are these statements from a narutard true or false

[ipakmann]

chidori can absorb enel

gaara can cotrol crocodile

itachi can beat luffy

mandra can beat BB

4 tailed naruto can beat luffy

narutoverse is faster than bleach and one piece

Oh and my favorite

naruto can bust buildings as regular naruto

[Kazuma the Shell Bullet]

All of them are 100% false

[Random Nobody]

This kind of thread should be in the Meta Battledome since its not a fight thread. And outright saying the statements where made by Narutards (even if there as stupid as the ones you posted) probably isn't the best idea. As for the topic itself:


chidori can absorb enel

The fuck? It's arguable that Chidori could hit Enel, and maybe even block some of his incredible weak, non-named Lightning attacks but anyone who thinks it can absorb him needs their head examined. On that note, has anyone actually used this as an argument? I've never seen anything like this posted (or at least not on this site).


gaara can cotrol crocodile

Been argued a few times and I've never seen any logic behind Gaara being able to control Crocodile besides Gaara being able to control sand, which doesn't explain how he controls sentient sand.


itachi can beat luffy

Depends on the conditions, but in a bloodlusted, no-restrictions fight Luffy would destroy him before he had a chance to do anything.


mandra can beat BB

I'm going to assume you mean Madara and no he can't. The only abilities he's shown are intangibility (which isn't even perfect as he's been tagged a couple of times already) and teleport which has the advantage of not needing tags like the 4th's did, but takes longer to use.


4 tailed naruto can beat luffy

Another one that's been debated several times and the only way 4 Tails would stand a chance was if he somehow got Luffy to stand still and catch a chakra ball with his face.


narutoverse is faster than bleach and one piece

:rofl


Oh and my favorite

naruto can bust buildings as regular naruto

Once again, has anyone actually argued this?

[The Faint Smile]

Maybe the last one if he used Frs...but this thread is just as stupid as your others and in the wrong section.

Land fill is down a bit more...

[NU-KazeKage]

naruto can bust buildings as normal naruto with his odama rasengan most likly but everything else seems stupid

[Onomatopoeia]

chidori can absorb enel
gaara can cotrol crocodile
itachi can beat luffy
Whoever told you these was a fucking moron.

mandra can beat BB
That could be either Manda or Madara, either of which is, to say the least, laughable.

4 tailed naruto can beat luffy
Well, that can go back and forth forever, but the general consensus for this place seems to be that 4 Tailed Naruto couldn't kill Luffy when he was a kid before he ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi.

Ridiculous obviously, but that's how this place works. *shrug*

narutoverse is faster than bleach and one piece
Idunno. Based on often mentioned but never displayed "calcs", Bleach and One Piece are faster than Naruto could ever hope to be.

naruto can bust buildings as regular naruto

Debatable.

[Tash]

FRS isn't normal Naruto.

[Willy D]

narutoverse is faster than bleach

Maybe :LOS

[Endless Mike]

The last one might be true, depending on the circumstances (i.e. the size and structural stability of the building, and how much time he was given)

[Tash]

DRAGON OUT

[Willy D]

Is it sad that it doesn't make me sick anymore :notrust?

[Tash]

Not really, this is daily for Dragon.

You should have built up an immunity by now.

[Zoidberg]

100% false. The few naruto characters who can match the killing power of OP characters are the Sannin and Akatsuki, yet this isn't enough when you throw in OP's elite.

Chidori is a lightning skill, it won't absorb Enel, hell it might even power him up.

Madara's full force has not been seen, and so has Blackbeard's, so its debatable.

Gaara can't control Crocodile. It just isn't possible. Perhaps If he goes to his full monster form, but that thing is wind elemental. Besides, Crocodile turns Gaara into a pile of dust once he gets his hands on him.

The speed thing, I'm not sure. in OP, we have characters going at the speed of light(Kizaru). I suppose if summoning speed was added, then they'd be equal at best.

Naruto can bust buildings, its only a matter of using kagebunshins, and a lot of them to tear down the building brick by brick. Or rasengan. That works too.

[TheGreenSamurai78]

chidori can absorb enel

NO

gaara can cotrol crocodile

NO

itachi can beat luffy

NO

mandra can beat BB

no

4 tailed naruto can beat luffy

no

narutoverse is faster than bleach and one piece

no

naruto can bust buildings as regular naruto

Depends on how big the building is. I don't see Naruto busting anything higher then 3 stories. Plus this belongs in the Meta Battledome.

[Gamma Akutabi]

in b4 master bruce.:lmao

[Shuntensatsu]

Aside of the last one all of these are horribly false, the last one is just slightly false.

[Dark Evangel]

Jplaya's statement


"Kisame spitting the entire Pacific Ocean against the CP9"

[Zetta]

Please tell me the name of said Narutard. I'm the mood for some rape.