Geijutsu ~ The SasoDei Fanclub

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Ooh!!! Deidei-hime I've seen those pics on that Japanese site I placed around here, that's where I saw those piccies. But they're still so uberly cuuute!!!!!:nod

[Rainney]

Oh. Sorry. Dx Oh, well. More people can see them now! >w<

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Yeah, yeah! :wooAnd that doujin sample is amazing!!:occaOooh! I got come piccies too!

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/47/img430196bczikezj.png
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/15/img445df46fzikezj.png

[Rainney]

OMG!! We should have contests!!!

~~~
Oh, and these are my fave from here (http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=134275) in the second post.

05. Coffee
Coffee had the same effect on Deidara as sugar did, and Sasori made sure only to let him have it when they were all alone.
08. Doors
Everyone in Akatsuki knew better than not to knock on Deidara or Sasori’s doors, especially after that one time Kisame almost bled to death from a killer nosebleed.
09. Drink
“Want a drink Sasori-danna, un?” probably wouldn’t have seemed so perverted if Deidara hadn’t been naked when he asked it.
17. Food
Deidara’s favorite food wasn’t full of sugar or caffeine; rather, he liked anything he could eat in a provocative way to make his danna want to jump him.
22. Hollow
When Sasori’s hollow chest cavity opened up and that thick cable slowly uncoiled, Deidara tensed in anticipation.
24. Hope
“Sasori-danna, I hope they have one of those vibrating beds, un!”
27. Metal
Deidara willed himself to relax as a thick metal cable slowly entered him.
39. Solid
Once, Deidara had been so caught up in a fantasy involving Sasori, a feather duster, and a bottle of caramel sauce that he walked straight into a solid wall; Sasori was just glad that they were at the hideout and not out on a mission.
50. Wood
Normal people didn’t like having wood and metal shoved inside their bodies, but Deidara had stopped pretending to be normal a long time ago.
:hehee *is perverted*

[HyuugaFan4Life]

A contest? Sounds like a good idea! and wow....:drool reading all that got my mouth all watery... lol! Ah look what I found, I don't understand Japanese at all but if anyone can translate that would be lovely:)

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/19/img59cb29dezik4zj.png
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/20/img3e7720e7zikczj.png
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/22/img55306de4zikazj.png
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/23/imgd00b1b43zikdzj.png
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/25/img3e5019bdzikezj.png
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/29/0000206229/31/img5617ded6zikezj.png

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Really!? Do you mind scanning some pages and showing us a few purdy piccies??:wtf pweatty pwease??

By the way how much did it cost?

I can't scan it yet since I just bought it online today and it has to be shipped. Also I wouldn't be able to post in in this FC because it is hard yaoi rating. lol.

Anyway it actually cost me $99. >_< It's very hard to get these. There is a high demand for Deidara yaoi. I rarely buy stuff for that much so I guess I could do it once.

I am going to scan it but I can't post it here, sorry. The doujin is a mature one.

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Aww man that's a shame. And wow that is one expensive doujin, but that's ok! Why not PM me the doujin once you get it and scan it instead? I think that would be a lot better, I wonder if that's allowed:oh If not.... :cry Aww

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Who's up for a smexy Sasori?
http://www7a.biglobe.ne.jp/~syun-syun/12345316/7asyun-syun462cf69909e1a.jpg

[Rainney]

Ooh, maybe you can email? And thats a pretty doujin, HF4L!! xP And smexy Sasori=YAY!!

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

deidei-hime, just so you know you can't actually rep until you have 50 posts. XD Until then, you just give null reps(as in they can't give points or take away points). Just for your general info since I saw that you tried to rep me. :P

Thanks but yeah, you can really only rep once you have 50 posts. It takes a loooooong time to become powerful too. XD I mean I've been here for almost a year now and my reps only do about 130 points at most.

You should read the FAQ on rep for more info on how the repping system works. :)

http://forums.narutofan.com/faq.php?faq=rep#faq_whatisrep

Anyway, about the doujin, I'm not sure how I'll be sending it to most people at this time....I'll probably Rapidshare it or something. But I won't be posting it here. I might post it in the Bath House but if you're not old enough you wouldn't have access to that section yet.

I don't really want to go around advertising that I'm going to be scanning it either. XD

[Rainney]

lulz, really? >.< I thought 130 was alot. xD Anyways, I am old enough but I need 100 posts right? T~T

[halfway2nowhere]

I'm a total beginner at this, but I attempted to make a banner lol...it's a bit simple

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z262/x_ceil_x/3copy.jpg

[Rainney]

Aww, cute!!<333 Wait..... WTF are our name rainbow? O.o;;;

[M E L O D Y]

I'm a total beginner at this, but I attempted to make a banner lol...it's a bit simple

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z262/x_ceil_x/3copy.jpg

I like it, it's cute ^^

[B-o-o-m]

hola people and peepettes

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Oh my god Tay I love your siggie!!:hearts
Hi Boom!

[Rainney]

omg, I haven't been here much today. It's miracle. I was in gaia all day trying to get the stubborn people to price my arts!! You have no idea how hard it is to get people to price you there. >.< It was a waste of time since I'm probably not gonna even start my shop. I never do. I come up with a good series of pets but then I'm too insecure to even start the shop. >~< I can't do it!!! On the other hand, I learned how to make userbars. 8D
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SASODEIUSERBAR.png
If you want any other colors tell me. <333

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Aww, cute!!<333 Wait..... WTF are our name rainbow? O.o;;;

I wasn't here when it happened but apparently some admins were just messing around with the board.

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/BigSasoxDeiFCBanner.png
lol @ t3h admins, yeah. >w< *is happy* Hmm, do you guys like this crappy thingy I made. I think its too big.

[Rainney]

I was playing around with the brightness thingy on Paint Shop Pro and the picture on H2N's sig and I accidentally made it really bright. I thought it looked pretty. It looks like they are walking into heaven or something. xD So I made my avatar out of it. xP It makes me sad though. >w<

[M E L O D Y]

^ it's so adorable and rainbow-ish :wtf <333

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Squeeee!! Deidei-hime you are freaking awesome!!:nod I love your avatar it's so emotional!! And that banner looks beautiful!!!:kloff

[halfway2nowhere]

Hmm, do you guys like this crappy thingy I made. I think its too big.

I love it! The colors are beautiful :)

I made more banners lol...I was bored

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z262/x_ceil_x/Naruto__Tiptoes_ha_ha_by_ormsqueakc.jpg

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z262/x_ceil_x/lolpiccopy.jpg

[HyuugaFan4Life]

:wtfSqueee beautiful banners! Yayz I'm happy, I hit the jackpot. I found this awesome SasoDei site that has tons of fanart! Hope you guys like it, here's some fanarts from the site

http://macrown.web.fc2.com/akatuki/gif/sasodei8.jpg
http://macrown.web.fc2.com/akatuki/gif/sasodei10.jpg


Aren't they lovely? They're here http://macrown.web.fc2.com/aatop.html click on where it says "Illust" and on the left side of the page you can click on all the Japanese names to look at all the fanart. Have fun!:)

[Rainney]

I can't see them on the post but thanks for the website! ^^ And thanks for the compliments on the banner. I'm glad you guys liked it. >w<
@ H2N, your banners a pretty too! >w<

[HyuugaFan4Life]

:occayou're welcome, hope you enjoy the site and the precious fanart! There's even some DeiPein:oh but yeah, mostly SasoDei.

[Rainney]

OMGoshness! They have a PeinDei picture in there too! lulz! I think its funny!
edit: I just saw your post now. >.<; lol!

[Rainney]

For some reason I like the gore pictures. You know, the ones where Sasori goes kookoo and kills Deidara and then cries about it and becomes emo. o.O; Yeah.

[Rainney]

”DEIDARA is ancient Greek girls names”
LOL!!
And this,
http://macrown.web.fc2.com/akatuki/gif/kansou5.gif
is exactly what I though when I saw Pein's real hair. And anyways, how the hell did his hair grow so fast? I feel really stupid if I missed something. >.<;;

[M E L O D Y]

^ actually Kishimoto got Deidara's name from "Deidarabocchi" a famous japanese giant :D

but "Deidra" is an Irish name for a girl ^^

[Rainney]

Really? Cool. Lulz. @w@

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Ah cool, least we know Kishi-sensei is such a smarty. I know what you mean Deidei-hime when I read that Deidara is an ancient greek name for a girl, LOLz! That cracked me up big time!:rofl

Yah about Sasori killing Deidara and then going emo, I know I like them too... ish so angsty, but I love them!:shifty

[Rainney]

I loves angsty fanart. They make me cry. O~o;; I saw this one comic where Tobi killed Deidara. I didn't like. >: Only Sasori can kill Dei. Hmp! Stupid Tobi! Deidara would kick his ass if he tried to kill him. But if Sasori were to kill him he would just be all uke. xD Thats sad though. T~T

[Gaawa-chan]

I think the best angsty pics of this couple are the ones where Deidara is crying over Sasori's body... I'm going to write that into a fic.
Actually, the fanfic is huge, so it will be a long time before I get to that point, but hey...

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Good luck Gaawa-chan in writing that fic! I wanna be the first to read it!

I love angst, whether in fanarts or fanfics, I love them even if it does make me cry. As you guys already can tell I'm a huge NejiHina fan:P and they also have some of the best angsty fanart/fic you name it.

But yeah the best angsts for SasoDei is Deidara crying over Sasori's body:cry Tobi can't kill Deidara!!:mad He's too... argh! He's annoying, Deidara can surely kick his ass!! I also love the pictures where Sasor and Deidara have the halo over their heads it's so cute:nod

[Rainney]

I think NejiHina is cute too! And I wanna be teh second to read it. >.< I love the one picture with Deidara in a Kimono on the floor, looking up at Sasori. >w< My mom saw it and she told me it was gay. >D lol! I put it as my background to annoy my dad though. xD He is teh Narutarded too. :o

[Rainney]

. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z31M8Zt7LtU&mode=related&search=) :D 4:22! 4:22!!! Is so cute. @w@ Watch it before it gets flagged. >w<;

[HyuugaFan4Life]

:ninjaYeah I snuck in muahahaha. Lolz, your mom called it gay? Dude even my parents freak out if I start drawing, delicious yaoi stuff. I know!! The one with Deidara in a kimono and looking up at Sasori is soooooo beautiful, I love that site it has so many purdy piccies!!!:kloff

thank you for not bashing me for my OTP which is NejiHina, I get a lot bashing from time to time:notrust

[Gaawa-chan]

Oh... okay... maybe I should just write the scene and finish the whole fic later? The scene itself could go as a oneshot if I tweak it a little...

[HyuugaFan4Life]

. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z31M8Zt7LtU&mode=related&search=) :D 4:22! 4:22!!! Is so cute. @w@ Watch it before it gets flagged. >w<;

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!:clap:clap

That was awesome thanks for sharing Deidei-hime!!! That was super hawt whooooo!!:nosebleed Deidara's hair looks soooo puuurdy in that doujin

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Oh... okay... maybe I should just write the scene and finish the whole fic later? The scene itself could go as a oneshot if I tweak it a little...

I don't mind one-shots, as long as you write it then I'll be happy to read it!

[Rainney]

OMFG! Peewee, the guy who made the pictures of the video above, has an awesomness webisite!! :o http://peewee.noor.jp/ Click enter then click the star with a "g" on it! ^^

[Rainney]

Yesh. Yesh to all. xD And I'v always liked NejiHina. And those banners in your signature are sooo cute. Especially the second one. Hinata!!! SHE LOOKS SOO CUTE!! :'D

[Rainney]

http://peewee.noor.jp/nezumi.gif
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!! I'M SO GONNA MAKE A BANNER OF THAT!!!!!!

[Gaawa-chan]

Aww... so kawaii...
Okay! I'll get to writing that fic!
I'm a bit of a perfectionist, so it may take a day or two, but that's only at the most...

[Rainney]

Okay! @w@ :D

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/MedSasoxDeiFCBanner.png
*is done* I shall now go watch a scary movie with my mom. :D Oh, and I didn't know what color you guys wanted it in so I made it pastel rainbow again. ^^;; Tell me if you want another color. Oh, and if you want a banner of a picture in specific, tell meh. I'm running out of ideas. And patterns. The scanline thing was fun at first but now its just getting annoying. >.< And the patterns that come with Corel are crappy.

[Nena Trinity]

WOW BACK. Thanks SO much for all the banners and sites and pictures guys :wtf
Oh and about the name thing, "Deidara" is also the japanese way to prononce and write Deidre XD

[Rainney]

Weawy? What is Deidre? lul, I'm teh retard. :wtf

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner2.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner3.png
There! *is half asleep* I dun like teh last one that much. u.u<zzzzzz BUT, UM... Yeah........ I'm sleepy... I like the second one most! <33 And I plan on making banners out of 80% of Peewee's SasoDei art. xD *falls asleep*
edit: omg!! I didn't make second or thrid shiny. Gahh! I'll do it later...... Hav2slep!

[Rainney]

I managed to not fall asleep and read this,
<3 (http://destinedragon.deviantart.com/art/Fine-Art-38217223)
It is the best thing eva! :wtf

[halfway2nowhere]

^ I read that one on Fanfiction.net lol

[HyuugaFan4Life]

OMFG! Peewee, the guy who made the pictures of the video above, has an awesomness webisite!! :o http://peewee.noor.jp/ Click enter then click the star with a "g" on it! ^^

That site is LOVE!:love

WOW BACK. Thanks SO much for all the banners and sites and pictures guys :wtf
Oh and about the name thing, "Deidara" is also the japanese way to prononce and write Deidre XD

You're welcome! We SasoDei fans need to keep this FC alive with a lot of piccies and fanarts, and, and... much more SasoDei awesomeness!!:woo

I managed to not fall asleep and read this,
<3 (http://destinedragon.deviantart.com/art/Fine-Art-38217223)
It is the best thing eva! :wtf

I read it and love it, that was soo hawt:nosebleed and thanks for liking my siggy!:amuse

[Rainney]

Your welcome, HF4L. And that was hawt. :nosebleed

[Nena Trinity]

:nosebleed Oh wow...that fanfic was HOT! :wtf I loved it XD One of my favorite fanfics on this pairing is called Tragic Kingdom on fanfiction.net, it's incrediably written and incrediably sad.

[Rainney]

I just read Tragic Kingdom now. And shit, I'm crying. I started crying when I read the third last sentence;

"I can only wonder whether Deidara will feel any remorse for me after he sees these swords dug deep in me."

I really didn't see that coming. At least not yet.
Tragic Kingdom (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2753877/1/Tragic_Kingdom)

[Rainney]

I went crazy making a bunch of Halloween banners. I think I sleep like... 4 hours a day. Seriously. O.o;; They aren't all DeiSaso but if you want I'll send them to you's. :D Just PM me.

[Kuchiki Rukia]

can i join?

[Rainney]

As long as you rant a lot about your love for SasoDei, yes. xD

[Rainney]

Gaah! T~T Gaia won't work! I beat up my router thinking that my internet that wasn't working. But it's Gaia. And I'm mad. >.<;;

[Sakon1234]

I want to join

[Rainney]

@w@ Wow, we are getting lots of new members! :D

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Woot! Yay for all the new members here!! *gives fee cookies*:laugh You know, I think I'm going to read that fanfic.

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Oh I just read Tragic Kingdom, you're right! It's sad:cry Though I gotta admit that whole thing with Sasori carving out Deidara's eye... man that's gotta be really painful:iik

[Rainney]

Owie, I know. I would've never expected that. T~T Poor little Deidara. >w< Once again, Sasori is the only one aloud to do that!!! *cough*tobi!*cough*

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Yeah I know, I never really expected that to happen to poor Deidara-chan. Sasori's the only one to touch and explore Deidara's purdy body.... no Tobi!:doh

[Rainney]

And explore the inside of Deidara's purdy body. :hehee
xD

[Rainney]

*fangirl squeal!*
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/196/e/a/HEY_MISTER_by_snow__skitty.jpg
It's not SasoDei but it's really funny!

[Rainney]

http://selene-soulwar.deviantart.com/art/Denial-Sasodei-58398283
I just read that. It's so sweet!! >w< I think that part 3 is smut though! xD yAy!

[Rainney]

“My heart bleeds for you and your mouths. Now shut the hell up and let’s get back to the inn.” ~ Sasori. xD I found that really funny! It's from part 2 of the fanfic I posted. xD

[Rainney]

http://ornithia.deviantart.com/ = win!

[Rainney]

http://animefaeriedrawer.deviantart.com/ = win!

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Wow that story was sooo awesome, lol Sasori with a massive nosebleed is like hilarious!! and priceless!!:rofl

[Rainney]

Yes! SasoPervert! :hehee

[Rainney]

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59849072/
First fanfic I've ever read but had to stop to take a brake, because it was so long. xD It's full of win! @w@ It made me hate Tobi more, though, at the same time made me appreciate how innocent his acts.

[Gaawa-chan]

Urgh! I'm still working on that fic you wanted... It's taking longer than I thought it would, but it's turning out very nicely...

[Rainney]

:awesome! Oooh, yay! Thank you, Gaawa-chan!

[Rainney]

I'm torturing my friend with SasoDei! lol! She isn't homophobic but she's scared of it. >w< :awesome

[Gaawa-chan]

This is taking me quite awhile, but if you like, I'll post the first part of it???

[Rainney]

Ok! :awesome And don't worry, take your time. ^^ *listens to dir en grey* w00tness! o.O;

[Rainney]

Oooh! New banners are coming. :D

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner6VER.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner6.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner7AoiVer.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner7KinVer.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner7SakuranboVer.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner7SoftAkaVer.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner52AOI.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner52KIN.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner52SAKURANBO.png
These took me a while. >.<;; First I forgot to put the shine on some of them. Then I was experimenting with the lace frame. xD But I forgot to set the background to transparent in the first ones so I had to crop them since I hadn't saved the psp versions, which suport layers. Dx Blah! Anyway I have... *counts* 6 more pictures to go. xP

edit: the pretty backgrounds of the last three were -unfortunately- not done by me. ;_;

[Rainney]

Hmm, I haven't posted my gaia here! :awesome ♥ (http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=4878450) Add me if you have a gaia.

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner8.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner8ver2.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner8ver2aoi.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner8ver2aoiscanliney.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner8ver2murasakiscanli.png
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner9.pnghttp://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCBanner10.png

I posted them all. I'm not sure which looked best. >.< So you guys can pick. The last too have only one kind. I got lazy. More shall come!! @0@

editz: I just looked at them again. They are not doing anything. xD My pervy mind just looked at it again and it looked a little weird. >w< But just if you're wondering, they aren't doing anything. XwX;;

[Rainney]

x.x;; scary. [</3] (http://chypie.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-Sexy-Akatsuki-SasoDei-18622606)

[Rainney]

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/226/0/7/scene_special_by_Yoriuku.jpg
That so cute! "You are really beautiful, Master Sasori." Thats about what it says. >w<

[Rainney]

CHIBI USERBAR-ISH BANNER THINGIE!
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/SasoxDeiFCUserbar-ishBanner.png
xD

[Gaawa-chan]

That's awesome! Where did you get that?

... Chibi Deisori is so cute...

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Deidei-hime you are awesome!! I love those banners and I can't possibly choose which one's ma favorite!! Hehehe... I love those pervy banners though:evil And I love that chibi banner, it's cuuutee!!! Chibi SasoDei RULEZ!:wtfThat pic you also showed looks scary... Deidara with Sasori but while he was still inside the puppet o.O weeeiird...

Oh! I've just began to read the fanfic! By the way, when are we going to start putting the banners, fanart, and stuff if we don't know the password to the account of the folder thingie.

Hi Gaawa-chan! Take your time on your fic, though I can't wait until you post it though!

[Rainney]

Ah meddit! ^^

[Rainney]

Deidei-hime you are awesome!! I love those banners and I can't possibly choose which one's ma favorite!! Hehehe... I love those pervy banners though:evil And I love that chibi banner, it's cuuutee!!! Chibi SasoDei RULEZ!:wtfThat pic you also showed looks scary... Deidara with Sasori but while he was still inside the puppet o.O weeeiird...

Oh! I've just began to read the fanfic! By the way, when are we going to start putting the banners, fanart, and stuff if we don't know the password to the account of the folder thingie.

Hi Gaawa-chan! Take your time on your fic, though I can't wait until you post it though!

PM Kayuuko about the password. And thanks! >.<

[Un-Chan]

:wtf

Can I join? PLEEEEASE? <3

[Rainney]

Welcome, Unaligned!!!! This pairing is getting more and more popular! Isn't it just the bestest pairing everz!? :awesome

[Un-Chan]

Thanks! :awesome

And, indeed, it is. For it is hawt. :awesome

[Rainney]

I've been thinking, why in the world do we find Deidara and Sasori kissing and licking and :bleep:ing each other so amazingly hott?! <3 I would really like to know.

[Un-Chan]

Hm. :/

Good point. I mean, all it is is Up and Down...In and Out....:rofl

[HyuugaFan4Life]

We have a new member!?:nuts Hi Unaligned! *huggles*

SasoDei is amazing because... because.... Sasori ish a freakin puppet and he has... has.... the amazing way to f*ck his beloved Deidara. They're both hawt so it perfectly makes sense:amuse

[Rainney]

LOL @ In and out, <33. :awesome
THE AMAZING METAL CABLE WAY! :hehee

[HyuugaFan4Life]

This looks interesting...

http://bany.bz/rihoman/img/unktykz44vb5sy1.jpg

CUTE!! Deidara's holding a Sasori plushie!!

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[Rainney]

Cute!!! :awesome I like Deidara's hair!! Sasori looks creep in a hot way. xD

[Rainney]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3628105/1/Dreams_or_Nightmares = :awesome

[Rainney]

This fanfic (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3196841/1/Sasori_x_Deidara) is soo cute, but it's in Spanish. I'm gonna translate it for you guys. I have the first, like, 3 parts done;

Everything was obscene and stormy, (metaphore) but that's how I liked it. Not being able to control the situation, the feelings, the more dark and depraved instincts. Anyone would try to dominate themselves with all their power. But not us. It wasn't what we wanted, what we needed. What we wanted was feel how the warmth of my body warmed what was left of human in him.

While he kissed me with his wooden lips, while he touched me with his inert fingers and I forgot about the reality that I didn't even care about. But life, like art, in not ever-lasting. Like love. Although I never thought he was going to die.

I've been thinking for days, about how he threw me on his bed and made me his, dominating my every movement as if I were another one of his puppets. I could still feel the little warmth that he had left in his heart when he teased me and made me shiver with pleasure. Sasori-sama... Maybe, to him, I was just an annoyance and a distraction, but I liked thinking that there were moments when he was all mine. Well... thats what I like to think...

I feel so alone....

It's from Dei's POV. Wow, I never thought translating would be that hard. I'll finish tomorrow. I have to sleep. >.< I hate reading in Spanish! It makes me cunfruzzled. D:

[Dementia]

Wow. :wtf

[Un-Chan]

Thanks for the translation. :wtf

<3

[Rainney]

lol, your welcome. :P

[HyuugaFan4Life]

This fanfic (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3196841/1/Sasori_x_Deidara) is soo cute, but it's in Spanish. I'm gonna translate it for you guys. I have the first, like, 3 parts done;

Everything was obscene and stormy, (metaphore) but that's how I liked it. Not being able to control the situation, the feelings, the more dark and depraved instincts. Anyone would try to dominate themselves with all their power. But not us. It wasn't what we wanted, what we needed. What we wanted was feel how the warmth of my body warmed what was left of human in him.

While he kissed me with his wooden lips, while he touched me with his inert fingers and I forgot about the reality that I didn't even care about. But life, like art, in not ever-lasting. Like love. Although I never thought he was going to die.

I've been thinking for days, about how he threw me on his bed and made me his, dominating my every movement as if I were another one of his puppets. I could still feel the little warmth that he had left in his heart when he teased me and made me shiver with pleasure. Sasori-sama... Maybe, to him, I was just an annoyance and a distraction, but I liked thinking that there were moments when he was all mine. Well... thats what I like to think...

I feel so alone....

It's from Dei's POV. Wow, I never thought translating would be that hard. I'll finish tomorrow. I have to sleep. >.< I hate reading in Spanish! It makes me cunfruzzled. D:

OH MY GOD!!!! :scrythat was beautiful and so sad..

[Rainney]

I'm trying to translate the rest but I don't wanna freak out my dad. -.-; I have part of it though;

I've started imagining his body on mine and the simple thought of having him with me makes me so excited that I can't avoid experimenting with my own body. I had never done that.

I'll post the next paragraph when I finish it, for if I post it now you will die from loss of blood because your mind wandered to much about whats gonna happen. ^^

[Rainney]

I know. T~T It is! I cried the first time I read it.

[Rainney]

Next part;

I close my eyes and think of him. Sasori-sama... I put my hands on my body, while my mouths licked me slowly, I thought of him. My erection grows in no time. I'm on his bed. His woody scent in the air gets me even more excited. I grip my erection with one hand and start moving it, leaving enough space for my hand mouth to do its work. I then close my eyes and think of him. Sasori-sama...
:nosebleed

[Un-Chan]

-nosebleed-

Envy: Wow.
Me: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?! :yell

[Rainney]

lol! Next part. This one is really sweet! I nearly cried while translating it. T~T

I can't avoid letting my imagination fly even more. Imagining him on top of me, his warm body, his body made of flesh and bones. He lets go of my body while he lays me down on his bed and sweetly whispers, "I'm gonna make you mine, one more time." He breaves my name while he kisses me. Slowly he says, "Dei...da...ra..." It sounds like an angel whispering in my ear.

<333

[Un-Chan]

Awwwwwwwws. :wtf

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Next part;

I close my eyes and think of him. Sasori-sama... I put my hands on my body, while my mouths licked me slowly, I thought of him. My erection grows in no time. I'm on his bed. His woody scent in the air gets me even more excited. I grip my erection with one hand and start moving it, leaving enough space for my hand mouth to do its work. I then close my eyes and think of him. Sasori-sama...
:nosebleed

:drool:nosebleed *ish gonna faint any second*

lol! Next part. This one is really sweet! I nearly cried while translating it. T~T

I can't avoid letting my imagination fly even more. Imagining him on top of me, his warm body, his body made of flesh and bones. He lets go of my body while he lays me down on his bed and sweetly whispers, "I'm gonna make you mine, one more time." He breaves my name while he kisses me. Slowly he says, "Dei...da...ra..." It sounds like an angel whispering in my ear.

<333

:scry:scry:cry:cry:arg *sniffle* that.. was sooo beautiful!

[Gaawa-chan]

Mou... here's the first part of my angsty fic... I'm up for suggestions...

Deidara was pissed. He and Sasori no Danna would play this game to see who could come up with the most suitable word for an emotion, circumstance, person, etc… anything that caught their attention. The person with the best word won. So far, they were tied, Deidara having caught up when he dubbed Orochimaru as ‘slimy.’ Sasori had actually laughed at that- a soft, tinkling noise like a resonating wind chime… He imagined how a battle for finding the right word describing Sasori’s voice would play out… ‘Unchanging’ Sasori would say… Deidara would instantly shoot ‘fleeting’ at him… Sasori would get irritated and consequently snap ‘wise,’ and he would snort, flashing his white teeth triumphantly, and lean into Sasori as if telling him a secret… ‘Dated’ he would say, because Sasori would use the oldest puns and exclamations that Deidara had ever had the great displeasure to hear.
‘Part of Danna’s charm…’ he thought, and twitched a little with amusement.
“Damn it, Brat! Hold still!” Kakuzu growled. Deidara huffed but did not reply.
“Geez, Deidara-san! That must hurt!” a sickeningly cheerful voice emanated from a blindingly bright mask… ‘Alliteration suits the idiot well,’ Deidara mused, watching his Danna’s ring spin between the dark figure’s limber fingers, a stab of anger rushing through him.
Oh, yes… ‘Pissed’ was definitely the right word.
“… Done…” the Takigakure grunted and stood. “Your turn, Hidan.”
“Hoorah-dee-fucking-dah…”
Kakuzu stomped away even as Hidan knelt and clasped his hands around his prayer beads. Deidara found it ironic that the metal pendant was flecked with dried blood. “Did our fight with the Kazekage-chan’s cute little would-be rescuers interrupt something?”
Hidan chuckled and grinned at the blonde, revealing bloodstained teeth. It was something of a joke between them to refer to everyone with the horribly cute suffix, but Hidan had to admit that the frail Jinchuuriki they’d just murdered probably deserved it… “Kuzu-chan is being a whiny bitch ‘cause we were after some of those walking goldmines he gets all giddy over when Mr. High and Mighty told us to back you up.” Deidara let out a soft gasp as pain exploded in his arms. Normally, he appreciated explosions for their fleeting loveliness, but there was nothing artistic about feeling like your arms were pumping lava through your veins… but by the widening of Hidan’s smile, he knew the masochist would beg to differ. “Hurts much, fuck toy?”
“Look who’s talking, un,” Deidara murmured, glancing at Kakuzu. “At least my danna’s not just dead flesh sewn together, un.”
Hidan’s sneering expression morphed into a visage of rage, his violet eyes glinting with malice. “Say that again, you fucking heathen, and I swear to Jashin I’ll rip you limb from limb and tell Leader-teme we were too late to save your sorry ass!”
… Oops… he’d hit a sensitive spot. Normally the two of them got along rather well, but Deidara was pissed, after all, and Tobi still played with his Danna’s ring. “Sasori-danna wouldn’t like that at all, un…” Deidara whispered. “You’re not the only immortal in the Akatsuki.”
“Speaking of whom, Deidara-san, where is Sasori-sama?” Deidara heard a frown in Tobi’s words. Well, he couldn’t blame the guy. Tobi had served the Akatsuki for years, even before Itachi… Zetsu, Sasori, Kakuzu, Kisame, Leader-sama, and Konan-chan were like family to him. “We couldn’t find a puppet with his… chakra container… in the cave. But there were a lot of them…”
“Zetsu will find him, un…” but the artist sighed. It was a valid question. All Tobi and Zetsu had found was an empty shell pinned to a cavern wall, and they took the ring from it… What the Hell was taking his Danna so long? Sasori was insanely powerful- Deidara couldn’t see the hag and the anorexic bitch defeating him… not only that, but like all shinobi, Sasori was a master of deception with a poker face that most people could only dream of. Deidara assumed that the doll maker faked death in order to rendezvous with him and support him; Sasori did have access to more of his clay, after all, and it wouldn’t be the first time that Sasori had used his invulnerability to trick his enemies while on mission.
… So where was he?
“I’m finished, dickhead.” Hidan slapped him upside the head lightly. “Now we wait for your nerves and shit to reconnect.”
“Praise the Lord.” Deidara rolled his visible eye.
Hidan made as if to throttle him, but Tobi hopped between the two, his hands raised. “B-but Deidara-san, what if Zetsu-san doesn’t find him?”
The others stared at him.
“… Zetsu-san is very good at finding things, but even he can make mistakes!” Tobi drew himself up defensively, but Deidara shrugged, wincing as he did so.
“If Zetsu can’t find him, I will, un,” he answered firmly.
“Hidan! Get your ass moving!” Kakuzu was already leaving, and he called back without turning around.
“Good luck finding the walking tree stump,” Hidan muttered, turning and jogging after his partner.
“So, Deidara-san- if Sasori-sama is dead, can I keep his ring?”
“... What?”
“… Ehm… I said-“
Deidara leaped to his feet, his electric blue eye crackling with anger. “Sasori no Danna is not dead,” he hissed, and grim satisfaction swept over him as he saw Tobi wince.
“B-but what if-“
“He’s. Not. Dead. Un.” Deidara hissed. “Now go to the base in southern Suna and wait for us.”
Tobi bowed his head obediently. “Yes, Deidara-san. Moushiwake arimasen.”
The tension fell from his shoulders immediately, and he sighed again. “It’s… all right, Tobi, un. I should be the one apologizing…” His right eye filled unexpectedly, and he sniffed and turned away in a vain attempt to save his pride. “Just… being an ass,” he muttered.
“… Shall I go, then, Deidara-san?” He saw Tobi shift uncomfortably in his peripheral vision.
“Go on, un… be careful with the ring.” and Tobi rushed off. Deidara shook his head, his bangs bouncing around his face, and sat back on the springy grass.
As he waited for Zetsu to return with news- or with Sasori- Deidara couldn’t help but notice that ‘pissed’ was not the right word…
“Being silly, un…” he croaked, a renegade tear slinking down his face to hang onto his chin and finally drop onto his lap. He would have wiped it away, but the ‘nerves and shit’ in his mangled arms hadn’t finished healing, though Kakuzu’s stitches were nice and neat, and Hidan had blessed him in a most uncharacteristically kind gesture- but maybe Hidan was still hoping to convert him.
Pissed was not the right word. He was not pissed.
He was terrified.




“et…off…”
Something slender and hard jabbed Deidara’s back, and his eyes snapped open. “’Sori-danna… don’ poke me, un…”
“We are Zetsu…” a disembodied voice said, “and you are lying on us.”
“Nani?” Deidara looked down, and his blue eye met a blank, yellow orb sticking out of the ground.
“Get off of us…”
Deidara scooted to one side, and Tobi’s sensei slipped out of the ground to tower above the blonde, his eyes gleaming against his skin. Deidara flushed a little. “Gomen, Zetsu no Danna…”
Jinchuuriki. Sharingan. Arms. Kyuubi. Sasori.
“Zetsu, where is Sasori-danna, un?” he asked, rising to his feet. The pain in his arms had receded and was now little more than a dull ache around his joints. He flexed his fingers experimentally and turned his hands over to see both mouths smiling at him. “Did you find him?”
“We could not find him,” Zetsu admitted. “He was not putting any effort into our search… well, what was the point of looking? He’s probably hiding from the enemy… you could have at least helped…”
“Ah… how far did you search?” Deidara kept looking at his hands. One of his mouths stuck its tongue out at him affectionately, and he returned the gesture.
“A circular range from the base with a 1600 meter radius…” the spy’s leafy appendages shivered, as if Zetsu had just shrugged.
“… He can’t have gone far…” Deidara commented, eyeing his happy tongues amusedly; they were now waving at each other with enthusiasm, as if wanting to kiss. “Looks like I’ll have to find him, then… un…” With that, he stalked off, heading towards the cave where he’d parted ways with Sasori.
“We would help you… but we are rather full, and it makes us sleepy…”
“Don’t worry about it, un,” the artist replied, waving to Zetsu without turning around. He felt Zetsu’s chakra flare as he walked, indicating that the Grass traitor had slipped back into the ground.

... I like it so far, but it's my first draft, and it's a bit choppy, so I need to improve it...

[Rainney]

You already have me hooked. >w< 'Nerves and shit' lol! I wanna read more!! But take your time.

[Gaawa-chan]

Really? Yay! I'm glad you like it!

[Rainney]

I can't wait till he gets there. Angsty-ness make me sad... but happy! :D

[Dementia]

All these fanfics are really getting to me:wtf

[Rainney]

Me too. They make me cry and I feel stupid. lol. Ooh, I drew Sasori and Deidara, but my Sasori looks more like a girl than Dei does. Dx I ish flustrated.

[Dementia]

Hm. They can change roles, right?:laugh

[Rainney]

lol! Deidara-seme is cute too. xD

[Verdana]

Can I join? :)

[Dementia]

Of course, welcome!:)

[Rainney]

OMG, imagine if Deidara was the puppet and Sasori was... well.. like Deidara. >w< omg, that'd be funny. I'm Sasori, un. :awesome

[Rainney]

Welcome! ^^

[Dementia]

@deidei -now that's a..:nosebleed

[Rainney]

I didn't think of it like that! But omg, yesh! I'm Sasori, un. <33333

[Gaawa-chan]

Okay... *sniff...*

Here's the next part... it's not done yet, btw. This isn't the ending...
*Sniff...*


Deidara froze. He was on the cliff overlooking what had once been a cave, but was now nothing more than a wound in the Earth, slowly filling up with river water. Bodies were strewn throughout the area, and Deidara realized with shock, that they were his Danna’s puppets, every single one of them.
His life’s work, his art, broken and drowning in the water.
“Sasori no Danna!” he called, sprinting down the cliff side, his hair flying wildly, “Sasori-danna!”
There was no reply, but he hadn’t really expected one.
He slid onto the water and padded across to the watery bank where he’d sat on the pretty Jinchuuriki, the one Sasori no Danna wanted for his new experiment.
‘Well, so much for that,’ he chuckled inwardly. ‘We can always find someone else that pretty and talented… perhaps from one of the weaker nations…’
“Sasori-danna?” he said, listening as his voice bounced off the cavernous walls and faded into the evening sky.
And eerie quiet fell about the area. He assumed the noise of the battle had frightened all the animals off.
“… Where the Hell are you, damn it…” he grumbled, pulling out a scroll.
Some time ago, Sasori and Deidara had been forced to abort a mission when Deidara was nearly sliced in two by some second-rate Tsuchi assassin who got lucky. His luck ran out when Sasori uncorked a vial of some terrible poison and broke it over the bastard’s head. Deidara had never seen anything so horrifically fascinating as the poison- or whatever it was- spread all over the man’s skin and slowly at it away, leaving his flesh bare to the winds. After Sasori managed to piece ‘Brat’ back together, he decided that they needed to prepare for an instance in which one of them perished or was incapacitated in some way. They needed to be able to take care of or dispose of each other’s belongings- or more specifically, their art.
Sasori had given him these scrolls with which to put away his puppets, should he be unable to do so for whatever reason, and it looked like he’d been forced to abandon his beloved art, because Sasori would never have willingly let them lie out and exposed, vulnerable against thieves and the elements.
“What a mess…” the terrorist eyed the broken puppets mournfully. “Danna’s going to be pissed, un…” He flipped the scroll up, unfurling it as he did so, and absently made a few seals. “Hyakki no Soen- Butaiosaru!” he ordered.
Ninety nine puppets, many of them in pieces, lifted themselves up and vanished into the scroll with soft whooshing noises. They were gone in an instant, and the scroll fell into Deidara’s waiting hand. He tucked it into his tattered and bloody cloak, scanning the cave floor.
There was Hiruko, smashed to pieces to his right… and there was the Sandaime Kazekage, his proud mane of black hair soaked with water and lifeless sand and iron grains… on the far wall was Sasori’s trapped body, an empty shell. He pulled out three more scrolls, each made for these three puppets.
First was the Kage; he called it into the scroll, and scrambled back in shock as both the puppet and several tons of iron and sand came rushing at him. Of course. The sand. How stupid of him to forget. Sasori would have a place for that, too, the cocky git.
As the last bits of sand slithered into the scroll, he started unravelling the one for poor, hideous Hiruko. He’d never liked the battered, scowling thing, but to see it sodden and in a dozen pieces on the ground was unsettling. With another flick of his wrist and the command of, “Butaiosaru, Hiruko!” and the puppet vanished into the paper.
“… Now, then…” he strode over to the puppet pinned to the wall. “How do I get you down, un? Ah, well, you’ll come when the audience cheers, won’t you, danna? You never could resist a curtain call…” He opened the final scroll, threw it into the sky, put his hands together, and cried, “Butaiosaru, Kaigara!”
Sasori’s most beloved work of art fell to pieces and slipped underneath the tanuki head that bound it to the wall, then reformed and drifted upwards to the dancing runes painstakingly painted by it’s creator. Deidara choked in disbelief as the puppet turned around and bowed to some invisible audience that only its empty eye sockets could perceive, then slid backwards and disappeared.
“You show-off… un…” the blonde snickered, then straightened up a little. It was getting quite dark. If he didn’t find Sasori soon, it would be too dark to search. “Are you sure you’re not around here, Sasori no Danna?” he shouted. “Clearly your presence is as transient as my art, un!”
As before, Sasori did not reply, did not growl, ‘stupid brat’ under his breath, did not tug on his hair.
“… You just have to make things difficult for me, un…” He whirled about, cloak swishing, and began making his way out of the cave that was no longer a cave…
Until he tripped on some loose debris and fell with a splat into the murky water.
“D-damn it! What the Hell, un?!” he sputtered, the mouths on his palms also spitting out the gravely muck.
“… Dei?”
The Iwagakure criminal stiffened instantly, his eye darting around. Had some Suna shinobi remained behind to see if he’d return? It wasn’t until he realized that the voice was much closer that he looked down.
And saw Sasori, his head bobbing in and out of the sludge.
“Gah! Danna, what the Hell are you doing lying here, un?!” Without ceremony, he plunged his hands back into the water, looping his arms under Sasori’s and dragging him to higher ground.
“… I can’t… move…” the doll maker whispered. “Tried to… tell you… c-couldn’t hear…”
Deidara frowned. “What the Hell… why are you talking like a…” but it was then that he saw them; two clean punctures through Sasori’s soul keep. Blood and poison trickled from the wounds, as if they had been bleeding for hours.
They probably had.
“S-Sasori no Danna?” His hand reached out to touch the edges of the keep, now long since breached and conquered. “Are you dying?”
“Gomen nasai, Dei-chan,” Sasori’s melodic voice could barely be heard above the creak of wood. “Saved enough chakra to tell… K-kyogen…”
“Oh, well, that’s all right, un,” Deidara shook his head fiercely, his eye screwed shut at the terrible high octave his voice had miraculously attained. “This just proves me right, nay, Sasori-danna?”
A smile fluttered across Sasori’s impassive face. “It was a wond-drous ningyoussshhibai. You would have lik-ked it, Brat…”
“A momentous final act,” Deidara agreed.
“Wondrous…” Sasori’s eyes flicked up to look at him, and that strained smile returned, “Ai-shi…teh… my Brat.” He sighed.
My Brat. Leave it to Sasori no Danna. To die with words you had spoken a hundred hundred times on your lips.
My Brat.
Deidara’s scream of anguish rent through the night, but there was no one to hear it.


Moushiwake arimasen: Very formal apology given to superiors.
Aka Higi: Hyakki no Soen (Red Secret Technique: Performance of a Hundred Puppets).
Butaiosaru: quit (retire from) the stage.
Kaigara: Shell.
Gomen nasai: I’m very sorry.
Kyogen: Falsehood.
Ningyoushibai: puppet play.
Aishiteru: I love you.



:cry

[Rainney]

GAH!! NYUU! >.< That was shooooooooo beautiful! You make me love SasoDei even more!! T~T

[Dementia]

that was sad. :scry Beautiful things are always sad.:scry:scry:scry

[Verdana]

Thanks! :laugh

Sad story. :cry

By the way, I have made Sasori & Deidara AMV (slideshow). Here goes the link if you wanna see it. :)

Sasori & Deidara - Beautiful (http://youtube.com/watch?v=y9b4pZhaSPg)

[Dementia]

Your AMV IS beautiful.:wtf I nearly cried.:cry

[Gaawa-chan]

:cry
...
:)
I'm glad you all like my story... I need to keep working on the next parts...

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Okay... *sniff...*

Here's the next part... it's not done yet, btw. This isn't the ending...
*Sniff...*


Deidara froze. He was on the cliff overlooking what had once been a cave, but was now nothing more than a wound in the Earth, slowly filling up with river water. Bodies were strewn throughout the area, and Deidara realized with shock, that they were his Danna’s puppets, every single one of them.
His life’s work, his art, broken and drowning in the water.
“Sasori no Danna!” he called, sprinting down the cliff side, his hair flying wildly, “Sasori-danna!”
There was no reply, but he hadn’t really expected one.
He slid onto the water and padded across to the watery bank where he’d sat on the pretty Jinchuuriki, the one Sasori no Danna wanted for his new experiment.
‘Well, so much for that,’ he chuckled inwardly. ‘We can always find someone else that pretty and talented… perhaps from one of the weaker nations…’
“Sasori-danna?” he said, listening as his voice bounced off the cavernous walls and faded into the evening sky.
And eerie quiet fell about the area. He assumed the noise of the battle had frightened all the animals off.
“… Where the Hell are you, damn it…” he grumbled, pulling out a scroll.
Some time ago, Sasori and Deidara had been forced to abort a mission when Deidara was nearly sliced in two by some second-rate Tsuchi assassin who got lucky. His luck ran out when Sasori uncorked a vial of some terrible poison and broke it over the bastard’s head. Deidara had never seen anything so horrifically fascinating as the poison- or whatever it was- spread all over the man’s skin and slowly at it away, leaving his flesh bare to the winds. After Sasori managed to piece ‘Brat’ back together, he decided that they needed to prepare for an instance in which one of them perished or was incapacitated in some way. They needed to be able to take care of or dispose of each other’s belongings- or more specifically, their art.
Sasori had given him these scrolls with which to put away his puppets, should he be unable to do so for whatever reason, and it looked like he’d been forced to abandon his beloved art, because Sasori would never have willingly let them lie out and exposed, vulnerable against thieves and the elements.
“What a mess…” the terrorist eyed the broken puppets mournfully. “Danna’s going to be pissed, un…” He flipped the scroll up, unfurling it as he did so, and absently made a few seals. “Hyakki no Soen- Butaiosaru!” he ordered.
Ninety nine puppets, many of them in pieces, lifted themselves up and vanished into the scroll with soft whooshing noises. They were gone in an instant, and the scroll fell into Deidara’s waiting hand. He tucked it into his tattered and bloody cloak, scanning the cave floor.
There was Hiruko, smashed to pieces to his right… and there was the Sandaime Kazekage, his proud mane of black hair soaked with water and lifeless sand and iron grains… on the far wall was Sasori’s trapped body, an empty shell. He pulled out three more scrolls, each made for these three puppets.
First was the Kage; he called it into the scroll, and scrambled back in shock as both the puppet and several tons of iron and sand came rushing at him. Of course. The sand. How stupid of him to forget. Sasori would have a place for that, too, the cocky git.
As the last bits of sand slithered into the scroll, he started unravelling the one for poor, hideous Hiruko. He’d never liked the battered, scowling thing, but to see it sodden and in a dozen pieces on the ground was unsettling. With another flick of his wrist and the command of, “Butaiosaru, Hiruko!” and the puppet vanished into the paper.
“… Now, then…” he strode over to the puppet pinned to the wall. “How do I get you down, un? Ah, well, you’ll come when the audience cheers, won’t you, danna? You never could resist a curtain call…” He opened the final scroll, threw it into the sky, put his hands together, and cried, “Butaiosaru, Kaigara!”
Sasori’s most beloved work of art fell to pieces and slipped underneath the tanuki head that bound it to the wall, then reformed and drifted upwards to the dancing runes painstakingly painted by it’s creator. Deidara choked in disbelief as the puppet turned around and bowed to some invisible audience that only its empty eye sockets could perceive, then slid backwards and disappeared.
“You show-off… un…” the blonde snickered, then straightened up a little. It was getting quite dark. If he didn’t find Sasori soon, it would be too dark to search. “Are you sure you’re not around here, Sasori no Danna?” he shouted. “Clearly your presence is as transient as my art, un!”
As before, Sasori did not reply, did not growl, ‘stupid brat’ under his breath, did not tug on his hair.
“… You just have to make things difficult for me, un…” He whirled about, cloak swishing, and began making his way out of the cave that was no longer a cave…
Until he tripped on some loose debris and fell with a splat into the murky water.
“D-damn it! What the Hell, un?!” he sputtered, the mouths on his palms also spitting out the gravely muck.
“… Dei?”
The Iwagakure criminal stiffened instantly, his eye darting around. Had some Suna shinobi remained behind to see if he’d return? It wasn’t until he realized that the voice was much closer that he looked down.
And saw Sasori, his head bobbing in and out of the sludge.
“Gah! Danna, what the Hell are you doing lying here, un?!” Without ceremony, he plunged his hands back into the water, looping his arms under Sasori’s and dragging him to higher ground.
“… I can’t… move…” the doll maker whispered. “Tried to… tell you… c-couldn’t hear…”
Deidara frowned. “What the Hell… why are you talking like a…” but it was then that he saw them; two clean punctures through Sasori’s soul keep. Blood and poison trickled from the wounds, as if they had been bleeding for hours.
They probably had.
“S-Sasori no Danna?” His hand reached out to touch the edges of the keep, now long since breached and conquered. “Are you dying?”
“Gomen nasai, Dei-chan,” Sasori’s melodic voice could barely be heard above the creak of wood. “Saved enough chakra to tell… K-kyogen…”
“Oh, well, that’s all right, un,” Deidara shook his head fiercely, his eye screwed shut at the terrible high octave his voice had miraculously attained. “This just proves me right, nay, Sasori-danna?”
A smile fluttered across Sasori’s impassive face. “It was a wond-drous ningyoussshhibai. You would have lik-ked it, Brat…”
“A momentous final act,” Deidara agreed.
“Wondrous…” Sasori’s eyes flicked up to look at him, and that strained smile returned, “Ai-shi…teh… my Brat.” He sighed.
My Brat. Leave it to Sasori no Danna. To die with words you had spoken a hundred hundred times on your lips.
My Brat.
Deidara’s scream of anguish rent through the night, but there was no one to hear it.


Moushiwake arimasen: Very formal apology given to superiors.
Aka Higi: Hyakki no Soen (Red Secret Technique: Performance of a Hundred Puppets).
Butaiosaru: quit (retire from) the stage.
Kaigara: Shell.
Gomen nasai: I’m very sorry.
Kyogen: Falsehood.
Ningyoushibai: puppet play.
Aishiteru: I love you.



:cry

Aww man.... :cry:cry That made me cry so much.... aww man, Sasori's last words touched me. You are awesome Gaawa-chan, you make me love SasoDei even more! Keep up the good work!

by the way, awesome video Verdana! It made me cry too *sniffle*

[HyuugaFan4Life]

:wOOtfinally, I've been so inspired and I am proud to present you my first SasoDei essay!

Clays and Puppets creates: SasoDei Love

Finally I'm inspired to make an essay about my love for SasoDei, we have the master of puppets: Akasuna no Sasori and his partner in crime, the outgoing blond with explosive clay: Deidara.

How did I get involve with the pairing? Yaoi has never been my taste, but that all soon changed when I began appreciating the artwork and fanfictions about certain yaoi couples. So what does this have to do with Sasori and Deidara?

Simple, it happened when I stumbled upon this beautiful picture of them kissing and it just hooked me on to this interesting pairing. Deidara and Sasori are both masters of art because they both have a unique way to express their art.

Sasori lived a horrible life as a child because he was alone; loneliness made him create puppets that looked just like his parents, but even he knew it wasn't the same as the real thing. Loneliness struck him and it made him bitter maybe even misunderstood, betrayed Sunagakure and killed the Kazekage and turned him into a puppet. Sasori even made himself into a puppet, but not entirely though...

For he still had something inside him, even if his appearance was plain wood I believe he had something inside him. A soul, that inner child that lost his parents and felt lonely all the time he felt darkness around him, no happiness only emptiness.

And now Deidara, going back to his past we noticed that he seems to be this lively character. Alwaying ending his sentences with an "un" and with his famous quote "Art is a bang!" as he loves to describe his clay art to be. Deidara's one odd person because of his hands, there's mouth in his palms and they're used to create to his explosive clay.

Deidara's first encounter with Akatsuki didn't go so well as Itachi easily used his Mangekyou Sharingan on him which made Deidara lose and force to join. This is also the first time we notice Sasori annoyed with Deidara's speech about his art being the best. Perhaps Sasori thought that there wasn't anyone like him?

Makes you wonder why these two are a little similar because of their passion for art maybe? Or because they might have understood each other, besides why would Deidara refer to Sasori as "Sasori-danna"? Danna means boss; master, but it call also mean husband. That depends how he's saying it, you never know:wink

I love these two together because they have respect for each other even if at first they didn't get along so great, even in the manga Sasori seemed troubled with Deidara around, but I think he was better with Deidara being his partner. After all, Orochimaru was Sasori's ex-partner and who knows what Sasori felt about him.

What I've always wanted to see was Deidara looking at Sasori's dead body, I've always wanted to see Deidara at least take one good look of Sasori's dead body. I'm curious to see his reaction because unlike the other Akatsuki, Deidara seems to show his feelings quite frequently. Everyone else has this cold expression on their faces.

Deidara seems to be the only lively and energitic member because for his love of his clays. Sasori and Deidara make an awesome team though, even though Sasori didn't tolerate Deidara's obnoxious and spunky attitude I think Sasori was still able to cope with him. Plus their artwork is fascinating and beautiful, not to mention outrages.

Fanfics of them are angsty, but beautiful as well. Some smutty, but a lot romantic details in it, which SasoDei so interesting as a yaoi coupling. I love these two together because as said, they make an awesome team and I think they were able to connect each other as artists and maybe even something more...:)

Took me a long time to get those words right:faint but I'm glad it came out great:whoo

[Gaawa-chan]

Hmm... Interesting points... You should lengthen it, though!

[Rainney]

Gaawa-chan? Are you on? >w< I can't sleep. Like always. ^^ Have you heard that oiroke no jutsu on youtube. I think it was on Junko's radio show. She got all the Naruto characters' seiyū and all them did oiroke no jutsu. I liked Kiba's. o.O I wish they had Sasori and Deidara!! OMG, imagine if they said it together!! <333 Someone should soo request that! >w<

[Nena Trinity]

OH wow XD I haven't been on in a long time :( Sorry guys, school's been killer.
That story was sad :cry I liked it :wtf I'll have to look back through the stuff I missed later

[Rainney]

Hey Dei-kun! :wtf I have an idea for this FC. >.<

[Nena Trinity]

You do? :wtf Lemme hear it :amuse

[Rainney]

Contests! :B

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Contests!? :ninja woot what's it gonna be about? I'm curious to know, un.

[Gaawa-chan]

Ah, sorry deidei-hime... I've been having a rough time lately and didn't notice your post before I went to bed...
Can you post a link???

... One of my friends went out hunting and has gone missing... I'm so worried I feel sick. The worst part is that he might have gone with one of my other friends... but I don't know anything more about the situation...
:(

I hope he turns up soon...

[Rainney]

@HF4L; It's just a suggestion. :D I dunno if we can do it yet.

@Gaawa-chan; [<3] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-M9EEguB2U) It's ok, I hope you find your friend. ^^

[HyuugaFan4Life]

@Deidei-hime: I hope it becomes valid! Anyways I bring you a very cuuuuute piccie!!

http://orangeminto.web.fc2.com/halloween2.jpg

[Rainney]

I can't see it. D:

[Gaawa-chan]

Whew... they found him... he's in the hospital now.

[Rainney]

omg. Is he alright?

[Gaawa-chan]

I have no idea... but he has siblings, so I'll ask them...
He was missing for quite awhile, and it was very cold and wet yesterday and today... so I expect that he might have hypothermia, but I need to talk to his family first...
I think he'll be all right, though.

[Rainney]

But (if you don't mind me asking) what happened?

[Un-Chan]

DUDE. This FC is so small compared to all the SasoDei fans out there. D:

[Rainney]

YES! Help us! Tell all your friends to come join if they like SasoDei! We will be t3h SasoDei army!!

[Un-Chan]

A HUGE ONE!

And...I just now noticed the previous posts. -hugs Gaawa-chan-

[Rainney]

Yeah. I hope he gets better soon. u.u

[Un-Chan]

So do I. D:

[Rainney]

Both Sori-chan and Dei-chan are nominees for best looking male. Harharhar! :D
linky (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=282974)<<<
xD

[halfway2nowhere]

Both Sori-chan and Dei-chan are nominees for best looking male. Harharhar! :D
linky (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=282974)<<<
xD

*looks at nominess* Oh jeez. I'm defintely NOT going to know who to vote for out of those. Picking between Sasori and Deidara is hard enough :ruri

[Rainney]

I don't either. T~T Definitely Sori-chan or Dei-chan. I lurve Ita-kun and Sasu-kun too though!! :ruri

[Rainney]

Oh, when best pairing comes up, we sooooo have to vote for SasoDei!! If we all don't we won't even have a chance! Even if we just get to be one of the nominees!! It'll be great! :3

[Un-Chan]

I agree! xD

[Rainney]

I got the new cards! I can't wait for Shippuuden to come out over here so we can have Dei-chan and Sori-chan cards!!! <3333

[Un-Chan]

Oh, yeah! I have to buy the Shippuuden ones! :O

Those are the only cards I'll probably buy. xD Aside from the pretty holo ones...*3*

[HyuugaFan4Life]

The piccie didn't want to show??:cry Man now I gotta search it again, but anyways... How's everyone!? I couldn't possibly choose for best looking guy cause I love A LOT of bishounen! So it's hard:(

Todayz my birthday!

[Un-Chan]

Good. x) I just got E-Married. :woo

How bout you? :3

[Wandern]

Lemme join? O:

[Un-Chan]

Welcome! :3

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Yay!! Welcome to the new member let the SasoDei fanclub expand!!

You got e-married Unaligned? Congrats!

[Rainney]

omg! Happy Birthday, congratulations, and welcome! 8B

Well, since neither Deidara-kun nor Kayuuko are here right now, I shall give you your free bishounen cookie! :B

[Rainney]

This (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=175259) is a good essay. It talks about why they pair up (as a team not a fan pairing) some of the Akatsukis. It has Itachi and Kisame, Sasori and Deidara, Deidara and Tobi, Zetsu, and Konan and Pein. ^^

[Rainney]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/285/a/4/SasoDei__Danna______are_you__by_nennisita1234.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs21/i/2007/292/8/e/Happy_holidays_SasoDei_by_kurotorachan.png
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/292/2/9/2977194de3ad2727.png
Gosh! SasoDei = so much win, even after both their confirmed deaths, they get so much awesome fanart!! :love

[Rainney]

Hmm, I hadn't seen these fanarts before. I'll post them just in case, maybe you guys haven't seen them either. I'm gonna upload more fanart to our photobucket. :B Don't look at meh like that. I know, I'm really SasoDeitarded. x3


http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/278/e/0/SasoDei__Happy_hallowen__D_by_nennisita1234.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/275/0/c/SasoDeI__the_end_of_mission_by_nennisita1234.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/253/7/3/I_fly_with_you__Color_by_nennisita1234.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/264/4/2/my_collection_XD_by_nennisita1234.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/251/f/2/Is_mine__X3_by_nennisita1234.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/243/1/e/Neko_sasodei__part_2_by_nennisita1234.jpg
Blah, I'll post the rest in photobucket. :3

[Un-Chan]

OMFG. :wtf :wtf :wtf

#4 is my new wallpaper. :wtf

[B-o-o-m]

your right number 4 was cool

[Rainney]

xD lulz, she has pretty drawings. >w<

[HyuugaFan4Life]

HALLELUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYAAAA!!!!! *Robs all piccies* MINE!!!! Lol:jk

Those are one of the most cutest, most awesomeness drawings ever!!! Number 4 definitely pwns!

[Gaawa-chan]

Gaah! So kawaiii!!!

[Rainney]

:D *dies* We need to revive this thread. It's dieing. T~T I dun wannit ta die! >.<

[Nena Trinity]

Awwww! :wtf They are SO cute! If it wasn't for Akito and Agito from Air Gear on my background I would put one of those up~ But I can't part with Akito XD;

[Rainney]

I have Pein on my background. xD

[Kayuuko]

I am still working on the banners and stuff- just don't have THAT much time to do that right now...

[Rainney]

To do what now? o.O;

[Rainney]

I wanna make an anti-tobi FC. >.<

[Un-Chan]

WHAT? Why Anti-Tobi? D:

[Rainney]

Tobi is an annoying little freaking whore, who thinks he can take Sasori-danna's place in the Akatsuki and didn't even lift a finger when his partner died. + He was an annoyance to Deidara, not ever helping him. Always calling him names and making fun of him. And how he threw Saso-danna's ring in his hand when he found it just pisses me off. And he's just dead to me. So are TobiDei fans. :twitch I'd rather be tortured with GaaSaku picture for the rest of my life than TobiDei. Anything but that. Madara needs to stop acting like a little kid and try to be normal and what he is. An S-ranked criminal. Not a baby with a lollipop. Tobi is NOT a good boy.

[Gaawa-chan]

... Why haven't more people joined this fc???

[Rainney]

Because they = fail. This pairing is like, sooo cannon. In my eyes at least. xD

[Un-Chan]

:oh Oh.

xD I see why, now.

Then...you don't mind if I hate Suigetsu, right?

Although, SuixSai = Hawtness. :pek

[Rainney]

Not at all. I dunno why you would hate Suigetsu but it's ok. xD

Yes, SuiSai = hawtness!!

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/HEBEHDONE.png
I was kinda bored. :sweatdrop

[Gaawa-chan]

... Mou... but he was naked when you first meet him!!!

[Un-Chan]

SuiSai = :drool :thumbs

[Rainney]

^Yes, nekkid is win. I like Sui's outfit though. xP He was sooo hittin' on Sasuke!! >w<

[Rainney]

[<3] (http://ornithia.deviantart.com/art/Madness-Pg-1-63144648) BLAHBLAHBLAH!! There, now my message is longer than ten characters!! Ya happy now!?! <Ignore that. ^^

[HyuugaFan4Life]

^Aww...:cry That is one sad doujin, I really love it (especially the lemon hints). Though overall was so deep and sad... I really feel bad for Deidara and Sasori, that was intense and it made me cry:cry:cry Now that I think about it, I think I know the real reason why Deidara decided to do that at the end... he wanted to reunite with Sasori. and not be viewed as a pathetic way to die like those anti-Deitards have assumed...

[Un-Chan]

Aww. D: Sad, but I loved it. :cry

[Rainney]

I cried too! What he said at the end was sad!! TT3TT

[Sasori-puppet#66]

I'll join, it's cute.

[Rainney]

Welcome! xD New member yay!!! Cookie for you!! :wtf

[Princess Hina]

Can i join please? :love So hot..... :faint

[Rainney]

Yus! More members!! <3333 Cookies for all!!!!!

[Gaawa-chan]

Cookies!!!!

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Spread the SasoDei LOVE! Yay for new members let's celebrate with cookies!!!!

[Gaawa-chan]

Yay! Om nom nom!

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Woot!! *Giving away cookies* We need more members, let this FC grow!!

[halfway2nowhere]

Ahhhhh I love this fanclub so much
I don't feel like I post enough here :cry

[Gaawa-chan]

I confess I'm rather shocked that there are only 48 pages of posts in this fc...
Where are all the fans?!

[Rainney]

They are dead. D: Or so it seems. SasoDei is cannon! And everyone knows it! <33 Well, except for the scary Deitarded fangirls that have more edited images of them and Deidara in their computer then we do SasoDei. o.O; Those retards scare me. OCXDei is pure phail. TT3TT

[Rainney]

http://peewee.noor.jp/07hallo4.gif

People! We have to start posting more like we used to! Come on, we don't want this FC to die, do we?

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Aye aye! I here ya matey! lol! Yeah we have to keep posting like we used to, c'mon people join in the frenzy and let's talk about the beautiful of SasoDei!

I bring piccies (I hope you can see them)

http://akatukitoufuten.web.fc2.com/oosaba.jpg

This one is so cute!
http://lovely.tyonmage.com/e/sasodei.jpg
http://lovely.tyonmage.com/e/sasodei2.jpg
Lol Deidara, giving Sasori-danna a kiss with his handmouth:P

[Rainney]

I can't see. TT3TT I'm poptarted! :cry

[Gaawa-chan]

I can't either!!! :cry

[HyuugaFan4Life]

You can't see??:cry:cry Kyaaaaaa something's gotta be wrong, I don't understand! Hmm let me try again

How about this one?

http://lovely.tyonmage.com/e/sasodei6.jpg

If not try the link instead http://lovely.tyonmage.com/e/sasodei6.jpg

[Gaawa-chan]

It says the link is forbidden... Try copying the picture and uploading it onto a photobucket album. Then copy the image location and paste it here. That should work better.
Yup...

[Rainney]

:nod *listens to A7x* New A7x CD is :awesome!! :iria

[Gaawa-chan]

... Are they good? What kind of music is that?
... I wanna hear...

[halfway2nowhere]

OMG that was released already?
Sheesh I feel out of it today :oh

[Rainney]

BEST SONG EVA! :awesome (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ohkUXYkLtRA)
From their new CD. :iria

[Gaawa-chan]

*Goes to listen.*

[Rainney]

omegawsh they are live. :awesome
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W4I2LVtNqjY
stare at syn and drool. 4 he is win. hawt win!

[Gaawa-chan]

That was catchy... I like...

[halfway2nowhere]

The only cd I have by them is City of Evil
I love the guitar solos, they're amazing :P

[Rainney]

^YES!!! SYN AND ZACKY'S GUITAR SOLOS ROCK! >W< I love the music to the second link. I just think it sounds soooo pretty. Specially the chorus. Tis' part;

"I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on, far away from here
Got nothing against you and surely I'll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
Take me back inside when the time is right"

AND THIS PART TOOOO!

"Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen
So unsure but it seems, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway"

:iria

[Gaawa-chan]

... They kind of remind me of a harder Dream Theater...

[Rainney]

Wassat? Are they good? :iria

[HyuugaFan4Life]

I hope this works

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/45/sasodei6xm1.jpg Let me know if it works this time

[Rainney]

eeek!!!!! OMGNESS ISOOO PERTY! :D

[Gaawa-chan]

Dream Theater is all right... they take some getting used to, but if you like stuff like... say... hmm... they're hard to describe... but they have unbelievably awesome instrumentals. Worshipful. I think one of their songs is over 40 minutes long...
Let me find a link to some of their stuff...

[HyuugaFan4Life]

You can actually see the picture? Oh ya halleluya! I'll upload more!:)

[HyuugaFan4Life]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1989/oosabakt2.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7440/sasodeimi9.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4923/sasodei2tn2.jpg

[Gaawa-chan]

Awww... kawaii...

[Rainney]

*fangirl squeal* omg, yay! Thank you! The first one is soooo awesome! :iria

[Rainney]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j147/loripoo_photos/FLOWERS.jpg

[HyuugaFan4Life]

*fangirl squeals* OH MY GOD!!!!! That one is so KAWAII!!!:wtf:wtf

[Rainney]

I know!!!!! Oooh, Did you vote for SasoDei in the Naruwards today?

[HyuugaFan4Life]

HELL YEAH! along with my other favorite pairings.... though I doubt they'll make it:P everyone hates NejiHina cause of the incest, peoplez in Japan it's legal! but yeah no one cares:notrust

[Rios]

I voted for SasoDei :amuse .

[Rainney]

Thank you Rios! ^^

And I'm sorry HF... I should've voted for them. I voted for SaiBBP Cuz I couldn't think of anyone else. :cry

[Gaawa-chan]

I voted for Gaanaru, Deisori, and Shikamari

[Rainney]

Yay!! <3333 I know we prolly won't make it but still.

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Yah! It's the fact that we voted counts!

[Rainney]

:love yeah!

[HyuugaFan4Life]

So how are you?

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

Hey you guys. I just scanned on a Deidara/Sasori doujin I bought on e-bay recently. It honestly cost me $100. lol. I just spent a few hours scanning the pages and resizing them.

You can download it here:

http://rapidshare.com/files/65262110/ScannedDeidaraDoujin.zip.html

There's also a mini-book that came with it which I couldn't upload in that file because it's slightly more graphic. I'm not sure if it would be allowed in this part of the board. Probably not(although it's not like it's extremely hardcore). But I don't want to risk getting banned or warned so, PM me if you want it.

I scanned it but don't have it uploaded right now yet anyway.

[Gaawa-chan]

I wuv you!!!

[Rainney]

:wtf Kyasurin!!! Thank you! :cry

[Rainney]

If I ever buy a doujin I promice you guys I'll scan it for you! :cry I hope I do get one! :iria It will be the happiest day of my life!

[Rainney]

OMG. THANK YOU. :wtf I just figured out that that doujin was by Peewee. Which is like... one of my favorite artists ever. :wtf

[HyuugaFan4Life]

Hey Yakuto I'm experiencing problems. I can't seem to download it like when I put the code it later says page expired and or something else. Aww man I won't be able to download the doujin...:cry

[halfway2nowhere]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs20/300W/i/2007/296/e/7/SasoDei__I__m_with_you____by_ninjagirl_rukai.jpg

...Has anyone already posted this fanart? I thought it was pretty :)

Hey you guys. I just scanned on a Deidara/Sasori doujin I bought on e-bay recently. It honestly cost me $100. lol. I just spent a few hours scanning the pages and resizing them.

THANK YOU!!

[Gaawa-chan]

...Has anyone already posted this fanart? I thought it was pretty :)


:omg:omg:omg:omg:omg

You thought right!!