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Jon Snow
10-01-2008, 07:49 AM
Discuss this epic motherfucker. Join Pokkurism.

Do it now!

Hisoka
10-01-2008, 08:03 AM
Hell I am in :yell

Pokkuruism is the way to future

Graham Aker
10-01-2008, 08:35 AM
Biggest failure, if there ever was one.


:LOS

Mattaru
10-01-2008, 09:55 AM
Rainnnnnnboooooowwww, Shit-Bow!

Jon Snow
10-01-2008, 10:22 AM
You will leave this thread with negs :LOS

hgfdsahjkl
10-01-2008, 11:12 AM
:facepalm
Pokkuru got his own thread :argh

KLoWn
10-01-2008, 11:46 AM
Biggest failure, if there ever was one.


:LOS
10CharLimit

Ennoea
10-01-2008, 12:33 PM
Ant excrement:awesome

Danchou
10-01-2008, 12:44 PM
Pokkuro got pwned like the fodder he truly was. Serves you right, talking smack about Kurapica in the Hunter Exam. He isn't worth his salt, let alone his own thread. :)

Ennoea
10-01-2008, 12:52 PM
Lol he showed off so much in the Exam, until hanzo owned him:lmao

KLoWn
10-01-2008, 12:52 PM
Pokkuru got owned by the lowest level of fodder ant, that says it all.

Danchou
10-01-2008, 01:01 PM
Well Zazan was a Division Commander and Pike a Division Captain so they weren't exactly fodder, but Pokkuro sure got pwned like fodder when he got chopped up near offpanel. Or is that the fodder ant you're refering to. :notrust

What we all can agree on though is that Pokkuro is not worth jack. He got through the HxH exam on pure luck. If it weren't for Killua's action he would've probably been out.

LivingHitokiri
10-01-2008, 01:14 PM
Pokkuru got owned by the lowest level of fodder ant, that says it all.
Exactlymy thoughts

Hisoka
10-01-2008, 01:24 PM
You will all be guided one day! :zaru

Hibari Kyoya
10-01-2008, 01:40 PM
lol a thread about Pokkuro the mighty :D :rotfl

Jon Snow
10-01-2008, 02:06 PM
Pokkuru got owned by the lowest level of fodder ant, that says it all.

Fucking lol. He owned the ant Shizuku had trouble with, but got cheap shot'd by Zazan, who Feitan had to use powerful shit against.

So fuck off :mad

And he talked shit to Kurapika because he's a faggot

uchiha-alia
10-01-2008, 03:38 PM
:rotfl you actually did this :rotfl

also, nice sig :LOS

that is all
lol pokkuro, he dint even earn his rights as a hunter, so he later got raped

Mattaru
10-01-2008, 04:43 PM
"He stopped my orange bow my fastest bow, with his bare hands..."

And this was against the homo-spider ant, who didn't even have nen then? :nod

NeBy
10-01-2008, 05:19 PM
Fucking lol. He owned the ant Shizuku had trouble with, but got cheap shot'd by Zazan, who Feitan had to use powerful shit against.

So fuck off :mad

And he talked shit to Kurapika because he's a faggot

Ahum...you go to far there, maty! :mad Faggot or not, he's one heck of a cool bishi who gives the finger to the GR!

Some facts:

In his defence, the ants were NOT mere fodder; they were above soldier level. He went head to head with a captain-level AND a Division commander. (well, he didn't see her/him coming).

But for the rest: he was one of the weakest of the whole exam, got easily pwnd by Hanzo, and would have lost much sooner if Killua had found him worthy to fight against (which he didn't! :amuse ). He even recognised his own weakness in the end of the exam in the anime.

As for the counterarguments that he fought against Zazan and Spiderdude, where Feitan and Shizuku had trouble with...ermmm...first of all, spider-dude could hold out so long against shizuku because she was almost as stupid as him: any nen-user of the same level but with a bit more intelligence would have finished him of much sooner. As for Zazan : he was pwnd by Feitan, while Pokuru was totally pwnd by Zazan (He didn't even notice her coming).

And, last but not least: when Pokuru fought those two ants...THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW NEN YET!!! Some small detail you seem to forget! Normally, a non-nen user can't hope to win against a nen-user, so even taken into account they were ants, he still should have wiped the floor with them, if he was top-tier (or even mid-tier).

I rest my case (and hopefully also Pokuru RIP)

Jon Snow
10-01-2008, 05:50 PM
"He stopped my orange bow my fastest bow, with his bare hands..."

And this was against the homo-spider ant, who didn't even have nen then? :nod

He still had him raped

"Hey! My hands aren't free!"

Also, that was 2/7 arrows. Red was most likely the normal one, Orange the fastest, as for the rest? Omnipotent skills, nuclear explosions, Dimension warping etc etc :LOS

Ahum...you go to far there, maty! :mad Faggot or not, he's one heck of a cool bishi who gives the finger to the GR!

Some facts:

In his defence, the ants were NOT mere fodder; they were above soldier level. He went head to head with a captain-level AND a Division commander. (well, he didn't see her/him coming).

But for the rest: he was one of the weakest of the whole exam, got easily pwnd by Hanzo, and would have lost much sooner if Killua had found him worthy to fight against (which he didn't! :amuse ). He even recognised his own weakness in the end of the exam in the anime.

As for the counterarguments that he fought against Zazan and Spiderdude, where Feitan and Shizuku had trouble with...ermmm...first of all, spider-dude could hold out so long against shizuku because she was almost as stupid as him: any nen-user of the same level but with a bit more intelligence would have finished him of much sooner. As for Zazan : he was pwnd by Feitan, while Pokuru was totally pwnd by Zazan (He didn't even notice her coming).

And, last but not least: when Pokuru fought those two ants...THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW NEN YET!!! Some small detail you seem to forget! Normally, a non-nen user can't hope to win against a nen-user, so even taken into account they were ants, he still should have wiped the floor with them, if he was top-tier (or even mid-tier).

I rest my case (and hopefully also Pokuru RIP)

Pokkuru will always live in our hearts, much like Jesus :pek

Well, "whole exam"? He did get past the running and fog and all those animal shit :LOS Not to mention the cooking :pek

Pokkuru's skill were using bows and arrows, not a straight up fist fight. You saw how amazed Gon was Pokkuru owned that bitch :LOS

Freija
10-01-2008, 06:03 PM
Obvious flamebait, please delete

NeBy
10-01-2008, 06:47 PM
He still had him raped

"Hey! My hands aren't free!"

Also, that was 2/7 arrows. Red was most likely the normal one, Orange the fastest, as for the rest? Omnipotent skills, nuclear explosions, Dimension warping etc etc :LOS



Pokkuru will always live in our hearts, much like Jesus :pek

Well, "whole exam"? He did get past the running and fog and all those animal shit :LOS Not to mention the cooking :pek

Pokkuru's skill were using bows and arrows, not a straight up fist fight. You saw how amazed Gon was Pokkuru owned that bitch :LOS

I meant of those making it to the end-exam, obviously! :pek

Maybe if he had focused only on cooking, he wouldn't have finished as dinner! smile-big

As for his other arrows: that is mere speculation. I could as well claim there was an arrow which only healed, or whiped someones' ass, or something. We just don't know. The fact that he let his defences go down while attacking the spiderdude shows to me he wasn't really that good or skilled. I doubt top-tier nen-users would have been so careless - you see Silva being stung like that? I don't. Not even Killua, for that matter.

No...I'll go as far as contemplating he might have been an above-average nen-hunter by the time of the ant-arc, but he certainly wasn't top or even mid-tier.

He was a reasonably good side-character though, I'll give you that (though I prefer Hanzo more, in that respect). Not important enough that the story straddles by his death, but enough that we can feel empathy for his sordid fate.

Anyway, he's dead now, and unless he resurrects (gods' forbid), I'm not considering him to be Jesus. (And even then he'd have to be able to walk on water :) )

Besides...resurrect as what? A pile of ant-dung?

Nah. Leave the guy in peace. He fulfilled his role as our God Togashi saw it. We must respect our God's wishes (as long as he's not taking a hiatus).

Eldritch
10-01-2008, 08:23 PM
Pokkuru was a very important character

He was the reason the King started hunting and eating people with nen :LOS

Hisoka
10-01-2008, 08:27 PM
Pokkuru was a very important character

He was the reason the King started hunting and eating people with nen :LOS

QFT :LOS

Graham Aker
10-01-2008, 08:56 PM
Pokkuru makes Chuunins look Shodai level.

Jon Snow
10-02-2008, 11:07 AM
Pokkuru can solo that crapfest Narutoverse with Redbow alone.

Ennoea
10-02-2008, 11:16 AM
He was the reason the King started hunting and eating people with nen

He's causing the end of the world, fail:LOS

KLoWn
10-02-2008, 11:37 AM
Pokkuru can solo that crapfest Narutoverse with Redbow alone.
Konohamaru and his gang solo's that failure.

Jon Snow
10-02-2008, 12:39 PM
Oh Graham, revenge negging is a sin :LOS

Fine, you asked for it.

Graham Aker
10-02-2008, 09:07 PM
Pokkuru can solo that crapfest Narutoverse with Redbow alone.
In his dreams, maybe. You are underrating that crapfest.

Taiju Naruto swarm, Rasenshuriken to the face = dead Pokkurin.

You should pick a better unimportant character to tard over. Like Leorio or something.

Gary
10-02-2008, 11:11 PM
Biggest failure, if there ever was one.


:LOS

NO U

Jetstorm
10-03-2008, 09:00 AM
I'm going to be honest in that I didn't see his death coming. Maybe I just forgot how worthless he was in the Hunter Exam. :lmao

Graham Aker
10-03-2008, 09:28 AM
He was being a little bitch during the orientation. Kura should have dickslapped him.

Jon Snow
10-03-2008, 10:39 AM
But he couldn't cuz he realized Pokkuru's omnipotence and was like "shit i cant mess with this guy"

Freija
10-03-2008, 03:14 PM
Pokkuru makes Chuunins look Shodai level.

He's causing the end of the world, fail:LOS

Konohamaru and his gang solo's that failure.

I'm going to be honest in that I didn't see his death coming. Maybe I just forgot how worthless he was in the Hunter Exam. :lmao

:lmao I love you guys.

NeBy
10-04-2008, 05:59 AM
But he couldn't cuz he realized Pokkuru's omnipotence and was like "shit i cant mess with this guy"

Nah, that's just crap and you know it! Killua didn't want to fight him, because Pokku was not a challenge at all. I think he even literally said so, in the anime.

You're running out of sensible arguments, aren't you? :pek smile-big

Freija
10-04-2008, 06:01 AM
I doubt he tried to be sensible.

Jon Snow
10-04-2008, 08:54 AM
Nah, that's just crap and you know it! Killua didn't want to fight him, because Pokku was not a challenge at all. I think he even literally said so, in the anime.

You're running out of sensible arguments, aren't you? :pek smile-big

Like that bitch could beat multidimensional warping arrows :mad

blueblip
10-04-2008, 02:29 PM
Pokkuru at least had a useful hatsu (potentially). Now Tzusugera, THAT guy was failure. I mean, his hatsu was...jumping :argh...which he failed at anyways as Gon and Killua beat his best height on their first try :zaru

He was a nice character and all, but he was made of pure, undiluted fail.

PhlegmMaster
10-05-2008, 11:28 PM
I like(d) Pokkuru.


Pokkuru at least had a useful hatsu (potentially). Now Tzusugera, THAT guy was failure. I mean, his hatsu was...jumping :argh...which he failed at anyways as Gon and Killua beat his best height on their first try :zaru

He was a nice character and all, but he was made of pure, undiluted fail.

So very true.