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Jessica
09-17-2008, 04:25 PM
http://www.nippon-sekai.com/main/kichigai-japan/dqn-warudo/murder-victim-was-a-life-sized-sex-doll/

Investigators discovered what seemed to be a wrapped up body in a
forest in Izu City after receiving a call from a frantic couple who
were out walking their dog in the morning.

Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene and found a "body"
wrapped in plastic tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles,
with hair protruding from one end. Police investigators felt it from
outside but never actually looked inside since they were following
procedures by leaving the concealed "body" untouched for the police
pathologists. It was transported to the city police station for a
post-mortem examination.

In the meantime, extra officers were sent out to interview potential
witnesses. The media, which had been covering quake related drills in
the area began covering it as a major crime story. Due to press
deadlines, the gruesome report ended up making the evening edition of
the local newspaper.

Meanwhile, the "victim" was in custody of police pathologists by mid-
afternoon for further examination. They opened the wrapping and
instead of finding a human corpse, discovered the body was actually
a "sophisticated" life-sized sex doll wearing a blouse and skirt.

Red-faced police officials apologized for the trouble they caused and
closed the book on the "case". Initially, they thought they might
have been the victim of a prank but upon further investigation of the
doll, found that it had been "used" heavily. They determined the
owner did not want to dispose of it with the rest of the garbage and
instead dumped it in the forest. To the amusement of the gathered
reporters, the police spokesperson had a stern message for the doll's
owner by stating that it was an irresponsible thing to do.

Oh goodness. :lmao

CrazyMoronX
09-17-2008, 04:26 PM
Real doll murder is still murder.

NaruTayu forever
09-17-2008, 04:30 PM
sex dolls, oh dear what haz this world come to? First those Obama waffles, and now this.


:lmao

amazingfunksta
09-17-2008, 04:40 PM
You know, what I find funny? The fact that they actually tested to see if it was "used"...

That's a big waste of money now isn't it? Okay, it's a real doll... Now lets see if it was actually used, *swabs plastic genitalia area and tests for semen*.

Mattaru
09-17-2008, 04:42 PM
Heavily used :quite

CrazyMoronX
09-17-2008, 04:43 PM
They tested for that? What a bunch of fucking retards.

MS81
09-17-2008, 04:48 PM
he did it for the LULZ!!!!:nuts

amazingfunksta
09-17-2008, 04:49 PM
They tested for that? What a bunch of fucking retards.

They did it for the lulz.

I bet whoever owns that doll is embaressed as hell... Well, maybe not... Since nobody knows it was his.

Still.

Edit:

he did it for the LULZ!!!!:nuts

DAMN, you beat me to it!

Sasori-puppet#270
09-17-2008, 05:05 PM
oh lord.. :lmao

Wolfarus
09-17-2008, 06:03 PM
Seems like a waste to me. Those "realistic / sophisticated" dolls run a good chunk of change. Id think he would have tried to clean it for future use.

Ah well.

Wonder if anybody over there started making "body" of evidence cracks to the officers / officials invovled :amuse

Xion
09-17-2008, 06:06 PM
So that's where I put Laura. :headscrat

Yakushi Kabuto
09-18-2008, 12:21 AM
lol, and I don't want to think about how gross it would be with the text of "used heavily" in the article. And I don't think it required any testing to see if it was used, they probably just looked inside it. :uwah

Xion
09-18-2008, 12:26 AM
lol at the "used extensively" remark :sag

That is just disgusting. :argh

Megatonton
09-18-2008, 12:31 AM
That, my friend, is the best news I've heard all day. :hehee

Cardboard Jewsuke
09-18-2008, 12:35 AM
You know, what I find funny? The fact that they actually tested to see if it was "used"...

It's a doll, I am sure the test wasn't much more then a look.

Pilaf
09-18-2008, 02:12 AM
Oh shit they found Stella.

amazingfunksta
09-18-2008, 02:18 AM
It's a doll, I am sure the test wasn't much more then a look.

... if that's all that was required... it's just gross.

Ashiya
09-18-2008, 02:25 AM
So much for wanting to leave the "body" untouched :lmao


The owner was probably embarassed to leave it alongside the local trash xD

Disturbia
09-18-2008, 02:36 AM
Lol, he used it and then dumped it in the forest.

That's no way to treat a lady sex doll. xD

Lord Yu
09-18-2008, 02:43 AM
They caught him. It was a 60 year old.
http://www.nippon-sekai.com/main/kichigai-japan/dqn-warudo/sex-doll-dumper-charged/

Denji
09-19-2008, 12:49 AM
They caught him. It was a 60 year old.
http://www.nippon-sekai.com/main/kichigai-japan/dqn-warudo/sex-doll-dumper-charged/

I'm not surprised it was a lecherous old man.:quite

Xion
09-19-2008, 12:51 AM
I'm not surprised it was a lecherous old man.:quite

The poor guy is going to have to recount to a jury how he raped that poor defenseless doll in so many places. :cry

Kyasurin Yakuto
09-19-2008, 12:56 AM
I guess it was one of those real dolls. Those things are seriously realistic and also very expensive. I'm kind of shocked that someone would throw one out. Well I guess it sounds kind of like he broke the doll but I didn't think that those things broke that easily.

I know this probably seems sad to some people...but I want a Deidara doll sometime.