17. Ishi
18. The_Dei_un
19. Jagon Fox
20. Druckwelle
21. Sen
22. Marluxia
23. Dani
24. aztec92
25. Fujioka
26. DeiDei
27. Hoshigusa
28. Mister B
29. NaruMuffinXD

[Nono]

hey great idea for a fanclub, I must join!!!

[Danny]

welcome Helen making you c-owner XD

[mao]

I seriously don't get those people who never thought of this.

/join

[Danny]

welcome mao once again to my fc's XD

[mao]

Hey, I already promised I will join all the Akatsuki fanclubs.

Hope I haven't missed any...

[SasuRyu]

Now this is just one hell of a fanclub, count me in xD

[Danny]

hehe

welcome :)

[Atreyu]

sry not meaning to flame or anything but ..i would join if it was "her" hand!

just doesnt feel like that person is a "he", really doesnt !

[Danny]

but he is a he :/

he doesnt look very girly compared to sasori he speaks manly and has some manly features :/

[Kaede]

If I must, Danny :laugh

[Danny]

you must eve!

[Yak]

It's already obligatory for me to join your FC's, especially this one! Dude, what would I give for hand-mouths! I could j*ck off all night.. okay, I can anyway but with handmouths it would be more fun XD :P I'm such a perv. ^^;

[Danny]

pervert! XD

welcome

[I'm with Stupid]

...uhn.

*joins*

[Danny]

your a perv Iws :D

[I'm with Stupid]

and your point is? :laugh

[Danny]

so Am I!!!

[Neon]

This must be the most genius idea for a fc ever

Must join :amuse

[Danny]

damn right it is

[Neon]

Is it a bad sign that this fc has made me suddenly want a mouth on my hand :blink

[Danny]

nah i want handblowjobs

[I'm with Stupid]

Is it a bad sign that this fc has made me suddenly want a mouth on my hand :blink
naw, it's actually the exact opposite...uhn!

[Danny]

long live the self blowjobs

[Jackal Iscariot]

i dont even wanna think what he does with his hands >.<

*joins anyway*

I can do wonders with my hands so....we understand eachother in one way <.<

[Danny]

pervert :o :o :o

[Elsundownbastard]

Oral hands?

*adds triple meaning and runs away*

[Danny]

bumpage for any new members..

[Astaroth]

I see you're not the only one who wishes he had hands like that. I'd never leave the house.

[Danny]

I want Deidara to use them on me :wtf

[Raichu-chan]

Can I joooiiinnnn???

[AkatsukiChick77]

Okay, whoever thought of this fc is 1. a perv and 2. not very bright. I've heard the dirty joke about Deidara's palm-mouths 7 times. And there's two of my pet peeves in one fc. That dirty Deidara joke and misspelling (you spelled 'revolutionizing' and 'masturbation' wrong.) Some of my other pet peeves are food named after people\people named after food, calling spiders insects, and parents who think Chidori is food and that Evanescence is two words, but I'll bitch about those later. :p

[Danny]

wow bumping a very old FC to do your pet peeves

quite sad :/

[Medea]

Okay, whoever thought of this fc is 1. a perv and 2. not very bright. I've heard the dirty joke about Deidara's palm-mouths 7 times. And there's two of my pet peeves in one fc. That dirty Deidara joke and misspelling (you spelled 'revolutionizing' and 'masturbation' wrong.) Some of my other pet peeves are food named after people\people named after food, calling spiders insects, and parents who think Chidori is food and that Evanescence is two words, but I'll bitch about those later. :p

Ehhh, the joke wasn't old back when this FC was made.

Please don't revive old FCs just to complain.

[Danny]

im making you join Rhaella :O

[Medea]

You can only make me join because I choose not to stop you. XP

[Woahtherebuddy]

Join-o-rama!

Seriously.
This FanClub has restored my faith in true love.
Even if it's with one's own hands. =]

[Danny]

welcome to the fc

[AkatsukiChick77]

Sorry. I'm just saying.

[Celess19]

Everyone knows Deidara used his hands on Gaara when he captured him =^.^=

[~Gesy~]

if he did garra would wake up and be ffreaked out...since he's a guy and all

[Dei.dara.un]

I have no idea why, but I'll join.

[Nena Trinity]

Hell yes. I want to join, please. This is just so kinky XD

[MSkyDragons]

I wanted to share this: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57980495/
It's a silly Deidara/his hands comic :)

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Okay this Deidara FC.....FOR SURE....needs to be revived somehow! :cry

It's such a sin for this one not to be.....

I wish I was a member here back during all these good times. :cry I missed them all. >_<

That banner is hot. LOL.

And why is this one in the Joke Fanclub section? I mean I'm sure it's canon that Deidara does things to himself with those mouth hands....how could any guy not? O_O

Kishi proved it as closely as he could too in chapter 362 or whatever. That cover....I mean seriously....that's how he was showing all us Deidara fans that Deidara really does things with his hands like that. He just couldn't make it graphic but you could tell exactly what he was telling us by that cover.

[Gaawa-chan]

OMG! Here's the first in that series...

http://mskydragons.deviantart.com/art/Akatsuki-Pastimes-Deidara-51855824

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

OMG! Here's the first in that series...

http://mskydragons.deviantart.com/art/Akatsuki-Pastimes-Deidara-51855824

Yeah I saw that....and the other one, before. Totally win. Mmmm.

Deidara x his hands is one thing I often think about. :love

[Byakkö]

Hey, I already promised I will join all the Akatsuki fanclubs.

Hope I haven't missed any...

:hehee You have missed my fc and the Akatsuki strip club. XD ANYWAY, I'd love to join, those hands have been turning me on ever since that chap cover where the two hands were making out.:drool

[Ishi]

Joinage.
Omg I was just thinking about this.
Rofl. :awesome

[Atema]

Oh god, I lol'd at the title. xD

[Moo]

epic. .

[The_Dei_un]

Damn it is the hottest guy masturbation ever I want in, in more ways then one

[Jagon Fox]

agreed! with hands like his, I'd never get my heart broken! hehehe! that would be a totally hawt thing to watch!(deidara that is!) this fc rules!

[Druckwelle]

this FC ROCKS my SOCKS!
I'm totally diggin it!
so can i be awesome to and join....please?
pretty please?

[Druckwelle]

.... awesome .....
you probably get this a lot but (it's special coming from me>.<) awesome sig!

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

.... awesome .....
you probably get this a lot but (it's special coming from me>.<) awesome sig!

Yeah I do but thanks. XD

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Yay I'm owner now! ^^

I'm going to have to update it a bit later though when I have more time. I definitly will though. :)

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

.... awesome .....
you probably get this a lot but (it's special coming from me>.<) awesome sig!

Weird I just noticed that my post before you said that to me is missing. I guess it was used to be the OP post when I was turned into owner.

Anyway, I have updated this FC now. :)

[Sen]

Joinage :wtf

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Joinage :wtf

I'm glad that you joined. XD I'll add you now.

[Sen]

Thanks~ :iria

Well, Deidara does make a great couple just by himself. :hehee

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Thanks~ :iria

Well, Deidara does make a great couple just by himself. :hehee

Indeed....infact I think about Deidara x his hands very often in my fantasies. >_>;

[Sen]

Really? :hoho

I suppose they're useful. :hurr

I wonder if there are any fanfics for this pairing? :hmm?

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Really? :hoho

I suppose they're useful. :hurr

I wonder if there are any fanfics for this pairing? :hmm?

Maybe but I haven't seen any. It would be hot if someone wrote a fanfic in which Deidara masturbates. It wouldn't be able to be posted in here though(sometimes I feel like this FC belongs more in the Adult Fanclub section since it's about Dei masturbating.....not like he can have romance with his hands). lol.

[Sen]

That's true, lol. I'm sure there is one. :noworry

Actually, I read a DeixIno one (I'll read almost any pairing with my favorites, lol) and they were separate by bars (Deidara was in prison), so it was mainly Deidaraxhis hands. :hurr

[Death-kun]

I want to join. :drool

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

That's true, lol. I'm sure there is one. :noworry

Actually, I read a DeixIno one (I'll read almost any pairing with my favorites, lol) and they were separate by bars (Deidara was in prison), so it was mainly Deidaraxhis hands. :hurr

You should PM that to me. I am curious now. lol.

I want to join. :drool

Welcome! I'm glad that you saw this and decided to join. :wtf

I will add you to the list right now.

[Death-kun]

I was like "Deidara and his hands...:drool" and then was like "DO WANT :argh".

So here I am. :hurr

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I was like "Deidara and his hands...:drool" and then was like "DO WANT :argh".

So here I am. :hurr

Yeah I want it too. :LOS

[Death-kun]

I remember there was one chapter cover that had the tongues on Dei's hands licking each other. :drool

[Sen]

I want to join. :drool

Welcome :ohpek

:hurr

You should PM that to me. I am curious now. lol.

I'll PM it to you now. :hehee

It's not the most Deixhis hands fic ever, but it's there. :hurr

[Death-kun]

A DeiXHands fic? :argh

DO WANT PLOX. :wtf

[Sen]

I'll send it to you as well. :iria

It's more DeixIno though, but it's the only one I've read that had some Deixhis hands. :argh

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I remember there was one chapter cover that had the tongues on Dei's hands licking each other. :drool

Yeah I posted the link to that on the main page of this FC. XD

Welcome :ohpek

:hurr



I'll PM it to you now. :hehee

It's not the most Deixhis hands fic ever, but it's there. :hurr

I'm going to read it in a min. :drool

[Sen]

I'll have to check out the front page. :X3

I hope you like it too. :wtf

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

OMG Taxman edited the FC title.....either that or it was YK(I PMed both of them). :wtf

I'm going to rep both of them now. LOL. Just to make sure I don't miss whoever did it.

[Death-kun]

Revolutionizing masturbation. :ohpek

[Sen]

It's even better than before. :wtf

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Revolutionizing masturbation. :ohpek

Haha yeah. XD I wanted it to be a more interesting title.

It's even better than before. :wtf

Yeah it was kind of boring/plain before and also didn't have the Deidara icon.

That's why I wanted it fixed.

[Death-kun]

The title sounds so awesome. :drool

[Sen]

That's true, but one of the letters wasn't capitalized. :argh (Those things drive me crazy, lol.)

This FC deserves to be epic. :gar

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

That's true, but one of the letters wasn't capitalized. :argh (Those things drive me crazy, lol.)

This FC deserves to be epic. :gar

I don't know which letter you are talking about. The title was posted just as I asked the mod to post it. It's exactly the way I had asked for it to be written.

[Sen]

I meant in the original title, it was Deidara x His hands, but you fixed that. :hurr

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I meant in the original title, it was Deidara x His hands, but you fixed that. :hurr

Oh you meant the original title of the FC.

Yeah, that part bothered me. :lmao

Well in the Deidara FC not all the words start with a capital. Like the "Art is a BANG!" part. I felt it would look weird to capitalize the "is" and "a" in that one. I had the BANG put all in capitals though toe emphasize it.

It use to just be "The Deidara Fanclub" though and I thought that was too dull. It needed that favourite line of Deidara's.

By the way if you want to be Co-owner, let me know.

[Sen]

Oh you meant the original title of the FC.

Yeah, that part bothered me. :lmao

Well in the Deidara FC not all the words start with a capital. Like the "Art is a BANG!" part. I felt it would look weird to capitalize the "is" and "a" in that one. I had the BANG put all in capitals though toe emphasize it.

It use to just be "The Deidara Fanclub" though and I thought that was too dull. It needed that favourite line of Deidara's.

By the way if you want to be Co-owner, let me know.

Yeah, that drives me a bit crazy. I mean I can undersatnd with "...is a..." because you wouldn't capitalize those words, but with "hands" in a title you would. :urahaha

I know, I love his "catchphrase," so to speak. :love

Me? :iria I'd love to be a Co-owner. :wtf

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Yeah, that drives me a bit crazy. I mean I can undersatnd with "...is a..." because you wouldn't capitalize those words, but with "hands" in a title you would. :urahaha

I know, I love his "catchphrase," so to speak. :love

Me? :iria I'd love to be a Co-owner. :wtf

Well you have been the most active here lately and I know you like Deidara a lot so yes, you can be Co-owner for sure. :P

I don't expect this FC to be as active as the Deidara FC though. So if it goes quiet for a while don't worry about it and don't feel that you need to constantly post here just because you're Co-owner.

[Sen]

Well you have been the most active here lately and I know you like Deidara a lot so yes, you can be Co-owner for sure. :P

I don't expect this FC to be as active as the Deidara FC though. So if it goes quiet for a while don't worry about it and don't feel that you need to constantly post here just because you're Co-owner.

Thanks :ohpek

That's true. Haha, I'll try and make sure it stays decently alive though. :love

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Thanks :ohpek

That's true. Haha, I'll try and make sure it stays decently alive though. :love

lol. Yeah.

In some ways it would work better if this FC was in the BH because then I could go into graphic detail on how I think Deidara masturbates exactly. :LOS

[Sen]

lol. Yeah.

In some ways it would work better if this FC was in the BH because then I could go into graphic detail on how I think Deidara masturbates exactly. :LOS

That's true, and we could post pictures and fanfic links (since all fandom materials technically would be BH material, lol.) :hurr

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

That's true, and we could post pictures and fanfic links (since all fandom materials technically would be BH material, lol.) :hurr

Yeah, maybe I should see if a mod can move this FC there. I just feel bad for the people who might be members but not have BH access. lol.

[Sen]

That's true. It does seem to belong there. :urahaha

But all the material for this FC is that type of stuff, lol, although it is sad that some people won't be able to see it.

The downside is that I don't think Marluxia has BH access. :argh

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Yeah I don't think he does either. :(

[Sen]

That's so annoying. :( Although I do understand the obvious reason there is a BH.

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

That's so annoying. :( Although I do understand the obvious reason there is a BH.

Yeah so that people can discuss that stuff but the young ones won't see it. LOL.

I'm glad there is a section for that stuff though because I'm old enough and I like being able to discuss it.

[Sen]

That's true. Plus, you can post pictures and stuff there. Although I don't go there that often, lol. Still, it's nice to have that though.

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

That's true. Plus, you can post pictures and stuff there. Although I don't go there that often, lol. Still, it's nice to have that though.

lol. It's one of the sections that I'm the most active in and most known for.

[Sen]

Yeah, I remember that ID thing with Deidara in the background and it had Bathhouse Naughtiness or something. :urahaha

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Yeah, I remember that ID thing with Deidara in the background and it had Bathhouse Naughtiness or something. :urahaha

Yeah and I didn't even tell Zaru to put that. lol. He just put things that he related to me.

[Sen]

Really? Haha, I figured you choose them because of the Deidara one, lol. :hoho

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Really? Haha, I figured you choose them because of the Deidara one, lol. :hoho

Nope, he came up with the "Desire for Deidara's cock" one too.

It's basically things that everyone knows about me I guess...

[Dani]

I gots to join this! :D

[Sen]

^Welcome! :wtf

KY- I see. I don't remember the other ones, lol. I liked the picture of Deidara it had though. :love

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I gots to join this! :D

Welcome! ^^ I'll go add yo to the list right now.

[The_Dei_un]

-had a dream of Dei doing this a few nights ago- :hehee

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

-had a dream of Dei doing this a few nights ago- :hehee

lol. I think about it very often. XD

:redface

[Sen]

Welcome~ :wtf

It would be pretty sexy to imagine. :hehee

[The_Dei_un]

lol. I think about it very often. XD

:redface

Who hasn't it's a wonderful sight.

Welcome~ :wtf

It would be pretty sexy to imagine. :hehee

M'hmm, there's a reason for those sexy hands.

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I bet he uses one hand to stroke and the other to lick. :LOS

I'm not going to get more descriptive than that in this section...

[Sen]

That sounds likely. :LOS :hurr

[Death-kun]

Deidara's hands. :druul

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Deidara's hands. :druul

I would have hands like that if I could.

[aztec92]

YAY i'll Join ^_^

[Sen]

Welcome! :iria

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

YAY i'll Join ^_^

Awesome! A new member. :LOS I shall add you right now.

It's always hot when more people support Deidara masturbating with his special hands. :redface

[Sen]

Very true. :hehee

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Very true. :hehee

I wonder if Deidara would let me watch. :redface

[Sen]

He does seem to like attention. :hurr

[aztec92]

i would wanna watch *drools on keyboard* I think i need a waterproof keyboard nao

[Sen]

Deidara is very sexy, I can understand why. :hurr

[aztec92]

can someone send me the link of the inoxdei Fanfic ^_^ me want to read it

[Sen]

Sure, I'll send it now. :hehee

[aztec92]

Lol minus the ino crap twas sexy

[Sen]

I'm glad you liked it. :hurr

True, it's hard to find just DeidaraxHis Hands stories. :(

[Beyond Birthday]

Lmao, so joining :hurr

[Sen]

Welcome! :iria

[aztec92]

Deidara really is a refreshing character

[Sen]

I agree, I don't think I've ever seen someone like him. He also is different than the usual type of character I like, but I can help but be drawn to him. :love

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

He does seem to like attention. :hurr

Yes he does. :hehee

Anyway, aside from just watching him do it....I want to give him something to do it too.....like myself. :hurr I hope I can turn him on. :hehee

Lmao, so joining :hurr

Welcome. ^^ I'll go add you to the list right now.

Deidara really is a refreshing character

Indeed he is. He's quite unique compared to the way most villains act.

[DeiDei]

This is so cool. xD!! Please, let me join. ^*u*^

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

This is so cool. xD!! Please, let me join. ^*u*^

Welcome. ^^; I'll go put you on the list right now.

[Sen]

I was just reminded, I have a picture of ItaDeixHis Hand. :hehee

You might have already seen it though. :ruri

But if you (or anyone else) wants it, I'll PM it to them. :hurr

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I was just reminded, I have a picture of ItaDeixHis Hand. :hehee

You might have already seen it though. :ruri

But if you (or anyone else) wants it, I'll PM it to them. :hurr

Send it via PM. I'm not sure if I've actually seen that or not. XD

[Sen]

I send it~ :iria

You've probably seen it though, but I still think it's pretty sexy. :hurr

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

The pic didn't show up. :( Apparently it was taken down. :(

[Sen]

Sites do that so often. Anyways, sorry it wasn't new to you, but you've probably seen a lot more Deidara pics than me. :argh

So how is everyone? ;3

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Sites do that so often. Anyways, sorry it wasn't new to you, but you've probably seen a lot more Deidara pics than me. :argh

So how is everyone? ;3

Yeah I probably have. XD

Anyway, I am okay but I am hungry. :(

[aztec92]

Hello FC... I mean dead FC. :D

[Hoshigusa]

Awesome pairing? I'm not even sure if it's actually a pairing, but whatev. You have to admit that this makes sense. :hurr Can I join?

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Awesome pairing? I'm not even sure if it's actually a pairing, but whatev. You have to admit that this makes sense. :hurr Can I join?

Wow it's been ages since anyone's posted here but of course you can join! ^^ I'll go add you right now.

[Mister B]

Lmao, I'm so joining.

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Lmao, I'm so joining.

Welcome! I'll go add you right now. :)

[aztec92]

Lol deidara is the sex :3

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Lol deidara is the sex :3

Indeed he is. :ohpek

:druul

[NaruMuffinXD]

Joinage plz :o (LOLIMRAPEINGEVERYSINGLEDEIDARAFC)

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Joinage plz :o (LOLIMRAPEINGEVERYSINGLEDEIDARAFC)

XD

Welcome. I'll add you to the list right now. ^^

I'm glad that this FC isn't totally dead. XD